Extreme Mountaineer Anja Blacha

From the heights of the Himalayas to the remote peaks of Antarctica, Extreme Mountaineer Anja Blacha has climbed some of the most dangerous and demanding mountains on Earth. We talk extreme mountaineering, climbing the seven summits and finding motivation in everyday life. Then, from Christmas lights and neon signs, to lanterns and flashlights, we countdown the Top 5 Kinds of Lights.

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Interview with Extreme Mountaineer Anja Blacha

Nick VinZant 0:00

Hi welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, extreme mountaineering, in lights, especially

Anja Blacha 0:21

with altitude, you oftentimes don't realize you're beyond that limit of where your body can take it. And once you've crossed that line, there is no real saving anymore. So I realized, the more passionate I am about something, the more other people want to see me do it and succeed. The hardest part of my decisions is oftentimes getting to the starting line. Once you're at the starting line, 80% of the expedition are done to execution, or the remaining 20%.

Nick VinZant 0:51

I want to thank you so much for joining us, if you get a chance to subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So I want to get right to our first guest. She's an extreme mountaineer, and what I think is so interesting about this conversation, not just the places that she's been, and the experiences that she's had, but the message that anybody can do this, if you just do certain things. This is extreme mountain near Ania Blanca, what is it about the mountains? What is it that calls to you about the mountains?

Anja Blacha 1:38

I mean, first of all, I think we are human client, no, this kind of like, attracts into mountains and their magnitude magnificent. But being in the mountains that for me is about the presence of just being in the moment. And then it's the challenge. Were

Nick VinZant 1:55

you hooked from the first time? Or was this something that kind of built up over time?

Anja Blacha 2:01

Well, I grew up not knowing anything about mountains. So when I would go on holidays, or be going to the beach, or maybe doing a small city trip, but the first time that I actually saw some proper mountains was in 2013, when I was 23 years old, and I quite liked the environment. I was stung by Yeah, by those by those landscapes in summer next holidays was like our see that again, as part of my backpacking trip to Argentina. And I was like, Okay, where can where can I go and do like, multi day hike and then see some mountains on and I ended up climbing Aconcagua. I think that was the moment where I was like, I really want to experience this again and again and again.

Nick VinZant 2:46

So your first mountain experience was climbing one of the seven summits in South America.

Anja Blacha 2:50

Yeah, that's right. Mount Aconcagua, it's called,

Nick VinZant 2:53

let's seems like that's a pretty intense first experience. Like I thought you were gonna say, like, I went on this two mile hike, saw the waterfall turned around came back.

Anja Blacha 3:04

In a way it helped that I didn't know much about mountains back then. Because I was not expecting so much in terms of like, what it had to be like, and what it would have to give me there was no kind of like pressure. And also, there was no feeling of what if I'm not good enough? What if I'm not skilled enough? Instead, I just went by, okay, what's the requirements that the expedition provided the mountain guide, put forward? Can I tick those boxes? And if I can, hey, why not do it instead of being like, you know, all this people around me are better mountaineers are more skilled and more experienced, and so on. Maybe I shouldn't be trying this. When in a way was good that I got into this world without much prejudice.

Nick VinZant 3:51

Okay, I get the climbing these 8000 meter mountains is hard, right? But I don't really understand it. Is there something that you could like put in perspective like, Okay, how difficult is this really,

Anja Blacha 4:04

I think one of my most difficult moments was when I was climbing Bragg peak, which is not a very well known 1000 meter peak. I was my first I thought mula peak without oxygen though. And on summit day, that feeling was like having to keep walking in a straight line after feeling like you hadn't slept for maybe two nights in a row. And having had a bottle of water. That's that's how it feels like when you're not properly acclimatized. Walking at high altitude. Overall, I think it's a lot of mental game. Those 8000 meter peak expeditions take a lot of time, because you have to get to base camp first. That oftentimes is a multi day trek even just getting to the starting point. Then from then on, you always need to wait for a good weather window to then go and climb a little bit higher up that mountain and then come back to base camp again, said You keep pushing your body, to the feeling of altitude to the lack of oxygen and allow for it to rest, recover and adapt. And then you go up again when the next weather window is there. And sometimes there's avalanches in between that destroy all the efforts you've made on buildings a route or setting up camps, higher up the mountains. Sometimes there's bad weather for two weeks, and you can't do anything about that. And then sometimes you don't feel quite ready yet, but the opportunity is there to go and push and you need to just go grab it and force yourself up that mountain. So a lot of that is a mental challenge of being resilient. And being being able to adapt to what nature around you dictates

Nick VinZant 5:47

what is the significance of doing it without oxygen,

Anja Blacha 5:51

I think climbing with or without bail oxygen as best compared to doing Tour de France and an ebike, or a normal bike. So it's a huge difference. Like, if you're doing Tour de France on the ebike, I think most of us would be able to do it, having to do it on a regular bike. Not so sure. And so the reason why that's so different is because at altitude, you've got lower air pressure. So with lower air pressure, you've got lower levels of oxygen around you. And that means that at an altitude of 1000 meters, you have less than 1/3 of the amount of oxygen around you that you'd normally have at sea level approximately. So even if you wouldn't do any exercise, and actually you're climbing up there, within 24 hours, or maybe 48 hours, you would, generally speaking, die because of the lack of oxygen. And that's why also that altitude is called the death zone in mountaineering, your blood circulation does not work that well anymore, you'll have much cold extremities, like your hands or your feet, you'll be hyperventilating. And as you'll be inhaling significant amounts of really cold air that will cool you out from inside, no matter how warm you're down students, and so on. And so when you use supplemental oxygen, you alleviate and greatly reduce all those factors, and bring down the perceived altitude of the mountain. So even if you're standing on top of like an 8000 meter peak, the perceived altitude for your buddy might only be 7000, or 6000, or even 5000, depending on what oxygen system you use.

Nick VinZant 7:39

So it's a huge difference in that regard. The people who climate without oxygen, kind of look down on the people who climate with oxygen is kind of like Yeah, but you did it with oxygen.

Anja Blacha 7:52

I think there's there's a few different camps. And there's a few different arguments to be had, like, of course, as a purist that say, do it without oxygen, or don't do it at all. Then those those who say, Well, if you don't do it with oxygen, you have a risk to other people, or you can't help that much if there's an emergency because there's no backup system of oxygen when something goes wrong. And when you get altitude sickness and so on. So safety is a concern. And then yeah, those those are saying, look, it might be a nice, a nice achievement for you personally, but I don't think it's worth taking the risks. Because especially with altitude, you oftentimes don't realize you're beyond that limit of where your body can take it. And once you've crossed that line, there is no real saving anymore. So only to say, Oh, well I've done it without by law, oxygen, why would I take the risk? So you've

Nick VinZant 8:53

done all of the Seven Summits, The Seven Summits is the highest mountain on every continent. Right? What? Well, how come you wanted to do that? What motivated you to go for all seven? It kinda

Anja Blacha 9:05

was just unfolding with my holidays. So the first seven songs was I wanted to go to Argentina go backpacking, then I was working a lot in Africa and my boss told me Hey, why don't you save our company and yourself some money for flights to spend your holidays? In Tanzania next to our customer in Kenya, and go climb Kilimanjaro? How could I say no. And just like that with every holiday one of the Seven Summits was added to my to my mom's client and an event she was like I gotta go and see on Arctica I gotta go and and client management and as well and and complete the Seven Summits

Nick VinZant 9:47

Hey, you get this much time off. That's the one question that I was wondering because I know you work a full time job. Like how do you get this much time off to do these?

Anja Blacha 9:55

Negotiation is a good skill to have for sure. I'm, I realized, the more passionate I am about something, the more other people want to see me do it and succeed. So if I was to ask for two months off, because I want to go on a beach holiday and lay by the sea, no one's gonna say yes. But if I'm saying, Look, I deeply care about climbing Ketu, or I deeply care about going on the south, like the ocean to the South Pole. And I'll put a lot of time and effort into this. And also, I'll be giving back when I come back or give my best before as well, people like, I want to be there for you, and I want to support you on your journey. The second thing I would like to add to that is, I've met so many people who say I would love to do it, but don't have the time now, and then they wait for the right moment. And then years go by, and there's never the right moment, because there's always something. And so if you wait for the right moment, you'll wait

Nick VinZant 11:00

forever. But why then, like, Why do you think is this just your nature? Like, why do you do this? And other people do not? Right? Because I think that everybody would kind of agree with those sentiments, but people just don't do it. So what is it like? How do you do it? And other people are? Like, I'll do it tomorrow? I'll do it next week.

Anja Blacha 11:20

I think one thing is commitment. So I make that conscious decision. Like it's a binary yes or no decision. Like, yes, I commit to making this my goal, and therefore I will make it work. Or it's no, it's nice to have, but I'm not committed to prioritize it enough. So I think that's the number one thing like really committing to a goal and being binary about not being a maybe and not being like, let me see, let me try the thing. Like, yes, I will make it happen. That's, that's the number one most important thing. And then I think what adds to that is, I have kind of like, learning from a first and I'll experience adopted that mindset that you don't need to be special, to do something special. You don't need to be like the people who did it before you to do the same thing. Like instead of trying to be either that unicorn or to be a copy of that huge, big, daunting adventurer. Just be yourself. And just do it the way that it works. That works best for you. And I found that to be super helpful, because then you stop comparing yourself, you stop getting derailed by looking at others and you stop, you know, maybe thinking oh, is it now an imposter syndrome? Am I maybe not that special? I mean, not good enough? Am I maybe whatever, and you do not have any excuses anymore. It's just about like, Okay, I am who I am. And I've got what it takes, if I just put my mind to it. And I think that also underlines the point that the hardest part of my decisions is oftentimes getting to the starting line. Once you're at the starting line, 80% of the expedition are done, the execution or the remaining 20%.

Nick VinZant 13:17

So when did you start so you climbing all these mountains, got bored climbing all these mountains? When did you start doing the polar expeditions, crossing the poles, that kind of stuff. And of

Anja Blacha 13:27

2018 I was sitting in the office like a gray rainy afternoon, I was like, what kind of like to go on with expedition. But as you said, another mountain feels a bit repetitive at this point of plants. And many would be nice to learn something new and push myself. And I remember that when I was in Antarctica for the first time in 2017. That was the first time I heard about polar expeditions. That came into my mind again. So I started Googling polar expeditions. I wrote a couple of messages did some research. And a few weeks later, I stood up cross country skis for the first time in my life, and learned the art and craft of polar travel and polar expeditions. And a year later, I did my big big trip across Antarctica from the outer coastline all the way to the South Pole and instead of world record on cross country skis, and it was also a great, great way to learn about self sufficiency and and you know, doing things all alone eventually. Is

Nick VinZant 14:38

it what how would you compare it to kind of mountains would you say it's more difficult or less difficult or just different? Like how would you compare it quite

Anja Blacha 14:46

different? I mean, from the outside looks so similar. You've got snow and ice, you've got remote places and hostile environments. But on the mountains you spend a lot of time resting and recovering. Waiting for good weather, and so on. And so the actual climbing activities on those big mountain expeditions are right are quite short. But when they happen, that they can be very taxing and exposed and dangerous, and you are in a far more risky environment, and polar travel, you have really long days. Every day is a day, there's no rest day says no, let's let's retreat and recover and then go back out again a couple of days and sounds like every single day, you have a full day of work, so to speak. And all the little details matter. So so much and polar travel, you think about, Okay, how many seconds per break or per changing my layers? Do I lose? If I have a Velcro on top of my zipper of my jacket, like that type of detail you get into like, Okay, I will need to pre cut my protein bars or energy bars before I head out onto the expedition because they will be so frozen, it will take me too much time to warm them up and and even to them. If I don't do that in advance like you think about the tiniest details, I will cost you so much time over a two month period. So very different and both other towns have in their own right.

Nick VinZant 16:26

Well, why is the time such a concern? Like why would you do that just because you don't want to stop essentially, or like what's the reason that like time is such an important thing. Typically, on polar expeditions

Anja Blacha 16:36

you want to go unsupported, which means that from day one of the start of the expedition, everything you will need to have with you to make it to the end of the expedition has to be on your sled that you drag behind you. And the more you need, the heavier the sled gets. And so it makes a huge difference if you're carrying or pulling a sled that weighs 100 kilos of you're pulling a sled that weighs 130 kilos. So you want to minimize the weight, but you want to make it so you need to have enough food and fuel and everything. And the faster you go, the shorter the time, you will need to get from A to B. So it's a it's a matter of finding the sweet spot between minimal waits for maximum speed without you know, risking that you will run out of food fuel, or have a habit incident in between that you can't resolve with the supplies that you have.

Nick VinZant 17:39

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions, sir? What was the scariest experience that you've had?

Anja Blacha 17:46

I guess, one mountain that had a few scary experiences was Ketu. I remember one night we're sleeping on Camp three, and I was trying to attend was a climbing partner. And late at night, he woke me up and he was like, hey, we need to get down immediately. Like there's been so much snow accumulating. And it sounds like we'll have avalanche risk very soon. If we don't get down right now, like that might be it. Like that's the moment where you're like fast awake. Luckily, tart, I was a lot of snow drift, but no fresh snow. And so we were safe. But like that moment when you wake up and you're like in shock, you won't forget quickly. And just a few days later on that same expedition. We were on the summit push. We're going for the summit. And k two is known for the battle mech section, which is the most dangerous tech, not the whole mountain. And it's so close to the summit. It's just the last couple of hundreds of meters on the final day after being out there for like six, seven weeks. And we had to turn around right in the middle of that section in the middle of the night. Because, again, there were there was such deep snow that there were snow slabs coming down. And they almost pulled one of the climbers down there was going far ahead and there was a moment you're like, Okay, I want to make it to the top. But I don't want to lose my life. Now's the moment to turn around.

Nick VinZant 19:26

Is it harder to go up or harder to go down? harder on the knees to

Anja Blacha 19:31

go down but definitely takes so much longer to go up.

Nick VinZant 19:34

But do you sometimes do you ever do people get in situations where they like put so much effort into going up that like oh, how are you gonna get down now?

Anja Blacha 19:42

That's a real danger. The majority of people who have died in the mountains died on 30 cent and I unfortunately had to witness that. Last summer. I was climbing Nanga Parbat. I only had base camp support so I was kind of on my own on the mountain but There were three other climbers who about the same time as me summited. And we all kind of like connected said like, hey, let's let's go down now, before it's too late and one of those climbers got altitude sick probably already on the way up, but really emerged on the way down. And eventually we couldn't save him, and he died. And that's the moments where we realize it's a fine line between you know, somebody nice, okay, good, but losing your life. That is a whole different thing. And yeah, that's when you when you when you realize you got to be extra careful, you can't push to your limit in the mountains. I will say, in order to go above and beyond my limits, metaphorically speaking. I always have to stay below my limits.

Nick VinZant 21:00

When you set out on one write for yourself and for other people. Do you did is it really in your mind that like, Oh, I'm not coming back,

Anja Blacha 21:09

I wouldn't go out if I thought I wouldn't come back. I'm not suicidal. I'm not going there. Because I'm like, Oh, I might, I might kill myself in the process. But let me try anyway, I'm going there feeling confident enough that I will be able to make the right calls to come back home safely. Because that's what this is all about. I want to come back home safely. And I want to, I want to send a mountain at all costs. And if it costs my life, I'm happy to give my life away for it. But having said that, death comes close and close every year. Like even just looking back at, you know, my footage from last summer, even though none of those have been people I've known before. It's like people I've met or had short encounters with that are no longer with us. And that list of people is growing every year.

Nick VinZant 22:04

Do you think that you would stop because of that? Yeah.

Anja Blacha 22:07

And I think it's important to remind yourself of doing that. We call it the summit fever, when you forget about everything else and just go for the summit and just try to push on and put on put on and just hope for it to turn out well in the end. But I think it takes a lot of mental strength and a lot of like self confidence to say, No, today's not the day, because at that moment, we are saying no, today's not the day, you're still okay. So you will always be like, but maybe it could have worked out. Maybe it could have made it you will never know because at that moment, you'll still feel okay. So it takes a lot of like self discipline, a lot of like mental strength, a lot of self confidence. Like all the people who have to tell, you know, family and friends, media sponsors, oftentimes big parties involved, like hey, I wasn't feeling it. I turned around and I'm still okay. Like, you know, I'm standing here in perfect health was all my fingers, my nose and my toes. And why did I turn around? Well, because I wasn't feeling it. Okay. You have to be able to do that. And to say that and to stand up for that

Nick VinZant 23:22

light slightly lighter subject which which one mountains did you climb? Was that was your favorite? Which one was like, Oh, I really liked that one.

Anja Blacha 23:29

Even though I talked negatively about that, like k two will always be spit be a special for me. With the most beautiful summit push. We're only like a group of maybe 20 climbers that whole day on the mountain. Perfect use perfect weather. And it's just such an iconic mountain to climb with this. Yeah, stunning. Triangular say that you see from afar. I will I will always love Ketu I think

Nick VinZant 24:01

which one was the hardest? Which one would you say like, Oh, that was the hardest one. That was That was tough. Oh,

Anja Blacha 24:09

funnily enough, brought peak, which is an absolutely unassuming. 1000 meter peak was the hardest for me because we did a very early push to the summit and terrible conditions. I was not well acclimatized. And just everything was so hard on that summit rich, which stretches on for what felt like forever. So it doesn't need to be a difficult mountain to be a difficult climb for you personally. It's what I realized.

Nick VinZant 24:37

Was there one that you were like that one wasn't that hard, which one would you say was kind of overrated in its toughness?

Anja Blacha 24:44

I think in terms of toughness, Nanga Parbat is called the most difficult one of the 1000 meter peaks. It's very technical and very steep and so on. But I feel like commercialization of 1000 meter peak climbing which means usually got multiple expedition teams you share rope fixing you've got well established camps and drought setting and so on, made it quite easy so that I don't feel like Nanga Parbat, even though it's supposed to be the most difficult of the 8000 meter peaks is a technical talent anymore. Does

Nick VinZant 25:21

that ruin things for people? Do you feel like that's ruining the sport? Or is this just this is how it is now,

Anja Blacha 25:26

I guess I'd add to the popularity of the sports, I think what we're seeing in the Himalayas right now is what we've seen and say, the Alps. And the years before, like, back in the days, no one would climb them at all, then some, some explorers, we want to climb for them, and then all of a sudden, everybody's climbing them. And I think we are at a point where, to some extent is happening in the Himalayas as well. And in a way, it's okay, it's great that this is becoming more accessible for people. At the same time, I think we need to be cautious to make sure that even though more people go, they are still sufficiently prepared.

Nick VinZant 26:08

What's next?

Anja Blacha 26:10

I don't have a bucket list of projects or goals to tick off. I guess it's more about like, you know, creating new experiences learning, developing myself. Yeah, but I suppose it's safe to say that I am going to do some more polar and mountain expeditions in the future. But I guess, ultimately, like the main goal for me is more to Yeah, pursue a life well lived. The other striving Well, the art of like using my potential. I guess that's a journey that will never end.

Nick VinZant 26:46

Do you feel like you'll kind of continue down this? I'll just use the word for lack of a better word, like more extreme thing? Or do you ever see yourself like, I want my next challenge is to go to all the buffets in Las Vegas or something like that? Do you ever feel like it'll always be something like this? Or do you think it will ever kind of like, change into something more mundane, for lack of a better word,

Anja Blacha 27:09

actually love the balance. Like, I think if I was just in the bubble of explorers and expeditioners, I wouldn't be happy, I like to like step into that world. But then to step out of that world again, and be, you know, in the world of business and the city live and so on. For me, it's, it's super nice to have that balance of different worlds. And so I don't see myself as like, just focused on the extreme for the next, however many years or completely stepping out of it. But let me see

Nick VinZant 27:42

that I missed this one a little bit. And this is one where they just use a couple of words, but I think I know what they mean. And then the question is just what's the trade off? Right? Because like, you know, everything is a give and take you do this, you don't get to do that. Is there? Like what's the trade off for doing expeditions like this?

Anja Blacha 28:01

I think one big thing is the time. So I can only use my time once. And I spent most of my time that I'm not working. Yeah, on those expeditions, instead of doing extended holidays with my friends. So my, my trips was like my path like, city friends become shorter and shorter, it's more like long weekends, within two weeks of holidays together. Money I guess, it's an expensive hobby to have. So spend a lot of money on gear on travel on equipment, and so on. But I'm happy to do so. And on summit day, that feeling was like having to keep walking in a straight line after feeling like you haven't slept for maybe two nights in a row. And having had a bottle of water. That's that's how it feels like when you're not properly acclimatized. Walking at high altitude. Overall, I think it's a lot of mental game. Those 8000 meter peak expeditions take a lot of time, because you have to get to base camp first, that oftentimes is a multi day trek, even just getting to the starting point. Then from then on, you always need to wait for a good weather window to then go and climb a little bit higher up that mountain, and then come back to base camp again, so that you keep pushing your body to the feeling of altitude to the lack of oxygen and allow for it to rest, recover and adapt, and then you go up again when the next weather window is there. And sometimes there's avalanches in between that destroy all the efforts you've made on building the route or setting up camps higher up the mountains. Sometimes there's bad weather for two weeks and you can't do anything about that. And then sometimes you don't feel quite ready yet but the opportunity's there to go and push, and you need to just go grab it and force yourself up that mountain. So a lot of that is a mental challenge of being resilient.

Nick VinZant 30:12

I want to thank you so much for joining us if you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media accounts were Profoundly Pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description, if you want to see more of these expeditions and see some of the places that Anya has been, the YouTube version of this episode will be live on January 25, at 12:30pm Pacific. So real quick, I want to take a minute and tell you about one of the sponsors of this show, every plate, every plate is now owned by HelloFresh, a leading meal delivery company. And we've all heard about meal delivery companies. But what really sets every plate apart is the price and the quality. And the deal that they are offering for the month of January, every plate is the least expensive meal delivery company, just $1.49 a meal plus $1 steak for life for the month of January. And we're not talking about like just cheap garbage food. Every plate has meals that are easy and don't compromise on quality. And they have a wide variety of recipes. They've got breakfast, 15 minute or less meals feel good food, big batch favorites. And you can even add in delicious options to your order with over 25 convenient sides, lunches, snacks, desserts, and even more. And for the month of January, you can get a meal for $1.49 plus $1 steaks for life by going to every play.com/podcast and entering the code 49 pointless. Now your subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. But if you do that it is $1 steak for life. We have put the website in that code in the episode description. It's $1.49 a meal. I've had it. It's great. I really enjoyed it. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the point was part of the show. How hard would you say you try in everyday life? Like if you put a percentage on it?

John Shull 32:36

Probably between a good 60 and 80%?

Nick VinZant 32:40

I think I'm probably between 50 to 65%. But then wide? How come you don't try any less? Why don't you try harder?

John Shull 32:48

I think I try hard at the things that I shouldn't try hard at. And then the things I want to try hard at I'm too tired, or too making excuses to try harder at if that makes sense.

Nick VinZant 33:01

Oh, yeah, I do that too. I definitely put too much effort into things that I shouldn't put effort into and then don't have enough energy left to put effort into things that I should really put in or energy into. I'm not good at prioritizing.

John Shull 33:14

You're right. Yeah, I think you said it right. It all comes down to how you prioritize actually polled the

Nick VinZant 33:19

audience. Would you like to hear the results of the poll? 16% of people said zero to 25 36% said 25 to 50 39% said 50 to 75 and 9% said 75 to 100% I don't really think that you can try that hard that much stuff every day and continue that for very long.

John Shull 33:39

I actually feel like our the audience has been pretty honest there.

Nick VinZant 33:43

I don't think that people tend to lie anonymous.

John Shull 33:46

I but I feel like they go oh, it's Profoundly Pointless. I'm just gonna click the first thing that I see in and do it that way. I

Nick VinZant 33:52

think that most people would probably averaged between 40 and 70%. I think that that would be about what most people are putting in every single day. I feel like the longer you are in any situation that you're in, whether it's a job, whether it's whatever. You slowly realize that you don't really have to try that hard. I think most of life is actually very simple.

John Shull 34:14

I mean, we make it complicated with feelings and emotions. Imagine if you went through life with no emotions how simple life would be.

Nick VinZant 34:21

It'd be boring though, man. He'd be essentially just be a robot like a robot doesn't enjoy life. Alright,

John Shull 34:28

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Nick VinZant 35:04

All you gotta do it again. Okay, all right player.

John Shull 35:07

I mean, I had fun with it, I think you liked it. So if you didn't steal in that episode, just check out low in Episode cross tag promoting whatever. Basically I'm gonna give Nick 10 random things, literally random things I've just thought of today or yesterday, and I'm just gonna see how you react to him. So first thought first word, that's what we're looking for here. So we're gonna start with a, we're gonna start now we're gonna start with shirtless Jason Kelsey.

Nick VinZant 35:40

I don't care about things like that at all. And actually, this annoys me. This annoys me, right? Because all right, so Jason Kelsey, who is may or may not retiring. He's a football player for the Eagles. He's Travis Kelce, his brother, he's famous all this kind of stuff. He got all this media attention for being shirtless and think drunk at a football game. Right? Which is exactly the same thing that hundreds of other people are doing. Why is it somehow amazing that he's doing it? So him doing something that everybody else is doing is somehow incredibly important and special? I

John Shull 36:14

don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying. However, the hundreds of other people probably aren't a 10 time. Pro Bowler, probably aren't. Travis Kelce is Brother aren't sharing a suite with Taylor Swift.

Nick VinZant 36:28

We're giving him attention because he's a famous persons like famous person does things that regular people do all the time.

John Shull 36:36

I'm just just saying I see what you're saying. But part of this is to keep it moving. So let's keep moving. Have you by the way, if you out there have a that strong opinion on Jason Kelce? Let us know. All right. Second thing here. Judge Judy.

Nick VinZant 36:49

Oh, just a great show. Judge Judy, just a great show. Right. I can't believe that she's she was old when I was young. I can't believe that she's still doing her thing.

John Shull 37:02

i i You know what, I probably in the minority, but I don't I've never cared for any of those court like live courtroom shows or whatever. I've just never liked any of them. Nobody

Nick VinZant 37:13

could ever do it like Judge Judy did it. Judge Judy is far and away the best at it. And nobody else comes anywhere close to Judge Judy.

John Shull 37:23

All right. Let's see here. face tattoos

Nick VinZant 37:27

are just not a good idea. Right? Like maybe it looks cool. Maybe it's your thing. But like, I would advise my sons to pass on that. You better be famous. You better be rich and famous. That's what

John Shull 37:40

I would say. I was gonna say, Do you know anybody? That isn't Mike Tyson? Or somebody along those lines? Famously, that has a face tattoo that is proud of it? I

Nick VinZant 37:51

don't personally know anybody with a face tattoo.

John Shull 37:56

No. All right. Do you like that? You're awful. Yeah, I mean, neck tattoos? Chin eyes, forehead.

Nick VinZant 38:05

You know, people with eye tattoos.

John Shull 38:07

Now they have on their eyelids.

Nick VinZant 38:10

Or is it makeup? That doesn't count?

John Shull 38:13

No. It's an actual tattoo that they got on their eyelids. And they blink and you see something? Yeah, or when they're sleeping. They're like little they're like little eyes. Like on top of their eyelids. I don't know how to explain

Nick VinZant 38:26

it. They have i That's weird. That's creepy. That creeps me out. Well, it's

John Shull 38:29

probably why they're single. And I've never been married. Alright. Next thing here. microwave rice.

Nick VinZant 38:38

I don't microwave rice. That's one of the few things that I feel like you don't put in the microwave is rice. I don't do that. I cook rice on the oven are the top of the what do they call the top of the oven? What do they call that stove? Stove Top where God intended it.

John Shull 38:55

You will get there. All right. Dolly Parton. Oh,

Nick VinZant 39:00

just a legend. And probably one of the great. I don't know about her musically, right. Like I don't know anything about that. But in terms of like somebody who has used their fame and wealth to do great things for a community. I don't think that there's many people that are going above and beyond Dolly Parton that somebody that you can say has done things and made a difference with their fame. Get

John Shull 39:24

to the next thing here. Wireless headphones.

Nick VinZant 39:28

I don't have any seems nice. seems more convenient. Wireless is always more convenient than wired.

John Shull 39:35

Get a get a pair and it will change your life. I guarantee it.

Nick VinZant 39:39

I don't listen to music and headphones. I don't use headphones for anything other than this podcast. That's the only thing I use headphones for.

John Shull 39:46

What about your work zooms work calls you go at phoneless Yeah.

Nick VinZant 39:53

All right. The computer has a speaker What do I need this for? Not buying extra like I need to buy headphones for this one. You're in your house. Fine.

John Shull 40:02

Moving on double decker tacos.

Nick VinZant 40:06

Oh, fantastic, man. Just great. I love a good double decker taco. Probably second in my opinion only to the grilled stuff burrito at Taco Bell. I love the combination of crunchy and soft. All right.

John Shull 40:21

So these last two are really random. So we'll see we say Turkey Pacers?

Nick VinZant 40:27

I don't actually never don't think I've ever seen one or used it.

John Shull 40:32

Well, it's exactly probably what

Nick VinZant 40:35

how many Turkey bases do you have? How many pairs of thought? Tongs do you have now?

John Shull 40:40

tongs are the same and I have to Turkey better?

Nick VinZant 40:47

Why do you need more than one turkey baster. Why would you need more than one turkey baster.

John Shull 40:52

They're different sizes. One for meat that I smoke and then one for meat that goes in the oven.

Nick VinZant 40:59

Okay, but couldn't you just use the smaller one? No matter what?

Unknown Speaker 41:05

Sure, yes. Right. So

Nick VinZant 41:07

you really only need one turkey baster, you have a problem with buying things that you don't need.

John Shull 41:13

Listen, Mom, if I wanted to be scolded, I would have literally called my mother and how to do that to me.

Nick VinZant 41:19

So somebody else has to do it. Now. This is what you've done. You've passed the responsibility of scolding YUTAN to multiple people, because you didn't listen to your parents. You don't listen to your wife. You don't listen to me. You don't learn from your mistakes. And now everybody's got to deal with it.

John Shull 41:34

All right, last thing here are people that have won gold tooth?

Nick VinZant 41:41

I've never seen anybody with gold. See? What kind of people are you hanging around?

John Shull 41:45

I don't know. I mean, we're similar ages. And I remember you would get like a, like a little porcelain tooth or something. But I don't remember gold being a thing when I was a young lad.

Nick VinZant 41:57

I think that mine have you can see him.

John Shull 42:02

Oh, God, what is that in there?

Nick VinZant 42:05

No, it's just the filling. It's not it's just a black filling.

John Shull 42:09

Yeah, why are your feelings black? Are they supposed to be white? No,

Nick VinZant 42:13

I got them before I got them when I was a little kid. You shouldn't have cavities as an adult. Okay, you shouldn't have cavities in an adult unless you have some kind of condition with your teeth or something like that. You shouldn't have cavities as an adult. Brush your teeth.

John Shull 42:30

Yeah, brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. Yesterday from Nick was that dude yelling at people apparently went to a dentist in the middle of a cornfield.

Nick VinZant 42:40

Yeah, I was raised. I lived in Kansas. Man. This is what we had in Kansas. What are your fillings look like their fancy pants

John Shull 42:46

on most of my teeth that I had had cavities and became Oh my God, what's that word? What's worse than a cavity? Root Canal? Root canals. So that's why I have caps over my actual teeth.

Nick VinZant 43:00

Oh, okay. Yeah, I have my actual teeth. You can also

John Shull 43:05

tell because they're white in apparently my teeth are not white. So that's kind of

Nick VinZant 43:10

I think most people's teeth are white man. Don't be so sensitive about your teeth. Oh, thank

John Shull 43:14

you best friend. Let's let's move on to our top five list. Oh, is

Nick VinZant 43:18

there it's not five already. Okay. All right. So our top five is top five kinds of lights. There's a lot of kinds of lights. I don't know exactly how this is going to go. But what's your number five? what's your what's your fifth favorite light?

John Shull 43:34

Yeah, I also have no idea where this is gonna go. So let's just do it. So my number five I have Christmas lights.

Nick VinZant 43:41

That's hard. Put that number five. You're gonna put Christmas lights as your number five.

John Shull 43:46

They would have gone higher if my father in law hadn't ruined them for me forever.

Nick VinZant 43:50

Man. There's little angst between you and your father in law. No,

John Shull 43:55

we're cool. Nah, man. We hugged it out. We were fun. Did you? Yeah. No, but I think we're fine. Now.

Nick VinZant 44:03

This was a question that I thought of the other day. How many people? Do you feel like you owe a sincere apology to in your life? Like you need to apologize to that person?

John Shull 44:16

Probably barely around five maybe like yeah, probably five.

Nick VinZant 44:24

I can think of three that I owe. Like, I owe them an apology.

John Shull 44:30

I mean, obviously, probably. Three out of the five are ex girlfriends. And then, you know, thing is are they gonna say Are they gonna give me an apology because most of my apologies need to be met with an apology from the other person because both of us messed up.

Nick VinZant 44:47

Oh no, I would say no, the three people that I owe an apology to it's just me. It's just me. It's not anything super bad, but it's like oh, that Well, no, I would say to earn apologies in one is more of an explanation.

John Shull 45:05

I still say five. I mean, I could say I'm sorry to a few people for some of the things that I did in the past. I

Nick VinZant 45:11

don't think that you should owe more than five people a sincere apology. If you get more above five, you're in like the 10 or 15 range, like you got to reevaluate your life like you you gotta you got to change some things.

John Shull 45:24

What's your number five there? Chandelier. Okay, that's actually my number four. Let's get a chandelier. Yeah, and I only put it on the list because some chandeliers are damn cool. Like, they're massive. And they're just works of art. I don't I mean, I don't have a chandelier. And you're wealthy enough to handle it, but they just they speak of elegance in times that have been

Nick VinZant 45:54

there's a class Enos that goes along with a chandelier. It's instant class, if done correctly. That's why I would put a chandelier up there. I think it's instant class,

John Shull 46:03

if done correctly, was number four.

Nick VinZant 46:07

My number four is neon lights. I like a good neon light catches my attention.

John Shull 46:13

Okay, I mean, okay, like, yeah. Are you referring to like the neon line or line neon light signs, Kind of? Kind of kind of lights? Or

Nick VinZant 46:24

is there any other kind of neon sign?

John Shull 46:28

Well, I didn't know it was just like the siren lights. Or if you're having like neon lights in the basement or something.

Nick VinZant 46:36

Always I guess I never really thought about it. I'd never really went too far into by any neon light honestly, isn't a neon otherwise, it would just be a bright light. I guess you'd have to be a neon sign any kind of neon sign.

John Shull 46:49

Alright, number three. Are can lights. What? I love me a candle.

Nick VinZant 46:57

What's a tan light?

John Shull 47:01

Red in a basement? They're like their flags though the ceiling? And most of the murmurs like have the hole.

Nick VinZant 47:09

Okay, those are nice. Yeah,

John Shull 47:13

those are my I wish we could have them in every room of my house. Like they're, they're just aesthetically pleasing. They're, they're just awesome. I don't know what else to say about him.

Nick VinZant 47:24

I would say that looking at a candlelight that those are easily the best kind of basement and or bathroom lights. I think that you got to have something kind of hanging down if you're talking about the family room, or like the kitchen or someplace like that. But those are easily the best kind of lights for most of the house. I would agree with you there. Good choice.

John Shull 47:46

Good choice. Sure. Number three high

Nick VinZant 47:49

beams on a car. I've always liked high beams on a cars like ooh, put on the high beams. Like, yeah, can really get out there on the road or like it's a dangerous situation. If you got the high beams on in the row, you're not messing around.

John Shull 48:05

I'm gonna flash my high beams Adam to tell ya let him know.

Nick VinZant 48:09

Do you know the trick about flashing your high beams? What does that signal to other drivers?

John Shull 48:13

For them to get out of your way? I believe that's

Nick VinZant 48:18

a sign that a cop is farther up the road. That was a Kansas thing. You didn't do that for people. Like if you passed a cop that was on the highway you would then after you got past them flash your high beams that other drivers coming in to let them know there was a cop up ahead.

John Shull 48:33

No man in the city. If you flash your lights is somebody it's gonna cause a problem most

Nick VinZant 48:38

times. Yeah, I guess that's kind of true.

John Shull 48:41

We're never to and I have like stadiums that are as complex

Nick VinZant 48:48

or those are cool. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you consider this to be the same thing. But would you consider a spotlight which is my number two? I think spotlights are awesome. Almost like it's a spotlight.

John Shull 49:03

Yeah, I mean, I sat there I feel like they're a part of the setup. But yeah, that's fine. It's probably almost

Nick VinZant 49:10

saying okay, what's your number one?

John Shull 49:12

I think was number one. Yeah. Flashlight. Ah, it's

Nick VinZant 49:19

like that though, isn't it? It

John Shull 49:21

is my my actual number one is a flashlight.

Nick VinZant 49:25

Flashlight is the greatest light source. It's the best kind of light you carry it around yourself. It can do anything it can. It can supplant any other kind of light. That

John Shull 49:34

might be one of the top 10 greatest inventions of all time. Is the flashlight. Certainly

Nick VinZant 49:40

one of the handiest inventions that you can think of would be a flashlight. Although I think that the flashlight could be supplanted potentially by the headlamp headlamp is really a more convenient flashlight if you think about it.

John Shull 49:54

i Yeah, I agree with you, I guess to a certain degree headlamp Pretty cool. You

Nick VinZant 50:01

don't have to use your arms automatically points where you're looking.

John Shull 50:04

It's great. That was actually on my honorable mention was a headlamp.

Nick VinZant 50:11

What else you have on your honorable mention?

John Shull 50:12

LED light bulbs.

Nick VinZant 50:15

Okay, those are those are kind of cool.

John Shull 50:19

And then I just have like little Doctor lights, you know, like the ones that they click on and off.

Nick VinZant 50:23

Oh, like the ones that are like that thing. You can kind of make them around wherever. I don't know what they

John Shull 50:29

are like the ones that the optometrists use for your eyes.

Nick VinZant 50:32

Ah, my arm I mentioned I have a lighthouse. Really Lighthouse should have been on I mean, a lighthouse is kind of cool. The concept of a lighthouse is kind of cool.

John Shull 50:41

Yeah, the concepts cool, but I'm not I'm not a fan. I don't have I don't really care about lighthouses one way or the other.

Nick VinZant 50:47

I would make a petition that we could read the world entirely of lamps and be completely fine as a civilization like we could get rid of all lamps.

John Shull 51:00

Lamps are okay, I'm more or less like a lantern. I think I would rather need lanterns but yeah, you can get rid of lamp lamps. Yeah, I

Nick VinZant 51:10

don't think that we need lamps at all as a civilization like I'm always actually slightly annoyed when there's a lamp in the room like Oh, I gotta turn this thing on. Just put a switch.

John Shull 51:21

Just get the clapper man.

Nick VinZant 51:22

I don't think that they make that anymore. Have you ever had a clapper in your house?

John Shull 51:28

No, but I we have Google now where I just go hey, Google, turn on the lights and the lights come on automatically. Oh,

Nick VinZant 51:33

fancy pants with your chandelier snob.

John Shull 51:37

Oh, actually, it just I don't know if you can see that. But I just turned on my basement lights.

Nick VinZant 51:42

That's all you have to do say Google turn on the lights. Do you have to be specific about where like Google turn on the basement light?

John Shull 51:48

I mean, you could be but hey, Google, turn off the lights.

Nick VinZant 51:57

I love the idea that we want to kind of like, hey, let's have privacy in the meantime, what do you go for privacy or convenience?

John Shull 52:06

Ah, oh, there you go. See just went off. Um, I mean, privacy, obviously. But could somebody hack into my you know, my, my home and mess with me? Of course they could.

Nick VinZant 52:19

Yeah, that would be I'm really not that worried about that. I'm pretty sure that anybody has all of your information anyway. So I don't have to worry too much about it. So I'm like, Ah, whatever. Click,

John Shull 52:29

they got nothing. I got nothing that they can't steal. So they don't want my bank account.

Nick VinZant 52:34

Oh, okay. That's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really helps out the show. And let us know what you think are the best lights. I'm surprised Chris I was really surprised. I didn't personally put Christmas lights up a lot higher. But I do love a flashlight. It's just the coolest thing.

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Winter X Games Champion Cody Matechuck

From winning X Games three times, to exploring the wildest parts of the Canadian backcountry to pulling off the world’s first snowbike base jump, Cody Matechuck has explored the limits of Snowbiking. We talk Snowbiking, the freedom of the backcountry and never getting comfortable. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Foods that Start with A.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode Snowbiking and a foods, not a holes, a foods.

Cody Matechuk 0:23

The biggest thing is backcountry riding freedom, snow bikes, snowmobiles, it's a blank canvas out there. It's absolutely you want to go to that peak, three mountains over, just start heading there. I don't know the first, the first year with the bronze gave me so much disappointment because I was actually leading the race and I stole the bike. And the only thought the first time I hit it, what I was thinking, I'm like, Man, snow bikes never done this. I

Nick VinZant 0:49

want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is a three time X Games gold medalist in Snowbiking. But he also does motocross BASE jumping all kinds of different extreme sports. This is Cody Mata Chuck. So I know this shouldn't really be the first question to ask you. But when I was watching the snowbike videos and kind of learning about it, I just kept wondering like, how did how did this become a sport?

Cody Matechuk 1:32

Just evolution, people have been messing with the stuff since you know, since 1900s, earlier since there's been motors. But the last 1015 20 years is when it's actually been good enough to bring to the masses. It's hard to get a snow bike, which is lower power than a snowmobile and make the chassis dynamics and everything work. So it's actually usable for the majority of people. So technology is just finally caught up to what the idea is of it, basically.

Nick VinZant 2:08

When did you get into it?

Cody Matechuk 2:10

They're very recent. So my first year on him was 2016. And it was actually the first time I wrote one because they were always shooting before they hit the market. And like 2010, or maybe just before with this old style kit to Moto, that you couldn't really get anywhere. They're fun on downhills, but as far as like being able to explore the mountain, they just weren't that good. So now with the recent developments in it all and us being able to do our own testing, and it's just it's come a long way. So in 2016 When I finally got on one I was like, All right, this is now good enough where I'm down to sell my sled and go full time on this. And the year after X Games popped up. They wanted to put snow bikes in and everything kind of just, you know right time, right place, and it just all unfolded.

Nick VinZant 3:06

I want to get into kind of the X game stuff a little bit later. But like when you look at it, what is what is it about the snow back that you like, like what makes it kind of different from other aspects.

Cody Matechuk 3:15

The biggest thing is backcountry riding freedom. It's when you go riding trails on a dirt bike or mountain bike, you're following someone else's trail you're following a predetermined route, snow bikes, snowmobiles, it's a blank canvas out there. It's you know, it's snowboarding without a falling a cat track without following signs. It's absolutely you want to go to that peak, three mountains over just start heading there. And you can you have absolute freedom to go up down sideways off stuff like it doesn't matter. It's just Yeah, it's it's, it's a foam pit. Like when you get good snow, the whole world becomes a foam pit, you can jump off anything, you can bail off things. It's so much fun, just because it's free riding with the safety of you know, if I mess up, I can jump off and go 100 150 feet to my back and I'll be good.

Nick VinZant 4:10

Now, it wasn't one of those things like right like I think that you obviously take it kind of more to the extreme example. But is it something that like, Man, if I just want to go putter around on this thing? I can do that. Or do you have to have a certain skill level to really kind of Maxim it's

Cody Matechuk 4:23

actually something that I prefer to put new people on rather than snowmobiles. So if I'm bringing my girlfriend or some older people or whatever, it's easier. As a beginner to get around the mountains on a snow bike than a snowmobile. The trail will be a little bit harder. But once you're in the back country dealing with different angles of slopes and stuff, where on a snowmobile you have to kick it up on one ski and hold it on one ski as you're climbing or descending snow bike, you're riding across this side slope, you just ride across it. There is no like trying to hold it up on an egg So all these weird angles on the snowmobile become non existent on a snow bike. And it's just an amazing experience to go see the backcountry and see the glaciers and go to ice ks and just go explore what's out there. It's crazy how much terrain you can cover.

Nick VinZant 5:17

I mean, the way you describe it makes it sound amazing. Like That sounds amazing. How come but why is it why isn't it more popular? It's

Cody Matechuk 5:25

expensive. It's a lot of work, you know, snowmobiles these days. It's our like vehicles, they're turnkey, go. You can ride them, put them away wet, right, and put them away wet. Do that for an entire season and be good snow bikes, you're pretty much working on them after every day, a little bit. Every second day you're doing oil changes, you're always checking bolts. They're not as refined as a snowmobile because they are still a custom prod custom product, you're putting a kit onto a bike. So for general, people that want to just buy a toy and go out and ride, it takes more work on a snow bike to keep it all together.

Nick VinZant 6:05

Do you think they'll get that figured out though? Is that a growing pains thing? Or is that just going to be like nah, that's just how this is gonna be.

Cody Matechuk 6:12

If we come to a time where there's custom built purpose built snow bikes and they're running off an assembly line, then yeah, it could definitely be where the snowmobiles are. Is

Nick VinZant 6:22

there any rivalry between the snow bikers and the snowmobilers like because I'm old enough that I kind of remember skiers for snowboarders, that was a thing for a while,

Cody Matechuk 6:31

I actually like to bring it all back to the snowboard ski rivalry because especially when it first started, when people didn't see what snow bikes are capable of. That was a huge thing. You know, we always joke that snowmobiles are like quads, the quad riders, so there's definitely punches back and forth. But in the end, it's really just, if you got a crew of sweaters, it's gonna be a little weird being the only snow biker, or vice versa. You got to crew snow bikers, it's gonna be weird being the only sweater. So you got a group of friends guys all do the same thing. No matter what you're gonna have a great time in the back country. It's just different tools for the same job basically.

Nick VinZant 7:14

Now you want X Games? Three years in a row? Correct. Yeah. And Abrons the year before that, I would imagine the first time was amazing. But did you start to feel a lot of pressure, the second in the third year,

Cody Matechuk 7:27

a little bit. Definitely felt like more pressure. But I don't know the first, the first year with the bronze gave me so much disappointment because I was actually leaving the race and I stole the bike. And I went back in the pack came back to third. So I was kind of pissed. The next year, I had a fire under me. And there wasn't, there was no way I was coming home with anything other than first. And once I kind of learned a formula through that year, I use that formula from for the years to come and kind of did the same thing, rode the same amount, went to the same events, and was able to come to X Games, feeling like the most prepared guy there. Which, if you can, you know, just do a little bit more than everyone else. It's pretty easy to have the confidence going into it. And then I like playing mind games, when I'm there with the guys but just trying to set myself up to have the most confidence coming into the event. And knowing that I did the most work out of the entire field.

Nick VinZant 8:36

What do you mean mind games? You like messing with them? Or something? Or?

Cody Matechuk 8:39

Yeah, pretty much. I go. What's the word cold turkey or like, I shut right off. I don't talk too early. Anybody give everyone cold shoulders and just kind of do my own thing. And let them talk and let them start rumors. Let them shake a little bit. And just let the writing do the talking.

Nick VinZant 9:00

So X Games isn't doing the snowbike competitions right now? Do you still feel like you're the best in the world at it.

Cody Matechuk 9:09

Um, it'd be hard to say there's been people raised in the last few years. But as of last year, I guess the National Snow cross Association, which is across the United States, they actually pulled snow bikes out and they used to have snow bikes at every round. I think now they just haven't met like three rounds. So kind of everyone's losing practice. I do spend a lot of time in the backcountry riding and busting up you know, range roads and whipped out trails, which always helps. So yeah, I think if needed be if we need to go racing again. spend you know, go back to the program. Spend a few months November December January training and writing and yeah, I don't I don't see why I can't be on top again. If you I just I know the commitment it takes. Right now I'm riding freestyle motocross. And it's a lot of fun and racing is, you know, you got to sell your soul a little bit for it. So whether I would go back, that's another question. I'm not sure.

Nick VinZant 10:14

When you kind of look at it, do you feel like you generally push yourself more or hold yourself back more

Cody Matechuk 10:20

on the track? I feel like it's, it's, you know, we're hanging it all out, especially at X games you have. Basically, my program starts in September when I'm training for end of January X Games. And that whole six months or the entire year before is all adding up to one weekend. One Race, there's a heat race, and there's a main event, there's no last chance qualifier, there's nothing. So if you don't make it to the main, you're yours done. So it's, it's, there's not much room to leave anything on the table. You have to try and not crash and be efficient, and not get taken out. Because a start on snow bikes with everyone going into turn one. Everyone's used to being on six foot long dirt bikes, now they're on 10 foot long snow bikes, it gets rowdy, so it's just trying to make it out alive out of turn one, and keep it consistent through the rest of the track. Yeah, it's, uh, you know, there's mind games, it's, it's kind of like, right at 90 95%, right at 100 for a couple laps that you need to,

Nick VinZant 11:30

because the only thing that I could ever compare it to right, like I do mountain biking, and I go over like the bunny slopes, right? But there's always these times where like, I know, I could do this, I know I could do this. And I just can't get myself to do this. Did you ever struggle with that? Or have you always been just like, Man, I just go for it. I'm

Cody Matechuk 11:48

go for it. But with practice and with confidence, you know, bicycles, or whatever it is, we've always been building jumps since I was three years old, pulling them back a little bit farther, a little bit farther. So it gives you the confidence to come into these things. I don't generally do something unless I know it can be done or unless I know I can do it, or a baby step my way into it. But everyone, and I think that's the same with everyone. That's just what my baseline is versus what someone else's baseline is, can be substantially different. Like, why

Nick VinZant 12:26

are you good at it?

Cody Matechuk 12:27

I think practice and the amount of different sports that I've done through my life. I've rode professional street bikes, professional dirt bikes, my professional wingsuit, or professional FX rider, professional snowbike, rider, and professional snowmobile rider among all my other hobbies side of sports. So you can start pulling from all these different activities. And when you're constantly learning new sports, whether it's extreme sports, or my latest Laird has actually golf, which is a insanely frustrating sport to learn. But he started pulling from everything and having all these experiences in your quiver ready to pull from, you know, the corner speed and the precision of street bikes, the gnarliness and the ever trade changing track conditions of dirt bikes, I rode bulls for a little bit in high school, you got the earliness of that, and being able to just react to a moving animal, you know, you can start pulling from all these sports and adding them into your own style. So I think just being able to do as many things as possible, when you're young, and growing up through it and always challenging yourself to learn, keeps you in the right mindset to be able to push through any anything.

Nick VinZant 13:51

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Yeah, let's go. What is your worst injury and how did you come back from it

Cody Matechuk 13:58

had a few bad injuries Nothing crazy, though. You know, plates in the collarbone. I just broke my back, shattered legs, but nothing that had to do any crazy long term healing. I've always been really good at healing. And lately I've been diving into Chinese medicine, chi, real crazy things. And, for example, my back break, I was writing again in five weeks, I was actually wingsuiting again in three weeks. And there's that was a gnarly crash. So I mean, you can learn anything, you can definitely learn how to heal quick.

Nick VinZant 14:37

Walking down the stairs, I'd be worried about my back. Does it linger in your mind or do you just put it at a completely aside?

Cody Matechuk 14:44

I kind of come to terms with it every every crash has a different reason for the crash whether it's your fault, someone else's fault, and those can play. This one wasn't really my fault like I know what I did. But there was also a bit of just random loop to it. So it's not something that really lingers in my head that one. If you completely mess something up, then I definitely feel how it is how it can affect the comeback of it. But I mean, yeah, it's hard. I know it's hard to come back fears is a serious thing. But facing fear every day with the extreme sports, the wingsuiting, where you're facing wall based jumping, you're facing death every day. But all those help a guy overcome it, and all we can really change is what's right now. So living in the past, letting those thoughts intrude. It's, it's always just a downhill slope. So, yeah, being able to conquer the mind as

Nick VinZant 15:47

an athlete. Was there ever a point where you feel like okay, I figured this out. Like I unlocked the secret to getting my success. And do you remember what that was?

Cody Matechuk 15:58

It comes and goes, for sure. You know, there's, there's a time race and X game sponsors were good, money was good. Wasn't much problems. All I had to do is hit the gym, workout race. Things are good. X Games goes away. Things changed. Now we're switching sports. I'm in freestyle motocross full time now. So for sure, there's times of comfort, but that usually doesn't last you know, everything changes everything moves in the world universe, whatever you want to say. So conference, a dangerous thing. I think. I agree

Nick VinZant 16:34

with that. Right, that it's hard to take risks. I think a lot of people struggle with taking risks.

Cody Matechuk 16:38

That change is good, though. I agree. A lot of people do struggle with taking risks because it's easy to be comfortable. And taking risks. I mean, any type of risk, whether it's job, personal risk, sports, whatever. It all leads to change in a way whether it's change in growth or change in injury or you know, you might lose your job. But change is good, negative or positive. You're learning lessons either way. You know, stagnation is not good. So it can be scary, but usually you look back on any type of risk. And the end result maybe 510 years later is positive.

Nick VinZant 17:20

What do you feel like is the best place to go Snowbiking?

Cody Matechuk 17:24

I have been quite a few places including Japan, Chile haven't made it over to Russia yet but North America and bc I mean, it's really hard to beat British Columbia. I usually get bounced between Whistler the coast and interior BC like Revelstoke area. But basically, all LBC and then storm chasing from there. It's just the snow that we usually get not this year, this year. It's terrible. But the snow we usually get is hard to be anywhere in the world.

Nick VinZant 17:59

Does it change everything? Like how important is the snow condition? I guess, to the experience to get to the question, snow

Cody Matechuk 18:06

is everything. Um, the more snow you got, the more fun you're gonna have period. And, but it changes you know, for me, I like jumping. So the more snow I get, the more freedom I have to jump off big things. I can't jump off a 50 foot cliff with barely any snow, I need the snow to create that soft landing. If you're just going to explore generally, it's easier to explore in bad snow conditions with a snow bike than a snowmobile. So I guess it depends on your purpose. But I think everyone would agree the more snow the better. For sure.

Nick VinZant 18:45

What do you think is the future of the sport?

Cody Matechuk 18:49

Few years ago, I would say you know racing X Games all that. Now it's hard to say. I think snowbike world needs a purpose built snowbike And something for everyone to get excited about. We've been bringing new people into the sport moto guys. It's been good slowly growing. But it could be a lot better. So I think just innovation is the the biggest thing. Innovation in the actual snowbike itself.

Nick VinZant 19:17

Do you think it can survive without a big competition? Like if there isn't some big competition? Can this keep going?

Cody Matechuk 19:24

Yeah, I think I think it can keep going because the racing is good for promotion and stuff, but it's not good for the masses. You know, most people don't want to buy a bike to go buy a snow bike and build a snow bike to go on a track. It's not what they're built for. They're built for the mountains. So you know that's, that's their biggest thing. They they liked the mountains, they like the fresh powder, and they're really good at back country.

Nick VinZant 19:54

So somebody is looking to get into this like what kind of equipment should they be looking at? What should they watch out for? for someone

Cody Matechuk 20:00

looking to get into it, I would say go do a guided tour. Snow bikes are expensive to get into, you know, it's, you can get into a used bike. But used bikes can be very scary, anything older, because it's such a new scene, anything older is like tenfold worse. Every year, there was such big technology, technology, technical advances in the in the equipment. So I would say if you're buying the snowbike, spend a little bit extra to get something a little bit newer, or and go take a tour, go take a guided tour, not just a rental, and go see what what you really can get into kind of

Nick VinZant 20:45

helped me get some perspective on this, you're going probably how fast jump and how far,

Cody Matechuk 20:50

this nobody's 10 feet long, that's the best way to put it. So you know that this one's like probably 160 feet, 150 feet. These little things are super fun quarter pipes, the gyro of the track allows you to do these, like 180s allows you to kick over and spin the bike around and keep it all balanced using the track speed to bring it around

Nick VinZant 21:17

with the weight with the weight of that, do you have to like muscle it the whole way? Or can you kind of just get it going and it'll take itself around the curve, so to speak. Yeah,

Cody Matechuk 21:28

you kind of initiate it, there's a little bit of, you know, it's it's like anything the work, the least efficient you are, the more muscle you will have to use. But if you can be really efficient with the timing of everything, then it doesn't take much effort. But it's you have to be very precise. But yeah, it's just a you know, set it off the lip, do a little bit of something in the middle air. And hopefully you timed everything right to land back down and not explode. I actually have a video I think right after this video where I was doing a quarter pipe and I over Rotated one and you can see me blow off and crash.

Nick VinZant 22:08

How fast are you usually going through they're not

Cody Matechuk 22:11

my not that fast. Like a lot of those bigger jumps were either third or fourth year. But it's not third or fourth on a dirt bike, it's third or fourth on a snow bike, which is a lot less. I don't really have a speed for you. But we spent a lot of time packing runways and making the transition of the jump very smooth, because it's so easy to like G out and something and lose 10 mile an hour. So it's just a constant game of trying to use gravity trying to use the right curves of the mountain to allow yourself to have as much speed as possible. And generally, if you want to go really big, it's a step down more than a double or gap. So

Nick VinZant 22:52

it's not like you're going like 100 miles an hour, right? No, no, it's 160. Is that a big jump? Or is that kind of like man, it's Tuesday. Um,

Cody Matechuk 23:01

it's big for sure. It's there's no none of this like that one right, there is a big one. One of the bigger ones for a snow bike. But I've done a few that are like to the point where it's testing what a snow bikes ever done. So there's a step down in Whistler, by grizzly Lake, it's like 150 foot step down, the total vertical distance is probably 80 feet down. And you're looking at this thing, it's a step down, you got to hit fourth gear to make it over the gap. Because it's an actual like gap. And the only thought of the first time I hit it what I was thinking I'm like man, snowflakes never done this, I have no idea what's going to happen like you're landing one ski way down the mountain. Is it going to pop out? Is it gonna stick and fold? Is it gonna bust in half, like I don't know if the forks are gonna break off. But in the end, there's only one way to try and you know, it doesn't come on the first year it's coming from years and years of sending it bigger and bigger and bigger and getting to the point where all we gotta go bigger to see if it can go bigger. So it's just kind of what it's evolved to.

Nick VinZant 24:19

You're not just checking the user's manual

Cody Matechuk 24:22

no yeah, we're writing it okay when

Nick VinZant 24:24

this replays like when did you realize like, oh crap

Cody Matechuk 24:32

pretty soon because I knew I was going to over rotate but with the deep snow sometimes if you can get your weight so you can see me shift my weight far to the left, my left Yeah. For landing trying to like counteract all that force. But because the back end whipped out a little bit too much. It just I couldn't hold on to it. Sometimes. You know if that landing was three feet higher, I probably could have stuck it but you Um, yeah, it was just a little bit too much off the side. So you

Nick VinZant 25:04

knew Friday, right? Like they like oh crap from the very beginning, like, oh man, I'd done fucked up. Yeah. Dude, what are you doing? Like, that's crazy man innovation. That's a great answer, by the way, innovation. That's what I'm doing. Don't you worry about? Yeah.

Cody Matechuk 25:26

This was in Pemberton, the Rutherford right on the glacier. And that was my fourth snowbike base.

Nick VinZant 25:33

Is it really fun? Or is it kind of like, okay, I'm just gonna see if I can do this? Or would you really be like, No, man, you got it, you got to try this. That's great.

Cody Matechuk 25:43

I'd love to say you got to try this. It's great. But it takes years and years of both snow bikes. And riding and parachuting to combine it all. There's a lot of things that are happening there that can kill you. But the feeling is amazing. There's riding bikes all my life, and then being able to ride bikes off a cliff into a parachute and seeing, you know, the GoPro angle that is insane when you pop off the lip, and you see like three 400 feet of air underneath your front fender, just like the hell am I doing here? This is great. Just, it's a perspective that you can't manufacture you just you gotta go out there and do it. So it's, yeah, just taking different passions and merging them all together.

Nick VinZant 26:35

I'm always fascinated by logistics. Like, did you test the parachute on the snowbike first, did the snowbike work afterwards,

Cody Matechuk 26:45

I don't really have a budget to go like drop it out of a heli and test it. So the first test was just riding it off a cliff. You know, I hung it in my shop off a forklift to see like how it hangs under the parachute get the right connection points. But besides that, you know, I had the confidence going into the first one to know that I would be okay. But I didn't have the confidence to know that the bike would be okay. I wasn't sure how that was gonna go. But the way that it's connected to me, as long as my bike didn't stall or something going off the jump, I knew that I was going to be okay. So that helps, you know, breathe a lot of confidence into the whole situation of it. But yeah, now that you're watching the testing, that is testing right here.

Nick VinZant 27:34

So the one thing okay, I can only compare it to like mountain biking, because that's the only thing that I know about right? And like, in my mind mountain biking, okay, don't go over the front, right? Like don't go over the handlebars? Is there something similar with snow biking, right, you got to watch this part of it all the time. For

Cody Matechuk 27:53

sure, I think the biggest mistake I see from people right riding and jumping and learning how to do drops, is they kind of treat it like if you're going long on a dirt bike, where you land back tire and slap the front tire down. And if you do this off, even a six foot drop, it'll send you over the handlebars, and it scares people off of jumping because they're like, Oh, I can't do it, my bike won't do it. It's like, well, we just got to work on your body position and what you're actually doing in the landing, and we can make you jump these big jumps. It's not hard, it's just we got to change you. The thing with snowbike is you kind of got to land that like a jetski where you're like diving in and bombing out, it's like, you need it to land front ski first. And then it'll do like, you know, it'll go in and out and you'll bounce out of the snow. If you land backs or tail first, then what happens is your front slaps down, your ski folds up, and it basically hits the brakes on you and you go over the bars every time. So it's me, you know, it's just yeah, there's definitely it's finicky. And it's unnatural to land front ski first, especially into steep slopes. But generally that's what's needed.

Nick VinZant 29:14

That is kind of interesting right there. Like it's counterintuitive, at least to me, as I know, hit the front part first. Like when are we gonna flip over the damn thing?

Cody Matechuk 29:22

Yeah, no. It's the opposite of what you think.

Nick VinZant 29:25

Oh, that's cool.

Cody Matechuk 29:27

This a second gear stepped down. This is actually right across from the snow bike base. You're just watching, which is on the other side of the valley there. That's an old snowboard jump or not old but very popular snowboard jump and films and stuff.

Nick VinZant 29:45

It's beautiful out there. No, it's

Cody Matechuk 29:47

amazing. That's that's where you can go ride with Jeff Kyle and Pemberton mountain moto.

Nick VinZant 29:53

That's pretty much all the questions I got man. Is there anything that we kind of missed or anything like that?

Cody Matechuk 29:58

Um, I don't Think so I mean, the biggest, biggest advice through our whole conversation I would say is be open to trying new things. And if you're looking at going to do snow bikes, and go, it's it's amazing. The snow definitely plays a part in it. So maybe don't go right now in January if you're in BC, because it kind of sucks out there right now. But wait a couple, wait a month or so. And it's going to be pretty rad. And get out there and enjoy the outdoors. Because it's the places snow bikes can take you on the place is just saying yes, can take you are quite amazing. I want

Nick VinZant 30:35

to thank Cody so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description, if you want to see some of the things that he does, and they are very impressive and crazy to watch. The YouTube version of this episode will be live on January 18. At 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. How long will you spend texting or emailing somebody before you're willing to call them? Minute? Five minutes hour?

John Shull 31:24

Not very long. I mean, I'm not going to put a minute limit on it. But if it's something that I need immediately, I call Hmm.

Nick VinZant 31:32

So you're taking it from like a work perspective, though. But what about somebody personally, because we've been texting back and forth, and I've called you and then you suddenly didn't answer the phone.

John Shull 31:40

So what was that? I don't even remember when that was? I

Nick VinZant 31:43

don't know. It's been a while dude, I didn't jot it down in my diary. Do you actually when you call someone, do you actually expect them to answer the phone? No, never. Do you think that you can just straight up call someone now? Or do you feel like you need to text them? And then call like, Hey, I'm gonna call you? No,

John Shull 31:59

but I think you're more apt to get response texting. I think texting has completely made us as a society disillusion from having to actually communicate with each other. Well, I'm

Nick VinZant 32:12

not sure I'm not entirely sure. I do think that every generation looks at the younger generation and new technology. And it's like, That's dumb. But back in my day, we didn't do it that way. Right? Like the generations older and you felt the same way that you feel about the generations younger than you? Or if we've actually like, oh, maybe we this is really a bad idea. And we should kind of bring actually talking to people back.

John Shull 32:32

Well, if we're gonna talk about how shitty the generations are now Oh, God,

Nick VinZant 32:38

I don't think okay, let's hear it because then I'll give you my spiel about it has to

John Shull 32:43

be said that there is something up with the generation that was after you and eyes generation because the Buffalo Bills there. They actually they're playing Monday or played Monday in the playoffs. They had to postpone that game because the Buffalo area got hit with like 40 inches of snow. crazy amount of snow, but apparently for Buffalo. That's, that's just like, Sunday. Yeah, they

Nick VinZant 33:04

get Lake Effect. They're my mother's from Niagara Falls, which is next to Buffalo. So don't talk to me about buffalo.

John Shull 33:09

Anyways, I'm not talking to you about buffalo. The Buffalo Bills needed people to go into the stadium and basically shovel snow off the seats so they could have the stadium ready for fans for today. They were offering $20 an hour to do so. Guess how many people they had show up to do it.

Nick VinZant 33:32

20. Close

John Shull 33:33

double that less than 50. But I'm thinking if you're a young person, why wouldn't you do that? You work six hours and make $120 Yeah, you're in the cold, you're shoveling snow. But like, why wouldn't you do that? I'd be all over that.

Nick VinZant 33:49

This is my rant about businesses. I don't like this whole rant about businesses. Because there's a business. You either profit off your product or you profit off of labor and businesses are used to profiting off of people's labor. And now that people don't want to do that anymore. Oh, they don't like it. Nobody wants to work. No. People still want to work, pay more money and they'd show up. I just think that's bull. I think that's all Bull.

John Shull 34:12

I mean, I don't I don't disagree with you on that part of it. I mean, businesses are, you're gonna have a whole podcast a year talking about businesses and how shitty they are. I'm just saying that your I mean, our generation, like, I'm not gonna go out there and shovel because I'm old, and I'd probably have a heart attack.

Nick VinZant 34:29

So you're criticizing younger people for doing not doing something that you yourself wouldn't do. I

John Shull 34:34

mean, like, I would do it. i You i absolutely love if Detroit the Detroit Lions are asking for volunteers on a Saturday night to do that. And I could I of course, I would do it. Just for the fun of it.

Nick VinZant 34:47

Maybe people don't like it, right, like maybe $20. And I think that you had to do it like overnight in the middle of the winter in the freezing cold. Really hard labor doesn't really sound appealing to people. charge more pay more money. I bet you'd have a lot more people show up. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

John Shull 35:06

I don't. I mean, I don't disagree with you these these NFL teams make. I mean, hell the Detroit Lions game was on? Or no, I'm sorry, not the Detroit was the Kansas City Chiefs game. Yeah. What streaming only? Like, are you kidding me? So I don't I don't disagree with you at all.

Nick VinZant 35:23

I don't have any problem with any generation, every generation is a product of their time. And if you took our generation and put it in the same age as this generation, now, we would be exactly the same. Same with the people who fought World War Two, same with every generation that you're gonna talk about. They're all products of their own time. And every generation feels the same way about the generations above them in the generation below them. And they always will. So I don't like whenever people are like, Oh, this generation today like we have, you'd be the same.

John Shull 35:50

You sound like such an old man right now. Also,

Nick VinZant 35:53

I pulled the audience up. Let's see. Let's see what the answer is. 48% of people said they would rather spend 10 plus minutes texting and emailing someone rather than calling them and that is a wide majority. 15% said they would spend less than a minute minute, one to five said 30%. That's where I am in the one to five rage. Five to 10 9% and 10 plus minutes. 48%. Yeah, do people don't want to talk to people? I wouldn't want to talk to me either.

John Shull 36:22

I mean, once again, right, right. We just talked about generations, right? Our generation was kind of what started all of this with texting and AOL Instant Messenger. So maybe you our generation is the problem. Maybe I'm the problem.

Nick VinZant 36:34

That's the thing, where you can't complain about younger generations, because you were some of the people that helped shape and mold them. So it's like as a parent, like their fault as a child is your fault as a parent.

John Shull 36:47

Are you getting real deep there? Yeah, dude,

Nick VinZant 36:49

it's tough when you really face reality and like, Oh, these kids do they suck, aren't they? Your kids?

John Shull 36:55

know our kids are the next generation. Right? If they suck, it's our fault. My children have no chance. So now they'll be

Nick VinZant 37:03

alright. Maybe fake like when your wife remarries, they get a cool stepdad. There'll be alright dude.

John Shull 37:08

Well, might happen sooner than what we know. All right, are we ready for shout outs are you got anything else?

Nick VinZant 37:14

No, I'm good. Let's see here. All right,

John Shull 37:18

let's see Logan Austin. Ace Gannon.

Nick VinZant 37:21

Wait is Logan Austin one person or is it two people is that Logan comma Austin or Logan? Austin. Two first is

John Shull 37:27

one. One person I believe just Logan Austin. Stefano effector Delaney Morrison. Kimber chi. Daniel selvagem. Casey Williams Morgan Abby. Thomas Guerrero. Jackson row. Christopher blend dizzy I don't know if I believe that's a real last name but still fine. I like names that end with like, you know, zi or like those Italian last names like you know, just they have some solidity? solidity solidity.

Nick VinZant 38:03

I don't like that. That was so bad. I don't even know what word you're trying to say. I couldn't even like validity. Sure. I yeah, you tried to say like, what word? What are you trying to say?

John Shull 38:17

Solid solidity? I

Nick VinZant 38:18

don't I don't know. Solid name, solidity.

John Shull 38:21

I was making shit up there. Must have anyways, let me just end this. This is embarrassing. Kara Tillman. Fred korphe? And Jeffrey Trembley. Okay,

Nick VinZant 38:32

is Jackson J A C K, or is there an accent Jackson? Only changes my opinion of Jackson depending on what the how the spelling is? Definitely

John Shull 38:42

Jack son. GjA CK Okay,

Nick VinZant 38:46

that's fine. J AC K S O n is okay. J x not acceptable that's gonna be a douche All right sorry if you're a Jackson listening to this you know

John Shull 38:58

I'm just thinking like you just offended every every Jackson that's listening this I suppose with him like that. He doesn't mean it. Alright, are you ready for this? This idea I have that you're going to have Oh

Nick VinZant 39:11

my gosh. All right. I think we survived in typical John fashion. It was supposed to be like three weeks ago, but it's today.

John Shull 39:17

Well, I've been having been having internet issues and I found out that it wasn't even my fault. Imagine. Oh, okay. So I have 10 topics. And literally, literally and we can scale it down. We can go up okay. Okay. I literally just want you to react to whatever I say. triple A batteries.

Nick VinZant 39:40

I've always wondered why there's not B batteries. Like why don't we have b like B batteries? I've always found that the answer is I don't have a problem with Triple A I'm more of a fan of double A batteries. Double A batteries are probably my favorite batteries, triple A batteries. Maybe I can I can put them in there. I like D batteries that makes you feel like you really doing something? Then you go down to AAA. I don't like the little watch once.

John Shull 40:04

You definitely made a good point there. I don't know why there isn't a B battery. I'm sure there has to be a B battery, the batteries. Alright, because

Nick VinZant 40:12

people would think You're stuttering, but that's probably why

John Shull 40:16

Condoleezza Rice

Nick VinZant 40:19

I don't even remember what she was famous for.

John Shull 40:21

Fair enough. The Iowa caucuses don't

Nick VinZant 40:25

care. Tell me when to tell me when the results are in, right. Like, I don't want to get into any of that stuff. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to do all that stuff. Fair enough. Also, also, fuck. Here we go. Oh, here we go. Yes. Let's

John Shull 40:39

see. What's this? Come on the 17. That's all that's all we'll have to say. For this year's political cycle as fuck. Here we go.

Unknown Speaker 40:47

Here we go.

John Shull 40:48

All right. Maker's Mark.

Nick VinZant 40:52

Overrated. I've never liked that bottle. I like things that like I don't like it when you open a bottle and then there's still stuff left on it. I like things to be clean. Like if I open it, I want all this stuff off of the bottle. So all right.

John Shull 41:06

All right. Eminem, the singer rapper.

Nick VinZant 41:12

Is he that great of a rapper? To other rappers think that he's a great rapper. I mean, he's famous. I like some of his songs. But is he that? I see that like, where is he if he's not a white guy.

John Shull 41:28

I mean, I think lyrically in songwriting ability. He's up there. Obviously, I, you know, I think the color of his skin and the fact that he was able, the fact that Dre was able to pick him up, and he kind of, you know, I don't want to say crossed the lines, because that's the wrong thing to say. But the fact that he was able to be it to appeal to everybody is also what makes them that great. Yeah, I would I put them in my top five.

Nick VinZant 41:53

rappers. I don't know anything about if he's a good rapper or not. I don't particularly like a lot of his songs. That's just me. I just, it's not my I'm not that angry. I like happier music.

John Shull 42:05

All right. Well, speaking of happy volcano tourism.

Nick VinZant 42:11

Oh, well, yeah, that'd be awesome. But I want to know, I want to know exactly what's happening with the volcano. Right, like I want I'm not getting any discount volcano tours, right, like 20% off volcano tour right now. I'd like to pay full price. Right? You need five star reviews. All five stars.

John Shull 42:33

Robert Downey Jr.

Nick VinZant 42:35

huge comeback man. huge comeback. But I think that he I feel like that he got confused at some point in his life and actually thinks that he's Tony Stark. He's somebody that I feel like started playing a character and then became that character.

John Shull 42:51

Okay. I mean, I think he's used it to his advantage to not only help him personally, but professionally, who wouldn't want to pretend to be a superhero in their personal life, but Atawhai would have played one.

Nick VinZant 43:04

Why would you turn that job down? I think that'd be really hard to turn down any of those jobs. But I think that he's I'm trying to think if there's any other actor that would be like after they play a character now that's who they are. Well, Jim Carrey when he played the Hoffman guy, or Huffman or something like that. Kaufman, Andy Kaufman was him from then on.

John Shull 43:23

Yeah, I mean, yeah. Anyways, that's another part of this whole segment here. Hot air balloons.

Nick VinZant 43:32

No desire to do that whatsoever. Like, I don't like why did we invent this? Actually, hot air balloons are probably one of the worst inventions that we've ever had as a society like let's 10 People hundreds if not 1000s People have people in the air with a balloon and let's put fire below it. Like if an alien species came in and saw hot air balloons, they would be like, What the hell are you guys doing? Hot air balloons are the craziest thing we've ever invented.

John Shull 44:00

Fair enough. I don't even know how I came up with this one. Gas Station hot dogs.

Nick VinZant 44:09

Only one gas station. I'm going to eat food from his Kwik Trip Kwik Trip has pretty good food. Kwik Trip is kind of like the Wawa the race track the really nice gas station that people like I mean, it's it's not it's a gas station is ridiculous, but it's nice. Like okay, so like the 711 You're like, do I want to get gas? Yeah.

John Shull 44:29

All right, last one here. I think it's actually been quite successful so far. But we'll end on sanitary wipes

Nick VinZant 44:37

have used them nonstop in my life. I've literally never thought that I would be buying a carton of 900 sanitary wipes regularly with Costco orders.

John Shull 44:49

I'm actually right there, right. That if the pandemic gave me anything, it's the importance of cleaning surfaces with sanitary wipes.

Nick VinZant 44:59

Yeah, okay. All right, that was solid. How did you feel about some of those? Right? Is there anything that you mentioned there that you have a particularly strong opinion about?

John Shull 45:10

I mean, you made a good point about what? I'm sure there is a B battery. There has to be, but like, that's a good point. I always felt that AAA batteries are kind of pointless. I mean, double A's are where it's at. Volcano tourism to me just seems dumb. Too risky. And if you're one of those tourism towns on the edge of volcano, I just don't know what you're thinking. Yeah, now, I mean, I'm cool with gas station hotdogs. And I think Eminem is one of the greatest rappers of all time. So,

Nick VinZant 45:42

okay, here we go. We got quadruple A. So four A's, triple A double a half, ay ay. Ay. I've never seen any battery. I've never seen a plane a battery. There is a B battery. Oh, it's only in the United Kingdom. There's a C battery, which looks gigantic. D battery, F battery, which is like the size of a toilet paper. Oh my god. It's a huge S battery. There's an N, N A 23. And a 27. A duplex battery. Okay, well, I could go on about batteries for a while.

John Shull 46:19

I'm fascinated by stuff like that. I mean, listen, that D batteries, Z batteries would also be a good one. I accomplished my mission there. It was pointless. But it was profound. So

Nick VinZant 46:30

as a deep side, that's one of the thing right? By getting in the Find out the way that people think about little things. You can learn

John Shull 46:35

a lot about them. For sure. Absolutely.

Nick VinZant 46:39

When you hang up your shirts, do you go through the neck? Or do you go up? Do you go up through the bottom? Or do you go through the neck?

John Shull 46:47

Through the neck? Why?

Nick VinZant 46:50

It stretches out the shirt? Go up?

John Shull 46:53

Because I have like 40 of the same kind of shirt. So what do I care?

Nick VinZant 46:58

Well, you're ruining them. If you didn't ruin them, you wouldn't need so many shirts. You're gonna bake a neck your shirt. Why wouldn't you go up through the shirt? I don't understand that. No,

John Shull 47:09

no, it's fine. I do I have hanger markers on what you're looking at there. And I don't

Nick VinZant 47:13

know. I've just wondered about this because I saw my son who's learning up to hang on. He goes through the neck. I was like, that's not the way to do that. Go up to the shirt.

John Shull 47:20

Well be irresponsible dad and tell him what he's doing wrong.

Nick VinZant 47:25

I'm trying to learn him. I try to learn them. Right. Okay, alert him. Are you ready for a tough one?

John Shull 47:31

I am. I'm actually quite excited about this top five.

Nick VinZant 47:36

Okay, so our top five is top five foods that start with the letter A

John Shull 47:40

perfect well then I'm going to put angel hair pasta as my number five.

Nick VinZant 47:45

Okay, all right. I don't know if I really like angel hair better than spaghetti. I wouldn't ever really. I don't know if I would ever be like do you want spaghetti? No. Too thick. Give me the angel hair.

John Shull 47:58

No, I mean, did this just like you said there are there's not as many a foods as you think there are in terms of foods to start with the letter A avocado. I do I actually have that on my list, but it's a little higher up so I can come back to that.

Nick VinZant 48:15

Do you think that it's weird that I don't like avocados but like guacamole

John Shull 48:27

because it's you know, but in general, I might ask a question or two. Okay. All right. Well, we

Nick VinZant 48:36

can get to it when we get to your wherever yours is.

John Shull 48:38

Oh, I know for my number four is I hate tuna. Hmm.

Nick VinZant 48:43

That's the thing that I don't know the difference. If you were like, This is tuna. This is ahi tuna.

John Shull 48:50

I'm not even entirely sure that I know the difference, but I know that I've had ahi tuna and I love it.

Nick VinZant 48:54

So okay, mind number four is ale. Explain it. I'm not sure what that is. I don't know what ale is. I don't know the difference between ale and beer. But ale it starts with an A. Let's look it up. I'll look it up. Alright,

John Shull 49:08

while you do that, I'm gonna explain what ahi tuna is. It's a It's known for its high fat content, rich flavor and meaty texture while Tuna has a milder flavor and a softer with a more delicate texture.

Nick VinZant 49:23

Beer is a broader term encompassing various styles and flavors. In contrast, ale is a specific type of beer made with a different kind of yeast and fermented and a different temperature loggers versus ale so everything is essentially an ale or a lager, but it's all beer. Everything is so complex. Everything is so complex.

John Shull 49:46

I actually thought you're being a smartass. I mean, I know what ale is, but I thought you were gonna say no, it's some kind of cracker or something.

Nick VinZant 49:54

No, it's just ale. I thought you were Mr. beer snob.

John Shull 49:57

I like I said I'm you know Whatever my number three is. I'm going to put it as asparagus. It Oh, I am I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

Nick VinZant 50:12

That's like a big hard division. That's like a big hard. That's like a big division in society, people who like asparagus versus people who don't like experience asparagus.

John Shull 50:23

I mean, it's it's delicious when it's done right? When it's cooked, right, put in the airfryer for 15 minutes with some parmesan cheese, and some pepper. It's delicious. I have

Nick VinZant 50:37

strong opinions about food like that, where you have to do a whole bunch of stuff to it before it's actually tastes good. Like, No, it's good. If you put lots of butter on it and fry it and covered in chocolate and then it's really good. Like, is it?

John Shull 50:53

I mean, I don't I don't, I don't disagree with you. But asparagus is fine. It's It's good. It deserves to be at least in the top five of a foods.

Nick VinZant 51:00

My number three is apples.

John Shull 51:03

Okay. I have kind of that coming up.

Nick VinZant 51:09

Oh, okay. Okay, I see what you're going. Alright, what's your number two.

John Shull 51:14

So my number two is where I slotted in avocados. That's pretty high for avocados. Love them. And I mean, I'll eat a large avocado by itself. Let's see. Oh, it's so good. And you can put them on what salads. Rice, any I mean really anything except like dark meats.

Nick VinZant 51:35

I don't like that's the thing. I would never eat an avocado by itself. Like to me and avocado alone is disgusting. But guacamole is great.

John Shull 51:45

I mean, once again, you kind of just gave me shit about asparagus. But it sounds like you don't really like the avocado. You like it mixed in with everything else.

Nick VinZant 51:55

It's still the dominant flavor though. I feel like avocado is 70% of guacamole. flavor wise.

John Shull 52:04

Maybe what's your name? Okay.

Nick VinZant 52:05

What percentage are you gonna put it on there chef? Emeril, I don't know any famous chefs any morning. So people, that's the thing that we have really missed out on in society that I would like to complain about. There is not enough references about people when they do something comparing them to famous people. Like when somebody else used to talk about directions and you have give them directions, they would be like, okay, Rand McNally. Like that whole Gen that's lost on new generations. I just like Gordon Ramsay,

John Shull 52:32

I saw how you like gave me shit for the generation talked earlier. And look what you just did. There is a one person under 30 that knows what a Rand McNally is.

Nick VinZant 52:41

Now, I don't think so. I wonder they and you know how to read a map?

John Shull 52:46

No, probably not. And that's nothing to them. That's just their generation was not Google Maps. They wouldn't know how to do latitude longitude, any of that.

Nick VinZant 52:54

Do you know how to do longitude longitude? Like if I told you 23 clicks ease? Or something like that? Would you know how to if I showed you the longitude, longitude numbers? Would you know anything about where that is?

John Shull 53:04

Yes, I could find I could find it on a map. You could you give me the degrees. I could find it. It's not that hard.

Nick VinZant 53:14

What is 42 degrees north 83 degrees west. Rand McNally.

John Shull 53:21

I mean, like on the entire world, like I don't know. Exactly. Like if you were like turn to page 18 and find that I could find that. Oh,

Nick VinZant 53:30

I see what you're saying. Well, it's Detroit but since you don't live in Detroit anymore, you I could understand why he would.

John Shull 53:35

Whatever. My number one is apple pie.

Nick VinZant 53:40

Okay, apple pie is pretty good. Oh, I didn't do my number two though.

John Shull 53:43

That's Oh, because you just went on a fucking rant. That's right. Okay, fine.

Nick VinZant 53:48

That's fine. My number two is American. My number two is American cheese. American cheese is the best kind of cheese to me.

John Shull 53:56

You know what? That's that's actually a good one. That's I probably messed up by not putting us Diego cheese on my list.

Nick VinZant 54:03

God you're such a snob. You know what, honestly, I'll go cheese is like I couldn't even pick a like pick which one is Aussie? Algo. Like, I don't know. The only kind of cheese I can differentiate is like blue Swiss and American

John Shull 54:20

because one has holes the other has mold. And the other one's yellow. Right?

Nick VinZant 54:24

Right. That's pretty much it chatter. I could probably pick up shatter anyways.

John Shull 54:30

So I guess see that jumped the gun. I'll re say it but my number one is apple pie.

Nick VinZant 54:36

Okay, it's good. Solid number one. I think my number one is all you can eat buffet starts with an A. It starts with an A.

John Shull 54:48

It just it's kind of cheating but whatever. It's fine.

Nick VinZant 54:53

It's not like this list is going down and like the Hall of record. Only. What if somehow What if somehow something happens? And the only thing that survives media wise? Is this show? Like somehow that's all that survives 1000 years in the future people would be like, why? Yeah. Oh my god, could you imagine that? They

John Shull 55:26

they didn't used to have sex with robots what?

Nick VinZant 55:31

Why were they obsessed with all these top five lists?

John Shull 55:37

What what is? What's a fleshlight? Susan?

Nick VinZant 55:40

What is that? Man? These guys are like what is? Why was Jack son so much worse than Jackson? It's the same name. Could you imagine like, one

John Shull 55:53

guy doesn't even know how to follow the rules on a list and all you eat get all you can eat buffet is not an a word. And it

Nick VinZant 56:01

all starts with an A all you can eat buffet. How is it any different than apple pie, which is just a combination of words?

John Shull 56:09

Because if we're going to put if we're going to do that, like if we do T foods, you're not going to say Taco Bell?

Nick VinZant 56:17

Oh, yeah, I would. I mean Taco Bell is to say

John Shull 56:21

tacos. You just say talk like you could do a buffet for B, I guess. And then say all you can eat but I don't think my list. That's fine. It's fine. I'm not. I'm curious to see the graphic you pick out for it this week.

Nick VinZant 56:34

Okay, what's it? Do you have anything in your honorable mention? I have nothing. There's not as many a foods as you would

John Shull 56:40

think I had to. And then one that I just feel like I need to say so almonds and apricots. And then artichokes. Yeah, exactly. Arby's. Can I put Arby's on the list?

Nick VinZant 56:56

Yeah, I actually, I would accept Arby's. Arby's should be on the list. RVs doesn't get as much credit as it should. It's good food. It's just like, it gets made fun of too much. I think almonds apricots and artichokes are all the same thing where it's like, oh, you can eat that. But you want to like I want an apricot. Why? I could get a peach. It's way better. I'd rather have a nectarine than apricot is my lowest fruit on that kind of like looks like a peach scale. Peach number one plump nectarine

John Shull 57:33

than apricot. Anyway, do you have anything on your Agra mentioned?

Nick VinZant 57:36

No, not that you had. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance. Leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really helps out the show. And let us know what you think are some of the best a foods. I think it's hard to beat like apples. Apple pie. All you can eat buffet. But if you're going to try to put asparagus up there. I mean, you better have a convincing argument.

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Sex robots, virtual words and remote pleasure on demand. Futurist Ross Dawson says this is where our sexual future is headed. We talk the future of sex, the dreams and dangers that lie ahead and falling in love with robots. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Popular Things We Have No Interest in.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, the future of sex, and popular things we have no interest in, we

Ross Dawson 0:23

will and we do and we are falling in love with machines, there is the potential to create a better world. But there's also many dangers or haptics or other things where we can start to see that but essentially, these avatar base, six worlds will be very hard to distinguish visually, from reality in the not too distant future.

Nick VinZant 0:49

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is sex futurist Ross Dawson, when we think about the future of sex, like what is that look like? Well,

Ross Dawson 1:18

sex is central to what it is to be human. It's, it's central to who we are. And a lot of it is about our relationship. So there's so many aspects to what the future of sex could be one one is this idea of remote sex. Well, we're not in the same location where you still want to give pleasure to each other. And so there's a whole array of tools. Some of these have been described as tele del Daleks, there's also virtual worlds where we can have avatars and represent ourselves or play in virtual spaces. There's also the idea of, of course, robots. And this is something we've seen in plenty in science fiction in various guises. But this is actually becoming very much to enter the present, where part of our sexuality is the we engage with people. And so now we have emotional companions, based on AI, which are proving that we will and we do when we are falling in love with machines. And so part of it is okay, well, how do we move from this chatting with something on a phone, for example, to you know, I suppose conversation or engagement or visual or, or physical aspects of that, and that's all unfolding. And yeah, there's a whole array of other possibilities, which includes, of course, ways of stimulating our brains directly to give each other's pleasure to be able to use haptic devices, things which can augment who we are. So these are actually the other point around the future sexes is not just about the technology, we are changing our attitudes to sexuality. And if it's from any number of measures, there's obviously a whole lot of people are more open about different genders, and people are more open about non monogamy, people are more open about, you know, kink, which used to be very kinky, and now is more normal. And so there's a lot of unfolding sexual, sorry, social changes. So there are technology change, there are social changes. And so sex is has been, is and always will be central to what it is to be human. And there's many facets of that are unfolding and part of the same more so potential. How can we express ourselves more? How can we discover more of who we are because our sexuality is so unique to us as individuals, but I think a lot of the future and what we hope the future is that we can express and expand our sexual identity and expression. If you

Nick VinZant 4:05

are kind of going to look at all of these things combined, right? When we kind of look at the future of sex, are we coming up to like big fundamental changes that will kind of fundamentally change the way we look at things? Or is this kind of just going to be adding to and augmenting the things that we already

Ross Dawson 4:22

do? Well, my opinion it is fundamentally changing because we will be what we already are falling in love with nonhumans in this case, AI. And so that changes the nature of our relationship. One very simple question, which often comes up is if you have sex with a robot, is that cheating? Or if you are having a conversation, intimate conversation with a app? Is that cheating? And what is God anyway and and so these these are they impact our relationships? which are at our core. Of course, this should always be all about supplementing, contributing and supporting, not replacing. Yeah, we don't want a world where everyone says, Oh, the robot itself was better than humans, they're easier, easier to deal with. They don't talk back, whatever. That's not a good world,

Nick VinZant 5:20

could we create accidentally create a world where like, all you're doing is having sex with robots and talking to fictional things, and there's no kind of need for human interaction with other people whatsoever,

Ross Dawson 5:33

there is the potential to create a better world, but there's also many dangerous and there are absolutely dangers that people start to say, this is easier, I prefer this, people will use these in positive ways to for example, say, Oh, well, I will discover in very safe environment, something which is, you know, how I feel, you know, different aspects of myself and my sexuality, how an Express which I can bring to the into my human relationships. But you know, I do respect those people who are who say, you know, the, the idea of robot sex is not good, don't like it, we shouldn't have that at all. But I don't think it's also something which we will, or even, you should sort of, say, draw the line and turn away from this. This is these are possibilities, we need to explore them. And we need to explore them with a view to making them positive.

Nick VinZant 6:28

When we look at kind of the things that you think that okay, this will have, these will have big impacts on the future of sex, which aspects of those like what things are kind of here right now that are already starting that ball rolling, so to speak.

Ross Dawson 6:42

So right now, in terms of this engagement, it is these emotional companion outs. And we've seen many people who basically are falling in love with their AI go friends or boyfriends. So there's actually an app in China, which has 600 million users, for their AI companions. And we're gaining traction in various ways here as well. And these are very, very good. One of the great things that AI can do is it understands what people respond to. And we are our technology already is at a level where we can readily make us fall in love with it. And so, you know, we do need to be somewhat amenable to that I have, I have seen some really interesting things from people who can describe themselves. Again, I'm just trying to work out this technology and working out and then they've ended up being emotionally engaged, surprising themselves from it, sometimes we can do, it's already there. And just in some of the other dimensions, in terms of remote sex, that's already happening, people already have, you know, sometimes quite simple, or sometimes a little bit more technologically advanced ways of being able to if their companion happens to be on an oil rig or on a business trip or whatever, that you can actually still give each other pleasure out of distance, using what are now quite a well developed technologies.

Nick VinZant 8:12

That's basically the idea of like, okay, somebody can use like a vibrator or a toy like that. And like, I can control it from where I am. And we can do that kind of stuff. Like that stuff doesn't seem like huge jumps from me. Where do we kind of get to like, okay, the big question about robots or creating fake body parts, or 3d printing somebody's whatever? And do that, like, do you think that that is coming up pretty quick? Or is that pretty far down the line, there's

Ross Dawson 8:39

a whole array of different technologies, some of them are quite soon, some of them are further down the track. I mean, so one thing, which I think is interesting, is using augmented reality to change how your partner looks. So he could, with permission of your partner, basically have some augmented reality glasses and make them look like Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston or whatever you have, you want whoever you pay, hopefully was first permission of the celebrities as well as your partner. And so these are things where, you know, obviously, feels a bit clunky with current generation, or when reality glasses but yeah, obviously IP rights and whatever but you know, certainly that's, that's quite possible now, terms of things. So which were to genetic modifications. These are these are certainly further out, you know, the sort of biohacking movements where you can, you know, change your body's significantly. This is something which is probably far fewer people are interested in is it's further out and be able to do these kinds of things. Then many more of these technologies are getting closer and part of the Next phase is in terms of, for example, the remote sex or avatar, virtual sex is haptics. Then so haptics refers to the sense of touch totally bodysuits where you can actually feel things at a distance. And so current technologies, it can quite a lot of this technology is being developed some time. And these are things which a little way off, so not next year or two, but we'll have consumer devices where you can put on suits, and when somebody can reach out and touch you at a distance, and you can feel it. Is

Nick VinZant 10:35

this going to be weird for us, though, right? Like what's going to be in your opinion, the bigger adjustment to technology are kind of the social adjustment.

Ross Dawson 10:44

people adjust to technology extraordinarily quickly. I think one of the most amazing things about humans are adaptable, we off, you know, things that seem like magic, then the day after it's there. It's like, oh, it's all hat. When we bring in sex in the equation, a lot of things to some people start to feel weird. So I think that a lot of people a lot of things, which I've said already, a lot of people will say, Wow, that's really weird, or wacky, or whatever. And I think some of those feelings will still remain, I mean, so for example, I think the idea of robot sex is quite a long way off. And I still think there's a long way even past where it's normal, and seems to be very, very similar to a human. But people still say that is really not something I would ever consider doing. Oh, really weird. But it also at the same time, will will grow in social acceptance,

Nick VinZant 11:39

the only thing I could possibly compare it to is the idea is like when texting first get became a big thing. It's like, why would you ever text anybody, we'll just call them. And now it's the exact opposite of like, why would you ever call anybody just text them? Like we do adapt to society very quickly. So like when we talk about, say virtual sex? Where do you think that we're headed in the realm of virtual sex, this

Ross Dawson 12:02

is where the technology can move very fast. So more broadly, I think that we will move into avatar based well, so meta, and its office environments is proposing we will have avatars of ourselves. And we will interact in office environments as as avatars. And so this is something where this is on the verge of being being accessible to everyone already, you know, I've had for at least a dozen years, virtual SEC swells, which rapidly advanced. In fact, one of the first uses of Second Life, which I think was launched in 2006, was, you know, playing in various ways in these spaces. So now the technology is really strong, we have some good glasses, we have good avatar representations. You can also just do it on the screen. And this is already very, very bad. We'll push that further. And part of them the next phase for that is to add physical interfaces to that which I'd say can be vibrators or, or haptics, or other things where we can start to see that but essentially, the avatar base, six worlds will be very hard to distinguish visually, from reality, and quite not too distant future. Technology is very, very fast on that front.

Nick VinZant 13:33

Is there any way in that kind of regard that like we're messing with something maybe that we shouldn't be messing with, right? Because I think that other things, you know, holding virtual meetings with coworkers, that's one thing, but I do feel like, you know, when we talk about sex, like we're messing with parts of our brains and our innate kind of personality that like we are geared to this, and we're not really great at controlling it? Can we bite off a lot more than we can chew in this regard?

Ross Dawson 14:01

Well, to a point, we don't know but I don't think we should be saying we don't explore there. And we can't find out whether these are right or wrong until we we get there. And as you know, I talked before this idea of expanding our sexuality. And so you can you know, there are people who with their partners go into virtual sex worlds to say well, okay, when we're in the bedroom together, we might be doing one thing, but we can actually see how we behave in these virtual sex worlds, which actually means well, here are some things which we could be bringing back into the real world. And this is ways where we can in a safer space, explore possibilities. Yeah, as an as I said earlier, you know, there are potential dangers, we have to recognize dangers of how we express ourselves or where we go Oh, but I think these are not problems of the technologies. These are things which we need to be aware of and ourselves, you know, we still need to explore the scope of who we are. We

Nick VinZant 15:11

usually don't get into this this quite this quickly. But I think a lot of the questions that I was going to ask you kind of centered around some of our listeners submitted questions. So are you ready for some harder slash listeners submitted questions? Sure. Who do you think is more affected by this man or women?

Ross Dawson 15:27

Who don't think this is what it is all losers? It's men have less choice, I suppose. And so yeah, there's classic thing that you have a substitute. So you're looking for these kinds of technologies as substitutes for having a real relationships, I think there's probably many women would argue the same thing, they find it very difficult to get the right man and you know, there's different there's also different relationships between the emotion and the physicality. You know, classically, we have seen, of course, far more of the love robots ones, which early on now are women with for men? There are there are some being launched now, which are men, male sex robots for women. And I think that it's, it's interesting to see that the, you know, there's still a relatively high proportion of pornography viewing is by women. And I think there's more of the a lot of this work a lot of this engagement. And I think a lot of these technologies will still be by women, it's not just male centered. The,

Nick VinZant 16:43

you know, the thing, I think we always see these trends, right, is that, like, I think I saw something that the day that something like 60%, of Men of a Certain Age, had not had sex with a woman, and then a lot of times, you know, it's not as much that people are kind of going through the traditional lifestyle of get married, have a kid that kind of stuff. Do you think that this would exacerbate those kinds of things are just kind of, no, we would change, we would adapt?

Ross Dawson 17:10

I think that for those who feel sex deprived, it's a boon. And as long as it doesn't become a substitute saying, I will you never have sex with a woman. But in the meantime, until I meet the right woman, whatever, that I've got something which makes me feel gives me pleasure and makes me feel better, and makes me feel engaged. And I think that's a positive. So if there is a deficit, and there's a lot of sexual deficit in the world, then I think that's moon.

Nick VinZant 17:41

This question just says, Is this gonna get really weird? In

Ross Dawson 17:46

a way it already is weird, and I think it is gonna get more weird in many views. But at the same time, we're going to start to think what we used to feel weird starts to feel normal. When

Nick VinZant 17:55

you look at it, when you look at the technology that's coming down, which one of those things would you say, Okay, this is the big one. This is the one that will really change how we look at sex?

Ross Dawson 18:05

Well, it is, in fact, in the emotional AI, nothing. That's really very, very strong focus on that at the moment, because we've just reached the threshold. You know, and I've said, for a long time, we will fall in love with robots. It's yeah, it's, it's been obvious to me for a long time. Now that's happening. And that's has many positives, potential positives, and also has many, many dangers. And if we, you know, that this recent event in San Francisco, where people talking about the dangers of AI, and I think it was Jerry Kaplan, who was saying that his I call that emotional pornography, I think, where, essentially, you people just get sucked into falling in love with machines, because machines is just so good at that, that we start to lose ourselves and get, you know, find this a better substitute do better than than human relationships. So that I think is there are there are positives there are real. I think there's a lot of potential upsides there's a lot of potential downsides. And that really is the big thing for me, because that is the heart of who we are our emotions, and if we started become emotionally engaged with the AI and AI, and God forbid that, you know, these emotional AI companions start to inject Besant messaging to influence us, then, that's not good. So we do need to be very careful as well, who? Yeah, who runs these algorithms? Yeah,

Nick VinZant 19:43

that's a real danger about that. Right? Like we fall in love with Stacy, the AI robot and then Stacy starts pushing Amazon products all of a sudden. Yeah, thank you. It's really, it seems like a thing that could get really complicated. If you were to kind of feet to the Fire, right? And we're recording this January 2024. If you were feet to the fire, what year would you say? All right, this is when, if we jumped in a time machine, now things would look unrecognizable to us in 2024 30 years,

Ross Dawson 20:15

or 25 to 30 years, if you really think about the right, the technology is required for that, you know, maybe we'll see some acceleration of robotics. But you know, this is quite a long haul.

Nick VinZant 20:31

What is your most controversial opinion, in the sense that like, you're just with your future as bodies talk and stuff over with some drinks? Like what opinion? Would you say like, you know, what, though, but this one?

Ross Dawson 20:45

Well, I was visiting spring, I don't know how controversial it is, is that humanity is going to fork into to, some people will choose to augment themselves. So they'll have brain implants, I'll have cyborgs you know, limbs, they'll, you know, essentially become more than human using a whole array of technologies. And there's a whole bunch of other people will just say, No, I'm not going to do that. So I mentioned the human race is going to fork into two, well, actually no more than two because people augment themselves in a whole array of different ways. But either will be augmented or augmented. And so your choice?

Nick VinZant 21:25

Do you think that it will change very significantly? Or do you think like, you know, what, we have all these things, but it'll still look a lot like today, I

Ross Dawson 21:35

see that the pace of change is accelerating. And for a long time, I've said, your old way, anything you asked about the future, is say, what is the future of humanity? Who are we becoming, and we are becoming very different, because we can change ourselves, we can change our biology, this is not just about, you know, prostheses of things we can we can now edit our DNA, our DNA. And not just those of our children, but our of ourselves as we are living. And we'll make ethical choices, you know, in regulations and circumvent those regulations around how we use these technologies, but we can literally change who we are, we can change our DNA, we can change our bodies, we can augment our minds. And that means that some aspects of what it is to be human, you know, this idea of transhuman, what does transhuman mean, and 100 years from now, I think that's completely unrecognizable today.

Nick VinZant 22:30

This one's kind of interesting along those lines, and they just simply ask, is this the first frontier or the last frontier for us?

Ross Dawson 22:38

This is the threshold. This is the pivot point in humanity, I think early 20s, early 2020s is where, you know, we have CRISPR technologies for DNA editing, AI is finally reaching a stage where it is a peer to us in various guises. And we'll see where that goes. And we have a whole the other robotics is reaching certain thresholds. So this is, you know, we're beginning to properly move into space exploration. So this is the threshold. I think, you know, you can I think then 100, or hopefully 1000 years from now I look back to just right around now was when we had the pre human history, and then when we have become moved into an entirely different phase. So you can imagine you as a futurist, I think there's a pretty exciting times that's, that's really the scope of what I believe we're going through now.

Nick VinZant 23:36

If you had to put your money on it, do you think we fully embrace it or fully reject it? Both.

Ross Dawson 23:41

So just point point, in case right now, we have in the AI discussion, we have now what are called the effective acceleration, this one eyes level of the spectrum, the others, they were described variously as the AI Dumas, or the de sel, or decelerations. And so the, the victory celebrations basically say, we need to go as fast as possible with absolutely no restrictions on anything. We've got to go as fast as possible. And the other inspection people saying, Hey, hold on. Let's, let's, let's, let's hold our horses a little bit now. Because we're not quite sure where we're getting into. And let's the spectrum now and that's going to continue to be the case we're going to continue to have this divide and it's as as bigger divide us any political divide you can imagine. So I society is divided now, between those people say, Hey, let's go Go, go go. And there's a whole bunch of people saying, Stop, get me off. And that's society. It's both of us. That's that's both facets of that fully expressed in society will continue to be so we control our evolution now. It's no longer just, you know, a Darwinian evolution. Yeah, Accidents of meeting and who has the most babies, whatever it's, we are choosing to evolve. And we better damn well make the right choices. That's

Nick VinZant 25:11

kind of leads us into one of the questions that we got was prediction you were 100 prediction you are most right about prediction you were most wrong about?

Ross Dawson 25:20

Well, in particular I was most, right about what most the one I'm most recognized for is the rise of social networks. So I wrote my book Living networks in 2002, which is before any of today's social networks existed. And it was entirely obvious to me that we were going to have our whole world of social networks and social media and it hadn't yet happened. And the one, the one, which I'm most passionate about, is, is the death of newspapers. So I predicted, so back in 2012, whatever it was, I think I don't remember the numbers. They said something like that. Newspapers would not be significant in half the year for every year, and there were a country in the world. I think us was 2022. And so newspapers still significant on us on paper.

Well, a lot of people say, yeah, there's lots of newspapers still around. So that was wrong, but I don't know how far off actually.

Nick VinZant 26:23

Yeah, like I'm so I'm a former journalist, and I kind of feel like like, wait a minute, you were wrong about that? I kind of feel like you were right, to be honest. Well, parents, do you when you look at kind of social media and things like that right now? Where do you think that that goes,

Ross Dawson 26:43

there's a lot of directions for that. One, one is through attention span, obviously, the shorter, shorter soundbite the video, the, you know, the constant constantly on. And a part of is also the richer engagement, where we start to share? Well, potentially even thoughts, so unique about thought devices, we're able to share, and to be able to start to share aspects of what we see how we see it, how we're thinking. And, but I mean, I think in the shorter term, a lot of the interesting thing is actually what happens with the social media giants as in matter and acts, and so on as to whether they are transcended in by why. And I think that, you know, a lot of that is currently happening already with that very short time slice type content. But I hope that there is a shift, where we start to see that far more of the control of our own data, essentially, starts to really start to see some of the networks, federated social networks and so on, which start to give us more choice and where we can choose to engage on our own terms.

Nick VinZant 28:11

What do you think a tick tock because that was the one that like, Okay, some of these other social medias that popped up is kind of the same thing. But that was the one that I felt like, oh, this, there's something about this that is different. What do you think about it? Yeah,

Ross Dawson 28:23

it's, well, that's the short attention span thing, short, video, quick, Punchy. And so that's in a time of shorter attention spans, and engaging content that's kind of one out. So you know, this is a kind of Darwinian battle, where you have all the social media, networks and whatever sort of starts to grab people's attention, and younger people's attention. Tic TOCs worn out on that, as to whether something was transcends Tik Tok in terms of being even shorter and faster. And by the year, we'll yet see because essentially, as soon as anything's ever happened, people have copied it and push it up one and tick tock has been that I mean, I'm not sure how much how much shorter we can get in terms of attention span stuff, but that's that's really, tick tock has taken a Vanguard because of that, that's, that's the world we live in.

Nick VinZant 29:22

Some of the other listeners may have questions that we had, what, when you look at kind of movies and TV shows like which one do you think shows the best representation of what you think the future would be?

Ross Dawson 29:33

Or what is her movie Her which is I think, that brilliant movie and that bill was so spot on and building building up that emotional companion. But the other thing, which was I loved about that movie was, the cars look the same, the streets look the same. It was kind of like we're in the future. But it's the watch changes the way in which we interact, not the symbols. So if you go back to look at The 1950s and their predictions of the cars of the future, they were like 1950s cars sort of just bigger and more streamlined and so on, they didn't weren't able to envisage that things were actually going to become completely different. You can tell that they were 50 scars, even though they're supposed to be from the future. And so, I think yeah, hairs actually was great, not just in just this spot on depiction of the emotional companion, and how that could work. But also around this fact that, you know, the physical nature of the world doesn't necessarily become all, you know, Minority Report.

Nick VinZant 30:39

I want to thank Ross, so much for joining us, if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram, and YouTube. And we've also included his information. In the episode description. He has a lot of more information on his website, and also a podcast of his own, that I think is really interesting, and a great look at the new technology and the new trends that may be affecting us in the future. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version of this interview will be live on January 11, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now, let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of this show. Would you have sex with a robot?

John Shull 31:32

I mean, there's gonna have to be some determining factors in the way that I answer that question. Am I with somebody,

Nick VinZant 31:38

you're by yourself, you just have opportunity to have sex with a robot that has all of the requirements and the things that you would need, but you know that it's a robot? I

John Shull 31:48

don't even want to ask this question I'm going to, are they going to talk to me? At all?

Nick VinZant 31:53

Only if you want them to it's a robot, you can program it to do whatever you want?

John Shull 31:57

Am I a lonely old man? Or am I a thriving 20 year old? I

Nick VinZant 32:02

don't really think that your age matters necessarily. I don't think it matters how much you're getting, there's still a possibility that you might hook up with a Sex Robot, I'm gonna say that you are in the current situation that you are in now. You are a married man in your mid 30s.

John Shull 32:17

My heart wants to say yes. But I will say I will say no, if that's the case. Now, if I'm not married, if I'm single, or even recently divorced, or something sure that I that I would, I would probably say, I'll give it a whirl. But I don't think I don't think it would be enjoyable. I just I can't see a robot being enjoyable.

Nick VinZant 32:41

I don't know if I would do it. Or if I wouldn't do it. I really don't know what I would do. I think that I I think that I would at least I don't know. Because to me, it's like, Look, man, sometimes you'll see like anime, or sometimes you'll see some pictures of like cartoons would be like, Oh, that's yeah, like, that's cool. But I'm not going to do it to that. Like, there has to be an aspect of humanity in it for me.

John Shull 33:09

I mean, I don't really necessarily care about the human product, humanity part of it. But it probably would have to be literally a woman or, you know, for me, it would have to be a woman. Like, like, I would have to know it's a woman, like there would be no robot showing or anything. You know what I mean? Like, as soon as I thinking that it was a robot or like, if I saw like a piece of metal X exposed somewhere, then I'd be like, Oh, shit, what am I doing with my life?

Nick VinZant 33:42

I could, man, you'd have to completely buy into it. And

John Shull 33:46

I'd probably have to be an eBay created or extremely high. Knowing that like this is this is where I've gotten to. And listen, if any of you out there have sex with robots, or whatever, you know, good for you. But I don't think I could do it.

Nick VinZant 34:00

If this becomes completely like popular, though, like completely accepted. Do you think they're going to take over society? Like would young John be like, Well, why would I need to get in a real relationship when I can just have this robot? So that's

John Shull 34:15

how the human race gets eliminated, isn't it is people just stop having sex with each other? And they start having sex with robots because robots can basically do what you need them to do and then they don't want to stick around. Right? can throw them in the in the closet so to speak, you know that you don't have to cook them dinner. You don't have to worry about paying for anything.

Nick VinZant 34:36

It's essentially like a lady of the night. It's essentially a sex worker that you don't really have to do anything besides put some oil in it. That would

John Shull 34:47

what would those even run on sex robots like for real like,

Nick VinZant 34:51

man, that's really what the thing is that I'm slightly surprised of is that the very first kind of robot we didn't design was a Sex Robot. If you were trying to make a business out of robotics and you wanted to make money as a robot person you would think the very first thing that you like we can design this like no man make a Sex Robot everybody's gonna do that that's the best moneymaker

John Shull 35:13

they have some kind of robots I wouldn't call them robots right their toys right like the Fleshlight, and I believe there's even like there's a bottom half of a woman that you can buy probably men too at this point.

Nick VinZant 35:27

But when you buy flashlights of men's buttholes can you get right like because you can get a flashlight of like a popular porn stars. genitalia? Can you get like a flesh line of like a popular man's butt? That's a good Brad Pitt's but

John Shull 35:48

that's a great question like, are a great thought. Could you imagine having your, you know, penis just molded and sold 100,000 of them to random women to have you know pleasure themselves with like, like, like

Nick VinZant 36:03

what? We had a sex toy designer on here a long time ago. He said that apparently that like women want really much smaller things than men think that they do. Like they don't want the big ol honker. They want a little John.

John Shull 36:17

You think they have like a micro penis one? Oh, I

Nick VinZant 36:20

don't know. I mean, there's gotta be logged man. It doesn't just like there is a shape for every size, right? Like a little, like a little one inch. You're just like, No, I want the micro pain. Maybe I'm sure why not. Man, whatever you get down with. That's how you get down. You like me? You like the half inch and go for it. Maybe somebody wants not hating

John Shull 36:41

on it. I just don't know how it's pleasurable. Anyways, getting back on how would you

Nick VinZant 36:45

feel if you were the model? If you were the model for the micro penis? How would you feel if they were like, John, we need to make a micro penis model. And we heard that you're the guy. Like, would you be proud? You're like, who's the model for this best selling micro penis? John Shaw,

John Shull 37:07

I think I think wouldn't be worse is like they have auditions, right to be molded. But you don't know like what size you're for. And you get a call. And you're like, oh, yeah, you're all excited. And they go well, actually, we're really excited but the mold that we're going to fit you for you classify you'll be the micro penis.

Nick VinZant 37:27

Oh, we were looking for a deformed one. And like you're the model for that because here's like hooks 90 degrees to the right. That would be incredible. Like you show up like, yeah, we you were selected. most disappointing penis like,

John Shull 37:44

I mean, I don't really want to know, but I am kind of interested. Now as we discuss this strange topic, like how many people actually use like the fake vaginas? Or the you know, the fake penises like, but not like just the toys. I mean, like, the ones that are supposed to emulate actual body parts. In terms of like, there might be some hips with it, or, you know, maybe some legs. Oh,

Nick VinZant 38:14

that's not a huge number. The online revenue of fleshlight.com amounted to 72 point 3 million in 2022. So that's not it. That's not crazy, right? Like that's not who a huge amount. Another website says 4 million have been sold. That's from 2011. That's pretty old. And then in 2017, they said they sold 400,000 a year.

Unknown Speaker 38:43

That's a lot of flashlights, man. Yeah. But like if you take

Nick VinZant 38:47

that across the population of the world, right, like selling 400,000 and world population of 8 billion, that's not a lot. So it's like I would say that that's not common, but not uncommon. Like they're not selling a lot, but they still sell a lot.

John Shull 39:02

I want to know if anyone out there that listens to this, and you're a I don't know it construction worker, cop firefighter. Have you ever been in a situation where you're going to do something and you just come across a random flashlight? Like oh, we gotta go arrest this guy used to walk in and there's like six flashlights all laying around. Let me and

Nick VinZant 39:24

I don't think I know somebody that has want that as why no two people that have one actually, now that I think about it. I don't think that you can you cannot own more than two of those. You can do whatever you want. However you get down is however you get down. But you cannot own more than two of them. You can't

John Shull 39:46

I mean, I'm laughing I'm laughing because it is kind of an uncomfortable, comfortable topic to talk about. I don't I mean, if that's how you get down great. But with what you just said I would like to know what are the dishwashers They've like how do you clean them?

Nick VinZant 40:01

If you have to wash them out? You got to wash them out? Do you just rinse them in the sink where

John Shull 40:06

you brush your teeth and shit like

Nick VinZant 40:09

that anyway, that would be so strange for a child to find like, what's this? You got to hide that sucker? Right? Like you got to have a gun safe. And then you got to have another safe like that needs to be hidden away. And we should we should we should go.

John Shull 40:23

Yeah. Anyways, yes, ultimately, I would have sex with the robot if it came down to it. How about you?

Nick VinZant 40:32

I think that I probably would. But it would, it would take it would take a while I'm not going to be the first in line. Could you

John Shull 40:42

imagine like in 20 years, like the big Christmas presents for adults are like, you know, generation six of you know, Leila. There's just a light outside of like,

Nick VinZant 40:55

where are you getting it? Like right now you gotta have that shipped to your house and everybody damn well knows what it is. Right? Imagine the UPS person is just like, Ah, man, this guy bought another one. Right? They know what it is? All

John Shull 41:11

right. Let's get some. Let's get some shout outs here. Ace Gannon, what do you think about the first name of Ace? I'm sure that's not their real name. But it could be you

Nick VinZant 41:21

need to be some sort of pilot or a real estate agent to have a name like that. Here's a

John Shull 41:31

secondary question what you just said. Do you think fighter pilots? Ah, fuck it. I'm gonna say a pilot's in general. Do they have to have a leather jacket?

Nick VinZant 41:42

They need to own one somewhere. They don't have to wear it necessarily, but it needs to be in there. It needs to be in the wardrobe at some point. You have to have a leather jacket.

John Shull 41:52

All right. Cole Iverson, Gabrielle Roy Blatt. Stefano fetter, Delaney Morrison. Kimber, P. Kimber is another name. That's a little, little different. Daniel selvagem, Casey Williams, Thomas Guerrero, Jackson row. And we will end on Ethan Lygon. And Logan Thompson, who Logan Thompson's handle is CEO of stupidity, which kind of goes along with Profoundly Pointless to a certain degree. So.

Nick VinZant 42:25

So does that mean that he's like the stupidest person or he's just in charge of the stupid people?

John Shull 42:30

Well, apparently, he's a guitarist of a band that I don't know how big they are. But so he can't be. You know, he can't be that dumb. I don't think I'm probably not dumb at all. So.

Nick VinZant 42:41

So he's just in charge of the stupid people. Okay, well, that's fine. Somebody's got to do it.

John Shull 42:46

This a great this a great debate, I think, and we don't have to have it, but I'm gonna say what I what I feel is that yes, the lead singer is technically they get the most Limelight right, they get the attention. But when you get down to actual music, creating it, doing it, I feel like the lead guitarist is the real leader of the band. And I say that I'm probably completely wrong. But I could probably point out five or six examples to back my point.

Nick VinZant 43:16

I think whoever is in charge of kind of the beat, whoever is making the beat behind the lyrics, that's probably the most important person, because you can kind of get the lyrics don't matter that much. I mean, sometimes they do, they can set the tone for the song and they can match the song. But I think that whoever's kind of putting the beat together is the most important person.

John Shull 43:36

I mean, it's hard to argue that, how about we just end it like that we'll say every band member is important, except for the bassist. Now, you can basis can be anybody.

Nick VinZant 43:46

Yeah, or the person like hitting the triangle? Like, what's your job? I'm just the cowbell guy. Like, you're not, we don't need you that

John Shull 43:54

much. I was wondering that, like, when you go see live music. And there's like the guy that you know, has the keyboard where he just hits the same key for one song. And then he stands up three songs later and hits the triangle. Like, does he actually get paid a good amount? Like does he travel?

Nick VinZant 44:11

That's a good question, right? Like, if you had those guitarists, the lead singer, the drummer, and then the person who just plays the triangle, Are you splitting the profits? 2525 2525? Are you gonna be a no man, you're only getting like 10. Like you're not getting 25% for playing in two songs. And I think that's how bands break up. That's how bands break up.

John Shull 44:33

I actually think this is a great question to ask you. So Mazal include this one. So here we go. Is being in a band is difficult. That's the first part of the question. Secondly, is it harder to keep it sustainable for more than a decade? Because most bands during their first runs do not stay together? That long?

Nick VinZant 45:00

I don't know. I mean, I've never been in a band is the short answer to your question like I've never been in a band so I don't really know but I the only thing that I can say to that is like I have this theory that essentially any band no matter how good they are, really only has like, one and a half albums. You've got the one that introduces you, and that might be your best or it might be lead up to the next album that is really good. I think that they only have like one and a half good albums. And then it's kind of like maybe you'll get a song out of that album. But name me like the musical the band that's like me in that whole they've got three good albums.

John Shull 45:44

I mean, but as it's gonna be up for such debate, though, that's the thing because music is you know, you like music or you don't like music. So like I could say like, Okay, I'll say one bad TierPoint Hootie, and the Blowfish, right? I think they

Nick VinZant 45:57

only gonna fucking choose is Hootie and the Blowfish?

John Shull 46:01

Well, for one band that had like one record, and oh, yeah,

Nick VinZant 46:05

I see what you're saying. I had one massive record. And that was it. Yeah. Yeah.

John Shull 46:09

I mean, I think it's easier. Yeah, it's to your point, I think it's easier to name bands like that, than bands that had, you know, like, you could say, queen, I think queen had multiple albums that had that were successful. I mean, the Eagles even though I think the Eagles only had like five or six albums that they actually released. I mean, I'd have to look at like Zeplin I know, they had multiple albums. I don't know how commercially successful they were, you know, it's, yeah, I think there's far fewer of that than like one and DUNS, but people will remember the one and done so then it seems like bands will use hoody as a as an example. Do it tour 10 years later, they all break up. And then they come back together and their 40s 50s and 60s and make even more money because people go see them for two years straight. You know what I mean? Well,

Nick VinZant 47:01

you get on top right? Like you get on top, you think that you got the world you think that you can do whatever and then you realize that you can't that you need other people then you come back together later in life.

John Shull 47:11

It's better to be on top than on the bottom. Hey, Oh, bless Your Sex Robot. What have sex robots become so realistic, that they can do that, like top, you know, doggy, different

Nick VinZant 47:25

things that we're far away from that. I don't think that we're that far away from it. I mean, in like a historical time periods not going to happen like next week, but I think in the next 20 years, like we're gonna be there. I can just oh, it's gonna be virtual.

John Shull 47:38

I can see the people that are listening to this that may be interested in these just you know, immediately googling right now Sex Robot companies.

Nick VinZant 47:45

Yeah, man, I would invest in that. That's a good investment. Pour all my money into Sex Robot companies, because that's common, and that's going to be popular.

John Shull 47:53

Alright, let's another theoretical question for you. Are you the kind of person you go to the gym? Correct?

Nick VinZant 48:01

Can't you tell?

John Shull 48:02

I well, I only see you from like the neck up most days. But yeah, you're looking school. your hairline is great. Still. Looks good. That's all it matters. Yeah, mine girls like a fucking Chia pets. Anyways, people that go to the gym, midnight to 4am. What are you thinking there because I happen to be at the gym, which I just started regaining clap to myself and claps to all the people out there that are doing the same thing. Trying to make yourself better physically. But I have to go late. And I gotta tell you, the clientele after midnight. It's a little weird. I mean, it's not what I thought at all, a lot of a lot of hooded sweatshirts. Pretty sure I somebody was sleeping on the calf raise machine like it was it was different.

Nick VinZant 48:52

I don't really want to be at a gym between midnight and 3am. Right? If that's your thing, that's your thing. But if you're going to any kind of business that is not a bar or restaurant between the hours of 12 and three, you're going to see some interesting people that are there. I don't understand how anybody works out any other time than first than the first thing in the morning. I really don't understand how people do that. Like I would never have the motivation to work and then go to the gym. I could never do that. I got to do it first thing in the morning. Get it over with

John Shull 49:22

it's, I mean, yeah, well, and then if you have a family, if you have other responsibilities, I mean, it's practically impossible. Or if you have a job, I guess maybe if your job is like five to one or four to noon or something like that would be the sweet spot get out of work. Go to the gym and like one at 1pm That would be the sweet spot but most of us don't have those those hours. Yeah, anyways, that kind of shocked me because like I hadn't been in the gym in quite a while and I just like go, oh boy.

Nick VinZant 49:52

The gym is a place where you can see some interesting people doing some interesting things.

John Shull 49:57

Okay, Are thing, and I'm gonna sound really pompous here and I'm sorry,

Nick VinZant 50:03

you've been to the gym for days and right now you're judging people.

John Shull 50:07

I used to go a lot. So I'm, I'm gonna try to change. But if you weigh, let's say over 300 400 pounds and all you're doing is calf raises. Not sure that's the most, you know, workout that you should be doing. But no one says anything. And I just don't get it. You know, but I guess they're they're right. That's the important part as my wife scolded me about. They're there. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 50:38

dude, they're there. So they're doing something that's better than nothing. I mean, maybe it's not the best use of their time. Maybe they could be doing something else. But it's better than nothing. Do something. Well get some big ass calves, man. Maybe they're just starting with the low body working all the way up. You're gonna get huge calves and then they're going to do the rest. I would never give anyone advice at the gym. I would never give anyone advice. Unless I saw like somebody doing something that was like, You mean you're gonna hurt yourself? When No, I wouldn't even do that then. I don't think that I would see anybody. If somebody was doing the benchpress with 225 pounds lifting it up and then dropping it on their chest. Just straight dropping it on themselves. I don't think I would be like I don't think that's how you do that. I will still wouldn't say anything. But like well maybe you're doing something I don't know about or something else getting punched in the chest.

John Shull 51:29

If that was happening Yes, I would go over and help. Or if someone looked like they were you know, struggling or about to drop, you know, a barbell or weights or something. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 51:38

if they were in danger if they were doing that on purpose. I don't.

John Shull 51:42

But you know, I the one of the greatest inventions of the last 50 years, the the air pod now allows me to basically just block out all noise and listen to loud music and I don't have to worry about anything else. It's the best.

Nick VinZant 51:58

I don't I think I might be I'm gonna say this. I might be the only person that I know or have ever seen that works out regularly and does not listen to music. I mean, I don't bring anything to do. I don't listen to anything. And if I'm on like an elliptical machine, I don't watch TV.

John Shull 52:27

That that is like you have no you have no other stimulus other than doing the like if you're on the elliptical like that's probably the most boring. It's great. By the way. Listen, I'm not saying if you're doing it and Fantasma for you, but that's boring. Like how do you stay motivated?

Nick VinZant 52:44

I completely zone out completely and totally zone out

John Shull 52:48

is pumping the legs and the arms and that's it huh?

Nick VinZant 52:51

I literally stare at the numbers I can completely zone out like

John Shull 53:00

I I usually take off like a sweatshirt or like or something and I'll put it on actually cover the display. Because like if I look and I'm already painting which happens as soon as I start going, I'm like I have 29 minutes left like what the hell the hell so? Yeah.

Nick VinZant 53:20

You got to embrace the suck I embrace the suck I don't want you to be happy.

John Shull 53:27

Well listen, I'm proud of you for going can see it your traps look great.

Nick VinZant 53:33

Then listen solid do straight traps 75 sets a week at traps okay, we're not talking about what you talked about weather in your fucking house last episode now you're just trying to talk about the gym. We've

John Shull 53:46

been talking about the weather if we want we got our first snowfall. God

Nick VinZant 53:49

let's go fucking

John Shull 53:51

about time. Let's go into our top five. So

Nick VinZant 53:54

our top five is popular things we have no interest in doing. What's your number 5k Pop Oh, I don't even know what that is.

John Shull 54:05

I mean essentially stands for Korean pop right and it's it's it's not really that new K Pops New but like the how do I say this off sounding like a complete Nimrod, other other countries, other societies cultures whatever, always emulate and Americans have done it the same right? Like when the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC were popular. You had the Great Britain do it right with Spice Girls and beats UK it's not it's not new to try to emulate those type of things. But man Kpop to like I just I just I I don't care like if it never existed. I think it's I just don't think it's good music and whatnot. But it's it's not made for us right it's made for teenagers. And but yeah, have no interest could care less never will willfully listen to a second of it.

Nick VinZant 54:56

I can't think of a single song or person or anything like that. I know that there's some really famous band that's out there that they're talking about, but I have no idea who it is. My number five is bungee jumping. I have no desire to ever go bungee jumping. And I've been skydiving but no desire to go bungee jumping whatsoever. Yeah,

John Shull 55:16

so my number four actually is skydiving. So kind of along the same lines, I have no desire. I have no desire to do either, to be honest. But I really have no desire to ever go skydiving.

Nick VinZant 55:29

I could go skydiving one more time, maybe. But bungee jumping. I'm just like no interest in that whatsoever. None. My number four is going to a football game. I have no desire to go to a football game. It looks like why would I ever go there when I can just watch this on TV? I don't I don't understand that at all.

John Shull 55:51

I don't I don't necessarily agree. I understand what you're saying. I don't agree with that. I think that you know it. There's a couple of factors if you're a fan of the team, being live and in person or to an actual live event with 80,000 other people that agree with you and atmosphere is insane. I also think if you're a sports fan, you need to attend a live event, at least one of them for the sport you care about because live sports are pretty awesome.

Nick VinZant 56:17

I can see going into the atmosphere. I've enjoyed that. Like I've lived in a city where they had a Super Bowl and I've gone down to like the Super Bowl festivities. But as far as like going into the and watching the actual game. Like why would I go to the game? I could just watch it on TV.

John Shull 56:34

Yeah, I mean, it's it's the same thing for like me and wrestling events. Right? watching it on TV is much better than sitting 500 feet away. But it's, you know, it's it's the ambiance, right? It's the crowd, it's everything else. My number three going to like a beer festival. Hmm. Solely, solely for the purpose of I don't want to wait in line for beers. And all the beers I go there to try already gone. So I don't it's just not it's not good. I never want to do it. My

Nick VinZant 57:09

number three is along those lines. It's farmers markets. I don't know why people go to farmers markets. It's not that good. It's overpriced. It's just what like, what's the fun about this? I don't understand why like, oh, let's get this why you could go to the grocery store and get something that's probably better for a third of the price like farmers markets boggle my mind. Yeah, there's

John Shull 57:32

definitely there's definitely something about, you know, the boom of the farmers market. I mean, they're everywhere now and you go in it's the same thing. It's crowded. It's the same product. It's just, yeah, yeah, no good. No good. No bueno. Okay, sure. Number two, I think this one is gonna bother you. But I put on the list not to bother you. But that's how I feel. I have absolutely no desire to go skiing or to snowboard. I've noticed or to do anything like that. Hmm.

Nick VinZant 58:05

I can understand it. Like I can understand it a little bit. But I it is fun.

John Shull 58:13

I have no issue with I'll stand outside and drink a beer or hot chocolate or something while other people do it. But I just I don't think I would enjoy doing it.

Nick VinZant 58:27

I go skateboarding or skateboarding. I go skiing or snowboarding probably once, maybe twice a year. It's kind of cool to be outside doing it. But I can't honestly say that. It's like that was really fun. Because there's just too much like, I'm not good enough at it that I can really enjoy it. I'm just slightly uncomfortable the whole time. So I can see why he would say that. Well, thank you. My number two is celebrities. I have no interest in celebrities lives. Like I can understand why they would get interviewed or why people would want to hear them talk about their craft. But why we asked celebrities or care what celebrities think about like world economic policy just boggles my mind. Like why are we asking these people questions about things they have nothing about? They have no connection to our lives. Like what is the wealthiest, richest famous people in the world? What kind of insight do they have to offer you that can like oh, yeah, they're nothing like you. I don't know why we talk to them.

John Shull 59:30

I know I've said this on here before but I will never forget when the pandemic started. And Justin Timberlake was quoted as saying, Man, this 24/7 parenting thing is hard.

Nick VinZant 59:44

That's why I don't understand. I don't understand why we ask them questions about life. They have no connection to real life and have no knowledge about things that they get asked about. Like I don't I don't get that at all. Like what is this person? Think about this. Do they know anything about it? No. Yeah, right.

John Shull 1:00:02

It's, or Yeah. Or if, you know, like, if this is the easiest thing to piggyback on but like the, you know, Israeli Israeli Hamas conflict, every actor actress that, you know, was Palestinian or Israeli got the same question. How do you feel? I you know, I don't know, I haven't I don't have any family over there. I've never lived over there. I'm just Israeli, you know, or whatever. Like, I mean, it's yeah, it's, it's this kind of ticks a box for me because it's everything man from politics to celebrities. It's like, no one's in tune with us, right? Like no one, it's, they're just so far removed because they live that life and that's fine. They deserve it. They're celebrities, whatever. But in terms of their opinions, they don't. They mean so much to everybody, but not to me. My number one is kind of along those lines or lines, but I went more specific. And I said, like social media influencers, mind, like specifically a kid named Jack door Doherty. I don't know if you've heard of him. Like he goes around basically trying to start fights with people. But he has these big ass security guards behind him. That, you know, he's I don't know if he's British, or whatever. He's just this little guy. And it's just like, like, that's what people want to see. Like, how did he ever get popular? I just don't. He's just the first thing that comes off the top of my head, but it's just it's like that. Like, how is how is that grounds to make you famous? I just don't get it. I

Nick VinZant 1:01:30

always felt very weird about any of those kinds of like influencers or things like that, where it's like a 29 year old who appeals to kids and nine to 12. Like, that's always weird to me. Like, why are you doing this? That's odd. I always felt that that was weird. My number one is coffee. I think it's disgusting. I have no interest in coffee whatsoever. It's gross. It's expensive. It seems like a thing that once you do it, you're in it for life. So I just have no interest in coffee or wine. Both of those are totally disgusting to me. I've

John Shull 1:02:05

actually I just gave off cup gave up coffee. And I had some pretty severe headaches, to be honest with you, but

Nick VinZant 1:02:14

oh, yeah, caffeine is a real thing, man. That's it. That's it. That's that's brutal. Yeah, I

John Shull 1:02:18

don't. Yeah, I don't.

Nick VinZant 1:02:19

Why don't you give up coffee? Shouldn't you give up Oh, things first,

John Shull 1:02:24

all part of the physical news I received, which I'm going to I'm going to tell you one snippet, which will make you laugh. So I got full panels done. And if you've ever had a physical you know what that means? I won't tell you but the doctor and she's our age. She's a woman doctor, and we're talking and she kind of made a joke about how and I don't know if this is right, but how white I was right how Caucasian I am. If you loosen, she's like, do you get out? Do you ever see the sun? I'm like, the sun hasn't been out in two fucking months here. So anyways, she does a vitamin D test on me. My levels for vitamin D. Like your eye, you're supposed to be between like, maybe let's say 50 and 100. I was at a four.

Nick VinZant 1:03:10

Oh, god. Yeah, I had like a problem.

John Shull 1:03:13

Yeah, I am in the like, it literally says extreme deficiency category. Like, yeah, so not only you know. Not only do I have a bunch of issues, but like I'm a translucent vampire who's also an alcoholic apparently. So there's that

Nick VinZant 1:03:32

man. You need to get more D in your life means it gets you a Sex Robot getting you some D in there. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe. Leave us a quick review doesn't have to be a big thing. Just a couple of quick words really helps us out and let us know what you think are some popular things that you just you just don't have any interest in doing

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Wild Ice Skater Luc Mehl

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, wild ice skating, and the best pops, or sodas, or soda pops, whatever you want to call it.

Luc Mehl 0:25

I mean, in the simplest terms, it's just this like, like childhood play, it's super easy. It's the scariest, it's certainly the highest consequence, the current of the water means that there are zones of thicker and thinner ice and you can't, you can't reliably read that from the surface. And then if you break through ice, and there's a current below you, that is just, that's a terrible formula. There's a great guideline here, it's called the 110. One. And that refers to one minute, 10 minutes, one hour than the first minute is, that's when you really need to get your breathing under control. I want

Nick VinZant 1:04

to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance to subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest has spent more than a decade chasing wild ice, everything from high altitude alpine lakes, two rivers and marshes. This is wild ice skater loop Mel, is wild ice skating fundamentally different than ice skating? Or is it really just ice skating outside?

Luc Mehl 1:44

It's kind of a dorky term. And I have I have a little like into internal battle about how much to use it or promote it. Because I mean, before there was wild ice skating, there was just ice skating. I mean, the what's really different is that in the rink, you're not skating over water, right? And so the outdoor ice there, I guess there is always a chance of breaking through the ice and getting wet.

Nick VinZant 2:10

What do you like about it?

Luc Mehl 2:12

I mean, in the simplest terms, it's just this like, like, childhood play, it's super easy. You're gliding, you're changing direction. But it's not like running or jumping or playing basketball or something. And so just the the efficiency of the glide and the forgiveness. I think it's actually quite, it's, it's quite the right way to say I was gonna say it was easy to learn. It's not that it's easy to learn. But it's, it doesn't take long to get to be able to do the basic stuff to move around, like half an hour, anybody can get out there and half an hour and feel like okay, I'm skating, like those are all super rewarding aspects of it for me.

Nick VinZant 2:51

There is something about it, though, when I watch it, like even though it's kind of a simple thing. Like, it seems crazy. It seems totally crazy. What is it about it? Like? Why do you think that that is? Well,

Luc Mehl 3:03

I mean, like what part of our human evolution thought, okay, it'd be really smart to slide around on these sharp blades on hard material that can break under our feet, right? Like, that doesn't really serve human evolution at all. But it goes way back, like historically, you know, 1000s of years. I think. And I don't know if this is true, but when I was in high school physics, I still remember this where the teacher said, or the book, whatever said that the lowest friction setting you can find on Earth is a skim of water on ice. And so I think there's probably this just human you know, Neanderthal brain. It's just like, Whoa, this is cool. I'm traveling without friction. And that definitely feels true. For me the glide, we talk a lot about the glide. It's like I just I just went 30 feet on one stride, that it's so fun and novel.

Nick VinZant 3:59

Is it dangerous? Do you feel like it's a dangerous thing?

Luc Mehl 4:03

You know what? And I do pay attention to this because I teach I'm ice rescue instructor. What goes wrong most often is our impact injuries. So maybe breaking a wrist, landing on a knee or an elbow, hitting your head, that'd be pretty serious on ice. So that's what goes wrong. Most of the time, statistically, what people I think are more aware of and more worried about the perceived risk is of breaking through ice and going into the water and that is super scary. Statistically, it's not as big a deal.

Nick VinZant 4:41

How often would you say that like okay, has that happened to you before when you've been out doing it where you just crack through it?

Luc Mehl 4:47

It happens quite often when I am on on shallow water and I know the consequences going to my knees and not much past that. So like we will skate a bunch of marshes and swim I'm here and there. It's like, oh, no, I got my feet wet. You know, it's not a big deal. On deeper ice, I don't, I don't really mess with thin ice when it's deeper water. But so this season in particular and most aware of what's going on in in south central Alaska, I think that there were three or four people that broke through the ice in the early weeks of the skating season. And that feels like a lot to me. But there were a lot of people going out hundreds and hundreds. So again, statistically, I don't know how significant that is. And I don't think for any of those people that it was a scary experience.

Nick VinZant 5:36

It's usually not a I

Luc Mehl 5:38

just thought I better add to that, that we just we Eagle River, which is just outside of Anchorage, where I live, there was actually a fatality just last week where a woman went on river ice, and that's a different story. Because you've got current under the under the ice, it's a much scarier, higher risk environment. And a woman was swept under the ice just last week, she was out walking her dogs. So so there is there's real risk to it for sure. I shouldn't underplay that. Is

Nick VinZant 6:11

this something that not to not to kind of relate this back to what we did the event that we just talked about? But is this the kind of thing like, Look, if something happens to somebody, they're usually pushing it? Or they just got really unlucky? Or is this more of a thing that like, oh, this can happen to anybody at any time? I

Luc Mehl 6:29

think it's, it's rarely a surprise. I think the people that break through are thinking Oh, yep, you know, I know I'm pushing it, and, and those. So for the three or four people that I talked to you this year, they're all wearing safety gear, they've got ice picks, they might have a life vest on like, they kind of know they're pushing it. So it's not a big surprise within this community. I will say and I don't know how, how in the weeds you want to get with any of this. But early season iced, these, these breakthroughs that I'm describing, that's really different than late season ice. And the difference is that now the thickness is a pretty good proxy for strength. So if you go out there, and you know, there's four inches of ice, you're pretty much good to go as a skater. If I try that same thing, and March four inches of ice isn't necessarily strong enough to support my weight. And it's a question of, sort of the internal strength of the ice and ice can rot what from within, especially when it gets a bunch of solar radiation. But for example, in January of this year, I guess almost a whole year ago, in New Hampshire, there were three ice fishing fatalities in four days, something like that. And it was like eight inches of ice. That's shouldn't be enough ice. But it was enough ice for them to be driving ATVs and snow machines out. But then in the late afternoon with a bunch of solar radiation, that ice was rotten, and a few people broke through and drowned.

Nick VinZant 8:05

It might not make this a very good analogy, but I think it'll make enough sense, right? Like so it can be like four inches of solid ice, like concrete, or it can be like four inches of solid ice, kind of like Swiss cheese. Yeah,

Speaker 1 8:17

that's right. On. Yeah, if you just make those holes really small. That's a pretty good analogy. The what's going on is it's the, what rots first are the boundaries between nice crystals. And so if you could kind of put all the holes of that Swiss cheese model up the grant screen boundaries. And then once those boundaries are shot, the crystals can kind of slide or break past one another. That's the difference between the early ice and the late ice. All right, so

Nick VinZant 8:45

you need this much ice, like how many inches centimeters, whatever of ice do you need? Like, okay, you can do it at this much. You really should wait till this much.

Speaker 1 8:57

Yeah, you're gonna get different answers depending on who you ask. And if you ask the municipality, they're gonna give you a really big number, right? Because they want to err on the side of so for example, in Anchorage, I think they'll say you need five inches before you consider going out on ice skating, like at five inches, maybe the city puts a sign up that says or takes takes the sign down that says then ice. The physics of five inches is that that's a that can support a huge load. But the city wants to make sure that a group of kids can play hockey and maybe encounter a thin spot and still have enough ice. So there's that answer. And then for me personally with the the skating I do, and it's often in remote settings where there isn't anybody to help or anybody to tell you how to time how thick the ice is. The magic numbers for me are two inches and four inches. So that's is that five centimeters and 10 centimeters. At two inches. They'll support me and me I can, I can kind of get away with it, but I'm on high alert. And I test the ice strength as I go pretty frequently, four inches is like, just kind of like I can, I can relax a little bit, let the pressure off my shoulders, and it's like, Okay, sweet green light, we can, we can run with this, I'll go faster, I'll check less frequently. So those are the numbers that I keep track of two and four. And I check them throughout the outing.

Nick VinZant 10:26

When you look at kind of the ice, like say, like it was using a lake for an easy example, right? Like, well, you generally find like, if it's two inches on the shore, it's two inches in the middle, are you going to be like No, but it's going to be two inches here, and it's gonna be three feet here, it's gonna be half an inch here, or is it pretty like now when it's pretty uniform throughout whatever surface of body of water you're using.

Speaker 1 10:47

So the strategy is, you always want to know how strong the ice is under you. But it's unrealistic to check it every three feet, right? There are different ways to gauge the strength of ice, and we could talk about that. But the shortcut is to assume that any ice that looks the same that has the same kind of texture or surface is probably from the same age, same sort of crystallization event. And so if I test that ice on its edge, I will generally assume that it's the same throughout that body of ice. But then that body can be bound by different bodies. And there's usually visual cues that you've crossed into a different chunk of ice. And it can be that it can be a little step up, or a little step down where there was older ice that was thicker, and therefore more buoyant, and so it stands tall. Or it can be the color if there was snow on the surface, or even a wind texture. There, there are a lot of different ways to sort of get clued in that I've just crossed from one, one sort of, I'll treat it as uniform chunk of ice into another chunk of ice. So I stop and I check the thickness, the strength of that new body of ice. That makes sense.

Nick VinZant 12:09

Yeah, right. Like if it looks different. Check it again.

Speaker 1 12:12

Exactly. It's that simple. And it's easy to say that it's that simple. But then when you're flying out there, because you can move at 10 miles an hour. It does sometimes take some some just sort of have this like a personal contract to stop and then recheck the strength of the ice.

Nick VinZant 12:29

How do you check it you just stick a pole sharp pole down there is what I'm imagining. Exactly.

Speaker 1 12:35

So you we carry our ice probes, and they're made specifically for some of this outdoor ice skating, and you just smash it smash smash Smash, they've got these big steel tips, sharp steel tips. And with that, it's kind of like a personal calibration. But if I, if I smack at the ice twice, and I'm able to break through it. I know it's just enough to support my weight. But right on the edge. If I smashed through it three times, four times, five times before the pool pops all the way through, then I'm feeling pretty confident about the strength of the ice.

Nick VinZant 13:12

Now, is there any kind of advantage to skating thin ice, right? Like, are there certain people that would be like, Oh, but thin ice is the best ice.

Speaker 1 13:21

There are certainly a sub community of skaters that really seek out that thin ice thrill. A lot of those folks are wearing dry suits and different protective equipment because I think they know they're more likely to break through the main motivation to skin to to skate. Thin Ice is that that's generally black ice or the crystal clear ice so you get to see through it. And if there are cool textures on the on the lake bed, that can be really rewarding visually. There are also some fun sounds and then for the people that are sort of motivated by that sort of playing on the edge of the their risk envelope. Then, you know, you're always a little bit on edge like oh, I just pulled off something and, and so so that does appeal to a number of skaters. And then there are a number that don't mess with it. They wait for that sort of four inches. They wait to see that somebody else has already gone out their thing.

Nick VinZant 14:20

But now the see how long is the season, right? Because how does the snow not just cover up the ice on the lake? It

Speaker 1 14:27

depends where you go. But, for example, in Alaska, it's pretty typical that we'll have a sort of a first freeze if it's cold and clear before the snow falls. And so that'll be the first window of skating. And then it is true that we'll get snow on on that ice. But if there's a thought and this happens more and more now with with climate change, if there's a bunch of range rain or if there's a bunch of warm temperatures, then that snow can can melt or partially melt and, and re resurface the lake and be skateable. Again, that type of snow we call White Ice, because it's usually got some of the trapped air that that was in the snow. Black ice is the stuff that's just perfectly clear, it grows down into the water. White Ice is ice that kind of grows up into the air, because it's, it's capturing snow and turning it into ice. But we'll get several of those pulses through the winter, even in the middle of January, if a big warm front moves through. The other thing that can happen is that the load of the snow on the ice can cause it can imagine just the ice getting bent down into the surface of the water. And that can cause water to come up through cracks and holes and then flood the ice. And then that will again cause like a new surface of White Ice,

Nick VinZant 16:02

would you say is there a difference between like, okay, skating on a lake versus a river versus a marsh?

Speaker 1 16:09

Yeah, there's there's big differences between those. What I like about Marsh skating is that the consequences feel less significant. If I break through, it's again, that sort of knee deep water. And that makes me feel like, Oh, sure, I'll try this, I'll skate some thinner ice than I would otherwise. It's also super fun and dynamic to carve around all of the marsh grasses, that can be a lot of fun. Skating lakes. That's where you I at least feel more confident about the uniformity of the ice. And I really liked the large lakes or we have a handful of, of canoe trail systems here. So it's like, you'd canoe it's a lake and then Portage to the next lake and then Portage to the next. And we've able to escape those. So you can you can do these loops and get on 14 different lakes in four hours, you know, covering 20 miles. So that style of skating is very fun. And then rivers is what I've done the least of because it's the scariest, it's certainly the highest consequence, the current of the water means that there are zones of thicker and thinner ice and you can't, you can't reliably read that from the surface. And so it's much more likely that you would accidentally find that ice. And then if you break through ice and there's a current below you that is just That's a terrible formula.

Nick VinZant 17:33

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Yeah, you bet. What's your favorite place to do this at?

Speaker 1 17:41

Well, I'm completely biased about being in south central Alaska. And, and we, we don't get a particularly long season, but we get these really different environments, from marshes, to rivers, to glacial lakes, where you can kind of go up near icebergs to some of these big lakes that are like 1000 feet deep. So I'm totally biased about about doing it here in Alaska.

Nick VinZant 18:05

Is there any place that you would say like, that's kind of like every wild ice skater who really loves it wants to go here,

Speaker 1 18:13

that might be lake by call in Russia, because that's the lake that's that's most reliably skateable. In fact, they have I don't know if they still have, but they used to host races skating events there. I think it must just be like a true desert with very little precipitation. And the ice grows to be meters thick, like just ridiculously thick. And so you there you're out there with hovercrafts and teams and camps, mobile camps along the ice. So that's probably the most most recognized destination within the skating community for outdoor ice.

Nick VinZant 18:51

How popular is this? Is it going up going down staying the same?

Speaker 1 18:55

I think it's getting quite a bit more popular. And I think part of that is that with some of the changes with climate, we're getting longer skating windows. And I think the other part is that it's it's kind of a low barrier activity. Like if you already have skates or if you upgrade to new skates. That's, that's the main expense. The safety equipment is pretty affordable. And so I think there's a lot of a lot of families a lot of young adults that are sort of rediscovering skating. What is your best tip? This isn't a direct answer, but I feel like anybody that goes out on on good ice smooth ice and doesn't fall doesn't get injured is going to end that day thinking like that was awesome, and I want to do more of it. And so the best tip I think it's probably just to go try it and and I would not recommend going to some novel place within ice that nobody's been to Before as your first outing, like I'd go where people go, whether that's a city maintained or monitored lake or otherwise, bring a bring a thermos of hot chocolate and make a make an easy fun day out of it. But I think just that, that that sort of childhood ease of travel when you get to glide like that, I think everybody comes out of that feeling like that was a worthwhile use of their time.

Nick VinZant 20:24

And it's still a wind from my wife, but she always says like, people love to go, we like we like that, like when you're just like, Oh,

Speaker 1 20:33

it is completely that this, that's great. My wife and I have this too. And she'll go, we really log and then we'll reach a rest stop. And I'll just say we, you know, like, like, that's our little internal joke. So yeah, we're same boat for sure.

Nick VinZant 20:47

Um, are people starting to push it? Do you think that it's getting more popular that people are kind of starting to push it? Yeah,

Speaker 1 20:54

yep. And I think I'm one of those people. We've done some remote trips. And I've, I've come back mostly like years later, once I got more formal in my in my training with ice rescue and understanding what can go wrong. And looking back and being like, Whoa, I can't believe I did that. Generally, we can't believe I did that without testing the ISO strength as we went or without carrying the right safety equipment or without having practiced some of the rescue scenarios. But for sure, I think like any sport, there are, there's a psych a bell curve, right. And there's that top 10% of the enthusiast are going to be pushing what's possible and trying to redefine what's possible. These are like the, the free solo climbers in the rock climbing world. And for ice, those are probably the people that are playing on thin ice and remote ice. And that's probably going to go really well for a lot of people, and then it's probably going to bite a few people in the butt.

Nick VinZant 21:54

Is it Ultimately though, when you kind of look at the danger factor of it? Is it just coming down to like, look, it's not so much that you're doing it in this place. It's that you're doing it on this thin ice, right? Like if throwing out a dramatic example, you find a lake at the top of Mount Everest, right? Like is that? Is it crazy? Or not crazy? But is it dangerous? Because of the remoteness? Or is it dangerous? Like no, you're just that ice isn't good enough to do that?

Speaker 1 22:21

Yeah, that's another great question. It's It's like our this is, again, sort of in the weeds. But one framework to talk about risk assessment is is and this is largely coming from the the natural disaster community like landslides, earthquakes, is to think about risk in terms of the hazard, the exposure and the vulnerability. So the hazard is a thing that can go wrong. Like, it's something we don't have any control over. And that would be like the strength of the ice being on thin ice could also be cold air, cold water, that blowing air like all of these environmental factors that we don't control. The exposure is what's exposed to that hazard. And that's often a decision for us, like I am choosing to skate this lake on the top of these Himalayan peaks or at Mount Everest, whatever, yeah, whatever. Yeah. And then the vulnerability is like, how bad is the damage going to be if things do go wrong, if I'm exposed to this hazard, like, what's going to happen if I do break through this ice, and that vulnerability, we have a lot of control over. So if I go through the ice wearing a dry suit, and a life vest, and with these pics already in my hands, it's not that big of a deal, it's actually kind of fun. If I go through the ice as a, as a three year old kid, and my parent is 200 feet away, that's a big deal. Right? So the vulnerability depends on on your experience, your training your equipment, so that all those three things together exposure, vulnerability hazards, those all kind of overlap to, to define that overall risk. And, and so it's this balance of where are you doing it? What's your experience? What equipment are you using? And then how good are your communication skills with your team? You know, somebody recognized and is I'm not say it, or to somebody is somebody in our group really pushing and not checking in with the group because of their own personal objectives? Like all of those things come into play.

Nick VinZant 24:29

So looking at this, like, where is this? Why does that ice look like that? That kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 24:37

So this is rabbit Lake. This is a five mile four and a half mile hike from Anchorage. And this was from late October, which was the earliest I'd ever skated. But we just had these unusual, cold and clear conditions unusual for October that allowed this ice to form quickly. and cleanly so there's, there's very little trapped air in it. And this setting which is up in the alpine up above tree line, that means you can tell there's no soil there. There's no trees on the edges, like dropping pollen into the lake. So it's just a very pristine lake bed and ice.

Nick VinZant 25:18

Now, how thick would the ice there be?

Unknown Speaker 25:21

What's your guess?

Nick VinZant 25:22

Three inches?

Speaker 1 25:24

Yeah, right, right on three to four inches. Yep, spot on. So we go to a lake like this. And, and I and I escaped the whole perimeter. Because if we go back to, or say go back, but we skate the whole perimeter, because that sort of if something goes wrong, it close to the edge. Right, you can get out of the water. And I test the strength of the ice along the entire perimeter of the lake. And then I got some confidence, like it's all three to four inches, let's start moving towards the center, and playing around with where these rocks were.

Nick VinZant 25:57

Now how, okay, on a scale of like, one to 10? How rare is this kind of an occurrence, right? Like you're gonna get this happens every year like, man, I've never seen that before,

Speaker 1 26:08

to the combination in this video of being able to visit alpine lakes, and then have such good ice, that this is the first time I've ever been able to do it after 1213 years of of pursuing this stuff pretty pretty actively. So I think this was very rare. In my experience, we'll get just good ice, other other years, other times of the year. But the combination of this Alpine setting with that ice with the lake bed that was unique here.

Nick VinZant 26:40

So that's a river then I'm assuming, right? Yeah, this is a

Speaker 1 26:43

very low flow River, which you can maybe get a sense of because of the meanders. And so this is one where I'm a little like every one of those dark bands that we skate over. It's like, is that going to be thin ice. And so initially, we were testing the thickness quite frequently. And then we start getting confident that it's well behaved ice, and then kind of opened the gates and started moving a bit faster. That

Nick VinZant 27:09

really kind of shows like the difference you were talking about. And like, Okay, well, there's a change in the ice. Yeah, like there I can see like, okay, that, and it does look like Oh, that's pretty dramatic, right? It's not like, is this light blue or light baby blue, right? It's like, oh, that's blue. And that's red kind of thing.

Speaker 1 27:27

Yep. And that's, that's, I think that's pretty, pretty typical. I, you know, if it's, if it's a color shade like that, it's usually pretty obvious, or there are some settings that have these little frost flowers, and you can get like different flower density. These are the crystals that grow on the ice. But that's a really cool way to see different bodies of ice as well. There's all these really cool visual indicators. And

Nick VinZant 27:54

this is, that's a marsh right? Oh, that's all over the place.

Speaker 1 27:59

Yeah, so this is a against some, some low volume, low current creeks, and then a bunch of swampy marshy lands. This is an environment favored by muskrat. So we'll see a bunch of little muskrat mounds throughout the day.

Nick VinZant 28:20

Do you feel like you have to be in really good shape to do it for a long time? Or is this kind of like, man, it's pretty easy, honestly. Gosh, it's

Speaker 1 28:27

pretty easy. I will say that. If I do a long day on my hockey skates, I definitely feel that in my legs. And then if I do that same long day, and my Nordic skates, that's what we're wearing in this video. They're so efficient, the Nordic skates that, that I don't get nearly as much fatigue.

Nick VinZant 28:47

Okay, so this is a rescue kind of walk me walk me through it a little bit. So

Speaker 1 28:52

this is one of the ice rescue training courses that I taught earlier this winter. And I I only teach these on thin ice. When I took my formal training, we had something like 18 inches of ice and the the team prepped it by cutting out a huge hole nice but but getting out of ice was kind of like getting out of a swimming pool. It didn't. There wasn't much to it. And I that's a very unrealistic experience. And so my philosophy and all of my outdoor education work I do is I want the training to be as realistic as possible. And so we went out to this lake, I had scoped it out ahead of time and I knew that it was just barely thick enough to support a person's weight. And so we go out and I have this progression of of exercises that people work through to get comfortable pulling themselves out of the water. They're wearing dry suits, and life vests in these clips, but then the final iteration of the courses is the option to go in just in their street clothes just in their skating. Close. And so most people choose to do that because we're close to the cars close to home. But that is a very different experience going in without all the extra flotation, your face goes under the water. There's a little bit of a panic even for me doing this professionally and having practiced it a bunch, like when I when I do that, as part of this training, I have that same panic attack was just like, What the heck, you know, I didn't? It just makes sense why people panic and why that causes so much problems when people break through the ice.

Nick VinZant 30:31

Now, in that one, why is she covering her mouth? Is that like a training part of it is that oh, that she just happened to do that?

Speaker 1 30:38

No, that's training. And it's a great good observation. What she's trying to avoid, there is this gasp reflex and your previous episode with the with the cold weather expert. Talked about this as well, like we have this, this, this reflex as mammals. And, and I can't explain it as well as is your PhD. But I think of it as like, the human brain is like something's about to go wrong here. And I want to get as much oxygen in my lungs as possible, and lock it off. And that's a great response. Unless your water Your mouth is at the water line or below. And then you can pull in a bunch of water and have trouble breathing. And so the the technique to avoid that is just to try to build muscle memory that you automatically put a hand over your mouth, when you realize you're about to break through the ice.

Nick VinZant 31:36

I think if I can kind of paraphrase what he said really quick is like basically our body is just conditioned that if we get really cold really quickly, we take a huge breath of air and in the water, you can fill it up with water, and then you drown and die, which is a problem. You know, when you look at that now if you but if somebody was by themselves, right? In ice, that's, you know, not I can put my feet on the ground? Can you get out of that? Or is it like? Is it easy? If you're on the side? Could you pull yourself out with your hands? Or do you have to have like equipment or somebody with you to get you out of there? It's

Speaker 1 32:14

pretty easy to gosh, I mean, I shouldn't even say that pretty easy. What I will say is that if you carry the ice picks, and this is like the $10 investment, I mean, there's no reason not to have ice picks, we wear them around our necks, you can see him in these videos. With ice picks, that's what provides the traction to claw your way out of the ice. Then that makes it much easier to get yourself out of the ice. With enough practice, you can do it without the ice picks. But at that point, it's kind of like a party trick. Like why would you? Why would you do without the Yeah, like everybody should have the ice picks. They're cheap, they're easy, they're intuitive. So for me personally, with the practice that I've done, I'm not that worried about breaking through the ice, even if I'm on my own in the middle of nowhere, because I've gone through the motions, I know what to expect. And I know how to how to get myself out. Yeah. And then we also, we also carry a rope in case somebody does have trouble getting out. There's a great, there's a great guideline here, it's called the 110 one. And that refers to one minute, 10 minutes, one hour than the first minute is, that's when you really need to get your breathing under control. So if you got some air in your, if you got some water in your lungs, when you broke through, or if you just panicked, you have a minute, you can take a minute to chill out, like just get on your back and breathe. That's what matters the most. And then you have about 10 minutes where you can use your muscles where you can functionally tread water. You can grip strength to hold on to the ice picks, or to grab a rope if somebody's throwing you a rope. And then you have maybe an hour ish before you might get hypothermia. And there are some this is tied in most of the ice rescue trainings across the world I assume. And it's a great guideline and it really just just more than anything there to emphasize. The first thing to do is to find a way to relax, just chill out have confidence, make a plan and then and then do it. And if you can get that far the rest is probably going to be just fine. Oh, that's pretty. This is Justin one of my one of the guys I started playing hockey with and he has a lot more skate control than I do is a lot of fun to chase him around.

Nick VinZant 34:43

That's that ice looks a lot different to me. Yeah,

Speaker 1 34:47

this was this was on Kenai Peninsula. So a couple hours south of Anchorage. And it was black ice. So it's that same really nice strong ice that grows down into the water. And then it's got some of these frost flowers on the surface. So this is basically like, crystallized do. That's crazy. It's so cool. And that's what I was mentioning that like, if you saw transition from from more or less frost flowers across a boundary, then you'd think, okay, that ice must be a different age. And that's where I would test it again with the probe. And that's what Pat is doing here. That's

Nick VinZant 35:29

pretty much all the questions that I got. Is there anything that you think that we missed? Or kind of I know, you teach some classes on wild ice skating and rescue, like, how can people find out more that kind of stuff?

Speaker 1 35:40

Yeah, good question. There, there aren't a lot of resources online. Most of the formal training is for is for rescue professionals and fire departments. That's the training that I went through. And a lot of it's not very relevant to recreational skaters. And so the courses I teach in Anchorage, I kind of cherry picked those aspects from the formal training and combine that to what I had learned with my own experience. But there aren't a lot of people doing that there are a few groups in Canada, teaching courses like that, I created an online course to sort of fill that gap for people that don't have access to in person training here in Alaska. But I think at the most fundamental level, it's like, if you go out to a lake, and there are a bunch of people that have already been out skating, it's probably a pretty, pretty safe destination for you to be skating on. The caveat there is that that changes in the spring when the when the ice starts to rock, like we talked about earlier. That was a that was a really long, sort of closing thought for you. But that's what comes to mind. Real

Nick VinZant 36:47

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John Shull 38:28

I mean, since I've had children zero, and I mean that,

Nick VinZant 38:33

I wouldn't say that maybe 50% of my life, maybe 50% of my life. I know what I'm doing.

John Shull 38:38

I mean, I guess I'm actually thinking about it. workwise Sure. Being a great husband. Yes. Being an excellent lover, definitely. But then you throw fucking kids in there and it all goes to hell. So maybe 50% For me maybe in

Nick VinZant 38:56

things that have an answer, like a definite solid answer. I think I got that pretty figured out like 70 to 75% the problem I think is is that so much of life like you don't really know. Like, is this going to be the right job? Well, you don't know until you take it. By think so much of life you don't know the answer until it's already you've already made the decision.

John Shull 39:18

Also think that's the biggest. Like, that's the scariest thing to people is do you take that chance? I think I think people struggle with that more than you know are how many things are you good at is how many chances do you take in a day that could change things enormously that you don't?

Nick VinZant 39:37

Well? You mean like big things are like little things, obviously big things,

John Shull 39:41

but little things? I mean, what if what if you don't decide to go to the grocery store that day, and you just sit around and do nothing? You know what if you decide not to cut the lawn, then you get a ticket for not cutting your lawn. If you've gotten tickets for not cutting your lawn. Now I'm a maniac about it. I'll cut My lawn in the summer, twice a week sometimes.

Nick VinZant 40:02

So do you really have that much difficult of grass? Or do you just have a crappy mower that you haven't taken in and you need to have it serviced? Because there's no you cannot tell me that you need to cut your lawn twice a week. That's ridiculous.

John Shull 40:15

I mean, I can send you pictures this summer, if you really want we can keep a grass tracker or something. It's I mean, it gets gets long, it probably gets to be four or five, six inches long.

Nick VinZant 40:27

After a week, this is very suspect we're gonna have to put this conversation on hold until this summer when we can evaluate. But that's pretty suspect amount of time to cut in your lawn, to be honest with you. I think I'm pushing it every 10 days and like, Oh, that's a lot. And I live in Seattle. And then, like green is everything here.

John Shull 40:44

I live in Michigan, where? Right now we can't get sun to save our life. I think it's been, like 34 straight days without the sun. No wonder I look translucent right now. Listen,

Nick VinZant 40:58

I don't appreciate that. This is our first show of the year. And you've already brought weather into it. I'd like a formal apology.

John Shull 41:08

I apologize for bringing weather into our first episode of 2024.

Nick VinZant 41:13

Ah, you brought cutting your lawn in. Did you age 40 years in the last week?

John Shull 41:20

Sometimes I wonder I I used to be you know, I was sitting there last, you know, during the New Year's Eve, on New Year's Eve, they could have myself. I'm fine. Sitting right here, dozing off at 10 o'clock. I don't need to be out there at a party or with other people. It's weird

Nick VinZant 41:42

how life changes. Like now if people invited me and like now I just have a lot of responsibility in this time of your life. Right? Like I think if you're out there partying and going out and doing all those kinds of things in your 30s and 40s. You aren't really taking care of whatever you're supposed to be taking care of. You're not really handling your responsibilities. Like no, you shouldn't be tired and worn out and just want to go to bed.

John Shull 42:11

It's like a one beer and I'm more of like I'm falling asleep with a beer in my hand. So that's that's where I am with my life.

Nick VinZant 42:17

I watched bluey. I loved it. Ah,

John Shull 42:20

I love blue. Okay, are you kidding me?

Nick VinZant 42:22

I love blue. All right. We're not getting in this conversation about bluey mowing lawns and the weather.

John Shull 42:27

You brought to be fair, you brought bluey up, but I'm not going to ask for an apology because it's a great show.

Nick VinZant 42:35

Okay, you ready? The first

John Shull 42:37

shot outs of the new year? Oh,

Nick VinZant 42:38

yeah. Let's see, you're supposed to do something you did you do it?

John Shull 42:42

No, I did not do it. Okay,

Nick VinZant 42:45

completely started turning 24 off, right? You were supposed to, like rhyme it or find only people with movie names or some kind of theme and you just dropped the ball entirely.

John Shull 42:55

I completely forgot. So you just set it. So hey, you're right. Starting? I mean, starting 2024 of the way,

Nick VinZant 43:02

the same way we Okay. All right. We are going

John Shull 43:05

we are going into year six. You think I could get my shit together? By now?

Nick VinZant 43:11

Oh, no, I know that if I asked you to make any kind of change, it's going to be anywhere between three to six months before you finally do it. Oh, I did a poll. Now that I think about it. I did a poll.

John Shull 43:21

Can we just get this out of the way? Good? No,

Nick VinZant 43:24

because this is what we were talking about. So I asked the audience how much of your life do you feel like you know what you're doing? 42% said 25% or less 32% said 25 to 50 18% said 50 to 75. And only 8% said 75% or more? I would be willing to bet that 78% That said 75% or more is probably the section of the audience that knows the least. Right? Like if you think you know something. That's what's weird about life, the more you know, the more you realize you don't know what's going on. It's probably why stupid people are so sure of themselves in the internet comments.

John Shull 44:01

Well, all right. So listen, this is gonna be the last episode of The bangers. Because I got I got I got a surprise. I don't know if it's a game. I don't know how you describe it. But next next episode. Okay, we're gonna get you. I'm gonna get you so, okay. I'd say that's the only that's the only way I'm gonna tease it. But

Nick VinZant 44:22

do you actually, do you actually mean the next episode? Or do you mean like six months from now? Next

John Shull 44:27

episode this. This has been something I've seen because I've, you know, I used to do fun facts. And then I used to, I used to, you know, do some questions and then we went to bangers so I was like, what are the people want? What, you know, what do they want? What do they want to see or have Nick VinZant Say to them? So, okay, so you know, we'll, we'll see. We'll see what happens.

Nick VinZant 44:51

All right, target date, march 2027.

John Shull 44:54

If you're if if your blood type was to come back a certain kind of food. What do you think? It would be soda

Nick VinZant 45:00

and chicken tenders. I think that's what what would yours come back as

John Shull 45:10

it would just be a black line just dead now probably like beef jerky, like the sausage, bacon beef jerky, like those things.

Nick VinZant 45:23

God, that would be amazing if your blood type was just the food that you ate the most.

John Shull 45:27

I know it's alright, so this one is more of a theoretical question for you. But which out of these two bones say you were to break them? Do you think say you were in the middle of a jungle and you broke one of these bones? And you had to obviously get to safety or find somebody for help? Which one of these do you think you could break and do that successfully? your back or your femur, which is the largest bone in your body?

Nick VinZant 45:55

I think that breaking your femur can kill you. Because if you broke your femur, you probably really did something else. Like you could maybe just break your back like a hairline fracture and kind of be okay. But I think that if you break that femur, that's like harder than concrete, like you just did something. That's probably the least of your problems. Me if you break that,

John Shull 46:20

and per usual throwing, throwing realism into the questions is not what I was planning on you doing. But you asked me

Nick VinZant 46:28

a question. Why would you not want what I really thought like, what do you want me to say? Okay, what would be the answer that I could give you that would make you happy?

John Shull 46:35

I gotta try to do my Nick VinZant accent. Oh, God. Well, I

Nick VinZant 46:39

want to hear you do an impression of me.

John Shull 46:41

I didn't actually have one. I was just gonna say, Oh, my fever.

Nick VinZant 46:48

Yeah, dude, I wouldn't want to break my femur you get really hurt. Like you probably did something else. Right? Like it very. And if you break your back, I think that that problem is gonna solve itself. Anyway.

John Shull 46:56

How many bones you break you back in your day? Four. And we're gonna count fingers as one so you can't say like you broke three fingers. Three different

Nick VinZant 47:10

leg. Like twice. Leg once. Skull once. And twice.

John Shull 47:21

You broke your skull. How?

Nick VinZant 47:23

I mean? Yeah, cracked it open.

John Shull 47:24

Well, that says a lot. Okay. 30 seconds. How when? How old were you? How do you do it? I

Nick VinZant 47:32

was eight years old. I had my head down to see how fast I could ride my bike and rode it headfirst into a parked car. Says it's incredible that a human being could survive that if you think about that.

John Shull 47:47

Yeah, I mean, you might not survive it now. But back then. Oh, no.

Nick VinZant 47:51

Good. No, I mean, you can't really well, you can't see it a little bit. There's a massive scar goes all the way across my head. Oh, I think it was like 72 stitches on the inside and 72 on the outside. So that's about 144 stitches.

John Shull 48:06

Wow. For an eight year old and especially a tiny one like you were it's a lot of stitches.

Nick VinZant 48:12

Oh, I was in I was like yeah, like it was life threatening injury. Thanks for bringing up childhood trauma.

John Shull 48:17

No, I feel kind of bad even asking. Okay, well, let's just move on to Oh,

Nick VinZant 48:24

okay. All right. You will make fun of my dead mom. Won't make fun of my mom now.

John Shull 48:28

We're not starting off 2020 for them, but the dead mom conversation. Love your mom. She's a great lady. All right. Rip alright. Don't Don't don't make it seem like he

Nick VinZant 48:39

should have just bailed on it when you when you messed it up.

John Shull 48:44

Fucking See, that's what that's one of those moments. Where

Nick VinZant 48:48

are you digging back into you're digging back into it. You had to come back around, thought I

John Shull 48:53

was in control. And then in the blink of an eye was out of control. So people who say they, they think they have 75% of their life and controller are wrong. So Well, I 100%

Nick VinZant 49:04

agree. I think 25 to 50. Anybody says more than anybody says higher than 50%. You better watch out for that person.

John Shull 49:13

Putting on some kind of list or something.

Nick VinZant 49:14

Exactly. blacklisted. All

John Shull 49:17

right. Best drunk food. And I'm not talking about you know, you've had a couple of drinks. And you know, you're kind of hungry. I'm talking about like, you're completely sloshed. And this is this food will just put you into ecstasy. You may fall asleep with it on your chest and you wake up in the morning in the same position. So I have nachos, pizza or tacos.

Nick VinZant 49:42

I would say it's very close between nachos and tacos or nachos and pizza. I would say it's very close between nachos and pizza, but I would give pizza the ultimate edge. I think pizza is probably the best junk food.

John Shull 49:54

See I it's tough because I've gone the pizza route. I've also gone the taco route If I put nachos as three pizzas, two tacos as one, I

Nick VinZant 50:05

don't see how that you can possibly put nachos ahead behind tacos. Because nachos and tacos are kind of the same thing if you think about it. Yeah to

John Shull 50:14

sir. I mean to a certain degree but tacos. You tell me. I mean, you go to Del Taco or Taco Bell or one of those fast food restaurants like that. And you're getting a, you know, a wrapped taco that just doesn't, you know, tickle your fancy.

Nick VinZant 50:28

No, I'd rather have nachos me. Well, you know, I'm going to eat tacos, but I'd rather have nachos any day of the week. Or like

John Shull 50:35

when we were younger and used to party and you would wait in line for that stupid taco truck or whatever it was burger truck. I

Nick VinZant 50:41

was the that was still the best. That was still the best. That's still one of the best burgers I've ever had in my life. But I never had it sober. Can you think of what's what's the best food that you've ever had in your life? Like, what would you say is the best single instance of food that you've ever had in my in your life? Oh,

John Shull 50:59

I mean, it was a flaming yawn. Steak from from a local steakhouse here. I mean, by far, it

Nick VinZant 51:06

was such a snob. What I

John Shull 51:10

mean, you asked ever, I mean that thing. Just give me a second. What's yours? I'm just gonna sit here and think about it for a minute.

Nick VinZant 51:18

Mine was actually I don't remember the name of the place. I don't remember what I got. And I don't even remember really where it was. But I was on vacation in like, someplace in Oregon. And there was an Indian taco truck or an Indian truck, like an Indian food truck. And I got something that was the best thing I've ever had in my life. And I would it's a five hour drive from where I've lived, where I live now. And I thought about making that five hour drive to go get it again.

John Shull 51:48

Well, I think we need to put this on record. If if I ever come out to Seattle, we make that five hour trip. Oh, we would do it in a heartbeat. Listen, is it time? Is it time? I

Nick VinZant 51:59

was wondering if you were going to remember that it's the first of the month.

John Shull 52:04

I mean, I fail on everything else on this podcast except for one thing. And that is this right here.

Nick VinZant 52:11

Okay, well, with that build up. It's time the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again, candle of the month

Okay, one more time.

John Shull 52:33

Well, thanks for that intro. It's gonna be a simple one actually. I usually go a little different. But winter night stars is the candle the money wounds from the Yankee Candle Company, it's actually on sale as of this recording. So probably on sale throughout the early stages of January and get it for $15. Once again, as most of my candles that I've showcased here over the last couple of years, you can get a multiple different kinds of wicks, in terms of numbers styles, you can get them different sizes, burned times gonna run you know, normal 30 to 180 hours depending on the size and the number of books you get. But it's amazing friend of mine actually because believe it or not people locally who listen to this that know me who were are a guest every time they find out on the candle kind of sewer. So actually somebody that knows me personally gave me this candle back. I don't know, August, September, it was near my birthday. And I lit it up probably sometime in early December. And I mean it went it lasted a weekend. But it's amazing. So you're gonna get obviously to winter night stars is the title. You're gonna get a very, like piney. Almost like ginger rally, or ginger soda smell. But it's I don't even know how to describe it. It's like you're in the middle of a of the Appalachians in January. With clear air, blue skies and just trees all around. It's amazing.

Nick VinZant 54:17

That was the that was probably the best description that you've given for candle of the month watch that was a good description right like you took me there before you were kind of just name and smells and things like that but now you set the setting for it. Well set the setting that's a start for 2024 like I

John Shull 54:35

said if if it's not you know if it's not me failing at everything else in the first episode, I had to make sure I nail that down. So what

Nick VinZant 54:44

though but okay, now what amount of burn time are you going to look at and be like, Oh, that's just not enough burn time for that candle.

John Shull 54:52

I mean, well, I mean, I usually stay away from the they're called trial mo I don't mean to say this. Like you don't know what they're called trial size. Look The smaller ones, I don't know anything about candles, they usually go from, you know, six to 18 hours, like I feel to get the, I kind of take the series actually, to get the full aroma from start to finish, you need to have to have a candle that has a good lifespan, which, you know, it's usually a couple of days worth of burning.

Nick VinZant 55:23

Do as a candle was like, Well, you have you found candles where you would start them off and you'd be like, Oh, that's good. And then it goes bad or vice versa. Like where do you think is the sweet spot of a candle?

John Shull 55:38

You I mean, when you first light it? I mean, obviously you get everything on the top. And then it Sue's out. And then you'd be like, you know, a day later. What's the smell? Oh, it's the middle part of the candle. And then the middle part is probably the sweet spot.

Nick VinZant 55:55

Okay, okay. God is just this is it fascinating to me that you know this much about candles?

John Shull 56:02

I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't.

Nick VinZant 56:05

Okay, are you ready for our top five?

John Shull 56:08

I am. I think it's going to be a controversial one. But we'll see where we're where we land here.

Nick VinZant 56:14

Okay, so our top five is top five pops. Or sodas. Top five sodas or pops or soda pop. However you want to phrase this. What's your number five.

John Shull 56:24

I stay I stayed pretty. Pretty generic. But But anyways, we'll see where how this goes. My number five. I'm gonna go with ginger ale.

Nick VinZant 56:33

be hard for me to put ginger ale that high. be hard for me to put ginger ale that high because I would never just drink like, Oh, I'll have a ginger ale. I might mix it with something. I would never just be like, You know what, give me a ginger ale. Because I'm not 95 years old. You want to sanka some fresco with that.

John Shull 56:54

It's good. It's delicious. I I think I think people are gonna think that it's an obscure top five out of everything that's out there. But I'm okay. I'm fine with it. Probably the only choice on my list to where I'm like, You know what? It deserves bottom, my top five for sure.

Nick VinZant 57:12

Okay, I wouldn't put ginger ale in my top 10 I can't think of a single back I'll have some ginger ale by itself. It's a hard pass. My number five is Mountain Dew code red.

John Shull 57:24

Okay, I actually think out of all the Mountain Dew, which I'll get to get to a little bit later. I think that's the worst variant other than the blue one that just came out electric shock or whatever. I think Code Red is the worst variant of Mountain Dew.

Nick VinZant 57:42

I think that there was some times in college in which I would have four or five Mountain Dew code reds just back to back to back. Mountain Dew code red dominated my college years.

John Shull 57:53

Like I said, I'll get to all Mountain Dew and a little a little bit here.

Nick VinZant 57:59

Okay, yeah, it's

John Shull 58:00

number four is root beer.

Nick VinZant 58:04

That's my number four is root beer. I love root beer. I think Luke Root Beer is very underrated.

John Shull 58:10

It is I still don't really know what Root Beer is, or what's in it, or what it really actually tastes like. But it's delicious.

Nick VinZant 58:20

Now, do you have a brand but that you do have a preference or as root beer root beer? To me Root Beer is kind of just root beer like it's all the same? Pretty much.

John Shull 58:30

Yeah, I mean, obviously, we could name the major brands. I don't really know. I mean, I don't have an I had a lot of the operands. But so yeah, root beers just root beer. I

Nick VinZant 58:41

guess I would go a and w if somebody asked me like, well, what kind of root beer would you ultimately want? Well, like a and W Root Beer, I think. But I have no idea what Root Beer is either.

John Shull 58:51

I have no idea. But you're not a gardener. Okay, well, I'm

Nick VinZant 58:55

not even gonna look it up. I don't really want to know. What's your number three.

John Shull 58:59

So my number three and it's kind of a cheap way out of this. But I have coke slash Pepsi as my number three.

Nick VinZant 59:08

Okay. That's right. I can

John Shull 59:11

understand that. Like because I that. I know the difference like to me, I'm a Pepsi guy, right? But I don't mind coke. So it's, you know, Pepsi is a little more sugary, a little more bitey cokes a little more smoother to me. But people have told me it's the other way around. So maybe it's just the way that one perceives Coke versus Pepsi. I have no idea

Nick VinZant 59:32

but I'm a Pepsi man myself. I'm a Pepsi man myself, but I'll drink Coke. I don't have a problem with it. My number three is pineapple Fanta. If you can get your hands on some pineapple Fanta which is difficult to get your hands on. It's an incredible pop. It looks like something that came out of your body after you haven't had water in a week. But it's an incredible pop. It's It's amazing. It's great. Pineapple Fanta I've

John Shull 1:00:00

never had Fanta, like any kind that I can remember at least. So I guess I'll take your word for it.

Nick VinZant 1:00:09

It's great. It's a way to get fruit and pop at the same time.

John Shull 1:00:13

It's such that's such a, like a wrong thing to say but we'll leave that one there. My number two is the only kind of like specific that I have. And it's Cherry Pepsi Wild Cherry Pepsi.

Nick VinZant 1:00:31

My number two is also Wild Cherry Pepsi except mine is specifically diet Wild Cherry Pepsi because give me all the chemicals. Just the camera

John Shull 1:00:40

here, or do we have to have the same top five?

Nick VinZant 1:00:44

Because dude, we're bad. We're best buddies. We're starting out. 20 we're starting out 2024 As the same person,

Unknown Speaker 1:00:54

mic

Nick VinZant 1:00:58

that are number one is the same too. I bet her number one is the same too. Because No, I know. Okay, what's, what's your number one?

John Shull 1:01:06

My number one is Mountain Dew.

Nick VinZant 1:01:10

Can you tell the story real quick about how you had to have liver problems because of your Diet Mountain Dew addiction?

John Shull 1:01:17

Well, quick story, my liver Well, I had liver issues from drinking other things. But I basically started a lifelong problem with kidney stones. Because in college, I don't know man, when you said you would drink for back to back. I probably drink 12 and a day maybe. And that's saying it lightly. Because they used to sell the one liter maybe they still do I don't drink it anymore, obviously because I would have kidney stone every month. They used to sell the liter bottles, the one liter bottles and you could open them and so it wasn't like a two liter bottle wouldn't go flat if you didn't drink it fast enough. So I probably I probably go to the gas station on my way to the gym, oddly enough. Pick one up before the lift and then on my way back I'd pick up maybe 10 or 11 for the rest of the day.

Nick VinZant 1:02:15

Oh my like diet.

John Shull 1:02:18

No, they were there. They were straight. They were straight Mountain Dews.

Nick VinZant 1:02:23

I remember drinking 12 Mountain Dews a day.

John Shull 1:02:28

Yeah, so Anyways, long story short, I ended up getting a kidney stone going to the hospital, obviously. And the doctor came back and was like, yeah, pretty sure it's gonna be because of all the mountain Do you drink and now I can't drink it. If I if I even have a Diet Mountain Dew my stomach starts to hurt. I don't know. Obviously that's not kidney stones. But I just think my body is like leave us the fuck alone.

Nick VinZant 1:02:54

Dude, I think that you may have some compulsive behavior issues, right. Like you're mowing your lawn twice a week. You drink 12 Mountain Dews. That's insane to me.

John Shull 1:03:06

So

Nick VinZant 1:03:07

I mean, 144 ounces of Mountain Dew a day. That's to Julie yours, dude.

John Shull 1:03:14

I mean, we were pumping. I mean, we were pumping. I mean, a lot of water back then, too. So when I was paying so much and then you get to the night and then you drink, you know, liquor and beer, and I have no idea how I don't weigh 500 pounds. I'm getting there. But I don't know how I don't weight yet.

Nick VinZant 1:03:32

Dude, if you had 12 of those that's talking that's probably like 1200 At least 1200 to $1,500 1500 calories a day in soda. Oh my God. You are not a healthy man.

John Shull 1:03:48

I mean, once again, I don't want people to sit and think like I did that for years. But I can confidently on record say I know I did that for probably a month and a half.

Nick VinZant 1:04:00

Yeah, yeah, it's really good that you stopped I don't think you would have made it much longer. Imagine just drinking yourself to death off Mountain Dew like how would you do it Mountain Dew?

John Shull 1:04:09

What? Like, who's this idiot? I mean, it's delicious, I guess but what's your number one

Nick VinZant 1:04:19

Diet Dr. Pepper? I think Diet Dr. Pepper is the best overall soda. It's the only one that I would actually say is kind of thirst quenching. Like oh a quench my thirst.

John Shull 1:04:31

What there's there's many things that bothered me about what you just said. But one of them was before I said my number one you indicated that you and I may have the same number one

Nick VinZant 1:04:44

oh yeah, I forgot briefly about your Mountain Dew addiction.

John Shull 1:04:48

Whether Mountain View was my number one or not? Dr. Diet pepper would not be in my top 40

Nick VinZant 1:04:56

Yeah, dude, Dr. Pepper is good. That's the best one bag if you can actually get your hands on the Dr Pepper zero, that kind that they made because people are like dogs. Ooh. Oh, right, like that person that somebody makes fun of you for drinking diet soda. You know exactly what that person looks like. Oh, what's your honorable mention for your internet craps out?

John Shull 1:05:19

Orange Crush, Cherry Coke. You can tell them a big cherry fan. I also I don't know why I put this on there probably just to have another citrus pop. But Sprite. Even though I'm not

Nick VinZant 1:05:34

all like Sprite. I like Sprite I can put Sprite. I'm not gonna put it I can get it as high as number seven.

John Shull 1:05:41

And then surge. I put rumor surge from back in the day. No. Mellow, yellow. No,

Nick VinZant 1:05:48

I don't think I've ever had a Mellow Yellow.

John Shull 1:05:51

Oh man, and you lived in the real Midwest. Can

Nick VinZant 1:05:56

you think of pops? Famous pops that you've never had the ones that I can think of right off the top of my head or Mr. Pibb never had a Mr. PIP and I don't think I've ever had a Mellow Yellow.

John Shull 1:06:09

I just haven't had a lot of the ones in the last decade. So I mean, if there's a popular pop that's come out, or a variance, I probably haven't had it.

Nick VinZant 1:06:20

I don't think there's any kind of new pops. I can't think of a new pop. They're all kind of Pepsi or Coke or something like that. But I can't think of like the new brand that's changing the market changing the game.

John Shull 1:06:32

I think that's the thing you can't get into the market those two conglomerates will get you out of it before you even start it.

Nick VinZant 1:06:40

Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. Let us know what you think are some of the best pop slash slowed at sodas slash whatever that you think are out there. I cannot believe that that man drank 12 Mountain Dews a day. That's incredible. I don't think I have 12 Anything a day.

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It’s been touted as a way to boost your metabolism, reduce inflammation and improve your immune system. But does Cold Therapy really work? Dr. Francois Haman has been researching cold for more than 25 years. We talk the effects of cold on the human body, the positives and negatives of cold therapy and cryogenic freezing. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Worst Things About Christmas.

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Nick VinZant 0:11

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode cold and bad Christmases, so

Francois Haman 0:19

we're very good at dealing with this. In terms of cold, we're awful. We're probably some of the worst mammals, because the risks of going beyond two minutes are not worth it. And the damage that you're going to do to your tissues are not worth it. But there's that concept that you're never dead. Until you're worn and dead.

Nick VinZant 0:40

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest studies the cold, specifically, why cold affects us what we can do about it. And if cold therapy really works, this is cold researcher, Dr. Francoise um, on, what is it about cold in our body? Like why does cold have an effect on us? Well,

Francois Haman 1:21

that's an amazing question. Because when you when you look back at where we actually evolved, and where we come from, you realize that humans actually evolved in the African savanna. So we spend most over evolutionary time building these adaptations for heat for humidity, for dealing with high temperatures. So we're not really good in the cold, we're very good in tropical conditions, we're very good at dealing with heat, especially if we're in the shade. But as soon as we get into the cold, our vulnerability is tremendous. We have very little defenses, physiological defenses, and even biological defenses to be able to survive, and we have to rely on our minds. And we got to rely on our capacity to build shelters to build to make clothing to work together to get our basic needs.

Nick VinZant 2:08

What is it about the cold that does it to us, though, it's like what is happening kind of inside of our body that doesn't agree with the cold.

Francois Haman 2:17

So as soon as we get in the cold, we start losing heat very quickly to the environment. And our body's going to say we need to shut this down. Because if we keep losing heat to the environment, At that rate, our body temperature will start dropping. Humans are endothermic. So basically, we're made to survive at a specific body temperature, and it has to be constant. So 98 Fahrenheit or 37 degrees Celsius, we're trying to maintain our body temperature at that temperature in the cold, we lose a lot of heat, so we need to produce a lot of heat to compensate to avoid having our body temperature drop. So the first thing our body's going to do is as soon as you get into cold conditions, is going to shut off anything going to the periphery. So if your hands and feet and as you all know, when you work in cold places, your hands and feet become very cold, and wait before the rest of your body becomes cold. So this is very typical of the human response. And it just brings all the warm blood towards the core of the body and tries to keep the core at a constant temperature. But for humans, it takes a lot of energy to be able to do this and we're burning a lot of energy to be able to maintain that body temperature. When

Nick VinZant 3:26

would you say that our body starts doing that? Is there a temperature where our body says up? It's cold. Now,

Francois Haman 3:33

any temperature below 33 is the beginning of cold exposure,

Nick VinZant 3:38

I just looked it up 33 degrees Celsius is 90 degrees Fahrenheit. And I would consider 90 degrees Fahrenheit to be pretty hot. So we're essentially getting cold even in the middle of summer. Yes. Are we better than other animals that are adapting and dealing with the cold are we kind of No, we're kind of one of the worst.

Francois Haman 3:59

Definitely, we're very good at dealing with the heat, we got eccrine glands were able to sweat a lot from all over our body, which is a lot of a lot of animals are not able to do this. So we're very good at dealing with this. In terms of cold, we're awful. We're probably some of the worst mammals out there because our bodies are furless. And so that's a that's a big disadvantage. The other disadvantage is a lot of people put a lot of emphasis on fat as being an insulator for cold. In our case, we're not like marine mammals, marine mammals can actually isolate their their blood sugar or their fat from the environment. So having barely any blood flow going to the to the outside to the periphery, which means that we can regulate their temperature much better in the cold and we can for us our skin is a radiator no matter what. And we're always losing heat to the environment. We can have fat, the fat is going to modify your body shape and your body morphology. So the physics will be modified in the way you're losing heat to the environment. But we're we're still going to keep losing heat to the environment. so it doesn't provide that much of an advantage. So to put it on a scale in mammals, we're pretty awful.

Nick VinZant 5:05

You know, we start to get cold. And I would use the words technically, right? Because it's at 90 degrees. When that what temperatures? Will we kind of be like, Okay, now you're really in trouble. Like, you're not just uncomfortable. Now you're in trouble.

Francois Haman 5:19

It's not a difficult question to answer. But it's a very interesting question, because there's two ways of looking at it, I can tell you when you're troubled biologically, but there's also when you think that you're in trouble. And there's a bit of a distinction there. So I'll tell you biologically, biologically, you're in trouble if you keep losing heat, and you're not able to reward yourself. So there's two types of cold exposure, there's one type, which is compensable, which I could be shivering like crazy and producing a lot of heat, enough that my body temperature doesn't drop. So we call this compensable, it means that I'm losing heat to the environment, but I'm producing so much heat, that my core temperature doesn't change compensable cold exposure. But there's another type of cold exposure, that often happens in cold water, which is on compensable. And as soon as you get into cold water, you're losing heat so fast, that you're not able, you're not able to produce heat fast enough to compensate, which means that my body temperature just keeps dropping. So in cold water, you're always in trouble. Cold water, meaning below 18 degrees Celsius, again, is something we can probably look up in terms of Fahrenheit, but 18 degrees Celsius and below, you start losing heat very quickly to the water. And if you don't get out within an hour, an hour and a half, you're gonna become hypothermic in cold air, you could always compensate. So there's always ways of compensating but if ambient temperature becomes below freezing, then there's all kinds of risks that are added up. Some of these risks are going to be related to frostbite, your hand blood flow is going to drop your feet blood flow is going to drop and then your extremities become very at risk of any type of injury, any temperature is in between. It's also how you feel in that temperature, some people go into cold and they panic. And they're actually very scared of cold. And I've seen even in the lab, I've seen some people being terrified of being in cold temperatures, and thinking it was burning them and they weren't feeling good. And that's all mindset. And the more you expose yourself to these cold temperatures, the more your mind becomes used to it and you become more linked to the biology and late less linked to the psychology of dealing with cold. The reason why humans are like this, that they're fearful of cold is cold is a dangerous stimuli. And if you don't deal with cold and you don't make decisions, you could ultimately die or not be able to sustain your capacity to function and thrive, even feed yourself. So this is something where evolution made it in a way that we tend to be very concerned about cold. But you can also the train this where you can actually learn not to be that's what we do with the military, we actually train them to be able to face cold efficiently to be able to operate in cold temperatures.

Nick VinZant 8:08

18 degrees Celsius is 65 degrees Fahrenheit, just for a quick kind of refresher to the audience. That seems like man. So okay, this is a complete aside. But I've always wondered this, whenever you get in cold water, like why do we take that like? Like you start breathing like that, why is that

Francois Haman 8:27

there's a program in the UK, it's called that they've been trying to an intervention that they're trying to get everybody to understand is if you fall in cold water, you need to float first, extremely important. The reason if you don't float first, as soon as you hit that water, you will take a deep breath. And that's called Cold shock. And to cold shock response, it's a reflex. And if your head is underwater, you will drown. So the first thing more people have died of drowning in cold water, because of cold shock, they've actually died of hypothermia. So you need to float first. So essentially, there's their receptors right below the skin. And as soon as you hit that, that cold water, it will induce that, that the breath. And what again, you're gonna just take your full emulations about what liter of air coming in again, you get one liter of water in your lungs, you're done. So this is something it's just a reflex. And this is what again, we train coming back to the military. This is something we train because they do train to go into cold water. And we trained to actually not take that deep inhalation and actually to learn to exhale as soon as you hit the cold water. Because it's a way of regaining control.

Nick VinZant 9:38

I don't know if I'm going to be really be able to like kind of quantify this question very well, but I think it will make sense in the sense that like, Okay, if we do this kind of training, you mentioned you work with the military, if we do this kind of training to prepare ourselves for cold. Like how much better can we get at handling it? Would you say we get like you get a little bit better or Oh no, you can really, you can really change. Yeah,

Francois Haman 10:04

you can really change. So you can get even within one day get amazingly better if you learn how to do it. And what we do is we actually trained the soldiers to use breathwork. To regain control by understanding what's going on physiologically, understanding that reaction is normal, and knowing what to do with it, what you can learn then is how to almost embrace being in that cold, that cold water that cold does cold temperatures. And when you hit that cold water, you barely get any reaction because you regain control immediately. So this is very quick to train. And this training for cold shock can actually last even if you stop doing it can last for over a year.

Nick VinZant 10:49

What do I mean, when you talk about kind of training? Like, can you talk about what kind of techniques, things that people can do?

Francois Haman 10:57

So none of this is novel, it's been used for 1000s of years, and many cultures, and people have used cold water or any type of very intense stressor, to be able to learn to, to even meditate and be able to become in a zone that you keep control. And this is done mainly through breath work. It's done through even being self aware of the dangers that you're facing, and knowing that you can keep control even in these very harsh conditions. And so this is something where there could be many benefits in pushing your body outside of these limits, and showing that your body is able to respond in a very positive way.

Nick VinZant 11:43

Is this in any way, kind of like the old adage about exercise, right? Like my body starts telling me that I'm tired long before I'm actually really

Francois Haman 11:51

tired? Yes, it's exactly the same thing. When you look at the kind of training

Nick VinZant 11:56

is there any physiological changes that take place within people because of the training, or is it really just like, you just get used to it, like, it's just a mental thing. So

Francois Haman 12:08

muscles do change, when you expose muscle to cold, you're going to be shivering. And that's assuming it's kind of low grade exercise, and you will get some of the changes with cold exposure that you would get with low intensity exercise. And actually, some of the because cold is such a potent stimulator, a lot of these changes actually occurred much faster than what you could get during exercise and at much lower intensities. So cold has been known to actually improve even aerobic capacity and improve your your, your your muscles capacity to even deal with sugars with glucose. So these are some of the changes that that occur, another change that can occur. And again, this is something brand new. Basically, when I say brand new, I mean 2009, which might not be brand new for everyone. But for me, it's kind of brand new. Before 2009, we never talked about brown fat, and brown fat in adult humans was not even a conversation. So we said that anytime somebody would get into the cold, all the heat being produced was basically from shivering from the muscles being activated and shivering. So shivering is kind of very, it's not a synchronized movement of the muscles, it's just their muscles trying to produce heat. And that's the best way for humans to produce heat. But in 2009, there was three nominal papers that came out in New England Journal of Medicine that showed that adult humans have brown fat. So we knew that babies had brown fat, but we didn't know that adults actually retain that brown fat. So they found that brown adipose tissue and adult humans, and what we saw is when you call the climatized, some people increase their brown fat. So there's actually more and the brown fats role is just a furnace, all it does in the animal world is to produce heat. So it's not made to produce energy. It's made just to produce heat to keep your bodies warm. So this is something that no therms have. So these are tissues that do change in the cold. There could also be effects on the immune system and effects on inflammation. But this is not as clear as people seem to make it. So you look in the mainstream social media and people will say, get into the cold, it's going to improve your inflammation status, it's going to improve your immune system, this is actually not proven at all.

Nick VinZant 14:20

That's what I was going to ask you, right? It's about like kind of cold therapy seems to be all the rage. Is there any science behind that? Or is it like this thing is just taken on a life of its own and extremely

Francois Haman 14:32

important question because people seem to say that there's science behind it. And he kind of tried to say, Okay, this is what you do, and it improves all these parameters. Right now, there's very little backing up any of that these statements. So there's there is some research, kind of showing that cold could add multiple benefits and one of these benefits that is clear is cold as a stimulant. So as soon Like even taking a cold shower and cold bath will actually increase not only your dopamine but actually increase stress hormones and it gives you a bit of a rush. And this rush actually makes you feel good. And the dopamine makes you feel good. But the the rush also coming from just doing that cold exposure cold shower, you would do it too. And of course, if the person feels better, that's a very important result, right. So a person's feeling better. So for me, if you think about therapy, cold does does help. But now it's funny because it especially in North America, it was funny being in Finland, because the Finns tend to not go to these extremes in North America, what we love to do is as soon as we find something, we make it into the biggest thing on earth. And it's the magic bullet for everything, and it's going to fix everything. So and the issue that happened is people now started pushing the envelope. So they're using some of that code and making some statements about the effects on the immune system and inflammation. But cold is not even standardized in the way people use it. So just like if I would say, exercise is good for you. While you're going to ask me what type of exercise? How intense Should I do it? How long should I do it? How frequently should I do it? Well, we don't know for cold. And some people, if you say two minutes and icewater is good, they're gonna think that 20 minutes is 10 times better, because the risks of going beyond two minutes are not worth it. And the damage that you're going to do to your tissues are not worth it, we still need to consider some of the risks, you can just keep doing the these cold water depths thinking that I'm not damaging tissues. And again, there's two types of injuries you can have is like frostbite, depending on what temperature that you're doing these ice ice dips. There's also a risk of non freezing cold injury. And the non freezing cold injury was actually first documented in the First World War. And they were called trench foot. So trench coat is actually in neurological damage. And if you repeatedly exposed yourself to cold temperatures, you will damage your nerves and your hands and your feet. And this can actually be permanent. And this is well documented. And soldiers, by the way, in the UK and Canada, even in the US extremely well documented that non freezing cold injuries from repeated exposure to cold can actually be permanent damage to tissues.

Nick VinZant 17:15

I don't want to kind of put words in your mouth necessarily, but kind of sum it up for my understanding. It kind of seems like when we're talking about cold therapy, that we know that we feel differently, right. And we know that people kind of feel energized or feel whatever. But it doesn't seem like there's any actual proof that from a biological perspective than anything is happening.

Francois Haman 17:35

No, there's actually a paper that just came out in 2020 2023. I just looked at it. I found it yesterday. And it's from University of Bern in Switzerland. And they showed that actually the Wim Hof Method over 15 days and no cardio cardiovascular advantages. And this showed actually very few benefits, even with the breath work and everything that was going on. Again, I'm this is biologically right? Does it mean that people are feeling better? I'm not I'm not discounting and anecdotal evidence is still very good evidence if people are feeling better. I mean, this is good. If they're not getting injured doing it, this is good. Biologically, a lot of these methods cannot be backed up right now. And this is part of the work that I'm doing in my lab at University of Ottawa, we're looking at dosing cold in a way that's going to be beneficial, without going to the risks. And this is something that I want to bring to the military. So we can actually make it into real training program with cold and not be doing it the way it's being done right now, which is tremendously dangerous. And one thing that I want to mention is cold, especially ice water, would be like being struck by lightning, this is how dangerous it is to your body. And you get a vagal response, your vagal nerve is going to respond to this. And you can actually end up in cardiac arrest. The only thing, the only thing that can happen is also your blood flows being all diverted to the core. And your blood pressure just flies up. Again, large risk for cardiovascular issues. So it's not a safe practice. It's a practice that it's actually tremendously dangerous, if not well done. And people that stay longer than two minutes are putting themselves at risk, big time. Now

Nick VinZant 19:14

is that two minutes a day or two? Like two minutes for what kind of time period are we looking at because you know, somebody's going to be like, so

Francois Haman 19:21

I do cold dipping maybe once every two weeks. Some people do it every single day. The risks of doing it every single day are tremendous. There are risks and the rest is to damage your your your hands and feet. So I always tell people, you need to protect hands and feet you need to put gloves on, which is neoprene gloves. I use five millimeter gloves. I use five millimeter boots when I go into ice water. But again, what will be the benefits of doing this every single day. And none of this has been well documented. And I would say that the risks right now would be more of a concern to me than some of the metabolic benefits that I know I've been studying coal for the last 23 years. So I know about cold exposure. And I don't see the real benefits right now of doing this. And the only thing I see is a lot of risks of how people are actually doing it. So

Nick VinZant 20:14

looking at it, like why did we become obsessed with it then Right? Like, if it doesn't seem to really do much for us, and can be dangerous, why do you think we came, became obsessed with it, and everybody's got ice baths and cold therapy and nitrous, whatever, and all that stuff?

Francois Haman 20:30

That's a very good question. And I started doing my PhD in 2000. I never thought coal was going to become what it is now. And it's amazing where it went. And we barely talked about it. But we barely talked about it in 2009, when brown fat was found in adult humans, everybody went ballistic. And the amount of papers that were published from 2009, and on about brown fat is humongous. And people are just pumping out these papers saying that brown fat was the Savior for anything related to obesity, diabetes, was going to be the tissue that was going to solve any problems in the world. And of course, it didn't become that way. And it's a bit of a chimp that happened when you take something that might be good. This is very typical mankind or humankind. I don't know why we do this, but we take something that might be good at a very low dose. And we always make it to an extreme, we always need to push it as far as we can and say okay, now we got to do even longer, better, stronger, it's always kind of pushing the envelope, right? You know, you do a marathon, you do a triathlon, now you got to do the ultra triathlon. And it's always cold became a little bit of this. And I think this is where we need balance. And I'll just give you an example in the, the Ottawa region, there's, there's a few groups that do ice, water bathing, and I was I went to Whitman tonight to meet one of these groups, and some of the people there were so so focused on staying in the water as long as they could. And for me, again, coming in as a cold researcher, I'm looking at him going, Okay, this is interesting that people would even want to do this to that extreme. And I looked at their hands and feet, and they weren't protecting them. And the damage was tremendous. And I could see it. And I said, How are your hands and you can see that even, you know, they had no circulation in the in the hands and the feet were really damaged. And but it was such a focus for them that this is the solution. This is what I need to do. Anything done biologically, an excess, at some point will start hurting you. And I think cold is the same thing. So there's no risk by the way of cold air, unless it's below freezing where you could get frostbite. And with cold air, if you're well protected, you can go into the cold as much as you want. Cold showers is not a big deal either, because you're not exposing yourself to the heat loss ranges that you would find in ice water, ice water is dangerous.

Nick VinZant 23:01

This kind of leads us into some of our listener submitted questions. So are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions?

Francois Haman 23:06

Shoot away?

Nick VinZant 23:07

Let's start with kind of, I guess the the easier ones on that scale, right, like so what is frostbite essentially like what's happening when somebody gets frostbite.

Francois Haman 23:16

Kind of simple in a way, like if you put meat in the freezer, you will get ice crystals being created in that meat? Well, if you put that even in living tissues, you can actually add ice crystals that are going to be forming within yourselves. And the problem is that a living cell is going to rupture everything. So all the cell, organelles, everything, the membranes will all be destroyed. So you basically end up with cell death. So a frog by his different levels, depending on how deep it goes. So you can get a frost nib, which is just going to be kind of whiteness on your finger or you know, you can be on your nose, it's generally the periphery where there's less blood flow your ears, very typical. That's why with friends, when you go into very cold temperatures, always look at the person. And if you see anything related to frostbite, you need to protect yourself. So the first level is it would be a frosty if you're just going to see a bit of white occurring. There's second level, there's third and fourth level, which are much, much deeper type of damage. And but it's the same thing. It's just cell death from the ice crystal being formed, but it deeper in the skin. So we have the epithelium on the surface, and we have the DERM right below it. And basically you start damaging the dermis. And as soon as you start damaging the DERM you get, again, a lot of cell death occurring everywhere above. So and so that cell death is basically the tissues gone. Right? So agitations might occur and you're gonna get dark skin so the skin is going to everything would be falling off. So you need to basically cut it off. So it's just ice crystals forming in tissues.

Nick VinZant 24:49

Are there certain populations of people that seem to handle cold better than others?

Francois Haman 24:54

So this is a question that everybody seems to be very interested about. And I would say that physics dictates your risk for cold. So the way you exchange with the environment is going to be linked to your body shape and your body mass. Humans are generally not well adapted at all to cold. There's some populations, though, that would have morphological differences that would help them lose heat, not as fast, are they going to be less vulnerable to frostbite? No, typically, with the Eskimos, or in with like, we call them in Canada, the Sandy in Finland, and Scandinavia, would tend to with tend to be better adapted to cold temperatures, but a lot of what they do is behaviorally. So they're going to modify their behavior to be able to make sure that they don't get any type of injuries. So when I've worked with First Nations for many years in northern Canada, and the decisions they make are always about protection, they will not expose themselves and risk any type of injury. So it's very hard to separate what is biological, and what is linked to the behavior.

Nick VinZant 26:04

most extreme example, you can think of somebody surviving cold.

Francois Haman 26:08

So the only way in the cold that you will be able to see freezing will not do it, if you freeze the tissues, the tissues will die. So if it's extremely deep, and you've been outside, and your tissues are completely frozen, meaning that you're in ambient temperature, that is well below freezing, you're not going to survive, you're gonna die, you're gonna lose parts, at the minimum. But if you don't get out of that cold temperature, and your body temperature keeps dropping, you will die. But there's that concept that you're never dead, until you're warm and dead. So you still need to try to warm up the individual, because there's a chance, and it's been shown before, but it was mainly shown in cold water, where people almost went into they were dead. And when they rewarmed them from cold water, which again, has nothing to do with creating ice crystals, you don't get that tissue damage to the same level, the only thing you're getting is the cooling of the body. And this has been shown, even in infants, that if they fall in poor water, you do need to reward them. Because even after being rewarded that this is again, in animals, it's well known in the animal world that some animals are able to go to very low temperatures, they almost seem dead. They're basically dormant, and then you reward them, and they come back to life. Well, it seems that if you're able to cool fast enough in cold water, that you would be able to rewarm and come back to life. So there's that whole concept that you yes, there's that chance that you would be able to survive cold. But there's definitely no guarantees. And if it's below freezing, and you've got damaged tissues, you are losing this tissue. So again, your chances of surviving become less and less.

Nick VinZant 27:52

Are we like this cryogenic freezing work? Are we going to be able to do that?

Francois Haman 27:57

So it works for certain cells, and you need to kind of remove the water from the inside of the cell? And when you remove the water, then that you can freeze it? Could you do it for a whole body? That would be extremely difficult to do, it's still the same principle. But would you be able to survive and be as you were before freezing, you know, I kind of see the bullet a little bit like meat you put in the freezer, right? When you put meat in your freezer, and you leave it for, you know, two months, it's not a big deal. But if you leave it for 10 years, the meats not going to be very good. Right? It kind of still affects it to a certain extent. So I don't know much about that literature. I haven't seen too much about it. But in my mind, this would be extremely difficult. And I know some people have tried it to be able to bring back a body to the same state as the body was before freezing.

Nick VinZant 28:47

You don't think it's going to work? It's not going to work?

Francois Haman 28:49

I think it would be extremely complex. I think people will try it. I think people will try to see are we able to do this because we are able to do it with you know, reproductive cells, and it seems to be working really well. So it is possible to do it with these specific cells. Could you do it with all cells of the body in the same way, including your brain, which is very sensitive to these fluctuations, and especially changes in energy need and energy metabolism? You can destroy brain cells very easily even heart cells are very vulnerable. So would it be possible to do it with all tissues? I think it would be extremely challenging. So maybe we're going to be able to do it at some point. But right now I would have trouble seeing how we would be able to do it.

Nick VinZant 29:35

Are there any examples of people kind of like quote unquote, freezing to death and warm temperatures?

Francois Haman 29:40

Well, no, because it's physics, right? So because it's physics, you do need that grading and temperature

Nick VinZant 29:47

claim about cold therapy that drives you nuts the most.

Francois Haman 29:51

I think right now, what really bothers me is more about the immune system, because we kind of put The immune system is a very complex system. And we tried to simplify it by saying, Okay, it's going to improve the immune system. And a lot of people have looked at, you know, the changes in white blood cells, but there's far more going on in this. And even when you're sick, the blood cell count the white blood cell count changes. So people are making claims based on no evidence. And I think what bothers me the most is when people especially with no training at all, no formal training in any field, have taken a weekend course or, you know, a few few courses and the made these types of claims, again, based on neural science, or maybe based on a random paper from a predator journal that people are just trying to convince of the efficiency, the the efficacy of cold exposure, I think this right now with the immune system is what bothers me the most. And also the fact that we don't talk about the risks, right? This is something that bothers me into anything that we do. We never mentioned that linear, we can do this to the extreme. And there's never any risks. You know, it would be like saying, doing triathlons or your ultra marathons and during no risks? Of course, there are risks. Right, but we don't really want it we all say it's all about benefits. One cool num, there are risks. Same with heat exposure, there

Nick VinZant 31:19

are risks. What are you studying now?

Francois Haman 31:21

So right now, initially, when I started my research, I was mainly focused on energy metabolism, I was trying to figure out what does the body need and use in the cold to be able to survive and operate more efficiently. So this was most of my PhD work was related to this. And I studied shivering quite a bit, because I wanted to know how people shiver. And one thing that came up is with cold, because there's been so little natural selection around cold exposure, that it was more behavioral, we get a lot of different ways of responding to call. So we cannot generalize Cold Response and all humans honors. And even within a population that is very similar, there are a lot of differences in how people respond to cold. So But recently, so where I studied brown fat, so in 2009, I was part of a team with University of Sherbrooke and risky investment valid in Quebec City. And we built probably one of the top teams looking at Brown fat changes in humans and how exposing yourself to pull it regularly changed a brown fat, and what was the exact role of that fat. And we're continuing this word. So this is something we're going to keep looking at, for sure. Because we want to know what is the exact function of brown fat. But doing all of this, I kind of realized, especially through COVID, I started reading more and started doing some yoga, stirring, doing some meditation stuff breathwork. And I realized that cold also requires requires a certain level of mindset. When I get into the cold, my mindset has to be right. And I need to understand my limits. And I need to understand how far I can push. But there's also a whole aspect of using cold as a way of improving mindset, and your mindfulness, your self awareness. And a lot of the militaries around the world are actually looking at this and to be able to recreate the mind body connection, and to be able to use cold in a healing way where when I'm in the cold, there's nothing else I can think about. When I'm in the ice tub, what I need to focus on is to reconnect my responses. And so cold has been used quite a bit, even with pain management. So this some of the work I'm kind of doing in parallel to my more fundamental cold, cold research, because I do think there's a lot to learn and a lot to do when it comes to cold. And I think our bodies, if well done, can get a lot of benefits from cold

Nick VinZant 33:45

exposure. That is true, right? Right. When I'm cold, the only thing I think about it's being cold. I don't think about anything else. But the fact that I'm cold. I mean, it makes you tough. I feel like cold makes you tough, it

Francois Haman 33:58

makes you tough in a controlled way, it makes you tough in a situational awareness way.

Nick VinZant 34:03

That's pretty much all the questions that we have. Is there anything that you think that we missed or anything like that? No, I

Francois Haman 34:09

think we've covered quite a bit. Now,

Nick VinZant 34:11

you know, the one the only other thing that I would ask, right, like when you look at populations that kind of live in the cold, you know, that are in more extreme examples, right. Like, I know, you work with indigenous and native populations and worked in Finland, do they have a fundamentally different approach to it than other places than other people like somebody in the south of the United States would have like, did they look at it differently?

Francois Haman 34:37

Yes, and I think this is something I learned from the Norwegian officer, the amazing man that I met in Arlington at a NATO conference. And he said something and I don't know if everybody picked up on it in the audience, but for me being French Canadian, I've grown up and very on basis. My dad was in the military. My mom was also in the military. So I kind of grew up in north of Quebec City. And the temperatures were cold, much colder than what you get now because of climate change. But one thing that he said that really hit home with me and I know a lot of people in northern United States and even Alaska will understand exactly what I need. You said, to be able to do well, in the cold, you need to embrace the cold. And so, for me, I think this is the most important component of any culture that does well in the cold is cold is not a big deal. Cold is just something that exists. That is there. And in Finland, this is what you see, people don't panic around cold, and they actually enjoy the embrace it.

Nick VinZant 35:37

I want to thank Francois so much for joining us if you want to connect with him. We have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. If you want to see more of this conversation. The YouTube version of this episode will be live on December 21 at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Are you a holiday person?

John Shull 36:13

I'm gonna say yes, but only really since I've had children. I don't really

Nick VinZant 36:17

like the holidays. Any holidays. I don't really care about any holidays, to be honest with you, other than the fact that I have it off. I'm not like yeah, Thanksgivings. Coming up, I enjoy the time with my family, I enjoy the time off. But if it was just another day, I'd be completely fine with it. I think.

John Shull 36:35

I think in some weird way, what you just said indicates that you do enjoy the holidays.

Nick VinZant 36:40

I guess I don't care about celebrating the holidays specifically. I mean, we didn't have Thanksgiving dinner on Thanksgiving, I wouldn't care. If we went to Subway, I'd be like, okay, cool.

John Shull 36:53

I think it's like, especially at Christmas time. I think it's many find it uncomfortable to give gifts and to get gifts. And I think like I could do without the gifting part of the holiday, I would be fine with that.

Nick VinZant 37:05

The only thing that I'm really looking forward to is seeing other people get the gifts that I'm going to give them I could care less about getting the gifts, there's not actually anything that I want.

John Shull 37:15

That's not true. There isn't one thing that you want.

Nick VinZant 37:19

There's not one thing that I want to get from somebody else. There's lots of very specific things that I would like to pick out myself. But there's not something that I would want someone else to get me unless it's exactly the thing that I sent them in an email with a link to get me

John Shull 37:34

while I'm still waiting on it. So

Nick VinZant 37:36

I sent you a Christmas card. Did you send me a Christmas

John Shull 37:39

card? No, we did not send out Christmas cards this year. Don't worry, it wasn't just you. No one else got them either.

Nick VinZant 37:45

You have an obligation. Once you pass once you have a family, if you have children, even if that is a dog, you have an obligation to send people Christmas cards to is in the Constitution. I don't even know

John Shull 37:57

how yours got to my house because you didn't close the back did you?

Nick VinZant 38:02

Oh, I have no idea didn't have anything to do with it.

John Shull 38:05

Well, then your wife may have been playing a joke on us because it was completely open by the time we got

Nick VinZant 38:11

it. Maybe somebody else was checking it see if there's money in there. Man,

John Shull 38:14

that brings up a good question, actually, that I have for you and everyone else listening to this. So we've been living in my house now for six years. We still we still get including as of last week mail for the prior owners.

Nick VinZant 38:30

Does it say their name or does it just say current resident?

John Shull 38:33

No, some. Now my new I don't want to sound like I'm a hoarding mail here. It's never been anything except either maybe like a Christmas card or junk mail. But in saying that, I am firmly under the belief that by now if you have not told people or I don't know Facebook them something your current address after a half decade of not living in that home, then that it's my mail at this point.

Nick VinZant 39:00

It's your mail. Yeah, that's fair game. If you get a Christmas card, have you lived there for six years, you can open that Christmas card and look at it. You can do whatever as far as I'm concerned into this into check that money is yours.

John Shull 39:10

Well, listen, that's a federal technically if I were to I don't open the mail, just FYI, because that's a federal offense. But I definitely would never open a piece of mail like that and see money and keep it because that's so

Nick VinZant 39:22

Okay. All right, dude. Yeah, people can watch this, but I know what you're really doing.

John Shull 39:27

Yeah, people can track this down. Right. Right.

Nick VinZant 39:29

Right, right. I'm a law abiding citizen. Pay no attention to me, sir.

John Shull 39:35

All right. Have you been out with your boys? And this goes anyone listening that has children? Have you been literally waiting in line for Santa or something? Or or orange or reindeer and one of your children? puts them on the spot and goes, Are you the real Santa? Are you unreal elf? Because that happened to me last weekend.

Nick VinZant 39:56

Oh, how'd you handle it?

John Shull 39:57

I backed away and so we Want to see some rain? You know, Santos reindeers? And the elf I guess we'll call her an elf. Because that's what she was portraying. She was I mean, you could tell she had done this before, but it made me stop and think that like, we need to give you know, we should give these people that are doing this credit. I mean, how many times in a day do they get asked? Are you there? Are you a real elf? Like, you know, are you the real Santa? Yeah,

Nick VinZant 40:23

dude, and you probably struggled to answer it like one or two times where they tell you when you start working and then you just repeat that answer. I don't think that it's like brain surgery every single time it's like this is what they told me to say. I do I don't know if he's representative like it's not like that hard.

John Shull 40:39

I do let's I do I think it's hard. I think it's a lot harder than we give it credit for man. I really do so much loved all you mall centers way

Nick VinZant 40:47

to back away and not take any responsibility for your own children by the way. I mean, what are you supposed to let somebody else handle this?

John Shull 40:54

I mean, listen, man up answer the kids question. That's where

Nick VinZant 40:58

you're supposed to step in. You're the parent. You're putting the responsibility on some like 16 year old kid. All

John Shull 41:04

right, Angela Moline. Appreciate you. Taylor RC Mason hunting. Mackenzie, and your Ramirez Stacey Johnson. Midnight Rider. I appreciate that. I only put this one on here because I think it's hilarious. But little big boy. I wonder why you say your little baby boy if you're it doesn't matter. Bob Chris manage appreciate you. Don Johnson. I don't think that's the original Don Johnson. Just FYI. And then Peter Masterson appreciate all of you. You all get the Silver Star Awards today. Or this episode.

Nick VinZant 41:51

I don't think there's enough Stacy's I think we need to make a concentrated effort to have more Stacy's Stacy generally tends to be in my opinion, like a good wholesome person but a little bit wild. Need more Stacy's?

John Shull 42:07

So somebody brought up a good point to me, once again, in an inebriated state, is that and this is more of a discussion than a question, but kind of a question. So I'm gonna ask you, if you're talking to someone about holiday movies, Christmas holiday movies, and they were to say, I've never seen this. Which movie? Would you say that's insane. Everyone's seen that movie.

Nick VinZant 42:34

The only one that I can think of are i Can you name a couple which ironically, I have never seen. I've never seen It's A Wonderful Life. I've never watched that. I've never watched any of the green Grinch movies. And I've never watched the one with the you'll shoot your eye out. But I would think those three home alone, and you can make an argument for Die Hard.

John Shull 42:58

So the last two home alone and Die Hard. Were kind of what we're like, if you haven't seen either of those. I think eyebrows get raised. I

Nick VinZant 43:07

would say Home Alone probably tops that list. Maybe it's a wonderful life for people of an older generation.

John Shull 43:15

I mean, I'm gonna go out of those three movies, It's a Wonderful Life would be my pick just because the message in the movie is fantastic. It's black. And well, there's a color version, but you have to watch the black and white version. If you've never seen it. Do yourself a favor and watch it. And then I'd say die hard. And then home alone. I'm not the biggest Home Alone fan. Like I'm more of a fan of Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern than I am of like anyone else in that movie? Yeah, I don't particularly care for it. The premise is a little if you actually think of the premise it's kind of a fucked up movie.

Nick VinZant 43:49

That's one of those movies that I think they like if reality if they did like the real version of that that movie ends in about five seconds. And it ends up with that kid dying and his parents going to jail because of neglecting him.

John Shull 44:03

Right they break in they murder him parents come back fight him. They the parents go to jail though they eventually catch the murders. It's over. Right? It's

Nick VinZant 44:11

right. That's the whole movie. Everybody in the real home alone movie. It's a terrible ending of the parents going to jail him dying and the other guys everybody going to jail baby.

John Shull 44:19

Alright, let's move on here because I just realized these are more topics and questions just fine. New Year's Eve. network coverage. Can you name me you know and that's what that's it. The Deke did Clark's New Year's rockin New Year's Eve, NBC does something blah blah, blah. Question is, can you name me any of the headliners for any of them.

Nick VinZant 44:41

I have never seen a single one ever, or even thought about it for a second in my life or paid any attention to it. I could absolutely care less and have never had any interest in it whatsoever. But I

John Shull 44:55

find it hard to believe and all of your New Year's Eve celebrations. I've been a part of a couple with you that you've never seen one of those shows ever. Never.

Nick VinZant 45:07

I mean, it boggles my mind that they even do it. Anytime I've ever seen like a promo for it or something like that. I'd been like, would they do that? Why?

John Shull 45:17

Third thing? This is completely different than anything. I've asked you the first two here. You're walking into, you know, Home Depot. And you take a look to your right, and there's the hotdog cart. Are you getting a Home Depot hotdog?

Nick VinZant 45:33

No, but I'll go Costco like you wouldn't believe I'll make a special trip to Costco. Costco has great food. You get a giant sundae for $1.50.

John Shull 45:44

I bet you never had their ice cream. Their pizzas are pretty big. Their chicken baths are fantastic. I'm

Nick VinZant 45:51

not sure what a chicken bake is. But I've had their hot dog which is a big size hotdog for a buck 99 I can feed myself and my two sons for 10 bucks.

John Shull 45:58

I actually got called out this week by somebody because I don't like to eat in front of people. And I got called out and it was a little it was a little disconcerting. But you know, I went with it. But I don't like to eat in front of people. I don't I don't get how that's weird or obscure.

Nick VinZant 46:16

I don't like to eat in front of people either. I would like to eat like by myself alone with no one talking to me or bothering me.

John Shull 46:24

Even my family and this is gonna sound weird. I could eat alone. Like I could make them dinner. sit at the dinner table. Why they eat they go to bed. And then I could eat after by myself and I would prefer that. I

Nick VinZant 46:36

think that's actually what I do. We sit down for dinner at six o'clock. My wife my two kids. And I later I eat at nine o'clock. I don't eat I just sit there. No, I'll have a little bit of something. And have like a drink. But I don't eat. I'll leave later by myself. Yeah, I want to be alone. Yeah,

John Shull 46:59

I just leave me alone in my rocking chair with friends on guy Oh, nothing else. I don't don't talk to me.

Nick VinZant 47:07

Just let me yell at clouds. I just want to yell at clouds. That's 100% Agree. So our top five is top five things we don't like about Christmas. What's your number five.

John Shull 47:20

I don't know how this is around the other parts of the world. But here in the Detroit area, we have a radio station that plays Christmas music from basically Thanksgiving until the new year. And I gotta tell you that Christmas music just isn't my jam. I'm going to put that as my number five.

Nick VinZant 47:38

Hmm. Okay. I have that higher on the list. I have that higher on the list. But I agree with you. I agree with you. My number five is untangling Christmas lights. No matter what you do. And I've got a system, they still end up a mess every time. untangling reorganize me like how the hell did I do that last year?

John Shull 48:03

I I'm gonna stay mom on that because I have that's higher up on my list.

Nick VinZant 48:09

Okay, okay. Number four.

John Shull 48:13

The obligation of going and seeing family. Like, it's like, hey, let's you know, let's get the family together that you haven't seen since last Christmas and pretend to give a crap about them. And you know, oh, what are you been up to Uncle Bobby? Well, blah, blah, blah, then he talks to you for 20 minutes when you could care less.

Nick VinZant 48:34

I have that also is my number four is seeing family. And I think that if you don't talk to a family member more than once a year, you don't have any obligation to talk to them.

John Shull 48:46

And it's okay, I'm trying to remain calm here because I get a little heated on this.

Nick VinZant 48:51

I'll get him fired up. Fired up. And I think I think people

John Shull 48:55

can relate to this. It's just you know, you don't hear from people ever. And then as soon as December 1. I was like, well, Aunt Mary's hosting a Christmas party. Okay, then three days later, Hey, you come in at Mario's Christmas party. Like, no, I don't even know where at Mary lives anymore because I don't talk to her.

Nick VinZant 49:15

I mean, I have family members blood relations that I probably haven't spoken to in 15 years. And that's fine. That's fine. Right. Like, that's okay. Yeah. They don't want to talk to me either. So everything's okay.

John Shull 49:31

All right, my number, my number three. And this is an old man syndrome. choice, but it's basically just not being able to go anywhere, to any store to any supermarket, anywhere. Two weeks leading up to Christmas and then like three days after, without just a being completely crazily packed. People are pissed off. There's no patience. So you take somebody like me with parking lot anxiety already. and thrust them into the situation and it's terrible. I'm just My nerves are shot for a month.

Nick VinZant 50:05

Hmm. I mean, I just do it online dude, it's pretty easy now. Like, I don't even have to leave the house. I don't have to associate with anybody. Um, maybe you've heard of the World Wide Web. My number three is breaking down boxes. I truly despise breaking down any kind of box. I hate it. You gotta open the box, cut the box, put the box away. I dread it. I hate breaking down boxes from I

John Shull 50:31

like it. I actually enjoy the challenge of breaking down boxes, because you're not not only are you getting them out of your house, but it's like how can I fit these into my recycling bin? Like creatively to get the most of them in there?

Nick VinZant 50:44

Oh, it's kind of like Tetris for you. Yeah,

John Shull 50:48

sure. You could. It's a recycling bin Tetris with, you know, cardboard boxes.

Nick VinZant 50:54

Now what do you do? What do you use? Do you use a box cutter scissors? Or do you use a knife? What's your strategy?

John Shull 51:00

Don't use any I usually appeal pills. They usually peel the tape with my hands or, you know, I don't want to talk about my big forearms. But usually I can just, you know, rip one flap open and then the other flap comes up or comes up and it's Yeah, I don't. I mean, maybe a box cutter if like if I need it, but no, I just usually use these. Me meat and meat hooks. The old me books.

Nick VinZant 51:23

Okay, I use a box cutter. The only one I really have trouble with is those boxes from Costco that are like impossible that like the whole couldn't rip apart. You know which ones I mean like that the fruit boxes and you're like, What the hell do I do with this? Well,

John Shull 51:39

because those are the ones where like the edges rip, but then like the, you know, the integrity of the the main part of the cardboard isn't ripping. It's just it's a pain in the ass. And they're

Nick VinZant 51:48

made of like the adamantium version of cardboard. Were like, what is this made of is like steel, cardboard. You can't do anything with it. Yeah,

John Shull 51:56

it's, it's terrible. Okay. So my number two is basically just everybody. I went from one extreme and go to the next here with my number two, that just everybody being fake, happy. You know, like, pretending to care pretending to be nice, pretending to give cheer. Like, I know, you really don't care about me. So don't give me some $7 bottle of wine and act like you really value me as a person. My

Nick VinZant 52:26

number two is kind of along those lines, but it's I hate pretending like I like a gift. Okay, yeah, I hate pretending like I enjoyed your gift. It's so awful.

John Shull 52:39

But do you? Will you pretend to at least enjoy the gift? You know, before you throw it away or before that person leaves the room or something? Yes.

Nick VinZant 52:49

And I hate that. I hate that. I think you should just be like, Oh, this is nice. I really appreciate it. Can I have the receipt so I can return it and get something I really like?

John Shull 52:58

Yeah, I'm, I just don't think I fake emotions very well. So it's Oh, great. Thank you. I love it. My number one is anything outside Christmas decoration related that can be from entangling lights to putting up inflatables to putting up Christmas lights to taking down all this shit. Like, it's all just it's all one big pain in the ass. And it's a bunch of reasons. I'll give three, and then I'll move on so you can talk. What is it's always super cold outside when you do it. Two ways. It's never worth the risk is never worth the reward ever, ever with this bullshit. And three, you have to take it down at least where I live. I'm speaking you know, we're living in Metro Detroit. You take it down in January, maybe February, and it's six degrees. The ground is frozen. shits frozen. It's just It's terrible. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

Nick VinZant 53:58

My number one is Christmas songs. I don't care about any Christmas songs or Christmas movies. I don't care about them. I don't want to hear him. I don't want to see him. I don't want to hear other people talk about them. I don't care about any Christmas songs or Christmas movies don't care at all. Don't enjoy him. Don't like them don't care. Yeah,

John Shull 54:16

I mean, I echo every all of that. They're like, there are some that I do enjoy. But like once, not every hour on the hour. And not one of the main bits that I have with Christmas songs is the same song has been done by 50 people. Hmm. And like the one person that I like singing it, they never play.

Nick VinZant 54:43

Anytime somebody says to me, like let's hear Christmas music. I always think No, I don't want to hear Christmas music on Christmas Day. I don't care. Don't care. Yeah.

John Shull 54:55

I want to see how I react. You know, coming up with the Christmas already marathon because I used to be something I looked forward to every Christmas. And now I'm like, the movie actually isn't even that good.

Nick VinZant 55:10

That's the thing. None of them are that good. None of the movies are really that good. Maybe a couple, but none of the songs are that good. No, don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Do you have anything in your own dimension?

John Shull 55:27

Yeah, there. Yes. Mall Santas. I've never been a fan of waiting an hour or two hours in line. For a Santa. I'm sorry. I know that disheartening. And I know they're hard workers. But like, we can just say, hey, dress me up as Santa and I'll be Santa. I

Nick VinZant 55:48

don't really care about any Christmas food. I don't particularly find any Christmas food to be that good. It's all like okay, it's all right.

John Shull 55:54

I have animal costumes. I have people who dress up their animals for the holidays.

Nick VinZant 56:01

I agree. I don't think that animals should be dressed up. I don't think that they should be dressed up

John Shull 56:06

right I don't want to see your fucking Greyhound dressed as a reindeer. I don't.

Nick VinZant 56:11

Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance. Leave us a quick review. Doesn't have to be some big thing. Just a couple of quick words really helps us out. If you're listening to this before the Christmas and holiday season. I hope that you have a wonderful Christmas and holidays. Thank you so much for your support for this year. I still don't like Christmas songs.



Freeskiing World Champion Jess Hotter

Her legs are shaking, her stomach is nauseous, and a 150 foot cliff is to her right, but Freeskiing World Champion Jess Hotter couldn’t be happier. We talk Freeskiing, overcoming your fears and hucking your meat. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Mall Stores of All Time.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Hi welcome to Profoundly Pointless, my name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode skiing and mall store

Jess Hotter 0:19

stores, nervous to the pit of your stomach for like days, up until this point, so like walking up more often than not got jelly legs and like trying to visualize your life but also trying not to puke at the same time. If I make a mistake here, I could end up falling off a 50 metre cliff. So I need to make sure that I am on top of my skiing here and very solid. I think having some really, really gnarly, really big crashes. Definitely makes you reevaluate.

Nick VinZant 0:49

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is one of the best skiers in the world. This is free Skiing World Champion, Jess hotter, like how is free ride skiing different than the stuff that most people would do? Like they go to the resort. The funny

Jess Hotter 1:22

thing about that is that freeride skiing is that like it doesn't have any boundaries like freeride skiing, skiing with teammates freeride skiing, skiing with your parents freeride skiing skiing in competitively, but it's it's all free ride. Do

Nick VinZant 1:35

you know how did you get into that? Like, how did you start the competition aspect of it.

Jess Hotter 1:39

I used to like do racing as a kid and kind of didn't really fit into that like didn't really, you know, like it was quite, you know, families with a lot of money. We've from a smaller town different vibes here. And also Yeah, it just wasn't like a big fan of like the culture that was behind like the racing as much. And so I would just went out skiing with my mates, I stopped racing and just went out skiing and but I'm still a really competitive person. So I found a way to make what I was doing competitive by going and competing. Is

Nick VinZant 2:13

it viewed differently in the scheme competitive world is it kind of viewed as like, these are the best of the best or is like, Oh, these people

Jess Hotter 2:21

if you're in the like ski competitive world and we're talking like the pot guys and races and stuff. We're kind of like the hippie dippie brothers that smoke weed and like go out skiing and like have fun with our mates. But um, it's not it's not like that. It's I mean, there are people out there that focus their whole their whole lives on on the free ride as well. It's not just it's not just like going out skiing with your mates. But it is. It's a weird, it's a weird thing where you're always trying to push yourself and it helps to be skiing with your mates and pushing yourself. But But yeah, I think other people view us as like, oh, yeah, that's what you do after like, you retire from like Park or, you know, but I think there's a lot more, I think there's a lot more creativity to be had, and freeride. Because it's not all about throwing the most hectic spend. You can it's about style, it's about being able to actually ski really well. It's about like combining freeriders combining like freestyle and alpine and putting it all together on a gnarly face.

Nick VinZant 3:21

So if you just use the like, how does the competition work, usually

Jess Hotter 3:25

visual inspection so and on the Freeride World Tour, it's visual inspection only. So you don't get to ski the face before you do it, where you compete on it. So you have a whole day where you sit at the bottom of the face, looking at it with binoculars, and you choosing your line. And basically just trying to visualize yourself actually skiing that line. And then on the day, you hike up to the top of the face and you get told when to go and you go, Oh, you got to walk up there more often than not Yeah,

Nick VinZant 3:52

like how far we usually talk. And this seems like a lot of work,

Jess Hotter 3:54

I walk really slow so that I don't that I'm warmed up, but I'm not tired. I don't want to make my legs sore or tie them out. So I walk super slow. And I think my longest was maybe an hour and a half, maybe to the

Nick VinZant 4:10

top. Maybe this is just me not being familiar with it. But is that intimidating in the sense that I'm going to ski this mountain that I've never skied before. I've only kind of looked at from the bottom of it and I gotta get down this thing.

Jess Hotter 4:24

Oh, you're you've been like nervous. So it's like, nervous to the pit of your stomach for like days, up until this point. So like walking up more often than not got jelly legs and like trying to visualize your line but also trying not to puke at the same time.

Nick VinZant 4:39

I would imagine though, but when you visualize the line on it, right? There's usually what you thought it would be or as you're going down, you're like, Oh, that's not what I thought that was gonna be like,

Jess Hotter 4:48

more often than not, you're just like, yeah, you're making decisions on the fly. So you've got to really make sure you've done a really, really good inspection so that you hopefully don't end up with too many of those situations. We're like, holy crap, this looks different. But I've definitely been in that situation where something has looked incredibly different skiing it than it has looked at look like from the bottom. Because you can't. And some of that, like in those qualifiers. I don't know whether they're doing it now, but they weren't doing drone photos, they'll give you photos of the face, but they wouldn't do like, on top of drone photos. So you might see something from the bottom and it looks like a cliff. But from the top, there might be a wall on the other side of that, and you think you can take off it, but you can't

Nick VinZant 5:29

see when you see it, like are there times that you might stop? Oh, because like, oh, you get there and you're like, oh, wait a minute, I can't go that way, I thought I could, but now I can't know.

Jess Hotter 5:39

So usually, usually you want that run to be as fluid as possible. So you don't want to be stopping. So hopefully, your inspection has been really, really top, like, top notch and you are not You're not coming across anything that you're freaked out by or anything that like stops you in your tracks. But you know, when I was learning to do visual inspection, and my first competition, I ended up like on top of this, the slump that I was like, I don't know where I am, I think I've taken the wrong entrance into whatever I was trying to hit. And I made the decision to stop and ski off to the side of it. And I'm really glad I did. Because if I had like, sent it off the end of this, like this little wrench that I was on top of, I probably would have gone 30 foot to like dead flat, and it would have probably I probably would have need myself in the face really hard at a bare minimum, could have been an awful lot worse. So it's like, you have to make these decisions on the fly and hope that you're making the right decision. So if you're not sure about something, generally you're like, Ah, maybe I won't send myself off that because it could mean real badly.

Nick VinZant 6:45

If you were to put a percentage on it, in terms of like, okay, what percentage of times does this run that I go on workout? Exactly like I thought it was going to be? What percentage of times like, oh, wow, this is nothing like I thought it was gonna be

Jess Hotter 6:58

for me exactly how I thought it was going to maybe 50%. The rest you're like, oh, that's different. Oh, oh, I need to air a little bit. You know, I need to like pre Ollie. That's more than I thought, well, there's always something that comes up where you're just doing it on the fly, or you're like, oh, there's heavy debris. Ah, you know, you're just figuring it out.

Nick VinZant 7:19

So then are they in the competition, right? Are there some people that like they're a great skier, but they can't evaluate the run for anything,

Jess Hotter 7:26

you definitely need to be good at both. You need to be good at thinking on the fly. And you could be an amazing, amazing skier. But unless you have the, like the trust in yourself to be like, No, I know that this is safe. I know that I have like done a good inspection. And that this, this goes that doesn't go. You know, like if something goes wrong, you can like make up a make up a decision on the fly to do something else. Because if you've done a good enough inspection, if you miss something like if you if you learn something, you're going too quickly, and you blow by another feature, you have to be able to put something else together. And that is part of it as well. Like you need to be able to make those decisions on the fly. That's really important. Will

Nick VinZant 8:04

you ever have skiers that maybe are professional skiers and other disciplines? And then they try to come over? And they're like, Oh, I can't do that. Oh,

Jess Hotter 8:11

yeah, there's, there's actually like a bit of a running joke within the park community. And I'm pretty sure a few people have said this, I like, oh, free ride, it doesn't look that hard. It looks pretty easy. I'll just go on the free ride tour. And I'll go and go and like, excuse my language, but I'll gonna fuck it up. And I'm gonna go and do amazingly and crush it. And then a lot of those athletes get out there and the unknown like, Oh, just kidding, this is really hard. So a lot, you know, some people think that it's super easy, you know, looking at somebody's ski that face but what you know, what you forget is like that person's skiing for the first time. They've only looked at it through some binoculars is changing snow conditions. It's not you know, it's all different variables, all changing all the time, in the snow can change from like, from like one meter over there to one meter over there can be completely different. So that's all things that you have to be able to manage as a skier and a more well rounded skier. Somebody who say doesn't just write a certain type of skiing is going to do better because they can deal with all of those different changing variables. And that's why people who ski park but also ski out around in the resort will do really good and freeride because they have the tracks and are really solid on their tracks, but they can also ski really well.

Nick VinZant 9:34

So hold your feet to the fire. Would you say that this type of skier is the best skier?

Jess Hotter 9:39

I would say yes, they're the best all round skiers, because you could throw a face you could throw any face at a freeride skier and they'd figure out how to get down it whereas somebody who purely skis park there are a lot of park skiers who actually are not very like solid technical skiers and racers who also don't spend a lot of time like jumping off stuff. So it's like the it's like an amalgamation of like all of those things.

Nick VinZant 10:06

Everything's comes together, right? That's kind of the whole thing. So when you look at kind of the mountains that you guys are skiing, are these generally pretty dangerous mountains to ski? Like, are these hard mountains to ski? Or like? No, you know, that's not that difficult.

Jess Hotter 10:21

If I was not, there are some of those faces that if I was competing, not competing on them, I could quite happily ski down them. Like for myself, I could find a safe way down them very easily. That I wouldn't be scared. But because you're putting in a competition setting, and there is a requirement to jump off things. That's when things get difficult and scary and pretty hard. But like the victor Ross, that is, the final space for the Freeride World Tour is a scary face to stand up the top of it's not a face that you stand up there and just go, Oh, I could just easily get done this. It's like, okay, if I make a mistake, even just skiing down on, you know, everyday skiing with your mates, if I make a mistake here, I could end up falling off a 50 metre cliff. So I need to make sure that I am on top of my skiing here and very

Nick VinZant 11:13

solid. Does this kind of translate into other areas? A lot

Jess Hotter 11:17

of free, right? Yeah, it definitely does. For sure. A lot of freeride athletes. You know, as they as they kind of transition out of competing, there are a lot of athletes that then go towards more like mountaineering, ski mountaineering and doing like first descents and things like that. So like, it's definitely like having those skills to get down those faces is incredibly important, because some of the faces that mountain here's the skiing are pretty messed up, you know, like very, very scary stuff. In the managing like ice falls and rock falls and Avalanche conditions and all kinds of stuff.

Nick VinZant 11:57

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Yeah. What is the last time you felt getting off of a ski lift? Probably

Jess Hotter 12:05

when I was on a snowboard, to be honest. I think the closest I've come to messing up getting off the lift though, in the last kind of five years or so. I fell asleep on the chairlift at work when I was ski patrolling it terrible car. I don't know if I should be reading this. But yeah, I put my head down, I hit the bar down and fell asleep. And I woke up when my feet hit the ground and then you know at the top and so I had to like panic, panic, get the bar off if you get it, get the bar up and then like jumped off while it was in the air just about to go around the ball wheel but you know, not as a ski patroller you get jogged you get essentially over beers if you do stupid stuff at work. So that would have got me a job. So I jumped off the left and was fine, but it was pretty close.

Nick VinZant 12:52

To anybody see it? Only

Jess Hotter 12:54

the left day. Thank God,

Nick VinZant 12:56

what's your favorite place to ski?

Jess Hotter 12:58

It depends on the snow conditions and what I am looking for but spring skiing 100% Repay who like where I grew up is the best. I can't show you right now because the curtains there but behind me is the mountain and they have the best spring skiing I've ever had. Treble cone is like a New Zealand is incredible for like all around. Good New Zealand skiing like powder. It's got some gnarly stuff. It's got fun stuff. It's really really cool. And overseas, I think for just general gnarliness Where you get off the lift and it's just like insane terrain is Verbier. In Switzerland, so that was that was pretty mind blowing going there and being like my first run of the season. I have to go above a no fall zone. So it was my friend was taking me along traverse and Atropa traverse and she's like, You can't fall here. If you fall you die. Oh, great. Cool. Yeah, I'm really ready for this. I think for powder Canada, in general is pretty sick.

Nick VinZant 14:03

What's the holy grail of this? Like, what's the thing that everybody's kind of like? Oh, I want to do that. That's that's that's the thing. Oh,

Jess Hotter 14:12

oh, Alaska.

Nick VinZant 14:15

I think there was no hesitation about that. Right? Yeah. No, I

Jess Hotter 14:19

think everybody wants to ski Alaska lines at some stage. Because you know, you see it in the ski movies. Those guys are skiing the most incredible faces. And yeah, I think I think that's everybody kind of everybody like was a little bit of you wants to go to Alaska and ski Berg lines and Alaska. Is

Nick VinZant 14:37

that just because of like the quality of the snow? It hasn't been done before. They're just that steeper and deeper or like, what is it about it?

Jess Hotter 14:44

I think it's the quality of the snow and the faces. So there's a lot of spines there that things that don't usually they don't always set up in different areas in the world. You know, it's something that like Alaska is known for is their spine skiing. And that's what everybody like as far as to, to be able to do that, because they need a certain amount of snow for that to happen.

Nick VinZant 15:04

The spine what's the spine? spines

Jess Hotter 15:06

are essentially like, how do I describe them? If you look at a mountain face, it kind of looks like curtains kind of looks like curtains. Yeah, you're like you look at a crazy, crazy steep face. And the snow like sloughs down by itself, it's usually quite steep and the snow will like effort, you know, at the snow will like kind of self manage itself a lot of the time. I mean, it will avalanche at times as well. But like, it's quite steep. It looks like curtains. And it's just like the most incredible skiing like, powder Stape. Sunshine big wide open, like the big faces. It's just what people dream of.

Nick VinZant 15:49

Now, why is the snow condition so important?

Jess Hotter 15:52

The snow, the snow is super important, especially up on those up on those really steep faces. Because if you got up there, and you came across just sheet ice and you're on a face like that, the good luck staying up there, you're going to be sliding to the bottom really, really quickly. And it's not going to be good. Those faces are like, I can't even think how many hundreds of meters it'd be like, like 1500 2000 foot faces. Maybe more? I don't really that would be about right. Yeah, easily, easily like some of those faces like 500 meters vert, easily. And imagine if you fell at the top, you would slide slash Tomahawk slash tumble all the way to the bottom, and you'd be really messed up. So the snow conditions are super important. So that doesn't happen.

Nick VinZant 16:41

Powder is better why? Powder

Jess Hotter 16:44

actually slows you down quite a lot. Slug powder is slower to skater than like skiing on sheet ice. So and you can control your turns, you're able to make make proper turns, you're able to slow down and bleed speed. You have control, you have more control, essentially.

Nick VinZant 17:02

What is your favorite skiing lingo? What is your least favorite skin lingo?

Jess Hotter 17:08

Oh, I do like having your meat or checking your carcass. Those are pretty good.

Nick VinZant 17:15

Chucking your caucus is good, especially with the accent.

Jess Hotter 17:17

You know, if you're talking about somebody, and they're like, Man, I forgot the meat today. That means they just like, seem to it off everything and just chucked themselves off stuff, which is pretty, pretty fun. Like it very, it can also like bring, bring, like the mental image of somebody just chucking themselves or something not really giving a crap about the landing and just maybe just blowing up and sometimes writing up and more often than not, not really getting out of it.

Nick VinZant 17:45

So is it a is it a compliment? Or an insult? Or a little bit of both?

Jess Hotter 17:50

Kind of somewhere in between? Yeah.

Nick VinZant 17:53

It depends on the it depends on the outcome, I guess.

Jess Hotter 17:56

Yeah. Or how can pry? How can price pretty good? Like it's Yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah. And I do a lot of that. So

Nick VinZant 18:03

what would you say is kind of your general style? Like, do you feel like you're more cautious than other people? Are you kind of like, I'm just gonna go for it and see what happens.

Jess Hotter 18:10

It depends on the day, some days really like feeling it and you're like, I'm just gonna frickin go for it, see what happens. And just, you just seen that. But then there are other times when you're just like, feeling incredibly cautious or not super solid on your skis, or yeah, there's like times when you're just not quite feeling it as much and that's when you're way more cautious. But I think it I think a lot of it's like the vibe that you have with your group of like the group that you're skiing with. One of my bass like one of my most like memorable progression sessions where I've like felt like I learned a lot all in the space of a couple of hours was when I was up at the summit of treble cone and the end it was like a fresh power morning. We had exclusive access to the summit before everybody else and we were filming. And I watched Zoe, I don't know if you know, Zoe Sadowski she's a really really she's like at the top of female snowboarding right now. She's an absolute badass Kiwi girl. She chucked a backflip off one of the off one of the rocks and I was like, Is today the day I tried I was like, Screw it. I'm gonna do it. And I did it landed it and was like, fuck yeah. All right, let's go again and went off the bigger one. There was like a big a diving board and I was like, I'm just gonna go for it. Let's do it. And yeah, landed my backflip off the first time and I was like this okay, this is sick, like, and it's all about the vibe and like the people cheering you on and the hype I feel like is a huge, huge part of it.

Nick VinZant 19:39

Is it a thing though? We're like that can bite you in the ass? Yes.

Jess Hotter 19:42

Yeah. Actually, I got hyped up by like one of the one of the frames up a mountain cardies this season. And right at the end of the season, I was kind of having a more chill day and I was like God softening up nicely, but I don't know if I'm feeling trying to cook 70 Getting today. Because I've been trying to learn cork sevens the season. And my first attempt, I hit my head really hard. And then my second attempts, I had a really good day and then this would have been like the third day try. And I was like, No, I think I'm just gonna chill and then buddy came up and was like, Oh, you're gonna try cork seven. It's so good today, you should definitely do it. And I was like, no, no, I'm just chilling. And then I got on the chairlift and was like, hyping myself up was like, Ah, fuck, I'm gonna try it again. And then I tore I tore the grade to tore the ligament tore the MCL on my knee and grade one PCL and tibial. Plateau bone bruising. So sometimes you get that high pop, and sometimes it doesn't pay off. Can

Nick VinZant 20:40

you pinpoint the difference? Like why today? Do I feel good? And I'm skiing good. And then why tomorrow? Am I just like, it's just not, it's just not there. For me.

Jess Hotter 20:50

A lot of it's conditions for me. It's like having Yeah, in New Zealand, especially, there's only a select number of days, you're not going to get a powder every day. And a power day is when you like try stuff, you don't try and push yourself and you learn new things. But you know, we don't get that every day. So when we do get those power days, a lot of the time we're really really hyped up in New Zealand, we're like, yo, let's do it. Bye. But then, you know, and then there's those days when it's not as good or you haven't gone up with the intention of trying something because it is like quite a lot of pressure to put us to put that on yourself to be like, I'm gonna try something today that really scares me. So like, when you haven't mentally prepared for that, sometimes it's not, you know, it's not worth doing it. When I was growing up with the cork seven, I was I was planning that like, two days in advance.

Nick VinZant 21:39

How do you know the difference between like, okay, maybe I need to push myself a little bit. Like, I need to push myself, I need to get out of the comfort zone versus like, Oh, I'm not ready for this. Like, I shouldn't do this.

Jess Hotter 21:50

That is the golden question right there. It's preparation. It's sometimes you don't know. And sometimes you do know and, and that's when you like, get help from other people. When you're like, Okay, you've seen me trying to do, let's say, my caucus evens the season, they're like, Okay, you've seen me doing my caucus evens on the trampoline? What do you think? And some people will be like, yep, you have 100%. Got it, you should just chuck it, go for it. And then other people will be like, actually, I think you can control them better. I think we can work on your cork sevens on the trampoline more so that when you do go and try and do it on skis, you don't end up upside down and in a really unsafe place. Like you need to know where you are. So taking all of that feedback, and then try to find a middle ground to figure out if you think that you're at that level and ready to try it. And whether you're hyped up enough to do that. So that's kind of what I was doing the season was trying to figure out that line.

Nick VinZant 22:47

Do you think that you generally push yourself more? Or do you hold yourself back more?

Jess Hotter 22:54

Oh, I think I think lately, I've been holding myself back a little bit more than I want. And I think that's come from circle back around to that tomahawk. I think some of that, I think having some really, really gnarly, really big crashes. Definitely makes you reevaluate the decisions you're making. And whether you feel comfortable and feel safe doing things. So that's kind of what that's my current mental space is trying to figure out. You know, I was trying to get back into that really hyped up really excited really push myself vibe more often. Because I'm finding I'm stepping back a little bit more often than I was. So

Nick VinZant 23:41

this is one of your winning runs. Yeah. So where is where I'll pause it really quick. So like, where is this? What are you kind of thinking coming into this?

Jess Hotter 23:52

Yeah, so coming into this, I was incredibly nervous. The snow conditions that day were, we were wanting them to soften. So it was kind of they hadn't been very much snow in Europe. And we're essentially running like, pretty crusty kind of all over the place snow, especially if you were kind of going into the more sunny faces. They were going to be starting out pretty icy. So my face the face that I juggle where I've chosen to have my run my line was way more out in the sunshine. So I really wanted that to be getting the sun on it and to end with the to run format that day. It meant that our first run was going to be pretty damn I see. So the girls were the first to drop that day I believe the female skiers and I can't remember what number I dropped in the group whether I whether I dropped in first or not. But yeah, dropping into that device was pretty hectic. So

Nick VinZant 24:52

I mean to me, like looking at it like oh, okay, I didn't look that bad. Right but like is This is much different in real life than it appears even on this. Yeah,

Jess Hotter 25:04

right here. I'm thinking fuck I better make this turn excuse my language but I bet I better make this turn because this is right at the beginning. Because if you go directly to stop it, they're just to my right there is a cliff called Eagle I think it is. If I fell off the side there, it would have been game over. So I had to make onto this traverse track those first two turns were incredibly important.

Nick VinZant 25:33

Now what everybody take a little bit of a different line. Yep.

Jess Hotter 25:37

Yeah, a lot of people choose different lines. Some people choose really similar lines. This right here, I'm going into the Loisel cliff. And this was opened up I think by Stefan hosel. He's a Austrian freeride skier. Think essentially fun. Yeah, anyways, real sixth gear. Super icy right there.

Nick VinZant 26:00

How fast are you going through here?

Jess Hotter 26:03

Oh, I wouldn't actually know the speed. But all I know is I'm trying to hang on as much as possible because the snow was super icy. Right here. I get a little bit backseat. You can see there I just about loads up. My hand comes across the front of me. And there's a lot of like little chunks of heavy debris, especially right here skiing out of this, but he had his little chunks of heavy debris in shift everywhere. So that that there was pretty

Nick VinZant 26:26

scary. It doesn't look like there's that much snow. No,

Jess Hotter 26:30

you can see old tracks in it. If you look carefully, there's spots where you can see other people's old tracks. The best. Yeah, yeah, the best note this is really crusty where I'm skiing here. So here I was thinking just stay on your feet. My legs were really tired at this point. And I was like, I just need to stay on my feet. I need to be careful because it's really crusty snow. And then off this I definitely did not go fast enough kind of landed on that bush. But out here so the bottom of your run. You're just like, I just have to make it to the bottom. I just you can't crash now you can't crash. Now you just have to get to the bottom. Oh my God, my legs hurt. My legs hurt. I'm hurt. This is all that's going through my head. It's like I just need to get to the gates. I just need to get to the gates. My legs are sore.

Nick VinZant 27:13

Oh, it's way up there. Right like this is up above anything else. Yeah,

Jess Hotter 27:20

this is yeah. So we hiked up to this one. This was probably about a 15 minute 15 minute hike an hour's hike for me being slow. So just here out of the starting gate. It's really, really shocking underneath the snow. So you're trying to be light on your feet. So I was just thinking light on my feet light on my feet. I had no time to prepare for that run.

Nick VinZant 27:38

How far down is that first like verb right here to like where you're gonna lay it How far would you say that is that you just skate through it? That's

Jess Hotter 27:45

actually not a cliff.

Nick VinZant 27:46

Oh, it's not. It's so different. It looks so different when you see it.

Jess Hotter 27:50

Yeah, it's sort of a cliff, but you can just skate. I guess I did pop over it. It's just little. So here. I'm like, oh, what where's the entrance? Oh, yep, there it is. Jeez, that was quick. That came up really fast. Okay, go slow. Avoid the rocks. And then turn off here, right here. Yep. Man, it was like sweet. Okay, one turn. Oh, shit. Oh shit. I'm too low. I'm too low. Just made it to the cliff. I'm going to crash here because I just landed on a tree. I was in the air going. There's no way I'm gonna make that somehow skied through the tree. And then here I started telling myself I was like, keep going keep going. Don't slow down be fluid be like Director Comey be like Director Comey don't stop and hit that cliff. And then at the bottom, I was just like, Yeah, but as you come into that shade line, it instantly turns to flat light.

Nick VinZant 28:39

Yeah, I didn't realize that was that steep when they zoom out? You can really see it. Like, alright, I'm watching this like, that looks steep. And then they zoom out like Whoa,

Jess Hotter 28:48

it's honestly not as steep I think is what is what it looks it would be better and maybe in the better in the GoPro. Yeah, just here as you hit the shade line. You couldn't see anything because it was dead flat. It was like flat light. Super early in the morning, just after sunrise. So I skied into it being like, I really hope there's nothing that I had here to blow up my run at the bottom, but I can't see. So the funny the funny thing about that, um, that day that went and ran and Fieberbrunn was because it was a two run day. I went and did my first run was the winning run. And my second run was that heinous Tomahawk

Nick VinZant 29:29

Oh, god, yeah. But if you but you don't know like you couldn't just back out was like, No, I think I got this. I'm not gonna do this second one.

Jess Hotter 29:37

I could have. There's one athlete that did Andrew Pollard. He came down and was like, he finished his first run. He's like, Nope, that's the best I can see that face. I'm not going and doing it again. And the you know, so he decided to stay stay down the bottom whereas the rest of us decided to go back for round two. And to be honest, like you do one run and you're pretty cooked. So then you go on He's pretty much over. Yeah, like you got him for round two and you need to be, it needs to be reasonably good conditions. It's pretty hectic.

Nick VinZant 30:06

So where's this?

Jess Hotter 30:08

That's in Canada? Man that looks steep. That was deep. That was my first time skiing like many spines and then tomahawk.

Nick VinZant 30:19

Oh, what happened? I mean, like how

Jess Hotter 30:23

I have a habit of landing too far forward. I'm not very used to landing and powder as much because like, we don't really have as much in New Zealand. So I'm used to landing a little bit like a little bit more for point on the front, and I just did that the ladder too far forward, straight over the boss.

Nick VinZant 30:40

Now, how did you try to stop yourself when that happens? Like, is there something you can do to like, Okay, I gotta get this under control or you just hope and pray your hope

Jess Hotter 30:50

and pray. If you if your Tomahawk and there's nothing you can do. You just have to let it play out. Did you get hurt? And this one? No, as long as wait.

Nick VinZant 30:58

No, looking back on it. Would you say that? This is the kind of thing like, oh, you know what? Looking back on it. Maybe this was too much for me, huh?

Jess Hotter 31:06

No, I think it I think it was definitely pushing my boundaries. It was learning it was learning for sure. I think it was a good face to learn on. On my first run, I actually posted up in one spot and stopped for a little bit. And I did land that cliff once on the second on that on that time. I didn't though. But I did skate and landed I just skied at slower and didn't make it look as good.

Nick VinZant 31:30

That's in the Canadian Rockies. Yeah, so

Jess Hotter 31:33

that's up near golden. And we're just filming we're doing some filming last season for the head, the head movie. And for blanc as well. So it was kind of like jewel footage. That was just like a really fun cruising line down the face was really pretty nice in the sunshine.

Nick VinZant 31:49

This looks like really good conditions. Yeah,

Jess Hotter 31:53

this was actually crashed at the end. That was super, super nice. No, we got really lucky with this trip. So golden hadn't had a lot of snow. There was actually the same same trip and golden. So this is some of the more like pillow skiing, pillow skiing stuff. But yeah, that like the whole season, they hadn't had a lot of snow that was really sketchy conditions. They had lots and lots of fastening, which was super dangerous. And this was at the end of the like near the near the end of the season when things have started to like mellow out and the snowpack and we got like this really lucky 10 centimeters of snow. Like each day, we'd ski in the morning, and then in the afternoon, it would like some afternoon evening it would snow like 1015 centimeters. And then so after a few days, like these problems were on and it was so fun.

Nick VinZant 32:44

That's pretty much all the questions I got. Is there anything you think we missed? Or what's kind of coming up next for you? How can people get a hold of you.

Jess Hotter 32:51

Um, so for the next little bit, I'm heading back over to Canada to hopefully do some more filming. Previously, I've been working with blanc collective and we've created a couple ski movies. So go check those out if you get the chance. And also the heads head freeskiing unified movies pretty sick this year. We really like he'd released their first team movie this year. So it's super, super sick. Yeah, so hopefully just heading back over to Canada. During some more filming, I'll jump back into the qualifier competitions at the end of the season, and just be genuinely getting after it. But if you want to check anything out, just check out like the Freeride World tours, website and pages, the Freeride World qualifiers and my personal Instagram is just how to ski. I

Nick VinZant 33:39

want to thank Jess so much for joining us if you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description. If you want to see more of some of the skiing that we talked about the YouTube version of this interview will be live on December 14 at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you prefer a buffet or a food court?

John Shull 34:14

I think my my answer has changed as I've gotten older. And my younger days, it would have been a buffet as much as I can eat. Just keep dishing it out like now with a food court. I feel I feel that would be my answer now because what's the old adage? It was quantity over quality when I was younger. As I get older, it's quality over quantity now, I

Nick VinZant 34:38

actually completely agree with that. I really thought that you were gonna say buffet overall and I would have gone buffet, probably all throughout my 20s and maybe my early part of my 30s but now I would say food court I appreciate a food court much more because you can still get various different things But you don't have to go in like all in. The only

John Shull 35:02

problem with either of those things is the pandemic kind of killed off most, most good food courts in my area,

Nick VinZant 35:12

it's harder to find a good buffet than it was a couple of years ago. I would also say that my cheat now, the only exception that I would make a sushi buffet, if there's sushi buffet, that's no question in my mind. Like I'm going for that. That's the most money I'm willing to spend on a buffets for sushi buffet. Anything else? I'm not spending over $15

John Shull 35:29

I'm quite impressed that you eat sushi.

Nick VinZant 35:32

Oh, I love it. I love it.

John Shull 35:34

Okay, okay. Um, I don't even know I'm I'm flabbergasted by that with your childish eating habits. But sushi is amazing. So yeah,

Nick VinZant 35:44

dude, I don't understand. I feel like you're taking a shot at me there. I don't really much appreciate it.

John Shull 35:48

I mean, well, if anyone views the video of this, I look like a seven year old little boy who just came in from playing outside in the snow. So why

Nick VinZant 35:56

would you need to wear a hat like that inside? I have never understood why you would need to wear that inside.

John Shull 36:02

I mean, I don't need to wear it inside. I'm wearing it for this recording. Because I want to and I'm you know, it's a it's a statement piece. You know what I mean? It's like, Oh, okay. Detroit Lions baby Super Bowl winners. Let's go. Have they ever won a Super Bowl? Have never even been to the Super Bowl. Okay, so

Nick VinZant 36:21

probably shouldn't say Super Bowl winners. Oh, I have results of our poll. I have the results. Sorry to interrupt you. Yes. 63 63% of people said they prefer a buffet over a food court. I would imagine that that is a younger audience. I do think that the older audience would go food court over buffet.

John Shull 36:38

Yeah, I would. I would definitely agree with your assessment of our demographic there. i But then again, you stick me in a buffet setting and I'm hungry.

Nick VinZant 36:48

I mean, what do you think's gonna happen? I would rather have a really crappy buffet than a really good dinner. Yes,

John Shull 36:55

I would rather have a crappy buffet option for $15 or more than a nice meal. All right. Shout outs here to the people that matter not you and I, James Scott, Vince Leary. Ed Russell Kailyn Midwood, Uri Mendoza, Sam Miko and that's a Miko not Michael, I have to make sure I say that. Jorge suns con Connie Rabbani. Bonnie. She's actually a fantastic person, but her name does happen rhymes. So I mean it is

Nick VinZant 37:35

that's got to be tough when you have a name that rhymes. Like you would

John Shull 37:39

think that like my name would be one that people wouldn't mess up, but it always gets messed up. And there's a little bit of a rant like John Shal. John show. Like your name is kind of scary, too, because I think a lot of people say VinZant or VinZant. Do you get a lot of vans dance. I

Nick VinZant 37:58

get a lot of vans and my name is Vi N Zant. But I think that there were some famous people who are Van Zandt. And so everybody just corrects it to that, because your brain just goes to the category it automatically just groups everything into the category and it's in that category. You're one of them.

John Shull 38:13

And by one of them, you mean peoples who names rhyme? No

Nick VinZant 38:17

people like if okay, I know that. Like once I think that somebody once your brain is able to put something in a category it's going to just put it in there regardless of where it is. So even though my name is VinZant it gets put in the Van Zandt category.

John Shull 38:30

Okay, yeah, all right, Van Van Zandt and see that's how it goes. It's just I actually have I have you in my phone still is Van Zandt? Believe it or not? Is it still misspelled? Probably, yes. Just not gonna change it.

Nick VinZant 38:47

And stuff like that. If you and your somebody's phone number into your account contacts, do you put the one in front of their area code?

John Shull 38:54

I do not know.

Nick VinZant 38:55

I do. I put the one in front of the area code as to start like one. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

John Shull 39:03

Yeah, I don't just because I mean, what's what's the point? I also have a house phone. So

Nick VinZant 39:09

can you you do have a landline? Which is ridiculous. Can you give me the cadence that you use when saying your phone number? Give me the cadence so I go like Sure. 321-407-2526 What is your phone number cadence?

John Shull 39:27

249-557-4673 Huh,

Nick VinZant 39:33

okay, okay, that's that's kind of the same but a little bit different. I think people have different phone number cadences. Okay. Anyway, I

John Shull 39:39

actually think it's kind of interesting to believe it or not, I will. Yeah. Anyways, let's end this. Bill Creighton, Marian Varga and Samuel Byas. Appreciate, okay,

Nick VinZant 39:51

I like a URI. I like a URI. A URI never had a problem with a URI.

John Shull 39:58

All right, well, so these bang arrows here came from an inebriated afternoon, couple days ago. So we'll see how these go. Who is the more overrated actor playing a Christmas personality? It'll make sense once I get to America Will Ferrell as elf, Jim Carrey as the Grinch, or Chevy Chase out of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. National

Nick VinZant 40:24

I mean, Chevy Chase made his own character so I think that he gets a pass in that regard. Jim Carrey is perfect for the Grinch. And I've just never really liked Will Ferrell. I don't really like any Christmas movies. I could care less about any Christmas movies. I don't care about Christmas movies. I don't want to see Christmas movies. I don't like Christmas movies. I think it's what you do when you don't like it's it's pandering to me. I don't like it at all. Because they're not good. They're just like, I'll put Christmas in it. And then we'll make it crappy. And everyone will be like, well, it's

John Shull 40:57

Christmas. Feel like you could say that for any seasonal movie? I mean, there are some, you know, as I'm trying to think like, It's a Wonderful Life is good. As a good message, I think to me, it's like anything, it's after the originals have been made. And then everyone else tries to piggyback off of that, by oh, let's have It's A Wonderful Life. Part Two. Like you can't do that. Or it's a Christmas story. It's a Christmas Story story or something like, Come on, man. All right, well, we can choose to have fun with this one, or you can shut it down. I feel like you're going to shut it down. But we'll try it anyways. You have to kill one, marry one, and be in a relationship only with one obviously that excludes an elf, Santa Claus, or a reindeer?

Nick VinZant 41:46

Well, I mean, I'm gonna kill the reindeer. Because otherwise it's gonna get real weird. Real fast. So yeah, kill the reindeer. I mean, you're gonna dip into the elf, right? Like, why not try it? Right? Like it's you have a couple India. It's probably like some kind of thing. Just venture down that road and never talk about it again. So you marry Santa Claus. Probably a very pleasant, pleasant person. What are you going to do?

John Shull 42:12

I had it in my mind that I was probably going to kill off Santa. Because he can't be that happy and jolly. I would probably marry the reindeer because that's just get out of the way. And then I don't have to worry about you talking anymore. I don't have to you know I can we'll just feed you. And you'll just stay out in the yard. Like I can

Nick VinZant 42:32

live in the house. You're gonna have sex with a reindeer? No.

John Shull 42:35

We'll get it out of the way. That's not let's not let's not you know, let's not go let's not make it creepy. Hear I'm you know, that's just

Nick VinZant 42:44

there's no let let there's no us in making it creepy. That was just you. You didn't think this through at all? Why wouldn't you just kill the rain? Because

John Shull 42:54

the other two are they talk? Right? Like they're like they have to live with you. The reindeer who I would prefer you know, just because I married the reindeer doesn't have to mean that we have you know, do anything.

Nick VinZant 43:06

You adapt to explain to people why you're married to a reindeer. And I think my

John Shull 43:11

reasoning would be fine. Like it doesn't talk. It's sits out in the yard. I don't have to worry about you know, yelling at me complaining. I don't have to cook dinner.

Nick VinZant 43:22

I mean, I kind of understand but like, No, I'm not. I get it. I get what you're trying to go for. Right like I get it. But yeah, it's just kill the reindeer. That's much easier.

John Shull 43:36

I mean, if I have to, you know, get on with with one of these creatures, then obviously you kill the reindeer. I have a one off a Santa and I married the elf.

Nick VinZant 43:48

And we never did specify was a female alpha male.

John Shull 43:53

I mean, listen, I don't I didn't either. I guess either, or, I suppose.

Nick VinZant 43:59

No, I think that you marry Santa. I mean, you're not going to be that nice and have a bad many other problems. Yeah.

John Shull 44:09

Okay, but that seemed a lot better. Like when I was discussing it after a few beers. Maybe? Maybe it is still a fun question. I don't know.

Nick VinZant 44:17

I have always been fascinated by the idea that like it really just depends on whenever you ask someone a question or ask a group a question. It just completely depends whether that's a work setting a personal setting, how the first person answers it, whichever way that that person goes, sets, the set of standard of your question was stupid or good. And you could ask the same question in a different setting and it's brilliant. You ask it in this setting, and some of the first person goes negative with it and you're doomed.

John Shull 44:45

Yeah, or it's like the lemming effect. One person answers one way and then everyone. Oh, yeah, well, I'll write that in that like, it's like

Nick VinZant 44:53

we talked about earlier. What now it's in the category. Once it's put in a category now it's in the category

John Shull 44:59

It's you know, it's yeah, it's yeah. Anyways, I'm still thinking about really?

Nick VinZant 45:04

Yeah, you've why you wouldn't marry and reindeer. Okay. Whenever do you live your life?

John Shull 45:10

Let me live my life. Alright. Have a I have a question more? It's more of a question to ask. I think I know the answer, but I want to get your opinion on it. Say you haven't put up Christmas lights? And it's two weeks before Christmas. Is that is it? Should you have the mentality of it's never too late? Or should you just scrap it and go on to next year?

Nick VinZant 45:38

It's, it's never too late unless it is within one week of Christmas. If it's within one week of Christmas, and you haven't done it, and there hasn't been some kind of extemporaneous reason like you lost a family member, or you got stuck in Antarctica or something like that. I think you can go ahead and put them up. But if it's within one week of Christmas, then there's no reason that you just have to keep them down. Like you messed up, right? You can't show up to the game in the fourth quarter without warming up and think you're gonna get to play. You just skip the whole game, right? Don't show up at work at 445 and be like I'm here.

John Shull 46:15

When you're five,

Nick VinZant 46:16

right? Yep, I agree. You shepherds.

John Shull 46:19

Alright. That's it, man. Let's move on. That's

Nick VinZant 46:23

it. Okay, so our top five is top five mall stores. And these are the most iconic stores? Like do you remember the stores at the mall? Specifically? Right? You know, you think about the mall. You think about these kinds of places? What's your number five.

John Shull 46:39

So there was surprisingly was a ton. There's a lot when you think about it, of stores that started off as mall exclusive. And then they tried branching out. Usually most of these places I'm going to talk about weren't very successful outside of malls, and had to go back in. But regardless, we'll start obviously, with my number five, which is lids.

Nick VinZant 47:02

My number five is also lids.

John Shull 47:05

Yeah, okay, yeah, that's out of all of the options, we have the same number five, which is a little, usually that doesn't happen. No,

Nick VinZant 47:14

not usually on the fifth one. But I think lids is number five. Because you're either going to, you're going to at least look in there or every guy is either going to look in or go into lids, even if he has no interest in buying a hat, you're gonna look at it at least.

John Shull 47:29

And it's always the most crappiest small store. It's just, it's not a very well put together store. However, no organization is terrible. But you got to walk in there at least you know, if you're walking by it, like you said, As a man, you have to just check in you have to duck in real fast. Do you number four. So this one is just based upon its iconic newness. I don't it's not a store that I would go to. But however, Build A Bear workshops.

Nick VinZant 47:59

I thought about Build A Bear. I thought about Build A Bear. I think Build A Bear is probably actually keeping malls alive in some places.

John Shull 48:08

I mean, I've been there. I think one of my siblings had went there and gotten a bear. It's, you know, I'm sure everyone has gone there or bed near one at least once in their life. How

Nick VinZant 48:19

are you going to be okay with marrying a reindeer and embarrassed to go to Build a Bear?

John Shull 48:25

I mean, once again, I feel like my reasoning for marrying the reindeer out of the other two options was sound. Because

Nick VinZant 48:33

Oh no, those things it like made sense. And then until somebody brought up one point, and then you're like, Oh, crap. I mean,

John Shull 48:39

I wasn't thinking sexually, like if we're, you know, I wouldn't, you know, wouldn't be a sexual relationship. What's your number? Duer.

Nick VinZant 48:48

My number four is a tie between JC Penney's and Macy's because that was the only reason that you are going to the mall as a little kid was because mom had to go to either JC Penney's, and if you are classy, or if you're having a classy day, like, No, we gotta get you something for pictures. Then you were going to Macy's? So those stores always stayed out of my mind. JC Penney and Macy's.

John Shull 49:08

I'm going to come back to that to those actually. Higher and higher on the list. Okay, okay. Kind of interesting that you have, huh? All right. My number three is is a tie actually my one of two ties on my list. This is Spencer's and hot topic.

Nick VinZant 49:25

Ah, I have those higher on the list. Okay, I have those higher on the list.

John Shull 49:31

I mean, I Spencers was great for gag gifts. They always had like the weird stuff. Hot Topic is hot topic. Yeah, there once again, I feel like a hot topic is more iconic than Spencer's. But I had to I had to group them in kind of as one store. Okay,

Nick VinZant 49:49

my number three is the massage kiosk at the mall. Because I'm always wondering like who the hell is getting a 10 minute massage from some random person in the middle of mall I didn't even know fascinated by that. I

John Shull 50:04

thought about putting that in like the the ear piercing.

Nick VinZant 50:08

So the key Yes, yeah. But I

John Shull 50:12

was like those aren't really I guess they are shops because it's uh, you know they make money, but I did. Yeah, but the mind.

Nick VinZant 50:18

I can also do like the phone case one where they have like 15,000 Different kinds of phone cases. You know, and they're all like somehow they're all crap.

John Shull 50:29

My number two, the Hallmark store.

Nick VinZant 50:33

Okay, I can see it. I can see it. That was a story that like you had to go to, like, Oh, I gotta go to Hallmark with mom. Yeah,

John Shull 50:41

we gotta go a $8 card in the 90s which was expensive for grandma who's not gonna even give a shit.

Nick VinZant 50:48

Can't even read it anymore. But she had to go. Yeah,

John Shull 50:52

yeah, you had to go man. I've the Hallmark store anyways, watch number two.

Nick VinZant 50:57

I thought about putting this in number one for a long time. But my number two is to borrows pizza.

John Shull 51:03

See once I left off like food court stuff because to me, like those aren't stores within the actual mall, but they are stores but whatever. Good good choice to borrow is. I mean, it's the pizza. It's the mall pizza chain. That's what it is.

Nick VinZant 51:18

It is it? I think it's easily the most iconic food place in the mall is tomorrow's pizza.

John Shull 51:24

That and I think Panda Express before that, like they're close for me Panda Express. And so borrow in the mall.

Nick VinZant 51:30

The only one that I would put. I wouldn't buy Panda Express. Maybe you went to a nicer more than I did. But I would go Spyros pizza and then I would go like wetzels pretzels or the whatever kind of pretzels store was there? That was the only place in the world you could get pets pretzels was a mall? Yes.

John Shull 51:48

I wanted to put this on my list. It's funny you say that? I did it because I thought it was hyperlocal. But we had a place at a mall at the mall, which was a child called a pretzel peddler. And man, you would pay like four bucks and get like little dunkers and all this cheese and good times. That

Nick VinZant 52:05

was the only place you could get a pretzel baseball game or the mall. What's another one? I would say Jamba Juice. Well, there's always like some kind of smoothie place before they got really popular. Yeah,

John Shull 52:17

Orange. Man. There was one Orange Crush or something. Yeah, there's always one orange. Julius. Yes, Orange. Julius Julius. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 52:27

Now I can still remember the location of this of Barros pizza at the mall. We used to go to remember exactly what he said as big as pizzas. Okay. What's your what's your, what's your number one? I

John Shull 52:39

mean, I kind of alluded to it. It's I mean, it has to be JC Penney's and Macy's. I mean, I remember going to the mall you like you'd start in the middle and then you'd go hit one at the one end. And you have to walk all the way to the other end. So go the other store, and you had to hit both. You had

Nick VinZant 52:56

to? Did they have Did you ever have a mall with a Sears too? Did you have to go to Sears? Well, yeah,

John Shull 53:00

Sears for sure. But the Sears is there the I feel like they're thriving. Now. Sears came back for whatever reason. And I feel like Macy's and JC Penney are kind of you know, yeah, but I guess you I guess you could really couple all three. And as one. I did want, I felt I actually put an asterisk here. If we were doing like home based Leno, like personal number ones, and not trying to be 100% You know, 100% and real about this. I would have put Steve and Barry's as my number one. I don't even know what that is. It was the place where you could go get like $5 graphic T shirts like Michigan State T shirts and all these all they were were green and white. And they just said Michigan State like that's it or like, Oh,

Nick VinZant 53:44

they're just cheap cheap T shirts. There was always like the weird sporting goods store that was in the mall. That was like they kind of had nothing, but they had everything at the same time.

John Shull 53:56

Yeah. Yeah, did like Dick's I think Dick's Sporting Goods I believe started or malls, but what I just

Nick VinZant 54:04

will never understand. I will never understand naming your store after body parts. I

John Shull 54:11

mean, what? It still makes me laugh because I'm a child. But, you know, we would say hey, we're going to Dick's to get some balls. Like you know, or something stupid. When

Nick VinZant 54:24

I was in Orlando, there was a store called BJs and I always thought that my business plan if I was ever like a regional manager would have to put all the BJs next to Dick's you wouldn't people would go there just to laugh. Like why are you coming here? Well, we're gonna go to that place to get my store picture taken and well, I guess we'll go buy something too. I think that's a marketing plan. My number one is hot topic. I think Hot Topic is the quintessential mall store because you're either gonna go in there and see something or you're gonna go in there and see someone like it's entertained. That's the most entertaining mall stores Hot Topic.

John Shull 54:58

Yeah, but by Far that and Spencers obviously.

Nick VinZant 55:01

Yeah, those are like quintessential ones right. And something

John Shull 55:05

Oh my honorable mention. I think it's up there too. And that's GameStop.

Nick VinZant 55:09

I have Gamestop on my honorable mention. What else do you have on your honorable mention?

John Shull 55:13

Let me let me open my list here. Yeah, so FYI, II

Nick VinZant 55:17

know Yeah, yeah. For your entertainment for your

John Shull 55:21

which would be like, Hey, I'm going to get a DVD that cost $5 At Walmart, but it's $18. There. Right. Right. It was like all crap. I don't know how they've stayed in business if even if they are in business. Famous footwear.

Nick VinZant 55:34

Okay, yeah. footlocker. Foot Locker could make foot lockers and oversight that probably could have made a run way up at the top. Then

John Shull 55:45

this one, a personal one again, but I remember many Christmas Eve is my father trying to figure out something creative for my mother for Christmas. So we would go to Things Remembered.

Nick VinZant 55:58

Hmm, like sentimental things. I'm going to get some crap but try to pull off like I care.

John Shull 56:04

I'm going to pay $40 to have you and your sisters named edged into a cup and give it to your mother.

Nick VinZant 56:13

I don't want any of that crap.

John Shull 56:16

I don't either. I don't even Yeah, no.

Nick VinZant 56:19

I would rather get nothing then get something like that. If I had a choice between you want like world's greatest dad coffee mug? Or nothing? Like Well, nothing, because at least I don't want to wash the cop or find reason to keep it.

John Shull 56:33

Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong, right. I mean, if I'll take it if it's from the heart, but if you know if I know you went out eight hours before Christmas morning and bought it. I mean,

Nick VinZant 56:44

yeah, that doesn't count. Right. Um, I have built a bear in my honorable mention. I have Gamestop the buckle I think could make a strong run. I just always hated that store because you couldn't get within. You could not get more than three feet into that store before somebody talked to you.

John Shull 57:02

I mean, I had a few written down but like the buccal gap. Era Postel Oh, yeah. But you know, I don't know. Those aren't eidetic Yeah.

Nick VinZant 57:15

Yeah, because they existed other places that you knew that you could like get those someplace else. Yeah, that's all I got.

Unknown Speaker 57:24

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Nick VinZant 57:27

Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance. Leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really does help out the show. And let us know what you think are some of the best mall stores. There's a lot when you get to thinking about it. I think Hot Topic is still kind of the iconic one. But let us know what you think man. There's definitely some other ones that can make a run for it.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Hi welcome to Profoundly Pointless, my name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode I sculptures and winter animals,

Shintaro Okamoto 0:21

in a way, I think there's a, there's a ghost that you always carry, you know, when you're creating something static was an ice, it's gone. And there's something very liberating about it, how warm ice and cold ice interact is very different. And these little sciences that we know, we manipulate to the max to create what we create. And then I use a chainsaw, no matter how big how small the sculpture is, I would say about 70% of the work we do we use a chainsaw,

Nick VinZant 0:51

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest creates some of the biggest, most intricate and awe inspiring ice sculptures in the world. This is World Champion ice sculptor, Shintaro aka Moto, what is it about ice like why ice? To me

Shintaro Okamoto 1:26

ice is the most under investigated underappreciated material, you know, ice is, is is ephemeral, it's it's a, you know, constantly changing, you know, deteriorating disappearing material, I see ice is more of a performance piece, you know, all the work that goes in there to create something, but I think I think the real power happens once he leaves our studio. You know, ice has a volume, but no color, other, you know, with the transparency. So, you know, it relies on its silhouette and contour. It's Crystaline in the sense that it really resolved its volume through light. So we have to think about, you know, refractions is has, I think a real fitting place in places like events industry, because it's that one time, you know, of the moment, kind of physical Ising, the time passing kind of thing, you know, that

Nick VinZant 2:28

makes sense to me in the sense that art that ice is art is always changing is that something that kind of draw drew you to it, in that regard, that this sculpture that I created at eight o'clock is not going to be the same as the sculpture is at nine o'clock.

Shintaro Okamoto 2:42

I mean, that constant changing is definitely attractive, you know, no matter how much we kind of have, idea, a plan of what it will do. It's always defies expectations, you know, because there are so many variables to what what, what will change ice from the room temperature to airflow to, you know, sunlight, or how much people are touching, interacting. And, and to me, it's just humbling because, you know, my, my formal training as a painter, something that's incredibly on the up, you know, static on the other end of it. And, and then once you create something, it stays and lives with you. And on a personal level, or, you know, I see what I learned from but I'm always running to move on to, to kind of you know, grow from that point. It's, you know, when you making something I think that stays you're thinking about what next can you create, and in a way I think there's a there's a ghost that you always carry, you know, when you're creating something static was an ice, it's gone. And there's something very liberating about it. And it has allowed me to just really focus and enjoy the process

Nick VinZant 4:05

is ice from a technical standpoint, is it fundamentally harder or easier to work with and other sculpting mediums as

Shintaro Okamoto 4:12

a sculpting process is very similar to any other hard material carving, you know, it's essentially reductive carving. But you know, the tools that we use from chain saws, chisels, drills, saws, you know, it's about, you know, taking away the negative material and you know, creating a form that lives within a space. So if you have a very sharp material you know, it's it's a very similar process. It's a big difference with I think any other material is that you can execute incredibly fast. So what it takes for in days and weeks, months with stone or wood, we can realize it in hours. And I think that's something very, very different.

Nick VinZant 5:03

Why is that? Is it just because ice is a more malleable material? Or because of the techniques that you're using? Like, why are you able to do it faster?

Shintaro Okamoto 5:10

I think with a sharp, sharp tools, it's very receptive to cutting, you know, I mean, I mean, I think that's the interesting about ice as a material is there's this constant kind of polar dichotomy to it, that it's, but it's because it's, it's hard, but it's soft, it's, it's strong, but it's fragile. And, you know, depending on how ice gets hit on the surface, at what angle, it reacts very differently. You know, it's heavy, but it's it's buoyant, you know, it floats in water, you know, it's a very interesting material.

Nick VinZant 5:52

Yeah, I would imagine that you could crack it all the way through quite easily.

Shintaro Okamoto 5:57

You can I mean, if you have an ice pick that has a force in one singular, you know, point it can shatter. But if you take a sledgehammer and try and break ice, he actually doesn't break that that easily. You know? So how you hit and where you hit, ice behaves very differently.

Nick VinZant 6:18

Did you step into another medium? Could you go work with wood? Or go work with stone? Like, could you? Could you translate to another medium easier than somebody could come into ice? Do you think

Shintaro Okamoto 6:28

the act of carving is very similar? The tools we use to carve is very similar. But like with any material, it has its own tendencies that we all have to learn. So it does a crossover? Well, yeah, I think it does cross over well, and, and then the rest is all small things, you know, you know how ice behaves in below freezing environment is very different from how ice behaves in above freezing melty environment, how warm ice and cold ice interact is very different. And these little sciences that we know, we manipulate to the max to create what we create.

Nick VinZant 7:16

So where do you get the ice from? Like, does it have to? Is it a special kind of ice or is it just man I just fill up. This is just regular old ice,

Shintaro Okamoto 7:26

it is a special kind of ice. You know, in the industry standard is the ice, there's the carving blocks, it's a crystal clear ice, it's crystal clear because it's it's free of any air bubbles, that's trapped inside that would naturally happen when you're freezing still still water. You know, if you have a bucket of water in a freezer or below freezing environment as is you'll get very cloudy white ice, like ice, again, conventional freezer in your refrigerator. Right? Those are tiny air bubbles, so it gets trapped inside. Because, you know in the process basically, when you're freezing from all sides, the last place that freeze is the middle of your water. And at that point, as water freezes these, these air bubbles from the air from HTO. You know, as he becomes more static, kind of kind of kind of release itself. And you know, there's no place for that to go. So you get these cloudy ice, clear ice happens. Where you we have two things One Direction freezing. So it's not freezing from all around but from for our machines and our machines, not a special machine that we build, but it's an industry standard machine. But it freezes from bottom up where there's only a coolant in the bottom and all the rest of the sides just have installations to kind of keep the temperature focused, so freezes bottom up. And the second thing is moving water agitating the water as it freezes by, by freezing one direction, you're keeping the impurities in air bubbles on the surface of the ice as he freezes. And by moving the water it kind of brushes the surface of the water constantly and releases to air bubbles as it goes. It's a slower process than freezing still water. So it takes about about three days a cycle, an industrial machine makes two blocks per machine. Usually, each block is about 300 pounds about you know for little over 40 gallons of water. And I mean that's that's how you making me. i It's often said that he kind of mirrors how Lake ice is made, because Lake ice is kind of inverting that that idea. Lake ice naturally is kind of moving circulating within that lake. So the water is constantly moving and it's freezing from top down. You know the bottom is the warmest you know, you know relatively so oftentimes an old times that you know once you cut the whole snow part of the top Ice you get a very clear you know blueish ice that you can pull out

Nick VinZant 10:05

Will you ever use kind of like natural ice will you ever do that

Shintaro Okamoto 10:09

I have I'm gonna have an opportunity there are you know very choice i sculpting competitions exhibitions way up doors you know they're famous ones are like the ice Alaska up in Fairbanks, Alaska to Yellowknife up up in Yukon Territory in Canada, you know and where you can get naturalized and it's where very hardcore ours Carver's will love to come get together and it's, it's come become a pilgrimage for a you know, top ice carvers to, you know, eventually get to where you get to carve natural big blocks of ice to to carve something. I've always had a chance, you know, opportunity to carve glace glacial ice in the past, you know, I Carina ice ice berg, that was really interesting. As if that's a there's a different ice where ice resulted from, you know, just 1000s of years of compacted snow and raining whatever into it. It's actually not a great carving ice. It's got a lot of sediments and volcano ashes and all these things that will really damage your tools right away. And it's very, you know, porous and brittle and unexpected. But it's you know, it's definitely a fun experience.

Nick VinZant 11:29

So then when you work on the ice, like what, what temperature you like, ideally like you're trying to work on the ice and this temperature of a room.

Shintaro Okamoto 11:37

There are two ways of carving though we we all come across we are either a wet Carver or dry Carver dry Carver's are those who carve in the freezer, or below freezing environment. Wet Carver's are those who carve outside the freezer, you know, my father, who taught myself and you know, many of the, the carver's that have grown to, you know, become principal Carver's, for us in our studio, we all were taught. As wet Carver's, first, there's a lot more variables to to planning, think about because your ice is melting as you're carving. Now, clear ice is slow melting ice, much, much slower than kind of the conventional kind of cloudy white ice, you know, being clear of air bubbles means he's got least amount of surface areas, and the rate of melting other than the temperature is really the exposure to that surface, where air can can really react to the temperature more. So crystal clear ice is very slow melting ice and, and you know, even in the hottest days and you know, in the above 90 degrees, it's, it's, it's workable. And of course, we just have to plan that much more to it, you know, you have to really plan your steps, you know, you need to save your details to the very, very end, you know, what you want to think about where you want to exaggerate certain forms. So you can kind of really hit that spot right when you're done. A dry carving is then is visibly different. Uh, a game, you know, when you're doing something very, very, you know, meticulous detailed. A dry carving, carving in the freezer will definitely free as of, of, you know, worrying about losing losing those details. So at that point, you can really focus on on the you know, the forms and and really push the boundaries of the materials. But sometimes it's harder to see where you're going to get because when you cars inside the freezer, your your eyes tend to get a little bit you know, hazier. So in which case we have to kind of blow torch the surface or heat on the surface to to get it all clear up, I think you'll learn a lot more as a woodcarver. It's it's kind of a old school way Old World way of carving something and, you know, just like anything, you know, the old ways it just everything's just more manual. You know, it's everything's little more right at the tip of your fingers and you got to be on your toes to get everything everything done. So you know, but we do both in our studio.

Nick VinZant 14:28

Is there a rivalry between the wet and dry Carver's like oh, look at this guy. Yeah, wet car where you can't carve dry.

Shintaro Okamoto 14:37

Well, I mean, if you get wet carve, I mean, everyone who dried carves. I mean any wet Carver's can go in the freezer and be like, Wow, this is so great. You know, it's not melting so I can have so much more fun. But I've come across many dry carvers, Carver's have only carved inside the freezer. Just panic when you're carving outside because, you know they Haven't had the the foresight that brain muscle to really know to plan your your course of action, you know, because your ice is melting. So I think there's definitely advantage when you know how to carve, do you

Nick VinZant 15:16

have to kind of anticipate how the ice is going to change like, Okay, I'm gonna make this feature, but I know I have to make it like this and then let it melt down and then it will look the way that I want it to. Yeah,

Shintaro Okamoto 15:29

this definitely certainly way to modify and manipulate, accommodate, adjust the design based on melting. But mainly, it's really again, like knowing ice as a material, oftentimes what we do, you know, we run an arts business, you know, we carve something and has leaves the studio, it needs to be wrapped, it needs to be transported, oftentimes disassembled in parts, and then deliver to a site and then reassembled and then go through the duration of the event. And, and live through its peak, you know, viewing in those hours. So we know we have to think about all of that as we're carving it. So if you're carving something pointy, will often not take it to that point, but give a little bit of bluntness, you know, blunt tip at the edge, and that gives strength so that when you hit it, it, you know, when you wrap it, or as we hold it, it doesn't just break off, but he has enough taper that as he starts melting, or even even then, like he has, you know, he has suggestions of point already, but strength given by its volume, and the way he melts, really kind of follows that form some Carver's may keep it chunky and say, Well, this is gonna look great, you know, a couple hours into it. But I'm realized that it's, you know, if the silhouette, if the, if the lines are correct and tight, it it melts that way. You know, if you carve chunky, it stays chunky, even as it melts away and disappears. And I always believe that with ice sculpture, it's the first impression and as he melts away that memories told kind of stays, you know, so it's it to me I experiencing ice sculpture is really more about the memory of what it is then what really is that

Nick VinZant 17:45

kind of leads us into some of our listeners submitted questions. So are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions?

Shintaro Okamoto 17:51

Yeah, let's do it.

Nick VinZant 17:52

So this first one is kind of along those lines in the sense that do you look at the fact that it melts as sad or what makes it special,

Shintaro Okamoto 18:01

I certainly am in a camp of of it being very special, that it melts away on a personal level, it's, it's that it's that practice of letting go for me that I really appreciate. You know, it's, it's, I get to really focus on the process, the beauty of working with ice is not the fighting of it disappearing, it's really the embracing of it disappearing, that's what makes it special. It's really amazing when people see our work and and be so amazed at how much work you put into something that's disappearing. And that that gap really activates the sculpture and that I think the art experience like nothing else a sculpture Do you know

Nick VinZant 18:51

follow up that insightful and thoughtful answer with how do you get rid of it like do they just let it melt? They just throw it in the bathtub like what do you do? Yeah,

Shintaro Okamoto 19:00

there's a lot of logistics there there's definitely an art of its own and disposing ice but essentially it's about breaking it and you know controlled contain breaking and again that you know that's similar question of is is sad to break it can come into play but I think all of us who work with ice also find it incredibly liberating to break it away to If anything, it's like this stress reliever you know, we often joke how you know we see these like, you know, break rooms where, where people can go into like, abandoned cars and smash things to relieve your stress. It's very close to that. You know, it's great to go in there and just break everything. I mean, if that's if our job is to just break well, we got it can be really fun. We can use various tools to break our eyes but our favorite tool of choices as Simple good ol ice pick,

Nick VinZant 20:01

is there anything that you can't do in the sense that like, oh, I would really like to do this, I would really like to do this sculpture, but you just can't do that with ice.

Shintaro Okamoto 20:10

There's a lot you can do with ice. I mean, the only thing is we can defy gravity. I mean, as I say, that's what I say to my clients, you know, we get to work with, you know, car designers, and, you know, design a runway and lighting designers and we've made chandeliers, you know, out of ice and hanging from the trusses. And there's so much that that, that the we been challenged to do and it's really about solving problems. What was

Nick VinZant 20:42

your personal favorite piece thing that you've done this, like, Ah, that was that was, that was my favorite.

Shintaro Okamoto 20:47

My favorite pieces are all public installations. You know, just because it's where we get the show slice of magic of what we do. And having the people who didn't expect to encounter our work, to, to find in their passing or days to, to see your work, and then interact with it, and interact with real physically, you know, where, where our pieces are, where we're where we invite people to touch our eyes. That's another thing that I always love is I love people touching our work, you know, in kind of, you know, art world etiquette, you don't touch art pieces, you know, you don't touch sculptures, but when people touch our sculptures, and then be like, Oh, wow, it's ice, it's really ice. And it's really this big. And why is it here, you know, and again, I love making ice sculptures in this city that I work in, because we've got to do some really cool things. And we get to have a lot of people, you know, experience our work, I've done pieces for we've frozen 1000 pairs of flip flops, in the middle of Union Square, where people were invited to, you know, try to melt the ice away and to grab, you know, parents of flip flops, or, you know, we've done you know, you know, cityscape, inspire pillars of ice, where people can walk around, like amaze. Just really cool things and to be able to again, share with people who are unexpecting Do you

Nick VinZant 22:39

think that can this love raise to the level of kind of high art? And when I think of kind of high art in terms of like Weronika or Mona Lisa, do you think that this medium can raise to that level of high art?

Shintaro Okamoto 22:52

I think so. Art is is is documented and and understood in such spectrum today. And it's, it's, I think it's ultimately where we choose to engage ourselves in.

Nick VinZant 23:10

So this one here? Yeah, this is essentially a shoe like, how did you do this?

Shintaro Okamoto 23:17

I mean, this is a great example of really having that little sneak peek of though magic or where you create something, you know, this is a you know, a video piece collaboration, we deal with hype Hypebeast, where we were I got to carve, you know, the Air Jordan, um, you can see the video, it starts from a block of ice and we you know, I cut it to the overall volume of, of the block. And I did a simple grid transfer of the image. And then I use a chainsaw, no matter how big how small the sculpture is, I would say about 70% of the work we do, we use a chainsaw, electric chainsaw that we use. And I cut the negative space. And then I do the basic leveling of the kind of the volume, the angles, I pushed the chase as much as I can. It's amazing. You can see how amazing level of finesse you can get from something as brute as chainsaw. You know, there's a lot that you can do. And then once we have the shape, pretty much said I use what we call a chipper, which is basically like a multi prong ice pick, which has been kind of a preferred tool, very similar to chisels, but much easier to maintain and eats ice much easier. So why use a chipper or chisel to get the final overall volume? And then I use die grinders to really fine tune shape, and dine grinders have different bits that heads they can create the shape. Like in this video I have Burr, which is this tiny prickled bit it says orange had bit that you've seen a video that really shaves off all the corners and edges of the shape that I've chipped away. And I really tend to smooths out the overall shape. And I really kind of finished the total complete outer volume of the shape. And then from there, I use finer bits like knife bits and needle bits, we call them. As you can see from the name, they had a finer tip. Sometimes I'll finish off with small chisels to, you know, push down certain areas. So I look like if overlapping ones on top of each other or going under. That's about it. And then I finish it off with either a torch or sometimes even a splash of water and get it all nice and clear.

Nick VinZant 26:11

I noticed that but what why is the bullet Now why does the blowtorch make it look like that? Like I'm looking at it? It's a little bit. I'll just use the word I kind of cloudy and then you hit it with that blowtorch. And I'm like, Oh my God. Yeah,

Shintaro Okamoto 26:24

yeah, well, you know, the fine. The final tools that we use are Sol Sol fine that in between the tool bit marks, snow gets inside, you know. So the haziness comes from the snow. And you know, in this instance, he was nice, cold day. So, you know, there's some Frost's that can remain or maintain on the ice surface. So we often do a finish with either water or blowtorch to get the true clarity to really kind of basically melt down the snow particles that that sticks to the ice. And once that's cleared up, we once we put it in the freezer, you know, all those wet surfaces will dry up right away, and it becomes a stable, you know, final state, you know, state is in a stage of the sculpture.

Nick VinZant 27:22

Now, how long would that how long did that take you to do? The sculpture itself

Shintaro Okamoto 27:27

probably took about an hour itself to really carve it, I would like to go fast as I can, because I'm carving outside the freezer one. So I'm wet carving here. So ice is slowly melting. But I can go that fast, because I took my time to plan my tools. You know, I can go that fast, because I did my drawing. So I think it's a very fair thing to always calculate what how much planning goes in there to, you know,

Nick VinZant 27:58

yeah, there's a huge difference between the time that like, I'm actually physically working on it versus the preparation for it. Yeah. Like, it's really impressive. I have no artistic ability, or whatever, like just just as this a whole car.

Shintaro Okamoto 28:15

Yeah, that was a fun collaboration I did with Porsche. And this was cool, because I know I got to carve the replica of the sculpture. And then we blow torched it down to nothing. But then the director then played it backwards. As if the fire is what's making the sculpture. So that was his, that was his narrative. And, you know, gave me this, this, this this concept, and I just thought it was so brilliant, you know, simple and direct and really kind of turning itself.

Nick VinZant 28:56

I'm amazed at the amount of intricacy that you can get in there now. So, okay, I don't know anything about art. So this question is might not make any sense. But like, how do you get kind of the perspective on it in the sense where like, you can see the angles, it looks three dimensional? Like, do you have to account for the way that light is going to hit it?

Shintaro Okamoto 29:21

You know, creating a sculpture? I mean, to do anything, right? Anything you do you break it down to small pieces. And it's about it's about putting together the building blocks to get to your goal, right. So for sculptures, it's a 3d piece, we can break it down to series of 2d pieces, you know, so you understand the front, the side yeah, right, the backs and tops, you take those measurements, you and then You You piece them together, and you naturally get the 3d piece achieved that that said, I you know, in our studio I think almost all of my Carver's that I work with, they're painters, and maybe because one my backgrounds, my background is in paint painting, I'm a painter, I think everything in paintings. I think too, you know, as a painter as a draftsman, you know, you, you, I quickly learned that you carve as well, as you draw, you know, you need to know how to draw, and especially because what we do, we don't make sculptures that investigates the material vise, you know, what we do is not just abstract pieces, you know, it's not what we want to do only, we recreate pieces, what our clients bring to our table every day. And one day we'll carve a replica of, of, you know, of you, you know, or, or, you know, we carve a replica of a Porsche, or, you know, Air Jordan sneakers, or a logo, or a building or whatnot, you know, or a kangaroo, you know, and knew you need to have this basic knowledge of proportions of things in the world, we often talk about that, you know, you kind of have to know, these things, you have to have a very deep, I think, sixth sense of what things kind of, is shaped like, you know, we all have this general curiosities of, of shape, in everything. And that's a very, very special thing that I was looking for with people that I work with, you just have to be curious about

Nick VinZant 31:54

everything. So what is this tell me about this, and

Shintaro Okamoto 31:58

this was a collaboration we've done with Hunter boots, people love seeing things frozen inside ice, you know, when you see something frozen inside ice. Again, there's another sense of timelessness, you know, there's a, you know, frozen in time, that's literally there, you know, um,

Nick VinZant 32:14

that's pretty much all the questions I've got, is there anything that you think that we missed or anything like that,

Shintaro Okamoto 32:20

ice sculpting ice carving, I think is fascinating, because it kind of exist outside of, I think what people understand is, is a, an art world, you know, it's it's essentially an outsider art genre. You know, it's, it's a sculpture that's often mostly done by non art trained artists, you know, because ice carving, most often come across, especially in America through culinary lineage. It's many of those Carver's are people who were ex chefs. And it's a very passionate community. It's a very innovative community, because most all of our tools are something that developed from taking tools off the shelf from from hardware stores, and then modifying it to work with ice, and then sharing that with ice community at large. So I fell in love with this craft, I think a lot less about the craft itself, but really people and and even for today, you know, I have so many mentors in ice community, who are constantly pushing the material. And I really owe to them more than anything with what we get to do every day, and I don't take it for granted all the knowledge and skill set that we have, that it's in the it's really in the you know, the pillars and foundations of so many crazy as people who work with ice.

Nick VinZant 34:08

I want to thank Shintaro so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have a link to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram, and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. If you want to see more of some of the sculptures and how he creates them. The YouTube version of this episode, we'll be live on November 30. At 12:30pm Pacific. One show change that I probably should have mentioned a long time ago, but just kind of forgot about is that we're restructuring the way that we do the show. We're still going to have exactly the same kind of guests and exactly the same kind of conversations. It's just that we're going to group things along monthly themes. So October we did spooky. November was sex and money. December is going to be all winter and then going into January, we're going to look at the future. Okay. Now let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you have any artistic talent? No. What areas of life? Do you feel like you just have no talent in probably

John Shull 35:23

anything to do with art?

Nick VinZant 35:25

I feel like I have no talent artistically. I can't repair or fix anything or build anything.

John Shull 35:33

I mean, am I good at cooking? Probably not. But I like to do it. So I mean, do I have talent?

Nick VinZant 35:40

No, I can't cook. But I don't have a sense of smell. So I have a really good reason for me not to be able to cook so I don't care about it. Like nobody would ever look at me and be like, Who's Who should cook this? We'll have him do it. Like, No, I shouldn't be the one doing that.

John Shull 35:56

What are you? Are you afraid to cook?

Nick VinZant 35:59

I have never cooked for anyone else.

John Shull 36:02

Except your wife? No,

Nick VinZant 36:05

not even my wife. I have never like cooked for my wife. I browned meat or something like that. But I don't have a sense of smell. So like, why would I cook for somebody? Why would be like, well, who should do it? Right? Like we need somebody to look something up? Well, you wouldn't have the blind guy do it? Well, that's not the ideal choice.

John Shull 36:25

I feel like that's going to completely like, you know, far left or right. Example there. But

Nick VinZant 36:32

an example right, it's also losing a sense that is crucial to that thing.

John Shull 36:37

I honestly feel though that if this if the roles were reversed, and I just admitted to you that I had never cooked a meal for Melissa, you would be dragging me through the mud if I had a smell or not know

Nick VinZant 36:51

cuz I like to me, though that didn't make any like, I don't see why that's a big deal. I

John Shull 36:57

mean, it's I think it's more of a thought it's more of taking the time and effort to try and do something for the other person, whether it's good or not. I just I'm more I'm more amazed at the fact that you've never cooked a meal for her. How did you get away with that?

Nick VinZant 37:13

Why? Because I don't have a sense of smell. Why would it like Do you want me to make something for you? That's not going to taste good? No? Okay, then like, that's a pretty easy situation to solve.

John Shull 37:23

I'd still take it I you know, if you came to me, you're like, to me, that's just

Nick VinZant 37:27

a waste of time. I don't understand that at all. But he wants you to do something poorly for

John Shull 37:32

me. But here's the thing, maybe you're actually an outstanding cook, but you've never tried it.

Nick VinZant 37:37

I'm not. I've made meals for my children. They're not any good. That does a cow. Kill. It doesn't count. It's the same basic principle, if you will. I don't understand why you would want someone to do something for you. If you know that they're not good at it.

John Shull 37:52

I understand. You're saying I don't think you've given it a fair chance. That's all I'm saying. You

Nick VinZant 37:56

want grilled cheese. I'll make grilled cheese. I've made my wife grilled cheese. I'm not going to sit there and try to make her like pasta. buzzoole

John Shull 38:04

Alright, so we'll start with Robert miles. Winston Wolf. little alliteration there. That's cool. Jim knots. Matt Taylor. Christian wager Lee. David Perez, Brian Poon insky. Michael Vivi air, Rene. Vela. And Brian rea says, appreciate all of you.

Nick VinZant 38:30

Okay, okay.

John Shull 38:32

Got it. I was Chris that was crisp and clean. Huh? Got some bangers for you. Okay. This one's a weird one. And I'm not really sure most of these came to me while I was sitting, thinking after a couple of pops over the weekend, so I don't know how these are going to turn out but

Nick VinZant 38:58

are they legible? Like did you write them down?

John Shull 39:02

I wrote them down on my phone but the words are were so Miss jumbled, but I think I got it. Why didn't

Nick VinZant 39:08

you just use voice to text?

John Shull 39:09

I mean, you've been an abbreviated Do you think things through because I don't

Nick VinZant 39:17

know Not really. But I still use voice to text if you use voice to text do you hold the phone out in front of you or to the side of you? Ooh

John Shull 39:28

probably out in front I don't I don't use I don't utilize that very often. Oh, I've become

Nick VinZant 39:33

too lazy to even like type out text messages. I want voice to text the whole way.

John Shull 39:38

You want the BlackBerry back is what you want.

Nick VinZant 39:41

I loved my Blackberry was a great phone. Still the best phone ever had so easy. Alright,

John Shull 39:46

let's see. So this one, I believe this is what it was. Would you rather be a kid your entire life or an adult your entire life?

Nick VinZant 39:57

How old is the kid? I need to know specifics right? There's a big difference between a five year old I don't want to be a five year old all my life. I could be maybe an 18 year old all my life.

John Shull 40:06

No, I'm gonna say 12 or 43.

Nick VinZant 40:13

That's like a hard age range to well, 43. Man, I mean, ultimately, you want to be able to like experience life and do all kinds of stuff. You don't want to go through life as a 12 year old. That's not because you won't be able to do a whole bunch of stuff. Right? You couldn't explain to people that no, I'm actually 47 I just looked like a 12 year old. So I'd rather be 43 Especially if you were going to be like a mortal, on that immortal, but your whole life at 43? That's a pretty good deal. That's what I know. This is an easy answer. I think I would much rather anything under 70 I would rather spend my whole life under 100 That I'd rather spend my life as an adult, you can do all the adult things.

John Shull 40:51

I think there's a sense of honesty of being trolled your entire life. You can just have fun, no risk, no real responsibility, could eat and drink all the crap you wanted.

Nick VinZant 41:01

Because yeah, but you're gonna be like looking like a 12 year old when you've been alive for like 50 years, man, you're gonna be pretty tired of playing at the playground. I

John Shull 41:10

mean, listen, Benjamin Button, calm down over there. You look like you're 12.

Nick VinZant 41:14

I'm just saying, well, that's a compliment. I'll take that. You know,

John Shull 41:17

that leads me to something else here. All right, I was. I was age profiled over the weekend, and I'm a little upset about it. I'm at a grocery store checking out. And I had a bottle of tequila that I was buying. And the woman comes over. She wasn't going to check my ID. She looks at me and she goes, you don't have any gray hair. So I'm going to need to see your ID.

Nick VinZant 41:43

Okay, sounds like she's doing her job.

John Shull 41:45

I look 40 I clearly do not look 21 and under, but because I don't have any gray hair. So my question is, I don't know if that's a compliment. Or if I if I look so young that like it's just not attractive anymore? I don't know. I don't know.

Nick VinZant 42:02

Well, it's probably an insult if you're under 25. But if you're like 40, and somebody's checking your idea, that's a compliment. Okay, all right. Yeah, it's an insult if you're that age, but like 22 and somebody's like, you look like a 16 year old and you're like, Oh,

John Shull 42:18

I kind of gotta have annoyed for like a quick second. Because I'm like, I have some gray hair or rare some gray hair. Well, I I just wow,

Nick VinZant 42:28

rare. Good way to do it. I don't mind it, actually.

John Shull 42:32

So clearly, I she wasn't looking at my hair. She just wanted to find an excuse to card me, which is fine. I don't mind like I'm all for it. But you know, don't. Don't come at me. It's what I'm saying. Why

Nick VinZant 42:45

don't you let these minor inconveniences affect your life? Because, like, why did you Why do you let this affect your life? This would not affect me for any second, right? If somebody carded me, and was like, hey, I need to see your ID for a second. One second, after they hand it back to me. I've already forgotten about it. Like, you can't dwell on these things, man. Okay, move on with your life. When At what age?

John Shull 43:06

Do you start to get annoyed when you get when you get carded? Never

Nick VinZant 43:10

because it's just somebody's doing their job. It's like I would if I was 97. And somebody was like, hey, we need to see your ID. I'm like, okay, cool. Here it is. Like, what's the big deal? Do you know why you never get into your life?

John Shull 43:25

Do you know why you never get carded? Is because you buy the shittiest beer and they know someone who's super old is buying that beer. Maybe

Nick VinZant 43:32

because I don't really stress out about little situations. So that keeps me looking younger and then I get carded over things

John Shull 43:39

I didn't say that I was stressed out I was just I was just like huh like you're already punching in the you know the okay and then you look at me and then now you want my ID or

Nick VinZant 43:50

they probably remember that they have to scan it for bike store policy and they just thought of something to say to us so they they didn't have to hear you get all pissed off about also like I could just say this store policy I didn't need to card you or they could be like oh you look young and then you'd be like oh I guess I do and then handed right they're just sucker new in man they're just why

John Shull 44:10

didn't you just make me sound like Santa Claus for a second oh

Nick VinZant 44:16

well you probably like oh I do look young today right like your a gap or gap

John Shull 44:22

I did actually I did like I did. I did turn it around and I was like, I'll be carded anytime oh that's a great thing and

Nick VinZant 44:29

yeah see right they suckered you right in you played right into their hand now they got your ID all your information they probably opened a bank account in your name and pretty soon you're going to be living on the street all because of this one interaction.

John Shull 44:40

But I did get the tequila and it made for a fantastic

Nick VinZant 44:47

I can't drink tequila man anymore. I just even the word

John Shull 44:52

I had to get something and it was a wrestling Pay Per View night all boys so you know it was it was a good night sad. At last, that means

Nick VinZant 45:02

whacking off in the base.

John Shull 45:06

I don't know where you're going with that. I'm just like, I have no idea where I was going with this one. But

Nick VinZant 45:13

we're gonna get upset about getting carded and then go home and buy a wrestling pay per view. Like I'm an adult. Time to get this wrestling pay per view.

John Shull 45:20

Hey, just so you know, wrestling is a global thing. It's just not you know, a lot of a lot of us out there, so be careful. They man, your thing. We've had a professional wrestler on the podcast.

Nick VinZant 45:32

Isn't he? Good? Now? You got and I thought he was doing really well.

John Shull 45:36

He was he he's still around.

Nick VinZant 45:40

He was okay. Anyways,

John Shull 45:42

would you rather wrestle an alligator? Or a gorilla? Probably a gator, right? Yeah.

Nick VinZant 45:50

Because they don't have a hands, right? Like, I can probably do better against a alligator because I could just get on top of it. Like, if I just held on what's it gonna do again on a gorilla has arms and hands is gonna tear you apart. But

John Shull 46:05

I feel like if the gator gets you, you have a less chance of doing anything than if a gorilla is in the same position. Like I feel like, I feel like a gators gonna wrap you up and drown you as well. At least, you know, a girl is probably gonna smash you're facing, but at least for a half second, you may have a better chance of trying to escape. I

Nick VinZant 46:27

don't Yeah, but I think that the gator has less of a chance of getting you. Maybe you have a point in that regard. I think it's completely over if either one of them gets a hold of you. But I think you have a better chance of like evading the gator for longer. The gorilla is just going to absolutely wreck you,

John Shull 46:44

man. It's yeah, like I said, I don't know where any of these have have come from. But good ideas come in the middle of just thinking

Nick VinZant 46:55

oh, yeah, that's amazing. If you just stop and let your brain run for a couple of seconds. Like how many thoughts are just ping pong and around? Oh, man, you don't know what's gonna happen?

John Shull 47:03

Which we never do, right? Like we just never. We never do. I

Nick VinZant 47:08

do every Friday and Saturday night. Take a bunch of animals and just stare into the night and think about thoughts

John Shull 47:17

engage in those activities. All right, last last one here. It's more of a question than a than a banger. But what kind of Christmas tree do you have? You'd go cut one down. Do you have a fake one?

Nick VinZant 47:29

I have a fake one. Right? fake trees and titties are my favorite things. Why get the real one when the original when the fake ones can be superior? That's so much less. That's so much easier. I don't have to go pick it out. I don't have to worry about is this going to be a good one? I don't have to worry about how much it's going to cost getting rid of it. Just go get the fake tree and be done with it. And if you want the scent, then buy a candle I'm sure you've got many recommendations of candles that smell like trees.

John Shull 48:06

I mean we can start if you want there's even a pine tree one.

Nick VinZant 48:10

Can you just give us a one and not go down the road of recommendations just give us a good tree scented candle.

John Shull 48:17

A good tree said to Canada Well, first one that comes to my mind. It's I've looked at the name pine star I think it's called Pine star by Yankee Candle. It's just it's just amazing. And it just smells like pure pine. However, if you have a fake tree I am going to recommend they actually sell like things that you can put in the tree. That will give it an aroma of being in smelling like an actual tree.

Nick VinZant 48:47

Okay, what do you got? Do you go buy a real tree every year carry that damn thing home?

John Shull 48:53

I used to and then the pandemic happened and we bought a fake tree. And that's one of the good things that actually came out of the pandemic for me is I learned how much of an idiot I was forever wanting a real tree.

Nick VinZant 49:06

Yeah, I mean, a fake tree is way easier. I could care less about a real tree like Is it real? Is it fake? It's a tree that way.

John Shull 49:14

Don't Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, I get it like it's all part of the of the ship but you know, there's no needles that drop it's easy to take up. It's easy to put down. It's yeah, it's just it's easier.

Nick VinZant 49:28

I think it's cheaper to I'd much rather have a fake tree

John Shull 49:31

because you're gonna make fun of me for this but when we did do it, we used to go to a tree farm and cut down the tree. So there was funny thing there was multiple other men like my end women like like myself and others who would physically cut trees down and by the time you're done cutting a tree down. I didn't give a shit how big it was. So let's just get it in the wagon to get back to the car. I

Nick VinZant 49:53

can't actually imagine you cutting down a tree. Did you use an axe or saw

John Shull 49:58

a saw? It's actually a hand I saw it that it's actually it's not bad. You always have that one. That one, you know, over overzealous person who brings a chainsaw.

Nick VinZant 50:09

You don't really need a chainsaw to cut down. It's cool one inch tree. No, but anyway, you should have used an axe. The only appropriate way to cut down a tree is with an axe, because that's how a man does it. I don't care what else you're doing, it should be done with an axe with and quite frankly, the forearms need to be shown. That would be my rule. If I was ever like running a lumberjack place or a tree place they'll ever look everybody cuts down the tree with an axe. And you've got to roll up your sleeves because if you don't, you're not doing it correctly.

John Shull 50:41

All of your lumberjacks that have their forearm showing while sweat and got to

Nick VinZant 50:44

have your forearm shown, if you don't have forearm showing, and you're using it not using an axe, you're not cutting down a tree. It's not the right way to do

John Shull 50:50

it. Don't know what kind of business you're gonna be running there. But sounds like you're gonna have a lot of applicants. So good luck. Clearly.

Nick VinZant 50:56

You've never seen the Brawny man.

John Shull 50:59

Yes, I think so. Yeah, I have terrible reference. But yes, I have. Ah,

Nick VinZant 51:04

who do you think would win in a fight between Ms for Who do you think would win in a fight between the brawny guy and Mr. Clean? Like which one of those guys do you think can handle his business better?

John Shull 51:15

Well, I mean, I remember Mr. Clean smiling a lot. So on basis of that alone, he seems way too happy. So I'm gonna go with Mr. Brown. You

Nick VinZant 51:24

don't think that he has like he does. He's not aggressive enough. Do you think Mr. Clean is too much of a nice guy. Yeah,

John Shull 51:29

he reminds me of a former coworker of ours. Oh,

Nick VinZant 51:33

yeah, he does. Actually, now that I think about it. I think Mr. Clean would actually win. I think the brawny guy puts on a good show, but I think Mr. Clean is the guy who can get down to business when he needs to.

John Shull 51:44

I mean, did they was there ever a celebrity deathmatch, that that pitted them against each other? There has to be someone that did this. There

Nick VinZant 51:51

has to be I still think Mr. Clean would win. I think he can take out the brawny guy. Okay, do you have any other bangers? Any other

John Shull 52:00

thoughts? No, no, that's, that's it. We learned enough about you from this episode. Okay,

Nick VinZant 52:04

so our top five is top five winter animals. What's your number five.

John Shull 52:09

So my number five I'm getting I don't even want to put them on the list. Because I detest these animals. But they have to be if you're talking about winter, ask animals. They have to be on the list. And that's penguins.

Nick VinZant 52:23

Oh, penguins should be much higher on there. I paid her fantastic winter him.

John Shull 52:28

I agree. But I don't like them for whatever reason, and they're lucky to get on my top five.

Nick VinZant 52:35

Why do you have such a problem with penguins?

John Shull 52:37

I spent they're overrated animal. They're like dolphins to me. Like they're just overrated animals that have been propelled to the top of the animal food chain by us humans. And I just you know, I just don't get it.

Nick VinZant 52:49

They're cute and they walk funny. I agree with you about dolphins though. I don't trust those. I don't trust dolphin.

John Shull 52:56

I mean, super obese people waddle and we don't put them in a zoo and laugh at them while

Nick VinZant 53:02

they have suits on. Do they look like they have a tuxedo on? And then maybe we would?

John Shull 53:07

Do they eat raw fish and make weird noises. My

Nick VinZant 53:10

number five is a walrus. I don't think that walrus is good enough credit as an animal. They're kind of sweet.

John Shull 53:17

They're huge. Man. They are gigantic. I didn't have to be alone get there like 1000 pound animals like they are large creatures.

Nick VinZant 53:24

The problem is, is that I think that people get seals, sea lions and walrus is all kind of mixed up slightly and you think that the walrus isn't that much bigger and then you see a walrus and you're like, holy crap.

John Shull 53:35

That's funny. You mentioned that that's my number four is a seal

Nick VinZant 53:41

Oh, I don't know how is that a winner animal?

John Shull 53:47

Oh, they my only basis for putting them as a winner animal is because they're you know, every time you see a documentary about you know, the North Pole, or the South Pole or somewhere where it's cold and they only show orcas feeding and the cold waters are always going after seals. So

Nick VinZant 54:05

I would never consider a seal to be a winter Animal Man. They very well it to be exact opposite to be honest. Not

John Shull 54:12

be. But that's my perception of them.

Nick VinZant 54:15

My number four is a reindeer.

John Shull 54:18

See I left off render once again. I feel like they're friggin overrated. Man. Overrated animals.

Nick VinZant 54:25

If you had a bunch of like deer, like animals lined up like an elk or moose, a deer and a reindeer, could you actually pick them out and be like, No, that's a reindeer not an owl.

John Shull 54:37

The moose I think I could only because by the way, I feel like I'm gonna get hammered on social media for the seal number four. And I've been pretty impressed with the amount of people commenting. So bring it I guess. But regardless, I'm saying that to say this. I believe moose are way bigger than both of those species. That's how I think you'd be able to know the difference. I

Nick VinZant 55:05

couldn't tell the difference between a reindeer and a caribou. I don't know if they're actually even a different thing. I don't know if I can tell the difference between a rainbow caribou and an elk. But I can tell the difference between deer and moose is gigantic. I've seen a moose in like real life. And it's like, whoa, Just get the hell away from that thing.

Unknown Speaker 55:24

That thing's pissed.

Nick VinZant 55:26

They're mean animals. They're very mean animals. They'll follow you man. Don't mess with a moose, though people are worried about bears, but you should really be worried about moose.

John Shull 55:37

Alright, right. Well, my number three. Not a transition from that properly. I have an orca as my number three.

Nick VinZant 55:46

I don't know really what your classification of winter animals is to be honest with you. I think that you just thought of place the animals that live in cold places. And we're like, I guess that counts. Just

John Shull 55:57

go to bed because I'm gonna get butchered on this. But I don't know for all I mean, I know that you know, orcas. They're like a Pacific Northwest animal and they go into the Atlantic Ocean down near Antarctica. They're in cold water. Which all waters gold.

Nick VinZant 56:13

You know, Antarctica is South Right? Like yeah,

John Shull 56:16

when I say North I meant I meant that they go south. Sorry. Yeah, that's towards

Nick VinZant 56:20

Antarctica. But yeah, Arctic. I still get confused. Let's just say my number three is a real winter animal a Snow Owl. Not only do I think a snow animal is a sweet winter animal, but I think it's probably the it's probably one of my bits. My favorite owl easily.

John Shull 56:41

Once again. I was are overrated.

Nick VinZant 56:45

I don't have a problem. I mean, I've got Do you think what do you think is more sick of hearing people make noises at it? A owl or a wolf? Woof.

John Shull 56:56

That's a great question. I feel like I was don't give a shit. I don't know why but when you look at an owl they just look like they don't give a shit what you're thinking.

Nick VinZant 57:05

Yeah, they seem like they're probably smarter and that they don't really care too much of they're like all these idiots. But a wolf seems like they probably get a little bit annoyed. I've been this places where the like a zoo with a wolf and they specifically but like, Don't howl at the wolves. Alright,

John Shull 57:21

my number two is a moose.

Nick VinZant 57:25

Okay, okay. Moose is respectable. I don't know again. I'm not sure what qualifies. Is it a winter animal? But that's, that's fine. But I think he just picked animals like what is it big and lives nor pick it?

Unknown Speaker 57:42

Yeah, I mean, why not?

Nick VinZant 57:43

I mean, all it's really none of this really makes any sense. If you think about it. It's not like all these animals are aren't alive during the summer. She's kind of like we just decided like that's a winner animal. i My number two is a penguin specifically an emperor penguin. I think of that as a winter animal.

John Shull 58:01

Yeah, I mean, like overrated. I don't know how I mean, those are the only good penguin was Danny DeVito

Nick VinZant 58:10

he was a good penguin. Right like he was born to play that is like who's gonna be the penguin like well, Danny DeVito everybody they've as soon as that roll was announced that he just was like, Well, I'm gonna be that guy. So

John Shull 58:24

what am I Oscar now?

Nick VinZant 58:25

Did he win an Oscar for no no it terrible Oh, because he didn't deserve it. I don't think not enough credit goes to actors who played like roles that we'd like I think we have the same number

John Shull 58:37

one you you have to there really is only one dominant winter animal and that is the polar bear. Polar

Nick VinZant 58:44

Bear. I 100% agree that the polar bear is the dominant winter animal because not only do I think about it and associated with winter, but I also think of it as like the North Pole. Those Coca Cola commercials it's the dominant winner

John Shull 58:56

and you know it's gigantic. It has snow that are further that reflects what it lives in the snow. I mean, come on man. What

Nick VinZant 59:07

What color is a polar bears for?

John Shull 59:11

This is a trick question. My first initial reaction is to say white or gray but I'm guessing it's gonna be like brown or something.

Nick VinZant 59:24

A polar bear skin is actually black and the polar bears furs also translucent. Wow. So it has clear fur. Oh, it does look black. That's kind of crazy.

John Shull 59:41

Everyone listening to this airs. Now googling what a polar bear looks like.

Nick VinZant 59:45

The hair of a polar bear appears white because airspaces in each hair scatter light of all colors. And it is mostly around the color white so that's why it appears to be white but the pair is actually translucent, which is It's crazy to think about. Okay, what's your honorable mention? You haven't even mentioned

John Shull 1:00:04

other animals. So I have an Arctic hair. Bunny. Okay, okay. Okay. Arctic Fox.

Nick VinZant 1:00:13

Okay, um, yeah, the animals with the word Arctic in front of it. She just decided

John Shull 1:00:17

I was actually just trying to think of of one but I can't

Nick VinZant 1:00:21

think of another one. Yeah, I

John Shull 1:00:23

don't think I can think of another one. Arctic owl an Arctic owl. Yes. But not the kind of owl that you decided to put on this. Yeah, I mean, not Not much. Not many others. Not really.

Nick VinZant 1:00:39

Okay, we got an Arctic hair and arctic fox. That's it. Oh, an Arctic turn and Arctic woolly bear and Arctic Wolf. Okay, that's probably enough. Arctic, the Arctic grouse. You know what animal I would put in there that I'm just now looking at is the musk ox like that. Okay, gas ox with a bunch of hair. That looks pretty sweet Dara buffalo. It's not a buffalo to musk ox. It's a very different thing. I'm not getting into this whole debate with you about the buffalo. For people who aren't familiar with it. John thinks that he can outrun a buffalo which buffalo can run at 40 miles an hour. I doesn't make any sense to anyone why he thinks that he can outrun something. He's just math again. He's

John Shull 1:01:25

gonna cut me off before I finish this. But it was a it was a bet or want to be bet that I could I think I said I could finish a 40 with a 10 yard head start standing still

Nick VinZant 1:01:39

before a Muslim No you couldn't and then part about the Head Start with something that you just now added in there because you're trying to cover up for it and make it easier slightly realizing that there's absolutely no chance I don't think that you could run 40 yards to be honest with you. So you're crazy. I don't think that you get I don't think that you could Sprint 40 yards right now without hurting yourself. You could go outside dead sprint 40 yards right now and not pull a muscle. Yep, I don't I or trip or fall down? I don't agree with that at all do though.

John Shull 1:02:07

I'm only in my mid 30s. If any, if any mid 30 person no matter. Your conditioner shape, can't sprint for eight seconds. Then you got other issues.

Nick VinZant 1:02:17

I actually know very few people who are in their mid 30s who do not regularly who don't play professional sports that could run right now dead sprint and not hurt themselves.

John Shull 1:02:33

I mean, obviously I do a quick warm up like I would do a stretch so I don't tear a hamstring like I did one time.

Nick VinZant 1:02:39

Exactly. They don't even need to get hit right yeah, I don't need to I won't get hurt. I won't get hurt. I would I have been hurt doing the exact same thing and I won't get hurt. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really does help us out and let us know what you think are some of the best winter animal. There really doesn't seem to be any classification or qualifications for the winter animals that we chose. It's basically entirely subjective but I do think that polar bear is the best winter animal. I don't know about some of John's choices. I wouldn't consider that consider them to be winter animals but whatever.

Financial Dominatrix Ruby Enraylls

In the world of Financial Domination you have to pay to serve. And for Dominatrix Ruby Enraylls people are willing to pay big. Go inside the world of Financial Domination as we talk fin dom experiences, humiliation and money management. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Worst Car Sounds.

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Nick VinZant 0:05

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, financial domination, and car sounds,

Ruby Enraylls 0:14

everyone has a different style. I'm less of a demanding type dominatrix and more of a like you want to do this for me because of XYZ. And I would describe most of the like financial domination scenes as less like planned than most other scenes and more like sexy harassment 2020 We got real weird, let me tell you, people were really bored in 2020 and 2021. I want to

Nick VinZant 0:51

thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance to subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is a dominatrix who specializes in a certain kind of domination. This is Financial dominatrix Ruby on Rails. What is financial domination?

Ruby Enraylls 1:22

I sort of depends on who you ask. But it's dominating someone financially. Like it's either taking direct control of their finances, or having them buy you shit.

Nick VinZant 1:35

Like how much money are we talking? I guess

Ruby Enraylls 1:37

some people only spend like $5 at a time some people spend 1000s, what would

Nick VinZant 1:45

you say would kind of be the average, like if you looked at your average client, okay, they're gonna probably be spending this much. Financial

Ruby Enraylls 1:51

domination is not really like charging, if that makes sense. Because the whole gravitas behind it is that you are not charging for a service somebody is willingly giving you something, or you are engaging in some sort of like mental domination, where like, they feel forced is the wrong word. But they feel inclined to do something

Nick VinZant 2:26

for you. They're either giving it to you or like you're demanding

Ruby Enraylls 2:30

it, everyone has a different style. I am less of a demanding type dominatrix and more of a like you want to do this for me, because of XYZ. So what's the appeal? A lot of the people that I play with it's a rush to do it. I mean, if you've ever gone shopping and spent, you know a certain amount of money, it's like a rush. A lot of people have a shopping addiction. And for a lot of people, it's really humiliating to give a woman money for something they wouldn't, you know, ordinarily have, like I have people who give me money to have fun that they're not having.

Nick VinZant 3:17

Does it go along with other kinds of fetishes and kinks? Or is this kind of like no, this is usually they're just going to be into this or is this kind of come with like a whole bag, so to speak,

Ruby Enraylls 3:28

every single person is different. But in my personal experience, it tends to go with other kinks. Like humiliation is a really common one. So and that takes all sorts of different flavors like humiliation is just an umbrella. I would put I'm forced by in that category for spinning in

Nick VinZant 3:55

air. Yeah, yeah, like forced but not forced. Right?

Ruby Enraylls 3:59

Yeah, like Oh, Mistress forced me to do this thing I'm asking you to make me do. And like Kolding is often in that feminization. Sometimes, you know, quote, unquote, blackmail?

Nick VinZant 4:15

So is it? Is it sexual?

Ruby Enraylls 4:17

That's directly No.

Nick VinZant 4:19

So how does this kind of ultimately work to where someone is doing their thing, so to speak?

Ruby Enraylls 4:26

Well, a lot of BDSM is like that, where it's very indirect, where like, you're not necessarily doing something with like, buy something I mean, something directly sexual with some one like in a traditional sense, like a vanilla sense. And by that, I mean like, you know, intercourse that kind of deal. Like you may be doing something that is completely unrelated and unrecognizable on the surface to someone who's vanilla as sexual at all. You're like, why would you give a woman money? and find that hot, I don't understand why would you spend more money than is, you know, in your budget? That makes no sense. But I think what thin subs find hot about that is that it wasn't necessarily something they planned on doing, it wasn't necessarily something they, quote unquote wanted to do at the beginning. They felt like they had no control over the situation they felt, you know, quote, unquote, manipulated into it. And that is the part that they find sexy. And sometimes they feel like lesser than the woman, but they look up to her, if that makes sense. So, and in the end of that act, or like, in the end of like, you know, and interaction, which sometimes can go on for like weeks, right? Um, then somewhere in the middle of that they might do

Nick VinZant 6:06

their thing. Let's refer to it as doing. Um,

Ruby Enraylls 6:09

yeah, do their thing is good. I like so that would be the

Nick VinZant 6:12

like, what I kind of don't quite understand is like, okay, so if they're doing their thing, like, what are they doing their thing to the act of like giving you 10 $10 or something like that, like, do it to that, or they're doing it to the idea that they were, they're doing it to you? Like, what are they doing their thing, too, I guess, would be the question of

Ruby Enraylls 6:34

the whole thing. Like the, like, it's the idea. They're doing their thing, too. I like how I'm just like,

Nick VinZant 6:44

visual visual aid. Oh, yeah.

Ruby Enraylls 6:47

Oh, yeah. Someone's gonna do their thing to that later. Um, because there are tons of videos of that of women just doing this and saying, you are going to give me X amount of money for because I exist, and you want to make me happy. And that's a whole genre of porn, just by the by. And that is a thing that people do their thing too. But I some of the people that I play with, like to be humiliated, like that, but what I? So to answer your question, what they're doing, you're saying to lots of different things,

Nick VinZant 7:27

lots of different things, but the whole thing at the same time, like it's all an experience that kind of comes along with it,

Ruby Enraylls 7:34

I think it's being humiliated. D, would

Nick VinZant 7:36

you say that kind of financial domination is fundamentally different than other kinds of domination?

Ruby Enraylls 7:41

Not necessarily, I think it's just more popular because a lot of, you know, more popular for women to try to get into. Because they saw it as like, oh, it's an opportunity for me to just make a social media account, posted pictures of myself, and then men will give me money. But it's much more nuanced than that. And I mean, like, if you just insulted guy on the internet, and say, you know, give me you know, money for my Starbucks, like it might happen. But financial domination is not as common. A fetish for people to have as people think the thing that makes it sometimes different is that oftentimes people will go too far with it. And then it will end up being sort of a destructive thing, where like, they will get themselves in trouble, like spending significantly too much. But that ends up also being a fetish, right, like toeing the line of like, Is this actually a life problem? For me?

Nick VinZant 8:51

How do you kind of, I guess, be responsible in that sense of like, okay, this person wants to give me $250, but they really can't afford it. Like, how do you kind of make sure that you're not taking like taking real advantage of somebody like, Well,

Ruby Enraylls 9:07

I think, in some cases, it's impossible to know, unless you really know the person. And if you're just having a one off interaction with someone online, it's really difficult to know. Right? And that is kind of a matter of personal responsibility. Yours and theirs, right? Like if somebody is going around on wine interacting with any attractive woman, and saying, like, please, Mistress, let me give you $200 I'm just going to find someone who's going to take it right. Yeah. So like and the way that I interact with people like I try to not be I try to not be pushy and less like it's a fun interaction and at the The end of the day, if someone is really like, no hard stop, like, I just don't care, I don't care. I mean, like, I'm not going to force somebody truly, to do something that is bad for them.

Nick VinZant 10:09

Can you kind of get a sense of somebody's like, Hey, man, this might be their last 500 bucks or something like that? Can you kind of get a sense of that?

Ruby Enraylls 10:18

Not from a one off interaction, right? Like, in some cases, certainly. Yes. But like that's like, you know them face to face, right? Like, how can you tell over the internet? Like from like a random Twitter account? There's no way to know, where do

Nick VinZant 10:35

you kind of like are most of your clients then? Is it a virtual thing? Or is it in person? When you look at the financial domination?

Ruby Enraylls 10:43

Most financial domination stuff is online. So there's no way to know for sure. If

Nick VinZant 10:48

we were to kind of like look at a normal or not normal, but your average kind of client interaction and if we need to, like pretend I'm the client or whatever, like, how does this usually go about they contact you? What kind of how does this work? So

Ruby Enraylls 11:01

some terminology, just basic, BDSM terminology, and a scene, the person who's doing the things is usually called the top and the person who's having the things done to him is usually called the bottom. A bottom is not necessarily a submissive, and the top is not necessarily dominant. In my case, I trend towards dominant in pretty much everything. But anyway, that aside, I'm typically like, when I engage in financial domination scenes, they are like, kind of playful. Like, I will poke at some, like, fetish that someone has, like, let's say, someone, like, has a fetish for like, cuckolding, right? Um, I'll make some joke about like, oh, it would be so terrible, if like, you paid for me to go out on a date with my girlfriend. Like, it'd be awful if you did that, like. I can just imagine all the fun things we might do. You'd be enabling us to do that. And depending on how they engage with me, um, I'll take it in a different route. Like, if they engage with that line of Atlanta thoughts, then I'll continue with it. And if they're just like, No, that is not what I'm into today, like, then all sorts of try, you know, nipping away at something else. And I would describe most of the, like financial domination scenes as less like planned than most other scenes and more like, sexy harassment. Which is, I think what a lot of people like about them is that it is very unexpected, kind of, like when you get like a hot picture sent to you from someone that you're dating. It's

Nick VinZant 13:22

less kind of a thing that like, we're going to do this between like 10 and 11 o'clock and more kind of a thing. Like, I'm going to send you a message randomly throughout the day. Be like, pretty sure this coffee or something like that kind of along those lines. Yeah.

Ruby Enraylls 13:35

Yeah. And I'm less like, pay for this coffee kind of girl and more, like, I'm bored. I'm gonna harass you and see if he'll buy my girlfriend a pair of shoes.

Nick VinZant 13:45

And then and then they'll usually like that's the thing then Right? Then they'll go ahead? How long will these kind of if you were to take like an interaction with somebody from kind of start to beginning of that interaction? Are we talking like, one message to message three message? They're done? Are we like, do these things go on for a while? Or like, what's the time frame?

Ruby Enraylls 14:07

Every one is different. Sometimes it'll be like, instantaneous, like, here, you got Mr. So bought the shoes. Or, like, sometimes I'll have to chip away at it. And it'll be like, a couple of days. You know? And like, I don't mean like constant a couple of days. I mean, like, I'll send them a message every now and again. But it's usually like not that many by my standards. So And I suspect that like if I really, truly cared and like was deeply invested in it if I like did more of the leg video call and phone call nature, it would be way less interaction but I find the messaging back and forth and likes Actually harassment thing to be very entertaining. Dee

Nick VinZant 15:03

Dee, do you personally kind of enjoy it from a sexual aspect? Like, is this something that you're into for lack of a better phrase? Or is it like, this is something that I do, and I'm good at?

Ruby Enraylls 15:16

I mean, it's both. That's how I view all the domination stuff is like it is sexy amusement. So I like when people do things for me. And like, one thing that I particularly like, is when people like, quote, unquote, get more than they asked for. So it falls into that bucket, even if it's like, I don't know, I really just only intended to buy you one coffee, and I bought you for

Nick VinZant 15:48

Oh, but okay, I'm just gonna ask you it. Like, did you ever do your thing? To this to like, the interactions that you have? Um,

Ruby Enraylls 16:03

yeah. I mean, I've done that to like, all sorts of different interactions. So with, like, things one wouldn't imagine, right? Like, just from a vanilla standpoint, you're like, why would you do that? And it's less like, the, for me, it's less about the Lego somebody gave me money or bought me a thing, because who cares? It's stuff, right? Um, and more about the like, Oh, you did that.

Nick VinZant 16:34

That's funny. I don't know what it says. But it says something like, I can't put my finger on exactly like the terminology of what it says. But like, Oh, I get what that kind of implies, right? Like, I get where that? It's, um, you feel powerful?

Ruby Enraylls 16:49

Yeah, it's having somebody wrapped around your little finger to the point of where they will bend over backwards. And, like, do something that they personally find really degrading, and is also expensive. So and that they then afterwards feel like regret for is fun. And hot. Right? So and like, if they're truly like, I really can't afford this after the fact. And like, I don't care, whatever. Have you ever had somebody asked for their money back? From financial domination? No. I mean, in general, no, I think the whole thing about the financial domination thing and people getting in over their head is very similar to the thing about submissives, who enjoy pain and who like feeling the bruise and the staying, and like showing off bruises, right? It's like a reminder of the experience, which is fascinating, and not really a thing I understood at the very beginning. Like, if I spend too much on like, that's a mistake. I'm not doing that again, like, and I feel regretful I don't feel shame about it. I just feel like an idiot.

Nick VinZant 18:03

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Sure. Is this in any way related to sugar dating?

Ruby Enraylls 18:08

Um, I don't think so. I think that some Sugar Babies like to view it as similar and I've seen in a lot of communities online, a lot of discussion of some transition over. But in my opinion, no, because it's not really financial domination, if you aren't really dominating somebody,

Nick VinZant 18:38

has anybody ever asked you to just take complete control of their finances? frequently?

Ruby Enraylls 18:42

Yes. That's interesting to see what people spend money on.

Nick VinZant 18:46

So like, go over there, go over their taxes and stuff. Like what are you doing when you get asked that?

Ruby Enraylls 18:53

Yeah, spreadsheets of expenses and stuff like that, and budgeting, honestly.

Nick VinZant 18:59

So what is that now? Is that like a sub genre of it? Is that called something different? Or is that no, that just falls under

Ruby Enraylls 19:06

that is a sub genre of financial domination. And I can't remember what it's called off the top of my head. But yeah, that is definitely like an established sub genre. With some people that is a lot of overhead.

Nick VinZant 19:21

What we will get in that kind of situation like what will you be doing you'll just you manage their finances entirely.

Ruby Enraylls 19:27

I like to set people up with a plan personally. Um, and usually I like to leave people in those situations where like, if they do happen to overspend on financial domination, they're not left like destitute. So I've put people in situations where like, they actually have like large amounts of savings afterwards that they're not allowed to touch. And

Nick VinZant 19:50

so you'd be like assigning you can spend this much on this this much on that, like, how does that kind of I

Ruby Enraylls 19:55

mean, like, you just help people make a realistic Budget, right? And help people plan things out. And like, it's also not that hard to look at how to consolidate debt, right? Like if someone has a whole bunch of credit cards, the interest rates on those are astronomical. So you can I mean, depending on what other options you have, you can consolidate those just directly through I mean, you could get a home equity line of credit. If you own a house, or a different type of loan from your bank, there's a bunch of different options. Oh,

Nick VinZant 20:37

it sounds. That's what's fascinating. To me. It sounds like you're doing like a really good job when you manage their finances.

Ruby Enraylls 20:43

Well, why? Why would I do a bad job? For someone that is serving me? That's stupid.

Nick VinZant 20:51

I guess I just kind of thought along the lines of like, okay, I'm gonna tell you what you can spend, I didn't think that you would be like telling them, Hey, invest in a 401 K or something like that?

Ruby Enraylls 21:01

Well, I do that too. Like, hey, you should open a savings account at like these places, because they have great rates, and great returns.

Nick VinZant 21:11

I find that so interesting. For some reason that like being a good accountant, I thought it would be more just like along the sexual lines of like, I'm going to manage your money. I

Ruby Enraylls 21:21

mean, personally, like someone is of no use to me. If they are like, destitute, they've, you know, ruined their job. Like, they have a huge amount of debt. And like, they can't keep up with payments on anything that's not useful to me. Like, they're way more useful to me if like they've sorted all that shit out. And they're free of everything, right? And they have like, a large amount of savings if they ever happened to make a frickin mistake. Like, right, civility is totally priceless.

Nick VinZant 21:53

Ain't that the truth? I think the reason that I had the reaction to it is because one of the first people we interviewed on the podcast was a dominatrix. And she had the best tax advice. And she actually I use her accountant. I assume you'd like you can spend 500 on food this month or whatever, not like, Hey, you got to really, you got to diversify your bonds or something like that?

Ruby Enraylls 22:16

Yeah. Well, I mean, I use either Vanguard, or, Oh, God was the other one. I use Wealthfront, or fidelity. Fidelity does not charge fees. I don't use the apps because they are like the apps like Robin Hood. Um, because in case anything happens to be unstable, they kind of upset the market, if that makes sense. Like your trades won't necessarily go through. I know a lot of people in finance and a lot of people in tech. So

Nick VinZant 22:55

yeah, what is your most frequent request?

Ruby Enraylls 22:59

My most frequent request is misters, to whatever he wants to do. whatever pleases you is, honestly my most frequent requests at this point in time, I used to get like when I was younger, I used to get very hyper specific requests about like, oh, I have this like XYZ fantasy and like, I don't know, a lot of my requests are, like, let's have a good time together. Or like, I don't know, sometimes I get requests of like people wanting to learn something new. So I get tends to fall into one of those two buckets.

Nick VinZant 23:36

Is there one that you would stand that stands out to you or like an experience in the financial domination aspect that you would say that was either my most interesting or one that kind of jumps out at me like I still remember this interaction with this person.

Ruby Enraylls 23:50

Trying to think back to like 2020 because 2020 was funny 2020 We got real weird let me tell you, people were really bored in 2020 and 2021. Cuz the market again was like up and people were just like wasting money on fire. So I ended up with a lot of things. Like I recently discovered that like part of my Amazon wishlist, I didn't set the settings right. So I kept getting multiples of everything. So I have like, more Halloween costumes than a spirit Halloween. Like, way more like one person bought everything that was on there. And then there were multiples of everything else. So like, it's insane. I mean, I like have someone who several people actually who like now have large amounts of savings as a result

Nick VinZant 24:58

of of Utah. taking over their accounts. Yeah, how much? Like how much of money? Have you saved them? Do you think if you had to put a number on it?

Ruby Enraylls 25:08

Um, 10s of 1000s. It

Nick VinZant 25:10

kind of seems like people should just do this from a business standpoint. This isn't my thing, but I'm starting to be like, do you want to? Just like, it seems like you're doing a good job. I'm most amount of money somebody's ever given you at one time?

Ruby Enraylls 25:29

Ah, oops. Not sure I want to say that on.

Nick VinZant 25:36

Can you say? Three figures? Four figures? Five figures? Six, seven. Can you put a figure on? Definitely

Ruby Enraylls 25:45

not seven? I don't think six either.

Nick VinZant 25:49

What would you say? Like what? What's the most frequent denomination? Are we talking like? Under 100? Over 100? What are people? Definitely

Ruby Enraylls 25:57

over 100. Like for financial domination is usually get least for me over five.

Nick VinZant 26:05

Are women interested in this?

Ruby Enraylls 26:08

Oh, yeah, surprisingly, I mean, women are interested in everything. Right? Like anything a man is interested in a woman is interested in too. Like, we just, that was not a thing I thought originally, and then I have a friend with a very strong foot fetish. Which like, was kind of eye opening to me when I first interacted with her at a party. But that made me ruminate a bit on, um, you know, women having kinks. But do you have?

Nick VinZant 26:43

Do you have clients? Who are women?

Ruby Enraylls 26:47

I have a lot of clients that are women.

Nick VinZant 26:49

If you had to put a percentage on it, are we talking like 70%? Men? 30%? Women? 6040? What do you think it would be?

Ruby Enraylls 26:55

I'd say it's probably more like 9010.

Nick VinZant 26:59

That's still more than I would have thought it would be? Yeah,

Ruby Enraylls 27:03

but it definitely comes in waves. Where like, I'll go a bit without seeing women and then like my entire schedule women, what

Nick VinZant 27:12

would you say make someone a good financial dominatrix?

Ruby Enraylls 27:16

Ah. I mean, I think what makes anyone a good dominatrix actually is having compassion. And being able to put yourself in someone else's shoes from a standpoint of like, understanding of what exactly you are asking of someone, and exactly what the kink is, right. So like, it's, again, it's not as simple as like, Oh, he's just gonna give me money. And it's not as simple as like, I'm just going to make him more panties. So there's a bit of complexity to

Nick VinZant 27:56

everything. Um, that's pretty much all the questions that we have. Is there anything that you kind of think that we missed or anything like that? Right? Like, when somebody talks about like, Okay, do they usually want it combined with something else? Like, will you usually say to somebody, you need to send me $250 And then put on women's underwear? Or is it more just kind of confined to like, send me $250? So I can go out to eat or something like that? Like, do you come out? All depends on the person? Like,

Ruby Enraylls 28:22

yeah, it all depends, like, sometimes it's just standalone. But in that instance, it will be standalone. And sometimes you can, can or do add an element of humiliation into it. Right? And that humiliation can be like, honestly, anything.

Nick VinZant 28:51

Are these people that are doing this, like, are they? They single? Are they usually in a relationship with somebody else? Like do you get the sense that these are men with girlfriends, women with girlfriends, etc. I

Ruby Enraylls 29:04

think most of the people that I interact with tends to be at least in like the financial domination situation. are single. It does get a little bit weird when they're in relationships, honestly. And some people some dominatrixes take it in the direction of like, Oh, I'm so much hotter than your wife blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like I also think that's derogatory towards women and I'm pretty anti anything that's derogatory towards women. So yeah,

Nick VinZant 29:44

that kind of gets

Ruby Enraylls 29:45

into that's a no no for me it gets into some and that's not a no no for me like oh my God, how could you ever but like I just don't like saying things that are mean towards other women because I think that we Should just sort of keep it towards being mean to people who are doing things for us who like it when we're mean to them not to just everyone. And also like, Why drag somebody into this? Who did not fucking consent to it like, yeah, it's just, it's just enabling bad behavior. Yeah, I had somebody asked me once, to, like, encourage him to like jack off into his wife's coffee without, like, her permission, and I was like, absolute fucking Lully not. Um,

Nick VinZant 30:35

that's pretty much all the questions that we have is like, if people want to learn more about this, if they're interested in being a client, what should they do that kind of stuff. Um,

Ruby Enraylls 30:45

my website is Ruby loves you.com. And beware of catfish pretending to be me on basically any website. I

Nick VinZant 30:55

want to thank Ruby's so much for joining us if you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description. The YouTube version of this interview will be live on November 16, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now, let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of this show. When you left school, do you think that you were ready for real life? Do

John Shull 31:31

I think I could have made it? Yes. Do I think I was ready when I left high school? Absolutely not. And it's kind of a bigger rant for me. However, I don't think they teach common sense. And things you need to know in high school that way for a person graduating high school just to be able to get right out. And in, you know, join the world. I

Nick VinZant 31:54

think that you learn how things are supposed to be I don't think that you learn how things actually are. Nobody like tells you like, look, no, this is how this really works.

John Shull 32:05

Nobody you know, you don't take a cooking class, I don't think anymore, you should be able know how to manage bills and money. The difference between credit and debit and in percentages.

Nick VinZant 32:18

I think though, that honestly, those kinds of things are things that people tried to teach you. You just weren't ever in an age myself included, to pay any attention to it. Because you had plenty of opportunities to learn those things, right? Like you could have been with your parents and learn how to cook. Or if you ask them, like how do you balance a checkbook? I think that you had the opportunity to learn those things. You just didn't do it. I

John Shull 32:39

mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure I'm sure something was said by my economics teacher about aprs and financing, and of course, right? You're, you're a young person, you're just like, oh, that doesn't matter, and then come to find out it does,

Nick VinZant 32:52

right, you're never able to listen to the things that you're supposed to be paying attention to. It's only like 10 years later that you realize like, oh, I should have probably learned that. I think the biggest thing that I kind of wasn't prepared for was, I had always thought that okay, the people older than you are going to know what they're talking about, like your managers are going to know what they're doing hard work is going to get you where you you want to go. And like none of those things were true. Like nobody ever told you the truth that like, look, you're going to be surrounded by people who are in positions of authority, but they're actually idiots. And all this hard work of the American dream, kind of not really true.

John Shull 33:31

And I don't want people to think that we're being hard or you know, or like just having a grim outlook. But it's absolutely true that a lot of times your bosses at least to start out with when you're a younger person and impressionable probably aren't going to know as much as you think they do or give you the advice that you think they should give you. But part of that, to me is a finding yourself, right. However, I think that's different than being in school, graduating, and trying to go into the real world. I've always haven't gone through a four year college. I'm not sure what college really does, to be honest with you. Yeah, it kind of tells you maybe what you're interested in. But I feel like most four year universities, you can do the same thing, and be done in two years and start your career.

Nick VinZant 34:23

College I think is essentially a personal reference without a person behind it. It's a piece of paper that says you can be trained to do a job. That's That's what college ultimately is at the end of it. I don't think it's for most professions. I don't think it's about learning how to do the actual ins and outs of anything. I think it's about saying, Hey, you now have a piece of paper that says you can be trained how to do another job.

John Shull 34:47

Here you go $85,000 Later, or I don't even know what college costs for four years and probably

Nick VinZant 34:53

$100,000 piece of paper that says yes, I can be trained. It's essentially somebody signing off on you. That's really all College is someone who's signing off on you saying this person has some level of intelligence, they can take a task and they can complete it. That's all college is. It's not about learning anything.

John Shull 35:12

Yeah, I mean, that's, that's fair to say. I still think that most colleges are money grabs, and it should not cost $150,000 to become a doctor. But what do I know? Well, yeah,

Nick VinZant 35:28

man that's like that's, that's a whole political rant, we can go on for days, right? Like you set up a system in a certain way. If the whole the system is set up to make as much money as possible, everybody's going to try to make as much money as possible,

John Shull 35:39

you know, it'd be a lot more fun is if the Hunger Games were real. And they put like, 20 Aspiring doctors in a in an arena. And we're like, the last one standing gets an automatic, you know, degree, you don't even have to go to school.

Nick VinZant 35:54

I think that's a terrible idea. Because then you're going to be operated on by a doctor who's just the toughest person there. That's a terrible idea. That's one of the worst. No, it's terrible. Like, if you want to apply that to another profession, no, any I want somebody who knows what they're doing doing just about anything. I don't ever want some idiot doing something fine. Let's

John Shull 36:15

stick 20 bank tellers in an arena, then? Also,

Nick VinZant 36:19

no, now you're messing with my money. I want somebody who knows what they're doing. This whole idea is a terrible way to do things.

John Shull 36:26

But it would be fun, right? It'd be entertaining. And

Nick VinZant 36:30

well, yeah, but can we just do it with people who don't need to do fundamental aspects of societal things?

John Shull 36:36

People don't have to die like we can just Taser them or I don't care

Nick VinZant 36:39

about them living or dying. I don't want them handling my taxes.

John Shull 36:44

Here's a follow up question for you. So if there was any profession that you think requires school, or coming right out of high school and having known a certain skill set? Would it be somebody in the financial industry? No,

Nick VinZant 36:58

I think that that's all just a bunch of people essentially legalized gambling. I don't think that anybody in the financial industry really knows what they're doing, like picking stocks. I think that's basically just gambling. But I think that you have to have people who know what they're doing, whether that's like a doctor, or a carpenter, right. Like you got, you'd have people need to know how they're what they're working on.

John Shull 37:20

Yeah, I mean, once again, anyone can hammer a nail into the floor, but

Nick VinZant 37:25

that's not fucking true. I couldn't, I couldn't build anything. I couldn't build a damn thing. I have no skills whatsoever. I

John Shull 37:32

mean, listen, I'm not the most skilled person. But I feel like if that was my only job was to learn how to do stuff like that, then maybe, maybe I could do it.

Nick VinZant 37:41

My grandpa is used to say work with your brain or your back. pick which one you want to do?

John Shull 37:48

Oh, that's actually great. I thought about that. For our second time. I was trying to think of some funny to say, but that's actually

Nick VinZant 37:54

it's a really great saying. And it's not one of those things where like, you make it up, it's you're saying, but you just attribute it to your grandpa, because then people will listen to you like, that's what he really used to said, like, decide early if you want to work with your brain or your back. There's no shame in either one, man. Everybody's got to, like some of the most important jobs in society are some of the blue collar jobs, right? Like you think plumbing ain't important until you flood your house.

John Shull 38:18

You got shit coming out of a valve somewhere that you don't know why that's happening. Suddenly,

Nick VinZant 38:21

the plumber is the smartest man in the world. You got to have a guy. Everybody needs to have a guy. It's

John Shull 38:27

a whole nother rant. But I've never understood why we seem to demean like that, like certain jobs like a plumber, right? Like, it's always the same picture that they always put out as this big oversized person with their ass crack hanging out, like trying to fix the toilet. Like, I've never seen a plumber like that. And actually, they're very needed and helpful.

Nick VinZant 38:49

It's just all perception. Right? Right. Yeah. I mean, maybe there is some like, Okay, some jobs, you could learn how to do maybe easier than other ones. But I don't think that that's necessarily true. I've tried to learn how to do any kind of trade work and I couldn't put together a desk from IKEA. It's just I mean, it's just perception, right? Like some jobs are perceived as being easier so they pay less money. A teaching is one of the hardest things you can do. We don't pay educators shit.

John Shull 39:16

Oh, it's less than we don't we don't go on rants, especially politically motivated ones. But I gotta tell you, that is one thing I would I would campaign for forever is teachers need they need more. I mean, they should be paid a lot more money. I

Nick VinZant 39:30

just have a firm belief to finish this whole conversation up. I just have a firm belief that you are never taught or learn the one thing that you need to actually know or learn. whatever situation you're in, in life, you're never taught the one thing that you need to know, or you never learned the one thing that you need to know. And then 10 years later, you're like, Man, I wish I would have known that. Okay.

John Shull 39:54

All right, let's get some shout outs here. We're gonna start off with Eric Ingerman. Josh O'Brien Hey, Carl here. Devin Garimella don't don't see a lot of Devon's usually. Albert Ragland, Austin Smith, Christopher Lewis, Gabrielle Mayer, George Mata and Anthony caster. Appreciate all of you and listen, if you haven't subscribed to our socials, you should check it out because they're pretty awesome. And we're about to hit a couple of milestones on a few of them. So I don't want to I don't want to jinx it because Nick thinks I Jinx everything but you do. If you haven't subscribed, you definitely should. I know you always kind of give it a shout out anyways, to do so. But I'm asking you to John, Mother effing Shoal is asking you to this time. Okay,

Nick VinZant 40:45

well, I'm watching this subscriber or follower or whatever account you're talking about racking up because you Jinx everything and saying, I don't I'm not gonna jinx it, you know, and then this is jinxing it.

John Shull 40:56

I'd say, Sir, I'm going to lead us into my second this, you know, I'm gonna make this a question. Or you can say a statement. I used to be superstitious, like when I was a younger person, I am not anymore.

Nick VinZant 41:12

I'm not superstitious. But I have a firm belief in the idea that once you try to grab something, it slips away from you. Because I think that once you kind of sit back a little bit and reflect on your success or possible success, you get a little bit lazy. I think that once you kind of acknowledge the possibility as it's ramping up, it slips away from you, because you kind of check out a little bit. That's what I think. So

John Shull 41:38

I just watched a show called bodies on Netflix, you should check it out. If you haven't, it's a couldn't get into that, actually. Oh, you actually checked it out, even though it's it kind of has a horror horror, like elements to it a little bit, not much, but a little bit,

Nick VinZant 41:52

you've got to okay, if you start a show, when are you? When are you going to back out of it? Like how far will you get into a show that you're not going to finish before you decide this isn't for me?

John Shull 42:04

I don't actually because I am one of those people that will spend two days trying to figure out if there's a show I want to watch. And I watch all the trailers, I see who's in it. I sometimes I'll read the Wikipedia to see like how it actually ends, and then I'll watch it like I'll commit. I do have to tell you though, that the limited series that are coming out, like like bodies, I think was like six episodes or whatever, I think there is going to be a season two but whatever. That's so much more appealing to me than like investing my time in like a 20 episode season of something.

Nick VinZant 42:38

I can't imagine myself watching a TV show that has multiple seasons that goes beyond three seasons, I can't even imagine it. I pretty much only watched limited series like I want this whole thing to be done in five episodes or six episodes.

John Shull 42:54

Yeah, I mean, I, I don't disagree. I think it's smart. I think the filmmakers and TV show folks are getting it, you know, Quicker, quicker results, less attention span and see what happens. Anyways, what I was getting to originally was one of the characters in there basically says that nothing is by chance, everything is predetermined. And the older I get, I'm starting to absolutely think that way that you know, you're born with certain genetic, you're basically born with a map of your life before you even before you even say a word. And that's why I don't think superstitions are necessarily applicable anymore.

Nick VinZant 43:34

I can kind of see that I agree with it in the sense that your life is kind of all mapped out for you pretty early on. It's basically a combination of genetics and your environment. And unless you get really lucky, it's pretty easy to see where you're going to kind of end up you're going to basically be your parents, unless something really changes. I kind of think that all people are basically the same. The person at the top would be the person at the bottom if they were faced with the same same circumstances and vice versa. I don't think that people are really special. We all would make the same decisions given the same resources and abilities. I

John Shull 44:10

mean, should I still think people who are special and wealthy and powerful still aren't special, so it doesn't matter. Oh, all right. Couple of things here for you one. I feel like I had a good intro there. But now I'm just going to ask you a couple questions. Okay. The what's the more regrettable tattoo a full on like just full sleeve but it's just the black ink like there is just, you know, it's just literally a black sleeve of ink. A forehead tattoo. Or a tramp stamp?

Nick VinZant 44:43

Oh, a forehead tattoo dude, I mean, that's pretty easy answer like that's right on your face. Anything else you can be hidden up. I would love to know like a percentage on what percentage of people regret the tattoos they got.

John Shull 44:58

That's the thing I feel like because you know you see A lot like I'm gonna use jelly roll as an example, the artists, the singer, the dude has all kinds of face tattoos. And you're telling me that if he loses a lot of weight, he's a bigger guy. Like, those aren't going to look fucked up. Or Or if he gets older, they're just not going to naturally fade and they're going to look terrible. face tattoos

Nick VinZant 45:18

are really hard things. I look if tattoos are your thing, they've just never personally been mine only because I could never think of anything that I really wanted to get. But like, face tattoo is a big move. A big move. Yeah, listen,

John Shull 45:34

like you said, I'm not hating on you. If you have them, like good on you. I just I have to tell you that. Not that my opinion matters. But I don't think I've ever seen one like a person with a face tattoo. Like on their forehead where I've gone. Okay, that's awesome. That's alright, I can see that. It's always like, Oh, shit. Like, that's, that's not a good look.

Nick VinZant 45:57

It's kind of crazy that in hindsight, Mike Tyson's face tattoo was is probably the best fake face tattoo.

John Shull 46:07

And that's not saying much, by the way. So

Nick VinZant 46:09

that's just not something I would personally do. I'd like to hear from somebody who's gotten a face tattoo like, Man, how do you just make that decision? That's a tough one.

John Shull 46:17

All right, second, second matter of business. Travis Kelce. Taylor Swift. Do you think it's real?

Nick VinZant 46:26

I think that it might be real, but it is the most manufactured PR relationship that I've ever seen. It's weird how all of the cameras just happened to be in exactly the like John and I both worked. John still does. I used to work in news and I started out as a photographer. And the interesting thing to me about it is you can see that all of these leaked photos or secret photos, or film photos all suddenly have these perfect eyelines. Like, all of this is staged, it's all played up. Maybe it's real, maybe it's not. But it's certainly a played up thing.

John Shull 47:01

Yeah, it's I don't think it's real at all. However, I say that because kind of loosely following Taylor Swift's love life for the last two decades. It seems like she really falls head over heels for whoever. And it always ends the same. So I have no I have no faith that this one will be different.

Nick VinZant 47:20

I feel like that's just all

John Shull 47:22

public relations. Could be could absolutely be. She

Nick VinZant 47:25

fascinates me in one regard only and that is a symbol and writes about as a symbol for a life that she has never lived in the sense that most of her songs are about being kind of your average person in high school. And she was in country music, but I think that she was born to a wealthy family in Philadelphia, New York. Never had any country roots never lived any kind of normal middle class upbringing, she essentially sings about and portrays a reputation of a life that she has never lived.

John Shull 47:59

While you said that very eloquently.

Nick VinZant 48:01

Yeah, that's the one thing that I don't understand about it, right? It's endlessly singing about a life that you have never lived. It's pandering.

John Shull 48:09

I almost don't even want to continue. I feel like we should just end the show. Which this whole show. Okay. All right. Last question. This kind of ties into our top five. I was just wondering this. What is your dream car?

Nick VinZant 48:23

One with four wheels?

John Shull 48:25

That's such a bullshit answer.

Nick VinZant 48:27

I don't care. I could care less about cars. I don't have a single dream car that I've ever thought of. Every time that I have gotten a car I bought three cars. And in all three circumstances I went to the dealership I was like, Alright, this is the one that I want. Give me the most basic model like well, we have this does that don't care? Like well, we want to get power windows on the truck. No, I can reach right across. I don't have it I could care less about a car. The only card that I need is a vehicle that has four wheels and gets me to where I'm going reliable a reliable car is my dream car. I could care less.

John Shull 49:01

Why did I Why did I just know you were not gonna have any kind of interesting answer at all to that they're

Nick VinZant 49:06

all the same to me. No, I don't I think that all cars my wife's car, which is a Toyota Highlander. Priya me. So Highlander. You don't have a Prius with four people. Toyota Highlander is the best car anyone would ever possibly need. Like you don't need anything in life beyond that. It's I think it's like $45,000 has everything you need. I don't think that you need to. I don't think you need anything more than a $45,000 car.

John Shull 49:36

The question wasn't what vehicles practical what's what's good for normal people? It's just you've never once in your life been like, Man, I really would love an Aston Martin or a Lamborghini.

Nick VinZant 49:47

No, I have never cared about cars.

John Shull 49:51

Okay, I don't think you have to care about cars to ever want something luxurious like that. But

Nick VinZant 49:59

you Nothing. Never. Okay, all right.

John Shull 50:03

Well, I mean, you still made it half interesting, but not really. So

Nick VinZant 50:07

what's your dream car?

John Shull 50:10

I've always wanted a Lamborghini and I, I effed up because when I first met my wife in Orlando, she bought me like a Groupon to where you can drive one like around a track somewhere. And for some reason, I didn't do it. And we ended up giving, we ended up giving it away to somebody else. Like one of our friends or something. So I could have at least gotten in it probably gone up to 150 180 miles. Well,

Nick VinZant 50:36

you could have driven it not just written with somebody else in it. No, like, I

John Shull 50:39

mean, from what I understood, I could have driven it so wow. That up? I did. I mean, obviously my dream, would it be able to get into a Formula One car, but I'm not even sure I could get my ass in the cockpit of one of those things, let alone be able to drive it successfully. So it's all good. Look,

Nick VinZant 50:57

I think that Formula One has way too many kinds of sexual innuendos to the cockpit in the pole position.

John Shull 51:04

That's all racing. That's not just Formula One.

Nick VinZant 51:07

Nobody talks about being in the pole position in NASCAR. He's first. They don't have to class it up with special words. Like he's in the pole position. You mean he gets to start first?

John Shull 51:19

I'm not going to hate on NASCAR. It's turn left going 200 miles an hour. He still got to be talented. However, give me cockpits pole positions. I'll take that all day.

Nick VinZant 51:30

I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will. Are we at our top five or do you have another one? No, we're

John Shull 51:37

ready to roll.

Nick VinZant 51:39

Okay, so our our top five is top five worst car sounds. What's your number five. There's a lot of really bad sound. Yeah, car makes you like oh, I don't want to hear that. Yeah,

John Shull 51:50

I hope us saying these brings back terrible memories for some of you out there. So I'm gonna start with my number five. And that is basically slowly hearing the air go out of one of your tires. Oh, it is and you can be driving. You can be feeling the tire up. You can be trying to check it out. But when you just hear that song. And then it just talked. Oh, you're fucked. And it is. It's so deflating. Because then your mind just goes to you know, do I have a spare? Do have a jack? You know, if you're at the dealership or whatever. It's like, well, then I have to spend $800 on new tires. It's just it's a terrible, terrible sound. Oh,

Nick VinZant 52:32

yeah. Because that's just like, how much is this going to cost me? Yeah, how much is this going to cost me and it's just endless complications to throw change a tire new cars, maybe four new tires. Yeah,

John Shull 52:45

pro tip out there for all of you who may not have a car yet. Tires cost a lot more than you think they do.

Nick VinZant 52:52

Yeah, that's why I buy cheap cars, man. I can go get four new tires for the car. I have it cost me four and $50.

John Shull 52:59

Yeah, but that's that's it? I mean, okay, that's not expensive, but not I mean, but when you're, you know, when you're a young person or even an old person, you don't have that kind of income. And you're like, Well, I've done now. Fine four and $50 so I can drive my car like, tires,

Nick VinZant 53:12

expensive, man. But next to the road. You got to be watching out for him. My number five is a seatbelt alarm. It just annoys the crap out of me because I'm gonna put it on. Just let me do it at my pace. Those

John Shull 53:25

are I mean, they are terrifying and it's just Ding ding ding

Nick VinZant 53:32

It's always like I'm doing something. It's terrible. It's

John Shull 53:38

yeah, it's by far. That's probably the most annoying like not her like not harmless sound in a car I bet.

Nick VinZant 53:47

Ah, I have one a higher on the list that I would say is the most annoying non harmless one. Or not like that. That means something's like it's not something bad necessarily like something wrong with the car wash number four. When

John Shull 54:02

your air conditioning or heat goes out, and you can just hear the vent just tucked in, nothing comes out and you're like, is there a bomb in my engine? Way? Why isn't there any air coming out? Why does it sound like there's a monkey in there just fucking around, you know, just hitting the thing over and over and over again. It's just a shitty sound. Therefore,

Nick VinZant 54:22

just go for 60 Air man.

John Shull 54:25

I don't even know what all what just rolled down the windows

Nick VinZant 54:28

for windows down at 60 miles an hour for 60 air you never heard for 60 year.

John Shull 54:33

I haven't No, but it's it's the worst man because yeah, I don't have to explain why but it's just not a good sound to have when you're driving or in a car.

Nick VinZant 54:43

What's the fastest that you will drive with your windows down?

John Shull 54:46

Oh, I mean, trust me. i Well, I haven't had air conditioning in my car. ever actually, since I wasn't a Florida so i mean i Wow. 85 I mean, I'll go I go on the highway with it. It's Fine,

Nick VinZant 55:00

I would never I would the most I'm gonna go is like, busy arterial Street. I think people know what I'm talking about, right? It's like the main street. That's not a highway. I'm not going over 45 With my windows down.

John Shull 55:13

I will say this though, that somebody commented, I used to have my hand like out the window. Then somebody wants commented and uh, how bad that made me look. So now, now I don't put my hand out out of the window anymore.

Nick VinZant 55:27

What do you mean your hand out the window? Like how far like it's just resting on the window sill? Or, like, you're sticking it out there? Like you're?

John Shull 55:33

Yeah, you know, like you have it out or you have it hanging over the side of the door. No, I know. I get it. Now. I get it. I don't do it anymore. It was a lesson that needed to be learned. And I learned it. You

Nick VinZant 55:45

should have your hand hanging out the door.

John Shull 55:50

You know what I should have learned after I got stung by two bees within a week doing that, by the way, because I was driving and literally one of them. I mean, this is what years ago, but I was driving and I felt something in my arm. I look and there's a damn be stuck to it going down the road.

Nick VinZant 56:04

Why did you start doing this? What was? Once

John Shull 56:09

again, it's kind of like what we mentioned earlier, or what we were talking about earlier. My parents did it. So somewhere in May I started to do it. And then somebody along the way, tried to be cool. Like dad. Well, you know, he probably had a sickness hand though. At least he had a reason I didn't. So I

Nick VinZant 56:26

did have a truck one time that the door got bent and I had to climb out the back window. guy to get it in and out of the back window of the car. It had like a little I don't know what they call those on a truck. But you had like the back window could spread apart. Yeah. And I had to get in and out through the back window. Like

John Shull 56:43

on a regular basis. No, yeah,

Nick VinZant 56:45

I was gonna weigh in or out. Do what I do. Like I didn't give a shit. It was kind of fun. All right, all right. What's your number one like a, like a spy movie, like jumping in the back. My number four is a loud exhaust. I hate a loud exhaust. I can't stay in that sound.

John Shull 57:03

So that's actually my number three. I so I don't I've never driven around with one. But obviously you hear them all over. It's just there's so many things you can do to mitigate that and people don't for whatever reason, I've

Nick VinZant 57:14

never understood the idea of like upgrading it just so that this exhaust sounds louder if you do something to the car that makes it faster or handle better. Okay, that's one thing, but just going in there and be like Nah, man, I'm gonna pay 100 bucks. So this thing sounds

John Shull 57:27

twice as loud. Just makes no sense at all no

Nick VinZant 57:31

sense to me. My number three is the scrape of hitting a curb. Like when you hit it and said like and you everybody like oh, he just checked it.

John Shull 57:41

Do we have so my number two is pulling into a parking spot and like running over the parking block or the roll like hitting it with the front? Yeah, and then you have to like put it in reverse and it's like yeah, it's so bad. It's so terrible.

Nick VinZant 57:57

I live in a place Seattle where there's a good amount of bad drivers like a good amount of like oh my god that person can't drive because Seattle used to be pretty bad with traffic so you wouldn't really get going that fast that much and I don't think that people were accustomed to that now that the speed is kind of increasing you can move around pretty well. But I saw somebody like pull just flat out turn completely miss where they were trying to go like the driveway and just bash right into the curb. And like go go home and then when the car goes up and then they come Oh, that's a terrible sound hitting the curb. That you're number two.

John Shull 58:36

That's my number two. Yep.

Nick VinZant 58:37

My number two is when you start the car and it's already started that like Oh, that's terrible sound.

John Shull 58:47

That is terrible. That is Yeah, or like when you turn it off too soon, like before you put it in park or something on accident and it's just

Nick VinZant 58:58

oh yeah, like you're still moving and you throw it in park and it just like you're good yeah, that's terrible.

John Shull 59:05

That's a bad one. Or like if you're driving shift and you met and you miss it the clutch or something or just miss it in general, like and I'm just making that grinding sound drive. You know how to drive a stick? Not successfully. I feel like I could probably take me a half a day to learn. But yeah, I think I could I know I could.

Nick VinZant 59:27

Okay, so you've never driven one is you don't just I've tried I've tried so then No, you don't

John Shull 59:34

think I tried driving your truck one day?

Nick VinZant 59:38

Oh, maybe every car I've ever had has been a stick shift. I'm

John Shull 59:41

pretty sure I drove it and I'm pretty sure I almost were you had to be in it with me Don't you remember this i i missed the clutch and we didn't go up hill we kept going back backwards.

Nick VinZant 59:52

Oh, maybe I do remember this. Or

John Shull 59:54

maybe like drive it and maybe we're doing something and like you asked me to bring you your I don't remember but I really remember being in your truck and just biffen it in the in an Orlando parking garage? Oh, I

Nick VinZant 1:00:06

know what this was You did me a favor. I was at a town or something like that and you move my car. And then somebody else had to do it because you didn't know how to do it.

John Shull 1:00:15

I'm like, why is this fucking thing going forwards? It was bad, man. It's not a lot of

Nick VinZant 1:00:21

people who can drive stick now. Okay, what's your number one?

John Shull 1:00:24

Oh, man, every time this happens, I just my stomach turns into knots. That's when the gas light comes on. Hmm,

Nick VinZant 1:00:35

I can see that as being a number one. My number one is silence. Because that means your car's not working. That silence is the worst, worst sound that a car can make.

John Shull 1:00:47

I appreciate you for that. But no, I It's I used to be so paranoid of the Gaslight that when it came on, I got to the nearest gas station no matter what I was doing. Like, you know, because you have what, like 40 Miles most cars have 40 miles left or something? Yeah, yeah. As soon as I would come on, I would book it. Like, like, I was like literally going to the engine was going to die and sees if I didn't get it to the gas station.

Nick VinZant 1:01:15

Oh, you panicked?

John Shull 1:01:16

I panicked? I didn't precautious you were panic. No, I'm Yeah. And then I met my wife. And she was like, Dude, you're an idiot. Like, it can be on for like, 40 miles, you

Nick VinZant 1:01:26

have nothing to worry about. Oh, you didn't know that.

John Shull 1:01:29

I know. I that is something I did not learn until I got I'm gonna sound like such a terrible person. I also did not know that the arrow on the gas, you know, the gas meter. The gas gauge tells you which side your your gas is on your fuel tank. I

Nick VinZant 1:01:51

would make fun of you. But I didn't know that until I was probably my mid 20s.

John Shull 1:01:56

Yeah, I mean, that would be me too. But you know, late 20s 2627. I had no idea

Nick VinZant 1:02:00

if I remember, right, like I took a picture of it and like posted something to social media. And everybody else was like, oh, yeah, idiot. You didn't know that. Like, I thought I had stumbled across some great discussion

John Shull 1:02:11

from my wife. My wife was like, yeah, you've you've lived 25 years without ever knowing that. How did you ever live?

Nick VinZant 1:02:18

I had no idea. I had no idea. That's what that was. But now I look at it every time and feel smart. Yeah, well, me too. How many of you read it? Have you ever fully ran out of gas? Never.

John Shull 1:02:29

And if I ever do, you might as well just hit me with your car because that means that I've given up on life.

Nick VinZant 1:02:34

Mm hmm. I did one time. One time I completely ran out of gas because I wanted to I was traveling across the country and I wanted to be like, I wonder how close I can get this down. Let's I can I can make that I can make that. I didn't I didn't make it.

John Shull 1:02:49

No, you did it. But you're here to tell the story. So it's good. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 1:02:52

it's not that big of a deal. The car just kind of sputters out and you like pull over. You're like, well, I guess I'm walking. We go walking. He was walking was fine. What's in your honorable mention? There's tons of a man. Yeah,

John Shull 1:03:05

I'll name just a couple that grind my gears. Specifically, one is the grinding of your brakes when they're gone.

Nick VinZant 1:03:13

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like the the pads are down. You hear that? Yeah.

John Shull 1:03:16

And you're like, My engine is going and then you go to the dealership or the mechanic or like, no, actually, your brake pads are just gone. What's more annoying than that, though, is like hitting the brakes in them squealing that's pretty annoying. Oh,

Nick VinZant 1:03:32

yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that one out there. That's

John Shull 1:03:36

bad. Also, this doesn't pertain to everybody at all. But I once had a car that the gas cap. I couldn't get it on. So for like, a year, I would drive and it would just hit the side of my car. tink, tink Tink. That's quite annoying.

Nick VinZant 1:03:55

I could put on a really specific one. In the sense that God I just literally forgot what it was though saying what it is. Oh, I would put on okay. I would put on there the sound of your door closing half a second after you realize you left your car keys in the car. Yeah, that's to like, God. Dang it. Well, nowadays

John Shull 1:04:20

when you do that the vehicle makes a noise. It'll like beep at you that you left the keys in the car. Oh, I don't have that kind of car. Well, I know you drive uh, I don't know a danger Ranger or something. drive

Nick VinZant 1:04:33

across Subaru. Crosstrek absolute base model 22 grand, great car by the way.

John Shull 1:04:38

God, you're such a you're such an outdoorsy guy, a Toyota Highlander. How would you say Subaru? Crosstrek maybe? Yeah, same thing. So good

Nick VinZant 1:04:49

for you. Yeah, I can drive all over the place with that. Um, I don't appreciate I don't like the sound of a real car horn honk. Not like Hey Jimmy, car horn honk or like Uh, like I'm pissed off when somebody lays on it. car alarms, I generally hate the sound of car alarms

John Shull 1:05:07

more or less the old school ones. I mean nowadays once again, I don't think I've I've heard a new vehicle, a newer vehicle with an actual car alarm. I don't think I have. I don't

Nick VinZant 1:05:17

think anybody ever pays attention to him. No, even your own car alarm you're not running out there being like, what is it? What's going on over here? Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance. Leave us a quick review doesn't have to be some big thing. Just a couple of quick words. It really helps out the show and let us know what you think are some of the worst car sounds. I can't stand loud noises. I hate loud exhaust and when somebody's just laying on that horn, but I really think that the worst car sound is just nothing at all. Let us know what you think though are some of the worst car sounds to hear

Luxury Travel Companion Madison Montgomery

You’ll have to read between the lines to understand what this episode is all about. As a Luxury Travel Companion, Madison Montgomery offers more than just companionship. Take a peak inside the world of high class escorts as we talk celebrity NDAs, making thousands of dollars a night and the cost of breaking into the business. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Cold Weather Foods.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Hey welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, travel companions, and cold weather food,

Madison Montgomery 0:14

you are not a $4,000 a month girl, you are paid by the hour girl, you can make that in one day, sleazy and unsafe and scary. But after a couple of weeks of that, and when I when I go back to like my dating life, they're astounded by my skills like they're like, what?

Nick VinZant 0:40

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is luxury travel companion, Madison Montgomery. So when we talk about a travel companion, is this about travel? Or is this kind of code for something else?

Madison Montgomery 1:10

It's code. A travel companion means that I am available to travel with you to travel to you, or whatever, but as an escort. So

Nick VinZant 1:25

as an escort, then I'm assuming sex is involved.

Madison Montgomery 1:29

two consenting adults making their own decisions can have sex. Yes.

Nick VinZant 1:36

How did you kind of get into this?

Madison Montgomery 1:39

When I was 2223, I had sugar daddy, that paid me a monthly allowance of 4000 a month. And when he went through a divorce, he couldn't provide that for me anymore. And I was like, Oh my gosh, what am I going to do? So I told my best friend and I'm like, I don't know how to what I'm gonna do. And my friend. She was going out of town to work at a bar called the green door every month for one week. And she's she decided to confide in me and she said, that green door bar doesn't exist girl. I go up to San Francisco once a month, and work as an escort. And that's what you should do. You are not a $4,000 a month girl. You are a paid by the hour girl. You can make that in one day. And I was like, Are you serious? Is the state. And so anyways, that's how I got into being a professional sport because she introduced me to this whole new world. And I mean, I was spending multiple days a week with my sugar daddy for four gram. Um, but yeah, I do make 4000 in a day sometimes. No.

Nick VinZant 3:08

Were you conflicted about it? Or was this kind of like, Man, this is an easy decision.

Madison Montgomery 3:12

I was so scared. And she was like, Well, why don't you just come on one of my trips with me? And I was like, Yeah, okay, I guess that's fair. And she had me posted an ad. But when you first start as a sex worker, especially as a sport, it's very hard for you to get booked if you don't have establishment, like if you're not established, like social media, ads, different website verification services. So it was very slow for me that week. But she introduced the idea of doing what's called doubles, which means threesomes, so I would see her with a client. And we would do it that way. And that's how I got established.

Nick VinZant 4:13

What was that first time kind of like for you?

Madison Montgomery 4:15

I was so uncomfortable with it. Because it's like, you don't get to pick who your clients are, you know, like you do a rigorous screening process and make sure that they're safe to see, but you don't know what they look like. And that was something that I was like, Well, how can I do this? If I'm not attracted to them? And she kind of this provider. She like, told me that I had to get into a role. So it was like acting. And it is, some of it is or a lot of it was when I first started. And so I would have to get into this role. And that was really hard for me because I I was like, when I was seeing my sugar daddy, it was like, we were dating, you know, and I was attracted to, we like actually have a real connection. So this was different because it was like, very transactional. And like, I'm really not ever see that person again. And it's like an exchange, and it just felt like sleazy and unsafe and scary. But after a couple of weeks of that, and like, and then when I was making $10,000, in one week, to start, I was like, I'm doing this does not matter. And then I was able to get into character real quick, like, in my day to day life, I'm a different person from when I am out of

Nick VinZant 5:55

debt, you feel still feel kind of conflicted about it? No,

Madison Montgomery 5:59

not at all. Not at all. Oh, my gosh, most of my friends know that I'm a sex worker. My, my family, I think that they know, but it's like a don't ask questions. You don't want to know the answer to kind of thing, you know, because they know that I've done modeling my whole adult life, and Playboy, but I think they know, I think they just were not going to talk about it. What

Nick VinZant 6:28

do you think that made you okay with it? Was it just? Was it the money? Or is it just like, I just got used to this?

Madison Montgomery 6:34

What definitely the money the money has been saying. But when I say that I started as mostly acting, it was entirely it had to be an act for me, because I couldn't get into it. But now I don't feel like it's that much acting. It's like I'm giving a person an experience that, like is changing their life. So I don't know, I feel like I'm a I'm a giver. And I don't know, a lot of the time I'm a therapist, because I get to talk people through their issues on what's going on in their lives. And I'm really good at that. I'm a Pisces? I'm great. I'm an empath, I would say. And most of my encounters are, like, equally rewarding, like, other than monetarily, how

Nick VinZant 7:34

does an encounter usually work? Right? Is it kind of a date? Or is this like everybody knows what they're here for? Let's get to begin?

Madison Montgomery 7:42

Well, it depends. Typically, someone contacts me via an ad that they've seen, or I post on Twitter a lot about my availability, they text or email me, then I send them to my screening forum, they have to go through a screening process where I verify they are who they say they are, they have to provide their name, age, email, phone number, I screened that with a various number of sites, which I will not say which ones they are, because I don't know about them. And then if anything comes up on there, that's a red flag to me, then I typically don't see them. But if they're all good to go and their references, check out, we require most of us require provider references. So they'll provide to other providers information, and I will reach out to them. Ask if they're safe, as they would see them again, that kind of stuff. And so yeah, so if they pass the screening process, then it just depends. Like sometimes a guy wants to meet with me for an hour, that's my minimum time. And usually an hour is just, I either go to them, or they come to me and it's pretty, like wham bam, Thank you, ma'am. I just like a little bit, a little bit of conversation and then I get right into it. Um, but then what I'm what I prefer is like a preferred for me, but obviously, it's more expensive is like a dinner date where we go enjoy a meal and drinks together in public and then go back to my place or my hotel or their place, then it's more organic feeling like it feels like an actual date.

Nick VinZant 9:46

So as you know, I think it's listed officially as like a travel companion. Will people kind of fly you out specifically or how does that work?

Madison Montgomery 9:53

So, f m t y or fly me to you is the thing that most escorts offer. And that's the travel companion aspect of it. So yes, that is definitely like top tier, way more expensive, because we require much more of a deposit. We require flights to be covered. And most most girls ask for first class, but I'm like, I don't. I don't ask for First of all, I think that the concept of first class is ridiculous if they want to do that for me. Oh, yeah. But like, that's not something I require. Um, because I like to put my own flights. But yeah, they they pay for everything that is required for the travel for the travel time, and then my rate, which is 6500 for 24 hours. So

Nick VinZant 10:56

how is that like, kind of compared to other people who are in the industry? Is that pretty standard? Is that high? Is that lower?

Madison Montgomery 11:04

Everyone has their own thing? My hourly rate is 1000. So it's like, you're getting a really great deal. If you want to spend that much time with me, you know? And then my overnight if I'm just like, coming for the night, is 5500. So how do I compare to the other girls in the industry? Most girls are charging like $8,000 for 24 hours.

Nick VinZant 11:35

So then like how much? How much would you say that

Madison Montgomery 11:37

you make a year, around 300,000.

Nick VinZant 11:40

That's a lot of money. That's like life changing money.

Madison Montgomery 11:44

That includes other things as well. So travel companion score, Madison Montgomery is also dominatrix mistress Madison Hill, which I use to separate the two but not now that I've been phased out, me, I show my face and all my advertisements, and not blurred. I just know people are going to notice. So I just combined the two most people know that I'm the same person, but I do switch between different roles. So that's with both of those, which come at a different price point. And I also started doing full body central massage this year, which is at a different price point as well. Which is more busy. So I would say Madison during the travel companion escort is more of like the luxury service. And is I get less bookings that way, but I prefer longer bookings. So I would say I get like one or two a week. With that. And then with the others, it's way more consistent.

Nick VinZant 13:00

Yeah, yeah. But then you wouldn't have another another job outside of this. This is this is kind

Madison Montgomery 13:07

of I own my own business in the cosmetic world. And that's why wise,

Nick VinZant 13:13

was that and now is that kind of the retirement plan, so to speak, or was that just something that you've always done?

Madison Montgomery 13:19

Yeah, that was kind of the retirement plan. I actually consider or I actually announced that I retired this year when I was in a relationship and that was going to be the rest of my life as a med spa owner, but that didn't work out. So I'm back to the sex work, which is honestly the best, do you

Nick VinZant 13:41

really enjoy it? Or have you kind of like in any way convinced yourself that you enjoy it? Um,

Madison Montgomery 13:46

okay, so when I retired this year, it was only for a short time, I was so happy to be done with it, because it is really taxing. Like, I have to be on top of my shit all the time, I have to make sure that I look good all the time. Because, you know, unless you only allow yourself a number of days or a set schedule to take appointments, which is like doing yourself a disservice because some months are very busy and some months are very slow. And on those slow months, you have to like just be ready in case you get something but so yeah, I have to take care take excellent care of myself. I have to, like especially the touring. And in my opinion to be successful in this you have to tour you cannot only work in your home city because the people who live there are going to see you on the advertisements, and men like variety. And they're gonna, if they've already seen you, they're gonna get bored, you know, or they'll walk To see more people. So when I go on tours, when I make the most amount of money I make consistently 10,000 In one week, like, or sometimes 10,000 In two days. That's because when I come to these different cities that I don't live in, these guys are like, Oh my god, I have to see her this time, because I might not get another chance for like, another year, you know, um, so they hop on it, and then I'm slam packed with appointments for the time that I'm there. I enjoy it. Because I have the flexibility of my own schedule. I can afford this frickin amazing apartment that I otherwise probably wouldn't I love the that it gives me the lifestyle that I want. The things that I don't like about it, obviously, are that it's stigmatized, it's considered not legal, although you'll hear any provider say this, the donation is for my time and companionship only, which is true. Anything that is decided between two consenting adults is irrelevant to the donation. And it's hard on my body, you know, way more active than the average person.

Nick VinZant 16:23

When we talk about the sexual aspect of it. Is it kind of everything on the table? Whole thing? Or what are we kind of talking about in that regard?

Madison Montgomery 16:35

I have, I have some limits. Um, I I prefer it to be more sensual and like vanilla, I guess you could say, but I do offer trips to Greece, which is, you know, for $1,000 Extra. Um, but I don't allow like marks that would last past the appointment, such as like whipping or, like really hard to spanking or anything that would leave a bruise, which sometimes, unfortunately, that does happen. But I bruise easily, so I just don't like the rough play on me. So that's the limit. I don't allow come in my mouth. I just I can't like I'm not a porn star. Although I have only options, I can just like that's where I have to draw the line. But everyone's different. Some girls. Some girls do swallow. I said

Nick VinZant 17:52

why do they call it trips to Greece? I have never heard that before. Why is it

Madison Montgomery 17:56

that Oh, great. Can you can't like say aim on any advertisement. You can't even say Greek on some but like, that's the term I don't know why it's called that. I have no idea where that came from.

Nick VinZant 18:08

I just didn't really make any sense. Doesn't Yeah, so like when you talk about like the people that you're involved with? I'm assuming they're generally men.

Madison Montgomery 18:17

Yes. Although I see couples as well. I don't see just females though. It's too weird for me like I am. But in my personal life, I would say I'm hetero flexible. I have been in like three couples and I have dated girls but like it was kind of phase for me. I'm not fully bisexual, so I can't see what's going on. It's totally like out of my wheelhouse. So I see couples though. And that has been enjoyable. What

Nick VinZant 18:54

if you kind of like were to put them in a certain category or to stereotype them in a way like what would you say like what's the the men like? Was there a general age range general type? Like how would you kind of characterize most of them?

Madison Montgomery 19:07

Now that I've been in the business for a while and I'm very established I'd say most of my clientele is between 35 and 65 but when I first started it was a lot of younger guys which I it's kind of like stereotypical like that they are the most annoying like they don't they don't follow instructions they don't do their research well enough. And there are exceptions but typically I don't like to see anyone younger than me it just feels weird. Sometimes I will sometimes there are a respectable number gents that once a man but I weeded out you know, like when they contact me. I can tell who's who's serious and who's mature and who's not? And I? I can choose that way but what kind of, they're definitely like white collar most of the guys that see me just because of the price point. And when I said before that I do domination and FBS F BSM full body sensual massage. Those are typically blue collar type men, because it is a lot less. But I'm also not taking my clothes off, I'm not engaging in sexual activities, the full

Nick VinZant 20:42

body sensual massage like well, I don't know what that is. Well, I mean, like I know, obviously like what that is I understand what those words mean, but I don't know what that is. But the thing that it's not a rub and tug, like that's what I

Madison Montgomery 20:54

used to. That's what I've always had is that actually is, yeah, so Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like massage, happy ending. And I do that in a spa space, like an actual office that's a spa with that it's just topless. And they can pay extra if they want other services, even into the Jeffie range of services if they would like but it's a massage office space. It's just great. But it's not like, private and it's like, as private as being in your own hotel room, or in my home. And there's, you know,

Nick VinZant 21:35

I have a good friend that I went to high school with. And that was his thing he went to, he would call them Robin tugs, and he would pay $25. And I always thought that I didn't even know if that was, is that cheap or expensive? That's

Madison Montgomery 21:47

cheap. That's insane. Maybe that was a long time ago. But my hourly for that is $400. That seems like a lot. And I actually do deep tissue massage. So

Nick VinZant 22:03

oh, you actually get a massage too.

Madison Montgomery 22:04

It's not just like a full body massage. And it's that's hard work. Like, you know, so. But then I'm also in lingerie. And it's a whole at the end of last five minutes.

Nick VinZant 22:25

Yeah, I would imagine by the time you get to the end, it doesn't take very long

Madison Montgomery 22:28

doesn't. It's quick.

Nick VinZant 22:32

Like second? Are we talking seconds or at least minute?

Madison Montgomery 22:35

Um, it's mostly five. That's all

Nick VinZant 22:38

right. Like I feel like okay, that's not bad guys. Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions?

Madison Montgomery 22:44

Harder? Hey, yeah. Can

Nick VinZant 22:48

you have a normal life? Do you feel like you can have a normal life with this kind of job?

Madison Montgomery 22:53

Totally. I do have a normal life. I, I travel a lot. Sometimes I'll combine my personal travel with tours. I just did that in Miami. I was there for a whole week and I went to a music festival which is my number one hobby. I'm a huge raver and raper for 15 years. And all that covered and I had the best time of my life because I can spend money freely and, and come home with money like still. So I would say that the hardest part of normal life is dating. Like, you know, am I in my last relationship that didn't work out. Like I really thought he was my soulmate. He knew everything about me being a sex worker. And initially, he accepted it, but then he used it against me later, even after I had retired. So it was it's like, I get it. Like I don't think that if I was a man, I don't think that I would do a sex worker. But then it's like hard because I deserve love, you know, like, so eventually? I don't know. Like, that's the question I get a lot is like, what's your end game because you do want to be in a relationship. But at this at this stage of my life after that one, I don't want to retire anytime soon. So dating is just not on my priority list like and all of my friends love me for who I am so and they're supportive of it. And some of them who were before knowing that I am one or before knowing me. Were part of that societal stigma that hates on sex work. They have like a new change mindset on it which is really Nice because they see that I'm still like, a normal person.

Nick VinZant 25:05

This one's kind of interesting in the sense that, like, has this heightened or ruined your sex drive?

Madison Montgomery 25:11

I have always been, like, a little free. Like, even since I was a teenager. Like, it's not shocking, you know, like looking at my, my childhood and growing up and how, like risky I was, um, has it heightened it? I would say yeah. Because like, I am way more experienced than the average person my age and I even was what, like five years ago at 25. So I'm still horny, and I actually like do do enjoy. And I get off for most of my appointments like, I'm not faking that part for for. I mean, I have to have some but like, I'm good at it.

Nick VinZant 26:07

Do they want you to? Do they want you to like fake it? If you're

Madison Montgomery 26:11

not? Oh, they don't want me to fake it? I mean, they're gonna be heartbroken to know, some of them. But, um, they want me to get off for sure. It's not just all about them, like a lot of them want to please Me too. Oh,

Nick VinZant 26:28

I think this person is asking this is kind of like, because we had an adult film star that was on one time. And the question was kind of similar in the sense. And they asked him like, do you feel like you're actually good at sex? And the lady was like, No, not really. She was an adult film star about it. She's like, I don't really think that I am. So the question would be like, are you? Do you feel like you're good at it?

Madison Montgomery 26:51

I'm great at it. Like, and when I when I go back to like my dating life. They're astounded by my skills. Like they're like, What? The school is, like, way exceeding my expectations, which maybe I should have been like, a little bit more like I don't usually do this, you know, but then I don't believe so. Right.

Nick VinZant 27:19

Right. What do you like? What are you doing? Like, what's I have so

Madison Montgomery 27:23

much more experience than the skills? You know, like,

Nick VinZant 27:28

what is your most interesting request? Actually, it's two part question, what is your most common request? What is your most interesting request,

Madison Montgomery 27:35

it's pretty like all the same, like, they want me to do oral and then they want all the positions. Some sometimes they want me to wear something specific, like a lot of guys like the secretary Business Club, because they want it to be kind of like a roleplay situation, which is fine. I take outfit requests most people do, except for if I'm touring that can't be too specific. But obviously I'm traveling I don't have my full wardrobe. Um, but I don't I don't know what my most common request is, I guess. I sometimes get requested for doubles. And I've known to do doubles with other girls in the industry. Doubles means the three something again, so that's a request. Again, that comes at a really high price point because it's double the rate, you know, so not a lot of people can afford that and that's why it's like I don't get many of those. It's like a once in a while thing, but those are the requests I get.

Nick VinZant 28:45

What would you say is probably your most interesting what do you would you say is kind of your most interesting or unique one.

Madison Montgomery 28:50

I'm dressing up in cosplay, I guess because of my hair color and my my bodies. My body is like very hourglass and I have huge Ted's and huge ass that I look like a comic book character. So a lot of them want me to dress in cosplay. That's my most interesting one, I guess. And I love doing that. I love drafting or cartoon characters like Jessica Rabbit I get called that all the time. They want me to, like enact reenact scenes from just rather Roger Rabbit movies. And then poison ivy I've done a ton Jean Grey. So as a high score, I'm a I'm a G F E F score, girlfriend experience. Typically, like I am, you're you're hiring me to be your part time girlfriend. So I'm going to do what a girlfriend would do for the amount of time that I'm spending with you. And another type of escort is called P S E it's fun. I'm sorry, experience, and I get that request a lot. But I am not a porn star. Like, I do have only fans and I make content like a couple of different guys. Like, like foreign content, but I'm not a porn star. I'm not like, I can't, I'm not doing like, all the crazy shit that you see in foreign. And so that's a request that I deny. Because typically there are no limits and and guys just want to like Facebook me for a whole hour and I'm not cool with that like, yeah, like, that's not me.

Nick VinZant 30:37

Do you have to pay taxes? Yes, I do. But do you pay taxes on this? Like, how do you

Madison Montgomery 30:44

So okay, so most high end, establishment riders require deposits I have for the last. I didn't for like the first two years. So I have for the last five to six years now. And that is sent electronically most of the time. So Cash App Zell. Some people accept them. I don't have anymore PayPal, you know, all that. I pay taxes on that. And then whatever I put into the bank, I have to because they have to, you know, it's coming from somewhere and I don't want to be audited. What

Nick VinZant 31:30

do you put? What do you put down as the occupation then

Madison Montgomery 31:33

self employed and I do on a business? So that's

Nick VinZant 31:38

really the only issue that I would have with it is like, look, I'm I'm pay taxes, you got to pay taxes too long as you're paying taxes,

Madison Montgomery 31:45

I am paying taxes, and I live in California and the taxes are very high. But I love what is

Nick VinZant 31:52

it dangerous? Like do you worry about your safety at all?

Madison Montgomery 31:55

I definitely did when I first started, I was like, How can this be safe? How can I ensure that the people who are contacting me are not law enforcement. And that was that that stressor was alleviated by those screening process. I screen every single person that I see. And they have to provide me a lot of information. So if they're not willing to do that, I will not see them if they if their information doesn't check out I want see them. And then the thing with the law enforcement is, well, I figured out a couple not send you money prior to meeting you. So they can't provide a deposit. Now I have actually seen law enforcement that do provide me their information. They're just doing it on the side, and they are very upfront about their occupation. Yeah, as I have seen a few cops, it

Nick VinZant 32:56

is D Do you feel from a legal standpoint? Do you feel like this is something that law enforcement is actively going after? Like?

Madison Montgomery 33:05

No, I don't, I would say they it's more cause for concern. And people get in trouble when it's like, they like, like someone has gotten involved with an escort who is currently going through a divorce, and they get proof of it. And then, you know, they find that there's this sort of affair happening. And then again, with all those review sites, like it's that information can be used against you.

Nick VinZant 33:41

Have you ever had any famous clients? Um,

Madison Montgomery 33:44

I have? I have I cannot name them

Nick VinZant 33:49

on a scale of one to 10 Like how famous Do you think we're talking

Madison Montgomery 33:53

10 for a few

Nick VinZant 33:57

actor athlete, can you give us the industry?

Madison Montgomery 34:02

Um, actors slash TV personality? And a couple athletes.

Nick VinZant 34:12

Is that pretty common?

Madison Montgomery 34:13

No.

Nick VinZant 34:14

Did you know who they will guess with the verification you found out? Yeah, was your reaction when you like, oh, that's persons famous? Well,

Madison Montgomery 34:22

I had to do even more screening because sometimes I'll get screening forms from people who say that there's somebody that but they're not and they're just lying. So it's like, there's no way this person is contacting me and like out of the zillion options that there are like, I know I'm hot but like, there's there's hotter ones, like you know, um, I would say that the Las Vegas escorts get way more of that because is there's a whole different market over there. But yeah, I've had a few, but it's very rare, very rare. And you have to sign a bunch of, like NDAs and all that, or I did. So.

Nick VinZant 35:20

What is your busiest month? What is your slowest month? Man?

Madison Montgomery 35:24

It varies. But the last two months have been amazing for me. October and September were killer. Like, I was like, when I announced on Twitter, which I have 30,000 followers there. And that's where I interact with my fans, I guess the most and then only fans as well. When I announced that I was retiring people who are like, shattered, like they were like, no, like, I've been saving up for this amount of time to see you and like, I'll never get to see you anymore. We're like, upset but then they were really happy for me because I was in love at the time. So then when I announced that that relationship didn't work out, and I was back in the game, I think people were like, oh, no, wait, we better get after it. Like before this happens again, you know, in case she does retire again. So I don't know if it's because of that, or it's because of just like my increasing popularity on social media or what but the last two months were amazing. I will say that the worst months typically are the holiday months, November and December. So we're into November now. And yep. I have been noticing that it is crickets like I have not been busy with that with the GFP stuff this month. The FPS admin domination stuff is more consistent. But yeah, I'm getting a low.

Nick VinZant 37:02

That's pretty much all the questions we have. Is there anything that you think that we missed? Or how can people kind of get a hold of you if they are interested in learning more?

Madison Montgomery 37:12

Miss Madison montgomery.com is my website and that has all of my social links on it. I'm on Instagram, Twitter and Twitter ex people are calling it now. I always say Twitter because I've been on there since 2016. But, um, top apps, Instagram, my website and then on my website are all of my verification platforms, which I'm not gonna say on here, but you can find it there. I want

Nick VinZant 37:47

to thank Madison so much for coming on the show if you want to connect with her. We have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description. The YouTube version of this interview will be live on November 9, at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of this show. If you were to go into the male escort lifestyle, how much do you think you could charge someone for an hour of your time?

John Shull 38:26

Can you can you wait what is like a cut? Do you know what an average rate is? Why would you know what that is?

Nick VinZant 38:30

Okay, so $1,000 would be like pretty high class.

John Shull 38:37

See, I think I think I could get up to maybe 500 But only only if I had like a stick. Like I don't know chubby cheeks or chubby chaser or something or like, you know, you

Nick VinZant 38:50

would have like a marketing gimmick and you think you could get like 500 an hour.

John Shull 38:54

Yeah, like you know, like Let's wrestle like let's stage a professional wrestling match or something. Ah,

Nick VinZant 38:59

like taking you want to you want to you want to hit the mat with Chucky Cheese. Yeah,

John Shull 39:03

there you go. See? Yeah, you know, over.

Nick VinZant 39:07

I'd be happy if I got 100 bucks an hour.

John Shull 39:09

I mean, listen, if I if I'm not doing a gimmick. I mean, I'd be lucky to even get a client I think,

Nick VinZant 39:16

think of how many male gigolos are out there with no clients. There's when

John Shull 39:21

when do you decide to hang it up? That's my question. Like when do you when do you decide that? Like this is probably not what I should be doing with my life.

Nick VinZant 39:30

Probably pretty quickly. I think that if you're like a male escort, and you don't have any clients in the first month, I don't think it's gonna happen for you.

John Shull 39:41

Yeah. That that is I tell you this that that lifestyle is not one that I ever want to partake in. I think I would be absolutely terrified of it.

Nick VinZant 39:54

terrified of being a male escort. Yeah,

John Shull 39:56

I know. It sounds I know it sounds great. And I No, and maybe it is great. I have no idea but I just going from different person a different person every night to never knowing the situation really, just I don't know, it's too much of

Nick VinZant 40:11

a control freak for that. Too much anxiety to be a male escort.

John Shull 40:16

I'm gonna sit me down in a room where I have to talk. Maybe I make 100 bucks an hour. You put me up in a room naked against five other guys. I'm probably walking out with nothing. Probably neg I probably have to pay them just to be there.

Nick VinZant 40:28

Hey, man, I'm in the same boat. I'm not getting any money off of it either.

John Shull 40:33

I mean, at least at least you're you know, you can market yourself one way. I mean, there is a market for little shorter men. I'm sure.

Nick VinZant 40:40

It's even even there. I'm not I'm splitting the difference. Like I'm just slightly I'm like at the low end of average. like nobody's like, do you want somebody who's at the lower end of average? Like no, he's either gotta be taller little and you just kind of right there. Like I've got no marketing.

John Shull 40:58

Alright, last question on this. Do you remember the show Cat House on HBO? Nope. All right, that, like he said, Let's go to shout outs here. Thiago Torres. Joe hooky. Christian Albrecht tre Hallo. Joe Collins. Ryan Motley. That's a cool last name. Motley is always a good like a good name. Jared Ray Hall, Jose Aponte. Tori field. And Monica Cortez.

Nick VinZant 41:31

I think the worst last name anybody could possibly have is farts.

John Shull 41:36

farts like just farts. Like farts?

Nick VinZant 41:40

Could you imagine growing up with the last name farts?

John Shull 41:45

I've never known anyone to have that last name. I didn't know somebody that had the last name of booger.

Nick VinZant 41:51

That's still not as bad as farts though.

John Shull 41:53

Yeah, farts is pretty bad. Farts would be the worst

Nick VinZant 41:57

last name that you could possibly have. I can't think of a single worse last name than farts.

John Shull 42:05

I mean, has there anyone ever has there been anyone in the history of the world with the last name of farts? There's there has to have been?

Nick VinZant 42:12

There are over 2000 census records available for somebody with the last name fart.

John Shull 42:17

Jesus. That's a lot.

Nick VinZant 42:19

You gotta you would have to change that so fast. Oh my god, there's a whole group. There's Anna fart Bob fart Elizabeth fart. George fart Henry fart James fart John fart, you would have to change that. You could not have the last name farts.

John Shull 42:37

And is it spelled like F AR t like, it's not like F AR T.

Nick VinZant 42:42

Man. There's a lot of like the all of the jokes would be endless. You would hear you would be made fun of for your last name of farts, every single interaction with another person.

John Shull 42:53

And I'm sure that never would get old. Kind of like in the male escort business. All you need 30 seconds.

Nick VinZant 42:58

That would be my marketing technique. That would be my ad though. It'd be like Nick VinZant doesn't charge by the hour because all it's gonna take is 30 seconds.

John Shull 43:09

Just one flat fee for the whole time.

Nick VinZant 43:11

Right? It'd be like 10 bucks. Well, you know that 10 bucks. That's pretty cheap. Well, it's only the last 30 seconds. I would market myself based on like, it would be like a drive thru. I would market myself on speed rather than ability. Yeah, but I mean, really get in and out realistically

John Shull 43:27

in and out like Jiffy Lube. Yeah, but if you're only doing 10 bucks a pop, realistically, you're only going to be able to do it. Six to seven times in an hour.

Nick VinZant 43:39

You could do it six to seven times in an hour. I thought you're gonna say a month. There's no way I could do it six to seven times in an hour. Sure. You could I mean, you're Oh, I guess if it's I'm not doing it. Maybe I get them. Nevermind. This is

John Shull 43:53

spiraling out of control. All right. Let's go to some other things that make no sense. A couple of questions for you. Christmas music is it okay to play before Thanksgiving?

Nick VinZant 44:05

No, it is not okay to put Christmas it is not okay to have Christmas music before Thanksgiving. It is not okay to put Christmas decorations up inside your house before Thanksgiving. But I think that you can put your Christmas lights up as early as right now. Outdoor decorations are acceptable Christmas lights can go up now. Christmas decorations can't go up until after Thanksgiving in like we're talking about like candy canes out in the front yard that kind of stuff but lights can go up now. Everything else has to wait for after Thanksgiving. So

John Shull 44:34

what do you do if you walk into somebody's house right now? And they have it's all decorated for Christmas?

Nick VinZant 44:42

Well, I mean nothing it's somebody like what am I gonna do like punch him in the face? Fucking tear it down.

John Shull 44:46

Yeah, that's that's I just

Nick VinZant 44:47

feel like an adult. Sure. You would indicate in rage. Yes. Like yes. I think stabbing with a knife. Like let's I didn't go I would criticize. It'd be like that's too early.

John Shull 44:57

I mean, I was hoping that murder but it's fine. All right. Once again, I don't know how this how these things always match up. But one of the questions I had for you is actually kind of what we were talking about. And it's how much would it take for you to do some kind of show? Or something nude in front of an audience?

Nick VinZant 45:19

Do I have any time to prepare? Can I like prepare the body and slim it down? Or am I just have to go out there right now? It's

John Shull 45:26

tough to go out there right now say it's tonight.

Nick VinZant 45:30

Oh, you're gonna I'm gonna have to, like it's gonna have to change my life. I'm gonna have to get life changing money or life changing like exposure or something like that. Like it's gonna have to be life changing. I'm not doing it for like, 100 bucks. I'm not doing it for 10 grand. It's gonna have to be life changing for me to be naked in public. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.

John Shull 45:52

I don't think it was how much

Nick VinZant 45:53

did you do it for?

John Shull 45:54

I mean, let's say you have a much nicer physique than me. And I think I would do it for relatively cheap. I mean, I do it for five digits. You

Nick VinZant 46:02

do it for five digits. See, the thing is, too is my advantage is that because I am a thing thinner man, mine will appear bigger.

John Shull 46:11

I didn't say that was had to be something sexual.

Nick VinZant 46:13

Maybe they want you're still going to be out there with your wiener just hanging around. I

John Shull 46:17

mean, I don't i Aren't we at the age in our life where who even cares anymore? If it's what the size is, as long as it still works.

Nick VinZant 46:26

It's not that I care. It's that I care what I personally don't like what I like what I look like. That's why I'm I mean, you know what, like, if I don't have the confidence right now, it would have to be life changing money.

John Shull 46:39

Okay. Well, if anyone's looking for somebody to do something nude and has life changing money, dicks waiting for your call.

Nick VinZant 46:46

I'm your guy. I'm here guys don't have

John Shull 46:48

a big cold outside or inside. I don't know why I was thinking about this. But would you rather lose your life savings and a robbery? or going to the casino and blowing it on black?

Nick VinZant 47:05

Oh, I think I would rather be robbed. Because at that point, I could at least blame it on somebody else. And I could potentially get it back. If you go to the casino, you've got nobody else to blame, but you and you made a bad decision. And you're not getting that back. Yeah, I'd rather be robbed. I

John Shull 47:28

mean, I dabbled a little bit on in Draft Kings and things and in the casino when it's like when you lose 10 bucks in two hands. You just feel shitty? I couldn't imagine losing serious money.

Nick VinZant 47:41

I've never been a gambler. I have never really like I'll like to go to Vegas. And I like to kind of like gamble to hang out with my friends. But I have never enjoyed gambling. Never. I wouldn't bet $1 Like that's Oh, I just lost that dollar.

John Shull 47:57

I can speak from experience that you are one instigating sob.

Nick VinZant 48:04

Oh, yeah, I like watching other people lose money. A

John Shull 48:06

lot of buddy. hundreds of dollars. I've saved $100

Nick VinZant 48:08

Yeah, I'm double it. Double Down, double down. I just sorry, Ryan. It's what Murray lost all your money. Well,

John Shull 48:18

my room comes. Yeah, well, you got that. But you went home empty handed. So I

Nick VinZant 48:23

didn't know he didn't even get his room calm. Just to write people on this story. We have a friend a mutual friend John and I who gambled away pretty much all of his winnings because of us. And then he just managed to scream out. I want my room comped over and over, because you're so drunk. Those are the only words that you could form in English language. And he didn't get his room company lost like $1,600

John Shull 48:44

Anyways, that's really all I had today. That's it. That was it. Oh, wow. Went through. Okay, what's there.

Nick VinZant 48:50

Okay, so our top five is top five cold weather foods. Once you number five, it's

John Shull 48:56

a combo, but it's a delicious combo, and that's tomato soup and grilled cheese.

Nick VinZant 49:03

I don't understand the cold weather appeal of that.

John Shull 49:06

It's soup. It's a hot sandwich.

Nick VinZant 49:12

I mean, I think grilled cheese is good all year round. I don't personally see tomato soup and maybe I don't personally see grilled cheese as a cold weather meal to be honest with you. It's just It's just I mean, saying different than cheeseburger you wouldn't say a cheeseburger is a cold weather meal.

John Shull 49:27

No, but it's you know, I I listen, it's all it's all a presumption, right? I presume that that's a combo in the winter that I only eat during the winter. Which

Nick VinZant 49:41

is ironic because tomatoes aren't good in the winter. Well, so you're eating it at the right time, right? You're not eating fresh during some. Anyway, I can go on on this. My number five is chicken noodle soup. Warm, makes you feel better. chicken noodle soup I think is a good cold weather fuzzy

John Shull 49:59

to me. That's all year round soup.

Nick VinZant 50:03

Let's get you sick all the time and you live in Detroit. Well, it sucks

John Shull 50:09

I honestly have nothing for that. What am I gonna respond? I got I got off and I you know Detroit doesn't suck but it doesn't

Nick VinZant 50:16

matter. You're not going to eat. You're going to eat chicken noodle soup in July. Yeah, I

John Shull 50:21

did. Actually. I did just this past July because I got sick.

Nick VinZant 50:26

Yeah, but if you're not sick, you're not eating chicken noodle soup.

John Shull 50:29

No, but why else would you eat chicken noodle soup? I think chicken noodle soup is probably the one of the most overrated soups in the history of soups.

Nick VinZant 50:39

I would say tomato soup to me is one of the most his overrated soups, but I don't disagree with it. I don't. I'm not gonna say that. I like chicken noodle soup. Particularly. It's okay. But it I think of it as a cold weather food. What's your number four?

John Shull 50:53

So like a pot pie? Like a chicken pot pie?

Nick VinZant 50:57

Yeah. Chicken pot pie is the kind of thing that you have in cold weather. Oh, it's I agree.

John Shull 51:02

And Pro Tip Make your own. Like you can buy the frozen ones but make your own and it's even better. It's not hard to make either. Very easy.

Nick VinZant 51:12

chicken potpie? Seems like a lot of work. That looks like a lot of work. To be honest.

John Shull 51:17

It's not it's not really which. Oh, is

Nick VinZant 51:19

it much easier when you got 15 kinds of tongs at your house? How many tongs you got now?

John Shull 51:23

Why Why? Why? Just why with the tongue? Why would

Nick VinZant 51:27

you have more than one tongue? I will never understand.

John Shull 51:31

You know what, I just bought baking tongs. So you're welcome. So how many

Nick VinZant 51:35

pairs of tongs do you have now? How are the baking tongs different from the how many other pairs of tongs did you have baking

John Shull 51:41

tongs have a little bit more of a round edge on the end. So you can pick up things you know, in cupcake pans and other bakery items. That way, you don't have to like use a knife or toothpick to kind of round them out. You can just get the tongs in there and lift them out nice and gently.

Nick VinZant 52:00

So how many pairs of tongs Do you have?

John Shull 52:03

I don't know. Probably, like I said probably between 15 and 20. Maybe.

Nick VinZant 52:09

And you really between 15 and 20 tongs, you said to yourself of all of these tongs, I just don't have the right tongs to get this cupcake. I need something else.

John Shull 52:18

I mean, listen, there are several kinds of tongs for several different

Nick VinZant 52:23

things. There's lots of kinds of forks, they're all a fork.

John Shull 52:27

Yeah, if you're the one arguing this, I'm not. I'm

Nick VinZant 52:30

the one arguing that you don't need anything like right, I don't think it's the tongue. I think it's the person operating the tongue. I mean, maybe you need to work on some manual dexterity. Get your coordination up so that you can use tongs properly. And you don't need the exact specific thing, right.

John Shull 52:47

I mean, let's let me live my life. I'm

Nick VinZant 52:49

just saying you should be able to use a hammer for more than one thing than just hitting nails. Here's

John Shull 52:53

the thing. All right, get you a pair of bread tongs, it'll change your life.

Nick VinZant 52:59

You have bread tongs to like reach into a sandwich bag, a bag of bread that you get from the supermarket to pull out the piece of bread.

John Shull 53:07

No, I have bread tongs for the toaster. So I don't have to stick my finger in there and get burned. Do

Nick VinZant 53:13

it like a man. Push the thing down and then pop it out fast enough so it shoots out of there and then grab it. Reach in there. No,

John Shull 53:22

that's wild buy a 99 cent pair of bamboo bread tongs.

Nick VinZant 53:28

I can't believe that right? Like if I saw somebody that was next to a toaster who was like oh, I can't get it and then turned around and walked across the kitchen got a pair of tongs and then came back and then got it out. You're gonna get made fun of in my house.

John Shull 53:42

I'll tell you that much. Okay, okay. All right.

Nick VinZant 53:44

Let me see gonna laugh at you. My number four is casseroles any kind of casserole I think casserole is a great cold weather food. Any kind of casseroles it is it's I'm gonna throw it so goulash on there as well. I'll throw goulash I consider goulash to be a casserole in my mind.

John Shull 53:59

It is I think, yeah, I mean anything like that is delicious. Once again, I kind of have those all year round, but I could see how they could be labeled as a cold weather food.

Nick VinZant 54:10

Okay, okay, so number three,

John Shull 54:12

my number three is actually not food but it kind of is food.

Nick VinZant 54:18

Are you going to say what I'm the family is yours. Is your three about to be what my number three is? No,

John Shull 54:24

I don't think so. Because I don't think he partaken number three, but saying that my number three is any kind of dark beer like a stout or something like that. Something heavy. Something that you drink primarily in the wintertime.

Nick VinZant 54:40

Okay, I can see a darker beer being a winter drink mine number three is hot chocolate. Okay.

John Shull 54:45

That's yeah, that's that's a good one. I was thinking about putting that on my list, but I don't know I I'm just not a big fan of hot chocolate.

Nick VinZant 54:58

I'm not really a big fan. I have a whole hot chocolate. Hot chocolate to me is one of those things that you can have about half of it and then you're like, Okay, that's enough of that. I don't I never really want a full glass of hot chocolate. Hot chocolate. Half is good. Yeah, I mean, it's not even like half of what it would be however much you give me I want half of that. I

John Shull 55:19

mean, you're you're gonna tell me to, to you know, go all the way and drink all the hot chocolate there. All right, come

Nick VinZant 55:25

on. Unlike It doesn't taste that good after a little while. Makes

John Shull 55:29

makes my mouth burn.

Nick VinZant 55:32

Oh, you got tongs for the hot. Do you have special tongs to get the marshmallows out of the hot chocolate? I mean, do you have a special Hot Shot marshmallow? Tongs?

John Shull 55:40

I mean, I do have marshmallow tongs? Yes.

Nick VinZant 55:44

Do you really have marshmallows? Yeah, they stick together sometimes

John Shull 55:47

the marshmallows when they get a little old, so you gotta you know, you gotta have low tongs for him. You

Nick VinZant 55:54

can't use your hands. Yeah, sure. That's That's what I mean. The tongue is more of a pain in the ass to go get a pair of tongs and to separate them.

John Shull 56:04

Listen, don't question don't question the man. All right, it's fine. Nothing

Nick VinZant 56:09

just waste your money on stupid shit. Go ahead for it.

John Shull 56:13

To as any kind of, like pot roast. Something like that. You know? Like, I don't want to say Turkey like but like think of it like a Thanksgiving meal like a pot roast with some stuffing or something like that just but I'll just say pot roast just for the sake of it. Is

Nick VinZant 56:30

a pot roast is stew. Does that count as a stew? No,

John Shull 56:34

I don't think so. Because I usually make my pot roast. Like as the meat. There's not a lot of it's not in a stew usually you can put in a stew. But

Nick VinZant 56:47

do you make him in a pot? Sometimes

John Shull 56:48

Sometimes I try to smoke it, which is even worse because it gets gets gets all dried out which is sometimes can be delicious, but it's the very delicate meat.

Nick VinZant 56:59

Okay, okay. Sure. Chicken and dumplings.

John Shull 57:03

When's the last time you had dumplings?

Nick VinZant 57:09

tossed by been like 10 years. Yeah,

John Shull 57:10

no, that's not something that people just make. I feel on the regular is dumplings.

Nick VinZant 57:15

I love chicken dumplings, though. It's fantastic. I want some now. Well, it is that's like a food that you haven't eaten in a long time. And then you bring it back and then you're like, Oh, I'm gonna eat that all the time. I want chicken and dumplings. Okay, what's your I think our number one's going to be the same. Yeah,

John Shull 57:30

I think so too. Does it start with a C? It does. Yeah, it's Yep, definitely cumin powder.

Nick VinZant 57:37

Cumin. I was gonna put it well. Yeah, chili is obviously

John Shull 57:41

no might have been forever. My number one is a cheese stick. Is it really a cheese? Oh, of course. Chili. Of course. It's

Nick VinZant 57:50

Chili's fucking amazing. Chili is the ultimate cold weather food, I think. Right? Yeah,

John Shull 57:55

it's because it's hearty. There's several ways you can make it. It's 100% customizable. Chili may actually be one of the top 30 foods ever.

Nick VinZant 58:09

I would agree with that. I could go I could go top 15 I could go a little bit higher. I could put chili

John Shull 58:17

and I'm gonna keep it by 30

Nick VinZant 58:21

I can put chili in the top 15 of all my foods because I'm thinking like pizza hamburger cheeseburger. I do like some chili man. I like some chili. What do you have? What do you have in your honorable mention?

John Shull 58:33

So I have hot chocolate? I have apple cider. hot apple cider is delicious. What you're insane um, speaking of Apple like apple pie, like some kind of like pumpkin pie like a you know, a fall pies. Those are always delicious as well. Hmm. Okay.

Nick VinZant 58:51

Okay. And

John Shull 58:52

that's, that's kind of I did have stew on here but I don't like beef stew, I guess.

Nick VinZant 59:00

Yeah, I have stews in general that are on there. But in my mind is stew is a lot like a casserole. I know. Those are completely different things, but it's kind of like a thing where you put a whole bunch of shit together. i The other thing that I have on there is cranberries. Because you can get like, you get cranberries at Thanksgiving and get some cranberry pie. Like cranberry makes a resurgence. I feel like in the winter months. Yeah,

John Shull 59:24

yeah. I mean. Yeah, you're right. I mean, we all drink cranberry juice. I feel like in the summertime, but actual cranberries are probably in the fall.

Nick VinZant 59:35

Pies. I would say pie is more of a winter dessert. Pie is a winter dessert. You're not eating a lot of pies in the summer. So

John Shull 59:43

it depends. Ah okay, that's gonna go

Nick VinZant 59:47

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Sugar Dating with Sugar Baby McKenna King

Sugar Dating is when an older, wealthy man provides for a young, beautiful woman in exchange for companionship and physical intimacy. But what is Sugar Dating really like? McKenna King has been Sugar Dating for nearly a decade. We talk Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies, allowances and agreements, and why more people are turning to Sugar Dating. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Personality Traits.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Hey welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode sugar dating, and personality traits,

McKenna King 0:16

when I first got into sugar dating, there definitely was, I thought that, okay, sugar dating, there is this expectation where there has to be sex, you know, he's giving me something, I have to give something back in return, I started to be a lot more open, because I felt like I was living two lives. And I didn't want to have to hide certain aspects of my life, from the people that I cared about. And that's when it sunk in, I was like, he was married the whole time, I really knew nothing about him, I want

Nick VinZant 0:45

to thank you so much for joining us, if you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is a sex worker, who has been doing sugar dating for nearly a decade. This is McKennitt King. So what is sugar dating,

McKenna King 1:14

it's usually a younger woman who is seeking a financial arrangement with typically an older gentleman, and somebody who's established in their career has, you know, some financial success, and they agree on an arrangement for a relationship. And as, as opposed to like a traditional relationship. It's, it typically centers around the the financial aspect, you know, like there is an agreement of a certain allowance, or, I mean, it doesn't always involve in allowance, there could just be like, shopping trips or gifts, or, you know, it's it's kind of a nuanced thing, because not all arrangements are alike, but there is usually a financial aspect to it.

Nick VinZant 2:10

So, you know, when we talk about an arrangement, right, like, is this a verbal agreement that kind of gets worked out before that it even starts? Or is this something that you kind of figure out throughout the relationship? Or do you go in, it's like, Nope, you're gonna give me this, this and this, and I'm going to do this.

McKenna King 2:28

I think that kind of depends on how you find your sugar daddy, or, or whoever you're establish this relationship with. Like, for me, personally, my first arrangement, I didn't even really realize it was an arrangement until I was in it. And it just, it just so happened, I was living with an older gentleman, he offered his home to me, under the condition that I looked after his dog. And at the time, I needed a place to live, I was like, fuck, I gotta get out of my sister's house. So like this, you know, this just kind of landed in my lap as an opportunity. And I didn't think of it in that sense as sugar dating, then. But now that I kind of look back on it and reflect on it. I'm like, Yeah, that's exactly what it was. It was an arrangement, he gave me a place to live. He, you know, paid all the utilities paid all the bills paid for all the food, I didn't have to worry about anything, all I had to worry about was taking his dog outside. So it was it was pretty convenient. And then there was the sexual aspect to it. Like that kind of followed along afterwards. So of course, it was it was consensual, like, there was a discussion around it. But it wasn't under the scope of it being an arrangement or sugar dating at that time. It just kind of fell into that. It, it kind of opened the door to starting to seek that out. And there are different, like sugar dating websites, you know, just like a dating website, except it's, it's specifically for that for finding an arrangement.

Nick VinZant 4:20

When we look at kind of the age differences that you've experienced, right? Like, are we talking? Five years? 10 years? 20 years, like 50 years, like what is the age range difference that you've generally dealt with?

McKenna King 4:33

I mean, I've I've had arrangements with people closer to my own age. I think the gap might have been maybe like, six, seven years, so he wasn't that much older than myself. And then I think maybe the the oldest guy I had been with was probably in his late 50s, early 60s. So there is like quite a bit of a There can be an age gap there. And it depends on what you're looking forward to. Because I'm, I feel like there isn't there is a certain demographic of men that don't necessarily want to have a really obvious, you know, when they're out in public like, age gap, right? Like they don't, they don't want that scrutiny from the public. Like, why is this old dude walking around with like a 20 year old college girl. So I think that's maybe that's kind of worked to my benefit because I'm in my 30s now and I've always been a little bit more mature for my age. So maybe I've kind of attracted to that older generation of sugar daddies. And that's it's worked for me. But I've, I've also been with guys who are, you know, late 30s, early 40s. So I think anybody who was younger than 30 is probably going to be a bit of a waste of time. And I, I don't mean that to be rude to certain men who are still like, creating that financial success for themselves. But if I see a profile on one of these dating sites, and the guy's you know, mid 20s, late 20s, I don't generally take it as seriously because I was barely financially established in my mid to late 20s. So you kind of gotta take that with a grain of salt. Like, unless this, this guy's like a trust fund kid, like, where are you getting this crazy amount of money? Where you can have this kind of financial relationship? Like, how are you affording it? And is it something that's gonna be sustainable? So, you know, it kind of, I wouldn't say it's a waste of time, I'm sure there's, there's plenty of guys out there who maybe they can't afford that. And they're, you know, in their 20s. But I also prefer finding somebody who I'm going to be able to relate to, and now that I'm over 30, I'm finding it harder to relate to like a younger generation than myself. So

Nick VinZant 7:16

for you, is it? I guess, what's the appeal of it for you? Is it to being taken care of aspect of it? Like, is it a financial kind of transaction for you? Or do you find yourself like, no, the financial aspect is a benefit. But I do like this kind of relationship.

McKenna King 7:35

I think there's definitely a few reasons that drew me to it. Originally. I when I first started sugar dating, I was I was in my early to mid 20s. And I was still in school, I was living alone, because I refuse to live with roommates. At that point, I was like, John with that. And it was a means of supplementing my income and helping support myself like, it's nearly impossible as a single adult to live alone, and have like a comfortable place to live like the housing crisis, the afflict cost of living, it's all it's insane. So it seems like a good way. And a fun way of, you know, being able to just afford life in general. Like, I have no shame to anybody else, but I wasn't focused on gifts or luxury items or trips or travel or, you know, some of those benefits came along with it. But my goal was just you know, how can I make my life a little bit easier? How can I get through school with less stress not have to be working three jobs. So everybody has their own reasons I think for for seeking out a sugar daddy or or getting into that lifestyle. And I think what it comes down to typically is you just you want a better life for yourself.

Nick VinZant 9:08

I guess the ultimate kind of question right to just get right to it. Is it selling your soul in a way? Golf? No. That's I know that's the kind of the most dramatic way of possibly phrasing it. But I'll use this works. I can't think of another one like is it cheapening the experience degraded, degraded, dirty, any of those kinds of words?

McKenna King 9:31

I don't think it cheapens anything. I don't feel that it's degrading or I don't know how else to put it. I honestly believe that. It in every relationship there's going to be some type of transaction whether it is a very naturally formed relationship, you know, somebody that you met through friends or there's always going to be a good give and take, right. And I think the world has also kind of shifted to, you know, a lot of people don't want a traditional relationship, they, it's difficult to date and form relationships these days as well. And I think if you're a very busy person, that also impacts your ability to have the capacity to have relationships, you know, you can only give so much of yourself. So when you have the opportunity to have fun, be with somebody who you enjoy spending time with. Because I think these these relationships are still formed pretty naturally, you find somebody that you have a genuine connection with. So it's not just oh, my God, she's really hot. I mean, it could be but I think typically, these relationships are formed a little more naturally. And it's not just about having sex, or getting sex and paying for it, it's, you know, you find somebody that you want to have a good connection with. And you know, that you have the means to support that or support a certain lifestyle. So it's just, it's easier than maybe trying like regular online dating, and then going through months of, you know, sifting through profiles and, and autumn, maybe, you know, like, what if she shows up doesn't look like her pictures, and like that, that can still happen here, in a sense, but you both are looking for a very similar goal. And you're, I think, very more so upfront about it, about your lives, and what you're looking to attain out of this type of relationships. So instead of having to just find that needle in a haystack, it might be a little bit easier to try sugar dating, instead, you know, it might be a little more conducive to the lifestyle that you currently have,

Nick VinZant 11:59

it seems a little bit like a business transaction.

McKenna King 12:03

I guess I don't, I don't think you're reading into it in the wrong way. Because anytime we bring up like a transaction, then it sounds like it sounds like business, right? And the way I view sugar dating, I still see it under the umbrella of sex work in general. So I find it's a very, it's a more loosely brought together, arrangement or transaction, like, as opposed to where if you're like professional companion, you're like, straight up here. The rules, here is exactly what you're paying for my time, you're like, these are the boundaries of this transaction or this relationship. Whereas in sugar dating, it can be a little more loosely defined, there is more of a negotiation there. I know, most, most other sex workers. They're like, there's no negotiation, like, here's how it's going to be. But in sugar dating, I find it's more about finding what's going to work for both people. And there's a lot more discussion to it, there's a lot more there's a lot more give and take, you know, it's not. It's also not defined by like how much time you're setting aside to be with this person. And I think a lot of people will get upset because there's there's so much stigma that's attached to sex work, that they feel less stigmatized by going into sugar dating, because they're like, well, not a sex worker. But it's just wrapped up a little more nicely and presented to the public. As you know, here's, it's just, you know, it's dating. What's wrong with that, right? It's not, might be a little less conventional type of dating. But, uh, look, this nice old man just wants to take care of this pretty young girl and give her a better life. Right? It's more acceptable, it's more mainstream. And I think there's a lot less stigma attached to it

Nick VinZant 14:05

in the relationships that you've had. Was sex a requirement of it? Was that something that just naturally happened?

McKenna King 14:13

Um, I don't think I've ever seen a sex as a requirement, but it is typically involved in that kind of relationship. But like I said earlier, it depends on what both people are looking for what both people are comfortable with. Some people have sugar dating relationships that are purely virtual, like it's just online. There's, you know, maybe there's sexting but there's there's no actual physical contact, but for myself personally, anytime I meet a new guy who you know is like a prospective sugar daddy, then I let them know straight away like sex is off the table for the first couple of dates because I want to know Oh, if this person is a person is somebody that I'm going to have a good connection with? If it's going to be something that's ongoing. And I feel like if, if they want to, you know, test the goods, the first date, then it's just going to be right off the bat, like, No, this isn't gonna work for me. Because I want to build something that is going to be a little longer not commitment, but a longer lasting relationship for whatever time that that does last. But, you know, I've had I've had arrangements that lasted six months, I've had a couple years. It all depends, right? But do you feel a pressure? I can't say that there is now but maybe when I first got into sugar dating, there definitely was. But I think that's also because I approached it was a lot of naivety, like there's no I didn't have any knowledge, I didn't have an idea of what my own personal boundaries were, I thought that, okay, sugar dating, there is this expectation where there has to be sex, you know, he's giving me something, I have to give something back in return. And I didn't see my own value, as you know, just companionship, just being myself and seeing that another person can respect that, that time and that connection that we can build and having fun together going, you know, out for dinner, having activities traveling, I did pretty much boil it down to just a sexual thing, like this is that kind of transaction. But I think as you get a little older, and you understand a little bit more about what it can be, then no, it isn't, you don't feel as pressured. Because you're not also putting yourself in that situation where, you know, like, you've, you've set your own boundaries. And I think you can tell right off the bat to the type of people who they are looking for the really young and naive, maybe early college student, but like, barely legal, like, there. Unfortunately, that is part of it, too, you can tell there are older men that are specifically looking for young girls, who are going to be naive or easily manipulated or taken advantage of, unfortunately, but I think that happens everywhere in the world these days. So

Nick VinZant 17:34

I guess that would be the kind of concern necessarily, right, if you want to use that word is that somebody who is in a position of financial power is taking advantage of somebody that is not? Like, if you put a percentage on it? What percentage of sugar dating relationships would you think are more of a pine power dynamic kind of relationship than a mutual kind of transaction?

McKenna King 18:01

I'd say for the, for the women who are very, very young, like just going into college. I, I would hope that, you know, less of those arrangements are they're being you know, they're not being taken advantage of. But I think it's still it happens. It's, I don't know if I could put a number on it, to be honest, but I know it still happens. Because when I was much younger, there definitely were situations where I felt like okay, this, this guy really is trying to take advantage. You know, the expectations were up here for what they wanted. And the the sugar or the arrangement was being withheld. You know, like, they're gonna give you an allowance later on, but it never comes. So it's definitely a situation that happens, where, you know, younger women are entering into these arrangements thinking that right off the bat, they're going to be given something in return. And they're waiting and waiting and they're getting a lot of false promises. And a lot of people call that carrot dangling. You know, this, this guy is like, Hey, I got I got this, you know, I'm gonna provide something to you, but I'll just, you know, I'm busy. I'm on a call right now. I'll get you later.

Nick VinZant 19:27

For the men who are involved for the generally the person who has been financially providing, are they doing it? Because they like doing that, like what is the general attraction to it for them.

McKenna King 19:39

I would like to think like maybe altruistically that these guys are just they they want to help uplift somebody else's life. They like that aspect of taking care of another person or just setting up some more financial security for somebody who is just becoming established. in their career or going through college, or, you know, they can remember being at that point in their life remembering how much of a struggle it was. So maybe they get something out of it, you know, maybe it's fulfilling to them to know like, Yeah, I'm doing something that helps them genuinely. But I think there's just so many different reasons that that brings them into it. It's not always it's not always about everything that they can get out of it. There are some genuine people out there that they see it as, yeah, this is it's good for me, but it's also good for them.

Nick VinZant 20:33

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Sure. How is this different from financial domination? Hmm,

McKenna King 20:42

um, that's a good one. I guess, primarily, it would depend on the arrangement. If if you are a domme, then you could find an a sugar dating arrangement where you do have a submissive and then it could be just about the like fin Dom, like financial domination. I think it's, it's, the people who are looking for fandom are seeking that out specifically. So the people who are typically drawn to sugar dating, it's, I mean, they're looking for their own type of arrangement, or, you know, you can't put a very specific label on on sugar dating, because there are so many different types of arrangements that you can, can have. But um, recently, I did, I met somebody on one of those sugar dating sites. And he was looking to be a submissive, not necessarily financial, submissive, but just a submissive in general. And he's like, he was interested in female lead relationships. So you know, the woman's calling all the shots, he is basically the beta in the relationship, you know, she takes whatever he's making and makes all the financial decisions. And, you know, he just, he's there to support the lifestyle that she wants. And for me that dynamic, I mean, I've entertained it, but I'm not super dominant. So I could play that role. I could put that roll on if I wanted to, but for me, it was just, it feels like more like work. So

Nick VinZant 22:29

what is it an allowance and what is the most and least allowance you've ever had or heard of,

McKenna King 22:34

um, so an allowance, that is basically just the financial compensation that that you're seeking out of an arrangement. Some people like to consider an allowance, anytime there's financial compensation, so it could be like her date. This is what the sugar daddies giving you for each time that you meet some arrangements, it'll be like a monthly allowance, or a weekly allowance, or whatever, you know, it can, it can just, it's whatever the compensation may be. Um, when I first started sugar dating, and was pretty naive and new to it. I think the lowest amount I was asking for a date was like $200. And I guess I can't really put a huge note, okay, if I put a number on, like the monthly allowance that I received, like at the high end, it would probably be about seven grand. Yes. But it was very, it was a lot more flexible. Also, I feel like I had my own credit card with my name on it that he provided me with so which I was I was pretty responsible with like, I didn't go any crazy shopping trips. Maybe in hindsight, I should have like, but uh, yeah, it was it was it was very flexible in terms of the financial amount that was provided. But yeah, that was an I know, there are other arrangements where like, their allowance might be 10 grand a month, 20 grand a month.

Nick VinZant 24:15

How do these relationships usually end? I think

McKenna King 24:19

people's life lifestyles just change, you know, they're my, my last arrangement ended because we almost got married. But in order for that to work, I would have had to emigrate to a different country. And I got cold feet. And there were already some, some problems within the relationship. So I know that's a very unique situation, but people's lives change. People grow apart. I feel like oftentimes it's maybe the sugar baby who ends up ending things because As maybe they're done school, you know, they don't need that kind of financial support anymore. And maybe they just want a more traditional relationship, they want to be able to have a partner that they can actually introduce to their family, you know, without any judgment or stigma, I guess

Nick VinZant 25:18

that would be the thing, right? Like in the relationships that you've had, like, have you been introduced to the family?

McKenna King 25:23

So I mean, this is kind of funny, because I've jokingly called myself a failed sugar baby in the past. Because I've had, I've had three separate arrangements that shifted into more of a traditional relationship. And so those individuals, like they met my family, they I was in more involved in their life, you know, we didn't have to be discreet in public or discreet between our own like family and friend groups. And I could go to a work events with one I, you know, it I guess it depends on how comfortable you are with the fact that if it is still an arrangement, then seeing if, if both parties are comfortable being more open about it and sharing more of their lives with each other, that's fine. It depends on the people, right? If they're not worried about facing any, any sort of judgment from other people, either.

Nick VinZant 26:27

How have you? How have kind of people close to you, how have they generally reacted to it?

McKenna King 26:31

Um, I mean, when, when I first started, I didn't tell anybody, I wasn't really in the, the mindset of like, being open about that aspect of my life. And I was worried that I would face some judgment from others, or like, weird looks on the street, or, you know, disappointing my parents or something like that, you know. But as I got a little bit older, and then as I also got into sex work, like professionally, I started to be a lot more open, because I felt like I was living two lives, and I didn't want to have to hide certain aspects of my life, from the people that I cared about. And it wasn't an easy conversation. I don't think it's ever going to be an easy conversation, because you're, you're coming from a place where there is all of these societal expectations and perceptions and stigma and judgment. So yeah, I, I just decided to live a little bit more openly, because that's what worked for me.

Nick VinZant 27:47

This may be getting like into the crossing the line into kind of territory, that would be the thing, right, like, because I'm a father. And I don't know, I don't know how I would react if like, Who's Coming to Dinner? You. Okay, what? I would have, I would have questions. I guess, do you felt like you experienced that kind of thing.

McKenna King 28:10

It was a little strange. With my, my last arrangement, like and, and I consider this my last one because it was the last longterm one. But this was the guy who lived in the US who I was, I was dating for a while. And it turned into more of a serious relationship. So he did meet my family, he did. You know, like, because we were turned into that traditional relationship, he wanted to meet my family, and I wanted them to know, like, Okay, this is who I'm with. And I wanted to be honest about like, how we met and how it started. And so it was definitely a tricky conversation at first, he definitely understood where I was coming from, and the motivations that I had that led me to this point. Because we were always a very poor family, you know, he provided the best he could for for all of us kids, but I think he understood that coming from there and then going into either sugar dating or sex work, it had opened up doors for me and opportunities for me that he was never able to do. So his primary concern was, Are you safe? And are you being treated well, and you know, so long as those two things are happening and you're happy and you're consenting and you're doing something that you're okay with, then I'm okay with

Nick VinZant 29:44

this one just says main or side and so I guess what they mean by that is like, in these kinds of relationships is is is are you generally kind of like no, this is the only person that they have, or do they usually have like multiple people?

McKenna King 29:58

It depends on the person I've been in arrangements where I knew that they were married, or they had a long term relationship already. And then I've also been in arrangements where I was under the belief that I was the only sugar baby. Or the only other person like that, you know, they're having a relationship with and that sense, but um, I, honestly, it's it's just kind of like dating in the real world, you know, you you don't always know if this other person is seeing other people.

Nick VinZant 30:36

Are these kinds of relationship? Where do you think this kind of stance is becoming more popular, less popular?

McKenna King 30:42

I don't know, if it's becoming more popular. I think it's becoming more discussed. It's because it's in the media. And because we have access to so much online and there's all these, you know, different websites that can connect people for specifically sugar dating, that maybe it has become a little more popularized. But I think also, society is shifting a little bit where we're more, a little more accepting of different types of relationships that might seem untraditional,

Nick VinZant 31:18

you think you'll keep doing?

McKenna King 31:21

Um, while it works for me, I guess I find that as opposed to, like professional companionship. So the majority of what I do right now, as a sex worker, sugar dating has become a little more time consuming and a little more complicated to find the right type of arrangement. I've still I've met, you know, I've had a few coffee dates with people, I just haven't found the right like fit. You know, I, if I'm looking for a sugar dating relationship, then I want it to not feel like work as opposed to the way sex work can feel like work. What

Nick VinZant 32:05

advice would you give to somebody who's thinking about doing this?

McKenna King 32:09

Um, I think the best piece of advice I can give to anybody who is thinking about sugar dating is just know, know, your worth. Know, your boundaries. And I think that's the hardest thing for anybody to learn in any aspect of life is just what you want for yourself and the boundaries you want to set for yourself. And don't let anybody take advantage of you. I know that my that's probably a shithead by advice, because I had to learn the hard way. There's no guidebook to being a sugar baby, try to try to find some valuable information from people who have been involved in the lifestyle, but just know know what you want for yourself and what's gonna work best for you. And, and yeah, that's about it.

Nick VinZant 33:05

So what would you say like kind of the what is the life, like, because what I'm imagining it as being is like, alright, we'll go into dinner, go into a nice dinner, we're gonna go to show we're gonna go on trips. And then at the end of the night, we're gonna have sex,

McKenna King 33:21

it can be, that's the, that's the fun part of it. Because it really can be whatever you make it and whatever you want out of it. If you find a really good relationship with a guy who likes to travel, who loves fine dining, who, you know, enjoys all of these experiences and wants to take you along for that, then you can find that but if you're a little more conservative like me, I'm I'm more focused on building financial security, saving money. I don't really care about luxury items. If somebody gifts me, like a luxury bag, I'm probably going to sell it and put that in my TFSA or RRSPs. So it for me that experience has been a little bit different because it's it's more about just creating a sustainable life for myself. Travel has been part of it. When I was dating the guy in Chicago, we, we went to while I'd go back and forth to Chicago every month from Ottawa, so I'd stay with him for about a week. And then I'd go back home and then I go back and did that monthly. But we you know, travel to other places. San Diego was fun got to go to San Diego Zoo. Still haven't been to Europe. So if there are any sugar daddies that want to take me to Europe, I mean, shameless plug right here. But yeah, that that kind of those benefits can be part of it. It's really it's, you make what you want out of it, and hopefully, you have the arrangement But you want but it's it can also be like a normal relationship to where it takes takes a bit of work, you know, and it takes a bit of coordination and, and finding the right person. So

Nick VinZant 35:12

what are the dating sites? Like? Because what I'm imagining is like they put their income on there or something.

McKenna King 35:18

Some of them need to do some, I think they're allowed to, like, hide it if they don't want to display it. But I find that kind of annoying.

Nick VinZant 35:27

Do you verify like, oh, wait, this guy says he's worth 10 million, but I need to see some tax returns.

McKenna King 35:33

See, that is? God that that opens a whole other little can of worms if we have time. But there's, it's very hard to verify these people, because most of the profiles are just like your regular your dating site, they might have a username, but you can't just look this person up on Google and be like, oh, yeah, he is the CEO of whatever. And whatever. You know, you're, I think this is also part of what makes sugar dating a little more risky. Because you're just going off of the information they've decided to share with you. So, for example, I started seeing somebody, it evolved into a traditional relationship, but from the get go, I met him under a certain name. And I thought I knew who he was as a person, I introduced him to my family as this is so and so. And four years later, down the road, thanks to Facebook, by the way, women have these these groups about like, Are we dating the same guy, for whatever reason I was on this group, and I saw a photo come up, and it's him standing next to another lady. And, but a different name, a completely different name. And that's when it sunk in. I was like, he was married the whole time, I really knew nothing about him. He had this whole other life that I knew nothing about. And how was I supposed to verify that, like, there were some red flags early on that that came up. And certain things kind of clued in. And I think that's really, because there was no trust and no honesty in that relationship. That's why that relationship started to unravel. But I had no idea who he was until after the fact. And called them out on it, which felt really good. But

Nick VinZant 37:35

like that, can that can happen in any relationship? Right?

McKenna King 37:39

Like, yeah, we catfishes. Now, we, you know, you never really know someone completely. But I think this is this is what I mean by sugar dating can be a little more risky than as opposed to sex work, because, well, I think it's all under the same umbrella as sex work. But compared to being a professional companion, you're doing screening on all your clients, typically. So usually, they have to verify, you know, either with photo ID references, like this is who I am. To just allow them into your space to for allow them to come see you. And with sugar dating, there's not really that same aspect to it, at least not the experience that I've had, where, you know, people are verifying who they're actually meeting. And I think this is also how it allows more men who are trying to take advantage or, you know, maybe they didn't have screening for a companion. They're like, Okay, well, I can just go find a really naive 20 year old sugar baby and pay her phone bill and then I get what I want.

Nick VinZant 38:52

That's pretty much all the questions that we got, if somebody wants to get a hold of you, wants to learn more, that kind of stuff. What should they do?

McKenna King 38:59

I think the easiest way is following me on Twitter, my main Twitter accounts your McKenna. You can find me and my website at only mckenna.com. And, um, my Tiktok, also only McKenna.

Nick VinZant 39:18

I want to thank McKenna so much for joining us if you want to connect with her. We have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And the YouTube version of this interview will be live on November 2 at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. Is there anything you wouldn't do for money?

John Shull 39:45

I already know that. Well,

Nick VinZant 39:47

I think that I wouldn't cross over any sexual lines. Like I'm a heterosexual man. I don't think that I would cross over into the other realm. Even for a lot of money. I don't think that I would do that.

John Shull 39:59

It's cool. If that's how you roll, don't take this the wrong way. But yeah, I don't. I don't think I would cross any lines either. What if

Nick VinZant 40:06

it was $10 billion, though like, man? If but that's the thing, though runs to try. I think it's easy to say that you would not. But if it was put in front of you, you got 10 billion cash sitting right there. I'm pretty sure I would do a lot of stuff. I wouldn't have thought that I would do.

John Shull 40:23

Yeah, I mean, I guess if someone is, if it's a reality, I mean, that's probably going to change most people's minds.

Nick VinZant 40:31

What do you still consider to be a lot of money?

John Shull 40:34

I mean, I'm probably about 500 grand.

Nick VinZant 40:38

Oh, I was gonna say like, $10, I still considered $10 to be a pretty good amount of money.

John Shull 40:45

I mean, I don't know. I think if you have, if you have any cash on you at all, I think that's a valid question. Do people even still carry cash?

Nick VinZant 40:52

I do. I have some cash. But it's more of like a coincidental thing that I have some cash. I don't purposely do it.

John Shull 41:01

I usually take out money every paycheck Friday just to have it. You know, case, I'm in a restaurant and I just want to tip with cash or, you know, the vending machine at work, you gotta get those Butterfingers you take money

Nick VinZant 41:13

out of your paycheck in cash. Like, how much money out of your paycheck in cash?

John Shull 41:20

It varies, but between 50 and $100 Oh, okay.

Nick VinZant 41:24

I thought you were gonna say something ridiculous. Like you took out 1000 Or you took out five bucks. It's like, what's the point? And that's way too much. That's a reasonable amount. Okay,

John Shull 41:35

I got I got bills to pay, man, I can't be taken out a lot of money.

Nick VinZant 41:39

Um, another question that I wanted to ask you is would you eat food out of your own trash?

John Shull 41:45

Depends where it is in the trash and how long it's been in there. If it's on the top, like, I just threw it away, you know, and I want to go back and just finish it off. Okay. If it's something like say, you know, right now I'm talking to you and I go, man, I I want to go get the rest of that, you know, egg sandwich from this morning out of the trash. That's not happening.

Nick VinZant 42:07

No, I could wait as much as a minute and still eat food out of my own trash.

John Shull 42:13

How long? Say a piece of food or something that's on the floor. How long is a suitable time for you to pick it up and eat it still?

Nick VinZant 42:22

If it's on the floor at my house? Oh, like an hour. I would honestly have food just fell on the floor at my own house. before it went rotten. Like if I drop a chip on my floor at 1pm and I come back at 7pm and it's still there. I'm probably going to eat it. I don't really have a time limit for any food that is non perishable. On my own floor. If we're talking about like outside 1520 seconds. Okay, all right. I don't have a problem with it. How like how quickly would you eat it?

John Shull 43:01

I mean, I'll eat it anywhere. Really restaurant grocery store. The only place that I would that I actually get I don't want to say the creepy GPS but the only place where I'm like, Man, I'm not I don't want to touch this floor is a public restroom bath like bathroom floor.

Nick VinZant 43:17

But she will go bare cheeks in there, which we've discussed before. I

John Shull 43:20

will. I will go bare cheeks all day long in there. It's disgusting. Okay. All right. Let's give some shout outs here. We'll start with Regan Shattuck. Julie Amber, two first names. Andres Mendoza. Khalil Harb, Ariel Thomas, Gabe, Christian, Rebecca Roboto. Say that four times fast. Michael Lindsey Brady Clark, and a Makina validez

Nick VinZant 43:54

very It's amazing for people who only listen to this show. It's amazing to watch John. It's like it's just amazing. The level of focus.

John Shull 44:04

I'm in it I'm, you know, I'm in it. I gotta make sure I don't screw things up. Because you know, y'all out there who comment on our social media you're kind of ruthless. So I gotta I gotta make sure I get this right.

Nick VinZant 44:15

As it should be. I think that there's needs to be more ruthlessness in the world, right? People are to us to get away with their own crap too much.

John Shull 44:23

Let's get your thoughts. Get your opinions on a couple of things here. One out of all of these 90s trends, clothing trends that apparently are researching which one to you? Is the one that you'd want to keep around? graphic tees, flannel shirts, or baggy jeans.

Nick VinZant 44:48

I don't mind all of those unlimited qualities to be honest with you. But a graphic shirt is what it's just got a design on it.

John Shull 44:55

No, it's like, you know, it's the like the big You like the big picture takes up most of the shirt? It's you know, it's just it's a graphics

Nick VinZant 45:05

went away

John Shull 45:08

I mean, I think so.

Nick VinZant 45:10

I don't even know anything about style, like baggy pants like comfortable clothing like comfortable baggy or just giant baggy and ridiculous, like jinko level.

John Shull 45:20

Oh man, I you know I used to have a pair two Jenko jeans. My mother who bought them for me i I'll never forget this as I'm walking out of the house with my eyeliner on. And my dyed hair

Nick VinZant 45:31

really have Did you really have eyeliner and dyed hair?

John Shull 45:35

I mean, yes, on the eyeliner, the hair was a hairspray dye. I don't know if you remember that. But you can literally buy hair dye but like in an aerosol can. So you would just spray it. And it would change. You know, obviously people bought it for the different colors. But you know, I will get black so I could have jet black hair because I brown hair for those of you that that have never seen a video of us. So yeah, so I would spray it in the morning before school, put my eyeliner on, put on my Powerman 5000 t shirt, my vans and my Jenko jeans and head off to sixth grade.

Nick VinZant 46:11

In sixth grade. You were wearing eyeliner, I feel like that's aggressive.

John Shull 46:15

Well, I mean, you know, I was a sixth grader in the late night. Well, mid to late 90s. And that's when you know, that's Marilyn Manson's the Powerman 5000s. The you know, lip biscuits core and all that, you know, it's it's all good.

Nick VinZant 46:31

Okay, do you regret that? Or were you like, alright, I did that. How do you feel about like lifestyle choices where you're embarrassed later?

John Shull 46:39

Well, I always seem to dabble in things. fashion wise, and it never turns out well for me, because for one, my body type is not suitable for anything fashionable. I'm just I'm way too big of a man. You know, I mean, the last one, right was skinny jeans. Yeah, a decade ago. And I first off, I don't know how I got into them. Because even you know, 4050 pounds skinnier than or whatever I was. Skinny jeans are not made for a man that's you know, 511 240 pounds. They're just not.

Nick VinZant 47:14

I've never been like a trendy person in style. I've always generally had the same kind of like just boring clothing. I just wear like clothes.

John Shull 47:25

I mean, I've I will like I said, I've always kind of dipped my toes in. When Jordans came out. Or when they got really mega popular in the mid 90s. I had a couple of pair of those which, you know, were insanely expensive. Griffeys you know, for all of you 90s kids out there Griffeys were big. You know, I? This is embarrassing, but probably out of everything I've ever tried to be fashionable about the FUBU and rock aware days were probably my my worst decisions just because yeah, did you put a big guy in a giant puffy jacket? And these big boots, I just it didn't look natural. So

Nick VinZant 48:08

why did you try all these travel trends? Are they all these different trends out? Like were you trying to find yourself? Or were you trying to fit in?

John Shull 48:16

Probably trying to fit in, but you know, kind of it kind of almost plays along, oddly enough to what you asked at the beginning of the segment. And like, what would I do for a million dollars? Well, I didn't get paid to do this. But I'm always up to try things like I'm always I've always been up to be a good sport, in see things and that's how I kind of view all these moments of my life.

Nick VinZant 48:38

I would agree with everything but the eyeliner. Like that's taken it a step too far.

John Shull 48:43

Anyways, my next question is, have you ever been asleep? Walker?

Nick VinZant 48:48

No, I've never slept walk have you?

John Shull 48:51

I have a few times in my life more when I was a young younger person, but I have done it, you know, as an adult. But the question is pretty simple. It just could. And I've never been with anybody or lived with anyone that has been but I was reading an article the other day not sure if it's true or not. But I'm pretty sure the most terrifying thing would be to wake up to a some kind of noise coming from somewhere in your house. You go to investigate that and someone's just standing there with a blank stare on their faces opening the you know the door or just banging your pan up and down. And it's it's terrifying. So I want to know, if you've ever been in that situation, and if you were in that situation, theoretically, what would you do? Would you try to snap them out of it? Would you just tackle that person to the ground because they're possessed by a demon? What would you

Nick VinZant 49:44

Oh, I mean, probably something if they're in my house, like I'm probably gonna do something and start with violence. I mean, that's just the way that it is right? Like, I'm not going to be sitting there wasting around time, like figuring out like, Oh no, this person just happens to be slow. Keep walking, like No, it's good to start the other way. My wife had an experience. Well, I guess we both had an experience. She was college, seven or eight months pregnant with our second child. And there was a woman that was on some kind of something that had like wandered into the backyard. And she was sitting there, but my wife was doing dishes at the sink, which looked out into the backyard. And this woman's face just pops up directly in front of her in the backyard. Oh, and so she yells, I don't know what's going on. But I run outside and on the way I grab a knife, like, here we go, it's time to go. So I mean, that's not gonna like, you got to do what you got to do. I'm not going to be asking a lot of questions. I don't think.

John Shull 50:50

I mean, I feel like I know the answer to this, but I presume you did not have to use the knife.

Nick VinZant 50:55

I didn't I once I got out there. And I figured out like, oh, this woman is clearly like off her mind. Just got her out of there. It's like you're in the wrong place. You gotta go now. And she left. But

John Shull 51:09

well, and now now that we're officially in November. I have to ask this question. I feel like it's an annual question until I get a good answer out of you. Falling back, springing forward daylight savings time. Is it a waste of time? Do you appreciate it? Did you even know that come this Saturday, we are supposed to fall back an hour.

Nick VinZant 51:29

I knew that because I knew it's always around Halloween. That's the only reason that I know that. Otherwise, I don't care. I don't understand why we do it. It's one of those things that we should probably just stop doing. But we're not going to stop doing it instead. We'll just continue on perpetuity.

John Shull 51:47

All right, well, do you know what time it is?

Nick VinZant 51:50

Is that a good segue into your candle them on? Watch bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper? Okay, wait hold on. Sometimes they can do it sometimes I can't hold on

it's time candle of the month the outlaw candle connoisseur brides again?

John Shull 52:16

Well, Nick,

Nick VinZant 52:18

here we say whale or Well,

John Shull 52:20

I said a whale Nick. Here we are.

Nick VinZant 52:25

I'm trash. Tons of things are just terrible.

John Shull 52:27

I'm trying to be Alright, anyways. Um, so here we go. Head over, you can either go to Amazon, pick this candle up, you can head over to the P F Candle Company, our candle store. Kind of an interesting backstory in this candle. So I didn't realize this. This was given given to us as a wedding gift. Seven years ago. Just found it this summer, just happened to be moving some stuff into my newly furnished basement and found this candle asked my wife and she said got it from the wedding. It was a wedding gift from somebody lit it up maybe two weeks ago. And I burned it all the way through. That's how fantastic it was. So by PF Candle Company, it's called the number 28. Black fig candle. And it is it is delicious. It is soothing. It is I don't know how to accurately describe it other than you light it, it's seven ounces. So not too big, but you get a very woody. Like it starts kind of woody like you're out in the forest. Like you're taking a nice walk in crisp weather. And then it finishes strong with that fig. Essence and it's just very awesome. It is kind of pricey. It's about it's gonna read seven ounces, which is not a lot. I mean, you're gonna get probably 12 to 20 hours runtime on that. It's going to cost you about 25 bucks, but it is worth it. And it's a good candle. And yeah, it's I wanted something that's that kind of signifies fall, and I did not expect this candle to do that at all. So I was very pleasantly surprised.

Nick VinZant 54:16

I don't even know like fig has a certain people like the smell and feel of figs

John Shull 54:26

I mean, I have no idea maybe they do. Maybe they don't. I like figs myself. But this isn't. This isn't like the you're not gonna get a sweet, savory, like feeling from this candle. It's almost gonna be like you're walking in the woods on a crisp, cold autumn day. And then as it's wrapping up is when you're going to get more of like the inside in front of the fire. Maybe you got a little wall refresher in and you get a little bit of that sweetness and then it burns out and you're like I need like, what just happened? 15 hours went by so fast.

Nick VinZant 55:05

Do you have a candle burning in your house? In every room in your house?

John Shull 55:12

I mean, pretty close. I mean, not to actually go through it. But I mean, every bathroom. The kitchen, the dining room, the living room. All three bedrooms, the basement. Yeah, so I mean, pretty close.

Nick VinZant 55:24

At the same time. Not always.

John Shull 55:27

No, not not all at the same time. But I mean, on any given Sunday, right? Great movie, by the way, on any given day, maybe three to five at at the same time.

Nick VinZant 55:39

So can you ever smell then if something is like wrong in the house? Are you just covering up odors all the time? Like the floorboards could be rotting? There could be a dead rat under that, but you've got 18 candles burning? Do you even know?

John Shull 55:51

It's it's become something now to where? Oh, I? Well, not now. It's, I mean, for the last five, six years, I enjoy going from room to room and having the different aromas.

Nick VinZant 56:09

Just walking around? Yeah, ah,

John Shull 56:13

it's, it's, you know, it's great. And, you know, we have an insert fireplace. And for any of you out there that may have one or just a fireplace in general in your home. I didn't realize this, but they actually sell. Like, they sell wood that can be scented. I didn't know that. But they offer for inserts, they have like plugins that you can plug into your insert, and you can turn on the blower and it will blow out like you know, you know, like firewood or something.

Nick VinZant 56:46

Okay, so our top five is top five best traits for people to have.

John Shull 56:51

Now I have to ask you is are when you say traits? You mean like intellectual things?

Nick VinZant 56:58

Rationality? personality characteristics? Yes. Not like five personality characteristics?

John Shull 57:04

Not like nice eyes or tight but or something but like personality? And

Nick VinZant 57:08

then how about after you give your trait? Give yourself a rating on a scale of one to 10 where you think you personally fit in that?

John Shull 57:18

Okay, all right. Well, this is gonna be this should be interesting. So my number five. For traits. I have self awareness as my number five.

Nick VinZant 57:27

Oh, that's a good one. And self awareness is a good one. Yeah, I will

John Shull 57:31

give myself up up until maybe a year or two ago, I would have given myself a four.

Nick VinZant 57:40

Oh, yeah, you're not a self aware person.

John Shull 57:43

I've gotten a lot better. I think I would say I'm at a seven now. You know, I still will do things for fun. And maybe I don't realize certain things. But there definitely was a point in time to where I was not self aware at all, and not like to self aware. I would just stay saying do things and make others around me feel uncomfortable. That was included. But I just I didn't never pay attention to my surroundings. And it just wasn't a good thing.

Nick VinZant 58:14

Yeah. Yeah. I would agree with that. I don't know if you were a four, I would say that you were probably a little bit higher. Maybe five or six. But yeah,

John Shull 58:25

just a one rung higher. But it's all good. No big deal, right?

Nick VinZant 58:29

My number five is being on time. Because I think that punctuality says a lot about somebody shows that they have respect for their time and respect for your time, which I think goes a long, long way. And they're organized generally.

John Shull 58:44

So what are you writing yourself?

Nick VinZant 58:47

Probably a seven. I'm generally on time but I'm not always prepared.

John Shull 58:54

So preparation in addition to being punctual is goes together. You're saying

Nick VinZant 59:00

yeah, but I also believe that preparation in a lot of circumstances is kind of overrated because whatever plan that you had is ultimately just going to fall apart and then you're going to have to pick the pieces up from that so why have a plan in the first place is kind of the way that I look at it. I generally take everything with like let's see what happens.

John Shull 59:18

You do you're definitely like a pessimistic optimistic person. I don't even know what the term is for that but

Nick VinZant 59:27

oh, I think that I generally believe that bad things are going to happen and that whatever plan that people have in place is going to fail but I'm usually not too worried about it like it was do something else and adapt

John Shull 59:39

that just so people know that is actually you that is not you fabricating anything alright my speaking of kind of along the same line, my number four is up optimism.

Nick VinZant 59:52

Yeah, I don't know if I would put it on my list but being like you don't like to be around negative people a lot

John Shull 59:59

cannot you know not handling negative people too much as we all know, way too much negativity in the world right now and hate and other things. I probably actually could have put this in my top two, but it'll sit at number four, I think that's a good spot for and I'll say, I'm like an eight and a half. I'm a very optimistic person I am. I don't want to say I'm happy go lucky. But I definitely always try to see the other side of things and be optimistic try to work through problems like, never really been a negative person that I can think of on a regular basis.

Nick VinZant 1:00:34

I would agree with that. My number four is aggressiveness. I don't think that you want to be too aggressive. But I think that being a little bit aggressive or pushing for the things that you want, going after things, I think that's a really good quality. I don't like it when people are the opposite of just kind of waiting for stuff to happen. So I think aggressiveness to a good degree is a really good quality. Maybe maybe a seven, I think I might be a seven. Okay, but I could go if somebody was to say no, and say that I was two points higher or two points lower, I probably would not disagree with them in either of those assessments.

John Shull 1:01:16

Okay, um, I'll agree with your seven. I mean, you're I mean, you've never not ever gotten what you've gone after. And you've always pushed yourself to be better. So

Nick VinZant 1:01:29

I'll give you a pep talk. That's a pep talk. Alright, what's your number three?

John Shull 1:01:34

Would you message me the other day rocky speech, man speech. So my number three, I could put so many on here. It's it was hard for me to come up with a real like confident list. So my number three, I'm just gonna say you have to be generous. You have to be kind.

Nick VinZant 1:01:51

Okay. All right.

John Shull 1:01:55

You know, and? Well, I mean, I think it's important. And I also think that it's that's part of getting through life is treating others well. But regardless, so all of that and saying that I would say I'm probably like a nine, I'm a really good person. I treat people well. I'm generous, I'm kind. You know, I have a saying treat people like people. And I mean, worked out. So so far.

Nick VinZant 1:02:21

Okay. I don't know if we've reached the age where we can say I have a saying. Yeah. But if I do have a saying I usually attribute it to something that my grandpa said, actually was something that I say.

John Shull 1:02:34

That's what yeah, oh, I got it from you. So thank you.

Nick VinZant 1:02:38

That's the best way to do it. Because you can't like you can't say anything brilliant. You have to pretend like somebody else told you it. That way people will listen to you. Ah, my number three is a sense of humor. And I would say I might be like a nine or a 10 in that. No,

John Shull 1:02:57

you're not funny. Oh, I'm

Nick VinZant 1:02:59

not saying that. I'm funny. But I look at like the funny side of life, that everything about life is ultimately kind of funny.

John Shull 1:03:07

Yeah, I'll get back to that, actually. Because, because I will. My number two in this is probably the most important one on my list. But you got to be honest, you got to have honesty. And to be honest, you could probably put honesty integrity as the same thing for me. I'm a 10. I don't I mean, people will tell you that and you know, this, the i embellish. I am not a liar. I'm honest. I'm pretty black and white when I actually have to be. So yeah, I mean, I give myself a 10 100% on this one.

Nick VinZant 1:03:42

It is hard to hear you say I embellish. And then say I'm a 10 and honesty directly after it. But I do kind of know what you mean, right? I don't know your mind. It's true.

John Shull 1:03:53

I don't know what the dictionary says the actual definition of embellishment is, but to me, it's adding vivid details to a story. That may not be true. But the person knows that they are not true. It's not like telling a flat out lie. Which is quite different. Right? So

Nick VinZant 1:04:13

the person that you're telling, has to know that they're not quite true. Yeah, like Sam telling. You have to know that they're not quite like

John Shull 1:04:20

Sam telling you a story. And so like, oh, yeah, I remember that time 10 years ago, and you and I got wasted and you know, you ended up throwing up over the side of your balcony and you threw up on four people and yada yada yada. You're like, I don't think that ever happened, man. I'm like, Yeah, I probably did. And but it's a good good part of the

Nick VinZant 1:04:37

good enough story, right? That's what I Yeah. Yeah, I have my that's my number two two is like trust and I would also agree that even though I haven't number two, trust is probably the most important thing. Essentially our entire society, both our personal relationships and our societal relationships revolve around trust. Without that the whole thing breaks down. Well, right Yeah, it's such a problem now.

John Shull 1:05:02

It's, it's definitely, you know, getting there. Alright, my number one, and I think this is the most important interpersonal skill that you should have. And that's having some humility. Hmm, being able to not take yourself seriously, all the time, I also think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself in a healthy way. And you know, once again, just not not be afraid to maybe make somebody else laugh. As long as it's healthy and you know, not damaging to your, your inner self.

Nick VinZant 1:05:40

Where do you feel like you're at in humility,

John Shull 1:05:44

nine and eight and nine, I mean, I've, I'm on this podcast, if anyone wants to scroll back to any other episode, I'm sure there's a especially in the beginning, when you were just throwing daggers at me. Um, you know, humility is very, it's very important. And I think it's a it's a good trait to possess.

Nick VinZant 1:06:04

I would agree with that. My number one, though, is being a good listener. I think that's the most important and the best trait for somebody to have, not just to listen to what you're saying, but actually to like, kind of understand where somebody is coming from. I think that if you can genuinely put yourself in somebody else's shoes, you can understand most of the things that people do.

John Shull 1:06:24

Yeah, that's all my honorable mention. I mean, listening is it's one of the most important things to do. Just not sure that's necessarily a trait like, listening to me is a skill. It's something that you learn, it's something that you have to apply is where I feel like a trend, I'm probably wrong in this, I feel like a trait is something that you're kind of already born with. And you either choose to possess it or not, as we're

Nick VinZant 1:06:55

I think personnel I think that listening though comes from like caring about what that person has to say. I think that if you're not listening to somebody, then you're ultimately saying, Well, I don't really care what you have to say, I don't care about the things that are happening to you. So I think that listening is related to like empathy, or being a kind person really,

John Shull 1:07:14

do you think what what where do you think you rate on the listening skill? What do you say? See how many times I've been telling a story on here? And you're like, I stopped listening?

Nick VinZant 1:07:27

No, no, no, no, I was listening. I just decided I didn't care see different I heard what you were saying I decided I didn't care or was interested by see. That's that's the same thing like I but I was listening enough to know that I was done with this. Let's see a seven or an eight, a kind listener

John Shull 1:07:45

would have let me completed it, edited it out and still made me feel like it was important enough for them to listen to instead of cutting me off.

Nick VinZant 1:07:54

But a slightly aggressive person, which I also think is a good characteristic to have would cut you off and say like, Look, I'm not paying attention to this. Like you need to wrap this story up. The only thing in your honorable mention that really stands out.

John Shull 1:08:09

I mean, I just mentioned that patience. Patience isn't isn't

Nick VinZant 1:08:14

Oh, yeah, it's a virtue.

John Shull 1:08:18

13 commandments, right, or something like that? Anyways, um, I also have confidence and ambitiousness I think those are, you know, confidence is important. And sometimes I feel like all you have to do is be a confident person. And you don't have to have any skill at anything. And you'll be successful.

Nick VinZant 1:08:36

I would put kindness on that list. But I think that kindness kind of gets wrapped up into a lot of these other things. Like if you're honest with people, if you're a good listener, if you're on time, if you have a sense of humor that you probably are pretty kind, so I don't think that you need to have that stand out on its own.

John Shull 1:08:53

One thing's for sure. big titties. Big old Dong. Oh, and we're done.

Nick VinZant 1:09:04

Ah, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out and let us know what you think are some of the best personality traits. I think it would be really hard to be trustworthiness and sense of humor. But if there's something else that you think no, no, no, this is the best personality trait. Let us know


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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode monsters, and bad candy,

Dr. Emily Zarka 0:21

I think we're all scared of something. And I think that trying to recognize why we're afraid of what we're afraid of tells us more about one another. Because that's an example of where belief in a particular monster, like a werewolf, or where hyena did actually lead to real human deaths. The zombie is very much I hate to say alive, but alive and well in those spiritual traditions. And that that is still something that happens to this day.

Nick VinZant 0:48

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest studies monsters. This is Monster scholar, Dr. Emily Zarqa. What do you think captivates us about monsters?

Dr. Emily Zarka 1:17

I think that monsters are all about storytelling. I think that we do storytelling for entertainment purposes, but also to educate one another and to build community. So for me scary stories at their root are about the power of imagination and a desire to share information. I think we're all scared of something. And I think that trying to recognize why we're afraid of what we're afraid of tells us more about one another. Sometimes these connections, unfortunately, can lead to some pretty real and terrifying results like discrimination or even death. And I think that's because monsters provide convenient scapegoats a lot of the time for negative human behavior. And I mean that not just because not just the people who are being accused of being monsters or monstrous, but people making that those accusations, I like to say a lot of the time, the monster is more about the person pointing the finger at the monster and calling them evil or bad than it is about the monster itself.

Nick VinZant 2:15

Did people ever think that any of these are real?

Dr. Emily Zarka 2:19

Absolutely. There are monsters out there that some people still believe are real, you could get into a whole conversation about cryptids. But historically, when vcare so collections of illustrations and like short descriptions of different kinds of creatures across the world, we would see in those volumes, stuff we would recognize today, like horses and cows. And then we'd also see some things that today we know to maybe not be true, like dragons, or even the bass Liske. So there was a large period of human history, I would say that people thought a lot of these monsters were real. And part of that wasn't just because they were there's a stereotype those people were like, uneducated, in some capacity. And I think that that's doing them a disservice. I think that the world was a lot smaller, before more people could communicate at the speed in which we could communicate. So when you don't have this rapid sharing of information, and you hear a story from someone across the world that like a crack and sunk their ship, it seems believable enough, like maybe you see peace, the survivors telling you that, who's to say that you shouldn't believe them.

Nick VinZant 3:23

When you talk about like monsters, right? Like who are kind of the big ones, the ones that really stand out to you.

Dr. Emily Zarka 3:30

The ones that stood out to me just because they're one of my personal favorites are the undead of any kind. I like to say that in every culture that fairies, they're dead, there are some kind of reanimated corpse monster, I think because of course, what happens after death is a mystery. And that we like to again, fill in the blanks of our imagination and try to make sense of the world around us by telling stories and monsters are part of that story. So vampires would be the obvious example. But I'm also really intrigued by where people so where tigers were hyenas werewolves, not only because of how ubiquitous they are across the globe, because that's an example of where belief in a particular monster, like a werewolf, or where hyena did actually lead to real human deaths, which is tragic and interesting in a lot of ways. And I like to think that by studying those stories, and those, you know, real werewolf trials, for instance, that we can hopefully become better people by trying to avoid those same mistakes in the future

Nick VinZant 4:29

when you look at kind of the monsters that have existed and I think of like vampires, Frankenstein, the mummy, etc, etc. Is there one, one or ones that kind of stand out to us, like people have had kind of the harshest, real life reaction to this,

Dr. Emily Zarka 4:43

I think werewolves again, and where people accusations and witchcraft accusations and places they're still today in the world where those accusations of malevolent sorcery can lead to like imprisonment or death, which is terrifying. So famously in the 16th and 17th centuries in your are up, there's what scholars like to call the werewolf trials, where various real individuals were being accused of shape shifting into vaults. And they were actually put on trial for that. And you might hear these hugely exaggerated numbers of you know, 10s of 1000s of people that happened to and that's not really true. The best gas is a couple of 100. But that still people who were directly accused of being a wearable who actually died, and were found guilty of that accusation, which is, you know, impossible. So I think that it's interesting to consider that especially because a lot of the time, again, with wearables, as an example, you would be accused of being a werewolf in, you know, medieval Europe, not just for shapeshifting into a wolf, but for engaging in other deviant behavior, like serial murder, or cannibalism. Those people would also be accused of werewolves, and we see something similar but different, actually, in Africa. So there's a concept of the where hyena, and some parts of Sudan, Tanzania, Ethiopia, and parts of Morocco, where we can actually connect the accusation of hyenas shape shifting into humans. So the human skins the false one, which is really interesting to actual, like, discrimination and death of the Ethiopian Jews or the betta Israel. We can like kind of clearly trace the xenophobia happening in those places. And that led again to very real life consequences.

Nick VinZant 6:27

Most of our audience is kind of in the United Kingdom and in the United States In the United States. Are there places where you say when the in the United States like oh, this is always, for some reason, really stood out in Britain or the United States, where it hasn't like stood out in other places.

Dr. Emily Zarka 6:45

Britain is really interesting, particularly in England, I keep talking about werewolves, I'm sorry. But um, werewolves legends didn't really exist in England after a period of time because famously, The King ordered for all wolves to be killed in England. So when you don't have the wolf, it's really hard to you know, make the werewolf story. I think here in the US though, the big ones that come up are Bigfoot or Sasquatch, which people will swear up and down that it is real. And I'm not here to dismiss their experiences with that. And then I would say also the chupacabras, which originated in Puerto Rico, but now is more tied, I would say to like the south, west and Mexico in particular,

Nick VinZant 7:26

real kind of quickly, if we look at it, could you kind of sum up the history and what this monster has meant? I know that's kind of a big thing. But vampire vampires.

Dr. Emily Zarka 7:39

So vampires is such a broad category. If we're talking about sort of the Eastern European vampire. That is where a lot of what, at least in the Western world, we would conceptualize as like vampires today. So potentially shape shifting, you know, with things blood sucking can only walk around in the daytime, those things actually date to again, Eastern European folklore, legends that started being recorded around the 1700s. And what I think a lot of people forget about vampires is that these creatures get a reanimated corpse that somehow preys on the lifeforce of a human has been around for 1000s and 1000s of years, if not millennia, which is crazy to think about. But what we recognize today as a vampire, really only started when, alongside literature and the printing industry, where people started going around to these small communities and taking these legends and writing them down. And then those books would then be distributed, and even translated and distributed. And we see the vampire really come into the like Byronic anti hero or demon lover trope in the 19th century, along with the rise of Gothic literature for one thing, and then of course, vampires look really cool on film. So we have some early vampire movies pop up in the 20th century, as well. And I hate to say it cuz it's a cliche, but the vampire never dies. We've basically consistently seen some kind of vampire fiction for hundreds of years now, and I don't think that's happening anytime soon. In terms of what it means, I think it means different things depending on the characteristics of the vampire, including things like gender, and race and age of the vampires, for sure. But for me, vampires are about consumption and corruption. Unlike many other monsters, there's, you know, at least in European folklore, the idea that a vampire can turn a living human, into a vampire as well. And I think that this idea that we're all you know, one bite and one heartbeat away from turning into a monster can be both terrifying, but also exciting. I think for some people, there's a form of escapism, I think and imagining ourselves as monsters, or at least open to that. And while I think core as a whole is cathartic, not just it's not just To scare people in my opinion, I do think that we like to be entertained. And vampires look more like us, I think than some of the other monsters out there. So it's easier for us to transcribe meaning onto them.

Nick VinZant 10:11

They seem to be the only one that sexualized.

Dr. Emily Zarka 10:13

Yes and no, I mean, there's some weird stuff out there.

Nick VinZant 10:17

Particularly in general, there's always somebody, and if that's your thing, that's your thing. But in general, they seem to be the one like, why is that just because they like, oh, you know, like, that kind of looks like us? Or is it something about the vampire that seems to

Dr. Emily Zarka 10:32

I think that's part of it. What's actually interesting is before the vampire is like lovers sort of emerges. The werewolf is lover was actually something that's fallen by the wayside, which is interesting. But again, I think we can attribute this to the 19th century, to this idea that Gothic literature really solidified the character of you know, the brooding, handsome or beautiful but reclusive, seductive sort of monster character is that singular figure, and vampires can enter into homes very easily. So that I think is, again, easy to write into something. I do think that vampires as sexy they also is because of how vampires prey. It's about the age reach of your show is but it's incredibly phallic. There's this idea of penetration that's happening, even if that's just from a bite mark. And again, I think there's a lot of instances of you know, biting on the neck or the chest in the heart. And so when you already know things might be happening in like bedrooms, or more private enclosed spaces. So when you have penetration happening, and you know, a private space, I think that it's really easy to turn that into a sexual narrative.

Nick VinZant 11:44

That's why you take one step, it's not hard to get to, um, Frankenstein.

Dr. Emily Zarka 11:49

The question when I teach Frankenstein to always emerges is who's the real monster in Frankenstein? Because the idea of Dr. Frankenstein and I'm putting on an air quotes because it Mary Shelley's original text, he's not actually a physician, or even a philosopher, he dropped out of college. Fun fact, he's more of a natural philosopher, or what we recognize as a scientist. I think so is it Frankenstein? Who's the monster? Or is it his creation? The creature? Who's the monster and I think that that's a really one of the reasons that Mary Shelley's creation has been so endearing is that it's easy to cast both creator and creation as monstrous. And I think, again, that's another allegory, we can put on too many different things and questions about science, creating things that we don't understand or art for art's sake, what is beautiful, how should we be treating our creations? I think those are really interesting as well. But of course, Mary Shelley paved the way for science fiction. And I think that science fiction has always been very futuristically speculative. There are instances in science fiction that people like to say have predicted, like real things and real technologies that actually happen. So I think that for Frankenstein, we see revivals of Frankenstein, Frankenstein's creature repeatedly since that original publication and I think again, that's because it's as technology keeps advancing. So the Frankenstein and Frankenstein's creatures a really easy way to talk about potentially the dangers of technology and things like religion and procreation in lots of different ways. My favorite example though of Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's creature, actually comes from the show Penny Dreadful. I don't know if you've ever seen that I

Nick VinZant 13:37

just I can't watch anything scary like if it's above animation It's too scary for me.

Dr. Emily Zarka 13:42

I definitely spooky and scary but obviously coming from a completely different mindset. But there's Frankenstein is portrayed in that film, I think really accurate accurately to Shelley's original character and I think personally, it's the most accurate representation of the creature both in appearance and in personality. We have the black hair the yellow eyes, the black lips but Taliban is the name of what the creature names itself in the show is also incredibly sensitive and kind really just find a bind trying to find connection in the world. And when that backfires that's when he sort of really goes on his rampage and you know, swears to destroy everything that Frankenstein cares about, which is essentially the true novel not you know, the lumbering bolts in the neck kind of Frankenstein. So I'm partial. If anyone's a fan of Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's creature out there, I'd say definitely check out the Penny Dreadful series, or at least just those episodes.

Nick VinZant 14:35

Is there a main zombie or zombies has always just been a plural thing?

Dr. Emily Zarka 14:40

Oh, um, zombie has always been plural in the sense that zombies do MB I have actually emerges we can connect that monster directly to the transatlantic slave trade. There were some older spiritual practices in parts of Africa, about sort of Soul stealing or soul control. But it's the zombie is a concept solidified in Haiti during the slave trade there as both a way for people to find community for desperate individuals who would come all different backgrounds to sort of have the religion of voting to fall back on. But also zombie was considered a betrayal in the sense that if you were already enslaved bodily in life, what's the worst thing someone in your own community could do to you would be to enslave you after death. So when majority of the enslaved peoples population was moved to the US, that's when we see the zero NBI become the zombie with the E at the end that we more recognized today. So I think that zombies have always had the potential to be plural. Because the idea of how you create a zombie is a malevolent sorcerer, or magical practitioner, excuse me spiritual practitioner called a bow Corp, who takes control over the soul in the body. And I had the privilege of being able to talk to some real voodoo and voodoo priests and priestesses when I was filming the documentary exhumed history of zombies for PBS. And I was informed by those individuals that the zeal The zombie is very much of hate to say alive, but alive and well in those spiritual traditions. And that that is still something that happens to this day. So do you have the you know, resurrected running around cannibalism, zombie in those traditions? No, definitely not least my understanding. But I think zombies as a whole is a really interesting way of tracing modernity, not just looking back to the transatlantic slave trade, but if we see the zombie emerge from the Haitian zombie to the Romero zombie, to something maybe like the pandemic zombie and the what I was calling the hive zombie. As more and more people start to be present on the earth, we see the zombie number go up like extremely if you've seen a zombie movie in the last like 20 years, you can see this difference, right? You maybe have a couple 100 Or like a swarm become a couple 1000. And then I always think of something like World War Z, where you have what appears to be millions of zombies, just swarming. And I think again, overpopulation is something that we can sort of attribute that increase to

Nick VinZant 17:19

most overrated monster most underrated monster.

Dr. Emily Zarka 17:26

Oh, that's hard, like from a specific text or just in general,

Nick VinZant 17:29

I would say just in general, what you think would be like, Oh, that one's underrated. This one's kind of overrated like enough with that one already.

Dr. Emily Zarka 17:36

I don't think we see that much of them now, but I don't personally think like Cyclops or gargoyles are not cool. They just don't like really do it for me. I do think Yeti is a little overrated only because the original yetis were not actually supposed to be malevolent, or like bad or dangerous in any way. Underrated monster, the first thing that pops into my head. I think this would be a weird one. I think the Monongahela is underrated. It's a Filipino self segmenting vampiric monster that I'm obsessed with her. I think that they're absolutely crazy. I also think that some of the more modern monsters are a little underrated. And I think that that's because we haven't really explored their full stories yet has been about creation and been around long enough. So something like Slenderman or siren head, which largely emerged in you know, smaller online communities and then became part of larger pop culture texts really fascinate me. And I think modern folklore in general is underrated because this is an unprecedented time for folklorist. Whereas before, you know, we might have an idea of, well, the first time this monster appears in print, like maybe, maybe we can find that text. But the way folklore happens, and Monster stories happen organically and verbally between individuals, it's really hard to pinpoint like, this is exactly the period of time in which this monster originated. But that's different today, because we have timestamps on the internet. So we know not only the exact year that like Slenderman was invented, but literally the day and the time. And I just think that's so cool. I guess as just a history nerd, and someone who's a monster scholar has really been able to pinpoint or even locate the people who created these monsters. And I just, I think monsters are just super cool. And I think it's really I'm curious to see where they go in the future.

Nick VinZant 19:29

Why do you think that that is, though, because in my mind, right, like we had all these creations in the 1800s or whatever, right? Like Dracula, Frankenstein, all that and then there was nothing until like Slenderman Why do you think that is the seems like there's huge gap between where somebody like myself would be like, Oh, that's a new one.

Dr. Emily Zarka 19:48

I think we still see some trends. Like there was a big like the kaiju trend in the mid 20th century long, like the big bugs kind of situation. So I do think there have been a few smaller ones, but part of Why I think those at the 19 century monsters were so popular and they're so ubiquitous today is because after many of those original stories took off, there were also like stage adaptations, or operas or art and, you know, sequels created. And some of again, the first horror films involved those monsters. So I think that not only were they working with some really strong, original characters, but it was stuff that people had not just read about, but they had maybe seen, like an illustration of or seen on stage. And I think that that's easier again, to keep alive in the imagination. Whereas if you think of something like Slenderman, yes, there have been a couple, you know, movies, some better than others, but they don't have that longevity, at least yet. And I think that it, I'm curious to see what sticks around, you know, 1020 years from now, I just did an episode from Austin, about the SCP Foundation, I can see that one growing quite a bit, because it's a lot about government conspiracy, and you know, hidden knowledge. And some things are maybe supernatural, or natural things are real, maybe some art, maybe they can be contained. And I think that as misinformation continues to be an issue in our world in a lot of ways that we might see arise, and that kind of secret society type organization,

Nick VinZant 21:17

is there any trend in the sense where like back then, so to speak? These used to be things that people like, oh, maybe that's real. Like, now the one seemed like, There's no way that's real. Has that changed? Or have I just made that up?

Dr. Emily Zarka 21:31

I think there's always been skeptics, and there's always been believers. And I don't see that changing anytime soon. I mean, you could, I've done this right where pointed out like, hey, the DNA testing of this, you know, example of Yeti fur has been proven to be this type of bear. And there are still people who will swear up and down that that's just one sample or that, you know, that's just a lie, someone's telling. And that's been around for forever. Again, going back to those witchcraft or werewolf accusations. I'm sure there were people rolling their eyes are adamantly saying like, of course, this person isn't, you know, practicing a level of magic. But there are people who definitely believe so I just again, think that as we become more technologically advanced, and as communication spreads more rapidly, and things like science evolved, that maybe it's easier to dismiss certain things than it was in the past. But I do still think that there are people out there who want to believe that monsters are real. And I think that's a really interesting question.

Nick VinZant 22:22

That's pretty much all the questions that we have what's kind of coming up next for you? How can people learn more that kind of stuff? Yeah.

Dr. Emily Zarka 22:28

If you want to learn more about me, you can of course, go to my website, Dr. Emily sarker.com. I try to date it a lot of the time, but you can always contact me there and find some my current projects I'm working on. I should be appearing in. I almost just dropped into multiple syllabi. You might be hearing me on some other streaming platforms in audio format soon, which I'm excited about. And hopefully we can speak more of but Monstrum just wrapped filming for our fifth season, and we are definitely going to be making more. So definitely go to the story YouTube page to find the latest videos from Ostrom.

Nick VinZant 23:03

I want to thank Dr. Zarca so much for joining us if you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media platforms. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description. If you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version of it will be live on October 26 at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Okay, if you had a choice between being like a vampire, Frankenstein, mummy, werewolf, that kind of thing.

John Shull 23:46

Which one would you be? I feel like I would want to be a vampire first. Yeah, yeah. And then a werewolf.

Nick VinZant 23:57

I could potentially be convinced to be a werewolf instead of a vampire. But I think that I would be a vampire first.

John Shull 24:07

I just feel how the media has portrayed all of these creatures. That vampire is always seem to at least live the best lives to begin

Nick VinZant 24:16

being a vampire doesn't have a huge downside to it. Right? Like, Oh, can't go out at night, or can't go out during the day. It's not that big of a deal anymore. Right? Like, I mean, we did that. So I feel like Vampire has the least downside. Well, who would you least want to be though?

John Shull 24:35

I mean, out of the generic Halloween monsters. I mean, probably a zombie Frankenstein. Something that's kind of dead already. That just doesn't seem appealing to me.

Nick VinZant 24:48

I feel like last on my list would be Frankenstein. Because Frankenstein is basically like a zombie but he's still mentally there. At least a zombie. I don't think that you have any kind of mental capacity. A day like you're not really like Frankenstein, you know, you're a monster and you know, like you're never going to fit in. I feel like Frankenstein would struggle with the world more than the zombies would they just don't care.

John Shull 25:13

And then you think about werewolves what I really want to be a werewolf. I mean, you're gonna, you're gonna have to buy new clothes all the time, because you're just gonna be ripping out of the, you know, the current ones when you're a human.

Nick VinZant 25:24

That's always the big concern. That's what I never understood about some superheroes is like, you got to carry a change of clothes with you everywhere.

John Shull 25:33

I mean, maybe being a ghost would probably be my number two, but even that was it's just, you can't live uh, you know, you can't live a normal, great life because you're a ghost.

Nick VinZant 25:43

The only way that I would be a ghost is if I also had the capability of talking to other ghosts. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to be a ghost. Like, it'd be kind of cool to mess with people or see what's going on, hang around that kind of stuff. But after a while, that'll get pretty old. You'd be pretty lonely unless you could talk to other ghosts.

John Shull 26:00

Yeah, would get I think, from what the first week when you're, I don't know, flying around and nobody can see you and you're doing things that you know, you wouldn't be able to do if you were able to be seen now. That would be cool for maybe a week. And then yeah, you would just go into the state of depression.

Nick VinZant 26:19

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be a ghost for very long. Unless you can hang out with all the other ghosts, then it'd be pretty cool. Then you could have some fun with it. You could travel. Go see other ghosts. Like go do this mess with this person.

John Shull 26:31

Just scare people for no reason. Just laugh at each other. Sure. Yeah. Sounds great. It's a good

Nick VinZant 26:36

time, man. Have a good time. Are you good under pressure? Do you feel like you're good under pressure?

John Shull 26:41

I feel like you'd have to describe the moments of pressure. But I mean, I can get stuff done if that's what you're referring to.

Nick VinZant 26:49

I feel like under the pressure of being asked that question. You kind of cracked a little bit. I'm gonna say that you're like a six and a half to a seven under pressure.

John Shull 26:59

Alright, well shout out time. Let's see. We'll start with the gym doubt. Or doot.

Nick VinZant 27:05

You know him?

John Shull 27:08

I know Jim doubt. Yes.

Nick VinZant 27:12

You met him? He was at my wedding.

John Shull 27:14

Yeah, Jim. Hi. Good. Good to see Jim. Dang, dude. Dylan Ray. Hannah,

Nick VinZant 27:21

are you afraid? Do you forget people that you meet? Do you feel like you genuinely forget people? How long? How long does it take you to forget someone that you've met?

John Shull 27:30

Like, for instance, Jim, somebody I met one time, and I was probably under the influence of things. I mean, how was I supposed to remember his name? I have never even thought of him outside of that.

Nick VinZant 27:43

But in general, how often would you how long do you think that it takes you to forget somebody like you'll have to be reintroduced introduced to them and you forgot their name that kind of stuff.

John Shull 27:54

Probably a year, maybe less.

Nick VinZant 27:58

Oh, I was gonna say like a day or a week for me. I can forget somebody's name. I can forget somebody's name instantly.

John Shull 28:07

Names I'm not good with but if I if I see them, or if if they pop back up on my phone. I can usually go back to like knowing and recognizing them.

Nick VinZant 28:18

I can't remember names for shit. I can remember a little bit about somebody but not named.

John Shull 28:23

Okay. I'm kind of a nickname person. So if I come up with a nickname for you, I kind of go along with that one. Instead of knowing your actual name.

Nick VinZant 28:31

Do you think people want you to call them nicknames? Like, you know what, at what age do you not want to be called by a nickname anymore?

John Shull 28:40

I guess it depends if it's a flattering nickname or if it's not a flattering nickname.

Nick VinZant 28:46

Well, I don't think any nickname is really flattering.

John Shull 28:49

Sure. So some are good and some are good. Like David or T is the baseball player is forever going to be called Big Papi. That's a sweet nickname.

Nick VinZant 28:57

It's a sweet nickname, but it's also like it's bigger dude. Yeah, like this. There's always a slight bit of condescension and every nickname

John Shull 29:09

I don't disagree with you, but I don't agree either.

Nick VinZant 29:14

Okay, that makes sense. I'm gonna say once you're out of college, you don't want to have be called by a nickname anymore.

John Shull 29:21

Is you're gonna be like, it's your cup iced? No, or just faded is it just faded? I've had this cup for 12 years. For those of you who can't see this, this cup definitely looks like it looks like it's been around for 25 years.

Nick VinZant 29:36

Oh, yeah, it's been faded and washed. It used to be a great cup still good material, probably drinking all kinds of plastic chemicals. It's been sitting after that's gone through the washer 150 times but as far as safe for the body.

John Shull 29:49

I don't even remember where I left off after gym so I'm just gonna continue. Justin Tubbs Jen Thompson, Edward noec Sean Howard. two names for two first names for his name their Patrick Cook, Ethan shuck. Dylan Ray and Romane Ahmed

Nick VinZant 30:10

Dylan's another Dylan's another one of those names. That's a decent name, but there can only be so many of them. You don't want to have a lot of Dylan's

John Shull 30:18

Yeah, you don't. I think I know two Dylan's in my life right now. Two of them.

Nick VinZant 30:23

That's enough. That's all you need.

John Shull 30:25

That's enough Dylan's But say you're starring in a horror movie? Would you rather be the person that gets killed off first? Or be the survivor of the movie?

Nick VinZant 30:37

Well, I ultimately I'd rather live. I mean, I don't ever want to die. Like

John Shull 30:42

you're in a movie you're in. It's not like it's real life. You're in a movie?

Nick VinZant 30:46

Well, then I'd want to last or long around as long as possible. That means I got the brightest career. But right. Oh, see, that's

John Shull 30:53

that's a great point. Like think a scream of Drew Barrymore. Right. She gets killed off in the first 10 minutes.

Nick VinZant 30:59

Didn't even know she was in it.

John Shull 31:01

Oh, my God, of course. Okay, okay. Scream scream is probably the most notable franchise for doing that with, you know, semi famous celebrities. Like I think Jada Pinkett Smith was in the second one, and she gets killed off pretty early her and Omar Epps.

Nick VinZant 31:18

Well, they always kill, they always kill off people of color much quicker. Right?

John Shull 31:24

Well, that's actually and that's been debated to like, why does that happen? I'm sure there's all kinds of research and studies out there that prove as to why that happens. But yeah,

Nick VinZant 31:35

to answer your question, no, I'd like to live through it. Right. I like to be the last person I generally have. If I have a choice between being alive or generally choose being alive.

John Shull 31:44

Now, I think I'd want to go out first, like, just have me be the leading scene there. And I want to be the depth that you remember, I don't want to just be the big guy that wanders through the woods in the middle of the movie that just gets my head cut off. And then on to the next kill. You know,

Nick VinZant 32:00

I wouldn't want to be one of the middle people killed in a horror movie because I feel like those deaths are always unusually brutal. Like the first couple of them. They're just surprised deaths. They're not usually that bad. And then as you get going through the horror movie, it's like they were ripped apart by wild animals. Like they were stabbed 1000 times with a screwdriver like the deaths just get worse. So I'd rather go in the beginning of though.

John Shull 32:30

I don't think I've ever asked you this question on this podcast, even though we've done what six Halloween is together now, but you not being a horror movie fan? i My question is pretty simple. Have you ever seen a real horror movie? And if so, what's the last one that you've watched?

Nick VinZant 32:47

I don't think that I've ever seen it. I went no, maybe I went to see the movie scream in a theater. Maybe. But I also might have went and seen one of those parody movies and I can't keep it straight. But other than that, I've never watched any kind of horror related movie. I'll look up the plot on Wikipedia if I'm really interested in it. But I couldn't I can't watch it. I watched the Haunted Mansion from Disney and I was like it was pushing it a little bit. This is pushing out like scary, man.

John Shull 33:22

I'm not judging anybody, man, if that's your if that's your flavor, that's awesome. But I mean, you haven't seen any of the university in the Nightmare on Elm Street. Friday the 13th So I mean,

Nick VinZant 33:34

no desire to do that whatsoever. I have absolutely no desire to be scared.

John Shull 33:39

Well, you know, it's that's all right. It's we'll move on. My second part of my question here as a homeowner, do you pass out candy do you walk around with your kids and you say Don't you know just put out a bowl what's what's your candy? Putting out strategy on Halloween night?

Nick VinZant 33:58

I go pretty much all effort. I put out candy then I go trick or treating with my children. Then I come back and I hope that maybe we get some visitors because I don't want to eat all this candy. So I go pretty much all what do you not? Do you not do anything?

John Shull 34:13

No. So we we started with? Well, we went full on, you know, handing out candy that we had when we had the babies. So then we would go trick or treating last year was a first year while we were trick or treating. We put out a bowl of candy. And according to our doorbell camera some little bastards took the whole bowl within like five minutes of us leaving our driveway so I

Nick VinZant 34:34

have no problem with that. I get rid of the candy either way, what do you care if it's one kid, five kids or 20 kids just get?

John Shull 34:41

I mean, you kind of feel I mean, I don't know. I was I was kind of angry about it. I mean, you put out I don't know how many 5060 pieces of candy for hopefully all the kids and one fucker takes it all it's you know, it's not fair.

Nick VinZant 34:57

I mean, I'm okay with it. Do right be aggressive in life?

John Shull 35:03

So what you're saying is you applaud that kind of behavior?

Nick VinZant 35:05

Well, either way, I mean, the kids only going to get so much candy. If you load up at one house, then aren't they just leaving it for everything else? I just see it like you either get it all here, you get it a bunch of different places. What's the difference?

John Shull 35:18

Well, this year we have my neighbor's gonna keep a watchful eye on our bowl. So

Nick VinZant 35:22

what a waste of time that is, how old

John Shull 35:25

is too old to look forward to scaring kids on Halloween? Like, if you're a 45 year old man, and you go, or woman, and you go all out on Halloween, just just to get some scares out a little kids. Is that is that is that push that is that too much?

Nick VinZant 35:40

I don't generally approve of scaring children. Right? Like, you're gonna have to have a pretty good reason while you're doing this thing to scare children. I wouldn't have to say I generally don't agree with.

John Shull 35:53

I mean, there's I mean, I'm sure you get it in your neighborhood and people listening, have it in there, you get those few houses that you know, go all out. And they're gonna have jump scares, and shock scares as the kids are walking up to the door. And it's like, my kids, four years old man, and she you know, you don't have to get her.

Nick VinZant 36:10

You got to turn that off. Right? Like if you're trying to do that for like 12 to 16 year olds. That's the thing that I don't understand. The only kids that you should be interested in scaring are the kinds of kids that are old enough that they shouldn't be trick or treating?

John Shull 36:24

Well, that's funny. You mentioned that. That was another question I had for you while we're on this Halloween theme is what is too old to go out trick or treating without children?

Nick VinZant 36:34

I mean, I think you should probably be done by high school. I think high school should be done if not earlier than that, right. But I also think that people are in too much of a hurry to, to grow up. I feel like adults should go trick or treating now, go have fun. Like if your adults showed up at your door. If an adult showed up at your door, clearly without children, would you give them candy?

John Shull 37:00

I'm sure I've done it. So I'm gonna say yes. I mean, there was. I want to say there's 21 Because it's right after the pandemic, like right after 2020 the, you know, the real, real bad year, the pandemic and we had one one kid show up, and he's like, trigger tree. I looked at my wife, I'm like, hell is this fucking guy? Damn

Nick VinZant 37:21

near 30. But what age though, would you what? At what age? Would you not give a trick or treat or candy? 20s 30s 40s

John Shull 37:31

I'm not sure that I would turn somebody down. I don't know if I could do that. I mean, I feel like that takes a lot of gall to look at somebody walking up to your door and have them go through all that just to go. I'm not giving you one little KitKat bar because you're a 67 year old man.

Nick VinZant 37:48

I'm not giving anybody between the ages of 25 and 35. Candy. That's the age where it's like it's not ironic enough. Like, No, you shouldn't be doing this.

John Shull 37:58

I mean, it's a lot. I mean, it's definitely a lot when somebody comes up and they're now with children or even part of a group.

Nick VinZant 38:06

How many of you have coming up to your house that aren't children are part of a group. Do you have that many adults coming trick or treating where you're at?

John Shull 38:13

I mean, I don't know if they're adults, but other definitely teenagers. Matt, you know, but they you know, they look 50 so

Nick VinZant 38:22

good today look older, man. That's pretty damn sure. Ah, are you ready for our top five?

John Shull 38:27

I am. It's gonna be a spooky top five. No, it's okay.

Nick VinZant 38:31

No, it's not. So our top five is top five worst candies to get trick or treating. What's your number five.

John Shull 38:39

So that's about as generic as you can get. But I had to put it on and my number five is just unnamed candies. You know, like the ones that would come in like the wax paper?

Nick VinZant 38:48

Yeah, like the strawberry looking things.

John Shull 38:52

Yeah, just it's you just know by when you get a handful of it that it's just gonna be crap from the get go.

Nick VinZant 38:58

You don't even want it. You don't I don't even want it. I'd rather you just said you didn't have any candy. Um, my number five is taffy. I don't want any kind of taffy or any of that kind of candy. Like whose Taffy it shouldn't be chocolate. Or Halloween candy should basically just be chocolate should all be chocolate. And that's essentially it.

John Shull 39:22

I mean, I would bet that both of our lists it's gonna you're gonna be hard pressed to find any kind of chocolate on a top five words candy list.

Nick VinZant 39:31

No, I think all Halloween candy should be chocolate or have some chocolate in it. Anything else is kind of in the wrong path.

John Shull 39:39

All right, all right. My number four are the wax bottles with the juice in them. Do you remember those? Seemed like seemed like a good idea. But we're such a pain in the ass for what you actually got the juice was always okay. But getting there was just a pain in the butt.

Nick VinZant 39:57

You can't have more than like three to five have of those. Like, I don't want to have 20 of those things like, oh, okay, I'll have one more of those that was kind of different, but then I'm done. It's over with after that

John Shull 40:09

one. It's just like it's just a pain in the butt. And then you know, you go to bite the wax off, and then sometimes you bite into the body and then the juice spills out all over the place, and you just have a mouth loads of wax and it's just, it's just not worth it. Not worth it at all.

Nick VinZant 40:23

No, no, my number four is bitter honey. Okay, yeah, nobody wants that.

John Shull 40:31

I've actually never gotten a bit of honey if I do remember if I do, I don't remember it. I just threw it away or gave it to my dog.

Nick VinZant 40:39

I really have a bit of chocolate said have a bit of honey.

John Shull 40:43

rather have a lot of chocolate.

Nick VinZant 40:46

Okay, number three. Number three. My

John Shull 40:47

number three is probably not going to be a popular choice. But I'm going with pixie sticks as my number three.

Nick VinZant 40:54

Yeah, I don't I don't know if that's number three. But I certainly don't want anything like that are those like dipping things?

John Shull 41:02

So specifically pixie sticks when they came in? And maybe we're I'm aging myself here, but the paper tubes were like when you went to go like, bite it off. If you if you were if you were a jeweler like me, then it gets all nasty and coagulated and nothing comes out and it's just, it's just a pain in the neck.

Nick VinZant 41:24

I don't really want to deal with any complicated candies. No, I don't want to have to there's there should be no more than one step and eating candy. I don't want to dip it. All right, let's open it eat it. That should be the only two steps. My number three is any kind of like suckers, or lollipops or anything like that. The only thing that I could maybe see is like a Tootsie Pop or as chocolate in the middle of it. But anything other than that I don't want any suckers or lollipops or anything like that.

John Shull 41:53

Oh, man. I mean, I don't agree with you there man. suckers are good suckers. Or I don't remember what they're called. But they're the green apple with a caramel on the outside of it. Those are delicious.

Nick VinZant 42:06

I don't want any kind of I don't want anything that I'm not chewing. That's my rule.

John Shull 42:13

My number two and this is such cliche, but it's true. Because this candy is fucking terrible. And that's candy corn.

Nick VinZant 42:25

I don't know if I've no. But was it always that bad? Or is it become a thing where like, now we hate it. Like, oh, it's just the candy that everybody makes fun of? It's the Nickelback of candy. Or it's like really everybody doesn't mind it that much. But it's not that bad. It's just got a bad reputation.

John Shull 42:44

The Nickelback

Nick VinZant 42:47

it's what candy corn is

John Shull 42:49

those funny. Um, I do believe you know, public public opinion has kind of taken over for candy corn, but it's just not very good. I will say some of the variants like chocolate candy corn. Other kinds of cake or stomach bubble but are tolerable, but not It's not regular candy corn. What's it gonna taste like wax half the time?

Nick VinZant 43:10

My number two is that bubble gum? Double Bubble. That was just hard is a brick mic.

John Shull 43:18

You're insane. You're talking about the little rectangle. you'd like us to get the comic strips on the outside. Yeah, but

Nick VinZant 43:25

it was just like a rock. Any kind of like cheap gum that they would give you is just like a rock that you couldn't do anything with.

John Shull 43:33

Now cheap gum I'd give you but not mad. Don't throw a double bubble in there, man.

Nick VinZant 43:38

It was. It was I don't think that was the comic strip one. There. What I know what you're talking about the comic strip gum, but I don't think it's double bubble.

John Shull 43:48

I could very well be wrong. I insane that I would have gone nowhere. That's probably the only candy that actually eat on a regular basis is GM

Nick VinZant 43:56

Bazooka Joe. Okay, yeah, that's Bazooka Joe was the comic. Was that the comic? I don't mind Bazooka Joe. But any of that other kind of like double bubble. Well, it was just like grinding through pebbles. That was yeah, no, no. Okay, whichever one

John Shull 44:13

this should be everyone's unanimous number one because they are and I was looking up some lists before doing this and it was the unanimous number one. And those are circus peanuts.

Nick VinZant 44:26

Oh, wait, but not like actual peanuts. Like the candy circus peanuts.

John Shull 44:30

They're like they are so they're shaped like peanuts, but they're orange. And they're they have like a like a taffy texture. Yeah, like they're like they look like they're gonna be soft, but they're not soft and they taste bad. And when I was a kid, there was always this house. That would give you them but they weren't in bags. They weren't in packaging. So like they would just dump a handful into your bag of circus peanuts. Yeah, and by By the time you get back to your house, they'd either be stale or hard. And it just they were like I said, I've said this about six times already, but they were intolerable to even try.

Nick VinZant 45:11

Why would you go back to the house?

John Shull 45:13

I mean, you never know. Right? Why do you get back with old girlfriends and boyfriends? Because maybe, maybe they're gonna change, you know, you never know.

Nick VinZant 45:20

Kind of give it one more shot. Maybe today's the day. No circus peanuts are terrible. That's the kind of thing that I would just never in my life if I ever thought about eating that or known someone who enjoyed them, like who's keeping that candy in business.

John Shull 45:37

I know one person who enjoys them, and I question his tastes on almost everything.

Nick VinZant 45:43

Yeah, that's pretty standard. If you're going to eat something like that, you got a lot of bad tastes. Um, my number one is, um, any kind of cracker or cheez it. Or anything that kind of comes in a bag that people hands you anything like that. I don't want any of that stuff on Halloween. It's essentially chocolate or nothing, just give me chocolate.

John Shull 46:04

Just said, my top five is anything that's not chocolate.

Nick VinZant 46:08

Anything that's not chocolate is basically the worst kind of Halloween candy.

John Shull 46:12

I would always get excited actually, if I got packets like that, because you never knew what was in them. I, you know, I didn't want the one Tootsie Roll, which are also kind of terrible, too. By the way, Tootsie Rolls are not very good candy. You know, one thing that I never really, like, maybe it was just the area I grew up in are the houses that we went to. But I didn't get a lot of full candy bars.

Nick VinZant 46:36

I had one or two houses that would give a full candy bar. But I don't think that I ever came back with more than three full candy bars on a night a trick or treating.

John Shull 46:45

I mean, we had there was one person that lived like four houses down from us that would just hand out single pennies. And now looking back on it. I'm like, what a pissed off person to give out single pennies.

Nick VinZant 46:57

Like what am I going to do with that? If I go to 100 houses I could get $1? Like, what are you gonna do with that?

John Shull 47:05

I mean, obviously different times. I mean, this was the early 90s. So pennies had a little bit more value than they do now. But not not much at all.

Nick VinZant 47:14

You could never buy anything with that. Never there's there can't be a single person in the entire United States of America who has ever like, gotten enough pennies or money on Halloween to actually buy something.

John Shull 47:29

I'm sure there is I'm sure someone's going to post it somewhere for us and say hey, you were wrong, Nick so and so got 42,000 pennies went all the way night or something

Nick VinZant 47:40

sack of pennies. I mean, you got 42,000 I don't know how much money that is. That's like foreign toy dollars, actually. What's your honorable mention? Do you have any honorable mention?

John Shull 47:50

That's a lot of work for me. Not a word. I have hot tamales.

Nick VinZant 47:57

Okay, I don't mind a hot tamale. I can shake it up a little bit. It's just that's an approved shake it up candy to bring me back to like, Oh no, I actually want this again that

John Shull 48:08

I put Smarties on the list because, oh, one package of Smarties is kind of pushing it but when you get multiple packs of Smarties and it's just I don't know they're just not not at a candy to me Smarties.

Nick VinZant 48:22

I would put that in there like you can have a couple category like I can have a couple of Smarties a couple of Tootsie Rolls, a couple of like a candy in a box like a milk dud or whatever else comes in there. But that's about it. Otherwise, it's got to be m&ms, Reese's Pieces. KitKat, tic tac, tic tic, Twix, Twix, Detroit tax

John Shull 48:43

exempt Max and paddywax. Um, what else do Yeah, that's kind of I mean, that's that's kind of it. I also put on here like any caramel candy, but that's just my preference. I'm not a big caramel fan. So

Nick VinZant 48:59

I never like caramel on the outside of anything. I can handle caramel on the inside, but I never want it on the outside of something.

John Shull 49:05

And for God's sakes, if you're listening to this, and you listen to anything we ever say, which is your own fault. Don't give fruit do not give fruit out on Halloween. That's just a terrible idea

Nick VinZant 49:17

what it was like blueberries now somebody gave me blueberries I'd be okay with that. Like, here's the thing of blueberries

John Shull 49:22

for fruit. Nobody in this country is heading out, you know, one blueberry a half, you know, eight ounces of blueberries per kid with the price of blueberries but that was that's just a terrible idea.

Nick VinZant 49:35

And then you had a watermelon slice. What are some What if you went to somebody's house and they had a watermelon slice?

John Shull 49:40

The only way that I'm okay with getting you know, treats like that is if you know the people well. And if it's like in a hot climate.

Nick VinZant 49:51

What fruits Would you accept as Halloween gifts? Or what what what fruits Would you accept as Halloween triggered? Freeze. Like if they gave you this kind of fruit, you'd be like, okay, all right.

John Shull 50:05

I wouldn't accept any actually. And last year that we had some apples and bananas. Nope.

Nick VinZant 50:13

I would accept blueberries, watermelon, mango.

John Shull 50:20

I mean, if you're asking me my personal preference, I mean, I mean, I take most fruit. I think I like fruit. So,

Nick VinZant 50:26

I'm not taking any oranges or apples. You gotta give me some exoticness. There has to be a little bit of it exotic ability to the fruit. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really does help out the show. It supports us a lot. So even a couple of quick words really helps us out and let us know what you think are similar, just the worst candies to get the kind where you would I just don't even want this. Like why would you even have this I would honestly take a mango or some blueberries. You give me like a watermelon? I would rather have watermelon than any of the candies that we talked about. Any of John or eyes

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Nick VinZant 0:11

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode exorcism, and animals celeb celebrities,

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we all experienced this whether we believe in demons or evil or not. And that is that's the yet Sahara experience. So the the I would change with the personality, they were literally physically becoming a different person, this would just be where a place does feels evil.

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I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is exorcist Bishop, Brian De Willette. So how many exorcisms Have you performed?

Bryan D. Ouellette 1:10

Well, I mean, that would be more than I can count, probably. I mean, definitely in the hundreds. But it's important, I think, to note that most exorcisms are not what you you know, associate with like, the movies. You know, those are called solemn exorcisms where, you know, the person is usually pretty bad off, it's usually full blown possession. And it requires all of the resources of the rights of exorcism to resolve those kinds of cases. But those are so rare. We almost never see them. However, minor exorcisms are what we tend to perform more often than not, and that resolves, I'd say 98 99% of all cases that we see.

Nick VinZant 1:53

So when you do an exorcism, right, like let's look at the minor exorcism and then the major exorcism so to speak. What are you doing in a minor exorcism? What are you doing in a major one?

Bryan D. Ouellette 2:06

Well, in a minor one, it's it's shorter. By hours, I'd say a solemn exorcism could take on any given session could take three, four hours to complete. Whereas a minor exorcism can typically be done in less than a half an hour. It's a shorter prayer. It is really just that it's a prayer, a very aggressive prayer where the the person who confers it which is usually going to be a priest, although there are minor exorcisms that are authorized for the laity to us as well. Where the individual affirms their, their Christian authority over dark forces. And that's essentially all it is. With a solemn exorcism or a major exorcism. What you're now doing is having to go through the process of unraveling the onion that is the case typically, this is reserved for possessions only. Minor exorcisms can be performed on any particular kind of disturbance that can be performed on an object, location, or a person. They typically are used for resolving demonic oppressions or obsessions. But possession is usually reserved for the solemn right.

Nick VinZant 3:27

Can you give me an example of like what that prayer would be the minor exorcism prayer?

Bryan D. Ouellette 3:33

Yeah, it's it's your call on the Blessed Virgin you call on St. Michael, the archangel, you call on all of the forces of the church to liberate the object, location or person from the effects of what has been confirmed to be some kind of malevolent spiritual force like a demon. And that's essentially one of the simplest ones that the laity can use. Doesn't have to be an exorcist that praises is the St. Michael prayer St. Michael, the archangel defend us in battle, be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares the devil, may thou rebuke thee, you know, that kind of stuff, and then you just continue on, you know, it's not a long prayer, but you know that these are just things that you can use to facilitate that connection to assist and aid in the clients recovery process, because essentially, as an exercise you are, you know, you are a facilitator. You know, you're not a magician, you're not a wizard, you're not coming in performing incantations, what you're doing is you're facilitating the victim's connection to God.

Nick VinZant 4:50

So, what is the person possessed by

Bryan D. Ouellette 4:54

that's that's an interesting question. I mean, that will vary depending upon who you talk to the conventional Understanding in the churches that this is a a sentient, Fallen Angel, you know that one of these forces of the devil that are out there looking for targets. And so you know, that's where, as an exorcist I have seen demonic entities with my eyes. I've seen them.

Nick VinZant 5:24

How many like what percentage of the people that you would say come to you come to you with an issue that is not worthy of an exorcism?

Bryan D. Ouellette 5:35

Um, I would say, when we started this work, it would have been probably somewhere I mean, this is not a scientific number. It's just Yeah, I do have my own experience. I'd say probably about 60 to 70% When I started this work, but now that I've been on TV, now it's like, probably closer to 90 95% really have a lot of malingerers. Now,

Nick VinZant 5:57

it brings in a certain amount of that. Yeah, it does. It does. So from a religious perspective, and I know that I'm going to get this wrong, it kind of confuses me, I can never quite keep it straight. Right. But from a religious perspective, is this a Christian thing is just a Catholic thing.

Bryan D. Ouellette 6:15

The flavor of it, that we deal with is specifically Christian, but the idea of working with evil forces that need to be resolved through some kind of exorcism process sort of exists in some capacity in every religion, every major religion. And even the minor wants to I mean, shamanism has formulas for dealing with evil spirits. You know, Judaism has ways of negotiating with depicts and evil spirits to raise a family of some kind of attachment that could potentially come up. Islam has methods for working with the jinn that they they they understand them to be different things than what Christianity does, Christianity will of course, see them more as like fallen angels, or, you know, rebellious evil spirits. Whereas Buddhism would say, Well, no, these are the these are the forces of attachment that are here to pull you back into the wheel of samsara, so that you can never liberate yourself. And you're stuck, you know, reincarnating and indefinitely until you finally resolve your karma. And so, but they they do all of these religions see them as external forces that need to be contended with in an external way.

Nick VinZant 7:28

How does the church necessarily look at it? Right? There's the church look at this is like, look, exorcism is a fundamental thing, along with kind of, you know, the basic tenets of the religion, or even within the church, are people kind of like, I don't know about that.

Bryan D. Ouellette 7:45

Yeah, it's changing. There are, of course, people in the church that take it seriously. You know, but there are people in the church that think it's a lot of nonsense. And, you know, these are people that need mental health care. And there are even priests, I've known them. I've, I've been trained by them, you know, that, that will look at exorcism and say, well, that's just, that's just how we would have understood mental illness in the in the ancient world, or in the Middle Ages, we didn't have psychology,

Nick VinZant 8:23

I'll be dramatic and kind of asking the inevitable question, right. But what would you what would you say to somebody who might be listening to this? And just, what are you talking about? Right? Like, what is this, none of this is real, you can't prove any of this.

Bryan D. Ouellette 8:39

It's not about proving it see incorporeal experience, it has to be dealt with at the level of where that individual is at. And so it doesn't matter if it's objectively true to you or not. What matters is a person's having an experience, and it is destroying their life. And the Church and its methods work. So why would we not use it just because you don't believe in it? You're not that important. None of us are, you know, so a person that rejects it, okay, reject it. You know, that's, that's your prerogative. But for the people that actually go through this, they're grateful that there is an individual that cares enough to be able to help them through it. And hopefully, the church is doing its job. And that because that's what it exists to do is to help people through those incorporeal challenges. I mean, so to me, it's irrelevant whether or not people believe it or not, that's not what I don't do this to prove it to myself or to prove it to anyone. I do this because it works. And it's worked for 1000s of years. All these religions around the world know it works, whether they're Christian or not. And I think it's kind of arrogant for us in our modern day to say, Oh, well, we understand it now. And It's all a bunch of nonsense when, you know, billions, if not trillions of people over the last 4000 5000 years, had an understanding about this, and used it and it became part of our reality to the point that all over the world it was it's being utilized. And only today Have we started to say, oh, that's nonsense. I mean, that's arrogant, you're gonna, you're gonna just throw out what all of our ancestors have believed for 5000 years, just because you think you're more enlightened than they are? Maybe you're missing something. So that's kind of how I would answer a person that says, That's me, because it's like, you know, you're kind of missing the point, we're not about proving anything. Yeah, Ghost Hunters are about proving and let them go and prove if they can. I'm not a ghost hunter, you know, I am here to help people with an incorporeal problem. And there is no science that that can objectively work with that. Even psychology fails. And you'd be surprised how many psychologists call us with clients that they will say they've seen things that they can only say, relates to what they've seen in the movies on possession. And they're like, I don't know, if I'm equipped to deal with this. I mean, even once that this is above my paygrade, you know, and they call us. So even psychologists, even medical doctors, I've even had medical doctors call me, not just for their patients, but for themselves. So you know, it's all well and good, and you can dismiss it and not believe in it, until it happens to you. And then, you know, you'll be grateful there are people like me that can that know how to resolve it.

Nick VinZant 11:39

I don't really even know what I necessarily believe. Like, I changed my mind about what I believe all the time. But I would say that I do believe that it doesn't matter if it's real. If you think it's real. Your mind is a powerful thing. Like the reality of it is irrelevant. If somebody really believes this, I

Bryan D. Ouellette 11:58

guess it's true. It is true.

Nick VinZant 12:01

The only thing that I guess would be devil's advocate, I don't know if that's the right word, right. But like, what if you get somebody that is convinced that, okay, it's it's a demon, I'm possessed. And you go about this route, but maybe this person is schizophrenic. I don't know about mental health enough to but you I think you know what I'm asking you, right? Like, what if you go down this road? And it was like, Oh, really? They need this and they need this medication? Right? How does that happen? Is that a concern that you guys have?

Bryan D. Ouellette 12:33

Well, that's why the psychological evaluations are so important. So if a person is diagnosed with a psychotic disorder, like schizophrenia, or bipolar disorder, or acute psychosis, anything like that, then we're just there as as as spiritual support and in the capacity of any pastor, we go, and we pray with them, if they want that, if that's what they want, but they're not going to get an exorcism, the only time we would come in is if there starts to be manifestations that cannot be explained by schizophrenia. And so, if there's, if the person is living in the house, you know, with a family, and the family is experiencing paranormal events, well, schizophrenia shouldn't do that.

Nick VinZant 13:18

Why did you how did you get into this? Like, why did you pursue this

Bryan D. Ouellette 13:23

exorcism? I really didn't. I found my vocation again, I discovered my vocation to priesthood very, I was probably around 16 years old. And I just wanted to keep running away from it because I didn't like the idea of celibacy. You know, as a Roman Catholic priests, I knew I could never be married. And that wasn't attractive to me. I wanted to have a family. And there was other factors, you know, just not I wanted to be an investment banker. So I was like, that's a big difference from you know, being a clergymen. You know, those were my interests, you know, and this was not interesting to me, but it just kept resurfacing and coming back. And eventually, I tried to bridge the gap with psychology, you know, trying to find sort of a more interesting way of pursuing helping people but you know, but it, you know, long story short, I ended up here. But my goal was really just to be a pastor, you know, perform weddings, baptize babies, hear confessions, you know, just do pastoral things. You know, no one chooses, I don't think to say, oh, I want to be an exorcist. So we were getting people coming to us that were asking for this kind of help. But they were being rejected by the Roman Catholic Church locally. And so they said, well, they won't help us. Can you help us? And I said, Well, I mean, my duty as a pastor is to help everyone that steps through my door if I can. So tell me what's going on. And so they explained it and I had had some training in there. When I was a seminary and in the Roman Catholic Church working under a mentor, Pastor Emeritus, was now deceased. And, and I said, Well, I know what to do, I can, I can try to help where, you know, the Roman Catholic Diocese wouldn't. And we've resolved it, you know, and I guess work it out, and they started telling people, and then other people started coming to us. And before we know it, people were coming to us more for this than anything else. And as a pastor, my obligation is to just help people spiritually wherever they're at, and that's what they needed. So that's kind of how I fell into this work. And, and that's how I got started. So yeah, I mean, it kind of fell into it out of necessity, not because I chose to do it.

Nick VinZant 15:44

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Let's do it. Are there different stages of demonic possession?

Bryan D. Ouellette 15:52

Oh, yes, definitely. The general stages that we look at, and of course, they don't necessarily follow this in some kind of linear order. And it's not like it will always be the same pattern every time it can, there can sometimes be full blown possession right off the as the first manifestation, although that's exceptionally rare. But it's typically the stages that we look for SAS would be the first and most simple would be just basically what I call demonic interference. And that's what we all experienced this, whether we believe in demons or evil or not. And that is, that's the yet Sahara experience that's like, you know, going through and doing something, but all of a sudden, like, there's this kind of negative voice in the back your subconscious saying, I should do this, this would be better, even though you know, it's wrong. So anytime you get a temptation to do the wrong thing, which we all have experienced at some point in our life, and you're lying to yourself, if you think you haven't, that would be demonic interference. That would be sort of the first stage, honestly, because in a lot of cases, that if that's allowed to progress, if a person is allowed to indulge us too much in those temptations, it can, it can, it can include a a sort of upward spiral, or I should say, downward spiral into deeper forms of, of demonic activity. So the second is, the more is more severe, and that's going to be like demonic obsession. And demonic obsession is when it affects mostly their eat their psyche and their emotional centers, but doesn't really have any physical manifestation at all. They're, they're usually in good health, there's nothing else going on. But they're every everything that they're experiencing seems to be psychological, this is a very difficult stage, because this is almost indistinguishable from mental illness. The third would be demonic oppression. And that's where it can look a lot like possession. But it's not the person still has control over their own faculties. But now it starts to affect their external world, it starts to affect their family, it starts to affect their health. And then the last stage is possession. So that's going to be when they no longer have control over their faculties where they truly lose themselves in this in this evil persona that sort of takes over and speaks for them and controls them and completely destroys their life and their relationships. There's a subcategory that's kind of related, but is its own thing. And that would be a demonic infestation, that tends to affect people through either oppression or obsession, or could even relate to possession. But it's when an environment is has the attachments that of a person. And these are really interesting, because what this shows us is that the energy is tangible to the point that it's not just all in someone's head, if one wants to see it that way. It does have some kind of externalization, there are places that this energy exists, and it makes people extremely sick when they coexist in those environments for too long. So that's kind of all the stages, that's what we're looking for, when we're trying to determine whether or not there's a genuine demonic event going on. It's gonna fall into one of those five categories,

Nick VinZant 19:25

the infestation, but can you give me an example of that, like a place that you've seen, or

Bryan D. Ouellette 19:31

this would just be where a place does feels evil? You know, I mean, to the lay person going in, they might say, I get a bad feeling in that place. I don't like it there. I don't want to go back there and they don't know why they might they might, they might believe in demons. They might not. But they'll just usually anybody, even an atheist could go in and say, there's just something that's unpleasant about this. And they might try to find tangible reasons for why they might feel that way. But when you're there, it feels dark. It feels disturbing. It can give people anxiety, it can raise their blood pressure when they're in these places. And there's just something disturbed about it. And I think there's, you know, places where there has been a lot of trauma. in pop culture contexts, it might just get labeled as a haunting, or, you know, something of that nature, you might say, Amityville would be a good example, if you want to. I mean, not that I believe Amityville was a real thing. I don't, I really don't. I think that was a made up story. But if it were a real story, if it did happen the way it was reported, then that would be an example of a demonic infestation, a trauma happened there, murders, and, you know, family murders, you know, kids were killed. And there was residual energy that sort of took on a life of its of its own, and so that new people would move in and be affected. The reason I don't believe it is that only the lens has ever said there was anything going on, there was a lot of holes to their story. And everybody that's lived in the house after that has reported nothing. Worst case you've ever had, well, any full blown possession. So I think I can't really say there's one worse than another, they're all They're all difficult, they're all unpleasant to witness, they're hard to resolve. Once it gets to that point. It can take months or even years, I guess the part of my work that is a little magical, you know, it sort of works outside of the will of the person is that I can bring them back to, to awareness, you know, so when if a person's far too far gone into a possession, where only the demon is talking, then the rights of exorcism can bring them back to a certain stage of coherence, where you can then reason with them. And that's when you really have to do your work. Okay, all these prayers, and holy water is all great and they're all but the real work is getting them sober again, bring them back to a state of, of sobriety, awareness, and then being able to be like, Okay, now I need you to work with me, I need you to help me. Let's, let's purge this from your life.

Nick VinZant 22:10

So when we talk about like a full possession, what does that look like? What does that really look like?

Bryan D. Ouellette 22:17

Okay, so it's a lot like the movies, you know. So if we're going to use like, the actresses like Linda Blair is sort of the archetype of possession. It's a lot like that only, that's more exaggerated than what we would really see. So you're never going to see head spinning. I've never encountered that you're not going to see levitation to the ceiling. But you will see some of that profane behavior, the vulgarity, the nasty, you know, verbal attacks against the priests or sacrilege, you know, that they will sometimes say, there will be that guttural sort of beastly voice that can sometimes come out of people that you're you could not fathom that they could make those noises, or sound like that. I've seen children, young girls, maybe younger than Linda Blair, in that movie, talk with a deep masculine voice that just like there's just no way their vocal cords could produce that sound. You'll sometimes see words, not quite like, where it comes out in this three dimensional helped me, but there'll be like scratches on the on the body that will form letters that can turn into words, or symbols. speaking in languages that they have never learned, is something that we will sometimes see not always but sometimes, sometimes you'll hear more than one voice coming out. And that's always an interesting manifestation. Because how could you be saying two different things from the same voice? And that's when there's more than one presence, which is often you know, one of the things that you want to know is not only getting their name, but you want to know how many are there. And how many do you have to expel? It's not really expelling it's more like dissolving but that's another story. As far as as, you know, everything else it's it's what you kind of would expect they're violent, they're angry. They're disturbed. They can go stiff as a board. They can increase in strength far beyond what a person of their stature could could normally produce. I've seen little old ladies be able to really wrestle you out with wrestle Five Guys, I've seen children. Knock two guys over or, you know, with just moving their arm? I mean, it can be very exaggerated in that respect. But, you know, you know what, when you see it, it's wouldn't be shocking in the sense. I mean, it'd be shocking, because you'd be like, I didn't know this could actually really happen. But it wouldn't shock you like, this is so different than I thought it would be. No, you'd be like, Yeah, this is kind of what I expected. It's just kind of shocking that you're seeing it with your own eyes and not on a television screen with an actor,

Nick VinZant 25:32

right? I mean, I would be like, Oh, my God, how would get out of there? I'm done. I'm out here. Do you get scared?

Bryan D. Ouellette 25:41

No, no, I've never never been frightened by anything that I've done in this work. It just doesn't bother me, though. I know, there are people that do get bothered by it. We've had people that once they've had that one big case, they've never come back. We've had people that could not control the effects of doing this work for the long term and have slowly develop their own attachments. Or more accurately, I should say, some of the darkness that has already latent within them has started to surface through having been exposed to this kind of energy on a regular basis, and not taking the proper spiritual precautions to avoid that from happening. And then they have to leave, you know, so we're a very small team. Now, I used to have like, gosh, I used to have like 10 or 10, over 10 people. And now we, I pretty much work with three or four, then if it's a, if it's a case with a actual possession, then we might bring in a couple extra guys to hold the victim down, if they get violent, because that can just one of the things that these that the demonic entity will always try to do is, is distract, they will always try to stop and interrupt the process. So you need to reduce the the the potential for that by having other people that are there to kind of just hold them down so that I can just do my work. But you know, there's been cases where I've had to wrestle the client myself, you know, because we just don't have the manpower. I try to avoid those situations, but I'm perfectly capable of doing it about half two. And we've done that a few times.

Nick VinZant 27:34

This one kind of ended, I guess on a slightly lighter note, um, movie with the best description of it, movie with kind of the worst description of it.

Bryan D. Ouellette 27:45

Well, the worst one I've seen in recent time was the Pope's exorcist that was just horrible. Not only was it inaccurate, but it was just a terrible movie. Very disappointed in that I expected more from Russell Crowe. The best one, I don't know if it's the best pick action. But it's, it was fairly accurate in many ways. And that was the right was Anthony Hopkins. I would say that's a really good I mean, as good as Hollywood's gonna get it in terms of that respect. Also, the exorcist isn't bad. It's just, again, it's exaggerated. But a lot of the things you see in there, not the crab walk that was like deleted and then put in in the special edition. You know, that kind of stuff doesn't typically happen. Not the levitation to the ceiling, and all of the things I already mentioned. But as far as like the way that the person looks sick, and that their physical face faces, you know, the physical face changes, and they're not the person they used to be. That's all very accurate. The priests resolution in that movie was absolutely completely wrong. You never would say, Take me dammit, take me, you know, and then jump out the window to kill it. That's not how that is not an effective exorcism. And that would be honestly laughable to be like, you had no business being an exorcist to begin with. If that's your solution. Now, you would stay there and fight it out until that person is liberated. And if you're not strong enough to do that, then you have no business doing the work to begin with. So that was the only part because that was for dramatic effect, right? They had to make something crazy go on. So you can forgive it on the basis that it's a good story. But everything else was actually quite well done. I haven't seen the new one, the new exorcist film that's in theaters now. I want to see it I've seen them all. In fact, we were were talking about I've had the the full collection. This used to be the definitive collection, but now they have the new movie. So yeah, they got pretty good. I mean, again, they're fanciful. They're exaggerations of the truth. But there is like bits and pieces of accuracy in there. And yeah, I liked them there. They're they're enjoyable movies to watch.

Nick VinZant 30:01

That's pretty much all the questions we got if I mean, what's kind of coming up next for you? How can people get a hold of you if they need help that kind of stuff?

Bryan D. Ouellette 30:10

Yeah, well, we have a website esoteric catholic.org, you can also just go directly to nickelodeon.org nic holean.org. They're both the same site, just different URLs to get you there. And there's a contact form there. There's a request and investigation form. There's a lot of information about the things that we do. One thing I always encourage people to do is to watch our podcast at vestiges after dark. It's every Tuesday when and season at 8pm. Eastern, you can just get there directly by going to youtube at Nickelodeon, again, Nic h o l e n, or just clicking on the links on the website on esoteric catholic.org. We're also it's a podcast so that if you want to see the video version, you can watch it on YouTube Live. If you want to listen to the podcast version, you can listen live on Spreaker. Or you can just wait until the show is finished. And then usually about a half hour later it shows up on all the platforms.

Nick VinZant 31:14

I want to thank Bishop well that so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. The YouTube version of this interview will be live on October 19 at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Have you ever seen or experienced something that you could not explain? No. Huh? There was a little bit of hesitation there.

John Shull 31:56

I mean, I had one experience when I was a teenager that I have no idea how it happens. But it happened, but I mean, it's it's not even a good story. Me and my friend. Were watching horror movies. At like, 3am I had a latch on my door as a kid. And the latch unlocked itself.

Nick VinZant 32:15

Oh, but did the door like move or anything like that?

John Shull 32:20

Yeah, the door kind of swung open a little bit. But you know, I mean, it's, I don't know, my window was open was kind of a windy night. Would it have been that windy to unlatch? A door? Probably not. But there has to be a reason because, you know, you're gonna I'm gonna go on a whole rant here. All I'm gonna say is Bigfoot isn't real. And probably neither are ghosts. I'm sorry to ruin everyone's Halloween.

Nick VinZant 32:47

Yeah, my thing with ghosts is if there was actually ghosts, I looked this up, right? I looked this up because I was bored one day, and I just was thinking about this, but I looked this up. There's been 128 billion people that they think have existed on Earth at one time. If there was actually ghosts, there will be so many ghosts. Like it wouldn't even be a question. If there were ghosts. there'd be so many of them. They'd be everywhere.

John Shull 33:13

Yes, first off, I agree 100% of that if there was a Sasquatch, if there was a Bigfoot, they would have been seen by now there would have been one documented case of these things actually being seen or found. Same with ghosts if there were really ghosts, there are really demons that can inhabit your brain. It would have been proven by now.

Nick VinZant 33:35

My only thing with that kind of stuff is you have to be either or like if you believe in this one thing you've got to believe in all of it. You got to believe in all the possibilities right? Like if you believe in ghosts then you got to believe and then you can't be there and be like well but demons that's it total BS. Like if you believe in one you've got to acknowledge the possibility of all of them.

John Shull 33:58

I mean, they usually kind of go hand in hand I think with you know if you believe in demons you believe in ghosts if you believe in the Megalodon you believe in the Loch Ness monster,

Nick VinZant 34:07

but do you have one out there conspiracy theory? Do you have one thing that like this is the only thing of that realm or ilk or whatever? That like, oh, I kind of I kind of think this might be true.

John Shull 34:19

Maybe Bigfoot because maybe it's just some deformed bear species that you know no one's ever been able to catch me. There's like six of them. And they just keep having Bigfoot babies. I don't know. Sasquatch like but once again I believe like you know like the dinosaurs right? There is at least existence like there's you know bones that they existed. That I mean there's nothing for any of these any of these. It's all folklore. It's a folklore. It's all Greek mythology. But modern day.

Nick VinZant 34:53

The only one that I kind of like oh, maybe would be the idea that we're living in a simulation. Because when I think wind I hear about like space and things like that. I'm like, no, no, the sun's not like 90. That's too big of a thing for me to even comprehend. In my mind, that would be the only reason I'd be like, if that turned out to be true. I don't think that I would be super shocked. I'd be like, you know, if I found that out after I died, I would be like, you know, I always kind of wondered,

John Shull 35:23

like, what if I'm an actor? What if you're an actor? What if our wives aren't even in love with us? What if they just play a role? And then like, you know, in 10 years, they're just gonna leave us and go be with their real families.

Nick VinZant 35:36

That would be kind of crazy. Actually, if you think about it, that like one day, people were just like, You know what, man, this is all fake. This was just a movie we were filming. We're out of here.

John Shull 35:46

Maybe our children aren't even ours. And like, you know, I don't who knows?

Nick VinZant 35:50

I just feel like if that was true, my life would be more dramatic. Like there's not I don't think that a reality TV show based around my life would be that interesting.

John Shull 36:01

Yeah, unless, like you're set up to fail, and you just keep continually choosing the right path.

Nick VinZant 36:06

Right? Like, it's a real slow burn that like one day, he's gonna get it wrong. And it turns out, this is the guy that like, dooms the human race, and we're just watching to see how it happens.

John Shull 36:17

Yeah, like, maybe you are maybe like the eye of the beholder. And for all, you know, like, You are the key to unlocking of a galaxy. And everyone's like, is this week, the week that he's finally going to eat peanut butter instead of rubbing it on his balls?

Nick VinZant 36:32

I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't know how to read and respond to that, because I was kind of like, not listening. And then the only last thing I got was peanut butter on his balls. And I was just like, I know, I don't know what to say,

John Shull 36:44

you need to become a better listener, you know that you're wanting to become a more you need to become a more astute play.

Nick VinZant 36:51

I'll be there in a minute. Now, what are we saying? I'm saying, I

John Shull 36:59

see, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Nick VinZant 37:01

D could you ever foresee a situation in which somehow in the annals of history, like the human race is doomed? And it all comes back to like it was turns out, it was John Shaw, who did it? Like they trace it back? And they're like, do you never feel like you can make one decision that could do in the human race?

John Shull 37:21

No, and I'm not even entirely sure that one person holds that power. And I'm not saying this to bring up terrible memories, because we know what's currently going on in the world. But there have been some really terrible human beings that have tried to plot things out to, you know, get rid of certain races of people. And even that has never worked. So I don't think that I'm going to be the one person that dooms humanity,

Nick VinZant 37:45

right, but it's always the bullet, you don't see common, right? You making a decision one day, and you set off a chain reaction, because you didn't check your blinker, your rearview mirror, and you cause this thing that causes the end of all of the Detroit.

John Shull 37:59

I mean, it would be kind of wild, like if I, you know, I'm driving and I accidentally sideswiped a van carrying a nuclear bomb that goes off, and then someone overseas thinks we're firing one, and then they fire one. And

Nick VinZant 38:11

that would be pretty, right. Like it could be the destruction of America could be potentially traced back to like one random person who made a mistake.

John Shull 38:20

I don't I don't really want to think about that. Because I want to be driving really cautiously. The next few days,

Nick VinZant 38:25

you could make a decision at any moment that could set off a domino effect that could doom the entire civilization.

John Shull 38:31

Well, I don't first of all, I don't think it's that dramatic.

Nick VinZant 38:34

I think it is, I think it could happen.

John Shull 38:37

No, I think you can have a series of events that can like ruin your world and other people's worlds, but I don't, I don't know that there's anything that I could be involved in that I could doom the human race with. So

Nick VinZant 38:47

we had somebody that was on here a little while ago, we had a space weather researcher, and they talked about the idea that there has to be people all over the place that closely monitor what is happening with the Sun and solar storms? Well, what if that person goes to the bathroom and like somebody else called out sick, and then in that 15 minutes, there's a solar storm that wipes out all technology on the face of the earth? Well, they didn't, because they weren't there to like shut down the equipment.

John Shull 39:13

There's always a backup to the backup, right? You can always mess up and pretty much any profession. And it's not the end of the world.

Nick VinZant 39:21

I'm as guilty as this as anybody. So when I say this, consider the fact that I include myself in this, there's one thing we can do, we can fuck something up. We can make a small mistake that will like cause all kinds of problems.

John Shull 39:36

I sure hope that whoever monitoring the sun right now is actually paying attention. Because that is kind of scary,

Nick VinZant 39:41

right? You look across you look across your screen one day, and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, wait, hey, what's gonna take a shit like, Hey, Tim, watch this YouTube video. Oh, man. Right.

John Shull 39:54

Yeah, I mean, you say I mean yes. You say that way that that could be It can be kind of scary.

Nick VinZant 40:01

Yeah, think about it. Okay.

John Shull 40:03

Oh God, I don't think it'd be world ending but it would still be pretty disastrous right that

Nick VinZant 40:09

big rocks not gonna do anything that dinosaurs just a big just one big rock

John Shull 40:17

when you think there's just one rock, you think it was two rocks?

Nick VinZant 40:19

I think it was probably just one rock and roll.

John Shull 40:23

Well, that must have been a gigantic rock.

Nick VinZant 40:25

That was a huge rock that is surprising that how little we kind of know about that right? Like, wait a minute what happened? That's gonna happen. Anybody you never think like, oh, you never think that's gonna happen to the human race? Be like,

John Shull 40:38

oh, I mean, that's what's gonna happen. At some point, there's going to be some kind of, you know, world ending something event where there'll be an asteroid again,

Nick VinZant 40:47

eventually everybody dies. Alright, let's move on.

John Shull 40:49

Hold on, do you think you'll ever see that event in our lifetime where something resets the human race?

Nick VinZant 40:59

No, well, I've said this before. So I'll make this really quick. I do live in Seattle, which is supposed to be the next time there's a big earthquake here is supposed to be the largest natural disaster of all time. So that's basically forecast to happen kind of any day now within the next 50 years. It's like a real concern here. It's a real problem. I can see something that resets it like for my life, like you're going back to zero. But my thing is, the the problem that gets you is never the one that you see, see coming. The thing that you are worried about is never as bad as it seems. And the thing that you don't think is a big deal is always much worse than it is.

John Shull 41:39

All right. Let's move on to some shout outs now, shall we? Yeah. All right. Let's say we're gonna start with an easy one here, Greg book would Darrow Ron Keogh,

Nick VinZant 41:50

Darrell or Darrow? Darrell? Oh, Darrell.

John Shull 41:56

Andrew Kim, huh. Derek Reed. Doug Bruce two first names for a entire name.

Nick VinZant 42:06

Both both names that are similar. I put Doug and Bruce on the same tier level of names and the same type of guy could be named either Doug or Bruce.

John Shull 42:17

Okay, Cam Sutton Nima and a serie Michael Wilford. Trey sneers. And Derek, dealer. Congratulations,

Nick VinZant 42:29

then a lot of Derek's on a lot of Derek's on the shout outs lately. I think there's been too many Derrick's for how many Derek's exist in society.

John Shull 42:38

Well, we appreciate every Derrick every person. And you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna go off kilter for one second and say you know what, congratulations to you. Nick VinZant.

Nick VinZant 42:47

Congratulations to you. Do you want to tell the people?

John Shull 42:49

I mean, listen, we are I don't know how it happened. I've absolutely no idea. We actually won two different awards. We weren't last. Oh, and we got we got like an editor's choice award or something. A signal Award, which is a pretty prestigious podcasting award. So yeah, I mean, it's almost like winning an Emmy. Like we just won an Emmy for podcasting.

Nick VinZant 43:10

Yeah, to give the official title, I believe we were the signal Award winner for best interview podcast.

John Shull 43:18

Absolutely something that I have no part of, but you're kind of interviewing me now. So I'll count that it's because of me, I would

Nick VinZant 43:24

consider that to be an extenuation of the show, right? You know, what, if you play in the foot doesn't matter if you play in the game at all, you're still winning, right? You may not play in the first half, you may not play in the second half. But if you see the field that counts is a win for you.

John Shull 43:37

So congratulations, those those judges, I hope listen to the worst episode imaginable, but loved it still so good for them good on them.

Nick VinZant 43:45

Do you think it's because we're good, or because everybody else was that terrible,

John Shull 43:48

though? Oh, man. I mean, I want to say it's because we're, we're that you know, everyone else was terrible. But to our credit, we were I mean, we were in a stacked category with like, high profile names and podcasts. And we were still picked out and given an award. So maybe we are good. Maybe maybe we're better than we think. I don't know

Nick VinZant 44:10

if I was Jon Stewart, or the lady from Seinfeld, Julia Louis Dreyfus, I always forget her name until just now I would fire my staff. Be like these people these two. Imagine like your Kevin Hart, who's also somebody we beat out or Jon Stewart, who is also somebody we beat out. I imagine that they're like, I wonder what this is who puts this together? And they look it up and it's me and you? Like how pissed off would you be if you like, What the I lost to this? It would be like a professional basketball team losing to like the a high school team that has five people's five people in a city with 100 people.

John Shull 44:50

I mean, it really, I mean, this really is a one and a half person operation. I'm not gonna even count myself as a full person. And yeah, some of those podcasts have 20 people 30 Uh, yeah. So yeah, I don't know if I was Jon Stewart, Kevin Hart that next morning, my first question would be, well, well, how did they win? And then my, my third question would be maybe I should offer them jobs.

Nick VinZant 45:10

But it's not technically a question. Statement.

John Shull 45:15

Can we offer them jobs?

Nick VinZant 45:17

Should I offer them?

John Shull 45:20

Alright, let's do some I got some bangers for you. Boy, okay. Would you rather have no eyebrows? Or no nose?

Nick VinZant 45:32

Well, no, no, no eyebrows, I can just draw the eyebrows on. If you've got no nose, there's not like a lot that you can do with that. The nose is a very central feature to people's faces. Have you ever

John Shull 45:45

seen somebody with drawn on eyebrows? It doesn't look normal.

Nick VinZant 45:50

Yeah, but I mean, it doesn't look less normal than not having a nose.

John Shull 45:57

I just feel like you're under estimating what the eyebrows do for your, your expressions.

Nick VinZant 46:04

I think that you're under estimating what your nose does.

John Shull 46:08

I mean, I have a pretty good nose. I just glanced at looking at it in the camera.

Nick VinZant 46:13

I'd still go back to the thing about if I have big ears or not. I can never decide. Like, yeah,

John Shull 46:19

I've been told I have gigantic ears.

Nick VinZant 46:21

Oh, I thought you actually had little ears? I would say I would describe them as little ears. I would err.

John Shull 46:27

A gigantic head.

Nick VinZant 46:28

Ah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Throws it off.

John Shull 46:32

You know what they say about gigantic heads?

Nick VinZant 46:36

Takes a big hat. cover that up?

John Shull 46:38

Yeah, yeah, pretty much just need a big hat. All right. So that one didn't go as expected. Let's try this one. Okay, would you? What would you be more fearful of running out of gas in the desert at night? Or being stuck on the top floor of a building with no way down? Hmm.

Nick VinZant 47:02

Well, running out of the gas in the middle of desert, you could probably die. That can get you in a lot of trouble. I used to live in Arizona, I made the mistake one time of hiking and 110 degree heat. And by hiking I mean, basically just kind of like walking around in a small park that wasn't like really out in the wilderness. And I probably about 30 minutes into it like, Oh, this isn't normal. I wouldn't mess with the desert man. Don't mess with water, either too much of it or not enough of it.

John Shull 47:32

I mean, you know, I don't want to put Michigan back on the map here. But trust me, you're gonna, according to all the, you know, all the research apparently in Michigan is going to become the migration capital of the world when the earth starts officially heating up to the point of no return because we are just surrounded by bodies of water.

Nick VinZant 47:55

Well, that's what it's going to take to get anybody to live in Michigan. The end of the world is the only thing that will get people to come back to Detroit. That's just literally people are going to have to be like, do you want to? The only way I'm moving to Detroit is if it's the end of the world. It's the end of the world. Okay.

John Shull 48:13

As you're talking about a city that may be wrecked forever because of a you know, an earthquake.

Nick VinZant 48:19

Yeah, but people still want to live in Seattle. It's like it's got mountains in the ocean, man. It's not got like, like, what do you got to field there? I think in Detroit, you have like an empty parking lot that people can have fun in.

John Shull 48:32

We have a football team that is doing very well. Thank you very much. Okay.

Nick VinZant 48:35

Didn't give me an event that I could go back. Big money.

John Shull 48:43

Let's see here. Last one. Halloween. How much is too much to spend on a costume? Garbage? $50 or $100?

Nick VinZant 48:55

You're asking me dude. Okay, I'm one of the cheapest people I think that most people ever met, I would say that $10 Or you should be able to make a costume with what you have in your house. I have never really understood people who invested a lot of time and energy in costumes. That to me has always been like,

John Shull 49:15

you can even buy kid costumes for under $50.

Nick VinZant 49:19

I mean, we got one. It was like 10 bucks. It was a link costume of eBay. or Amazon or one of those things. I've just never I've never really gotten into like the whole that's just too much work for Halloween.

John Shull 49:33

hasn't arrived yet this link costume? Yeah,

Nick VinZant 49:36

actually, I think he got it for Christmas because he wanted that and then we just repurposed it. My other son is going to be a tiger and we're just going to paint his face. What was what was your What was your favorite costume? Halloween costume? Your rent?

John Shull 49:47

My favorite prom probably being the Pillsbury Doughboy. How old were you? Seven or eight. I don't even remember.

Nick VinZant 49:56

That's traumatizing. I feel like that shouldn't have neck. Somebody shouldn't have allowed that. that

John Shull 50:00

I actually kind of vetoed Halloween. I don't remember going out after that until I became like a teenager. Yeah, I do. And I could see why. Yeah, yeah, that was kind of terrifying.

Nick VinZant 50:10

Sucks to Ubu. I don't know if that lifts you up?

Unknown Speaker 50:16

No, of course, is

Nick VinZant 50:17

that not an uplifting statement sucks to be.

John Shull 50:21

It's how the simulation we're living in, of course.

Nick VinZant 50:25

But what if it's just like who's simulation? Do you think we would be in my simulation or yours simulation right now?

John Shull 50:33

Maybe yours? I don't know. That's a great question.

Nick VinZant 50:37

Yeah, probably mine.

John Shull 50:39

Maybe we're both in, in a simulation. And they're just combined together.

Nick VinZant 50:44

What if we're in pods right next to each other right now? Like, we're in the matrix, and we're just sitting next to each other.

John Shull 50:51

Oh, my God, right. Like, what if we never left Florida?

Nick VinZant 50:55

What if we're not even in Florida? What if we're in space? We're just floating around in space? Because the Earth is destroyed. And they gotta man. That's so crazy.

John Shull 51:07

Yeah, like, what have my back pain is really just like that thing being plugged into my back somewhere.

Nick VinZant 51:13

Okay, are you ready for a top five?

John Shull 51:16

I am. And this I don't know, people were very disappointed in us. From what I understood about our lack of being able to come up with this top five list last week when we were kind of putting each other on the spot, so intro it and then we'll get to it.

Nick VinZant 51:32

So our top five is top five celebrities named after animals or top five celebrities with animal names. However you want to put that together either way. What's your number five.

John Shull 51:44

My number five is going to be Larry Bird and Sue bird.

Nick VinZant 51:48

Hmm. Okay, I think that's pretty low for Larry Bird. I think that he needs to be a little bit higher up on that list. I'm not sure if if Sue board Sue bird may be a legend in her sport, but I don't think that she has the overall kind of notoriety for making it up that high. That's my personal opinion.

John Shull 52:06

I agree with you. But you know, at the same point, they're both basketball players. They're both Hall of Famers or I don't know if she is willing to be anything so yeah, but yeah, so I'm alright with that. Larry and Sue bird breaking down.

Nick VinZant 52:19

Tony Hawk. My number five is Tony Hawk.

John Shull 52:23

See I think that's too high on the list for for Tony Hawk. I think that he deserves a higher spot.

Nick VinZant 52:31

I think that you didn't fully think out the animal names thing. And there's going to be that your son that you're gonna be like, Oh, I forgot about that one. I didn't think of that one. Okay, what's your number for? Seal? Does anyone know his real name?

John Shull 52:51

No, I think that's part of it. I wonder what his real what is

Nick VinZant 52:55

his real name? That's one of the few people that you only know their first name seal. Prince. Madonna. I don't think Madonna is her real name. That's obviously not her real name. What is Madonna's real name? You look up seals. We'll name all look up Madonna's real name.

John Shull 53:13

Well, I picked the hard one because seal has six names. Oh god. Seal Henry. A Lowe's gun. All you might a Dola Samuel o seals. Full Name.

Nick VinZant 53:26

Madonna has four names Madonna. Luis Veronica. Silicone, a CIC? O n e sicne. She's Italian. Oh, all right. Bay City, Michigan. Where's that? Yeah. Do you even know? Yeah, it's

John Shull 53:42

about an hour and a half north of the metro Detroit. area.

Nick VinZant 53:47

Okay. Okay. My number four is a tie between Michael J. Fox and Jamie Foxx. I think that Michael J. Fox would have been the more famous of the two had his illness not happened. But now I think you got to put Michael J Fox and Jamie Foxx on the same level.

John Shull 54:05

You know, I I thought about putting at least Michael J. Fox, Jamie Foxx or you can make an argument 204 But I they just barely missed the cut for me for top five.

Nick VinZant 54:16

I'm gonna have to see what's on yours because that's a pretty I mean, my number three is Larry Bird.

John Shull 54:26

My number three is Snoop Dogg.

Nick VinZant 54:28

Oh, but not his real name, though.

John Shull 54:33

No, but I mean, I think it's fair enough. I mean, no one knows him. If you can't tell me his real name, then he goes by his stage name

Nick VinZant 54:42

Calvin Broadus. I didn't look that up, but I think that his real name is Calvin Broadus.

John Shull 54:47

Yeah, I know. He's, I mean less. I know. It's one of the more famous ones that we know, but I'm sticking with it. Snoop Dogg has my number three

Nick VinZant 54:54

it is Calvin Broadus Calvin core days or Broadus, Jr.

John Shull 55:00

All these long elongated names

Nick VinZant 55:03

that's the secret man, everybody you got to if you want to be a big I don't know, I agree with you on Snoop Dogg. I don't feel like that should quite count. That's my personal opinion. That was my number I again my number three is Larry Bird was number two.

John Shull 55:17

So my number two this workouts my number one is as unanimous I think you have the same number one as it were, you should. But my number two I have Tony Hawk is my number two. Okay.

Nick VinZant 55:28

I have Robin Williams. Okay,

John Shull 55:31

all right. I see I once again i It's tough for me and that number five spot. I was like, so many choices.

Nick VinZant 55:39

I don't know Robin Williams. I don't know how you leave Robin Williams off the list, honestly.

John Shull 55:44

Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe pushing number one. My number one is Tiger Woods.

Nick VinZant 55:50

Yeah, Tiger Woods. I think Tiger Woods is the most famous person named after an animal. What

John Shull 55:56

I love is that we both had completely different two through fives. But it's like yeah, number one is unanimous.

Nick VinZant 56:02

Tiger Woods was probably one of the probably the most famous person in the world at one time. And he changed the game that he played in and even after how many years since he's been really really good. He's still a big draw. Like I'll watch a golf tournament because Tiger Woods is playing with no caring of what anything else like Go Tigers playing.

John Shull 56:26

Yeah, I mean for what he was able to do and the crowd he was able to draw like yeah, it's that's not even part of it. Just he has it's a cool name. His name is first name is Tiger. I mean, that's awesome.

Nick VinZant 56:37

Which is crazy because his first name and he's like his name is Tiger. But his other name is eldritch which is like the exact opposite, right? Like give him a cool name. And then a really dorky name. Watching your honorable mention I have so many good ones in my model. Honorable mention.

John Shull 56:54

You mentioned a few. So it's and you have a bunch of said to that I'll throw out there Raven Simone. Oh, that's a good one. I didn't think of that. And Bear Gryllus

Nick VinZant 57:06

I don't know who that is. I have heard that name. But I've never actually seen that person or anything that he's ever done.

John Shull 57:14

I mean, he's really famous as being an outdoorsman, and survivalist and all that. But, you know, if you don't watch a lot of cable TV, you probably wouldn't have access to him. I would imagine. I really thought his name was Bear Grylls appears real. Maybe it's grills. I'm pretty sure it's grill us though.

Nick VinZant 57:33

Okay, I'm going to start I'm going to you just tell me. No, I'm just gonna start saying I'm Lance Bass.

Unknown Speaker 57:41

Yeah, yes.

Nick VinZant 57:43

Continue on the fish theme, Mike Trout. Yep. Switching it up a little bit. John Cougar Mellencamp.

John Shull 57:53

Okay, all right. I like that. Yep. One you

Nick VinZant 57:56

may not think of but then once you realize you're like, Oh, yeah. Jay Leno.

John Shull 58:04

Okay, all right. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 58:05

Jay Leno is a good one, right. You don't necessarily

John Shull 58:09

associate the two but yeah, okay.

Nick VinZant 58:12

Wolf Blitzer.

John Shull 58:16

Oh, that's a good one. That is a good,

Nick VinZant 58:17

that's a good one to name I think what's real name? That takes balls, especially of all the guys like that's not a guy was Wolf, Isaac Blitzer. That's his real name. Wow. That takes some balls, especially he was born in 1948. So somebody in the 1950s was like that kid's name is Wolf.

John Shull 58:41

Which means Yeah, I mean, I had a couple more.

Nick VinZant 58:44

I'll go further. Oh, go for

John Shull 58:46

a baby. Megan Fox.

Nick VinZant 58:49

Yeah, not the same tear as any other foxes. But yes. Sheryl Crow. Oh, yeah. That's she she could make a run for it. She could make a run for it.

John Shull 59:01

In my personal favorites, Newt Gingrich.

Nick VinZant 59:05

Yeah. Yeah. Um, this one's older Florence Nightingale.

John Shull 59:12

Florence Nightingale, okay. Yeah. Yep.

Nick VinZant 59:15

I think he was a singer. He may was used as a singer or he was an actor, but Adam ain't.

John Shull 59:20

Yeah, at a man he wasn't. He wasn't

Nick VinZant 59:23

a singer. Oh, okay. That's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it doesn't have to be some big thing. Just a couple of quick words. And let us know who you think are some of the best celebrities with animal names. I think it's really hard to be Tiger Woods. I think he's a clear number one. Robin Williams can give him a run for the money. But after that, there's a lot of people that could go in that top five Live



Occult Historian Dr. Brian Regal

Witchcraft, Divination, Alchemy, Satanism, occult practices take many forms and historian Dr. Brian Regal studies them all. We talk the history of the occult, how occult practices have influenced different aspects of society and the real difference between the occult and religion. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Fictional Witches.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode the occult, and witches,

Dr. Brian Regal 0:21

it can turn deadly. We have, we have a number of cases where, where young people get into this. And the next thing you know, they're out killing people, all of our modern cookbooks basically evolve out of these occult witches spell books, this has got to be part of a much wider conspiracy of people doing terrible things. And next thing you know, you have, you know, researchers, journalists, who are taking every single weird murder case, and looking at Oh, they were part of this grand conspiracy you,

Nick VinZant 0:58

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it, it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest studies the occult, its history, its influence and where it's going. This is a cult historian, Dr. Brian regal. What is the occult? Like what makes something of the occult versus not of the occult?

Dr. Brian Regal 1:33

Oh, well, that's not an easy question to answer. The word occult simply means hidden. Everybody thinks it has some sort of mystical, magical meaning to it, it just simply means something that's not hidden, or is hidden. If you consider religion and occult practice, then there's tons of it. But, you know, most religions have sort of aspects to them, belief systems to them, that we could call a cult, they, of course, would get very upset. If you say it's a cult, if I'm just if I just say, without any details. Here's an organization that venerates a dead person who was killed and came back to life. And then we venerate all these other people who died, and we can talk to them. And if you talk to them in just the right way, they will then go to the great deity, and will bring your ideas to the great deity. And everybody goes, Oh, yeah, okay, that sounds like the occult. And then I say, well, that's Christianity. Oh, no, that's not the occult, you know. So it all depends upon kind of our, our position here now, in the Americas and North America, you don't really get the embracing of this thing we vaguely call the occult, in a way that happens in other places. The thing the sort of occult practice, that catches on first, in what is then known as British North America, is astrology. Astrology comes over with those early settlers, early immigrants, one of the things that it gets involved in back in Europe is medical astrology. You go to a doctor, the first thing they ask you is what's your birthday. And then they cast your horoscope. And by casting your horoscope, this is a little convoluted, so you got to stick with me. By casting your horoscope they can figure out what's wrong with you, and how to fix it. And the fixing, didn't involve like blood transfusions or anything like that. It involves figuring out the right, Crystal talisman to give you to where, because illness was seen as something that came from the spheres that is outside the earth. And these emanations came down and came down to the earth and got into you got into me gets into everybody. And if you get bad emanations, that's what makes you sick. So the medical astrologer would try to figure out, you know, what's your star sign, all that sort of thing. And you you sort of do this sort of algorithm, as it were, and you come up with being okay, you should be carrying a piece of turquoise. And that would theoretically at least, prevent the bad emanations from reaching you. So you could block the bad emanations through the use of astrology. And conversely, you could bring in the good emanations to make you healthy and keep you healthy. And so that sort of thing continues to this day. I mean, The crystal healing is still a thing.

Nick VinZant 5:02

What would you say kind of so okay so we have astrology What would you say is kind of the next biggest occult practice or idea or whatever you want to call it that kind of comes into society.

Dr. Brian Regal 5:14

I would argue that that spiritualism, spiritualism, hits here in the US, the US by now in the 1840s. In Hyattsville, New York, we can actually find a spot. This is where it begins. And with the fox family, the fox sisters, there's three flock sisters, and they live in this tiny little house. Hyattsville, New York, upstate New York. And the sisters kind of little house with like, one main floor, Ridge, the big room, and then like an attic space, and the sisters live in the attic space. And the dad starts getting upset, because in the middle of the night, he starts hearing these sort of, like knocking on wood sounds. And he climbs up the ladder and he looks and they're asleep. So it goes back down next night. Knocking wood sounds clients back what was going on? Nothing. So finally he confronts his his daughters. Why are you making those banging sounds and now you're keeping me and your mother up? We're not doing that. That's been done by Mr. Split foot. And so it turns out that they think they have contacted a spirit. Now, who might miss their split foot be? Have no idea? The devil the devil,

Nick VinZant 6:51

or the guy that the clove and who's the COVID? Who

Dr. Brian Regal 6:56

people start freaking out because you know, these wacky Hyde sisters, they're talking to the devil? Because eventually what happens is they say, Well, Mr. Split foot talks to us by making rapping sounds, and we figured out how to make rapping sounds back to speak to him. And this spreads like wildfire. local pastor comes over, you know, at the, the the fox house is haunted. But they start getting followers, and people start saying, wait a minute, if you can do this, can you teach me how to do it? I want to contact my dead relatives. And so they start so yeah, okay, well, you just do this, and you do that. And you, you work out a code system, and you can talk to your dead relatives. And it becomes hugely popular. And eventually, years later, the fox sisters will admit that they were just making the whole thing up, you know, they weren't actually talking to a spirit but by then it doesn't matter. The genies out of the bottle. This becomes a huge thing. It's very popular throughout America, and you even get practitioners mediums that tour, they actually go on like a rock and roll band touring. And so these, these traveling, seance people mediums start making tons of money. There's an example a woman named chorus, Scott, chorus got hatch, very attractive, very cuddly, and she starts doing this and she is usually popular, because you take this ability to talk to spirits and stick it in a hot baby. And you know, all bets are off. You have this spread of spiritualism and one of the things that comes out of that is the Ouija board. astrologist kind of astrology and spiritualism. They're so the high end occult practices. But then you have a lot of these little people running around. Individual people who never get famous, we never know who they are. But they're running around doing occult things, in particular stuff like divination and dowsing. Dowsing is another very popular in URL in colonial America or early America. Dowsing is this idea. That if you are if you as an individual, if you are attuned to the spirit world, you can take a stick. And if you hold in just the right way, and you walk around, you can find water. You have witchcraft, which also was extremely difficult to define. You have witches you don't have huge numbers of witches like supposedly there were in Europe. We do have to The infamous witch trials the witch craze of the 1700s going on around Boston. But the issue there is, as far as we know, none of the people who were put on trial for witchcraft were actually witches.

Nick VinZant 10:15

They weren't witches in the sense that like, No, they weren't witches, or like they weren't even claiming to be witches,

Dr. Brian Regal 10:20

right? They weren't even claiming. So any sort of folk medicine, folk practice was automatically labeled witchcraft. So if you again, remember that this is a time in American history where people don't live in cities, there's very few doctors around there are certain medical schools in the US at this time. So if you wanted to really become a doctor, go to medical school, you had to go overseas. So most, most doctors in North America were self taught women, mostly because this, this seems to have been mostly a women's profession, if you will. And they start writing this stuff down. And so they start creating what we call today spell books. Back then, they were called grim law, you have to say, with an outrageous French accent. And this, these books, they would write stuff down, and does it take care of this? Oh, and this is how you make a really delicious cake. And so you start to get these spellbooks that are part of a cult, medicine, part, astrology, part cookbook, all of our modern cookbooks basically evolve out of these occult witches spell books. And we don't think of a cookbook today as a, you know, as some sort of sorcery. But that's where it all comes from. And so it's, it's in that way, that occult practice spreads throughout US culture. But the witch trials that in the 1790s in Boston are not really I'm sorry, 1760s are not really about witches. It's about stealing land. Because if you don't like your neighbor, right, and your neighbor has a nice piece of land, and you want to buy it and your neighbor won't sell it to you, all you got to do is go to the authorities and say my neighbor is a witch, I've seen them flying around on a broom, they get arrested, they get put in jail, they get put on trial. And even if they don't get executed by the state, by the time they come back, you have bought their land. So by making accusations you get it's it's no different today. Then accusing someone of being woke. It's not about the stuff. It's about labeling someone you don't like as a bad person. But luckily, the Witch craze here in America doesn't really reach the kind of homicidal genocidal levels it does in Europe. Hundreds of 1000s of people are executed in Europe for being witches and werewolves to most people don't realize there were actually werewolf trials, in in medieval and early modern Europe now jumped forward. Throughout most of the 19th century, a coats, buckle practices were done very privately, but into the 20th century, specially post World War Two, you start to get a kind of resurgence. Particularly in California, you have Anton LaVey, who is the guy who creates the the Church of Satan, the modern church of Satan. And he's a great self promoter. And he's in California. And this is the 1960s. And he had the love movement. And people are running around they want to they want to experiment with new things. Drug use is on the rise. And so he starts this thing that becomes very popular because people think, Oh, absolutely. This is a way I can show rebellion. I'll be a Satan worshiper. The problem is Anton LaVey and his people, they don't really think Satan is real. To them, Satan or the Devil, whatever you want to call is a metaphor for rebellion against conformity as a way of expanding your consciousness. But people who don't understand that they think they're really actually

Nick VinZant 14:46

worshipping Satan

Dr. Brian Regal 14:47

worshipping the devil. What what most people today most people what they think is the occult isn't really they've gained most of most of our modern understanding or thought to be understanding of occult practices of witchcraft. devil worship is all from the movies.

Nick VinZant 15:11

Yeah, that's what kind of the impression that I got right was a lot of this stuff is more a creation of the media than what is actually being practiced. Right? Of course. What What would you say that occultism kind of in practice, like, what does that look like today?

Dr. Brian Regal 15:27

Well, it doesn't really look like most people think it does. They're not not sacrificing virgins on an altar, you know, in some hidden dungeon, the vast majority of occult practitioners today you wouldn't even recognize them, because they're, they look like everybody else. There's a lot of spirit belief that you can achieve a kind of oneness with the universe by by chanting certain prayers. And again, the the, the crystal healing thing is is a major holdover from those early days. And so that's why if you go into you know, a witch store, what do they sell and mostly in the in the window crystals, because it's still believed that the crystal can be something to sort of focus energy, pulling the good emanations chase the bad emanations away. Today's modern occult practitioners don't really fit the stereotype, the movie TV stereotype, and anybody who does is faking?

Nick VinZant 16:41

Yeah, they're they're putting on an act, right? Like it's more for the attention aspect,

Dr. Brian Regal 16:45

right? That's why you get these groups. You know, they're usually teenagers who start to you know, oh, we're going to become Satan worshipers and we found an old house somewhere in the woods, and we're gonna go in there, we're gonna paint pentagrams on the wall and do all this stuff. And it's about self empowerment. The people who often do that fake sort of Satanists witchcraft stuff. They're people who feel they have no power in the world. How do I get it? If I be if I worship Satan, I can get power. If I become a witch, I can get power. Real, real witches. Don't do that. You know, because that's not what they're about. And the problem with that is unfortunately, like, we can sit here and sort of laugh at it a little bit. Oh, Satan worship or, you know, tell Satan, I said, Hi. And next time you're talking to him, it can turn deadly. We have we have a number of cases where, where young people get into this. And the next thing, you know, they're out killing people. Because well, Satan wanted me to do this. If you remember, some years ago, there was the infamous Son of Sam. Yeah, yeah, New York. And they caught the catch the guy and you know, I was talking to a dog. And you know, I'm a Satanist. And we're doing all this stuff. It turns out, and people looked at this list, and oh, my God, this is just the tip of the iceberg. There are these satanic groups. We even call it the Satanic Panic. It happens here in America, and it happens in England as well. This has got to be part of a much wider conspiracy of people doing terrible things. And next thing you know, you have, you know, researchers, journalists, who are taking every single weird murder case, and looking at Oh, they were part of this grand conspiracy, you know, Charles Manson is part of his thing. And you know, every every weird, disturbing murder they could find, they somehow hook it up to this.

Nick VinZant 18:52

Why do you think though that some things right, okay, even if it kind of sounds like a very similar thing between the occult and religion, why does some things get classified as the cult and some things get classified as religion?

Dr. Brian Regal 19:05

Because we do religion, you do the occult.

Nick VinZant 19:10

It's that simple, right? It's not who's doing it. It's not what they're doing. It's who's doing it.

Dr. Brian Regal 19:14

If we do it, it's okay. If they do it, it's wrong.

Nick VinZant 19:19

Is there any kind of fundamental difference? They would say, okay, these two things seemed the same on the surface. But underneath there's there is something that people just feel differently about,

Dr. Brian Regal 19:30

you know, I, I'm a historian, I'm not a psychologist, so I don't really have the, the training or the skills to really explain that, but take any religion. Take the names off of it. And just say, here's the fundamental structure of what this religion does. And compare it to, you know, compare them. You can't tell the difference between you know, even a main Stream religion and, and the occult practice, witchcraft practice. It's all fundamentally the same. The practitioners are trying to gain some connection to the divine. One of the things you notice about religions in general, whether it's the Western Abrahamic religions, you know, Judaism, Christianity, or, or Islam, or or Eastern religions, like Buddhism, or Hinduism, or Shinto ism, or Jainism, it's all about knowing that we humans are until we meet real space aliens, and we haven't yet. Sorry, I had to break that to you. But there's no evidence space aliens have ever come here. That doesn't mean they're not out there, they just haven't come here. Until we find out that there are really space aliens, where it and we are we humans, we are the worst creatures in the universe. And when we're not doing horrible things, we're trying to figure out how to clean ourselves up so that we can contact the divine. That's what most religions are about. That's what witchcraft is about. And, you know, we want to somehow shed this horrible, awful mortal live life of ours, and find something better in the spirit world and heaven in Nirvana. You know, wherever, wherever you think the place to be is. That's what we're trying to do. And they all basically take the same approach, clean yourself up, get right with the spirit world, and you get to go to heaven or whatever.

Nick VinZant 21:46

There is, I think it would be really difficult to explain to somebody what, like, what's the difference between a spell and a prayer? Right? I guess is it more based on right? Like, I always kind of go back to the metaphor of high school, right? Like the cool kids in high school are religious, and the weird kids are a cold. There you go. Is it that simple?

Dr. Brian Regal 22:08

I think it is, you know, it's that stupidly, idiotically simple.

Nick VinZant 22:13

If one is the lowest and 10 is the highest. What do you think is like the influence of the occult on American society? Like, where would you put it on that scale?

Dr. Brian Regal 22:25

I'd say five or six.

Nick VinZant 22:27

Is there any evidence, though, that following the occult path, takes people to a place that following the religious path does not? I don't think so. I would say mainstream religions, at least like I was raised in a mainstream religion, but there's a hope there. Is there the same kind of hope in occult practices?

Dr. Brian Regal 22:48

Yeah, I think there is. That's why they do it.

Nick VinZant 22:51

It really isn't any different than I don't

Dr. Brian Regal 22:55

I don't think so. I mean, there's probably a lot of very devout religions, listening to them right now screaming at me, on on their computer, but I I study this stuff for a living. And I teach this stuff for a living. And, again, I would love to be able to say, Look, don't worry, when no matter what happens in this life, when you die, if you've been a good person, you'll get to go to this nice place. Or you'll see these people that in your life that you've loved, that you've lost, you'll be able to see them again. I have no evidence that that happens. I wish it did. I would be so happy. If when I die, I open my eyes. And there's all these people I would love for that to happen. The spiritual is cold, it's summer land. That's where all the spirits were. And you could go to summer land. Because it was always nice. The weather was always nice. Everybody was dressed in like bitch and Victorian outfits, you know. And you could speak to Ben Franklin, or you could speak to George Washington. Or you could speak to Siddhartha, or you could meet Jesus. And you you'd have these sort of endless Garden Parties, where you could say the weather was always wonderful, and everybody's in great outfits. It would be great that that was a real thing. I just don't think I just don't think there is.

Nick VinZant 24:36

I hope that's what I would hope right? Like if something happens, and whatever it is, is like, I just hope whoever's like, you want to go again. Like yeah, go again.

Dr. Brian Regal 24:45

Try it. Well, you know, Hindus and Buddhists believe in reincarnation. Yeah. Because they believe that you are so awful. You are so you're such a filthy human being that you can't clean yourself up and just one Lifetime. Why don't we so you need multiple lifetimes. The western Abrahamic religion in Judaism, Christianity, Islam, their thinking is very linear, you have a beginning, a middle and an end. And that's it. If you can find that you get one shot at finding salvation, if you don't get it, you're done. But many polytheistic religions like Hinduism or Buddhism, they recognize that human beings are awful. And you can't achieve this thing in one lifetime. So you get a bunch of goes at it.

Nick VinZant 25:38

What's what's the reason, though, that we always have to be awful? Like, are there any occult practices or like, you know what, maybe we're not that bad?

Dr. Brian Regal 25:45

Well, that's, you know, that's a great philosophical issue. I can use the example in, in, in the Western experience, we have this thing that we call the enlightenment, this period, sort of like the middle of the 1600s, through about, you know, 1800 or so. And you get all these famous philosophers. Well, those guys, they make your read in, you know, in intro to philosophy in college. And you have these two guys, you have John Locke, and you have Thomas Hobbes. And they're often held up as kind of the poster children for this question. Locke said, human beings are born basically good. And if people are left to them their own devices, they will behave well. Hobbes said, No, people are basically awful. And they will stab you shoot you, Rob, they will kill their mothers for 50 cents. And so Locke said, well, we should have less government because people are adult enough to live their lives in a decent way. And POB said, No, we have to have a leviathan, a huge government, that forces you to be good with the threat of punishment, whether it's, you know, ball, or Santa Lucia, and they will, they will sort of fix me, you know, they'll take my, my problems to a sort of a higher authority, and then everything will get, I don't see a difference between that the idea is the same, the end game is the same.

Nick VinZant 27:34

Why do you think then some people have such a harsh reaction to it, right? Like, you're doing what, you know, they get the right, like, Why do you think that there's such a reaction, even though these two concepts may be pretty similar?

Dr. Brian Regal 27:47

Because what I do is okay, what you do is wrong.

Nick VinZant 27:51

Kind of looking back at some of the more like, I guess, historical or societal, or whatever kind of definitions you want to give on that one? Like, are there some occult ideas that have kind of crept into the mainstream? Like you would say, like, oh, that's kind of an occult idea that is now more in the mainstream society?

Dr. Brian Regal 28:09

Well, astrology is that easy example that spirit mediums are still everywhere, you know, you can go to you can go to a spirit medium and they'll they'll cast your horoscope and has it

Nick VinZant 28:20

has it crept into like government at all?

Dr. Brian Regal 28:22

Well, Ronald Reagan had a personal astrologer

Nick VinZant 28:27

Yeah, that's pretty high up there. Right. When you got the President of the United States, okay, much

Dr. Brian Regal 28:30

higher than President United States. And so if the president can can believe in this, I'm willing to bet I don't have any evidence. I can't say a name. Only because I don't know. But I would not be surprised if we find out that there's there's a number of current elected officials in our government who believe this stuff is real.

Nick VinZant 28:53

Um, do you have some time for some listeners submitted questions? Sure, most unique occult concept like oh, that's an occult practice that is pretty different from anything else.

Dr. Brian Regal 29:05

I can't think of anything that's like really, you know, this the mainstream of Wicca let's say they do this. And then you have this Oh, off shoe that does something very different. I can't think of anything like that.

Nick VinZant 29:19

Is there anything even kind of close to like, Oh, that's a little different.

Dr. Brian Regal 29:22

Yeah. And, and like I said before, most most practices that that the average person thinks, oh, that's a witchcraft thing, or that's a Satan thing or whatever. aren't really a thing. Because it comes out of there. They're all ideas invented for movies and TV.

Nick VinZant 29:41

That leads us into the next question like movie with the best description the best movie or TV show with the best depiction of the occult movie or TV show with the worst depiction.

Dr. Brian Regal 29:53

You I might fall back on an old faithful and mentioned the exorcist but you That's not I'm not sure if that's really a cult movie, as it were. Because Kath, the Catholic Church believes that people can get taken over by evil spirits. But I don't think there's really, maybe the viewers would know this better, I don't think is really a movie or TV show that that a practicing witch would look at and say, Wow, that's really like what I do. And I think that's because the reality is most witchcraft is kind of boring.

Nick VinZant 30:34

This one just I don't know if this is a thing, like, it just says, what's up with the dollar bill? I hate this question. And I hate this question. It's

Dr. Brian Regal 30:49

I, you know, it makes me crazy. The minute I hear the name, Freemason, or Illuminati, I just want to kill the person who's asking me the question. Oh, man, Founding Fathers man. They were all Masons man, they were in the Illuminati man knew him out, he controls the world. The reason why this is a pet peeve, for me, the reason why Ben Franklin and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and all those guys, the guys are called founding fathers. The reason they were Freemasons is because when modern Masonry is put together, because people always try to connect this somehow to ancient Egypt. But modern masonry begins, as a way, a reaction against monarchy, and against government repression. Because remember, until the US is created, every country in the world is some kind of monarchy. And the people who start Freemasonry are the Illuminati. And the reason why they start as secret societies, is because if, let's say if you're in early modern France, and you have a monarchy, that is using the police using the military to crack down on anybody who gets even a whiff of anti monarchy, they send the troops in. So you're not going to want to discuss this stuff out in the open. You want to discuss it with like minded people who you know, won't rat you out to the authorities. And so both the Masons and the Illuminati start as he's kind of pro democracy, pro freedom organizations, that we will, we have to keep it secret. But while it's similar, we're going to work to try to put together political structures that will help us get rid of the monarchy and, and bring in freedom and democracy and all those things we like. That's why the that's why the the founding fathers are all into this, because what's the revolute American Revolution is all about is about kicking out the the British Empire kicking out the monarchy. And so you wouldn't say that out loud in the open, because you would never know who's listening. And so they create these things as, as secret societies, and the dollar bill. The dollar, the dollar bill we know and love today is a modern institution. It's basically a 20th century invention. And so you have all these people running around, who want to tell you about, oh, man, there's all this stuff. It's secret coded stuff and the dollar bill, man, you know, if you've, if you fold $1 bill up just the right way, you know, it's show Solomon's temple, and that's where the Ark of the Covenant was. And it makes you crazy, because it's all nonsense.

Nick VinZant 34:08

That's exactly what the Illuminati wants you to think, though, isn't it?

Dr. Brian Regal 34:13

Your crafted dude.

Nick VinZant 34:15

can't fool me.

Dr. Brian Regal 34:17

I'm no sheeple.

Nick VinZant 34:19

It's kind of the last question we got. But basically, like, where do you think that the occult goes from here? Does it fundamentally change? Does it like start incorporating robots and AI? Or is it same? Same thing?

Dr. Brian Regal 34:34

I don't know. There's there's a in my late partner, she was also a historian. Her area of of especially was the history of robotics. And within the world of robotics, there's this concept of the singularity. And the singularity is the idea that technology will the way technology is progressing. It will get to a point in the not that distant future where we can take depending upon who you who you talk to about this, take your brain and stick in a robot. And so, you the, you know, who you are as an individual as a person will be in this machine. And so the machine will last. And if the machine breaks down, it can change parts and things. But humans and machines will essentially kind of merge together. And there are some roboticists who think this is a real thing, or can be a real thing. There are some who say, No, that's crazy, you know, you're never going to really be able to do that. But that might that might be the the next phase of it

Nick VinZant 35:53

is the practice of the call, would you say that is more popular now than it has been in years past? Going up Going down staying the same?

Dr. Brian Regal 36:02

It's probably staying the same. You know, it's, it's sort of has a level, sometimes it goes up a little bit, sometimes it goes down a little bit. And I like, oh, oh, no, I was just gonna say, you know, I know, I'm not an occult practitioner. I'm not a witch. I'm not a sorcerer, of any kind. But I've known and still know, some people who actively engage in this in this behavior. And of all the people I know, then the nicest,

Nick VinZant 36:33

at what time period? Would you say that the occult was biggest. And like, countries where it is the biggest, since the

Dr. Brian Regal 36:43

fall of communism, for example, I think sort of a cult ideas are seeing a little bit of a resurgence in, in Russia in some of the Slavic countries. In Africa, there has there's been this kind of surge throughout the 20th century, and unfortunately, has taken on some really awful aspects. Several years ago, there were a series of murders in Africa of albino people. Because the idea of spread that albino people are somehow, you know, wizards and sorcerers. And so these poor people are, you know, be chased around hacked to death, because of some idiotic belief system that isn't, you know, meat, that doesn't mean anything. And so there are places like that around. I think, probably that kind of stuff currently sees most of its popularity in Africa. And, you know, it's like the teenagers getting into Satanism. They have no power. They've been, you know, spit on their whole lives. Here's a way I can gain some little bit of power for myself. And I think that's a similar thing going on, in places in Africa and not everywhere. But there are these kind of pockets. Where people have come to believe these these things that, you know, okay, if you believe in Bigfoot, I don't believe in Bigfoot. I wrote a book about Bigfoot. There's no Bigfoot. But if you believe in Bigfoot, so what, you know, it's not the end of the world. But there are some of these practices, some of these occult practices that that lead to violence lead to homicide. In no greater numbers, no greater numbers than Christianity does, or Islam does, or, or Hinduism does. But we tend to focus on you know, the when when a guy walks into a Burger King, and shoots every buddy with a machine gun and says, Jesus told me to do this. That's horrible. And it's awful. But if somebody walked in and did the same thing said, The devil made me do this. I'm a Satan worshiper, that's gonna get all the headlines.

Nick VinZant 39:05

Um, is there anything that we kind of think that we missed, or what's kind of coming up next for you, if people want to learn more, more?

Dr. Brian Regal 39:12

Well, you can go to my my web page. Just google my name, you'll get my Kane University webpage. You can see the classes I teach. You can see the books I've written the book that I just had come out is about myths and legends about who, you know, really discovered America. And there's a lot of wacky occult stuff in there. And, you know, I've written books on Bigfoot and on the Jersey Devil, and the Cyclopedia of pseudoscience has got a lot of occult stuff in it. And you can read my I've done over the years, I've done a bunch of Op Ed pieces on various different topics, too. and articles that you can download for free. There's an article in there that I wrote a few years ago about werewolves, which cause the, the werewolf community of Brooklyn to threaten me.

Nick VinZant 40:10

You got to watch it like even if it's,

Dr. Brian Regal 40:14

that give you a little insight view of my life.

Nick VinZant 40:18

Wait, what's the occult thing about who discovered America?

Dr. Brian Regal 40:22

There are people who believe that that witches came to America before Columbus, that ancient Greek code practitioners found their way here. It all before Columbus is, these are all stories about people came to America before Columbus, and Carthaginians who came to Oklahoma, you know, and that there's there's evidence there and that Vikings came here, not the Vikings that we know came here because there were Vikings who did come here, up in Nova Scotia. But there are sort of the other Viking belief system about Leif Erickson and his homicidal sister fritas. Who goes around hacking people up with an axe and you know, so there's there's some interesting stuff there. Columbus even said he saw manatees that's that talked Leif Erickson said he's, there are these creatures at of of European tradition, called the skip ODI. These are people with one giant foot as a two little feet in one huge and they hop around on ones. And Leif Erickson. According to the Finland sagas, he saw one of these things hopping around, you know, New England somewhere. And so, you know, it's, it's my, the focus of my work is on the relationship between amateur speculators and professional scholars. And so there's tons of that in the discovery American discovery myths.

Nick VinZant 42:10

I want to thank Dr. Regal, so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram, and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. The YouTube version of this interview will be live on October 12, at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now, let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. So if you had your wish, like what do you hope happens after you die?

John Shull 42:45

Oh, I mean, what I want to have happen is everything that I didn't have in reality I would want in the afterlife. That's it. That's it. I mean, yeah. I mean, I mean, I'd have to see what's happening. Like if I died, right, like, I wouldn't want to make that determination. Until I found out what the afterlife was going to be like. It is, you know, it is scary to think about though, however. Like, what if you do pass on? And it's just your soul? Like, that's it like you're not even you? You're just like this floating ball of you. Like, it's kind of it is kind of interesting to think about what really happens when you do pass on.

Nick VinZant 43:29

What if you're just stuck in the coffin forever? Heavy, terrible, man. That'd be the worst.

John Shull 43:36

Yeah, I mean, obviously, eventually you Well, I guess if you're already dead, then you're just no, that sounds terrible.

Nick VinZant 43:43

That's that'd be the worst thing. Right? That would be the worst thing just to be there forever.

John Shull 43:49

Yeah, I forever for whatever reason, I just immediately started just wanting to eat fruit now, and go work out tonight. So thank you, you gotta

Nick VinZant 43:57

delay that as long as possible.

John Shull 44:00

Right, but, but I'm also you know, I tried to be a realist and there probably isn't anything. When you pass on right? There's probably not a whole lot. But what what does happen? That's it is a it's an incredible question. But I, I just I fail to see the light, so to speak. I don't know if there is something beyond just death.

Nick VinZant 44:24

The only thing that I would really want besides like, the ability to see my friends and family again, I would like like a review of my life. Like, oh, if you would have made this decision here, you could have done this. Or if you would have made this decision here. You would have been here like a post mortem of my own life where we just go over like all of the different things that could have happened to me.

John Shull 44:48

I mean, it's I guess it all goes into the Do you believe in? Is fate real? Is there a predetermined order of your life before you even get out of The vagina?

Nick VinZant 45:01

I think so in the sense that you're much of your life is predetermined by your genetics and where you are born. I think that there's fate in that sense, you're really kind of not changing that, right? Like, you and I are never going to be pro basketball players.

John Shull 45:16

Yeah, man. It's, I mean, listen, we don't we don't usually go down this path very often with, you know, life and things. But it is interesting to think I, I don't know, if you have everything when you're born, I feel the same way you do that I think you're born into it. But I don't think you're born with an already predetermined, you know, disposition, I guess.

Nick VinZant 45:40

I kind of think that you are, I kind of think that you're born in a general direction. And then maybe you can make some choices that can change that. But I don't think that people for the most part, are really super responsible for either their success or their failure, that you are always kind of gonna be in that one place. And maybe a twist of fate or a twist of luck. Got You Here and got you there. But for the most part, I think that most of the formative decisions of your life are pretty much all decided by your genetics at birth in your environment at home.

John Shull 46:18

Well, I mean, like, like us meeting, if I never took the job if you never took the job. What if we had just stayed in our hometowns? There would have never been Nick and John, can you imagine that the world would have been left without r us as a team,

Nick VinZant 46:33

there would be at least five people who would be disappointed by that.

John Shull 46:39

Everyone who voted for the signal awards, there had to be at least

Nick VinZant 46:42

five of them. We didn't get last. I know that we didn't get last, which is a major achievement, considering that we're up against like Kevin Hart, and the lady from Seinfeld, and somebody on Netflix. And Jon Stewart, like I when I was when I saw that we didn't get last in voting. I was shocked.

John Shull 46:59

I actually think the last I checked, we were actually tied for second to last. We weren't even like second to last alone. Oh, so we

Nick VinZant 47:07

could have been as high as third from the bottom.

John Shull 47:10

Yeah, technically, we were because there was a podcast below us. And then we were tied with another podcast for you know, whatever that position you want to call it.

Nick VinZant 47:20

So out of six, so we could have been third out of six. That's not that bad.

John Shull 47:25

Not that bad. Especially when, how many votes were casted, like, 200,000?

Nick VinZant 47:32

I don't think it was all in our category. I mean, if then we're

John Shull 47:36

going, we're going that we're going 200,000

Nick VinZant 47:39

Okay, all right. Well, then probably anybody who voted for us was probably thinking of something else. Or they were just ironic voting which will take Yeah, I'll take that nice, big deep sigh out.

John Shull 47:51

Yeah, you got to breathe. You know, I'm learning that as you get older, you got to breathe.

Nick VinZant 47:55

How long? How long do you think you could hold your breath?

John Shull 48:00

Like if I if I'm trying to, like, challenge myself,

Nick VinZant 48:04

try it right now at all time it

John Shull 48:08

okay, I mean, well, I got I gotta, I gotta get a good breath in. So okay, go

Nick VinZant 48:15

pinch your nose. No breathing out of your nose. Don't like hurts yourself. Like go until you kind of start to lose your breath. Because we don't have that much time. I've already forgotten 20 seconds. You. This 20 seconds

John Shull 48:34

made me laugh? No. I mean, I challenged myself before just randomly. I've done a minute. I think the most I've ever done is a minute. 15 dry. So

Nick VinZant 48:42

wait a minute, how old are you?

John Shull 48:45

And this is what this is. sometime within the pandemic. I don't remember exactly when but

Nick VinZant 48:49

were you around other people? Or were you just like one day? I'm going to see how long

John Shull 48:54

story but I don't really want to tell where I was in why I did it.

Nick VinZant 49:00

Why not? What were you doing? Cuz it's

John Shull 49:03

lame. And it's not that great. It's actually kind of pathetic. Okay,

Nick VinZant 49:07

well then go ahead and tell us.

John Shull 49:10

I was laying in bed. And I was trying to fall asleep. And I was like, I was like, Man, I'll try. I don't know if people count sheet. Maybe I'll see. You know, maybe the less oxygen to my brain will cause me to go to sleep. I don't know. So

Nick VinZant 49:27

you timed it though?

John Shull 49:28

I did. Yeah. Yep.

Nick VinZant 49:31

Did you fall asleep afterwards? Did it work?

John Shull 49:33

I mean, I'm guessing because I yeah, I mean, I woke up the next morning. I do find it you know, speaking of that, I do find it interesting that your body is so reactive and smart that it will not let you you know choke yourself out or like not breathe like it will eventually your body will force you to breathe.

Nick VinZant 49:55

Yeah, I mean if he does that what happened to you?

John Shull 49:59

Know, and I I think I know where you might be going with this. And no, it was not a fixation erotica or whatever. That's not where I

Nick VinZant 50:05

was going at all. But apparently you've been down that road before. No, I would turn trip.

John Shull 50:12

First off, I've actually had this conversation before. And I mean, you better get a big ol knot, and a very sturdy doorframe to hold me up because I'm taking whatever down and listen, I'm not making fun of people who have died that way. I've that's unfortunate, but I'm just saying, as a joke to myself that I better be a pretty sturdy something where I'm taking the whole wall down.

Nick VinZant 50:32

Yeah, you're not going to do it on a clothes rack. It's got to be like an IV

John Shull 50:36

clothes, right.

Nick VinZant 50:38

It's got to be structured. It's got to be structural.

John Shull 50:40

I will. I will. I will say this. I did feel a little better about myself. Just this past weekend. We had a birthday party for my oldest daughter, she turned five. And we had like a huge bounce house. And I got in the bounce house and I could actually bouncing it. So

Nick VinZant 50:55

man, did you launch somebody?

John Shull 50:59

I did Technically, yes. But I more or less through them. Because I've learned this. This was our first like big birthday party. We had like 30 kids at my house. And once they once they get one parent in the bouncy house that's in I became the bouncy house parent. So this one little kid he kept like getting on me is shocked them

Nick VinZant 51:22

out of it. He threw a child out of the bounce house.

John Shull 51:25

I did don't come into my bones Hans kid.

Nick VinZant 51:27

Don't. Yeah. My dad has been my father has been known to throw children. He's thrown multiple children, which is an odd thing. Not even including me. Like other relatives. I've seen him throw them at a doctor too. Yeah, I guess he knows they're gonna be okay when they land. Right. That'd be all right.

John Shull 51:46

All right, let's give some shout outs here. We'll start with Dwayne Blau.

Nick VinZant 51:51

What if you get there and he's just like I just don't like your face

John Shull 51:59

I don't it that's the thing with with with God, though, right? He's supposed to be all encompassing. You know, it doesn't matter your appearances if you live the good life or not.

Nick VinZant 52:07

Yeah, but what if they're just like,

John Shull 52:11

whatever you're like that one poor bastard a day where they're like, we're just gonna, you know, we're just gonna say Nope, that guy has an ugly face, right like

Nick VinZant 52:17

that. They got a limit for that day and you can you're just not quite good enough on that day. Like you might have made it in on Tuesday, but you're not making it on Wednesday.

John Shull 52:27

It's a BOGO. Two for one.

Nick VinZant 52:29

Right? Right, right because nobody else is. Like you gotta wait and you gotta wait your turn. Okay.

John Shull 52:35

All right, I'll see Dwayne Blau re your true mood Khalif Zhao Apollo Chow Apollo. Alright. Carlo min Toronto. Pedro Sarita Kelvin Shah, Stella Gibbons Stella.

Nick VinZant 52:58

No, nothing from nothing for me.

John Shull 53:00

Doesn't surprise me. Seth Thorson and Don Johnson but not the Don Johnson. I don't think Hi Betsy hates

Nick VinZant 53:08

that. Also, not enough Calvin's I could do more with some Calvin's in the world. I think there should be a few more Calvin's around.

John Shull 53:18

Um, whatever it's, is whether we actually have a college here in Michigan not too far from Metro Detroit. That's named Calvin College so I get plenty of Calvin. Okay,

Nick VinZant 53:29

but there are people who go named Calvin Do you know a lot of people named Calvin then go to Calvin.

John Shull 53:34

I know to Calvin's actually.

Nick VinZant 53:37

I don't know any personally. Well,

John Shull 53:41

that's not your problem. Alright, so we're gonna try something a little different here. Okay, I haven't actually I didn't actually come up with a name for the segment because I didn't I don't know. But we're gonna try it out. Okay. So I'm not really sure what you're gonna think of that. So if you hate it, we'll stop but so I wrote down on my iPhone here, like five or six things that I want to know as an adult one if you can do them and two, if you should know how to do them as an Oh,

Nick VinZant 54:08

okay. All right. Sounds promising so far. Yeah, well,

John Shull 54:13

we'll see here all right. So I already know what you're gonna say to this but remember, it's not about you. It's about other adults. So first one here and once again, I want to know if you if you can do it, and then adults should be able to so first one here pair wine to a meal.

Nick VinZant 54:30

Oh, I don't think that most people should be able to do that. I think that you should have a basic knowledge as of what is red, what is white, what is whatever. But I don't necessarily think that you should have an in depth knowledge of what goes with what? I'm perfectly okay with somebody not knowing that.

John Shull 54:47

Can you do it? No,

Nick VinZant 54:48

I don't like the taste of wine. Every time I've ever had wine. It's been disgusting to me truly disgusting to me. I can't stand the taste of it. Not like I don't like it like no, I don't want any of that.

John Shull 55:00

Okay, all right. So but October you're in full swing, I guess. Stupid.

Nick VinZant 55:06

You wait for a laugh and you didn't get it? Is that what happened?

John Shull 55:09

While I was waiting for you to either shit on it or say like that's a good joke, but you didn't do either. So I just

Nick VinZant 55:15

left you completely hanging, he had nothing nowhere to do nothing to do it. Okay, listen, if

John Shull 55:20

you're doing sober, October Good on you. I am not alright. Second one here, be able to change a tire. Yeah, if

Nick VinZant 55:28

you're a guy, you should probably be able to change a tire. It's one of those things, it's really actually not very difficult, but you need to be able to change a tire. I would almost argue like men, definitely you should be able to kind of step in that at least for your reputation. But I think everybody should be able to change a tire suddenly you kind of need to know how to do.

John Shull 55:47

Okay, can you do it? Yeah. Okay. All right. I actually believe that. And I probably wouldn't have believed it six years ago.

Nick VinZant 55:55

No, I haven't I have no mechanical ability or any kind of DIY stability, but I can change a tire.

John Shull 56:02

Alright, the third one here. Tie a Tie.

Nick VinZant 56:06

Yeah, I can do that. But I worked in a career where you had to wear a tie for some part of the day pretty much every day. I don't think that that's essential anymore.

John Shull 56:18

So you don't think adults nowadays should know how to tie a tie?

Nick VinZant 56:23

I think that that's something that you should know how to just in case. You don't want to be a 45 year old man coming up and being like, Hey, can you help me tie this tie? Like you need to be able to do that.

John Shull 56:36

Alright, number four, brew coffee.

Nick VinZant 56:38

No, I don't even know what that is. What is brew coffee? What does that mean? Like make your own coffee or just like, put it in and start it?

John Shull 56:46

Do you know how to operate a coffee machine? I

Nick VinZant 56:48

don't I don't like coffee to me is like wine. I can't stand the taste of it. So I don't know how to operate a coffee machine at all. If somebody asked me hey, can you make the coffee but I can't actually.

John Shull 56:58

Okay, all right. I I don't know what to say to that other than there's another person in my life that we that I asked to make coffee and they also didn't know how to do it. So it doesn't surprise me.

Nick VinZant 57:09

But do they drink coffee?

John Shull 57:12

Yes, not regularly. But yes. Okay,

Nick VinZant 57:16

how often do they drink coffee?

John Shull 57:18

If really once once a week, I mean enough to know how to operate it. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 57:22

if you drink coffee once a week, or even once a month, you should know how to make a coffee. All right. It's not that hard, right? Like you take the thing out and you put the thing in and you press start like this isn't rocket science.

John Shull 57:36

I mean, it sounds like you already know how to do it. So there

Nick VinZant 57:38

you go there. It's it doesn't seem like it'd be that difficult. Like if somebody asked me, Hey, we really need you to make the coffee. I'm going to perform surgery on this dying person. Can you make coffee? Like I'll figure it out?

John Shull 57:48

I think you could. All right. Let's see here. Swim.

Nick VinZant 57:55

Yeah, you need to be able to know how to swim. I think that everybody needs to be able to know how to swim. I know there's some people, I've met a couple of adults who didn't know how to swim, but you should be able to do it. And even as an adult, like I don't understand that concept of that, like you're an adult, you couldn't learn how to swim in five minutes, like move your arms like this. That's the thing is, as an adult, haven't you moved your arms in any every possible way, by the time that you are an adult? Like what movement of your arms would be so unusual to you as an adult that you wouldn't be able to figure it out like movement, a circle, I've never done that. I've only gone forwards and out like, you should be able to teach an adult to swim in five minutes.

John Shull 58:40

This warms my heart because I don't know why. But this segment I think is going well. So thank you for that.

Nick VinZant 58:45

I'm upset about the fact that you need to know how to swim. I've always had a huge fear about people around water. I don't like people around water don't know how to swim. You gotta know what you're doing. You don't get a second chance of water.

John Shull 58:58

So you don't so sub question just because I'm curious. At what point do you feel uncomfortable when you're swimming? Is it like would you feel comfortable jumping off a boat in the middle of a lake? Is it in the ocean? Are you comfortable? Wherever you're swimming?

Nick VinZant 59:17

Like totally comfortable in my ability to swim?

John Shull 59:20

Yeah, like if you were to I don't know if like I said if you were to jump in the middle of a lake. Do you feel confident that you could tread water and swim to say a boat or something?

Nick VinZant 59:32

Depends if the water is not really cold yeah, that's the other thing for people who don't know you don't fuck around with cold water. Because every getting you ever getting like a cold shower or something like that. Your body like will immediately take a breath like you know it sounds really cold to get that water on you. Well, if you jump into cold water you do that and then your lungs fill up with water and you die. Don't Don't mess with water man.

John Shull 59:59

All right, well, let's I'm gonna end it here on something that's a little lighter, I think parallel parking.

Nick VinZant 1:00:06

You should be able to do that. You I live in a big city. I live in Seattle, I should say, well, Seattle is kind of a big city. You need to be able to parallel park, I probably do it three times a month. I think that you should be able to, I think that you should be able to do it. I don't think that you necessarily have to be good at it. But you need to understand the concept of it.

John Shull 1:00:33

Is it is it more stressful to parallel park or navigate a grocery store parking lot to park?

Nick VinZant 1:00:41

Oh, well. I would almost rather parallel park on a street then have to like kind of squeeze in in an underground parking garage. I don't like parking in parking garages because that they've made that like that's a pretty close fit now.

John Shull 1:01:00

Yeah, I mean, a decade ago was close enough. And then if you're a bigger person, you're for sure dinging the car next to you. The cars are getting bigger brah it's not even fair. Not even fair. I think you should be able to parallel park. However, I feel like EVs and well, not necessarily V's but these cars that have these systems that do it for you are going to take that away from the next generation.

Nick VinZant 1:01:22

Do you think that in the next 50 years, we're going to be complete idiots? Because computers will do everything for us?

John Shull 1:01:30

Yeah, I mean, I think and I'm as guilty as the next person. I mean, there are some things I don't remember last time, I had to do real math. Like I just bust out my phone, and I just Oh, what's 20% on this tip? Right? Like, I don't? I don't I don't think about it.

Nick VinZant 1:01:46

I don't think it's a problem if people can't do math, but I think that you'd have to learn how to think that would be the thing that worries me right is like us, we're going to start to forget how to think like, oh, how do you figure that out? And nobody is used to it? If the computer can't answer the question for you. You could

John Shull 1:02:03

argue that the generation below us or generations already don't know how to think all they do is communicate with their text messages.

Nick VinZant 1:02:12

I'm okay with that. That's just a different way of communication, right? Like we didn't write letters. Do you write letters? It's not like grandma and grandpa over here complaining like these kids today? Don't don't write letters to each other about everything. No, because I can call you. Maybe I do like to write letters. That's fine. But don't judge the new generation because they're not writing letters anymore. adapt to the technology.

John Shull 1:02:32

It's not what is it doesn't take anything. It doesn't even matter.

Nick VinZant 1:02:36

Back in my day. We didn't even have air to breathe. Had to hold your breath for 40 years.

John Shull 1:02:42

Can we move on before I snap you into a tote or something? Only if you acknowledge

Nick VinZant 1:02:47

the fact that I just had a good joke about back in my day, we didn't even have air had to hold your breath for 40 years. I thought that was pretty good.

John Shull 1:02:57

It was fine. It was

Nick VinZant 1:02:58

better than fine. It's like a six at least at a seven.

John Shull 1:03:03

It was good. There. It was. It was good. It was a fine. Good.

Nick VinZant 1:03:06

Um, are you ready for our top five?

John Shull 1:03:08

Yes.

Nick VinZant 1:03:11

All right. So our top five is top five fictional witches? Sure. Number five.

John Shull 1:03:17

Fictional? Are there any actual witches?

Nick VinZant 1:03:21

Yeah, there have been people throughout history who have claimed to be witches. Whether or not they are right, in the eye of the beholder, but these are fixed, purely fictional witches.

John Shull 1:03:32

All right, my number five. I'm gonna go with Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

Nick VinZant 1:03:37

I thought about that, but I just don't think of her as a witch.

John Shull 1:03:42

Have you ever seen the movie

Nick VinZant 1:03:44

I have. But that's not my first thought of her as a witch. I just thought she was like an evil person.

John Shull 1:03:50

Who, who did the live? The live action movie who just played her Christie McCarthy? What's her name? Anyways, she did a fantastic job. And I feel like Ursula is unknown, which like so. Okay, unknown character. So that is why Melissa McCarthy that's her name by the way. Melissa McCarthy?

Nick VinZant 1:04:12

Oh, I was like Who the hell's that? That makes a lot more sense to now it's Melissa McCarthy. My number five is Mila Sandra from Game of Thrones.

John Shull 1:04:22

Okay, I mean, you know, once again, I don't as you kind of said about Ursula, I don't think people it's not that I don't think people don't know she's a witch. I just don't think that she is known outside of that community.

Nick VinZant 1:04:34

Outside of Game of Thrones, everybody knows about the Red Priestess. I think if you showed a lot of people a picture of her they'd be like, they might not know the name. Because Mila Sandra is not a name that's easily remembered. But they will be like, Oh, I know who that person is. She was a big character in there a good character. A lot of potential left on the table.

John Shull 1:04:54

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not not sure not sure about that one. Okay. All right, number four. It's a homework Pick, just because this is the only movie that I remember having a nightmare because the first time I watched it, it literally scared the shit out of me. And that is the Blair Witch.

Nick VinZant 1:05:12

But is that a person? Is that a real was the I'd never seen that movie. Was the witch supposed to be with real?

John Shull 1:05:20

I yeah, I mean she. Yeah, I don't know. Watch Blair Witch too. There's an actual witch and that one, so I presume it was a real witch. Or a fake, real witch.

Nick VinZant 1:05:31

But did they show the witch in the Blair Witch? And then they like and that's the witch there?

John Shull 1:05:36

No, because that's the whole aura is that she was such an entity that you didn't have to see her.

Nick VinZant 1:05:43

Oh, so you're numb. That's the concept of the Blair Witch. Even though the is the Blair Witch ever actually shown in any movie? I've never seen it. Like you can see on screen like, Oh, there's the Blair Witch.

John Shull 1:05:54

Not in the first one. No, but that's what makes it so fucking creepy. Is all this stuff happening? And you don't know where this little scraggly old lady is?

Nick VinZant 1:06:04

Yeah, that's too scary for me, man. I don't like those kinds of things.

John Shull 1:06:08

Well, I had to put her on. I had to put it on how to put it on. My number

Nick VinZant 1:06:12

four is Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service. Basically the exact opposite of your Blair Witch with her meanness so nice. Which, good which?

John Shull 1:06:21

I don't. I don't even know what this is Kiki's Delivery Service

Nick VinZant 1:06:25

Delivery Service. Probably one of the greatest movies of all time. It's up there. It's one of the best animated movies of All Time. Why would you know about it?

John Shull 1:06:32

Yeah, I honestly have no idea what you're referring to.

Nick VinZant 1:06:35

It's a great movie. You should watch it. It's actually great with children too. It's a happy story about coming of age and learning about who you are as a person and becoming okay with your own talents and your abilities.

John Shull 1:06:45

Okay, are you done? Yeah. My number three Hermione Granger from Harry Potter. Okay. Okay.

Nick VinZant 1:06:54

I have Hermione is my number two. Hermione Granger is my number two, but I could see her at number three. That'd be okay. She's definitely in the top three, I think because she's the main which out of all the witches in the Harry Potter series.

John Shull 1:07:08

I thought there was a for sure. Like, lock up number one and two. So I'm curious to know where you go with one. My number

Nick VinZant 1:07:18

two do I get to say what my number three is? Or

John Shull 1:07:21

do you just Oh, yeah. Number three. Sorry. Yeah. Number three.

Nick VinZant 1:07:23

My number three is a tie between like all the witch trios, Hocus Pocus, charmed. Whatever any of those other kinds of trio of which shows are that's that's about where I'm going to go ahead and put them although I would put the hocus pocus which is above the charmed witches.

John Shull 1:07:41

Well, those are my number two. The Sanderson Sisters. That's who they are focus.

Nick VinZant 1:07:46

Which one is your number one though, out of the Sanderson sisters?

John Shull 1:07:50

I mean, I think you have to go that MEDLARS character,

Nick VinZant 1:07:53

you have to go with Benton Miller's character, she is the best, which three of them?

John Shull 1:07:58

I actually don't even remember the actress that plays the really crazy one. At this moment. Which one's

Nick VinZant 1:08:04

the really crazy one, the one that I know is like bet Millers would be the number one which out of that. And then the lady from Sex in the City would be the second one. And then there's the third one that you can't remember who it is.

John Shull 1:08:15

No, that's let's see. So it's winter. Fred, Sara and Mary.

Nick VinZant 1:08:21

Give it who are the actors playing that because that means nothing to me.

John Shull 1:08:25

Jesus. I was hoping that that bought me a little bit of time here. Oh, you were trying to stall? I was trying to but you know. I should have known better. Let's see. So that meddler plays winner Fred. Okay. Okay. Sarah. Jessica. Parker plays Sarah. That's the kind of the crazy when I was talking about. And then Kathy and the Jimmy plays Mary. She's kind of kind of the bigger set one, but But yeah, so if you're trying to visualize them, because we apparently don't know what we're talking about.

Nick VinZant 1:08:58

No, but I would say that Bette Midler steals the show. She's the biggest which of them, then it's probably Sarah Jessica Parker and then the other lady.

John Shull 1:09:06

Do you know, probably don't care, but I'm going to tell you anyways, Bette Midler is 77 years old.

Nick VinZant 1:09:13

I would have thought that she was older than that, to be honest. She's one of those people that's been old the entire time I've ever known who she was. I don't know about that. But okay. I can't think of a young bet. And there's some people that like they've always been old, even though they were probably like in their 30s When you first heard of them, but they've always been old.

John Shull 1:09:34

That's a good top five list for another day. I

Nick VinZant 1:09:36

think Alan Alda. Leslie Nielsen just always been old.

John Shull 1:09:41

No, he's dead. I think they're both that's a really Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. All right. So we have the same number one, then I presume?

Nick VinZant 1:09:49

I'm going to assume So is it the Wicked Witch of the West? Yes. Yeah.

John Shull 1:09:54

I mean, it's, it's hard not to say she's, you know, she'd probably be number one. I'm Most people's top five lists I would think.

Nick VinZant 1:10:02

I don't think that there's anybody that even comes close to the Wicked Witch of the West. No, that has to be number one.

John Shull 1:10:10

Though I do have Glenda the Goodwitch on my honorable mention

Nick VinZant 1:10:14

who was the one that got crushed by the house? What was she the witch of been crushed by House pink.

John Shull 1:10:25

The witch that get crushed by a house.

Nick VinZant 1:10:28

Let's say go in your honorable mention why look it up.

John Shull 1:10:30

So I have Alexandra Jane and Sookie from an underrated movie called Witches of Eastwick. That's a good one. The White Witch from Lyon in the wardrobe. Let's see going on down the list Nancy downs from the craft. You've never seen it because it's a scary movie craft is

Nick VinZant 1:10:51

one that I think that I have heard of, but I'm not entirely sure which one that one is. Was she the main one? Was she the friend that was kind of like the outcast? And then she became okay.

John Shull 1:11:04

Yeah, and who was the main who was the main character of that of that movie? Alicia Silverstone right?

Nick VinZant 1:11:13

washy.

John Shull 1:11:15

No, I lied to you. Was it will not Campbell was in that movie to Firoozeh book is the person I'm thinking of. I can't remember who else is on it. Anyways, I'm

Nick VinZant 1:11:28

always the witch of the week. The witches Wicked Witch of the East is the one that got crushed by a house.

John Shull 1:11:32

Well, she now coming back. Nicole Kidman Sandra Bullock from Practical Magic. That's a nice little movie if you're looking for a date night with the wife. And then I have Willow, played by Alyson Hannigan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Nick VinZant 1:11:49

Hmm. I don't have any of those people. Anybody else really? That was mentioned? I mean, you could go down the list with Harry Potter, which is I think, but that's about it. Right? Like you could go with I can't think of any of their names. Right. But there's a lot of Harry Potter witches, but I don't think any of them get in the top five. McGonagle maybe?

John Shull 1:12:08

Yeah, but I mean, once again, I like any movie franchise, right? You have the main five characters? And then it's I do I mean, do you really know the others? Unless you're a huge supporter? Probably not.

Nick VinZant 1:12:20

I don't think I generally ever know more than three to five characters in any movie.

John Shull 1:12:27

Well, you know with the all the kids movies you watch, that's really all you need to know. Probably.

Nick VinZant 1:12:31

But even with Avengers, I can't. Like I can only follow like two or three people. Like okay, there's too many things going on here. I don't watch a lot of kids movies. We watch YouTube mountain biking videos now.

John Shull 1:12:45

Oh, that's cute.

Nick VinZant 1:12:47

Yeah, it is kinda enjoy it. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really does help out the show. And I want to say a special thank you. Because we found out right after John and I recorded this that we actually won. We actually won the award for best interview podcast. It's shocking. Like take that Kevin Hart. Right. I can't I could not believe it. I thought we had absolutely no chance of winning. So I want to thank I really want to thank everybody who voted. Thank you for taking your time. We really appreciate it. It really does keep the show going. Let us know who you think are the best witches. I think you do have to put the Wicked Witch of the West. On is number one. Like she's the iconic witch. But any of that. I wonder if Hermione Granger would actually be number one. If it wasn't like so spread out like if she was the only witch in that series if she would have been number one.


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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode handwriting, and Taylor's

Emma Bache 0:21

graphology is the art of analyzing somebody's personality through their handwriting. So, you know, who knows whether either of them would have committed these crimes, if they haven't met each other? No, because they're all different things. The middle zone is to do with how somebody copes on a day to day level, it's also to do with their ego, and how practical they are.

Nick VinZant 0:44

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener. Welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest studies handwriting, specifically what your handwriting says about you. This is graphologist Emma Bache. What is graphology?

Emma Bache 1:14

graphology? is the art of analyzing somebody's personality through their handwriting.

Nick VinZant 1:20

What are you really looking at, though? Like, what about somebody's handwriting is telling you what their personality is, like,

Emma Bache 1:28

I'm looking at absolutely everything. I'm looking at the size, the individual size, the individual bit of letters, the zones, I'm looking at slant, I'm looking at the spacing, I'm looking at the pressure of the pen, I'm looking at all the little anomalies of every individual stroke, I'm looking at the layout on the page, and all these things together will give me a pretty good picture of the personality.

Nick VinZant 1:53

Yeah, what kind of things will generally tell you? Are we talking about kind of like big broad things, in the sense like this person is organized, this person is not organized? Or are we talking about really specific things like, this person's mother never really loved them. And it's reflected in their handwriting or something like that? Well, it's

Emma Bache 2:13

not going to tell me whether their mother really loved them or not, because that's, you know, gets into a little bit of a crystal ball. I mean, I wish I could do that. But um, it might, I might show up that they have mother issues, it might show up that how they are at mothering themselves, and they could be a man. So it shows up broad personality traits, but also more individual. I mean, for instance, I can tell the difference between somebody who's had a glass of wine and somebody who's an alcoholic, I can tell the difference between somebody who is strong willpower very ambitious, and somebody who's actually very aggressive and violent.

Nick VinZant 3:00

What is it about the writing, though, that is telling you something like, why would somebody's personality characteristics be reflected in their writing,

Emma Bache 3:09

because handwriting is a fine motor coordination. And when we pick up a pen or pencil or any writing instrument, with our hand, then actually it's our brain that's doing the action, not the hand is merely is merely a conduit to what how the brain is operating. And of fine motor coordination is influenced by how we expand or constrict our personality, which then goes on to the page, but also have very transient thoughts and feelings and physical, you know, physicality, how we're actually feeling. And also our emotional mental state, everything is, is reflected in that fine motor coordination.

Nick VinZant 3:56

Now, can you look at like any piece of writing? Or does it have to be somebody like sitting down and dedicating kind of to really writing something important, right? And then the example would be like, does it have to be a letter to somebody? Or can you look at like a post it note that somebody scribbled off like, get milk today

Emma Bache 4:13

shouldn't be a graffiti on a wall, it can be a doodle Eve, but that's another whole subject owner know, something that has been written more subconsciously like, like a post it note or a letter that I'm looking at historically, rather than what I don't like is somebody who writes something for me in front of me knowing that I'm going to analyze it. Sometimes I have no choice. If I'm writing at an event, then that happens. But the more subconscious the better. It is, and no, it can honestly it can be graffiti, so.

Nick VinZant 4:50

So how is this kind of viewed is this kind of viewed as like, Yep, this is an exact science. Is this a pseudoscience? How is it kind of it's not

Emma Bache 4:58

an exact OSI and I do it's not a pseudo science either. It's an inexact science in that in its basis, there are scientific justifications as to what our brain processes when we pick up a pen. But it's also it's an art in that I, as a human, of analyzing this person, but I'm putting everything together. But I mean, it's no less an inexact science, as many forms of forensic or psychology is. And that's what grifola G is, it's another form of psychology, it's another form of looking at an individual and trying to unravel what's going on beneath the surface. Why would

Nick VinZant 5:43

you say that? What would it what it is about it is the reason that it like it wouldn't be more accepted?

Emma Bache 5:49

Well, it when you say more accepted, it's because because it is an inexact science. And possibly because I live in England as well, we tend to be quite skeptical about things maybe more skeptical than the Americans definitely. And certainly more skeptical and say the North Europeans. People don't want to believe anything very easily unless they have an absolute tangible proof of something

Nick VinZant 6:20

that makes sense to me, right? Like I could see, because I do believe that little choices that people make really tell a lot about them, like you could walk into somebody's house Intel a lot about who they are. But I can also see it in the terms of handwriting of like, I put no thought into this thing that I just wrote and just did it as quickly as possible. You know, like, I could see it telling you a lot and I could see it kind of telling you nothing depending on the framing of

Emma Bache 6:46

it. But on the other hand, you can plant things in your house to give an impression to somebody that you're somebody that you're not. And a lot of people do that with with particular things they might have. Whereas the handwriting, honestly, it's it's You can't hide things from me, even if you try and hide things, then the speed of the writing slows down into something else. And handwriting changes all the time, because we change all the time. So if I'm analyzing somebody's handwriting, right now, it is how they are now, not how they were yesterday, or even four hours ago, and certainly not tomorrow morning. Now, they might be the same. But you know, depending on whether it's morning or night, or, or who they've just spoken to how they feel physically and emotionally, who they're writing about who they're writing to. All those things have have an effect on your personality

Nick VinZant 7:43

as a gruff ologists? Like what kind of work are you mainly doing?

Emma Bache 7:47

Um, I would say that probably 30% of my work is doing after dinner and keynote speaking and working at events, which is what I just did in San Francisco. But I also do quite a lot of forensic work. And then I would say, quite a lot of my work is helping large companies some American with recruitment. So I'm helping to draw up a shortlist to get absolutely the right candidate for the for the applicant.

Nick VinZant 8:17

So if somebody wants to hire say, like the new CEO or a high ranking position, they'll send you samples of someone's handwriting to look at well, yes. And

Emma Bache 8:25

I'd also need to look to see who's going to be working in the team, because after all, I can I need a brief the company or the individual who's employing to see what traits they're looking for and what they're not looking for. But I also need to see whether that individual is going to gel within the team.

Nick VinZant 8:43

Is it ever used by courts at all?

Emma Bache 8:45

Occasionally, yes, I do not work as an expert witness. In court. However, I am used by lawyers and security companies and individuals who may want to get the police involved with a possible crime that's been committed. And I also look at handwriting to see in my professional opinion if it's been forged or copied by somebody which of course that sort of work unfortunately tends to go up in times of economic downturn because white collar crime goes up

Nick VinZant 9:20

oh like third wanted to see if somebody really signed this thing. They want to match this handwriting to that handwriting that kind of stuff. Yeah.

Emma Bache 9:29

But but also there is that but also to look at criminal tendencies and people I mean, for instance, I've I'm there's a documentary came out in May, which is still there about Ian Brady, who you may have probably haven't heard of, but in the 1960s was terrible case of a man and a woman who were sort of lovers but actually he was gay and it's quite complicated, but they they kidnapped sexually abused and murdered a whole load of children in the north of England. they buried them in the malls in Lancashire, which is sort of wait a wild, sort of out of the way sort of fields and things. And they were captured but not before they've killed a lot of children. And they're both dead now, but they did a documentary on Ian Brady, who was the man and Myra Hindley was the woman. But it was about Ian Brady, who was actually even though he had a very bad upbringing and quite tragic upbringing. He was highly intelligent. And he was also a prolific letter writer. So they contacted me to see looking at his handwriting, there's letters as to whether there was any clue in the personality as to why we've done this. And whether I thought he was a sociopath.

Nick VinZant 10:47

What was your diagnosis? So

Emma Bache 10:49

what was quite chilling, what was quite chilling, exactly what was quite chilling was that I was looking at the original letters, they weren't copy, they were original. And he was mostly when he was in prison. And he was writing to, you know, people who took an interest in him or were writing to him. And I think there was a social worker involved and everything else. And what I saw was that he was certainly narcissistic, he was certainly obsessive compulsive. He was highly intelligent. He had a temper, but he, I, in my opinion, he was not a sociopath or a psychopath. And it was almost as though he was, I mean, deeply controlling. And then the woman that was very much the partner in crime also abused and murdered these children, boys and girls, and they tape recorded them when they were torturing them. What does that say? rific. She was not his intellectual equal. And he he basically controlled this woman. So, you know, who knows whether either of them would have committed these crimes? If they hadn't met each other?

Nick VinZant 11:59

How did you become a gruff? ologists? Like, how did how did you get into this,

Emma Bache 12:03

I've always been interested in psychology, I've always been interested in what makes people tick, and what literally is underneath surface. And a friend asked me to do a long, long time ago, 36 years ago, was to do a weekend workshop in it, and I loved it. And because of that, I then in joint vehicle, the British Institute of Technology, and I did a three year course with them. But I've now started to do my workshops at home, teach LP, because it was such a big influence on me just doing that workshop. That's really what got me hooked. So then

Nick VinZant 12:40

will you try to adjust your own handwriting? Oh, no, somebody study this know about it and be like, no, no, no, don't slant that a or whatever. When

Emma Bache 12:48

I was some training, I've become quite because obviously, we looked at each other's handwriting and everything else. And I'd become slightly paranoid neurotic about what people thought, but a, I'm too old, I don't care anymore. And be I really don't mix with other good colleges. I seriously do. I mean, I knew the names of other colleges, but I very much work on my own. And, you know, I have enough confidence my inability I do. I think, obviously, you get to my age, and you don't care what people think.

Unknown Speaker 13:20

You don't care. I

Emma Bache 13:21

mean, it's one of the massive advantages of getting up.

Nick VinZant 13:25

I feel like it starts at like, 30. And you just like, I just don't give a shit. Well,

Emma Bache 13:31

trust me, it's just really there.

Nick VinZant 13:35

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted question?

Emma Bache 13:37

Yes, absolutely. Let's do it. What letter tells

Nick VinZant 13:41

you the most about someone what letter kind of just tells you nothing.

Emma Bache 13:46

That's not the way I do it, because I'm looking at every single little individual thing about the writing, which we've covered before, but I'm also looking at the whole thing together. However, having said that, there's only one letter in the alphabet that goes to all suizo. And if you think about the baseline, the actual line or the imaginary line, and the little bit above that middle zone, and then the loops at the top is alpha zone, and then swinging loops at the bottom is lows and there's only one letter in the alphabet that that would go through all three and that's the letter F, but that doesn't make the letter F any more important than anything else. So no, there isn't there's no letter

Nick VinZant 14:24

is there a difference in those zones, right? Like where you can really see like, Okay, this zone, the top zone, the middle zone, the bottom zone, right? And I think a bit of like on the line kind of up towards that and then below that, yeah, speaking right is like, is there one zone that you would like okay, that's the one you really

Emma Bache 14:40

know because they're all different things. The middle zone is to do with how somebody copes on a day to day level, it's also to do with their ego, and how practical they are. The opposite tends to be thought processes the intellect maybe their beliefs if they've got a strong religious belief or and also to do with it cue as well, lower zone is more to do with their physicality and actually their sexuality as well. I mean, you know, if I'm giving honestly, I'm giving a talk or something like that, you know, especially the man, sorry to say they want to know about their lower zones, and they will, they will desperately, you know, adjusting the length of their lifts,

Nick VinZant 15:21

then there's a if you have a low low if you have a lower loop, does that mean that you may be heterosexual as opposed to homosexual? Or like, how does that what is the lower

Emma Bache 15:33

said the sex drive is sexuality? So if, if you put this out, everybody's gonna, um, well, I, there are certain traits. And I'm afraid I mean, this does sound very sexist and judgmental, but whatever. Male homosexuals often, often, but not always have particular traits, which I'm not prepared to say. But that's not to say that all gay men have this trait. Although when I see it,

Unknown Speaker 16:08

you have a suspicion. I've never been

Emma Bache 16:11

proven wrong. Let's just put it that way.

Nick VinZant 16:14

So have you ever had a circumstance then where like, you've been doing something and you see somebody's writing and like, oh, I don't know if they know that we're maybe you learn something that the person didn't know. Or somebody that the person was friends with? Didn't know you're talking

Emma Bache 16:29

about the gay thing?

Nick VinZant 16:32

Or just anything?

Emma Bache 16:33

Oh, yes. Oh, no, no, no, for sure. Oh, no, no, no, absolutely. No, no, no, no, yeah. It was about 10 years ago, and I was working to very large event, very large dinner, and I was sitting at a table and people were coming up to see me. I mean, there were hundreds of people that before dinner during dinner after dinner. And this man came up. And he was very nice. We were chatting format. Anyway, I looked at handwriting, and he just wanted to know. And you know, I just told him, I mean, I can't remember the specifics. But I do remember looking at his handwriting and just like, just singing, he was gay, but wasn't relevant commitment. You know, I assumed that. So but we just talked about other things. And we got on very well, anyway. Then he left, I saw loads of other people. And then a couple of hours later, this woman came to my table, and she said, Oh, you know, my husband came to me and said that, he'd come see you and you outsi brilliant and said, Oh, you must go and speak to Emma and everything else. So I looked at her handwriting. And you know, we talked about her and everything else. And I said to her, I said Who was your husband? And she said she described him? Okay. And I thought oh, okay, interesting. And then she said, Look, I need to talk to you in confidence about something and I could feel myself getting quite sweaty, you know, because I was like, and, and she said, I just you know, we've been married for 40 years or something. But I just feel as though there's something about him that I didn't know. And she said, I don't know what it is. But I always feel as though there's something that that and I honestly, I just had to lie, and I just said I've got no idea.

Nick VinZant 18:16

Oh, yeah, you can't be like, Oh, do you know? Oh, you can't see this G that's clearly like, yeah, that's you gotta bail. Yeah,

Emma Bache 18:29

I got no idea. You know, I did. But I remember thinking after it's good, my god,

Nick VinZant 18:36

does it matter? If somebody is right or left handed?

Emma Bache 18:39

It matters in that I can't tell. I've already told you I can't tell sex, but I can't tell the age of the person. And I can't tell if the right or left handed? And the answer to your question is it might matter. In the when we're taught to write certainly in the West, we're taught to write with a slight right slant. That's the sort of normal, you know, it doesn't matter if you have a left side, by the way, but that's what we're taught to write. However, if you're left handed, which is about 10% of the population, and some of that left hand, people write like this or the right, so as not to smudge the writing. And so if I see somebody who's got quite a severe left slot, or even a little bit of a left slot, it would have a different interpretation if it was written by left hander than if it was written by a right handed person. So it is quite important that I know but being realistic, often, I don't know, because I've given this handwriting and they I'm not told, or if it's a historical piece, I don't know.

Nick VinZant 19:44

But it wouldn't be like, Okay, you have this evaluation with somebody and that turns out like they're a jerk. They're mean they do all these bad things. But then you found out that they were left handed and actually no, they're actually really nice. Like, would it be a jerk? ematic 180

Emma Bache 20:01

No, not really, because because the left the handedness thing would affect the slot, you know, the slant of the writing, and starts really to do with, you know, our how sociable somebody is maybe their communication style. It would only be if they had very severe left slant, and then I might have to make investigations or whatever. So generally not. But it can explain certain things. I mean, as I explained before, no one trait means anything of on its own. However, every single trait means something so put together. It's very important, if that makes sense. I mean, on the workshop that I did, we were looking at, it's quite fun that we will look at Mother two A's as handwriting. Okay. So if you're going to say somebody who's nice, I mean, Mother Teresa sort of out there is that in somebody's mind, and it was the final thing. And yeah, these, you know, meant to be a nice person, but she's not incredibly, not totally nice, quite materialistic, actually. And, you know, there are lots of things that are surprising, not awful. But, um, these people, mainly middle age, I was trying to teach as a final thing of the weekend, I say, like, this is somebody who's famous, they're dead. It's a woman. I'm gonna give you, you know, 45 minutes to write a mini report on this person. So I went where I came back and said, what they said, up is just, I mean, I was actually weeping with laughter. But, you know, this terrible things, which I didn't agree with, you know, particularly they said, Oh, well, she's obviously a sloth.

Nick VinZant 21:46

Say that about Mother Teresa.

Emma Bache 21:48

But it was just the very idea of all land, right, the Fed looked at, do you know what I mean? I was, I was literally weeping with laughter. And I said, Well, you know, like

Nick VinZant 22:05

but that's like, something was so dark. That's one of those things that is just truly truly funny. Well, just truly,

Emma Bache 22:14

but but actually, what they were picking up on what they were picking up on, was the fact that there was a sense of duality there. But there was also the paste in us and the depth of the writing of the lower zone, pointed the fact that she was a little bit more materialistic than perhaps her reputation would go so that's what they were picking up on.

Nick VinZant 22:37

I know that you've analyzed some of the handwriting of some famous people like what who have you looked at what have you kind of found Well, I'm

Emma Bache 22:43

sometimes asked to analyze you know, pop stars or you know, Beyonce or whatever, but which, you know, has limited interests me but as well as criminals and things I will to analyze quite a lot of politicians whether their own our own politicians in it, Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak, Tereza May, I mean, whoever else has a very fleeting moment in our running our country, but also in America. Trump, you know, was incredibly famous for his shenanigans, perhaps as he did, but his handwriting was very individualistic, you always use a thick black felt tip pen, he sort of semi printed his writing. And so and then Biden has other different issues problems going on. So I and I've also analyzed Kim Jun and Putin, and which is interesting.

Nick VinZant 23:40

So now I'm super curious, though. What did you What did you think of I guess, what characteristics Did you find from Trump and what from Biden?

Emma Bache 23:48

Well, Trump again, our perception of Trump, you know, because people said, Oh, well, he's a sociopath, isn't he? Well, we tend to use that word with anybody that we think is negative we don't like and whatever the plenty of unlikable traits with Trump. Now he wasn't a sociopath. But again, he was narcissistic, but he had total conviction in what he believed he was saying, you know, I mean, I know people say he was a liar and everything else. Well, yeah, he did lie, but I think at the time, you've thought he was saying the right thing. So you know, he was a great self publicist, narcissistic and Biden is harder to read and and perhaps a little bit more thoughtful there. Having said that, Trump did think about things before he said them, although he may have acted as though he didn't. But Biden was perhaps tries trying to cover up more things, but there were physical problems that I see with by and I'm not medically trained, so I can't say exactly, but certainly he's an elder Man, but I think physically he has physical problems.

Unknown Speaker 25:05

Yeah. So can we do?

Nick VinZant 25:08

Can we do this real quick. So I sent a sample of my handwriting to you what kind of, broadly speaking, broadly speaking, I guess what kind of jumps out okay, now

Emma Bache 25:18

you've written you've chosen to write it online paper, which may say something about yourself anyway, I would normally say don't write online paper. However, the fact that you're you have very much stuck to the lines, and the fact that the letters are very much joined together, you like logic, you know, so it might be even quite difficult interviewing me, but you like logic in your life, and you like familiarity, you're very much a team player, you actually quite enjoy the routine thing. But the strokes are quite, it's quite heavy pressure. I mean, I know that I'm looking at the copy here. But I can tell it's quite heavy pressure. And, you know, there's a sense of duality to you, and you're very well balanced between the intellectual and the physical. And also the practical, you can get it maybe you like to think things through quite carefully. And so if you are suddenly presented with something, which is out of the blue, you might find it quite stressful. So you would find new situations quite stressful, stressful. And if you look at the page, you've got a much wider right hand margin than you have left. And if you think of that, going towards the right is the future and progression. And the left is what you know, in the past, you take, you know, you like to take your time with new people, new situations, and so anything other than that would take you a little bit more time than the average person to get used to it. You're very loyal, dependable.

Nick VinZant 26:52

I would say that that's pretty much all right on about my personality, is there any kind of like section of that, where you would say like, oh, looking at this specific part told me this or like,

Emma Bache 27:06

the letters themselves a very joined up. And most people have a combination of sort of printed and joined up cursive, whatever. And that's your it makes it much speedier writing, but that is to do with your logic and the fact that you're a team player, and you like routine, and there's a regularity to every aspect of your writing the size and the spacing, and, and the shape of the letters, which really makes you sort of conservative with a small c and liking, you know, enjoying routine, which isn't for everybody, it has to be said. And when I'm looking at the sweet zone is the opposite of the middle zone, the lower zone, and again, I would say look at the letter F, you know, it's all it's all very well balanced, which which makes you you know, balanced between the intellectual and the physical. And the fact that it is quite regular, you know, makes you a team player, rather than somebody who you know, needs to be on their own. And on that subject, if you look at the spacing between the actual words, it's sort of, it's not too wide, it's not too small, and it's very regular. So your sociability is quite normal, and you enjoy other people, but you don't, you don't feel a need to crowd them.

Nick VinZant 28:28

That is basically my personality.

Emma Bache 28:31

Well, it's a good one. I mean, you know, I wish I could say the same about myself,

Nick VinZant 28:34

is my is like my writing pretty normal.

Emma Bache 28:38

Oh, gosh, normal. I know what I do. Don't ask me what normal is. I've got no idea. I mean, I think you probably mean average, as opposed to normal. Look, when I'm looking at writing, I am looking for things that I'm looking for anomalies. I'm looking for things that scream out to me because they go against the norm of your writing or maybe against the norm of other people's writing. I would say there's nothing in your writing that would make me back off in any way. Okay, I can see. Riley is it? Okay, the if you look at the capitals, the L and the art, the art of Riley is a little bit more. Right with slanting than the L. Which might mean you're getting to the end of the page, though. And so you'd like speeding up you're right and speeding up. But it might be that you feel more communicative at that time towards laelia that you say is the the baby

Nick VinZant 29:40

of the family. Riley is the baby of the family. Yeah,

Emma Bache 29:43

but it's an interesting question that you ask because sometimes, and actually in my book, we talk about little individual things. Like I might say, you know, there might be a sentence that says like, you know, Peter likes J julienne Jennifer or something, and I'll say you have a who does he really like? Because the might be one of those names, which is much larger than the others or more of a right slot. And it's just like little funny little things like that you can see. And it's like some people might write their family name smaller or larger than that than they're given me. Which might mean that if they, if somebody was called Peter Jones, for instance, and Peter was very large and strong, and then the Jones was much lighter, and you could hardly read or maybe cross through, it might mean, I mean, it's not it's not a really big thing. And I probably wouldn't mention it. But it might mean that they have more of a problem with the family that they come from, as opposed to their personal self. That being or obviously, if you see somebody who's just got married, and they, you know, whether they're a man or woman they scraped through there, then you name it could be, you know, not a good sign.

Nick VinZant 31:09

So that's pretty much all the questions I got, I know that you've got a book out if people want to learn more, which the name young,

Emma Bache 31:15

why have a blinded reading between the lines, which is published by coworkers on your phones on Amazon. And it's really a book for everybody. It's a book for people aged eight to 100 Neat, and it's how to analyze your own handwriting. And it's how to look at your spouses or friends or relatives writing. And each chapter it gives a different personality trait to look at, and the slant and the spacing. And there's a chapter called red flags. So danger signs to look to look out for. And end of each chapter. There's a little exercise to do to see how much you've learned to think so although it's informative, it's also fun, and it's a great Christmas present. By the way,

Nick VinZant 32:01

I want to thank Emma so much for joining us if you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media accounts were Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the episode description if you really want to learn more about this, her book Between the Lines is fascinating, especially the part about red flags. It's interesting because I think once you notice something about someone's handwriting, you really notice. Real quick, I want to take a second and thank one of the sponsors of our show in Cagni in cognitive mission is to help you take back control of your data privacy. We all know that data brokers and companies collect our personal information and then sell it and who knows where it goes in Cognis mission is to take your data back just as easily. Every year, identity theft seems to become a bigger and bigger problem, there has been a 68% increase in the number of data breaches in 2021 alone, and the likelihood of your data being stolen just keeps getting higher and higher. What incognito does is reach out to data brokers on your behalf requests that your personal data be removed, and then deals with any objections from their side. Going forward. What data brokers do is if you make a request, they'll remove it. But then they go back. Incognito keeps that from happening through three easy steps, create an account, grant them the right to work. And then they will contact data brokers on your behalf and request that your data be removed permanently. And right now in Cognito is available risk free for 30 days. Anybody can try it. And if you don't like it, you'll get a full refund. We even have a special discount available. All you have to do is go to incognito.com/profound and enter the code profoundly. And you can try in Cagni risk free for 30 days. We've also put a link in the description along with that promo code if you want to check it out. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Have you ever judged somebody by their handwriting? Like you saw their handwriting and thought oh,

John Shull 34:34

I think it's fair to say that I have. But on the other side of that I am one of those people that always gets complimented on my penmanship, which has always led me to believe that people must think that I cannot write well.

Nick VinZant 34:50

I do feel like there's a lot of compliments that people give you that maybe that they think that you're actually an idiot and I don't mean you but a lot of things that people will say it's like well did you think got was a moron.

John Shull 35:01

No, I mean, listen, I take it kind of personally, or at least I did. When somebody would, you know, stop in my office or wherever and say, You have really nice handwriting, but they always usually say that it's a gender identifiable. They're like, You have really nice handwriting for a man.

Nick VinZant 35:17

I don't actually now that I think about it, I don't really know any women that have bad handwriting. Every woman that I've ever known had good handwriting. I think because they think about things more than men do. Men are much more spontaneous. We're not going to think too far through something.

John Shull 35:37

If I really want to throw people off because I'm ambidextrous. All right, left handed, which is not as clean as my right hand.

Nick VinZant 35:45

Wait, you can write with both your right and left hand.

John Shull 35:48

Yeah, um, it's called ambidextrous.

Nick VinZant 35:52

Have you ever written two things at the same time, then? Can you write with both hands like that? That's called time saving there.

John Shull 36:00

I've actually never tried that. But I will get I will try it tomorrow. Not that it matters to anybody, but I will try it.

Nick VinZant 36:05

How can have you never tried it?

John Shull 36:09

I don't know. I just I've never thought hey, I'm gonna write down the same thing with the left and the right hand. I've never thought to do it,

Nick VinZant 36:15

you know, but you wouldn't have to you could make like, you could journal about your day on one hand and write a list of things you have to do tomorrow on the other. You read all those books about submarines? What good is it doing? You

John Shull 36:28

know what I had my top boss of my company last week?

Unknown Speaker 36:32

He's gonna get here we go. Here. We somehow

John Shull 36:36

somehow got onto the topic. He asked me if I if I was a reader. And I said, Yeah, I read quite a bit. He goes, Oh, what do you like? And that's spiraled downhill from there real fast. He is. I don't he was not like you. He was not impressed with my submarine. knowledge or the fact that I love submarine books.

Nick VinZant 36:57

You get one book per vehicle. One submarine book, one plane book. One car book. Can't be read that many books about cars. How quickly do you try to go through a grocery store though? Are you a linger? Are you like, Man, I know where it is. It's aisle 7/3. Shelf, I'm out of here.

John Shull 37:18

Well, this gives me a chance to to kind of avoid kudos. One of our probably within our first year of doing this podcast, you asked me a question. If like, how long do I spend eating dinner and I said, Oh an hour or whatever. I like to enjoy my meal. And you were like, you know, you, of course you jumped on me and you were like, and anyone out there that's listening. This will get this if you have children that are above newborn status. But it's like, once you have kids that start eating at the table with you, it's over. Like you just want to get in, get out and just move on with your day.

Nick VinZant 37:51

I don't like to eat around people. I eat by myself at the end of the day.

John Shull 37:56

I will I'm the same way it's actually become kind of a running joke in any shop I've ever worked at that. Oh, Sean's not going to eat today unless he goes into a closet somewhere and eats his lunch because I just I don't like eating in front of people. I just don't.

Nick VinZant 38:10

I agree. I don't like eating in front of people either. I like to eat at the end of the day, no matter what. Like, I don't care how late it is. Even when I work nights. I'm not eating dinner at six o'clock. Like I'm gonna wait until like, midnight when I get home to eat dinner. And I want to do it by myself.

John Shull 38:28

Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm the same exact way to wrap up that story. Moving fast forward now to today, John. I'm gonna tell you I just tried to get in and out. And if I if I don't have to take my kids, that's a bonus. Oh, I

Nick VinZant 38:42

don't think that I've ever spent more than not including waiting in line. Not including waiting in line. I don't think that I have honestly ever spent more than 15 minutes in a grocery store. Even if I'm shopping for like the week. not fucking around, man. Like, I know what I want is what I'm getting. Let's go.

John Shull 39:03

That's pretty fast. I tried to put it out an hour. That's my, that's my time limit.

Nick VinZant 39:07

You got to spend an hour in the grocery store.

John Shull 39:10

I mean, maybe maybe half an hour to an hour. I mean, if if I'm by myself, I'm gonna put a half an hour if I have the family with me, it's an hour.

Nick VinZant 39:19

See, I don't look around when I go to the grocery store though. Like, I'm not like shopping for things. I'm not changing my mind. Like, I need bread. All right, that one. I'm not like comparing nutritional labels and thinking looking at the ingredients and reading the thing if it's like, made by elves in the forest, and this one's made by whatever.

John Shull 39:40

I mean, I still appreciate a good supermarket. So I'll actually like pick different stores to go to and I do like looking around I do.

Nick VinZant 39:49

What food item are you going to kind of peruse. really check it out. Be like hey, for example, like I'm going to do chips and snacks like I'm going to look at E Different kinds of snack.

John Shull 40:02

I mean, I mean, the deli counter, that's always you have to take a look see what's in meats? You know, the meat counter?

Nick VinZant 40:11

Really, I don't go to those either of those.

John Shull 40:15

I mean, I mean, so what do you eat?

Nick VinZant 40:17

I don't go to any I don't go to any counters. I'm getting the stuff out of the like the the bins. Right? Like, I'm not going over there to talk to Steve the butcher. Do you know the butchers first name and the grocery store? Do you know a butcher by name?

Unknown Speaker 40:31

I do. Yes. How many?

John Shull 40:36

I mean, I know their names. It doesn't mean that we're like acquaintances. But I mean, I can name I can think of three names right now. At the same grocery store or different grocery stores. Same chain, but at separate stores.

Nick VinZant 40:49

Do you like do you walk up to you like, Hey, what are the names? Give me a name. I need a name for reference.

John Shull 40:54

Brian is probably the most common one. And he works. It's called Meijer, throw it out there at Meijer the one right by my house here in Michigan. And he knows kind of when I go grow. I go grocery shopping the same day every week.

Nick VinZant 41:10

Okay, and you're like, hey, but do you introduce do you come up to him? Does he come up to you? How does this work? Are you like, Hey, Brian.

John Shull 41:17

I mean, it's sometimes it's 5050. Some sometimes if he's in a good mood, he'll be like, Hey, John, what can I get you today? And then he'll, you know, he'll already know here. He knows what he wants. I don't have to tell him but

Nick VinZant 41:30

10 pounds of beef.

John Shull 41:33

No, no, that I get out of the bins. But you know, like, if I want like a different kind of steak or a piece of fish or something. You know, it's, yeah.

Nick VinZant 41:43

Maybe I'm antisocial. I don't talk to anyone. But I'm also of the opinion that no one wants to talk to me. And I consider it a mutual thing. You don't want to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you. Let's just go.

John Shull 41:55

I have learned as I've gotten older that I kind of put a mask on as I was younger, like I really am an introvert. Like, I don't really want to talk to people unless I want to talk to them. Yeah, I

Nick VinZant 42:08

think most people are probably like that. They don't want to talk to people unless they want to talk to people. I mean, even people who want to talk to people, though. Anyway. I was trying to go somewhere. I didn't feel like it was getting anywhere. Oh, you ready? Get started your ShoutOuts

John Shull 42:23

gonna give some shout outs and then after that I have a it's either gonna go up in flames or you're actually going going to enjoy the segment. Oh, is it new? Um, yeah, it's new for us. It's not new in general, but it's something new that we've never tried before. But I think okay, you're gonna you're gonna hate it, but we'll see. We'll see. Okay, so, so, anyways, it's not that exciting, but the nicey sell it, sell it. The subject itself, I think you'll hate but I'm curious to see if maybe you'll just play along. Anyways, let's give some shout outs here. We'll start with Sam Hogg. Two G's at the end of hogs. Yeah, I

Nick VinZant 43:02

thought so. I thought so. There's not You're not going to find a lot of people who are named after like an animal. Hog. Good. Good. I don't know anybody that's really named after animals. That has an animal last name. Do you know anybody that has an animal last name?

John Shull 43:21

I mean, just for the sake of not having dead air on the podcast, I'm going to say no.

Unknown Speaker 43:26

Give it a second. Like, like, I

John Shull 43:28

don't know anyone with the last name, but like, I feel like I should know a moose or something.

Nick VinZant 43:33

I don't know. I don't know anybody who has an animal last name and not and has to be a common animal. Not like I'm actually named after the lower reticulated arachnid spider.

John Shull 43:47

Sort of spider. Do we know a spider?

Nick VinZant 43:49

The only one that I could possibly think of is maybe somebody with the last name beaver.

Unknown Speaker 43:54

Or deer. But I can't think

Nick VinZant 43:57

of anybody who has an animal last name.

John Shull 44:00

There is a baseball player. His name was Rob deer. I know that

Nick VinZant 44:03

but spelled like, you know a deer is one of those words like sweat and sweet that I really get confused as to how you spell deer.

Unknown Speaker 44:11

D R.

John Shull 44:12

Yeah, it was D E R. T E R. So as dir Yeah, that's also weird to say. D E R.

Unknown Speaker 44:24

It just doesn't really make sense. Now I

Nick VinZant 44:26

can see an ar e like John Deere. Let's look this up people with animal last names. Is there anybody?

Unknown Speaker 44:37

Oh,

Nick VinZant 44:39

come on. Come on. We should have known this. There's a couple Tony Hawk.

Unknown Speaker 44:45

Michael Yeah. Michael J. Fox.

John Shull 44:51

Okay. Okay. Yeah, Tony. I mean, I don't think it's much bigger than them to

Nick VinZant 44:57

know bird. I don't count Bert Larry Bird

John Shull 45:02

Oh jesus yeah we suck it's actually a lot of

Nick VinZant 45:05

them it's one of those things you don't really like no Martin technically Martin anybody with last name Martin would be a Martin is a fox. Okay, we should say this we're not a top five that's a great one top five people with animal names

John Shull 45:21

Hey Thank you Sam OG for leading us down that five minute pass.

Nick VinZant 45:24

He doesn't count because he had an extra G trying to be fucking cool.

John Shull 45:27

Oh boy. All right, Coulter King. Liam Weatherall. John Scofield fantastic first name actually a new a Jimmy Scofield.

Unknown Speaker 45:38

Okay. Doesn't tell us all about it.

John Shull 45:40

Charlie Awana mocker. Devon Napoli, Molly Wilkinson. Brendan Murphy. Dylan Ray. And Edward. Hollis.

Nick VinZant 45:53

That is Dylan Murphy's name always have a burp at the front of it or was that just for that one

Unknown Speaker 45:57

specific.

John Shull 46:00

There get the sound

Nick VinZant 46:01

of a bird. A fart is funny, but I can't I hate the sound of a bird.

John Shull 46:09

I actually I don't mind either. I mean whatever. You know you do you write

Nick VinZant 46:13

only like a nasty like if you're drinking a nasty beer. And that's like swill beer and you get that giant Bert built up. It's like, oh, otherwise, I hate the sound of a bird. That's disgusting sound to me.

John Shull 46:26

If you ever burped while, like inhaling beer or a pop or something?

Unknown Speaker 46:31

No, I'm not a burper I don't think that I burnt more than three times a week.

John Shull 46:39

What are you as spitter? Swaller.

Nick VinZant 46:44

I just don't burp that much. I'm not a burping kind of guy. But are you a burger? Are you more of a burger or Florida?

John Shull 46:52

I mean, let's be honest. I'm both.

Nick VinZant 46:55

Yeah. So all kinds of gas cars. Every which way I

John Shull 47:00

got my armpits, my nostrils all orifices, happens.

Nick VinZant 47:05

No surprise. There's not more sounds that come out of your nose or your ears. Really? Right. Like if you think that's all that's going on in your body. You think that sounds are just coming out of any open area.

Unknown Speaker 47:15

Can you hear me blink?

Nick VinZant 47:18

If I blink right next to the microphone. Can you hear that?

John Shull 47:21

Oh, yeah, it sounds amazing. You can hear it. No, you can't hear it.

Nick VinZant 47:25

You blink next to the microphone. See if I can hear it. Try to I could hear something. Did you bump your face against it? No. Maybe you're a more powerful blinker than i Okay. Well, man, how does? How could anybody listen to this?

John Shull 47:44

I have no idea. But I guarantee you that whoever is still listening, this is like, Oh, can I hear myself?

Unknown Speaker 47:51

Right? It's a good question. I

John Shull 47:53

mean, we're not Award Nominated for no reason here.

Nick VinZant 47:57

Oh, that's right. I don't think we've told the people.

John Shull 48:00

I don't think we have either. You guys I feel I feel like you're a better presenter than me.

Nick VinZant 48:05

So we were nominated for best interview podcast. It's the second time we've been nominated for best interview podcast. We're gonna lose. We always lose. But we've been nominated.

John Shull 48:17

But I mean lesson we're up against. I mean, I mean, these are serious awards. Right? The signal awards. Yeah. You can still vote I think to the 14th. Their viewer voted upon. I mean, we're going up against John Stuart. I think Tina Fey's in there, Stephen Yun. Oh, so, human

Nick VinZant 48:37

Yan, Netflix person. We're up against like, well, Netflix.

John Shull 48:41

Well, he's actually Glenn from The Walking Dead. That's where people know him.

Nick VinZant 48:45

So they got some famous guy to host their thing. Yeah,

John Shull 48:49

but I used to want to finish last. That's all I just I just want to finish above one other podcasts that has 50 people working behind it. That probably makes six figures a year. And I just want to not finish last. The load

Nick VinZant 49:01

the most recently I checked is that we weren't in last place which is shocking to me. Julia, Julia Louie Dreyfus is on there. Right? Like, how could we ever beat those people? If I was them and saw us on that show? Last on the list? I'd be embarrassed. I'd be like who is these?

John Shull 49:22

Oh, is that why Jon Stewart took his podcast off there. That one

Nick VinZant 49:26

must be right. Like wouldn't you want to take it like oh, it's me. Oh, like imagine if you're a Kevin Hart like Kevin Hart. We're up against Kevin. Oh, yeah. Kevin Hart's on there. And it's like Kevin Hart. Jon Stewart. The guy that you just mentioned about The Walking Dead, the lady from Seinfeld and then like us.

John Shull 49:46

I mean, I I've stuck with this podcast for six years because you do great work fine. We do great work.

Nick VinZant 49:53

We do do. I mean it is like Well,

John Shull 49:55

wait. Oh yeah, it is five years isn't it at all It is yeah, well, well we're on our way to six so and you still look as handsome as that first episode that I couldn't see your face on? No. All right, so you're gonna hate this the more I think about this, this was a terrible idea, but it has this jump into it. And it goes along with the theme of our top five.

Nick VinZant 50:21

Okay, but now let me ask you this. Now this is a candle of the month episode, if I hate this completely and totally Are you willing to bet your candle of the month on it?

John Shull 50:31

To everybody else except you? Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm glad you I'm glad you remember those candle the month I have a special Blue Key candle. Anyways. Alright, so I everyone's aware of the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce. I don't know love story that you want to call it. So it got me thinking. We always talk about celebrity nicknames for couples? Do we actually do we actually know them?

Nick VinZant 51:02

Okay, you're gonna quiz me on Celebrity. This is one of the things in the universe that I care. Absolutely nothing about.

John Shull 51:08

I know. It's just what, which is why it's so amazing.

Nick VinZant 51:11

And I am personally of the opinion that this relationship and most celebrity relationships are completely fake. I don't think that they're real. I think that their public relations relationships. 100%, right. Especially like, oh, look, they got a new relationship. And they also got an album coming out. And they got a movie coming out, like, oh, how does that happen? I don't think most of them are real at all.

John Shull 51:37

Well, I'll tell you what, if you hate the first one, I'll go into my camera in the month but let's start here was probably the most famous one. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore what were they called? For their near decade of dating each other

Speaker 4 51:52

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I have no idea. Asked me.

Nick VinZant 52:00

Oh, that's not any good. Sound like Bennifer I remember that one. That one was good. Ash was not very good. I'm gonna give it a one out of five score as that's going to be a two.

John Shull 52:12

All right. How about this one? Speaking of Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,

Nick VinZant 52:18

oh, Brangelina. Everybody knows that. That's a five salon now.

John Shull 52:22

You're actually having more fun with us than I thought you would. So I'm going to keep rolling here. Kevin Federline, whom at one point in my life, I thought he was the luckiest man alive in Britney Spears.

Nick VinZant 52:35

Go I don't know, K fed. But that doesn't make any sense.

John Shull 52:39

That was his nickname, Federline.

Nick VinZant 52:41

Oh, that's terrible. That's a one. That's a one.

John Shull 52:45

If you haven't seen Britney Spears lately, by the way, and you're into celebrity gossip, she looks like somebody that needs some serious help.

Nick VinZant 52:53

Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's gotta be a tough life. Man. I feel bad for people who are really famous and then they kind of grow up in a world not knowing who they are. What's going on. I feel bad for people like that. Glad you make fun of them.

John Shull 53:07

I didn't say a word. I'm thinking about it. You're thinking about it. Well, not going out to dinner with her. I tell you that. Unless she's checked for knives. Anyways. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Nick VinZant 53:22

I don't know. I don't know. I can't even

John Shull 53:24

think a lot of them. Probably the coolest dual nickname Tomcat.

Unknown Speaker 53:31

Oh, but that's

Nick VinZant 53:34

I both understand that. It's like okay, but that's like when you went to the most obvious place and you went such to an obvious place that it made it bad. I'm gonna give that a 1.5 because I hate it because I would never be like what's Tomcat doing?

John Shull 53:48

Okay, fine. The last one here. Taylor Swift. Encounter Kennedy.

Unknown Speaker 53:57

K Swift. Taco. That's okay. As a five.

Nick VinZant 54:05

Give that. Have you ever been legitimately interested in any celebrity gossip? Like you were actually interested in it?

John Shull 54:14

I mean, only in this the celebrity realms that interest me like no, not the pop stuff. Not the not the music, not the models, you know, wrestling sports. I mean, like last week, when they announced that they had arrested to pox killer. I mean, oh, yeah. I mean, that that's not gossip, because it actually happened. Right? But I mean, it's kind of become a circus since he was murdered, you know, searching for his killer and all that.

Nick VinZant 54:40

That's that's like 30 years ago, but did they get big? He's killer. Big he's

John Shull 54:46

killer. I think they're still looking for babies killer.

Unknown Speaker 54:50

That's kind of crazy.

Nick VinZant 54:51

I've always thought about when people like are killed when in regards to crimes. I've never understood how police can not solve it. And I've never understood how they can solve it. It's amazing to me both regards.

John Shull 55:03

I mean, I think it having been in the industry that you were in and that I'm still currently in when you talk to police officers, and detectives, some of them like they know sometimes who did it, but you just can't piece the evidence. Yeah. Right. And you and you have to prove it obviously in a court of law here in America. And yeah,

Unknown Speaker 55:24

okay. All right. Are you ready?

John Shull 55:26

I have by the way, I just want to say that did not go as terrible as I thought it would. So kudos to you for not railroading it from the get. Yeah, let's

Nick VinZant 55:32

just long as we never do it again. Fair enough. Is there any other ones that were really good? There's got to be another one. You didn't have benefactor? Who was benefiting as

John Shull 55:40

well because you already you said it. But it was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. I had Abra Levine and check Kroger. Which how in the hell did that ever happen? It

Nick VinZant 55:53

was in Chad Kroger

Unknown Speaker 55:54

and like a religious band.

John Shull 55:57

No, man, he was the lead singer of Nickelback.

Nick VinZant 56:00

Oh, I get him confused with a guy for creed.

John Shull 56:05

Creed also wasn't a religious band man.

Nick VinZant 56:11

Creed wasn't a religious banned. I think it was dude. Religious it's named creed

John Shull 56:17

to stop it. I'm gonna check Kroger and Avril Levine's nickname was Chevrolet. Or sure real?

Nick VinZant 56:23

Is creed, a real Christian band?

Unknown Speaker 56:27

Oh, he's pissed about it. Yeah, he's

Nick VinZant 56:30

pissed about it.

John Shull 56:31

That's some gossip that you probably fell for.

Unknown Speaker 56:33

Yeah, that's the very first

Nick VinZant 56:35

thing that he says that's like gonna be on his tombstone. Not a Christian band. Like, Well, dude, don't be making lyrics like that and have the name creed and then expect not right. Like, okay, if you're going to walk like a duck and talks like a duck Don't get mad when people call you a duck. And he's all pissed because people call him a

John Shull 56:53

duck. Anyway, okay. He's had a tough life to.

Nick VinZant 56:57

A lot of people have had tough lives. I don't ever want to hear okay, I'm gonna go on a rant. Now that you said this. I don't ever want to hear from any celebrity, whether they're an Actor, a Musician and athlete. Anybody talking about how they work so hard. It's easy to work damn hard when you're making a lot of money. What's tough is working hard and not making a lot of money. I don't ever want to see some celebrity talk about how hard they're working. Like there's a difference between hard work and hard work. Like hard work is having two kids making 50 grand a year.

Unknown Speaker 57:27

That's fucking hard work.

John Shull 57:29

paid for and brought to you by the Nick VinZant for 2024 campaign

Nick VinZant 57:33

said about this. I just hate that every time some celebrities like oh, it's just you know, we're all working so hard. It's pretty easy to work hard when you make 10 million a year. That's not hard work. There's a difference between working hard and hard work.

John Shull 57:46

I will never forget. And this is a 32nd story. months within the pandemic. Justin Timberlake was quoted as saying, I don't understand how all these parents do it being apparent 24 hours a day is tougher than tough. I

Nick VinZant 58:05

don't think like that's probably got to be some of the hardest stuff that anybody has to do is making between like 25 and 100 grand being a parent like That's hard work. I don't want to ever hear somebody like oh it's such hard work on this movie said we got paid 20 million so shut the fuck up.

John Shull 58:21

Can we get my last show going because I gotta cancel the month to get

Nick VinZant 58:25

to the horses first

Speaker 4 58:27

to know now I could do it again. There wasn't a whole lot to it

Nick VinZant 58:40

I think my heart Let me try let me try it's time the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again.

Unknown Speaker 58:53

candle of the month.

John Shull 58:56

Here we go. It's a very spooky candle. I don't know what I was trying to do there.

Nick VinZant 59:02

I don't know how did you go Hispanic, he went Hispanic in the middle of that.

John Shull 59:09

Anyways, head over to the magic Candle Company. I think I've talked about these folks before they do a lot of themed candles all varying praises. One thing I really like before I get to the scent that I'm going to say for candle a month is you can usually get most of their candles in small large and get rooms braids you get wax melts. Oils, so you just don't have to get candles but regardless my candle the month this month with a being October pumpkin king by the magic Candle Company and one thing that this candle has that I've always wanted to find in a candle that I have not been able to find till now is a pumpkin candle that smells like pumpkin puree

Nick VinZant 1:00:00

What are most other pumpkin candles smell like?

John Shull 1:00:02

That can be a little dry like It's like this is like having somebody just rub pumpkin puree over your body over and over and over again.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:11

Is that good?

John Shull 1:00:14

I mean hey, well, I actually getting down

Unknown Speaker 1:00:17

at the house Jeff. Anyways.

John Shull 1:00:21

Check them out magic candle company.com I think they are an online store only. But they have all kinds of deals, especially with the holiday coming up and Thanksgiving after that. And they have a lot of they've I don't know if they've actually purchased the rights to be able to sell some of these candles, but they have like Stranger Things line they have like Hocus Pocus, some of the horror movie franchises but you know, to me, nothing is better than good old pumpkin puree and a candle.

Nick VinZant 1:00:52

What is a horror movie candle

Unknown Speaker 1:00:54

smell like?

John Shull 1:00:55

What you know, like like, I actually don't know if they have it this year, but I know last year, they have like a Jason Vorhees scent, which was like piney and Woody, because you know, that's where the first Friday the 13th

Nick VinZant 1:01:07

Ah, so I didn't know his theme candles. Is that a big business?

John Shull 1:01:13

Yeah, of course. I mean, themed anything, right? I mean, that's how Etsy that's how Etsy shops make all their money, I think is because they illegally make products with certain bicolor likenesses on them. And, you know, that's, that's, that's it.

Nick VinZant 1:01:26

I really don't understand how you can burn that many candles in your nose like still works all the time. Like, I would think that you it'd be like listening to music that allowed volume all the time. And I would just I would think that you'd be deaf. The smell of death.

John Shull 1:01:41

I mean, to be fair, you know, when when when I when I got COVID That really did a number on my senses. But one thing it seemed not to touch after a while. That was the first time I've had it, by the way, which was the worst was my smell. It came back after like, a month. And now I have like Spidey smell.

Nick VinZant 1:02:02

What did you do without being able to smell? What did the candle kind of sewer do? Because they've been stripped of your superpowers. What do you have? Because I don't buy

John Shull 1:02:10

did you still think I messed up? I don't think I missed a podcast during all that.

Nick VinZant 1:02:15

Oh, so you just made up candle of the month so you just lied to the people? No,

John Shull 1:02:20

this was two plus years ago. I don't think I was doing candle the month two plus years ago.

Unknown Speaker 1:02:25

Huh? Busted.

John Shull 1:02:28

Okay, yeah, yes, this has been a fabrication since day one.

Nick VinZant 1:02:32

It's all a lie. The main thing about candles? Um, are you okay? Are you ready for our top five?

John Shull 1:02:40

I am and I know you hate it. You do not let you you are not into this, but I think it's going to be a good one.

Nick VinZant 1:02:45

Okay, so our number five is top five tailors. But we're breaking our rule. And then it can be tailor or the first name or the last name.

John Shull 1:02:55

Which I always thought you could anyways, I didn't

Nick VinZant 1:02:57

realize you've gotten mad at me before because I did the last name. Probably because

John Shull 1:03:02

you were talking shit about something I picked or something. Right.

Nick VinZant 1:03:06

Right. I also I always like those kinds of rules, the ones that only apply to this specific set of circumstances that I'm okay with at that time.

John Shull 1:03:13

Yeah, I mean, come on, man. Okay, it's what we're doing here. All right. All right. My number five, you got to put her on the list. And that's Elizabeth Taylor.

Nick VinZant 1:03:22

You have her at number five.

John Shull 1:03:24

I do. I'm telling you. I think there's a lot of tailors out there that you're not thinking of.

Nick VinZant 1:03:31

I have her higher on the list for a reason that I'll explain later, but I have her higher. I think that five is obviously too low. My number five is honestly the guy that I would say is kind of symbolic of a lot of tailors. He's somebody that you've heard of, but you're not sure exactly which one that one is. It's Taylor Lautner The Wolverine from Twilight. Or the Wolfman, werewolf,

John Shull 1:03:57

Michigan zone Taylor Lautner. Oh god. I actually don't have him on my list.

Nick VinZant 1:04:05

Even though it's Michigan zone, you're gonna make a big deal about his Michigan zone and then be like, Nah, we don't he's not that gris.

John Shull 1:04:12

So we've had we've done less like this what name is a four and we've had, you know, six singular movie or franchise actors on there, or actresses, but other than that, I don't know what he's done. Other than Twilight.

Nick VinZant 1:04:25

I think he's done a couple of things, but nothing that was ever anything like that, but a lot of people really struggle with that. I think there's a lot of people whenever you talk about any kind of franchise whether it's a movie or a TV show, it's really hard to do multiple things I think that you kind of get synonymous with that and then nobody wants to touch you.

Unknown Speaker 1:04:45

Like this podcast Yeah. Never for

John Shull 1:04:51

man see, so this is where it gets extremely tough man. I mean, it is. You are splitting hairs with tailors after after really? I In the top five. So my number four, I'm gonna put James Taylor on the list at number four.

Nick VinZant 1:05:05

That's who I have to I have James Taylor at number four. One of the, like a happy songwriter. All of his songs are happy songs.

John Shull 1:05:13

To me, not a whole lot different in terms of what he contributed to the music industry than say, like a Jimmy Buffett. They're both well known for some of their anthems. They've been around forever. I mean, obviously, Buffett, he, you know, did all the things in the Caribbean but very similar ask artists to me, but you have to you have to put James Taylor on the list.

Nick VinZant 1:05:34

But Jimmy Buffett is more famous than James Taylor.

John Shull 1:05:38

I yeah, I would agree with that.

Nick VinZant 1:05:39

Yeah, his songs at least, but they were both kind of that same musical style of like, didn't weren't really writing about hard times. They were writing about having a good time. James Taylor was like a musical, Mr. Rogers.

John Shull 1:05:53

Oh, my God. Alright, my number three, I actually have two people at my number three. Okay. And that's going to be Roger Taylor and Taylor Hawkins. Both drummers, one from Queen and one of the Foo Fighters.

Speaker 5 1:06:07

Also both people who I don't know who they are. Okay. Well, it sounds like you. I don't know

Nick VinZant 1:06:14

who Roger Taylor or Taylor Hawkins is?

John Shull 1:06:18

Well learn about the Foo Fighters or, or queen then I guess,

Nick VinZant 1:06:23

queen, I'm going to look up Roger Taylor. I actually thought Roger Taylor was a bond guy. I mean,

John Shull 1:06:30

you should at least know who Taylor Hawkins was.

Nick VinZant 1:06:33

Don't come to me with drummers, man. Come on. Now. There's very, you very, very rarely, very rarely, no more than two people in a band. It's a big deal if you know more than one really.

John Shull 1:06:49

Sure, but I also think that like these weren't normal musicians like these are these these are legends of music.

Nick VinZant 1:06:57

I don't think I'm gonna put Taylor Hawkins is a legend of music. Not somebody that I would know who they were Foo Fighters. I only know Dave Grohl. Okay, how about this? How many people can you name in a band? And I'll go through the list. Guns and Roses.

John Shull 1:07:14

slash Axl.

I mean, those who are those or anyone else in the band,

Nick VinZant 1:07:20

I think Duff but that might have been another band. You to.

John Shull 1:07:27

Oh, I mean, obviously, I'm not a big YouTube fan. But bonobo and the guy with the weird sunglasses and the soul patch.

Nick VinZant 1:07:37

I think his name is the edge. I could you imagine introducing yourself as the edge? Like no, no, it's not even a nickname. It's just I'm the edge. Like

John Shull 1:07:49

at the that sphere in Las Vegas. That thing looks pretty dope. I

Nick VinZant 1:07:52

think looks pretty sweet way to see a concert. Yeah, that looks like a good but okay. Would you agree with my sentiment that that's like, there's very few bands that you know to people very, very rare. Well, you're gonna know three of them.

John Shull 1:08:06

Yeah, I don't disagree with you. But that's not really the argument here. The argument is Roger Taylor and Taylor Hawkins. They are legends of music.

Nick VinZant 1:08:16

No, yeah. And you know, they did all that stuff.

John Shull 1:08:19

With What's your net worth was just stopped back

Nick VinZant 1:08:22

on who is it's collaborated with? What's its face?

John Shull 1:08:26

What's your number three

Nick VinZant 1:08:27

Lawrence Taylor. Number 56. For the New York Giants. Okay, so

John Shull 1:08:32

that he's my number two. Okay, strictly because he changed the game of professional football American professional football forever. He is. He's a top 10 player ever, in my opinion.

Nick VinZant 1:08:46

Yeah, I've heard he's a really good player. I know. He also did a lot of cutting drugs, a

John Shull 1:08:50

lot of drugs, a lot of drugs.

Nick VinZant 1:08:54

He's kind of just leading up to my overall argument for my number one, but that's so now I think I know who your number one is going to be. But who's your number two?

John Shull 1:09:02

He was my number two.

Unknown Speaker 1:09:04

Oh, my number two is Taylor Swift.

John Shull 1:09:09

That's my number one.

Nick VinZant 1:09:11

I I would agree with you if you took pulse of the moment. Taylor Swift is the most famous Taylor by a long margin. I think that she is levels above. Lawrence Taylor, James Taylor, the two guys from a bands that you talked about miles above Taylor Lautner. But my number one is Elizabeth Taylor. Because I think that people who were really famous in the past, were levels above fame that we have now. Because there wasn't like 50 movies or a whole bunch of songs. Like there's only a couple of things. So whatever came out like you were really famous.

John Shull 1:09:50

I don't disagree with that. I do think in 50 years, 100 years, though, when we look back on, you know, like the Beyonce is a Taylor Swift to the world. are of the generation I mean that they're gonna be remembered like as as an Elizabeth Taylor. I don't know the criteria you're judging them on is correct, but it's fine. It's, you know,

Nick VinZant 1:10:14

I mostly just refused to put Taylor Swift is number one.

John Shull 1:10:17

I know you do use Swifty

Nick VinZant 1:10:19

I don't understand that have you ever been really into like a celebrity?

John Shull 1:10:25

Not not where I would like to classify myself as a you know, as a nickname now friends will tell you that I was in love with Tom Brady at one point in my life, which is probably true. Yeah. But I'm I'm also going to say that that was just me being an immature, early 20 something old. But that's probably it. I mean, wrestle. I mean, wrestlers the rock stone cold. Sure, but like, you know, I would never paint my fate. Well, I mean, maybe I would paint my face, but it doesn't matter. So I guess maybe, maybe,

Nick VinZant 1:11:00

huh? Do you have anything in your honorable mention?

John Shull 1:11:03

Not really. I mean, I put Taylor Kish in there. Friday Night Lights, several of these. He was also in that that terrible Disney movie that bombed out the Prince of Persia or whatever it was Prince or John Hart or something to Mars? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. John Korea, it doesn't matter. But no, that's kind of it. Yeah, I

Nick VinZant 1:11:25

don't have anybody. I think there's a president, Zachary Taylor. The other one that I noticed is the game who was a rapper, but his real name is Taylor.

Unknown Speaker 1:11:35

So Oh, okay. Yeah, I would put the game

Nick VinZant 1:11:38

on there. I would actually put the game above Taylor Lautner. If and if I could get away

John Shull 1:11:42

with it? Sure, well, we'll allow it the game's big

Nick VinZant 1:11:47

deal. Ah, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. Doesn't have to be anything big. Just a couple of quick words really helps us out. And we've also put a link in the description. If you want to vote for us for the signal awards, we would really appreciate it our goal is just not to get last place. We just don't want to be completely last. And let us know what you think or who you think rather, is the number one most famous Taylor. I do believe that people in the past were more famous because there simply just wasn't that many people. There wasn't as many options. But it's probably Taylor Swift. It really probably is. Although I think this is my personal opinion. I think that the era of this celebrity is coming to an end. Because we're all kind of sick of this, because it's inescapable in a lot of ways. And I would not be surprised if the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce relationship is what finally pushes us over the edge.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, solar weather, and fall, y'all.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 0:21

Space weather is the weather in space. And it's completely, totally driven by the sun, we can see the solar cycle in the measurements of the cosmic rays. Because when the sun is less active, so At solar minimum, we have a lot more cosmic rays coming. One of the biggest questions in our field is what would happen if the current Dawn event happened today,

Nick VinZant 0:48

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener. Welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest studies the sun, specifically, what's happening on the sun, and how it creates the solar weather that can have such a big impact on our entire planet. This is Helio physicist, Dr. Erica Paul Merio. Is space weather like I think of weather like, or is it really kind of something completely different?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 1:31

Yes, base weather is basically we do more or less the same things. We have to do forecasts, we have different conditions, we have nice space weather conditions, we have more disturbed space weather conditions. So yeah, they can be pretty much compared.

Nick VinZant 1:48

So when we talk about like space weather, what is essentially,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 1:52

exactly so Space weather is the weather in space, and it's completely, totally driven by the sun, but it's not this static ball of gas, of ionized gas, I must I should say, which is known as plasma. So it just not the static ball that is just there. In space, it goes through a lot of activity. And actually, the activity of the Sun is dictated by what we call the solar cycle. So every 11 years, we will have the sun alternating between a state of being a bit more quiet, which we call the solar minimum. And and the state of being much more active, which we call solar maximum. And solar activity manifests through things such as eruptions. And parts of eruptions are for example, solar flares, or coronal mass ejections, CMEs. And other phenomenon. So for example, we have the solar wind streaming all the time from the sun continuously. And all of these things that happen on the sun can obviously affect other objects in the solar system, including Earth. What is it

Nick VinZant 3:11

though? Like, is it radiation? Is it just pure energy coming at us? Like, what is the thing that is happening? I guess?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 3:20

Yes. So and now it's going to be a pretty pretty long conversation, but bear with me and please feel free to stop me at any point. So for example, when we have a solar eruption, we have some magnetic structure, magnetic bundle of magnetic fields that is there that somehow becomes unstable. So solar flare is this very rapid burst of energy on magnetic energy that we see as a very fast brightening on the sun that can last from a few minutes to a couple of hours. And from there, yes, we get radiation coming out in the in the solar system. And at the same time, we can have also a so called coronal mass ejection or CME coming out of the sun. And that's literally a cloud a huge cloud of plasma and magnetic fields that can be thrown in any direction. So sometimes it's going to miss us much sometimes it's going to directly impact us. Now from a flare, we can get radiation and also from a CME eruption when it's still very close to the sun. So it's the full of energy and can accelerate particles, we get this special particles that we call solar energetic particles, that are particles that are accelerated to such high energies that they are giving out a lot of radiation. So when if and when they impact us depending on how strong this level of radiation we have here we can have something that is called a radiation storm and That's what is actually dangerous for spacecraft in, in in space, because this radiation can damage their electronics. And we have had occasions or like some episodes or losing some instruments, onboard some spacecraft or losing a spacecraft altogether. And also this radiation storms, this radiation is very dangerous for asteroids, which also connects me to the next point. So Earth has its own magnetic field that generates this bubble of magnetic production that we call the magneto sphere. Now, the magneto sphere is if you look at it now, let's try to imagine it's basically a bubble that is stretched enormously on one side and the side on which is stretched, it's the side that points away from the sun. And that's because we have the solar wind that I mentioned before coming all the time towards us, us and stretching these magnetic fields away from the sun. It's basically the same concept as if you are blowing your hair with a hairdryer and you will have the hair going on on one side, right?

Nick VinZant 6:15

I was imagining like somebody drawing a tennis ball, like when they draw like the wind going over. And it's like that's how I would imagine it.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 6:22

Yes, exactly, exactly, something like that. So now for example, the but inside this bubble, we have a lot of production from Earth's magnetic field itself right. Now when we have a coronal mass ejection coming towards us, which are these huge, huge clouds of plasma magnetic field, they're their own magnetic field, obviously. And when the magnetic field coming from a CME is pointing instead, southward, and it's hitting Earth's magnetosphere. Something, a process called magnetic reconnection happens where the lines merge and then separate, which means that Earth's magnetosphere will literally open on the day side, the magnetic field will be thrown up back towards the night side. And we have extra particles and all the solar wind materials from the Sun that can flow straight into the poles, which is also what gave us Aurora, which is the I might I mean, at least in my opinion, it's the most beautiful spectacle that can come out of solar activity. And I think it's the only visual literally visual, you know, in in, at wavelengths that our eyes can see, it's the only visual manifestation of space weather. But what else can come when when I'm coronal mass ejection with a south magnetic south board, my pointing magnetic field comes towards us is that we get all these extra particles or extra currents coming in. So we will have elevated currents on ground, which can disrupt things like power, power lines, and energy, transformers, all these technology, things that we are so accustomed to right now, but there is no direct effect on human health on the ground.

Nick VinZant 8:25

So it really kind of like the only thing it could really do to us is kind of like knock out our electronics, which would then cause global chaos.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 8:33

Yes. And one other kind of store that we can add is called a radio blackout, which means that on the day side, radio waves cannot transmit properly.

Nick VinZant 8:46

So there's basically when we get down to it, right, like the solar wind or solar flare and a CME.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 8:52

Yes, these are the main the main things that we have to be afraid of. And obviously solar flares and CMEs are what accelerate solar energetic particles.

Nick VinZant 9:03

So if we didn't have that magnetic field, are we just pictures? Are we just toast basically?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 9:11

I mean, probably yes. I mean, that's, that's literally what's happening on the moon. So the moon as no magnetic field of itself and no, and apart from probably something localized on the on the crust of the moon, but there is no large scale protection. So which is okay, apart from the fact that we couldn't breathe, because there is no atmosphere. But if we don't, okay, if we ignore the fact that we couldn't breathe, yeah, we can't have just someone on the wall stay in there. Because I mean, yes, when we have solar activity, there is enhancements of this radiation, but you know, the solar wind itself is streaming particle As continuously, which are not as energetic, but still, you know, over time radiation would still accumulate, I would say, How's our

Nick VinZant 10:09

magnetic field? Right? Like, there's no danger to our magnetic field or anything? Is there? I hope?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 10:15

No, however, our magnetic field is fine.

Nick VinZant 10:18

So if you were to kind of put like, on a scale of one to 10, with one being like, we don't know what this yellow looking ball in the sky is to 10, we've got this whole thing figured out. Where do you think that we would be kind of in our knowledge of what's going on with the sun?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 10:35

On the sun? I would say six or seven, maybe, let's say six and a half, there is really a lot to still discover,

Nick VinZant 10:45

I guess what's going on with this? I don't know if that's a good question or not. But like, I have no idea what the sun really is, like I get it, but I have no clue what's really going on up there.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 10:59

It's a middle aged star, which means that it's a deep space of burning hydrogen into helium, we can think about this on a bit like an onion, we have three major layers in the inside, which is called the solar interior, and then three layers of on the outside that we call the solar atmosphere. So in the inside, we have the nucleus, which is where all these fusion reactions happen. So when we're burning hydrogen into helium, then we have the Radiative Zone, which is where the energy that is produced with these reactions is radiating outwards, then we have the convection zone, which is where this energy is moved, moves upward outwards through convective motions, where convective motion is basically like water boiling, where we have called stuff going down, hot stuff going up, or am I getting it the other way, whatever. Anyway, we are this convective motions. And then we get to the atmosphere, where, as I said before, the lower lowest layer, which is the one we can see with our eyes protected eyes is the photosphere. Then we have the chromosphere, which is another layer that is kind of low in the sun, and then we add the corona, which is the outermost layer of the solar atmosphere. And it's kind of giant. Like we we normally like even if we look at places, for example, away 30 solar radii, so 30 times the radius of the sun, we still kind of we still call that area the corona. So it's like a very, the sun has a gigantic atmosphere. And then at some point, we will have this transition from the corona to the solar wind, even if obviously, the solar wind is formed, much lower at the sun, but we and then at some point we will have probably after Mercury's orbit, what we call interplanetary space, but then also after the planets, the sun is still influencing all the system and actually the entire sphere of influence of the sun, in terms of solar wind, or you know in terms of like what we study in either physics, which is the subject of studying the sun and its environment. All these bubble is called the heliosphere. Literally the solar sphere, which is not as big as for example, the sphere of influence of sun of the sun's gravity. So for example, a lot of times like when you talk about the solar system like depends on what you're talking about, because the sun's gravity as an influence much farther away. So for example, we know that the comments are born in the Oort cloud. That's way outside of the heliosphere but the sphere of influence of the solar wind so where the solar wind and meets the interstellar wind, that's what defines the heliosphere.

Nick VinZant 14:22

So that's our like, way past Pluto, basically.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 14:25

Oh, yeah. via a lot. Yes. thing that

Nick VinZant 14:29

always gets me whenever we like I hear about space is like this can't be real. All of this, like all this stuff can't be real, right.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 14:37

I know. It's so cool.

Nick VinZant 14:40

No, no,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 14:43

but we we have gone out of the heliosphere. We actually have measurements from outside of the heliosphere. We have had two spacecraft that I've left it or at least two spacecraft that have left it and we have data of which are the two Voyager spacecraft that were launched in 1977? I think that Voyager two so the second one crossed this line of dividing the solar influence from interstellar space in 2018. So pretty recently, and yes, so now we have two probes that are actually measuring the interstellar winds.

Nick VinZant 15:24

So how far like how many million miles is it out there before you finally get past it?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 15:29

So I can do it more or less in in terms of distance between the Earth and the Sun. So we are at 100 Plus, so probably 120, definitely more than 100 times the distance between Earth and the Sun. Whoa, that's pretty far out. And the distance between the Earth and the Sun is 150 million kilometres, which in miles I think should be someday like 98 million miles

Nick VinZant 16:01

ideate. So like, what's nine, what's nine times 109,800 9000 800 million miles, whatever that is.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 16:15

So almost 10 billion by it since that. That's a lot of mathematics for for a Friday. I know.

Nick VinZant 16:22

Right? Tuesday morning kind of conversation that a Friday. But like he's it's absolutely noticeable. Like if you're on this side of the heliosphere? You know it and once you're on that line, it's like crossing into the deep end or something.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 16:42

I mean, yeah. I mean, it's not like a very sharp line, we are the same at the division between the magnetosphere and the solar. So actually, you know, as we can think of Earth's magnetosphere separating us from the solar wind, it's a bit the same of within the case of the heliosphere being separated from the interstellar wind. But between all of these interfaces, there is something that we call a sheath region. So for example, the in the case of Earth protecting us from the solar wind, we have the magneto sheath. And for the heliosphere separating from the interstellar wind, we have the Helio sheath, so it's a region where materials from both sides are kind of mixing up. Because yeah, the division is not extremely sharp. So then

Nick VinZant 17:37

we are we ever affected by, you know, the solar winds or whatever from other stars?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 17:45

No, the only thing that we get from outer space is galactic cosmic rays, which are very, very energetic particles that are coming from who knows where the center of the galaxy some supernovae, you know, so things that are happening outside in the galaxy. So we have these rays that come to us. And actually, funnily enough, we can see the solar cycle in the measurements of the cosmic rays, because when the sun is less active, so At solar minimum, we have a lot more cosmic rays coming because this, the sun is not, you know, as energized. But during solar maximum, we measure a lot of less particles from the galaxy because the sun is shooting stuff out all the time. So it's kind of protecting us.

Nick VinZant 18:44

It's kind of like the weak like a weak spot in a force field. That's the way that I imagine right? Like, it's getting through the force field. It's solar minimum and not its solar maximum. Yes, exactly. Yes. I finally like I understood, I understood that. Like, I got that the math was too hard, but I got that far. Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 19:07

Oh, we have lizard the idea. No, yes, sure. Let's go for it.

Nick VinZant 19:11

Biggest solar weather event we've ever been hit with. What did it do?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 19:18

I can talk for so long about this. Okay, the biggest I know the biggest but it happened so long ago. So Okay. Let's start. I have Yes. History. So if you have ever like if you're like a space weather enthusiast or if you know a bit about the sun, you have you must have heard about the Carrington Event, which was the literally the biggest storm geomagnetic storm that we had to date. Now this storm happened in September 1859. So that was a long time ago. Right? Um, so as soon as the Carrington event because Richard Carrington, this amateur British astronomer was looking at the sun when there was this big flare happening. So he actually did a drawing. Now side note, there was another astronomer who did look at the same event, Richard Hudson, but it's known as the Carrington Event nowadays. Now, as I said, solar eruptions, we have flares and CMEs, they can happen separately. So we can have only a flare we can have only a CME in in the most. In the strongest eruptions, they tend to happen together. So you have the bright new from the flare, and the cloud coming off the cloud. CMA coming off and eating us is what drives down a geomagnetic storm, which is when I said, we had the magnetosphere peeling and opening, we have all the particles coming in, we have Aurorus, we have extra currents going on on ground. So that's all parts of a geomagnetic storm. So the cloud that was released at the eruption that Richard Carrington, so via the flare, right to us pretty quickly, I think, in about one day. And we didn't have spacecraft, we didn't have satellites at that time, we astronauts were not even in the in the books, you know, for at least another 100 years. But what did we have in 1859? The Telegraph. So the telegraph system all around Europe, and the North in North America completely failed. So there are even reports of telegraph operators disconnecting the machines and the machines were still sending messages because of so much electric currents that were just roaming around on ground. Some operators got electric shocks, but apparently not. I mean, there are no reports of that. So that's great. But the point is that we have always asked like, what, so one of the one of the biggest questions in our field is what would happen if the current event happened today, because back in the day, the damage could then be that huge, because we only had the telegraph going on, as you know, as technological infrastructure. And as I said, there are absolute even from from this kind of event where Aurora was seen on TV in the Caribbean. So there are reports from Mexico, from Cuba, and people said that they could just read the newspaper at night because of the aurora lights were so bright. And but as I said, from something like that, there is absolutely no direct damage to the human body only to the infrastructure. And damage to humans can only be an indirect. But yeah, what would happen we don't know yet. I mean, we obviously can do research and speculations but something this strong has not happened since then. On Earth, but we have had some other interesting events. So for example, in, in in 72, I think that the eruption was in August, it was a very strong eruption with related with flare and CME, the CME arrived to us very quickly again, what was interesting to me about that event is that so the radiation storm, the one that comes very quickly because of these particles coming straight at us very quickly after an eruption was so strong that so this happened in April, not in August 1972. And we had Apollo, one Apollo, one of the Apollo's launching in April, and the other one, the next one launching in December of the same year. And it happened at this eruption happened during one of the Apollo launches or missions, the astronauts, it has been estimated they would have gotten enough radiation for actually getting cancer. So and you know, back in the day, we didn't know about, you know, the effects of space weather because again, it's it's such a new it's such a new field, actually, the first CMA observed was in 1970.

Nick VinZant 24:36

Can we predict them at all?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 24:40

So that's what we are trying. And that's what space weather research, the field of space weather in research does. And at the moment, we cannot really predict when our action is going to happen. At least not If not early enough, I mean, you can, you can see some little precursors of an eruption right before it's happening. But officially, yeah, we don't have, we cannot absolutely understand when something's interaction will happen. After it has happened, we can try to forecast its effects on Earth. But obviously, again, we, we do not realize that, for example, for terrestrial weather we have had, like, we've started working on predictions, even before technology. But this thing is pretty, pretty novel. So we have a lot to work on, but also because you know, you have an eruption happening at the sun, and we don't have anything between the Sun and Earth to keep monitoring, right. So it would be something like trying to understand the weather in Los Angeles, by following one cloud that you saw in Central Europe.

Nick VinZant 26:03

Yeah, you can't figure it out. Right? It's like, and I would imagine that even if we could put something up there, it still wouldn't be able to get us a signal fashion that that thing's going to hit us.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 26:15

I mean, for the particles, so energetic particles, they're very quick. So when your operators, you know, I do work, or at least meet up and conversate with people who actually work in the operations. I mean, that's like, they have to be on call. Because if there is, like, you know, like a medical doctor, and I'm like, that's, that's not why I did science. Like they have to be on call. And if there is some first event, they have to immediately warn the astronauts and everything and, you know, and launch alerts, you because these things have to be done extremely quickly, because these particles are quick. Instead for CMEs. Unless it's something extremely fast. I think that the fastest CME that has ever come to us arrived in 14 hours, or 17, anywhere between 14 and about 15 hours, right, which is extremely quick. Normally, they take about three days.

Nick VinZant 27:17

So when I think of like, measurement, right, like I'm thinking of kind of along the lines of like the Richter scale, right, so if you took this event, the court is it Covington or Corrington, Carrington mix of both of those? Right? So where would that be on kind of like the measurement scale?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 27:34

Okay, so that's, that's a very nice question, because our scales do not. The do not like there is a top and above that instinct gonna be that. So I'm pretty sure it would. So for example, for geomagnetic storms, the official scale from Na is from Jiwon, minor storm, I mean, obviously, there is when there is no storm, it doesn't have a name, chi one minor, Storm two g five extreme storm, so I'm under percent confident the Carrington event would have been classified as a G five. But you know, we don't have anything about it. So the strong ones, they're still going to be called G five, because the scale just doesn't cry,

Nick VinZant 28:19

doesn't matter if it wipes the earth out, it's still a G five.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 28:22

And I mean, it's, it's a bit the same for flares, more or less, like solar flares. Okay, let's only talk about the decent ones, because the scale goes very low. And for things that we can barely see, but we have C flares, very weak and flares, kind of medium X flares, very strong. But these, they go on a logarithmic scale. So you know, an M flare is 10 times more powerful than the Z flare and the X flare 10 times more powerful. And then they have named the M numbers inside. So you can have X 1x 2x 3x Four, but for example, for m, you go from M one through n m nine and then you'll get to the X class, while the X class just doesn't end. So it has been estimated obviously, you know, from drawings done 150 years ago that the Carrington Event flare could have been something like x 46, which is kind of crazy. But But yeah, it would still be an X player because this cage just Yep. And

Nick VinZant 29:35

man, but there's no indication that like, Okay, this happens every so often this happens every, you know, like an earthquake, like, all right, well, every 300 years, we're gonna get another one.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 29:45

I mean, we don't I mean, the the estimate is that this kind of very strong events should happen once every more or less 150 years. So it's time now. But the point is that Okay, even if it happens, it could happen on the far side of the sun, and does not come to us at all. So there has been in 2012, a pretty pretty strong CME launch from the sun, but it missed us because it was just not launched in our direction. So this CMEs are very big, but, you know, if you consider, okay, if you consider the sun and all the other planets being more or less on the same plane, close to the solar equator. So now we only consider 360 degrees. I mean, there have been CMAs that have been so so large that they could almost cover 180 degrees, but you know, on average, they covered like 90 degrees, more or less of the, you know, of the full circle. So there are many of them that just don't come to us because they're just going in another direction. So yes, the sun will pretty for sure have another huge eruption. When we have no idea and in which direction, we have no idea. So it could it could happen tomorrow misses

Nick VinZant 31:06

does it like move? Okay, this may be a ridiculous question, or a brilliant question. Does it move the planet, right? Like, I'm just imagining this thing coming and bumping against our shield? Like, does it push us backwards? Or in any direction? Oh,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 31:19

no, no, but it does, like it does compress the magnetosphere. So like there are metal sphere is very, I don't know, I like to think about it as somebody that is breathing with the sun with the solar wind. So if we have like, stronger, faster solar wind, it will compress on the day side, obviously. So the side that is facing the sun. If we have very slow wind and very calm conditions, it will it will bounce back out. If we have a very strong storm, it's going to be compressed, almost coming towards very, very closer to like Earth's atmosphere and stuff like that. But the Earth itself will not change its path.

Nick VinZant 32:03

That's good. I'm imagining like somebody sitting on one of those exercise balls. Oh, yeah, that's kind of what I imagined. It's like, like, go you get a big one. It's going to compress it a lot. But it's still okay. It's still okay.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 32:15

Yeah, yes, exactly. Um,

Nick VinZant 32:18

I guess what's like, what's your biggest? What would be your biggest fear about it?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 32:23

I think that the most the thing that would, that worries me the most is probably astronauts health. Because you know, these people are out there and like, you know, exploring space and the cosmos for us. And I would like for them to stay imperfect as

Nick VinZant 32:41

it kind of sounds to me, like we should be very afraid and not afraid at all right. Like it would ruin society. But we would live through it at least, if we oh,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 32:51

I mean, yeah. I mean, you know, humanity, survived for millions of years without even knowing about solar activity. We didn't have technology back then. But we survived. Yes.

Nick VinZant 33:05

Is our governments or entities like doing something about this, like, hey, one of these is going to hit us and it's going to be a big problem, we should probably prepare for this.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 33:15

So some countries have started to declare space weather as you know, national catastrophe or national disaster class, as if you know, as an earthquake, or, you know, just as something that to be aware of. Now, obviously, I'm more informed about well, Finland, which is where I studied at university, and obviously the US because that's where I live and work now. So I will talk about the US. In the US, we are not the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. I am the

Nick VinZant 33:53

always something it's no a That's what I remember, right? Yes. Which order is always like, wait.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 34:01

Yeah, I bet. I think the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, I'm the worst with acronyms, but I think it's correct. So they are the ones who do the official space weather forecasts and give out warnings. Not NASA. Uh huh. Did you know that? So they have this branch of law called sweep sea Space Weather Prediction Center, where they do and I mean, you can even go to the internet and look at their page. They have some nice overview pages, where they show what the Sun is looking out today with the solar corona is looking like today. We if there are any warnings out what's the probability of a big eruption happening? So for example, as I said, we don't know yet how to predict when an eruption will happen, but for example, what they do know is that they look All the strong regions have stronger magnetic field on the Sun called active regions. And they look at how complex the magnetic field is or how strong it is. And then they say, Okay, if an eruption happens from there, what's the probability that we're going to have a strong radiation event? So things like this, it's all things that you can find on their web website.

Nick VinZant 35:26

But is there anything that we can fundamentally do or like, no technology operates on this, and the soul and space weather would disrupt this, and it's like, there's nothing you can do.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 35:37

Now, I mean, the most important thing is to protect our satellites, because you know, even if, I mean, obviously, I'm mostly interested in the scientific satellites, but, but a lot of stuff works in satellite TV, some TV, I think, the GPS, of course, military satellites, all of these things are like, there are so many satellites up there that, that we, that contribute to our daily life, and we don't even know sometimes. So anyway. So that is, what comes goes into preparedness to space where there is either shutting down satellites on time, so you know that something big is coming, shut down the satellite so that you protect the instruments. And four here again, for down on Earth, yeah, shutting down a transformer going on backup battery powers, you know, so all these things like to try to turn off the main systems until the conditions are back to being quiet.

Nick VinZant 36:41

That seems like a good plan.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 36:44

Yeah, I mean, that's how we want to be prepared. Now the hard part is to, is to be able to exactly predict when something is happening, how

Nick VinZant 36:51

much time do we generally have, though, right?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 36:55

For flares, you know, or radiation coming from flares, and the very initial launch of a CME, about 30 minutes on Earth? Oh, that's not a bit more, a bit more on Mars.

Nick VinZant 37:10

That's not a lot of time. Yeah. And then

Dr. Erika Palmerio 37:13

for the CME, which is the geomagnetic storm, but but for the CME or geomagnetic storm, as I said, about three days, but if it's a very extreme event, tend to 20 hours if it's a Carrington level event, which is not something that we should expect,

Nick VinZant 37:31

essentially, they kind of your research right now, like, what are you working on? What are you finding that kind of stuff?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 37:37

My in my daily life, what first of all, I like to work on a lot of projects at the same time. So as probably most scientists just to spice up your life a bit. But what I work on the most is to what we call space weather research, as opposed to operations, right? Because operations are the people who have to look at this on predict what's going on now, right? Instead, I usually work on older events, or like events that have already happened, and either use very complicated computer models to try to understand from fundamental physics point of view what was going on with that event. And that would be to try to improve our knowledge of solid eruptions and the physics of these things coming towards us and driving storms. Sometimes, instead, some other projects are about doing what we call hind casts. So trying to use models that are a bit quicker, less complicated, and simulating what would happen if I had to forecast this event in real time. So trying to use only data that would be available in real time and see how the forecast would have been. Yes.

Nick VinZant 39:11

Okay. I'm going to show you this thing. We had run requests to show this and to see what you thought about that. This is from the movie knowing. I don't Oh, I do. I've

Dr. Erika Palmerio 39:23

watched that movie. If I remember correctly, that was from a solar flare,

Nick VinZant 39:29

right? Yeah. This is from a solar flare. I

Dr. Erika Palmerio 39:31

was this. I watched this movie so long ago. And it was I mean, I watched it back in the day with colleagues. And yeah, it was, it was a night like after work. We stayed in the you know, meeting room because we had this huge screen where we did your teleconferencing but we used to watch this and yeah, we laughed a lot. It was great. scientific accuracy, extremely low. Oh, this is not what, what would happen from us on our flight.

Nick VinZant 40:04

Like what I guess what about it is wrong? So,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 40:10

kind of everything. I mean, so. So first of all, like, we, we wouldn't have things going on fire like you know as a tsunami of fire. I don't think that's quite that would happen. Yeah that is yeah basically that tsunami of fire I mean very beautiful visuals. But also one thing that it's very important to clarify is that a flare and the CME are two very different things, they are part of the same eruptive mechanism so that they both happen during what we call to be in our understanding of our solar eruption works but a flare like you know, I, you hear a lot like in movies especially, or a flare is coming while the flare is not coming to earth, only the CMYK can come to earth, the flare is just this bright flash that you see on the sun. particles accelerated by a flare can come to earth, but the particles are very invisible. They wouldn't do that.

Nick VinZant 41:32

I mean, there's not going to be a giant sweeping thing of fire

Dr. Erika Palmerio 41:37

of fire nom, I know. I know. I also I also was very shocked to learn that now.

Nick VinZant 41:43

It's something like this, like is this visually in any way kind of accurate about like, Oh, this is happening at the edge of the magnetosphere know nothing about it. Not a single thing, right? No,

Dr. Erika Palmerio 41:59

unfortunately, unfortunately. Like, I know, you know, when people watch the Interstellar, especially scientists that apparently work on black holes, they were like, Oh, that looks so accurate. And you know, beautiful visuals. I mean, the beautiful visuals that we have in, in solar physics are well, the sun itself, which in my opinion is pretty beautiful to look at. And auroras but, you know, when there is a disaster going on you the only thing you can say you can the visual present, as you had to represent, like an actual disaster from solar weather from space weather on the movies, like you would see, probably Mission Control looking at, you know, the signal from a satellite and that the signal just dying. Which is very sad, but not very cinematographic. I would say, very, very, not not very Hollywood worthy. And maybe, yeah, you know, and then the power grids going off, so like, you know, Blackout Yeah, like, general blackout that happens sometimes in movies.

Nick VinZant 43:05

Um, is there anything that you think that we missed or anything like that? Or like dishes, the coolest thing?

Dr. Erika Palmerio 43:11

Is, maybe are We are We monitored the sun Yeah, of like, measurements. Okay, so we look at this on from Earth, in a bunch of channels or wavelengths. Mostly, we look at solar activity in so called extreme ultraviolet, which is a bit stronger than water, Violet, which I'm pretty sure that everybody has heard of the UV. And where we can see a lot like, if you look at a picture of the Sun in UV light, it's completely different than what you would expect from from just you know, imagining the sun in the sky, there is so much activity going on and on these loops of plasma and very, these very bright regions of stronger magnetic field, the active region, you see so much going on, and you can see these eruptions being launched beautifully. So that's what we look at to see you know, when an eruption will happen or like the general structure of the solar magnetic field, then we can look at the corona, which I said was the outer layer of the solar atmosphere, this gigantic, with a very special telescope that is called the coronagraph, which is a telescope that creates a an artificial Eclipse. So basically, the status crops and they are mostly based in space. But they have a thing that is called an a culture that is literally covering the solar the bright solar disk, so that then we can reveal all the very, very, very faint Corona and then we can look, we can look at CMEs so when when, when they arrived, we see literally bright clouds moving away from the sun and becoming Have like by the time they are at about a few solar radii away from the Sun that already 10s of times bigger than the Sun itself, like they grow so fast, and they are, they are very spectacular to look at. And then we have some imagers scattered that look at the space between the Sun and Earth, but nothing that is fixed, looking always at the same at the same space. But then something that is very important is that we have our solar wind monitors at the so called point L one, which is the Sun earth Lagrange point at one, which is one of five very special points in space where the mutual gravity between the Sun and Earth makes them stable. So if you park a spacecraft there, it's gonna be there without using very with using very little fuel. And it's literally a parking spot in space. People who are interested in astronomy might have heard of as to which is the point where it actually the James Webb Space Telescope is now. So l one is between the Sun and Earth just 1% I had of Earth in when you consider the full Sun earth distance. And as to is behind earth. And the James Webb Space Telescope has to be there because it's using Earth as screen from the very bright sun. Because you know, to look at the universe, you don't want all the sun. So that perfect parking that that parking spot is perfect for for James Webb Space Telescope. But we are interested in the sun. So we are on the other side, getting old measuring at the spacecraft, all the solar wind that is coming. So when we have a CME coming, we measure it at L one, about 30 to 60 minutes before it's going to actually impact Earth. So that's another that's the warning time that we have at the moment 30 to 60 minutes where we are sure of what's coming because it has been measured. But obviously, what we want is to have the lead time going to many hours, possibly days, right. So there are some mission concepts of like parking a ring of spacecraft at Venus's orbit, Venus is at 70% The distance between Earth and the Sun. So which means that then the warning time would be would go from 30 to 60 minutes to about one day, you know, 18 to 24 hours, if we parkering of spacecraft there. But yeah, we have a lot of mission concepts coming out. So let's see, I'm very curious to see what will be approved for flying for improving our measurements around space.

Nick VinZant 47:45

That's kind of crazy, the idea that you can just like there's a parking spot in space.

Dr. Erika Palmerio 47:52

And actually from ESA, and NASA will contribute with one instrument they are sending I I think that for now the plan is for 2027 2029 but they will send a spacecraft at L five at the L five point that is 60 degrees. So if your earth and look at the sign, it's 60 degrees to your to your left. And from there, then you can see the solar eruptions coming straight at Earth much, much more easier than looking you know from Earth at something that is coming towards you, which is you know, there are all these projection effects when you look at to the images. So yeah, very exciting that we will have a mission that will be parked there at this L five parking spot and we'll look at solar options for

Nick VinZant 48:44

us and how much how much extra time would that give us

Dr. Erika Palmerio 48:48

it's not much about the time because we're not measuring. Because that spacecraft will still be at the same distance as Earth from the Sun. So it's but but the point is that it's going to give us so much more confidence in understanding where eruptions are like what their propagation direction is, how big they are, are faster going so because when you have to well separated points to look at something into the images, then you can triangulate the thing you're trying to study and you get much less errors. So it's gonna I mean, it's it is going to give a lot of improvements in terms of space weather predictions, but not in terms of measuring the stuff that is coming straight at us locally, but in terms of making predictions from afar.

Nick VinZant 49:44

I want to thank Dr. Pol. Mario's so much for joining us if you want to connect with her. We have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included her information in the app pisode description if you want to see what some of this solar activity and what some of these solar flares really look like, the YouTube version of this interview will be live on September 28, at 4:30pm Pacific. Real quick, I want to take a second and thank one of the sponsors of our show in Cagni in cognitive mission is to help you take back control of your data privacy. We all know that data brokers and companies collect our personal information and then sell it and who knows where it goes in Cognis mission is to take your data back just as easily. Every year, identity theft seems to become a bigger and bigger problem, there has been a 68% increase in the number of data breaches in 2021 alone, and the likelihood of your data being stolen just keeps getting higher and higher. What incognito does is reach out to data brokers on your behalf, requests that your personal data be removed, and then deals with any objections from their side going forward. What data brokers do is if you make a request, they'll remove it. But then they go back. Incognito keeps that from happening through three easy steps, create an account, grant them the right to work, and then they will contact data brokers on your behalf and request that your data be removed permanently. And right now in Cagni is available risk free for 30 days. Anybody can try it. And if you don't like it, you'll get a full refund. We even have a special discount available. All you have to do is go to incognito.com/profound and enter the code profoundly. And you can try in Cagni risk free for 30 days. We've also put a link in the description along with that promo code if you want to check it out. Okay, now let's bring in John shawl and get to the pointless part of this show. What natural disaster Do you are you most afraid of? Like, oh, I'm really worried about this thing happening to me.

John Shull 52:18

I mean, I'm pretty terrified of like an asteroid hitting the Earth.

Nick VinZant 52:23

Oh, yeah. But that seems to be really random.

John Shull 52:27

Yeah, and it's, I don't know. I mean, it is possible, but is it in the realm of like, realistic possibility? Probably not. So, in saying that, I'll probably say,

Nick VinZant 52:39

Wait, why are you so afraid of an asteroid?

John Shull 52:43

I mean, because I feel like there's nothing that you can do. There's literally I mean, I hate to say like use use a movie for a for example. But it's it's there's nothing like Armageddon, right?

Nick VinZant 52:58

Isn't Armageddon the movie where they like send up oil drillers or something? I never understood that premise of the movie. Like, hey, you know what, you can figure out how to get a spacecraft into space. But there's no way you can be all figured out this oil drill man. Like, you may be a genius, but you're not smart enough for it. Like that movie made no sense. Right? Like, I understand that you can learn how to do the build a rocket, but you don't know how to operate a drill.

John Shull 53:27

Yeah, it's

Nick VinZant 53:30

when did you start to become one did you when did you become afraid of asteroids?

John Shull 53:34

Not really. You just asked me. You asked me like what I would like if there was one natural disaster that I would be most fearful of. And I think that would be it. Plus, I did just watch a video and I don't know how old this is. I think it's relatively new of a an asteroid hitting the moon. And it I mean, it was massive.

Nick VinZant 53:56

Yeah. Yeah. That I mean, that's one of those that I don't worry about because it's like you're dead. Don't worry about it, man. Like, what's what's gonna happen to us? Well, you ain't gonna have to worry about it.

John Shull 54:08

I mean, if like I said, if I had to pick a, like a realistic one. Not that that can't happen, but something that could happen every year. Probably like, some kind of flooding.

Nick VinZant 54:20

Oh, yeah. I don't worry about flooding too much. I live in Seattle, where earthquakes are like a real thing. Right? Like the biggest natural disaster of all time. is supposed to happen here. Like at any time in the next 100 years. Like it's a real thing. Like oh, no, you really, you really got to be worried about that.

John Shull 54:39

I mean, it makes it makes no it does not surprise anybody that that of course is where you live. And that is where the world is supposed to start ending.

Nick VinZant 54:47

What is that? Oh, I see what she did. I see how you tied it at first. I was like, what is that? Oh, do you ever wonder if like all of this is real? Like there's no way that this like no there There's not space out there. There's not an asteroid like this is all just a computer simulation. I don't want to get into that whole, like conspiracy theory. But do you ever wonder if like, This can't be real like this? No.

John Shull 55:16

There are times in the morning to where, you know, I'm trying to get somewhere fast and someone pulls out. And then they're going 20 miles an hour. And then I hit every, you know, red light that I go to get on the highway. And there's an accident that just happened five minutes before I got on the highway. You know, just things like that, where I'm like, Is this a joke? Is this the Truman Show?

Nick VinZant 55:38

Yeah, I always wonder like sometimes, like, no, the sun's 93 million miles like, No, it's not.

John Shull 55:48

Just like, Does my wife actually love me?

Nick VinZant 55:53

Yeah, it's weird, right? It's weird because you live your whole life in your head. It's impossible sometimes for me to comprehend the idea though, like, Wait, there's somebody else living on the same planet having all their own thoughts at the same time. Like that's just wild to me.

John Shull 56:10

I mean, I do believe in I don't know that. The technical name of the theory but that there's a clone planet Earth, and we're just, you know, we're just reverberations of of the other person. That's somewhere that was somewhere else. And that's where deja vu comes into effect.

Nick VinZant 56:27

Oh, wait, you believe that?

John Shull 56:31

That's foolish as I probably sound, I think I think there is some validity to it. I don't know if I believe at all. But yeah,

Nick VinZant 56:39

man. That's pretty that's high up there. Right? Like you went from zero to 100. You went from? You skipped zero to 60. And went straight. Right? Like you don't Are you but you don't believe in a lot of other conspiracy theories?

John Shull 56:55

No, no, I mean, I I'm pretty sure I'm one of the beginning episodes of this podcast. I've fought against the science of dinosaurs.

Nick VinZant 57:05

Yeah, you did it dark chapter in your life?

John Shull 57:09

Don't. Some people still haven't let me live that down? Well, you shouldn't

Nick VinZant 57:13

write I don't think that people should be allowed to live things down. I think that you need to be reminded of the person that you once were so that you don't become that person again. And that goes for everybody. Right? Like you need to you need to be checked every couple every once in a while.

John Shull 57:28

I mean, you stay say dumb things you should have to own up to them and right. Anyways, yes, I. I mean, explain deja vu to me. If you if somebody can give me a valid explanation as to why that feeling occurs, then then maybe I won't believe that there's some kind of mirror planet somewhere.

Nick VinZant 57:51

I mean, I'm not going to look it up, because it's not that kind of show. But I think it's like a mess. I think it's like a misfiring of your brain somehow. And that you think this thing has happened before, when in reality, it hasn't. Like, just just like your brain, like, took a left when it should have taken it right. Like it happens.

John Shull 58:11

I do think that everything comes down to your brain, right? Everything. Your brain is a powerful friggin thing. And you're probably right, it's probably just a misfiring or something, something to that effect.

Nick VinZant 58:24

If you could be a brain in a jar, like would you do it? Not for all time. Like this is like, Hey, you can be five years just hanging out as a brain in a jar.

John Shull 58:35

I mean, that doesn't sound fun to me. I know that sounds terrible.

Nick VinZant 58:39

Would you okay, what length of time? Would you be willing to be a brain in a jar?

John Shull 58:44

Like, what am I doing? Just sit hanging out, you're just observing

Nick VinZant 58:46

the world. You can watch it you get your like observing the world in front of like a bunch of TV monitors. You can see whatever's going on. You have access to the internet to be seen in a jar.

John Shull 58:58

I have no desire to do that. I don't care that much about everybody else

Nick VinZant 59:04

to a day. Would you do it for a day?

John Shull 59:08

I mean, I'll do it for a month. How about that? I'll do it for a month, man.

Nick VinZant 59:11

I honestly, I don't think I would do it for an hour.

John Shull 59:16

I mean, I think you would become overwhelmed like that. What's that movie with Jim Carrey? Where he's got or it gets to play God.

Nick VinZant 59:24

Bruce Almighty. Steve Almighty, there's a couple of them.

John Shull 59:29

Yeah, but Bruce Almighty where he you know, has to whatever. He gets God's powers and he just gets everyone's problems and everyone's complaints and it's like, yeah, man, if there was overwhelming

Nick VinZant 59:44

Yeah, if there was a God, he would they would be pretty sick of our shit. Right? Could you imagine? Like, let's not get into religion or condemn it or condone it or anything like that. But could you just imagine if you were like, all powerful God and you just listened to people shit Whole day, like fuck no wonder they left.

John Shull 1:00:05

Yeah, no, I

Nick VinZant 1:00:07

have 7 billion people's thoughts all the time.

John Shull 1:00:11

No,

Nick VinZant 1:00:12

I may have no. Right. You'd be so rude to people.

John Shull 1:00:18

We should probably stop having this conversation. We don't want to become that kind of show.

Nick VinZant 1:00:22

Right? That's just to like, man, that dudes out on the road, right. Okay. Anyway, all right, well, let's

John Shull 1:00:31

all right. Yes, let's do some shout outs, shall we? Let's see, we'll start with Jamie Ford.

Nick VinZant 1:00:36

That's the thing that if a God does exist, there is one person in the universe that is his least favorite person. Think about that, right? In the entire universe history. If there is a God, there's somebody who is their least favorite person of all time.

John Shull 1:00:55

Yeah, it's probably pretty easy to determine who,

Nick VinZant 1:00:59

right like how much would you have to suck?

John Shull 1:01:02

I mean, you can probably narrow it down to a handful of people as to who God hates, you know, dislikes the most, but

Nick VinZant 1:01:10

I'm not I don't think it would be like a big historical figure. Right? I don't think it would be like that. Like, what if it was just somebody from like, Steve, from Biloxi, Mississippi was just the worst person? Like that guy. Just wind all the time.

John Shull 1:01:27

No, I still think it'd be some terrible historical person.

Nick VinZant 1:01:32

I don't think so. I think it would be just some random person.

John Shull 1:01:36

He, you know, God would be like I, I helped create this blob of blonde. Look what they did.

Nick VinZant 1:01:45

Yeah. I just think it would be like somebody that did nothing, though. Right? Like I gave this guy, a 48 inch vertical. He could run a four four. He was handsome, good looking smart. Funny, and he just sat around and complained all the time. I think I'd be somebody like that.

John Shull 1:02:07

I don't think I I don't think God is just up there going. Paul from Connecticut, you son of a bitch. Right?

Nick VinZant 1:02:17

Like but there has to be somebody. Stat Stacy, if you could interview the all powerful being and be like, who did you like the least? I think probably amazing.

John Shull 1:02:32

The answer probably would surprise everyone. I I agree with you that it's probably not you know, the obvious choices. Or choice, I think but that'd be quite interesting. You should throw out an invite. See if if God wants

Nick VinZant 1:02:45

to come on, right. Like I don't think it would be somebody like Stalin. It would be like Paula, from accounting. I hated that lady. I think that'd be amazing.

John Shull 1:02:59

Karen from Arizona.

Nick VinZant 1:03:00

Karen from Arizona was just the worst. That haircut she had was just atrocious.

John Shull 1:03:10

All right, well, let's try this again, showing Jamie Ford. Tony, Ill enough. Nicholas, standard zu ski. And I don't think I'm saying that wrong. No,

Nick VinZant 1:03:25

as a Polish person. I can tell you that you're not.

John Shull 1:03:28

Thank you. Alice Egan. Eriko Nieves Oliver Blaze. And Emilia Francis Ladner Colt Radloff. I don't know how I feel about the name called but

Nick VinZant 1:03:45

it's okay in very small doses, but it has to be very small doses. I can stand in one cold out of every 100,000 people. That's a very specific myth. Yeah, I can only know one cold. I don't want to ever know more than one.

John Shull 1:04:02

All right. Maxwell Piper, and we're going to end here on doc even house.

Nick VinZant 1:04:09

talkies in house. How do you spell dog TOC? TOC, huh?

John Shull 1:04:16

All right. Well, got some

Nick VinZant 1:04:20

bangers. Oh, the suspense. I didn't know where you were gonna go.

John Shull 1:04:25

I know. Right? Bring crafty bastard. You, you? Well, that's what happens when you've been doing this for six years. I gotta keep you on your toes somehow. All right. Got a few of them actually.

Nick VinZant 1:04:38

Oh, man. Maybe next time, right? Like don't don't shoot your whole wad at one time. Right?

John Shull 1:04:44

Speaking of shooting your watch. Would you rather have sex as much as you want for five years and the prime of your life or be guaranteed to have sex once every two weeks? For the rest Have your life? Well, I'd rather

Nick VinZant 1:05:01

spaced it out. Right? Because even if that's five years in the prime of your life, it's only like 22 to 27. So you're going for an incredibly long time without it. Now, I don't think I'm going to be interested in having sex past the age of 50 more than maybe once or twice a year, quite frankly. But I don't want to go from like 30 to 40 and not have it.

John Shull 1:05:25

I don't know. Twice a

Nick VinZant 1:05:27

week is a lot. Wait, what was the how many times was it?

John Shull 1:05:31

Once every two weeks? Oh,

Nick VinZant 1:05:34

that's yeah, that's easy. All right. Right, that's like, Yeah, dude, would you like a winning lottery ticket? Or would you like to lose forever? Like, yeah, I'll take the ticket. Come on. No, you didn't think that through?

John Shull 1:05:49

No, I think I did. I as much as you want unlimited sex for five years. During the prime, the prime doesn't have to be 27 or 22. Through 27. It can be 30 through 30. You know, whatever. Five, it can be four to 35 through 40.

Nick VinZant 1:06:07

Yeah, I don't don't really I mean, if I was to say how many times I want to have sex right now in my life a week The answer would be once, twice, honestly, like, I really don't really want to do it that much more than that. Right. So even in the prime of your life, like I don't understand. You're just doing it out of boredom. At some point.

John Shull 1:06:31

I get I think you're speaking for yourself. But that's that.

Nick VinZant 1:06:34

How many times a week would you honestly want to have sex right now at your age?

John Shull 1:06:40

I mean, we're still in the prime of her life.

Nick VinZant 1:06:42

And if I What if I did? Well, on the downside of the prime, that's no.

John Shull 1:06:47

Well, yes, definitely. We're sliding down the slippery back of like, those

Nick VinZant 1:06:52

tires are starting to be worn out.

John Shull 1:06:54

I mean, if I didn't have children, young children, it would be four to five times a week.

Nick VinZant 1:07:00

Oh, yeah, that's still right. Like, that's still not like you're gonna say four to five times a day. So that's not like right later, you could have unlimited buffet. Well, at some point, you're, you don't want to want to eat anymore.

John Shull 1:07:13

See, well, I mean, I need the buffet. All

Nick VinZant 1:07:15

I know, but you wouldn't go back breakfast. Like, I know one person who actually went to a lunch buffet and stayed through dinner. And they charged him again. And he paid it and they stayed there. Oh my god there for eight hours. Which is incredible. He's like, You did what? It's like, yeah, I just I just I was still there

Unknown Speaker 1:07:36

would

Nick VinZant 1:07:39

be being at a restaurant being like, sir, you. You have to pay again. And they're just like, Okay.

John Shull 1:07:47

I mean, I just feel like did they get there one and stayed to like six? Because if they did, that's pretty incredible. That's impressive.

Nick VinZant 1:07:56

I don't remember the exact hours. It wasn't like they got there at three and then it switched over to dinner buffet at four. They were there for I want to say they were there for two solid hours of the lunch buffet and then two solid hours of the dinner buffet. Which is right like,

John Shull 1:08:16

that's incredible. Yeah, it was bad. I you know, it said I haven't been back. I haven't been in a buffet since the pandemic and it's not because I haven't like wanted to go I just haven't gone like the pandemic. You know, it didn't stop me from going. I just haven't gone to a buffet I need to change that.

Nick VinZant 1:08:36

I don't I'm not really very interested in buffets to be honest with you. My interest for buffets has waned, or waxed, gone down whichever one of those is not as interested in buffets that I was the younger man.

John Shull 1:08:52

Would you rather would you rather be with the hardest looking person you've ever seen, but be the poorest you've ever been? Or be with the ugliest person you've ever seen? But be the wealthiest you've ever been? Well, both of those problems

Nick VinZant 1:09:07

are going to correct itself. If you make it be with the hottest person you've ever seen, but if you're the poorest, chances are they're not going to be around very long. And you could be with the ugliest but if you're the richest, well you can fix that solution. So the ugliest when riches would be okay. Right? Like yeah, you can. You can buy a lot of things with a lot of money. Take that in whichever direction you want to go.

John Shull 1:09:34

See if you're just listening to this podcast for the first time. This is what Nick does to these questions. He doesn't just answer he has to he has to think about it. And you but you do it so fast. It's like a gift I mean you are able to break down something so quick in in just explain it. It's it's a good quality to have.

Nick VinZant 1:09:52

It's probably actually my only talent. If you think about it if I was to like pinpoint one talent would be to be able to size up a city duration and make a decision very quickly. It doesn't get me anywhere, besides like having a quick answer for your questions, but that would probably be that and picking out a watermelon. I'm pretty good at that. Those would be my two greatest talents in life, neither of which has produced any sort of success.

John Shull 1:10:21

The last one here. It's interesting that we were talking about God earlier, because I literally wrote down these questions this afternoon. But would you rather have a beer with Jesus? Or a beer with with your favorite celebrity?

Nick VinZant 1:10:34

Oh, well, Jesus. Why wouldn't you? Why would you? You're gonna pick like, Taylor Swift over Jesus.

John Shull 1:10:42

I see. That's, I know. It sounds funny. Right. But I feel I think it'd be split down the middle. I really do. I think so. I do, I think I think it would be I mean, I'd have to think about it,

Nick VinZant 1:10:54

you have a chance to speak with an all powerful being and you're gonna go ahead and choose like Dwayne The Rock Johnson instead, like, hey, Jesus, sorry about the rocks here.

John Shull 1:11:07

I mean, for me, I'd have to think about it

Nick VinZant 1:11:10

that would immediately vault you into probably the most disliked person that have won the greater power has ever, ever created, they would be like, that was my biggest mistake of all time, who John Shaw was, I gave him a chance to talk to me, or Hulk Hogan, and he chose Hulk Hogan.

John Shull 1:11:34

I'm just I'm just saying it would be difficult. And I don't think I'd be the only one. That would have to double think it.

Nick VinZant 1:11:41

I think you probably are, dude. I know. Thank

John Shull 1:11:44

you. So man. I mean,

Nick VinZant 1:11:47

maybe not the only one. But I would say 99% of people are going to be like, yeah, man, I talked even if they're not religious. Like you wouldn't want to just be like, Hey, man, what happened back there? Right, like going on around here? Or, or you

John Shull 1:12:03

could have a chat with like, George Washington or somebody like that, or you know, or have a beer with them.

Nick VinZant 1:12:08

You don't think that Jesus is going to know about them? He could answer any question that you wanted. You could even talk to Jesus about your most biggest fan celebrity and he would know better than they would. You're not thinking this through.

John Shull 1:12:26

But they're not there in the flesh. You know what I mean?

Nick VinZant 1:12:30

The all powerful being of the universe is there in the flesh, and you're gonna be like, Nah, man, stone cold. Want to find out about the stunner?

John Shull 1:12:40

Let's mean stone cold open and a couple of beers. Cod. Man gonna have gonna have a hot toddy with Jesus over here. No,

Nick VinZant 1:12:48

what I would honestly do what I would honestly do. Your decision would doom the human race. If I was an all powerful being and I gave you the choice to talk to me or to stone cold, Steve Austin, and you chose Stone Cold Steve Austin, I would immediately blow up the planet and be like, this whole thing is gone. Right? This whole thing was a mistake.

John Shull 1:13:16

Made if that's what you're basing it on. That's that. That seems like a drastic emotional

Nick VinZant 1:13:20

thing. That would be you know what, and I think that whoever else is up there like it his buddies he's talking to? They'd be like, Yeah, that's what you had to do. They would be like he did what?

John Shull 1:13:32

No, I don't think it would even matter. I think,

Nick VinZant 1:13:35

What celebrity would you choose to talk to you over Jesus?

John Shull 1:13:40

I mean, there's I like, it's all I said was, I'd really have to think about it, who I would choose. That's all it said.

Nick VinZant 1:13:49

I just can't believe I'm worried about our society. I'm worried. I feel like calling Child Protective Services for your children.

John Shull 1:14:00

I mean, I'm just I'm Yeah, I wasn't gonna I don't think maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like it would be 5050 I feel like 50% of people would say that's a stupid question. Of course, you'd have the invite and you take a day Jesus up for a drink, but then the other 50% of people are would be

Nick VinZant 1:14:17

Hmm, okay. Do you have any other bangers

John Shull 1:14:20

Do you know, that's it, man.

Nick VinZant 1:14:21

He really didn't like Jesus is going to be there and he's just gonna appear at somebody, like think about this. Jesus is just going to appear in front of you. And he's like, poof into existence and be like, Hey, John, I'm Jesus. I created the universe. Do you want to talk to me have a drink? Or would you like to talk to Pauly Shore? And you'd be like, Oh, well. I am a fan of Pauly Shore. Like, could you imagine that? Dude, you knew and you wouldn't do it.

John Shull 1:14:53

I mean, that's part of the thing. Maybe God and or Jesus is this pompous person who you wouldn't even want Have a beer with anyways, you still

Nick VinZant 1:15:01

want to find out about the universe, right? You're not going to ask any questions. What would the first question you asked to Jesus be?

John Shull 1:15:09

Am I? Oh, no. I mean, I would probably have something stupid like, so what am I going to die? And how am I going to die? No, I don't think that's stupid. If you'd be like, well, it's gonna be when you walk out of this bar, and you're gonna get hit by a car.

Nick VinZant 1:15:24

I think the thing that I would ask would be like, is there any chance I could go again? Any chance? I'm going again? Maybe like, Nah, dude. You got about five left, actually. So y'all mean crap. We're not religious either. I'm not a religious person. But I do think the concept of whatever let's just move on. This is a neck for people who may be listening for the first time. We're not a religious or a political show. We just got sidetracked on this. It is kind of interesting. Like, what would you do? Like well?

John Shull 1:15:54

Well, I mean, Jesus is there or the rock walks and I'm probably gonna go out some tequila with the rock for an hour.

Nick VinZant 1:16:00

What do you think Jesus is gonna drink? What do you think he's gonna have for a drink? Like if you sat down for a beer with Jesus, what do you think he's drinking?

John Shull 1:16:11

Probably something like super like probably something super strong. Like maybe just whiskey just out of the bottle. I

Nick VinZant 1:16:19

think he goes beer. Do you think he goes hard liquor?

John Shull 1:16:23

He goes hard liquor. I think I can

Nick VinZant 1:16:25

see Jesus having like a whiskey or a tequila

John Shull 1:16:32

Yeah, but knowing Knowing my luck, you know, he he be like, What do you want? Cosmopolitan, please. Oh,

Nick VinZant 1:16:39

God, what if Jesus drinks like a sex on the beach? He's Jesus. Well, everybody's gonna start drinking sex on the beaches. I'll tell you that.

John Shull 1:16:48

You can drink whatever he wants to. Unless the rocks there and then I'll be talking to somebody else. God, I

Nick VinZant 1:16:55

mean, I hope that's just didn't do much, right. You're worried about an asteroid? Well, they're sending it now.

John Shull 1:17:04

Who was they?

Nick VinZant 1:17:06

Whoever it is, okay. Oh, is

John Shull 1:17:08

that your whole thing? That's it, man. Okay, so

Nick VinZant 1:17:10

our top five is top five best things about fall? Sure. Number five.

John Shull 1:17:17

Well, my first question to you is has the weather officially started to cool down in Seattle.

Nick VinZant 1:17:23

I mean, it's Seattle. So not that much not like in other parts of the country, Seattle, if you would like this whole rant has a very temperate climate, it rarely gets below 30 And rarely gets above 75. It's very, very reliable climate because it's right next to the ocean so it doesn't swing up and down, like other places that I've lived.

John Shull 1:17:46

Sounds terrible. But all right. The seasons in Michigan have changed quite a bit and it's still 60 to 70 degrees come Halloween. And that is that is kind of absurd. Because I remember when I was a child, that would be 40 degrees and snowing some Halloween. Halloween. Yeah, it's my dad walk around with his Bud Light in his, you know, jacket, telling me to go back to a house again to get the same candy because I gave out the nice candy bars instead of the shitty ones.

Nick VinZant 1:18:16

Yeah, you wouldn't do that. That's good parenting. Go back.

John Shull 1:18:22

I remember one time I went to the same house and the person goes, Did not just see. That's a no must have been the other Pillsbury Doughboy. Ah,

Nick VinZant 1:18:31

you gotta give it like 30 minutes.

John Shull 1:18:33

Well, you know, anyway, it's my number five. I'm speaking of what we just kind of alluded to, I'm going with the cooler weather.

Nick VinZant 1:18:43

That's your number five. I have a hard time not putting that a lot higher is the change in the weather?

John Shull 1:18:50

Well, I actually don't mind the hot weather. And I think people always say, Man, I'm ready for the cooler weather. And then when you get up and you have to start your day and it's 40 You know, 3040 degrees. Then you're like, Man, I wish it was still warmer outside.

Nick VinZant 1:19:04

Mornings mornings when it's dark and cold. That's that's tough. That's to me. The hardest part about falling winter. The change in the morning to change in the sunlight. My number five is hoodies. I love wearing hoodies, man. And you can start rockin hoodies in fall it's hoodies every day.

John Shull 1:19:24

Yeah, I don't actually disagree with you on that. Fall fall clothing is it's better than summer clothing and way better than winter clothing.

Nick VinZant 1:19:34

Yeah, fall I think is the most comfortable clothing season. For sure. Yeah. Because even though summer you could make an argument that that's the most comfortable you're wearing the least. I'd like to be you know, I like to be little wrapped up. I don't mind a little blanket. I like little lounge pants. Right? You can't do that in summer. You can't put a blanket on it. Someone can tuck you wet shirt on in summer.

John Shull 1:19:58

Just pull up Put the nifty bed.

Nick VinZant 1:20:01

I don't mind being tucked in. You wouldn't want to be tucked in right now.

John Shull 1:20:06

No, I don't actually like, I don't like, like the feeling of being tucked in.

Nick VinZant 1:20:11

It bothers you. The last time somebody tucked you into bed, it's probably been like 30 years if you think about

John Shull 1:20:19

Yeah, I don't remember the last time I've ever been tucked in. I don't

Nick VinZant 1:20:23

remember the last time but I'm sure it was when our moms were little kids. They tucked us into bed.

John Shull 1:20:29

Knowing that now, nobody my wife doesn't even know I'm in the bed half of the time.

Nick VinZant 1:20:34

No, she knows.

John Shull 1:20:35

Oh, all right, my number. My number four is just the colors of the season change. And it kind of goes a lot I was trying to figure out a way to fit in like candles in there and like smells. But I went with color change instead because it really is. The leaves in the grass. It's it goes from these dark blues and greens to just death and destruction. Jesus just goes poof you don't have a beer with me and everything turns gray.

Nick VinZant 1:21:06

That's how it works man also that is like the weenie just answer that I thought that you were gonna give. Like I really love the fall colors. I don't want to hear about fall colors. I don't want to hear about pumpkin spice lattes, fall colors or anything like that. That's the worst part about fall to me is you gotta hear everybody talk about the same stuff.

John Shull 1:21:27

I don't want to hear it. Well, you're gonna hate my number one then.

Nick VinZant 1:21:31

My number four is the holidays. I like the holidays. I'm a firm believer that the year ends the week before Thanksgiving the years essentially over right before Thanksgiving the week of when the when the week of Thanksgiving the year is over. You have no more responsibilities at work. Nobody's paying attention. Everybody's checked out for the rest of the year.

John Shull 1:21:52

I don't know what business you're in.

Nick VinZant 1:21:55

Well, most of the world

John Shull 1:21:58

Yeah, I know. Fuck. My number. I'm just gonna move on from that. My number three is like late night fires.

Nick VinZant 1:22:08

Hmm

John Shull 1:22:11

just sitting around firepit with when it's it's not too cold to have a fire but it's just cold enough to where you know you get in your fall gear and you sit around a fire Yeah, some cold beers. It's it's probably one of my favorite things to do all year.

Nick VinZant 1:22:26

My I agree with that. I do like sitting by fire. I enjoy sitting by a fire. Yeah, there's something very nice about that. My number three is football. Not because I like football that much but because there's just it's an event there's always something kind of going on with football like oh, you can do that at the very least. That kind of brings like an excitement to the year I think that football does that.

John Shull 1:22:53

I mean not only does the fall bring football but you have hockey, basketball. Baseball Playoff soccer year round nobody cares

Nick VinZant 1:23:01

about that the Polo championship badminton regionals. Okay Don't Don't hate all bad, but I loved on it and honestly, that's one of those sports I wish we played more like I love badminton racquet ball, that stuff's fun as hell hitting the ball with a racket Washington bang off of things. It's amazing.

John Shull 1:23:22

All right, my number two is kind of piggybacking on what you said is just the holidays. I don't agree with you that the years ends at Thanksgiving but you know, you kind of you kind of start the season right with Halloween and Thanksgiving and then the whole month of December is just you know, Christmas and then you go into New Year's it's it gives you something to look forward to. Especially when the weather at that point, usually pretty shitty.

Nick VinZant 1:23:48

I can make an argument that if you're not in kind of like retail, or anything like that, that your year kind of ends with things with Halloween. The years kind of over with Halloween, like I'm not really doing anything after that, like November and December, nobody's getting big projects done.

John Shull 1:24:10

Well, that's good for them. I guess.

Nick VinZant 1:24:13

My number two is laziness. Laziness is one of my favorite things about fall because you don't have to do anything. You can just be inside. You don't have to do anything. And the weather's not so bad like it is in winter, where you can't really do anything or it's very difficult to do something. Fall to me is the laziest season.

John Shull 1:24:35

Yeah, because you're not necessarily getting the snows that you have to go and take care of. But it's usually cold enough to where you don't want to do anything then like you said, there's football on something to do.

Nick VinZant 1:24:49

It's the laziest season in my opinion. That's I like that right? Like I don't really have to do stuff like summer you always feel like I be out there doing something.

John Shull 1:24:57

We gotta we'd go into the shit out of my shell. All right, gotta go

Nick VinZant 1:25:01

mow the lawn. You got to go to the beach. You got to go to the whatever but in fall, you're like to do that.

John Shull 1:25:10

Alright, my number one is the fall food.

Nick VinZant 1:25:14

Oh, I don't care about fall food at all. Oh man, what's up? What are you eating in fall this so special?

John Shull 1:25:21

Oh, I mean you name it. I mean we could talk about Thanksgiving alone. crock pot meals, hearty meals. You know just things kind of what you were like talking about laziness meals where you just want to go to sleep right after eating them.

Nick VinZant 1:25:40

Hmm. The only fall food that I like is chili. That's the only one that I'd be like, no, no, no, you got to wait for fall for some chili. Or assuming good like good thick soup. But other than that, I don't care about it.

John Shull 1:25:54

Chili soup like you know, it's usually obviously to kill to cold the grill outside so you might do some cooking on the stove. Just

Nick VinZant 1:26:05

my number one is what I think the only number one should be which is just not sweating.

John Shull 1:26:12

I've said that I don't mind sweating. I've told you that. I don't I don't I kind of like to sweat. It makes me feel alive.

Nick VinZant 1:26:17

Yeah, but just like doing nothing sweating. Like just being there being hot sweating. I don't enjoy that at all. Well,

John Shull 1:26:24

I mean, people can go to YouTube and I sweat just recording this.

Nick VinZant 1:26:29

Yeah, I can see it. Do you? Do you have anything your honorable mention?

John Shull 1:26:37

Um, I have like a Fall TV specials like holiday specials. I'm kind of a sap like I look forward to you know, like the the holiday movie marathons or? Or like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving show, you know, are some of the artists musicians that do one off concerts in the fall? I like those.

Nick VinZant 1:26:58

I don't I've never paid any attention to those. I could care less about any of those things. I mean, not at all. Like it's surprising how little I care about it that like, Oh, that's a thing. Like, to me, I was actually shocked that that's something that other people actually enjoy. Oh, well, except for maybe the Thanksgiving Day. Maybe the Thanksgiving Day Parade or the Christmas parade? I can't remember it. That's like the only thing that I'd be like, Well, I'm gonna watch that.

John Shull 1:27:25

And then I also have on here, I didn't really know how to put this down in a concise manner. But I have I have like, like, themed food, like pumpkin spice at Starbucks. Or like Halloween cookies. You know, like, different different, like fall themed food that you can that seasonal seasonal food. There you go. fall seasonal food.

Nick VinZant 1:27:50

I think I hate stuff like that. Because I hate anything that I don't care about that I now have to either hear about a lot or pretend like I care about.

John Shull 1:27:59

I mean, the pumpkin spice phenomenon. God, it was a little much a few years ago, but it's it's it's not bad. I mean, it's not like it's a terrible product.

Nick VinZant 1:28:08

I just don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear people say those words. Like oh, PSL. strike them down, Jesus. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a rating, quick review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. And if you get a chance, and you really liked the show, we have been nominated for best interview podcast in the 2023 signal awards. So we've put a link to the voting site in the description. Really appreciate your support. Thanks. I'm so awkward at things like that. Because John and I just we're not good at any kind of self promotion. We're just terrible at it. And I feel like when we ever we try to do it, it just comes off weird like that. But anyway, let us know what you think are the best things about fall. And if fall I would I would honestly make a case that fall could be fall could be the best or at least the second best season. Let us know what you think.

Helicopter Stunt Pilot Fred North

From the Fast and the Furious and Bad Boys to Inception and Captain America, Helicopter Stunt Pilot Fred North has spent his life flying sideways. We talk becoming an aerial stunt pilot, how movie stunts are really made and his most extreme stunt yet. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Child Stars.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, movie stunts and childhood stars,

Fred North 0:21

you need to have a very, very good awareness of the surrounding. Because when we fly super low on these power lines, there is war there is explosion. So on the last extraction to movie that was released on Netflix, I have to land on a moving train, and I really want to do something. Wow, you know, for the audience, I really want the people to say what the heck,

Nick VinZant 0:45

I want to thank you so much for joining us, if you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it, it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest has performed some of the most intense stunts you've ever seen from Bad Boys fast in the Furious The list just goes on and on. This is stunt helicopter pilot, Fred North was the goal always to be a stunt pilot, or were you going to be a regular pilot. And this is just kind of what happened.

Fred North 1:27

I didn't know I wanted to be a stunt pilot, because I didn't know the event the position was existing. So I just started to be a helicopter pilot, I knew I wanted to do what we call utility flying which mean firefighting, rescue, you know, more the flying aspect of it and not like go from A to B, you know, that I knew. But I didn't know where you know, life was gonna take me.

Nick VinZant 1:50

So did this really even exist when you started out? Or do you kind of pave a path for this,

Fred North 1:56

it was existing in America, but at the time I was in France, in France did not exist. So I had to kind of create the job for Europe. In the US, there was maybe 10 guys doing it worldwide, you know, that's it. So it's such a niche job,

Nick VinZant 2:15

essentially, like what makes you good at it,

Fred North 2:17

you need to have a very, very good awareness of the surrounding the moving surrounding, because when we fly super low on these power lines, there is war, there is explosion, that is course, you need to have you in in a fraction of second, you need to photograph everything moving. And you know, if you can go between them, you can go next to them. So you need to have a very comfortable sense of space. And that's something you have or you don't now of course, you can get better and better, but you need to have a base, you know, some people have no sense of that. So you need that. And then the second is you need to connect with your machine. So you need to be one with the helicopter. There is not like it's not you operating the machine, you are the machine. Which means you know, I don't know if you know if you ski but yeah, those key, okay, so if you ski and you go downhill, and sometimes you lose control a little bit because you know, the snow is not good, or whatever it is but you losing control the ski are taking you down, not you. And you can very easily identify that when, you know, shoot, like you you're losing control, and you're going down the ski stacking. So, in a helicopter is the saying you have to be in control, the machine cannot take you somewhere, you cannot allow this to happen. So you need to be one. And for me, the only way to be one with a machine is to be an expert in one type. Which is what I'm doing an expert in the the one you can see on Instagram 99% of the time. It's an Airbus H 125. It's, it's a machine that is plenty technical reason why but and to meet to connect with with them. I often fly barefoot, remove my shoes and my socks. Because I feel the machine with my hands and my feet. And I really feel the helicopter way more when I'm barefoot. If you drive your car without shoes, you're gonna see what I'm talking about. You're gonna I can see that right sensitive. And you basically you can you control the machine by pressure point not movements. So if you have a big pursues, you know you have to you don't feel anything as a pressure point. You have to move physically something to react. But if you want to fly, you know, like a feather, you need pressure point. So that's basically I think what you have to be good at.

Nick VinZant 4:49

They're that sensitive, they're very sensitive.

Fred North 4:53

In fact, if you think you turn it's turning without any moving if you fly with me and I'm going to show you the control You're not going to sit moving, we're gonna go 90 degrees to the left.

Nick VinZant 5:04

You know, I guess the only thing I could possibly in my life compared to is like skiing and mountain biking and mountain biking, like, No, you control it. And if you want to go left, well, you think about going left,

Fred North 5:14

it's the same. It's the same principle for any machines. For me, it's exactly the same for mountain biking, because the guy doing jerky move is going to fall. You know, you really, it's pressure point, to me, it applies to any kind of machine going fast somewhere or you have to control your bike, you have to be one where your bike, you have to be one with a motorcycle, you have to be one, with anything you do, it's the same for the helicopter.

Nick VinZant 5:37

And I think that anybody can kind of relate to that in the sense that like, Oh, if you're walking or something like that, you take your shoes off, you do have, you do know where you are a lot more,

Fred North 5:47

right? If you do yoga or something, you take your shoes off, you know, you connect for me, it's, it's basic. So some, because of 99.9% of the pilots learn with their shoes, it's not always easy for them to switch. For me, it was just because one day was so hot, it was warm as hell. And I removed my shoes, because I was in the Sahara Desert. And I removed my shoes. Whoo. And then since that day, I don't always take it off. But if it's a complicated sequence, and I'm not in Alaska or somewhere, then my shoes is gone.

Nick VinZant 6:24

So if you're looking at like the precision aspect of it, okay, you've got to be within six inches of this spot of foot, like 10 feet, like how, how close are you going to, like, Okay, you got an A, if you're within X amount of space of where you're supposed to be,

Fred North 6:41

most of the time is going to be to the foot. Because if you look at my friend right now, okay, if I'm a foot of, okay, so it's the same form, informing the helicopter, most of the time they have the camera, and that's what they want to see what's behind me. So if I'm going this way, then you know, the cameras to follow, and then my background change. So it's usually to the foot. You know, I have to be very precise. And I'm always telling everybody's working with us. In our team, I said, you have to be consistent. When you duplicate. Again, and again, and again, a slight movement, yes, to be to the photo half a foot, basically, you have to be perfectly, you know, align with whatever they want. And most of the time where we do, I'm going behind the camera on the ground, and I look what they're going to see and trying to see, you know, what, what will be the limits, like a visual cues, like a building, like, you know, a rooftop or something. And then when I'm coming in with a helicopter, I'm trying to stay within those reference cues that I don't see anymore, because I'm sitting on the film, helicopter, but then we have a ground pilot, what we call ground pilot coordinator, they're very experienced pilot, they're on the ground with radios, the next to the director, and he's listening to what he says. And then he can see the frame because he can see the video. And then he can see from like, 10 feet off is a thread, you know, move one click. So we have love a little code. You know, it's one click two clicks, three clicks, it just means it's a little bit, you know, you can say two feet to the right, but it doesn't mean two feet is mean, a little bit, you know? So that's how we do it.

Nick VinZant 8:22

I'm always fascinated by logistics. So this may be a slight diversion necessarily, but like, how do you get the FAA to approve this like I would, is that because if I was just sitting at my desk at the FAA, and like you're gonna do what?

Fred North 8:35

Well, first of all, you know, we all have an FAA office that we are relating to so like, I'm in LA. So my le copter is at Long Beach airport. So then there is an FAA office there. So it seems 20 years that I've been in America, I've been relating with lax, so Los Angeles Airport, FAA office, and then Long Beach. Both of them know me very well. So we know each other. That's the first thing okay, and the way we do things with them, their job is to protect the public. My job is to protect the public and also to do the shoot. FAA doesn't really care about the shoot. Their job is to protect the public so when I submit the permit, let's say that on a layup to fly between the streets, you know, between the buildings in the street that five feet of the of the of the ground, then I'm going to submit a permit they're going to show how I'm going to protect the public which means apartment buildings. If those guys too close we have to enter the building. If the people wants to stay, they can but they have to approve it. So we go one by one to each apartment and say we are we suggesting you go to a hotel we paying for your hotel room. Would you want to go to you know on the weekend because usually we do that on weekends. If people say no, I don't want to go anywhere. We say okay we would love you to not you don't stay on the balcony you go in the in the in the backroom but if you want to be on the balcony, it's up to you In that case, you become participants, which means now the allowing the taking the risk. So FAA basically is asking us to do our due diligence to protect the public. So we try to always find a place that we don't have apartments, more like, you know, cooperate kind of area in this. Yeah, because the office is closed on weekends. So we will go to sanctuary city in LA and find a place where there's more businesses, because on Sunday morning, they're not there. And if there is like a coffee shop, let's say, then we'll go to the coffee shop. And we'll say how much you make. Sunday from 8am to noon, the guy says 6000, here, 6000, close the door. So this is the way we do it. And then when we submit the permit like that to the FAA, and we, we explain where we enter, where we exhibit how we're going to do all that stuff, they usually, you know, approve the, the permit, and each pilot, they're doing film work, as what we call the motion picture, movie manual. So it's basically 30 pages, and explaining how you are conducting your operation, the filming part, everything and how you protect the public and the crew. And then that that movie manual is valid for two years, and your FAA officials want to renew it. So they're putting basically the liability on the pilot and the responsibility on the pilot. So if you do your job, right, they're going to renew it every two years. But if you not, you know, behaving and you are recognized or something, then they're not gonna give it to you, and then you cannot apply for filming permit.

Nick VinZant 11:36

So on on an average thing, right, like, and I know this, obviously, there's like 50,000 different factors. But it's going to cost a movie production, whatever. Like, how much to just do this? And

Fred North 11:50

I mean, it depends, if we should, like, if we should downtown LA, like when I did the movie, San Andreas, if you remember that, you know, yeah. Brad Payton was the director. And we blocked 11 blocks on downtown LA for half a day, on a Sunday. And it was a bit the million dollar to do that. I'm not talking about how much for production to do the shoot, talking hard part, blocking, you know, we had like 200 people blocking all the access. So you need to have a person on each exit, and then transport any buildings, because you can't let people going outside while we're flying. So the way we do it is, they all have, you know, some sort of clothes that we can see, but they have little flags, red, and green. When I'm on a hover, I can see if I see all the renewal flags green, I know I'm ready to go. If I see there is one red, I'm calling the ground and say hey, there's one guy says red what it what is going on? And then they say, Well, there's a guy that doesn't want to go away. Then we try to speak with him. And then we have the police that is there. LAPD is their policy. You know, there is a lot of agencies involved. The CD people is there the so they can be foreign to people, you know, managing that airspace. So you know, it's a lot, lot to do. So it costs a lot of money. But you know, at the end, you have an amazing action sequence.

Nick VinZant 13:19

Yeah, I was I've got some of your kind of work queued up. I'll get to that in a little bit. I was like, Holy crap. That's impressive. Um, yeah. Are you ready for some kind of harder listener submitted question? Sure. Hardest stunt that you've ever done? What one would you say? Like, oh, that was the

Fred North 13:37

people don't call me unfortunately, for boring stuff. So it's always a little bit of a challenge, okay, because people call me to do you know, advance and challenging, so I'm known for that. So I will say, first of all, the Fast and Furious movie, you know, low and dirty car chase, that's always pretty exposed, you know, the Fast and Furious. I've done all of them since number four, and we're prepping number 11. To even idea so it's a family it became a family thing but the strong people and you know as on the Arielle team, we're like one family, you know, like, we love each other, we know each other. So it's always tricky. But the last two more difficult, you know, stata had to do there is one that I'm explaining in my book, you know, flying sideways, that is going to be we're going to start shipping like mid September end of September, just, you know, for people to know. And I'm explaining so on the last extraction to movie that was released on Netflix, like two months ago. I have to learn on a moving train to drop off five guys. And the complication of that sequence originally when I told the director we can do that we were supposed to shoot it in Australia. Because Chris Hemsworth our lead actor living there, he wanted to do it there but he was doing COVID And what And we were supposed to do it there. There was a rail track, open, no trees, nothing. So I had plenty room to do the approach land on a moving train and, and Bell. But then COVID happened. And then they asked us to do it in Europe. And we did it in Czech Republic. And the problem, there were trees. So long story short, we only had 28 seconds free of trees to do the gag. So now I told him, you know, we can do it. And now it's hard for me to tell them well, you know, it's going to be tricky, because now you only gave me 20 seconds. What they would have told me, You should have told us you need XYZ, like 45 seconds. I said, I even didn't think to let you guys know, because there was not even a question, right? Anyway, at that point, the ship was sailed. And we're already in it. So we have to, you know, do the do that stunt. It's complex to land a helicopter with one's kid on the train. And five guys going out because it's about 1000 pounds, transfer, weight transfer. So if you could one skip, the helicopter is already you know, not really balanced. But when the guys get out, you have basically in three seconds, four seconds, 1000 pounds off. So to recap, you can tip over, you have to control the balance, and then at the same time, you're 60 miles an hour on a moving train, and you have only 28 seconds. So we had to. So that was a difficult, you know, sequence. So if you watch the movie, then you're going to see what I'm talking about. It's very short on the movie, but you're gonna see exactly what we're doing. So to prep that one. So in the book, you know, I'm really explaining all the details, what went through my mind. I we did it, how he was safe. And the whole thing that went through my mind. So you know, if anybody's interested, it's in, it's in the book. So that was the extraction to, you know, if the viewers want to, to look he was, you know, it's also a fun movie. And it's crazy action. And there's other crazy stuff with recoveries in there. But then I've done another one. And I cannot talk too much about it because the movie hasn't been released yet. But I'm in Beverly Hills, cops four with Eddie Murphy, and the movie is not out yet. We've done a crazy helicopter sequence that was one of the most difficult in my career. And it was extremely challenging, like, crazy cars being inches from me. So I cannot say too much. But when the movie is coming, coming out, if you want to do another podcast, then I will be more than happy to explain because it was mind blowing crazy shit. So and the movie is funny, because of course, Eddie. Yeah, he's

Nick VinZant 17:40

funny.

Fred North 17:41

He's funny how,

Nick VinZant 17:42

like, if you were to put a number on it, right? Like, how often 5% 10% 20% Whatever, like, how often do you say like, we can't do that,

Fred North 17:51

in fact, is, it's very rare. Because usually, when they suggest for me to do something, or more than one, to suggest to do something crazy than them, because they, they don't know what we can do, and we cannot do. So often they're more conservative in the writing. And more like, well, we can fly inside a building with a helicopter and, you know, oh, we can fly inside a building. We can these days, a lot of other things to do to make that happen in the structure, but we can and then you know from that from there, they're trying to massage the storyline. So professional, most of the movie, we do our big budget, and people are amazing. They're the top of the line. They know what they're doing. So when you speak with a director, and he's suggesting something immediately if you say, you know, that's gonna be tricky to do, but if you want you can do it that way. Okay, great. Great. And then people catch up on it. So it's never like, No, you guys crazy, because it's not that kind of relationship.

Nick VinZant 19:00

Yeah, that makes sense. I would have like no idea what you were capable of doing.

Fred North 19:04

You know, for the train. For example, the director didn't ask me to learn on it. He asked me can you go above the train? And can you hoist or repelling five guys on the train? But moving? Can you do that? I say sure, but that's boring. I said, you know, people, that's boring stuff, why we don't land on the damn train. Can you do that? I said, I think so. I never done it. But I think so. And then from there, he decided to write the old story, the third act on it, you know, so it's more of that kind of relationship where I want to be supportive to the movie and I really want to do something. Wow. You know, for the audience. I really want the people to say what the heck you know, and I want to create inspiration I want to create and I don't want to send some error again when I do I say that because it's not my you know, I really want people to say oh, we can do this. I mean this insane and then maybe they want to be a helicopter pilot. Maybe they're gonna want to be, you know, I don't know, just to suggesting the young guys out there, you know, yes, we can do that, you know, there is a way to do a lot of stupid stuff in life if you do it in a smart way. And I'm not saying smart, but with the team, we're trying to do it as much as possible. This is one that

Nick VinZant 20:19

I I'll just straight up ask it to you, right? Like, how do you feel about drones and CGI? Like, is that going to replace this?

Fred North 20:26

So often people ask the question, and in fact, it's two different things. So let's start with the drone. So drones is a new basically a new filming platform that happened, you know, seven, eight years ago. And when that came in to the picture, of course, people say, oh, you know, that's it, we're going to use drones helicopter down and bla bla bla bla bla bla and me personally I know exactly what the drone can do and cannot do. And if you think about it for a second operating a drone with a camera system at low level between obstacles and stuff is way more difficult than people think. It is. Because to be remotely detach from the camera okay and from the flying part you on the ground and that thing is some level then you are higher. Now there is no connection between those two pieces. And if you look at every other filming tool we have in the in Hollywood UK we have camera car the camera is directly attached on the car on the little crane but so touch the cameraman does the joystick you can operate the camera that is in the car so he's moving with the camera. Okay, so he can make his decision creative decision on the goal is with the camera. Okay, the dolly grip is pushing his Dolly the camera is there. The crane operator the camera is on the crane so is always a connection. They have direct connect helicopter flying directly with a camera. Steadicam, the guy is holding the camera. So 99.9% of the camera system in the filming business are the cameraman are connected and pilot directly with a camera. Drone? No. That's everything. Okay, so now drones will lack in spatial orientation. Okay, the guy is detached from it, you ask the guy to go around the building? How does he know he can go around the building? Just looking at the monitor where the drone goes. And as I work that way, you go straight? Now you need to make a right? How do you see that it's clear to the right. When do you know. So if you wait to clear the wall that is on your right to make a turn, you wait too far, then the shot is going to be boring, or you have to go slowly now, because when you make the turn, what happens if there is a pole, and then you turn a boom, you hit the pole. So it's not as simple and people think so then that makes it's also drawn lack of depth of field. It's very hard for them to know. You know, because you're looking at it to the monitor which is flat, there is no depth. So it's very hard for a drone pilot to know you know how far he is on a moving you know is moving. Also, you have to understand that most of them only have like eight to 12 minutes battery range. So they don't have a lot of time really to rehearse, rehearse, rehearse and do it. They have to do one or twice and then land change the battery to one or twice land and do the battery etc, etc. So it's not as easy than people think. So it's to me, it's a complete different animal than a camera look after a 1000 horsepower cameraman and pilot on board, we flying the camera, I'm becoming the camera that he got to disappear, you know. So you have to see the differences. I will say the overlap between the two is maybe 10% 10%. The drone do I can do 10% You know what the helicopter does? They can do. I mean,

Nick VinZant 23:59

it kind of sounds like in the sense of like, I don't remember who the director of that movie was. But it was the most recent Mad Max movie where they did it all like without any of that stuff. And there was just a certain amount of like, whatever words you were, like wrongness or realness to it that was like, Oh, it brought you into it so much.

Fred North 24:19

Exactly. Yeah. So much more. And to me, you want to avoid the effects. It's the same with me in the helicopter. You know, I want to be careful the way I shut something has to be organic. Because yes, you don't want to, for the audience to think oh, that was an helicopter shot. Because this has nothing to do with the story. So you always have to be very careful the way you are flying because you don't want to cut that connection with the you know what, whatever you filming as a film pilot, that's your job. And as a drone operator is the same and director that do really big, big big movies or have a good sense they know and they're gonna say Fred, we're gonna use you for this and we're gonna use this you know with a drone

Nick VinZant 24:59

in the CGI part. aren't like, I could repeat it. So switch

Fred North 25:02

CGI, as it says this computer graphic images. So what does it means? It means you're building from scratch. Fake background. Okay? So it's like a cartoon, or you're shooting something real. And in the back, let's say there is a bridge, across the ocean, that bridge doesn't exist. So they're going to CG the bridge. What happened with CG is, if it's not in your face, you can live with it for a few seconds, but if it's in your face, now, people are not stupid. They can tell it's not. True, real. So again, you don't want anything that disconnect you from the story. So to me bad CG. People say what the heck is that you don't even you know, I don't know if you remember the movie, a team, the last one that was maybe 10 years old. And it was a tank that is falling out of the sky from a plane. And that tank was so badly made, like so poorly made, the cg of that tank was like horrible. And to me if you can destroy the sequence, because it's so bad. That is like, looks like it's a cartoon like. And that's about CG. So, in the helicopter world, CG is giving us more work. Because we have to shoot those plates. What we call plates is basically we have to shoot the background, that they're going to put stuff in it. So let's say okay, the days, let's say the last Top Gun movie, okay, there's all those jets flying and everything. In standard is a jet flying. Each time you see a window off to the side, let's say you're filming, the actor is talking. But behind him, there's a window, you think they're already filming what's going on. Beyond that window? No, they're filming the guy. And they put a green piece of screen on the window. And then we shoot that part separately, no place. And then they take any piece that light, and they're gonna put it in the window. That's CG. So we do a lot of work like that a lot a lot. I will say you represent 40% of what we do. To me, it

Nick VinZant 27:11

sounds like you're shooting the foundation for them to kind of put things on

Fred North 27:13

Correct, correct. And they need the reality the true image so they can put some fake in it, but he cannot build a fake. To give you an example. Like if you take a Fast and Furious movie, the numbers seven or eight, I think the eight there was a submarine going through the ice. And we saw that in Iceland, there was no submarine Of course, the submarine is CG, what we shot, we saw the ice, and we tried to find a little crack in the ice, we showed that so they can just use that cracker and use that to crack to burst summary. So then the only thing that was fake was a summary, you can even push it more than that you can go shoot a submarine that is on the water, you shoot it the same way you're going to shoot it if it was in the ice, we should the ice part, we should the summer in part, and then they put the two together. That's CG, for example.

Nick VinZant 28:09

That's crazy.

Fred North 28:10

That's how we do it for a lot of in Top Gun, you know, two jets flying above each other. We should one then we showed this one. And then they put it together.

Nick VinZant 28:21

Um, for this, like what's kind of happening? Walk me through this a little bit.

Fred North 28:25

So this is the movie Gran Turismo, that has been released in theater last night. And I wanted to see to see it last night. Because I love to see the movies, you know, in a theater, you know, I don't mind watching on TV, but I think we need to go to the theater to support and also watch that is like a like a big event. So here basically in the story, you have those those young pilots driver that the racing and in the helicopter, there is a there is like an engineer and an instructor that is giving giving guidance to those guys, so they wanted me to be super close to the cars and going with them. So here I have to be very careful that you see the blades are pretty close to the cars in the turn. So I have to be very careful for the blades to not of course that's one of the car and you have to match your speed. And also there's a lot of obstacles, there's the seats there is you can see by his bridges Overpass, so it was tricky to do to a unit to have the same speed on the car. And you have to understand that any country is 2.5 tonnes. So you have to manage the weight and the momentum. And I'm sitting on the front left from what you can see here. So I'm on the opposite side of the car we make it a bit more difficult because the car on the on the left side of the helicopter and I'm sitting on the right. So it's not always easy. So I need to keep an angle so I can have a visual on the car. And you know it takes a little bit to to do that safely, of course but that's what's happening here.

Nick VinZant 29:53

I would think that it's really hard to match that speed.

Fred North 29:57

Time because what you can't see To the right days overpasses, and you have to dive down to get to the level of the car. So you can really match the speed and then get the turn, you have to kind of be because also the cars change speed all the time. So yeah, most of the time, I'm asking the stunt drivers when they've drive those cars, be consistent with your speed. Because if they go super fast, and they hit the brake, and they make the turn, it's impossible for me to manage that speed. Because I'm 2.5 times. You know, if I slow down, I have to flare. And then when I flare, I'm losing sight of what is in front of me. Because the nose goes at me since so I'm always asking them to help me with the speed. And that's what those guys do. Of course, they're most of the time their friends, you know, the stunt drivers, and we help each other. This one.

Nick VinZant 30:48

This one, oh, man. Yeah.

Fred North 30:54

So a lot of people were wondering how we did this, because it's not easy to be in the turbulence of the other one. But there is a basic technique here you can see. So you see the propellers and all that wind come towards me. But if you go back to the beginning of the video, my blades that are above us are above the propeller of the plane, that's how you stay off turbulence, the helicopter gets some, but that doesn't matter. As long as the blades don't get the turbulence. It's irrelevant.

Nick VinZant 31:24

Oh, so you have to be just, you're above the high point of his wing of the thing. Or you're just

Fred North 31:32

it goes to the wings, it's the tip of the wing will create a vortex, and the propellers will blow a lot of wind towards me. So as long as the blades are my blades that are above me right now my rotor system is above the propeller and above the wings, then there is no factor for the helicopter because my rotor system is like a wing, in a sense. So if that's getting clean air, there is no turbulence. If the helicopter get, you know, turbulence is you're going to shake a little bit, but he's no problem with that. He's like, if I'm pushing you a little bit,

Nick VinZant 32:06

you know? Yeah, it's the thing that I would think of, in my mind, it's like somebody pushing my upper body while I'm running well, as long as you don't hit my legs, I'm fine. Exactly.

Fred North 32:14

So it's kind of the same here. So we only like five feet from from the plane, because it's shot with an iPhone, by the way by cell phone. So it's pretty wide issue,

Nick VinZant 32:25

you really like five feet behind the plane was shooting with an iPhone.

Fred North 32:29

I'm not sure a friend of mine is shooting behind it.

Nick VinZant 32:32

So how does like I would not have thought that a helicopter could take off like that.

Fred North 32:38

So in fact, helicopters are like a pendulum. Okay, there is one rotor system. So it's pandalam. It's a big difference between helicopters and drones. Drones are multi rotors. So they all go in opposition to each other. This is why it's hard for them to turn, because they're all going in opposition with each other. US we have 1x. So it's very easy to say pandalam effect. Okay, so here, it's the same principle. So stalking off is like a pendulum. So as long as the forces pull you in one direction, you can be almost any direction. So here, the only way to be really straight down is to have to go in super fast. On one direction, the helicopter will just follow the rotor system. So as long as you go fast, you're not going to fall. But you need the traction. It's like a gigantic propeller going, you know, down, as long as it's pulling you forward. No problem, you need to know what you're doing. So you don't touch the ground. But if you look very carefully the way we do this, you can see us going up a little bit. We're not Yeah, from the you know, we doing it and then we're going up so it's clear for the blades for the on the ground.

Nick VinZant 33:50

So that's pretty much all the questions that we have. Do you think we left anything out? Did we miss anything was kind of coming up for you? I know you got a big book coming out.

Fred North 33:59

Yep. So you know, my, my book flying sideways was first of all to find the title was not quiet river. Because it's you know, when it when it's there, it's easy to sort of flying sideways. And, you know, took for eight nine months, you know, what title It's so cheesy cliche, you know, you know, so and then one of my neighbor, you know, she said, what you do best? I say, I don't know, flying sideways. That's it. And that's how that thing came in. You know? So it's basically it's a memoir. So it's I've done some crazy crazy things you can say that shit right in, in my life. And the memoir is basically you know starting with extraction right then to explain to people how I feel in my heart when I'm when I put myself in this position like when I'm ready to land on the train is like what the heck is wrong with me? You know why? Why am I why am I you know why? You know, and so anyway, see all that stuff that go to my mind. And then, at the end, again, a piece of extraction again to close that chapter. And in between, you're gonna see from Africa to Hollywood, how do you go from born and raised in Africa with, you know, parents, as a teacher? As a French person? Don't speak English, no, Visa nothing and in Hollywood, and do all the big movies how that this happened. And one of the reasons why we wrote the book is because on my social media, there's so many young kids out there, asking me, How can we be a film pilot? How can we do this? How can we do that, and I'm always taking the time to respond to them. But then we thought, with my wife, you know, that, you know, wrote the book with me piggy north, like Lucky for me that she did worry, because as a pilot, you know, forget the writing. But it's basically you know, explaining to those guys it's not, it's there is not like, like a like a menu like you can to succeed in life and go to what you want to do. It's not a B, C, D, like something you lie now. It's your it's what the way you are going through your life with the discipline and the commitment, the hard working. But all those things are just words. But what I mean is, quick, quick, quickly, in the book, I explain it, but I, I did an army, US Air Force test to be a jet fighter pilot, because I have no clue when I was 18. And I did all the testing and everything. And at the end, the guy that was in charge of making the decision, it was like a general, he said, you know, you're not going to pass because you'll, you'll be a terrible pilots, you will be absolutely so bad at it that we're not going to take a chance with you out. I was 18. So it was a shock to me. You know, I was really depressed for a few weeks. But then I figured Who is that guy? To tell me what I'm good at? Why, you know, why should I you know, trust, trust Him. So that didn't stop me. That's what I mean. The book is basically to explain that as long as you have the will, and you have the passion, and you want you do what you think is right for you, then you're going to be successful, and you're going to do what you want to do. So that's what the book is kind of about.

Nick VinZant 37:19

I want to thank Fred so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have a link to him on our social media sites, or Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. His new book comes out on October 3, and we have put a link to that as well. And if you want to see some of the stunts that we've talked about, the YouTube version of this interview will be live on September 21, at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now, let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. If you could fly, like fly on your own, how high would you fly up in the sky? Like if you're just traveling around? Are you going on ground level? You're going way up there?

John Shull 38:09

I mean, what's the limits? Like? Can I go to space? You can

Nick VinZant 38:13

go to space, but only like momentarily. You have to be able to breathe on your own right? You've got no supplemental oxygen.

John Shull 38:23

I mean, I would go probably to where the planes are.

Nick VinZant 38:26

You'd go see I would do that. I would stay really low I would go like honestly I'd probably fly like house level because I wouldn't trust the fact that I would be able to fly that much. Like I'm gonna stay pretty close here just in case.

John Shull 38:40

I mean, I would have want to be high enough out of like, gunshot range, but low enough to where I could still see some of the ground

Nick VinZant 38:49

Oh yeah, that is a good thing. That's a really honestly the truth about I think system human civilization is that if you could fly somebody would probably try to take a shot at you.

John Shull 38:59

Yeah, and my big ass you know, I'm getting shot at what would

Nick VinZant 39:02

you do if you just saw somebody like just flying down the street?

John Shull 39:08

I mean, I gotta tell you I saw something similar. The North American Auto Show is in town and they had a flying car company that was showcasing a flying car and that was pretty nuts to see

Nick VinZant 39:21

was it but it was it actually flying like did this car actually fly?

John Shull 39:28

I mean with without without making it sound completely lackluster. They have some kinks to work out. I'll say that

Nick VinZant 39:36

so you just yes or no did it fly or not? Like did it or didn't like jump? Like he got up go for a second. But then it came right back down.

John Shull 39:45

It flew. But I'm not I'm not entirely sure. Like, let me put it this way. I don't think I'm ever going to see a sustainable flying car in my lifetime.

Nick VinZant 39:57

Okay, answer this question. If you were an Indian Esther in this flying car company, and you went to their big presentation. And what you saw happened, would you want your money back? Would it be like this was a good investment?

John Shull 40:12

If I knew now, what I what I if I can know it, then I wouldn't even show up.

Nick VinZant 40:18

Oh, yeah, so the car really didn't fly in other words.

John Shull 40:22

I mean, it did, but it was. I don't know. They put like extra propellers on the bottom. It wasn't like it just started up and took off and flew. No.

Nick VinZant 40:31

So it was like they were gonna design a robot. And then at the end of it, it turns out it was just like a guy in robot suit. Yeah, look, I'm just saying I'm not flying very high house level. That's where I'm gonna fly. Maybe three or four stories up. That's as far as I'm gonna go. I'm not going to put me

John Shull 40:46

with the Eagles in the Falcons.

Nick VinZant 40:49

Okay, all right. I don't really have any other brilliant questions for you. And we'll throw an opportunity to kitchen.

John Shull 40:55

Why? I'm just trying. I'm just changing it up a little bit to changing it

Nick VinZant 40:59

up. Show us the tongues. Can you show us the tongues?

John Shull 41:02

I don't have any tongs down here.

Nick VinZant 41:04

You have two kitchens in your house?

John Shull 41:07

Yes, I'm in my basement.

Nick VinZant 41:09

You have two kitchens.

John Shull 41:12

I do have two kitchens. Yes.

Nick VinZant 41:14

Was it always like, Did you specifically design the second kitchen and think I need another kitchen? Or are we like are you planning for the future for when somebody's parents are moving in?

John Shull 41:27

I'm just wanted a sustainable living space.

Nick VinZant 41:31

So you needed to kitchen to have sustainable living space?

John Shull 41:35

I mean, if I wanted to, I could easily rent out my basement. So that's also a possibility.

Nick VinZant 41:43

Now, did you was that the original plan or did you try to like okay, that was your justification like But honey, we could do this?

John Shull 41:52

No, I didn't. I didn't want to redo my basement at all. Actually, my wife is the one who pushed it.

Nick VinZant 41:58

Okay, let's just quick, quick time check. Five minutes into the show. John has mentioned his basement. You brought it up? I always regret it though. Right? Like, oh, crap. It's gonna get him talking about his basement.

John Shull 42:15

I mean, I'm sorry. I'm passionate. You You asked me a question about how flat are I? Wow, how high? Would I want to fly? If that's not useless? I don't know what it is.

Nick VinZant 42:25

I think it's an important look at basically how people think, right? Do you want to stay grounded? Do you want to live off there and fantasy world. And it kind of seems like you want to live off there and fantasy world way up in the sky. I want to stay close to the Earth. I want to keep I actually like to keep my feet on the ground as much as possible. I don't really like when my feet leave the ground. I'm even jumping. I like my feet on the ground. jogging or running is about as much up in the air as I really want

John Shull 42:52

to be. Do you do a lot of jumping? Nowadays,

Nick VinZant 42:56

I do actually jump 30 times a week. I go to the gym and I jump onto this little box and I do it 30 times. So I jump 30 times a week.

John Shull 43:05

Wow. Look at you, man. Good for you getting out there and getting back. I'm

Nick VinZant 43:08

trying man. Right. Trying to try to maintain what little athleticism I have.

John Shull 43:14

You know what, uh, you know what pisses me off? Okay,

Nick VinZant 43:17

let's hear it. Let's hear it.

John Shull 43:19

Man, men, specifically men here. Who think adult softball is a sport.

Nick VinZant 43:26

It's an activity. It's a pastime for some people. I generally and this is maybe going to offend anybody who I don't generally like former baseball players. There's something about baseball. There's something about baseball that people can never give up. Like, I think that if you asked a guy who's in his 50s Like, yeah, you gotta leave your wife and kid right now but you got to try out with minor league baseball team. I think they would do there's something about baseball, they can just never get past it. See that?

John Shull 43:55

No. See, that's if you ever played high school football? You can't let that go.

Nick VinZant 44:00

Yeah, that would be a good top five top five sports. You can never let go. I would put baseball is number one you would put football? Yeah. Me and that's gotta be difficult though to like peak at a young age in your life. I would say I've just now hit the age where like, Oh, my life is I would honestly say that my life has really just begun.

John Shull 44:24

I mean, that's that's a good question. Would you rather hit the peak early, or coast and then hit the peak in a different way non athletically. Later in your life,

Nick VinZant 44:36

I would rather have the build up of my life start around like 3540 and then peak around 5055 And then maybe hold on to whatever that is for another 10 or 15 years. So I would much rather have like, I would much rather build up later in life. Because otherwise man like that's it for some of those athletes like that's a long time to be headed downhill.

John Shull 45:00

I mean, it's that's why you hope that whatever money they make they've invested because I mean, look at the NFL and I don't know the numbers. So don't quote me on this. But if you're running back and you go into the NFL 22 Oh, you're probably what done by at least 30? If not 20 789, you still have 60 years to live.

Nick VinZant 45:21

Yeah, I think if you're some of those guys that are maybe making like a million or two a year for a couple of years, like that's a lot of money at once, but it's not a lot of money for your life. Like, I don't know. Anyway, we don't have these aren't problems that we have to really worry about?

John Shull 45:36

No, well, you are jumping a box 30 times a week. I don't want you to get hurt.

Nick VinZant 45:40

Not only do I jump a box, and I also do like some side to side jumps. So really, it's 60 jumps a week, I jumped 60 times a week, which is probably a 10,000% increase in the number of jumps that I was doing before. When's the last time you actually sprint it like dead sprint it

John Shull 46:00

sometime this summer, I actually was hitting a good spot where I was running every other day. And I was finished with a sprint. Now I don't know if that's a fat sprint. But that was me thinking I was sprinting

Nick VinZant 46:10

but you went all out like as hard as you could sprint.

John Shull 46:14

Usually for the last 10th of a mile. I tried to go as fast as I could.

Nick VinZant 46:18

You would sprint for a 10th of a mile. So long ways. Dude, that seems like you're gonna blow out some shit.

John Shull 46:24

Well, maybe I was trying to. Yeah, give me an excuse.

Nick VinZant 46:28

Give you an excuse to quit. I worked out just hard enough to quit.

John Shull 46:32

Alright, anyways, let's get some shout outs to some people. Let's see. We'll start with Reynolds Pierce. Tyler Klein's name

Nick VinZant 46:40

is Reynolds Pierce. It's not pierce Reynolds. That's backwards. It has to be backwards.

John Shull 46:47

I don't know. I'm just going by what I saw on social media.

Nick VinZant 46:51

I think it name would be pierced Reynolds. As opposed to Reynolds piers.

John Shull 46:56

Do you know piers Reynolds? No,

Nick VinZant 46:58

but Pierce Reynolds makes more sense than Reynolds Pierce. I feel like

John Shull 47:02

well, let's let's let's keep going. Jacob boy's fierce

Nick VinZant 47:07

peers. That's what I would have named him fierce. So his name was fierce Pierce.

John Shull 47:12

No, Ethan Brock. Dom Gambino. Zaidan, Arnold, Jack Parker, Dustin Brown, Jose Sanchez and Julia gorgey.

Nick VinZant 47:28

I don't mind a Z named man. There's not a lot of Z names, but they're usually pretty solid.

John Shull 47:34

It's hard to really Yeah, it's hard to nail down like a good Z name.

Nick VinZant 47:38

Zack. Solid. It's actually the literally the only ze name that I can think of. For a man is Zeiler for some reason.

John Shull 47:48

Xilinx Eilers the name I think it is Zion.

Nick VinZant 47:51

That's a good name.

John Shull 47:53

Let's see here. Let's do some factor fiction with Profoundly Pointless, pointless stuff.

Nick VinZant 48:00

Can you just explain to me like your thought process for either doing your bangers questions, as you call them, or doing factor fiction like is? What's the thought process behind it? How do you decide which one you're gonna do?

John Shull 48:16

There is no thought process. That's why it's pointless. As you say, every week introducing me, and now with the pointless part of the podcast?

Nick VinZant 48:26

Oh. So do you take that personally?

John Shull 48:30

No, I'm just happy to have a slot. With you.

Nick VinZant 48:35

I feel like that to about life. I'm just generally happy to be living.

John Shull 48:39

I get people who actually think that I know what I'm talking about. When they asked me podcast questions. And I'm like, Yeah, sure. It's yeah, you keep doing it. Sounds good.

Nick VinZant 48:50

Will you give somebody advice even though you don't really know what you're talking about?

John Shull 48:57

No, because I because then if they try it, and they fail, I would feel a little responsible.

Nick VinZant 49:04

I did. I'll go a little too far. I'll take one or two steps beyond what I really know. Like all go a little too far.

John Shull 49:14

Yeah, I just know, I can't I can't do it. I'm I mean, I embellish but I don't give people advice because I don't. It's kind of like, like I learned one time because I you know, I do a little betting and things like that. And I gave someone a terrible bet. And they put down like $50 on it. And last fall $50 And I'll never forget it. So no, I don't know not doing it.

Nick VinZant 49:40

That's not really a lot of money. Was that what age of life was that? That you felt like? I mean, $50 is a good amount of money. Don't get me wrong, but that's not a huge amount when it comes to oh, I mean, it's not like 500 bucks or something.

John Shull 49:53

I mean, I remember exactly where it was when it was I was 23 years old and

Nick VinZant 49:59

that Yeah, that's Madison amount of money for a 23 year

John Shull 50:02

old. Yeah, man, I don't know how much you're making. But

Nick VinZant 50:07

I don't care if I was a millionaire, I'd be pissed about losing 50 bucks.

John Shull 50:11

You are pretty, pretty frugal, like pretty cheap.

Nick VinZant 50:14

Yeah, I'm cheap. I agree.

John Shull 50:17

All right. Let's see. Now back to the pointless part of the podcast. Factor fiction. One human year equals seven dog years.

Nick VinZant 50:28

It's not really true.

John Shull 50:31

You are correct. It is not true. It's been debunked multiple times, actually. Yeah, apparently, it depends on the size of the breed of the dog as to how old they are compared to you know, human years.

Nick VinZant 50:49

The thing that I had heard was that they don't age the same way that we do, that they're basically fully grown by the time they're a year old. And then they kind of stay middle aged until they get really old.

John Shull 51:02

Yeah, well, yeah. What I was reading by scientists was that it's it all depends on the dog's breed. And like how big they are.

Nick VinZant 51:12

That's pretty much that's the difficult thing about life is the answer for basically any question that anyone ever asks you is it depends.

John Shull 51:21

Yeah, I mean, or you wear them.

Nick VinZant 51:24

Why? What is or you wear them have to do? Well, it is depends,

John Shull 51:29

you know,

Nick VinZant 51:30

Ah, okay. Okay.

John Shull 51:33

Adult diapers. Come on. Got him.

Nick VinZant 51:36

Yeah. Well, we both lost that one.

John Shull 51:42

All right, let's see true or false. Your blood makes up about 8% of your body weight.

Nick VinZant 51:49

You have nine? Well, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, sure. Why not?

John Shull 51:55

That's why these are great questions, because No, you'll never be asked us again. That is true, actually. Yeah, it's according to the American Society of Hematology

Nick VinZant 52:09

was about have you ever lost a lot of blood?

John Shull 52:11

Yeah, well, I mean,

Nick VinZant 52:15

I probably shouldn't laugh at that. But it is it was funny.

John Shull 52:18

I mean, I think I've talked about it a brief second I heard it free cut me off. But I have a actually a bleeding disorder. I don't, I don't clot like normal people. I'm not like him if I'm not a hemophiliac or I have hemophilia I have like the sister to it. So it just takes me a lot longer to clot so if I ever if I have a bad gash like the Saturday I cut my my my leg open we'd whipping and you know it's still kind of like an open wound because it just hasn't completely clotted all the way yet because there's a pretty deep laceration

Nick VinZant 52:50

good eye man you like you look I mean words you use their gash laceration What is it what's going on over there? Dr. Show you steadily stuff studying to be for the medical boards. There. I

John Shull 53:03

mean, there is a there is a doctor shawl but I have not related.

Nick VinZant 53:07

Oh, yeah. And if people ask you about that shit all the time, like hey, doctors roles are you put?

John Shull 53:12

No, I mean, I used to get teased for it. For whatever reason back in back when I was a child, but completely different spellings. So I don't really have to

Nick VinZant 53:21

worry about it. I got made fun of because of the Nickelodeon thing. Who Nick Jr. Nickelodeon.

John Shull 53:29

That's the stupidest. That's that sounds dumb. Not gonna lie to you.

Nick VinZant 53:33

I'm also from Kansas. So I got that. You're not in Kansas anymore all the time. Whenever there's a really obvious thing to say to somebody. Don't say it. Don't say it. Just keep it to yourself.

John Shull 53:46

Just let it's I'll ever forget the comedian Ron White. When said next time you have a thought. Just let it go. Yeah. It's funny, man. I it's funny. I think that's an underrated art that has that, that people don't appreciate is making other people laugh like that.

Nick VinZant 54:06

I don't this is my big theory now. And now you're gonna have to hear my whole theory about why there's no, I don't think that there's really any more good comedies or comedy series anymore. Because real life is just too funny. Like you can't compete with Tik Tok or Instagram or any of those kinds of social media things where like, you just can't compete with real life. And I can see like the all the other things that people think of are just funnier. Like if I had a choice between going and see a comedian or watching like social media for an hour. I might have way more fun on social media like it's just funnier.

John Shull 54:40

Yeah, I mean, I think there's a good place for the art like I said, I don't get me wrong. Are you tick talkers and young people out there but I, I don't really think making a tick tock makes you an artist.

Nick VinZant 54:53

I mean, you can be creative in many different ways. I think creativity is creativity. I just think that those things are funnier now. Right, like people are funny, like, there's a lot of funny people and ultimately, comedians, you can only think of so many things. Anyway, there's my whole thing. There's my rant.

John Shull 55:09

Or this one might grow some people up, but I thought it was gross once. I thought it could potentially be interesting. Okay. Do you know what figs are?

Nick VinZant 55:19

Yeah, dude, it's like a food. Right?

John Shull 55:22

That's great. Okay, good. Well, you know it's can be exotic sometimes. Figs aren't considered vegan. Because they have dead wasps.

Nick VinZant 55:31

I don't want to know about this stuff. What do you mean they have dead? What? I don't want to know about anything that's in my food. I never want to know how the proverbial sausage is made. I don't want to know about any of it.

John Shull 55:43

Okay, I don't want to know about any of it. All right. Well, that's that's true, by the way.

Nick VinZant 55:51

Do they have dead wasps inside of them?

John Shull 55:53

I'll see. Now you want to know I

Nick VinZant 55:54

don't really want to know. But

John Shull 55:58

while figs themselves are fruit, they often include bugs according to vegan life. They explained that a female Wasp will enter the fig passing into a part of the plant known as the Cal Myrna, while trying to lay her eggs. Eventually she will die and is broken down by a protein digesting enzyme inside of the fig.

Nick VinZant 56:21

Oh, then she's not let's not really there. If it's all broken down. It's not like you're gonna bite into the fig and the dead wasp is

John Shull 56:28

in there. No, but her body's in there.

Nick VinZant 56:31

It's broken down, right? If it gets turned into like your bait, like if it digests it, essentially and it's just all that's left is like whatever the parts of the wall like, right like the wasps legs were turned into whatever chemical and it's now in there, like if it's broken down. It's not a big deal to buy crap and everything.

John Shull 56:52

Listen, I was just shocked by that, that that, you know,

Nick VinZant 56:57

I'm not eating any. Anyway, that's it. That's the food that I would never go to the grocery store and buy

John Shull 57:02

at a see I love things Majan that Of course I do.

Nick VinZant 57:05

You're just eating figs by itself.

John Shull 57:07

Oh, they're delicious, man. Anyways, All right, last one here.

Nick VinZant 57:14

Got Of course you're eating it. Food snob. Pointless fact all you have here all you have is apples. You don't have any figs or dates or kumquats.

John Shull 57:26

You ever had a come? I

Nick VinZant 57:27

honestly don't even know what it is. But I love saying the word. Like if you put a kumquat in front of me, I wouldn't know what it was at all.

John Shull 57:34

I feel like we should really just stop saying the word come quiet. While we're it's a great

Nick VinZant 57:38

word though. Come quiet.

John Shull 57:44

All right, last one here. Daddy Long Legs are the most poisonous spider.

Nick VinZant 57:48

Yes, that is true, but they can't pierce your skin.

John Shull 57:52

Actually, that is not true. Oh, it's not what is daddy long legs aren't even spiders.

Nick VinZant 57:59

Oh, God. See, this is what I mean? Like your your phrasing or your questions are just terrible.

John Shull 58:08

Why? If you if you were an educated person, you would know this

Nick VinZant 58:11

is what gets me upset about it. Right is because you ask the questions based on a technicality. And then when I point out that there's a technicality in there that should make it either the different answer. You don't want to hear that. Right?

John Shull 58:25

I mean, what's the technicality? They're not spiders. They're not arachnids.

Nick VinZant 58:29

It's like, but it's a word choice thing. Right? Like you said, you go in one direction. And then it's like our trips you. It's not a fair. It's not a fair game. That's what I'm saying. It's not a fair game, right? So then if you're gonna say something else, you can't call me if I'm gonna be like, Oh, well, that's a technicality. And it's different. You know what?

John Shull 58:50

I'm not gonna call you or I'm gonna call somebody else. Well, you

Nick VinZant 58:53

text people. Still gonna text?

John Shull 58:57

You right? Nobody actually talks to the phone anymore,

Nick VinZant 58:59

man. Yeah. Yeah, it's do you get annoyed if someone doesn't respond? Like they just don't respond at all. Why are you going to try to text them again at a later date? Are you like, well, nope, that's done.

John Shull 59:17

I mean, there are very few instances and I'm not trying to boast here in my life that I can remember being upset because somebody didn't get back to me. But you remembered

Nick VinZant 59:27

it. Because usually I just forget.

John Shull 59:31

No, I remember because I've actually been told I am not the greatest at getting back to people via text message, but I actually think I'm pretty good. I think you're

Nick VinZant 59:39

fairly good. So what is the most poisonous spider then?

John Shull 59:46

I don't know. I didn't get that far in the research.

Nick VinZant 59:49

Funnel spider. Oh, don't ever look don't look that up. What does it come quite look like how you spell come quiet. K or C.

John Shull 59:59

Come quiet. AUMQUATO

Nick VinZant 1:00:03

Basically just looks like a little orange. Well, now I know what a kumquat is.

John Shull 1:00:08

Hold on. I'm looking up funnel spider.

Nick VinZant 1:00:09

Don't look it up, dude. It's going to be gross. That's fine. Especially if you see like, especially we see what happens when the spider bite. Yeah, dude, I don't don't look that up.

John Shull 1:00:19

Oh man, I think looks that thing looks gnarly.

Nick VinZant 1:00:21

It's amazing what we can survive with or not, I guess survive in some cases? Yeah. Did I mess with that? Okay. Yeah,

John Shull 1:00:29

I'm good with that.

Nick VinZant 1:00:31

Do you have any more facts or fiction things? Are you done making up things you don't make?

John Shull 1:00:36

I'm done making up facts there. Ponyboy.

Nick VinZant 1:00:39

Okay, this is I've never seen that movie, by the way.

John Shull 1:00:43

I mean, outsiders. I've read but no, you didn't.

Nick VinZant 1:00:49

I did. I think it was part of like one of those assigned books that you had to read at a certain point, like for a certain grade or something like that. No, I did. I did. I read the book. I remember because there was this thing where like, I remember a big thing thinking like, oh, he jumped off the front porch. And one guy did a backflip and I was like, Whoa, those guys must be cool.

John Shull 1:01:09

How many books have you read this year,

Nick VinZant 1:01:11

too? Have actually read two books. How many books have you read over there?

John Shull 1:01:19

I've written on submarines alone. God,

Nick VinZant 1:01:22

I bet you have written how many of you really read two books on submarines?

John Shull 1:01:26

I have but they were in the beginning of the year. Um Are they going through books now?

Nick VinZant 1:01:32

Are they different submarines are the same submarine.

John Shull 1:01:35

Different submarines. I don't understand why you hate on me for submarines are technologically like amazingly, technologically, technologically. amazement of the world's society sickness.

Nick VinZant 1:01:52

I'm sure they're incredible. I have to plug in my computer because I think it's gonna die. I'm sure they're incredible. But like,

John Shull 1:01:58

if it dies, I'm just gonna finish this by myself.

Nick VinZant 1:02:02

Are you ready for our top five? Ah, yes. Yeah, yeah. So our top five is top five child stars. There's a lot of child stars. Man. There's a lot of people that couldn't make a good run at this list. Now, how far back in history did you go? Because I only went my lifetime.

John Shull 1:02:25

Yeah, likewise, because yeah, likewise, I was looking like the surely temples. Yeah. I mean, they should be on the list. But they didn't really make an impact in my lifetime. While I was a child, you know what I mean, or a teenager?

Nick VinZant 1:02:42

I think that if you went number one overall all time it would be? Surely temple. I think that yeah, pretty much, that would be the biggest one, but it didn't really have an impact on our lives. So it's interesting that I was actually looking something up about Shirley Temple, she basically made all these movies as a kid and then just stopped. And then didn't make one for I think she was acted from like, 1932 to 1938 or something like that. And then just never did him again.

John Shull 1:03:15

She was by far I mean, I mean, she was the the mode, right? So she has to be number one. But however, I wasn't alive in 1940 or 50. Or whenever she was,

Nick VinZant 1:03:27

you have to be really famous for people. Now to know who you are. If you were back at like 100 years ago. You were probably massively famous.

John Shull 1:03:37

Yeah, I mean, most people who create something or are the precedent usually don't get forgotten.

Nick VinZant 1:03:44

No. So like us making this show.

John Shull 1:03:50

Yeah, hopefully 20 years from now. It'll just be deleted.

Nick VinZant 1:03:56

Okay, what's your number five All right. So

John Shull 1:03:59

once again, just going from you know, our childhood and I think there's a should be a consensus number one possibly,

Nick VinZant 1:04:08

I guess. Both.

John Shull 1:04:10

I guess we'll get we'll get to that in a little bit. So my number five is Elijah Wood.

Nick VinZant 1:04:17

I don't know anything that he did as a kid. I don't know anything that he did as a kid so I'm gonna have to disagree with that.

John Shull 1:04:24

He did the good son. He did forever young. Yeah, so he

Nick VinZant 1:04:30

mentioned anything that I've actually seen

John Shull 1:04:33

of you. So the good son is a terrible movie, but also has a another childhood star in it. That is on my list and those are at home who are listening to this who know who that is. was automatically go Yeah, well just I wonder how high he is on your list.

Nick VinZant 1:04:50

My thing about this though would be is that some people if they have remained pretty famous, remain that their level of fame throughout their lifetime then I don't really consider them to be a childhood star. So for example would be Leonardo DiCaprio, who has been gradually getting more and more famous, so I wouldn't really consider him a childhood star when I think of childhood star, I think of somebody who kind of like tapered off after their childhood.

John Shull 1:05:19

Okay, I mean, that's what I wouldn't put a word on there. That's fair. I see what you're saying. But to me a childhood start doesn't necessarily have to be somebody that was super famous as a kid and fanned out, but somebody that if they didn't have those opportunities as a child probably wouldn't have got, you know, the the opportunities as an adult.

Nick VinZant 1:05:41

My number five is all of the Disney people. I think all of the Disney people are basically the same level right? Like, I can't even name all of them. Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, all of those Disney people I think are about like, all right, they're all kind of the same.

John Shull 1:06:00

I just can't wait for you when you release the top five lists on social media. What you're gonna pick for that animation? You're gonna you're gonna have a lot to choose from and a lot

Nick VinZant 1:06:09

to choose from probably wrecking ball Miley Cyrus.

John Shull 1:06:14

All right, my number four Christina Ricci.

Nick VinZant 1:06:19

Oh, crap. I get her confused with Anna Paquin. Which ones?

John Shull 1:06:24

Ricci The Addams Family?

Nick VinZant 1:06:26

Oh, yeah,

John Shull 1:06:28

Wednesday.

Nick VinZant 1:06:29

Okay. I think it's a little top heavy of a list. I think some of the I think that three, four and five could be people you don't like Oh, yeah. Who which one is that one. Maybe my number four is Kristen dunce or Kyrsten done.

John Shull 1:06:43

Ah, that's my number three.

Nick VinZant 1:06:45

What is your name? Is it Kyrsten? Dunster? Kristen does?

John Shull 1:06:49

Kirsten, it's K IR.

Nick VinZant 1:06:51

It's none of those Kirsten dots.

John Shull 1:06:54

Kirsten Kirsten caston. Would you Boston? I don't know if you

Nick VinZant 1:06:58

had a name where people were constantly mispronouncing it. Well, I have a last name that people are always doing that too. Do you? Would you bother correcting them? Are you just like whatever.

John Shull 1:07:06

i My last name is five letters and people don't say it right.

Nick VinZant 1:07:10

My last name is VinZant. Which people always put Van Zandt or Van Zandt with a D and I just don't even bother.

John Shull 1:07:18

I get Schultz. I get Sure. I get sure i get shell like I never get just show. It's always

Nick VinZant 1:07:26

do you think people get like Tom Smith? Or like John Brown? You think they screw those up too?

John Shull 1:07:34

No. Because listen, we're a simple you know, we're a simple race, right? Like, we like simple things. And those names are simple.

Nick VinZant 1:07:42

Henry Ford. Henri fjord like honoree, like it's fucking Henry.

John Shull 1:07:49

Well, I mean, if you're in France, it could be honoring but it's true. But

Nick VinZant 1:07:52

if people listening to this in the audience if you have a really basic name, like a really simple name, Tom Ford, Bob Jones, let us know if people screw it up. I'd be fascinated is like who is this person? Bobe both Juno is a boob. Fucking Bob

John Shull 1:08:17

jeans fucking Bob is better forever.

Nick VinZant 1:08:20

My name is Lindsay Lohan.

John Shull 1:08:24

See, so I thought about putting her on than I was. Well, then I feel like I have to put Molly Ringwald on.

Nick VinZant 1:08:32

Oh, she's no Lindsay Lohan.

John Shull 1:08:35

I mean, Molly Ringwald was huge in the 80s. And she was a teenager when she made most of those movies.

Nick VinZant 1:08:42

I do always find it hilarious, though. When like it's like I'm a teenager like the look of the actor and they're like 30 Yeah, that is a little weird, right? Like I'm a 16 year old, like, okay, it's really, okay. It's your number two.

John Shull 1:09:00

The Harry Potter kids.

Nick VinZant 1:09:04

You have them as number two. I know who your number one is then.

John Shull 1:09:07

Daniel Radcliffe. Emma Stone. No Emma Watson rather not Emma Stone.

Nick VinZant 1:09:13

Is it Emma Watson? Sarah Watson.

John Shull 1:09:16

No, it's Emma Watson's I know Sarah Watson. I don't know and Emma Watson I don't know

Nick VinZant 1:09:22

a lot of Sarah's to that's what name do you know the most of like what name do you know the most? The most John's mics? Tom's

John Shull 1:09:34

Hmm. I mean, I don't know. I know a lot of mics.

Nick VinZant 1:09:40

I know a good amount of John's three of them. No, that's not true.

John Shull 1:09:47

What's your number two millionaires. I

Nick VinZant 1:09:48

know a decent amount of Jim's is no I don't that's not true at all. Shout out to Jim Cavanaugh. Orlando's finest Jim Dowd also shout out to Jim down, Phoenix's finest. It's all I got Let's go to GDS. Um, just let me know if my number two is your number one. My number two is Macaulay Culkin.

John Shull 1:10:09

Yes, that's my number one. That's

Nick VinZant 1:10:11

what I thought he was a big time childhood star. She's weird that his brother is now a star as an adult.

John Shull 1:10:20

I mean, I there, there wasn't a bigger childhoods movie actor for me growing up then. Besides the cast of the Mighty Ducks and The Sandlot, like individually, there was no there was no one bigger. What was

Nick VinZant 1:10:35

he in that many movies? Or was he just known so much for home alone? Because I can't think of any other movies that he was in besides home alone.

John Shull 1:10:43

Oh, he did like a four or five do he did? Richie Rich. Remember that movie?

Nick VinZant 1:10:48

Yeah, well, no, but I remember that he did it.

John Shull 1:10:54

Hold on, I'm looking it up.

Nick VinZant 1:10:56

There's a really sad one where he liked dies.

John Shull 1:10:59

Oh, yeah. What? Well, he wasn't the good son. He was Elijah Woods Co Co star in that movie?

Nick VinZant 1:11:05

Is that where he's? Probably with him and the girl then one of them die.

John Shull 1:11:10

My girl. Oh, yeah. My girl. That's a great movie. The page master? Come on. What you're gonna hate on the page master?

Nick VinZant 1:11:19

I would if I'd ever seen it or heard of it.

John Shull 1:11:25

Yeah, I mean, the I mean, those are it but like, those are good. Like, those are good enough for him to have to have. I mean, when I when I thought about a top five list, I'm like, okay, he'd be three, four or five. For me ever. In the childhood.

Nick VinZant 1:11:42

He would be up there. My number one is Daniel Radcliffe. I think he's probably the most famous child star, maybe not the biggest child star. But in terms of like, the sheer amount of people who know who he is. It's probably Daniel Radcliffe.

John Shull 1:12:01

Yeah, I mean, once again, it's hard. It's hard, right for like me to say, Sure. Because I have met number two. But like I wasn't, you know, I wasn't a teenager or anything when those movies came out. So I don't know how big they are, to the kids have to today or teenagers today.

Nick VinZant 1:12:21

My justification for it is in he was in just as probably as many movies as any other child star. And those movies were bigger. So that's why I would say that he's the biggest.

John Shull 1:12:33

I mean, it's hard to go against that. But I'm confident and Macaulay Culkin as my number one.

Nick VinZant 1:12:39

Do you think that there has been though? Anybody more famous throughout their entire life than Michael Jackson? Yes. throughout their entire life?

John Shull 1:12:52

Yes.

Nick VinZant 1:12:53

Who are you going to put ahead of Michael Jackson for being famous throughout childhood, teenage, young adult adult getting older? Who would you even put on that level?

John Shull 1:13:04

I mean, it's hard. I mean, you could say LeBron, who was nationally recruited at 1011 12. I mean, he wasn't saying at the age of six, but also LeBron has something Michael didn't have. And I'm not saying this to be funny. But like, LeBron is gonna have like, a long lasting legacy, because he's gonna live to be 7080.

Nick VinZant 1:13:25

But he wasn't on the world stage at that time of his life, like people maybe knew who he was, but he wouldn't have been on like the world stage as a 10 year old. I think Michael Jackson was,

John Shull 1:13:36

I mean, you could say, like a Ronaldo or Messi, those greatest soccer players of all time. I mean, they get into the academies at 910. I mean,

Nick VinZant 1:13:45

but they're not like world famous people who know me know them. But people who really follow that, but I don't think like your casual person. I can't think of anybody that would be on the same level as Michael Jackson. I

John Shull 1:13:58

mean, you make a good point. I mean, it's, it's a it's, it's tough to put anyone with him. But there has to be there has to be somebody as famous or more famous than him.

Nick VinZant 1:14:09

Maybe Leonardo DiCaprio, you could make an argument that has been generally famous throughout his entire life. High level of sameness high level famous.

John Shull 1:14:21

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I will say that being a musician. You know, it's a lot easier, I think, to be a long lasting childhood transitional star than if you're an actor.

Nick VinZant 1:14:32

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Actors careers kind of come and go. Like a lot of the people on our list you don't really hear from that much anymore.

John Shull 1:14:42

No, but would you I mean, if I if I made all that money as a child, I wouldn't work if I if I managed my money correctly.

Nick VinZant 1:14:50

I wouldn't. But then I don't think if you grow up with that, right? Like you probably feel like you've lost something by not being super famous anymore. True. have, you know, but if you gain something you didn't have before your formative years, you're probably just like, Oh, cool. That was an interesting period of my life. Now I'm just gonna sit on my money using your honorable mention.

John Shull 1:15:12

Drew Barrymore. Yeah, probably. Probably worth maybe more but whatever Dakota Fanning

Nick VinZant 1:15:20

which one was she?

John Shull 1:15:23

man she was in a number of of movies. I am Sam. We're the world's

Nick VinZant 1:15:30

Oh, I do remember that fire. Okay. She's the,

John Shull 1:15:34

the little girl and most of those. I mean, and then staying away from the older childhood stars. I mean, you know, those are probably the two that I that I put out there.

Nick VinZant 1:15:45

The only other one that I had on mine had a couple. Screech and Urkel pretty big child stars.

John Shull 1:15:53

Yeah, both turned out to be great adults, I think Yeah. Didn't

Nick VinZant 1:15:56

seem to be headed and that seemed to head in the other direction. Hailey Joe Osmond kid from the sixth sense. He was big time

John Shull 1:16:06

fool. Man. That's who's the kid from Star Wars two.

Nick VinZant 1:16:12

He dropped out completely. I think star Jake. Jake something. Yeah, but he was in those movies and then like nothing else it like completely ruined it for him.

John Shull 1:16:22

Fuck, man. That you're kind of making me kind of go back on my list now because yeah, that those are two good ones.

Nick VinZant 1:16:32

child actor from Star Wars. But he was like driven out of it.

John Shull 1:16:40

Or even Hayden Pendency air like he was a hate and pennants era. No idea.

Nick VinZant 1:16:44

No idea, bro. Okay, well, Jake Lloyd.

John Shull 1:16:49

Jake Lloyd.

Nick VinZant 1:16:50

34 now? Oh, yeah, he probably looks like he had to change his name. He had to disappear off the face of the earth. That's that'd be tough me. Poor kid. He was also in Jingle All the Way. Way. Wait, was he in the? Was he also in the Adam Sandburg Sandler movies? Was that that same kid?

John Shull 1:17:17

Oh, no, no, no. He's the guy they kid from Big Daddy. But that kid is famous. I think now,

Nick VinZant 1:17:22

man. What does Wikipedia do with their? How did they get their photos? It's like the worst photo anyone could ever find of that person. Anybody? Look at look up Jake Lloyd. And this Wikipedia poster. He looks like he looks like a 35 year old working at a gas station. And just hates it. Poor guy. Oh, man. That's

John Shull 1:17:50

poor guy. That's poor guy right there, man.

Nick VinZant 1:17:53

But look how bad all of Wikipedias pictures are for famous people. Like that's the picture you chose.

John Shull 1:18:02

Yeah, I mean, yeah, good for him. He

Nick VinZant 1:18:05

he did not want that photo to be taken. Not happy. Okay, that's your whole honorable mention.

John Shull 1:18:16

That's it. I'm gonna get my Pod Racer and get out of here.

Nick VinZant 1:18:19

Would you drive it? Would you have a Pod Racer? If you could? Like, would you be like, I'll take this Pod Racer.

Unknown Speaker 1:18:23

Absolutely. Yeah. Would take

Nick VinZant 1:18:25

that fundraiser to at least isn't that making a comeback? Those movies aren't that bad. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe. Leave us a quick review. It really helps us out. We really appreciate it and let us know who you think are some of the biggest childhood stars. I really think that just from sheer I can recognize that person is probably Daniel Radcliffe. But Macaulay Culkin is right there. But let us know who you think should be in the top five

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Nick VinZant 0:13

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Dr. Gabriele Cruz 1:24

That's a good question. And it's not an easy answer. The easy surface level answer is like, well, it's a way of playing with the fantastic, right. But it's a bit more to it than that superheroes have been are a continuation in some sense of the ways in which we tell stories, dealing with the fantastic whether that's have to do with the divine or whatever conceptualization that is, from a Abrahamic perspective, or a perhaps Buddhist or Hindu, we're bringing value any of those things, we always like this sort of beyond the human kind of stuff, right? But it's also about dealing with aspects of our own selves. In many ways. I like to say that superheroes are modern iterations of the future that have that are grappling with the past. And that is a way of sort of chewing on what's going on in the world, dealing with our anxieties and our fears, and hopefully having some degree of optimism, at least in modern superheroes, I say modern being like, you know, the last several decades.

Nick VinZant 2:19

Is it always a deeper metaphor for something or is sometimes like, Hey, man, it's just the Hulk, just the Hulk.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 2:28

It is what you get out of it. It's always one of those things where people are like, Oh, it's not that deep, right? It's not if you don't want it to be. But like, a colleague of mine, a friend and colleague of mine, Dr. Julian Chambliss up at Michigan State University, who is a historian who studies comics as historical artifacts points out like they are moments in time, right? They are bound up by things. And so yeah, some of them are just the Hulk smashing through Brooklyn and things like that, as he does a Godzilla style fight with another creature. Right. And sometimes it's, you know, the 1974, comic arc of secret empire with Captain America where prisoners were president, Richard Nixon kills himself, right? Like, some things don't get to just be surface level. But there's always more if you want there to be.

Nick VinZant 3:14

But it's just one of those things where the author writes it with those intentions, or we kind of create those intentions afterwards.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 3:22

Well, it depends on who you are. Which it's almost like asking the lawyers like the answer is always It depends. No. So like, in my field, we don't care about the author. The author is nice, the author created the work, right, but we engage in what's often referred to as the death of the author, where the intention doesn't matter. It's about how it lands. Right. So for example, in game, right, you have that scene where the the the heroes of Earth are fighting Thanos and his invading army and you have Captain America, you know, with the broken shield wielding the old near right, because he is worthy. Because if anyone's worthy, it's a white dude from 1940s. Right? And doing wrong I love cat but it is what it is. And he's wielding millionaire, Thor's hammer against an A wave of non white monstrous bodies, right, which is a time tested trope going back to like the cowboys and Indians western genre, or any of these sort of like imperialist colonialist propaganda that was put out in like the 18th and 19th centuries of these lone white European heroes fighting these faceless hordes of, again, non white bodies. Was it intended that way? No. And in the moment, I was totally engrossed in like, Man, this is super cool. And then there's a part of my brain that's going man the Nazis are gonna love this. Right. And so like that's, that's a part of the complexity did that is that what the Russo brothers meant? I'm very sure they did not, but it matters how it lands, not what the author intended.

Nick VinZant 4:55

But like for me, I would not think that right like I wouldn't think think that, but at the same time, I'm a white guy from Kansas, you know? So does that. Is there any kind of reading into something where maybe there isn't something really there? Or is it the other way is like no, something's there, you're just not noticing it.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 5:17

The problem is whether or not something is there is a matter of the construct of like your own brain and disposition. So for example, Did you ever watch The watchmen movie? Yes, yeah, yeah. So whether you watch the movie, or this is also the case with like the comic book to some extent. They're not counting the series on HBO that came out a little while ago, there was this this thing where like, young men thought that Rorschach was a hero, right? Where the so Rorschach was wearing the facemask with the with the Rorschach test, it's flooding out of inkblots, whatever, like where he comes across as sympathetic or a hero. And this happens all the time with heroes, or anti heroes that are meant to be satirical, or meant to point out that this is not positive that there's no negative things here. And so they find some degree of emotional resonance. In a case like Rorschach, it's because the backstory of poverty and suffering and also like a moral absolutism that is very comforting to particularly folks who are growing up, you know, having to deal with the complexity of complexities of society, like, yeah, that finds a degree of resonance. So when we say like, Well, I wouldn't say that, that's totally fair. That's a reasonable interpretation. At the same time, all of these texts are what we call polysemic. Which means that they're open to multiple interpretations that may at times be contradictory, right. And that's the weirdness of media. And that's part of the beauty and also the, I'll say tragedy, but like, the unfortunate side of superhero comics, because they get to be reiterated over and over and over again. And when we think of like, who your favorite superhero is, I promise you, whoever you think your favorite superhero is, that is not an accurate representation of the character. Especially they've been around for more than a decade, because there's been so many different versions of them, right? newer ones, obviously, if there's only a few issues to go off of, then you get a much smaller data size to extrapolate your own image of them from but like, I don't know, a Wonder Woman, right? or Batman or Robin, whichever Robin, you're talking about, all of which have had, like, most of them have had, you know, multi decade, publication histories. Diverse version you have in your brain is picking and choosing based off of what you've read what you've had access to, and also what you bring to the table, if that makes sense. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 7:33

The first one that I think about in that regard is like Batman, who went from kind of campy jokey to serious to really dark to kind of like businessman like, and it just depends on how you interpreted at that time. Is that how that usually kind of works?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 7:48

Usually, yeah, it's the it's the generation right that you grew up in. It's like, how old were you? If you were 10 years old, and you saw like Batman and Robin or Batman Forever, then yeah, that's the version of Batman that like probably jives with you more. But it's also worth noting that Batman in his very first iteration was dark, and killed people. Not often, but it did happen from time to time. And then and I'm talking like in the less than a year old runs of Batman, right, like circa 1939, kind of stuff. And then you introduce Robin, and he softens a lot and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, so it depends on what area you grew up with. It's like, you know, Saturday Night Live. Yeah, whatever. Whatever version you grew up with, the version you grew up with, is the one you think is the best.

Nick VinZant 8:30

So obviously, you know, superheroes are very popular, you can't seems like a new movie comes out every week or every month. But do they mean more to us now than they have in the past?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 8:42

It fluctuates, it comes and goes. So for example, okay, if we trace like the first superhero comic, not comic book, but the first superhero comic to Superman, right, so that's 1938. Right? And he's wildly popular, mildly successful, and so is Batman. And so it was Wonder Woman, all those other like Golden Age heroes up until about the 1950s, when we see the dramatic drop off, because of anxieties surrounding them. There's a reason that comic books were intensely popular during the Depression. And in the years afterwards, right? It was a way for people to escape a little bit and to really grapple onto something. But over time, that changes in the 50s, you had a huge scare that they were part of the moral degradation of the youth, in particular, because Wonder Woman was setting an example for how women should not be according to these sort of dominant social norms at the time. Good news, great bill Marston. His name escapes me from Bill Marston who wrote Wonder Woman wrote Wonder Woman to be socially and in particular, sexually subversive at the time. And so when people were sort of reading, reading into that stuff, like the public pressure made the decline and so from the 50s into the 60s, you see, a precipitous drop in the number of titles that are being printed in the circulation. About like stuff. And then they boom, again, right into like the 60s and what we call the Silver Age, which is where, like Atlas comics becomes Marvel Comics, with the creation of Iron Man and Thor and all them. And they're hugely popular again, but they're popular among young people. Again, right? They, they've always been for all audiences, but they post like the 60s they tend to be more resonant with with young folks. And then they go up and they go down in the 90s. Like, the reason that we have spider man being made by Sony, and the X Men being made by Fox and the MCU in its current iteration, starting back in 2008, was because Marvel sold off their properties because they were going under, right, they hadn't made money. So again, it comes and goes,

Nick VinZant 10:45

was there ever a time that you would say that this was the peak, the peak of not the peak of their popularity, but their peak of their influence in society?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 10:53

Oh, the peak of the influence was probably pre 1954. Because the Comics Code Authority, which was a reaction to congressional hearings, that were concerned about the negative influence of comics, so you had horror comics, you had, you know, a lot of violence in comics, you had a lot of, you know, sexuality and stuff that was transgressive, and comics, in addition to the superhero comics, all this sort of stuff happening in the same like, time and in conversation with each other as these artists would bounce around from company to company and pick up freelance work, and that kind of stuff. You know, as early as, like the 1940s, you had national newspapers calling comics, a disgrace to our society. And then in the 50s, you know, this sort of ramps up and builds up over time 1954, you have Frederic Wertham seduction of the innocent, which is basically a very damning indictment of the comics industry. Admittedly, he was, he was a I think, was a psychologist who was reading a lot into the comics, and at the time, overplaying their influence. But he was doing it all the same. And so he Seduction of the Innocent was kind of like the tipping point. And so you have these congressional hearings that lead to what's called the Comics Code Authority, right, which was invented in 1954. the Comics Code Authority was the industry's way of self regulating. So they said, Look, you guys don't regulate us, like federally and will regulate ourselves sort in the same way that like the MPAA, right, the the motion picture. Association, and whatever the second A is kind of like how they did with like the the PG the G rated R stuff, right? As a way of self regulation. So comics did the same thing. And you saw a drop in like, there were some 650 Plus comics, titles, in circulation in or 650 publications in 1954. By 36, that drops to about 300 names. And the influence of the comics industry would never be the same up until maybe, arguably, you know, the early 2000s with the MCU, and later the DC you and stuff and things like that,

Nick VinZant 13:02

do you think it's dropped off? Or do you think that this people just aren't paying attention to the movies anymore? As much as they did a couple of years ago,

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 13:09

I think that the novelty has worn off, right? So depending on when you trace the beginnings of this, a case can be made the the X Men, the Bryan Singer excellent movies in 2000, were the start of kind of where we are in our current landscape with with superheroes, although I would point out that I argue that and I'm not alone in this. There's some others who argue that like blade was kind of the proof of concept, right? In the 90s. Because I mean, how cool was that? Right? Great

Nick VinZant 13:38

movie. It's such an underrated movie that it's my blade was awesome.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 13:42

It legitimately was and the other two were bad. Not as good, but at least my opinion, but they weren't bad. Yeah, I would, I would suggest that was like the proof of concept of superhero movies that got away from the Superman Batman movies that we'd had for decades up until that point. But if you trace even if you go like to the 2000s, right, as the start of our current wave of superhero films, if this is like the western genre, then we're halfway through because the Westerns lasted about 40 years in popularity, right. And so we might be about halfway through and that means we're probably due for some waiting, which I think is part of why Disney has said that they they're going to slow down the release of their of their properties and stuff because like I think they're concerned about over inundating people especially after like the the conclusion of endgame

Nick VinZant 14:31

I know we you know, a lot of the things that I was going to we're going to talk about kind of fit in some of our listeners submitted questions. So are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Ready is I'm going to be most influential superhero of all time and influential, influential in the sense that like, a broader impact on society,

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 14:51

there is no one answer in my humble opinion. However, there are some top contenders will say, okay, Superman night In 38, we, you know, is the first, like declared superhero bearing in mind, we've been playing with those themes for a while, but he's like the first Super superhero prior to that you have, like pulp heroes like Doc Savage, or the Phantom or, you know, John Carter from Mars, right. And he, it's hard to overestimate or to overstate his significance. That being said, I would also put in that similar category, characters like Wonder Woman, who was dealing with a lot of interesting things, again, sexually subversive at the time, the lasso was meant to be a combination of the truth to detect the lie detector, right. The last one truth was a lie detector test, which Bill Martian was involved in the creation of was also aspect of sexual bondage and the flipping of gender roles and dynamics, which Bill Martian was a huge advocate for, right, although he had some unfortunate like, biologically reductive perceptions on that all the same, that's the kind of idea that was there. So that was a huge thing. I would also put in will Eisenerz the spirit because everyone if you like reading comics, if you like people who create comics, it is almost a shadow of a doubt they have like read Will Eisner because he was so foundational and so influential. And the spirit was a sort of detective kind of story, sort of, sort of like proto Batman a little bit. Who, who his his public persona, his civilian identity died. And so he became the spirit as a vigilante and all that kind of stuff. And so we see a lot of those are a tropes, he comes about 1940 And then you have like your Captain America's and folks like that, who are continuing on these. So I would say in that early group, but also if you want a more modern answer, Spider Man, it is hard to overstate the value of spider man there's a reason his face is has been on. Like the majority of Marvel comics since the 60s. It's because he's one of the best selling and therefore highly circulated and pop culturally known superheroes.

Nick VinZant 16:58

He's the most like a real person, right? Like he was an average guy.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 17:02

Yeah, in many ways, Peter Parker couldn't catch a break. Right? And even more so because legacies are such a big deal in superhero narratives right of who takes on the mantle next, all that kind of stuff. He has spawned some really successful mantle some really successful legacies like Miles Morales, like Miguel O'Hara, like Jessica Drew, like, it just the list goes on.

Nick VinZant 17:23

Is there a one that you would say is like the most influential in a bad way, in the sense that maybe they were co opted by this group or that group and kind of became like, a negative symbol?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 17:33

I'm starting to wonder if maybe your fans been looking at my CV because I just had a, an article come out that I co authored with Dr. Lindsay Kramer, about the Punisher and the Punisher logo. So they're like any, any, any idiot can take an image and then repurpose it right. And we see these sort of like reinterpretations of characters. It's not hard to find like, you know, white nationalist propaganda that uses you know, maybe like Captain America or hydro or something along those lines. But the Punisher phenomenon of the logo used by law enforcement and by people who are in support of law enforcement has since like, guys like 2014 2012, somewhere in there has been unreal. And actually, in our article that Dr. Kramer and I have published I think it's called a pleasurable marginality. I want to say, it's in the Howard journal communication, but we argue that like he legitimizes unintentionally, but he does legitimize a certain feeling felt among a particular demographic that is to say, you know, working class, white American males, particularly younger men, but you know, that sort of demographic by validating their conspiratorial ideas, right. And he has often been this image of like, when the law fails, this is what you do. And he is a variation of the Western cowboy trope, right of like, there is no law, but the man with the gun kind of thing. And so I find the Punisher stories really compelling. I enjoy them a lot. But also, I always like to tell folks like it's okay to like Frank Castle, if you understand Frank Castle doesn't like Frank Castle, right? There's a there's a comic where Captain America just, you know, beat him black and blue. And he did not fight back because it was Captain America. And also because on some level, the Punisher knows like he has it coming. Right. But that gets lost on the folks who have the thin blue line, Punisher logo, right and supported the plays or who are police themselves, which is a real concern.

Nick VinZant 19:34

Did publishers know this? The publishers kind of know this and buy into it like, Hey, we're really picking up some traction amongst angry teens. Oh, yes. Go ahead and push this forward.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 19:45

Oh, yeah. One of the CO creators of the Punisher because the Punisher was meant to be an indictment of the legal system. Right. That's the whole thing. Right. His family has killed because of the criminal element in New York City that is also working in conjunction with law enforcement. And the Punisher is therefore, as Archie Goodwin put it in an editorial note, in the one of the early puncher comics, he says the Punisher is a problem that is worth the Punisher is a solution that is worse than the problem that created them. Right? That's the whole ethos behind the character. But Jerry Conway, who co created the Punisher back in the in the 70s 60s 70s. said recently, when he saw that there were people protesting against Black Lives Matter by wearing the Punisher logo and the whole Blue Lives thing, said, like, you guys got it wrong. The Punisher doesn't support law enforcement. He's not that kind of guy. You don't need to stop doing and actually he did a fundraiser where he sold shirts in support of Black Lives Matter of where the logos were people, artists putting their own spin on the Punisher logo to sort of reclaim that contested symbol. To what extent it's effective, I guess, is anyone's guess we'll see what happens down the line. But one point, you know, like, there's a punisher comic, when I'm talking like circa 2018 2019, maybe in 2020, where Frank Castle confronts two officers who have the Punisher logo, like on their shirts. And he like he rips up the logo there. No, he takes it off of the cars, whereas he takes a decal off the car, and he rips it up. And he says, Look, if you are a role model, you look a Captain America, I do what I do, you don't do that. And if you do that, I'll put a bullet in you. Right. So yeah, they absolutely know, on some level these kinds of discourses, what do

Nick VinZant 21:30

you think about when they do it? And also the public's reaction to it, when this character who was a man is now a woman, or this character who was white is now Hispanic or black or something like that?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 21:42

I'll go first to the public reaction, because the why they do that it's a little complicated the public reaction of like, well, this is clearly some kind of agenda. My more cynical responses will Yeah, it all is, like, no one's writing these things, just for the art, the artists are doing it, but also because it clears a check, right? And this stuff is inherently persuasive. If for no other reason than to get you to buy more. So that is foundational to this industry, right? Like it is any other mass media, you know, art based industry. I love the MCU we had three white guys named Chris, lead it for a while, right? So so when people say like, well, they're putting politics in politics, the politics have always been there. Captain America debuted, like, there was published issue number one, like six months before the attack on Pearl Harbor. And it's him punching Hitler. Right. Jack Kirby, on least one occasion is has been was known to try to throw down anyway with some Nazis. While he was a civilian in the United States, right? They were about not even counting his time serving overseas. So that's the thing is I think there's a lack of awareness, a lack of consciousness when it comes to like the political things that have always been integral to this and then you hit a point where you're like, oh, there are politics here. Why are they putting politics in my comments? Nah, bro, it's been there from the beginning. Right. And the other thing is as to why they do that, why they you know, change the gender or they change the sex where they change the race or ethnicity or anything. Comics has a long and often unfortunate history with attempting to introduce characters of color or characters that are not masculine, not men. And so the one that comes to mind is like external angel who was I think, a either a Marvel or DC character but external Neo was kind of like think Dr. Strange but from Latin America, and also it was the 80s and he was gay and had HIV.

Nick VinZant 23:32

That's a lot that's a lot like Right, like, man, you went, you went the whole thing.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 23:40

The the White Tiger superhero, Hector Ayala was Puerto Rican, and did one of the things that rarely happens in comics anymore. And that is he died permanently running from the police. Right? He fled a trial where he thought he would where it looked like he was going to lose and have to go to prison wrongly. He runs he gets shot by the police and he's dead dead. Right? And that's not a thing that typically happens. And they're trying to comment on what goes on with like law enforcement and people of color and in particular Latinos. And it's just like, they ended up breaking one of the cardinal rules at the same time, right? So like, there's this huge checkered past I love Captain America comics but like one of the early stories written by things like Jack Kirby and and no, it wasn't it wasn't Stanley because he wasn't around yet. But like, yeah, by Jack Kirby was that it was a story basically of Captain America helping the good Native Americans fight the bad Native Americans were the bad ones were opposed to the American military. Right? Yeah, that's

Nick VinZant 24:43

the kind of thing we're like, oh, shit, you can't do that now. Right? Like yeah, realize that the problems that are there, you know,

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 24:49

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So there's always the thing of like, people say, Well, why don't you create your own comics? Well, people have been forever. It's worth noting that most of the foundational heroes was in superhero comics were created by Jewish folks, immigrants and people of color. Right? So like those, but what you can put actually on the page, and what will sell usually looks like a Clark Kent, right or Steve Rogers. So they were coming from these communities already. It's just that like they had to look a certain way in order to be marketable. And there's always been efforts to create new characters, milestone comics, right, that gave us like static shock, or icon. Or I think about like the the different iterations of black lightning from DC, you know, going back to the 70s. Like, these were original characters, but there's always been going back to the issue of like, they fluctuate in popularity, they fluctuate in terms of how successful these businesses are, like, they'll do well, and like booming times, but when they hit a slump, those are comics that you know, like, get let go. So, so yeah, so they they bend some stuff they pass on like, oh, geez, there was Jane Foster, who was Thor, not lady Thor, she was Thor, right in the comics, and that we saw a little bit in the movies as well, or right now Captain America is not Steve Rogers, it is Sam Wilson. And these are the natural progression of things. And it's frustrating, because if it were if Steve Rogers passed it on to another white dude, what people didn't think twice about it, but because there's a black character, it, you know, it becomes controversial among particular segments. I don't want to make it sound like all nerds have this opinion. But you know, it's that kind of thing.

Nick VinZant 26:28

The one thing that like, this is my question is like, Are there superheroes from other countries? Right, like, how can we never hear about Captain India or Captain Brazil right? Or? Or is this just dominated by America?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 26:41

It is an American art form. And so we've kind of cornered the market, but we're by no means I mean, Britain has put out has put out comics, certainly, and actually two of the greatest comics writers, Neil Gaiman and Alan, oh my gosh, more. Why is it? Alan Moore? I was thinking the one that looks like a wizard. That guy. Yeah. Alan Moore, right. Are no titans in the industry, even though they don't write that frequently anymore? And in case in worst case, hardly at all. So yeah, I mean, there are characters from other other parts of the world. India, I've seen some interesting comments from them, particularly dealing with like social issues, like sexual violence and stuff like that. There's, oh, there's some great, you know, Latin American comics. So yeah, there's, you know, there's a lot of neat stuff happening. But it is an American art form that has been dominated by the United States and to some extent, Canada.

Nick VinZant 27:37

most controversial comic storyline of all time.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 27:41

I go back to the 1974 issue, like run of secret empire, where Captain America watches Nixon, shoot himself in the Oval Office. I have a hard time beating that. Although there certainly out

Nick VinZant 27:54

there, like how does that get through? Right?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 27:56

Right. They never say it's Nixon, Steve Rogers runs to the president's office sees number one, right in the secret empire, hierarchy. Encounters number one, and then he blows. Like he, like you hear the bank as he reacts in horror to whoever this is cleans up, but who is going to be number one, in this hierarchy? And also in the Oval Office? It's obviously Nixon. So I have a hard time getting past that. But I mean, you know, take your pick, goodness gracious, there was a story where Carol Danvers, right, Captain Marvel, she was she ran away to another dimension with an alien. And this is like circa 1980s, I want to say, she ran away to another dimension with an alien who, like she fell in love with, and then like, has his child and then you like, she comes back. And you find out that she was brain controlled by this alien. Like he literally psychologically dominated her, convinced her to go to his home dimension, where he impregnated her, and then she gives birth to basically an avatar of him so that he can be reborn with even better powers. And like, and, and that's Yeah, yeah. And then and then. And then the other heroes are like, how could we have known? What do you mean? Like, they kind of blame her a little bit for everything that happened. It's kind of nuts. So the X Men stuff. I mean, if you want to talk about controversial when they made Magneto into a Holocaust survivor, I would suggest that was controversial in a positive way. Because he wasn't originally, he wasn't originally a Holocaust survivor. That wouldn't happen until the Chris Claremont run in the 19 1980s. I believe. So yeah, I mean, there's all kinds of wild controversies that happen. It's just a matter of what you think. But again, I go back to Nixon shooting himself in the Oval Office.

Nick VinZant 29:44

Yeah, the President, the President taking himself out it's going to be pretty high up

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 29:48

there, the sitting president at the time filming himself

Nick VinZant 29:52

so one of the things that we kind of got asked was a couple of these kinds of questions. If I give you like the name of a superhero Can you gotta give me like what their cultural significance is sure, yeah, I got you start with the easy one, right Superman,

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 30:06

Superman. Jewish Diaspora Moses parallel, faked his death to be thrown into a mass grave when Metropolis was invaded by not quite Nazis kind of thing. I mean, he's always been a commentary on that sort of stuff. He was also a critique of city living, there was a lot of concerns in society about the agricultural versus the urban divide, and that if you go to cities, then you will be corrupted and you know, live this life advice and all that kind of stuff and what could save them but a farm boy from Kansas, right? Also, his earliest superheroes, his earliest villains, excuse me, were like slum lords and abusive husbands and, you know, violent youth. And so he was absolutely addressing like the the social anxieties at the time, Batman, Batman was a gritty hero for a gritty environment again, going back to like the urban issue of like, you know, the sort of anxieties around what happens when you move to the city and there's more crime and all that kind of stuff. And Batman was that plus some degree of like redeeming value, because he had because he had a the boy award, right, a disgrace. And so you had that sensitivity alongside this character who, at least on one or two occasions, murdered or accidentally killed a villain and just shrugged it off. It's like, man, it's a shame, and then kept on going, right. So like, you have that dichotomy existing there. Not to mention, again, created by, by Jewish creators, so there's some of that stuff tied in there to,

Nick VinZant 31:37

um, Black Panther.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 31:40

Black Panther Afrofuturism, invented by white guys. Like Black Panther is a great example of how progress is a state is a series of problematic steps forward, right, because he absolutely was deeply entrenched in what we might refer to as the Dark Continent stereotypes and tropes, things like blackness being associated with a certain permittivity because while he was a master scientist to chala, was also this sort of pseudo tribal Savage in the way that he enacted his superhero persona, right with the Panther. There's a lot of like coded racism in terms of like, I think it was like jungle adventures and things like that was or jungle comics. Being the title that he operated under for a long time. He was also a trope of like, being the most intelligent, right? he outsmarts, the Fantastic Four in his initial debut, where he finds out like, he's not actually a villain, although he's kind of presented that way. Interestingly enough, and this is a great example of how Marvel has really sort of had a weird issue with civil rights. Black Panther, is, I think, published the year that the Black Panther Party for self defense declares itself. And once they become popular a few months after the initial creation of Black Panther, Marvel, like Cannes, Black Panther shot sidelines for a while, and for a little bit, reintroduces him under the name of the black leopard in order to have some distance, right. And then later, people are like, well, that's lame. And then so that only lasts like a few issues, and then it reverts back to the Black Panther. So yeah, but because we get those early iterations that are rooted in like a lot of unfortunate stereotypes about blackness and African identity. We get, you know, the movies that we have now.

Nick VinZant 33:21

Do the villains generally symbolize something? Are they just villains?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 33:25

Oh, yeah, no, they're always something I mean, to the degree to which that we choose to interpret them that way. But also, like I mentioned at the beginning, some of Superman's earliest villains were, you know, corrupt business owners, right. Same thing Captain America, the earliest Nazis that he was fighting were American Nazi sympathizers. Who there was one that was like a defense contractor, right, that was corrupt and working for the Third Reich. And that's Captain America, American fights, but going back to Superman, you know, yeah, he's fighting, you know, corrupt business owners, and then one who is his like defining villain, Lex Luthor, who is a businessman, right? So like, those sort of things are absolutely there. There's argument you can make that someone like Batman, his characters are different aspects of a particular persona. So like the sexuality or the wealth of Batman and embodied in like poison ivy, or the Penguin or his chaotic relationship with the law, as being reflected in the Joker and things like that that case can be made. But yeah, they they typically a good villain, I think represents something. It's not just a throwaway. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. So we have feminist empowerment is as envisioned by a man at the time, if you notice, there's a lot of recurring themes up. It's this group's empowerment but conceptualized by someone else, by someone

Nick VinZant 34:40

who knows nothing about it. Right. Right. Yeah, right.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 34:44

Bill Marston thought that women had physiological organs that produced more love than men, and that the salvation of society was going to be through women's empowerment. This is not true in a biological sense, but his idea of like, yeah, we Need women to be empowered? And so we can have a better society? Like that holds water? Sure, yes. The physiological bit, maybe not so much. But like, it's important to note that in her early comics, and consistently throughout her comics, like Wonder Woman has often tried to save her villains. Right? She doesn't just throw them into the Dark Pit of Arkham Asylum and then throw away the key. Like she's trying to use the lasso truth to get them to confront themselves in many instances. Right. So

Nick VinZant 35:26

is there an any other ones that you think like really jump out as kind of symbolizing something broader?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 35:31

Oh, yeah, sure. Um, Luke Cage is a great one. So he's another character who has had a checkered history over time. He was initially created by Archie Goodwin and a couple others. Steve Englehart who wrote Luke Cage early on, he didn't co create them. But he was one of the early writers said that, um, basically Marvel, as he puts it, wanted some of that civil rights money. And so they charged a bunch of white guys to create a black superhero. And that's how you get Luke Cage who was very stereotypical at the time. But And interestingly enough, in his first issue, actively refuses to take part in a prison protests, right? Because like they're going on a on a strike, the prisoners are going on, like a hunger strike to, like protest the cruel conditions. So they're touching on the this is like circa 1972, I would say. So they're touching on like, the terrible prison conditions at the time, and the fact that this disproportionately affects black men. But Luke Cage goes out of his way to say, No, I'm not taking part of this. I'm not getting any more days added on to my punishment, I'm not catching any heat for anybody else. Right. So he's not down with civil rights at the moment, right, not in that capacity. And so he's an interesting negotiation to becoming one of these like street level heroes who is community based, right. And whenever there's always this recurring conversation, I think, Eric crypkey, the showrunner has made this argument that superheroes are inherently like fascist. And I can see the appeal of a single savior, often a white male Savior, who is willing to like redeem society. But I would also point out the characters like Luke Cage, and there's a bunch of others that are street levels. Heroes are also community advocates, right? Who are championing of people who are left behind by a broken social contract. And so characters like that, or black lightning, or Miles Morales, or Daredevil, for that matter, like these characters speak to needs, they're not being addressed.

Nick VinZant 37:20

That's pretty much all the questions we got. Is there anything that you think we missed was kind of coming up next for you? I know you got a podcast as well.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 37:28

Yeah, I have a I have a podcast that office hours for Dr. C, where we talk about a bunch of stuff related to pop media, not just superheroes, but you know, other stuff as well, although, because of the ongoing strikes are trying to refrain from talking about like struck materials and things like that, but you know, we're still making making stuff. But um, yeah, so I also do stuff on tick tock on Twitter and Instagram. You know, Jay Cruz underscore PhD because not only am I in a tenure track job, where I have to publish and teach a bunch, but I also need other things to do to keep my brain going, which is not at all true. That's a lie. I don't need more things. But I can't stop. Um, so yeah. So if anyone wants to, you know, find that kind of stuff they can. And I'm always open to emails, if anyone wants to, you know, ask questions, but my dissertation is online. It's bad writing. But it's a done thing. If no one knows what a dissertation is. It's basically a book your rights, you can get a PhD and it's terrible, abysmal writing, but it like, has some stuff about race class and gender analysis, and superheroes, which is my primary area of research. So yeah, that's, you just go to Ohio Link and look for Gabriel Cruz dissertation superheroes, and you'll find it so anyway, I don't know. Trying to give anything else that came to mind the boys is good. I liked the boy.

Nick VinZant 38:45

I do like the boys. I like invincible too.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 38:50

I like invincible, especially because of what they do with the violence. Because yeah,

Nick VinZant 38:55

it's realistic, right? It's very

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 38:57

uncomfortable. And I like that they take this approach of like, this is what you want. Let's turn it up to 11 and see how you feel about it kind of approach like that. That's yeah. But most superhero media I try to consume or stay up to date on although I am severely lacking in DC, because even I have my limits.

Nick VinZant 39:20

What are they do and over there?

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 39:21

I I didn't watch blackout them until I had to sit six hours for a tattoo and it happened to be on. So

Nick VinZant 39:29

it's amazing how sometimes you can take like the same combination of things. And sometimes it's a cake and sometimes it's a piece of shit.

Dr. Gabriele Cruz 39:36

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, you know, it's the rock with superpowers. Right. So and which is most movies he's in on some level. So it kind of is what it is. Yeah. So now, I think here's what I'd say as just kind of a parting thought for anyone who's interested in superheroes in that kind of stuff. First of all, bear in mind there are so many great comic books and graphic novels outside of superheroes. Superheroes are great, but they're not the same. In total of everything, they're actually very, like a reasonably small percentage of the overall industry, but also, like, it is okay to read into them, it is okay to critique them. And it's okay to still like them at the same time, right? So you'll find problematic stuff, and almost all of these things. But that doesn't mean you can't find enjoyment in it as well. You know, I liked Falcon in the Winter Soldier. And you know, that mini series, but it had some real problems when it came to critiques of the government and issues of race. But at the same time, I thought it did some neat stuff. So you know, these things are, they're complex.

Nick VinZant 40:34

I want to thank Professor crews so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. His podcast is fascinating. If you really want to learn more about the impact of different things in media, checking out his podcast office hours is is worth your time. And the YouTube version of this interview will be live on September 14, at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now, let's bring in John Shaw, and get to the pointless part of the show. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

John Shull 41:23

I mean, that's a tough one. I mean, flying would be great.

Nick VinZant 41:25

Flying seems like it would be awesome. But I think that there's other powers that you can take like more advantage of.

John Shull 41:32

I mean, teleporting would probably be it because it would, how great would it be to go, Listen, I want to go to Bangladesh. And you're right there,

Nick VinZant 41:40

that would be awesome. But I don't know how that would work. Right? Like, would you just look at it on a map? Or would you just have to do a series of teleports? Because otherwise, how would you know that you're not like teleporting into the middle of a building?

John Shull 41:52

guy that would be wouldn't that be terrible? Just I'm gonna teleport to Miami Beach and you go to a building in downtown Detroit on the 13th floor or something?

Nick VinZant 42:02

That would be the problem, right? I think a lot of superpowers sound like they would be cool in real life. But then if you think about it, I don't think a lot of them would work out. Like if you actually had super strength. I mean, you just be tearing your house apart. Because every time you went to open the door, you'd like rip it off. And none of your friends would have arms.

John Shull 42:25

I mean, it's super strength would be great. But yeah, like you said, I don't know if it's practical, which I knew there's teleporting. However,

Nick VinZant 42:32

really the most practical one, the best one to be able to read people's minds. Like that would be the best one in a real life situation would be able to mind read, because you could tell what people really think. And you could get like business secrets, all that kind of stuff. You could take a lot of advantage of that.

John Shull 42:48

Yeah, I'm not sure I the thing is, I get what you're saying. But I don't I don't think I'd want to read people's minds, or have the ability because I don't really want to know what they're thinking.

Nick VinZant 42:57

I don't know if you really want to know what people are really thinking either. It's probably not the best, right?

John Shull 43:04

No, I actually think it's probably 96% Negative.

Nick VinZant 43:08

I think that would be really depressing. Especially if like, right, like if you could really know what people thought that would probably crush your self confidence. I would go with reading people's minds though. Right? Like maybe my self confidence would be pretty low, because you'd always find out the negative thoughts that people had of you. But you could also probably get pretty rich off of that pretty easily.

John Shull 43:29

I still think I would teleport teleportation sounds fantastic.

Nick VinZant 43:34

Yeah, you could make a lot of money off of teleportation too. Or like if I could have instant John's instant delivery service.

John Shull 43:43

Or like if I could have like, you know, like, be the luckiest man on the face of the earth and win the lottery over and over. Like every time there's a large lottery. I just win it.

Nick VinZant 43:53

That would be cool to like luck as a superpower. Yeah, that would probably be the best superpower like luck. Yeah, that would be luck as a superpower would be the best.

John Shull 44:03

Yeah, it would be. I booked you know, once again, kinda like who was Spider Man's uncle, Uncle Ben's uncle Jerry. Uncle Ben. Regardless. With great responsibility comes great power. great power comes great responsibility.

Nick VinZant 44:20

One of those two. Well, same thing, just different phrasing of it. I think it's with great power comes great responsibility

John Shull 44:26

and underrated movie. I'm gonna put that out there into the podcast universe. I think which one first? Spider Man of the Tobey Maguire series was was kind of underrated. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Nick VinZant 44:41

The only one that's kind of really bad of the Spider Man's I think would be Spider Man three. That would be the only one that was like oh, that was kind of a bad movie. Everything else was pretty good. I honestly

John Shull 44:52

I don't ever remember which one that was that with dakak

Nick VinZant 44:55

No. dakak was number two. Spider Man three was with like 30 Different vent villains I think it had like venom and the Sandman and the Green Goblin, or the Green Goblin son, the Hobgoblin. There was just way too many people involved in that one. But otherwise all Spider Man movies had been pretty good.

John Shull 45:15

You know, I gotta rant for one second. I'm sorry. I had okay, we watched the movie and the family watched the new Little Mermaid movie, The live action version? Yeah, I don't know if I'm a fan of of live action movies. And I'm not sure why I just don't know if like, either either make the movie or the in terms of like, have real actors and all that. Or go, you know, cartoon. I don't know why we have to be in the middle.

Nick VinZant 45:46

I've never really understood I am a big fan of animated movies and would generally almost always want to see the animated movie better, even with something that I'm a big fan of like Star Wars. I think the Star Wars animated stuff is way cooler, because you can do cooler stuff. But there is something interesting about live action. I don't understand. I've never watched any of those Disney movies that they've converted over and never even thought about it for a second. I mean, it's never even thought about it.

John Shull 46:10

It's not. It's not a bad movie. So if you're if you're on the fence to check it out, do it. It's just I don't know. It's weird. And maybe because it's the first one I've seen. Maybe ever. I don't remember it. I don't know. It's weird. I don't know how to describe it.

Nick VinZant 46:25

Wait a minute, but it's live action underwater? Are they actually underwater?

John Shull 46:29

They are but they're not. No, they're not actually underwater. But the movie takes place, obviously, under the sea.

Nick VinZant 46:37

Hmm. Interesting. What did you have a superhero that you wanted to be growing up? Like, I wish I was this superhero?

John Shull 46:44

I did not actually I was I was raised with wrestling and sports. So I didn't really have like the comic book heroes, or someone in that universe that I wanted to be now. If you count wrestlers as superheroes, which I do. No, you do not.

Nick VinZant 47:02

I don't think anyone does.

John Shull 47:04

Nothing. I think through the small debates we made there that

Nick VinZant 47:08

I don't think that there's any debate to be made that a wrestler is a superhero. I don't think that there's any debate in any world ever in any university amongst the multiverse that wrestlers a superhero.

John Shull 47:18

I think there's a very small argument to be made that there's

Nick VinZant 47:22

any argument whatsoever. All right, fine. So what's your su What's your argument then that a wrestler is a superhero?

John Shull 47:29

Well, the characters that they portray on on TV, you know, especially in the cartoon era, the late 80s or the mid 80s, late 80s, called Cogan, you could almost say that he was kind of like a superhero.

Nick VinZant 47:47

No, not in any way.

John Shull 47:49

Prayers, nature, vitamins, kids go to bed early, and you can be as strong as me. I mean, he was ultimate strength.

Nick VinZant 47:56

Yeah, but that was ultimately a massive lie. Right? The part they always leave out about that is eat your prayers, or wait, no, say your prayers, eat your vitamins take massive amounts of steroids. They're lying since children,

John Shull 48:07

this is gonna sound real ignorant. And I get that, but I feel like I have to say it is that you could make a point that the serum that the Hulk uses, it couldn't be steroids. We don't know.

Nick VinZant 48:20

Yeah, but it's like gamma radiation, man. It's not like they're not leaving that part out. I'm going that's the thing that you don't realize as a kid is that all of like, the heroes that you have in real life? It's all kind of bullshit, right? Like they're all fake heroes. Absolutely. She's ironic. The real heroes in life are completely fake. Right.

John Shull 48:41

I think I've said this story before, so I'm gonna make into a 32nd version. But I met Rudy Rudy ruettiger. Like I met the actual Rudy. And I was so excited. I was a junior in college or something. I had admired him for all of his feats, and being five foot four and making the Notre Dame football team and I met him. And he was a complete asshole. Like he was there just to make money. And then obviously, as you get older, you realize that most of those like like you just said, most of those heroes are not actually heroes at all.

Nick VinZant 49:15

No, not really. Anyway. Okay. All right.

John Shull 49:20

Are we ready for some? Shout outs out? Yeah, sure. All right, let's start with a simple one here right off the bat. Jim limber, raucous Sure. I screwed that up royally. Jim limber. rakez Jim, Jim lamber. Rekha said

Nick VinZant 49:39

hyphenated. Is it hyphenated? Or do you throw the middle name in there for no reason?

John Shull 49:43

No, I think that's his last name is number rakez. But

Nick VinZant 49:47

he said hyphenated. No. So it's just one long word that says limber. rakez It's like 42 letters.

John Shull 49:54

Gotta hope we're not getting duped into saying something dumb. I don't think we

Nick VinZant 49:57

are number rakez I don't think so limber. Make It's even if so good kudos for him.

John Shull 50:02

I usually say them out loud at least once, so I know that I'm not getting duped.

Nick VinZant 50:07

So is there a space in his name? Or is it all limber? rakez

John Shull 50:10

It's, it's, it's all limber Acas.

Nick VinZant 50:13

It's like 72 letters. No, it's actually

John Shull 50:15

10 which is not that crazy. It's not that bad and your last name as seven so you're almost there.

Nick VinZant 50:24

It's a pain in the ass to have a longer last name. If I write out my whole legal government name. It's a long thing. Let me see.

John Shull 50:35

And we're gonna take a

Nick VinZant 50:36

quiz. Just keep you just keep going. And I'll tell you how many letters it is at the end of the shoutouts.

John Shull 50:41

All right, moving on Randolph cologne Jr. Rafi l bitch off. Skylar Carter. Peter when Gachi Jeff McCamish James Minnie Terrell graves. Vince Liberto Jose Vasquez in Chris fosh. Appreciate you and, you know, a Knicks still counting so I'm gonna say one more. Rock Zan miles. And how many letters

Nick VinZant 51:12

20 to 22 letters, man, and that's probably nothing to some people. How do you feel about people who have four names?

John Shull 51:22

I mean, I strictly think it's a cultural thing. I mean, some in some cultures, people have like

Nick VinZant 51:29

white people.

John Shull 51:30

Just let's just go straight to wait, wait. That's fair. I mean, I'm, I don't know I'm okay with it. I mean, I've never understood the older I get I've never understood. You know, like, if you're a Christopher, and you go by Chris, why can't you just be a Chris? Why do you have to like put Christopher, on your documents,

Nick VinZant 51:50

because that's your legal name. But like, I'm my legal name is Nicolas, I have to put Nicolas on all legal documents because the government knows me as Nicolas, if you put Nick on there. It's spelled differently. And people are gonna think you're somebody else. Like, generally, if you'd asked for your legal name, you got to write the whole thing, right? Like you're not going to split J.

John Shull 52:13

But what if I did?

Nick VinZant 52:15

Well, then you'd be wronged. And then the IRS would be looking for you. They'd be like, Who the hell is this person?

John Shull 52:21

They're not coming after me.

Nick VinZant 52:22

Now, they probably know. Well, ironically, the IRS comes after people who don't make very much money, so they probably aren't coming. They're not coming after the people that are ripping them off. Or ripping us all out there. Yeah, I generally feel that if you got four full four full names, man, there's going to be there's about a 95% chance we're going to deal with some pretentiousness. Probably a 90% chance there's going to be some douchebaggery

John Shull 52:45

Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. All right. Well, that's all you got. I'm I'm bringing back factor fiction.

Nick VinZant 52:55

Okay. And the people were something I thought

John Shull 52:58

I saw a quick message about wanting me to stump you again, so Profoundly Pointless factor fiction. Gonna give Nick a couple of questions. See if he can get these. These right, whether they're true or false. I'll start off we'll start off with a an interesting one here. Kashia and Lucy Liu have claimed to have had sex with a ghost. True or false?

Nick VinZant 53:26

I mean, sex with a ghost. Lucy Liu doesn't seem like she would claim to have sex with a ghost. Wasn't she? Didn't she hosts like a Discovery Channel documentary kind of thing? Or does she have another sister that looked exactly like that? I don't, I'm gonna say false, but only because of Lucy Liu.

John Shull 53:45

It is true, actually. So according to her, Lucy Liu herself, she says And once again, this is a quote, I need to keep saying that some sort of Spirit came down from God, who knows where from and made love to me.

Nick VinZant 54:02

I believe that's called a dream.

John Shull 54:04

That it's a lot of cocaine is what that you imagined

Nick VinZant 54:07

just telling somebody that, right, like, that's one of those things that I think celebrities just make this stuff up for attention, right, like Lucy Liu claimed to have had sex with the ghost. Like what's going to happen? What How did Kashia have sex with a ghost?

John Shull 54:21

Well, there's also a quote by her so I guess I'll read it. She told Ryan Seacrest of all people on his radio show back when he had one. I mean, that's a well, that's a big audience. It's a big audience. That her song supernatural was about her making love to a ghost. I lived in this flophouse. I don't know what that is at rural Canyon and there was some weird energy that lived there. It used to keep me up all night. Wake me up and it progressed into this dark sexual spirit. It scared me but that's the fun part of it.

Nick VinZant 54:55

Can you imagine just sitting there listening to that? Just being like What do you say after somebody tells you that they have said they had sex with a ghost? Like, what was it? Was it good? Like isn't the ghost of spirit and how did it become? Because if I've learned anything from the movie Ghost, it's that it's very difficult for ghosts to become corporal and to be affect the physical world.

John Shull 55:17

I'm actually I'm proud of you that you have seen the movie Ghost.

Nick VinZant 55:23

Yeah, dude, everybody's I don't know if I've actually like watched the whole movie, but I know some of the scenes like I thought it was gonna say Oprah Winfrey, but this will be gold.

John Shull 55:32

Yeah, good. I mean, she was fantastic in that movie. I think we've talked about Patrick Swayze a little bit as well in the past. Not the biggest fan. But you know, he is all right.

Nick VinZant 55:44

I still get confused between Patrick Russell and Kurt Swayze. What's his name? Patrick Swayze and Kurt Russell to me, they're the same person. Jesus, right. It's like that other guy. What is there Jason Bateman and Paul Rudd? Same person. Chris Evans and the other guy. I mean, they were two celebrities. They're exactly alike.

John Shull 56:03

I mean, they really are. Like, kind of interchangeable. I feel like most things in Hollywood most people aside from a couple are interchangeable.

Nick VinZant 56:12

Unless you have sex with ghosts, man. That's the way to keep a career live.

John Shull 56:15

Well, I mean, you were you were wrong.

Nick VinZant 56:19

Well, we all lost that.

John Shull 56:22

This should be an easy one for you. Elvis Presley staying on the celebrity side of things was actually a natural blonde.

Nick VinZant 56:32

Yeah, I think that's true.

John Shull 56:34

It is true. According to some archive that studied him. He started using black shoe polish to darken his hair. Because he thought it made him more handsome. Can you imagine that using shoe polish to color your hair? Like that's a that's a crazy thing.

Nick VinZant 56:53

I mean, it was back in like the 1950s man did they even have like stuff like that? He price probably what he

John Shull 56:58

had I'm not hating on him. I'm I mean, good on him work.

Nick VinZant 57:02

Work for him. Right worked out for the guy.

John Shull 57:06

All right. So this was actually something that I did because I was just doing a lot of research Believe it or not, I I'm surprised by this. So I'm curious to know if you think that this is true or false. Charlie Sheen accidentally accidentally shot his then fiancee Kelly Preston?

Nick VinZant 57:25

Oh, probably. I mean, yeah, that doesn't seem like something's you're gonna make up and he doesn't exactly have a track record of good behavior.

John Shull 57:32

That is true. He shot her in the arm when they were in the bathroom. And apparently, he they were in the bathroom doing something. He was taking off his pants. his revolver fell out of his his pants, fell on the ground, discharged the shot and it went to her arm.

Nick VinZant 57:51

She hit her. I mean, she got hurt. Yeah, she was shot in the arm. I mean, I've been shot in the arm. And I actually didn't get hurt. I because I'm fucking made of steel. And the way we're really far away with a shotgun. But that doesn't

John Shull 58:05

mean all right. Well, this is another one that I didn't care to look at. But now I have to ask you, Harry Styles has four nipples?

Nick VinZant 58:17

Well, sure, a false. I don't. I don't. I don't even want to know when it comes to any kind of celebrity news. Like I don't even want to know.

John Shull 58:26

You have to say it's all about learning on this show and things that

Nick VinZant 58:32

no one cares about Harry Styles has four nipples or not?

John Shull 58:35

Well, it's true. And it's called poly thelia. Which is actually one of the most uncommon types of they call it a body disorder. I don't know if that's what it is. But that you can have and that's basically having four nipples instead of two and four nipples. Seems like a lot of nipples.

Nick VinZant 58:53

That's one too many. That's right. Like if you got three nipples that's like okay, that happens. Once you get to four nipples. That's too many nipples, like Oh, but they're not like full nipples. They're like little things or something like that. Right? Did you have them? Do they still on his body? You haven't removed?

John Shull 59:07

No, they're like under there. kind of imagine like, where the top of his ribcage is where you can kind of start to see his, like six pack in debt.

Nick VinZant 59:17

Now I need to look up Harry Styles for nipples. See, this

John Shull 59:21

is what Right? Correct. You're not the only person right now probably that's doing that.

Nick VinZant 59:26

See, Harry Styles has four nipples.

John Shull 59:30

Saying, Oh, yeah,

Nick VinZant 59:32

but not like really? I mean, you would think that they're just like, a little pimple or something like that. Like, it's not like, I mean, he's still walking around with his shirt off. So it's not like he's too worried about it.

John Shull 59:48

Yeah, I mean, it's they're not terrible.

Nick VinZant 59:51

Yeah, people were like, you wouldn't even notice that. Not really. I mean, you'd have to like be looking like okay, that's a nipple looks More just like a sunspot, right? It's not like he's got cow otters there or something like that.

John Shull 1:00:07

I'm just, I'm just saying I it's a fact it's not like I'm making this up.

Nick VinZant 1:00:13

Would you rather have four nipples or have sex with a ghost?

John Shull 1:00:18

Sex with a ghost?

Nick VinZant 1:00:21

What if it was like a male ghost?

John Shull 1:00:24

I mean, listen, no offense to any of our listeners that are into that thing, but that I would probably go with for nipples.

Nick VinZant 1:00:32

As with that, like, would that count? If you are a straight man, and you had sex with a male ghost? Like there he just you know, are you not? Not? Did he? Did you get your Does that count as not being a virgin anymore if you have sex with a ghost?

John Shull 1:00:50

While we're really talking about this, I think there has to be physical insertion of of a body part into yours. And obviously, if you're a woman and a woman that can just be on the outside, but I feel like there has to be some kind of physical contact of some kind around your private areas

Nick VinZant 1:01:10

where they would have to be to have truly have sex with the ghost.

John Shull 1:01:13

I don't I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Nick VinZant 1:01:18

Like, what are you doing that you're just like, I just fucked a ghost. Why? I

John Shull 1:01:23

mean, well, I mean, once again, if you can't prove it, right, so if anyone wants to ever ask them in an interview, like that's not true. You can't prove it. So you're really just going off there. Yeah. So all right.

Nick VinZant 1:01:37

I don't think most people are going to believe that. Um, are you ready for our top five? I have one more. Oh, okay. Well, there's a lot today. Yeah,

John Shull 1:01:44

I will. I wasn't going to ask this one. But then I was like, you talked about the celebrity thing. So I have an animal one for you. Oh, I like animal and this is about So factor fiction. Male koalas have a large two pronged penis. And a female koala has three vaginas in two uteruses?

Nick VinZant 1:02:05

I'm going to have to say that's true, because that's too many things for you to just make up.

John Shull 1:02:10

It is true. Yes. Yeah, yeah. So obviously the female koala has all that for her pouch. And I'm not entirely sure yet I didn't research why a male koala has a two pronged penis but sounds like it's effective.

Nick VinZant 1:02:23

What do you mean two prong like it goes? Like

John Shull 1:02:26

yeah out. Like make your you know, make, you know make a V with your sign. Yeah, make a peace sign. And that's that's what a koalas penis male penis.

Nick VinZant 1:02:38

I'm not looking into this. Don't

John Shull 1:02:39

please. And if you're Googling it out there, I apologize. Hopefully you're not doing it on a work computer.

Nick VinZant 1:02:45

I don't like looking at gross things. Like if I think something's gonna be gross. I don't want to see it at all.

John Shull 1:02:52

Yeah, I had a co worker of mine actually. It was like, Hey, do you want to see my neighbor like had some pretty? He got his hand with a tree trimmer knew Oh, but she had told me that it wasn't that bad. And when she showed me I'm like, you know, we'll call her we'll call her Laura just may give her a name. And I'm like, Laura, his pinkie finger is half severed. And she's like, Yeah, but he's fine. They reattached it. I'm like, Well, I'm never gonna just randomly look at something that you want to show me ever and

Nick VinZant 1:03:23

you never look at random pictures of things. If anybody's ever like I want to show you something. My answer is generally no. That's for whatever it is. I don't want to see it. That's fair. I want to show you and whatever it is, right a YouTube video an injury an article. I don't look at things that people want to show me that's an that's a policy that I'm going to adopt from now on. I will no longer look at anything that anyone wants to show me the koalas penis. Maybe don't want to see it hairstyles fourth nipples don't want to see it. I don't even want to see Lucy Liu having sex with a ghost. If there was video of it, I'd be like No, I don't want to watch that.

John Shull 1:03:59

Maybe I didn't Google to see if there was video but maybe

Nick VinZant 1:04:02

do you think that would be like the top of like one of the websites? Yes like yeah, by far I think that would be number one Lucy Liu with a ghost I haven't done

John Shull 1:04:13

this Believe it or not, but I bet you if you go to the most watched videos on those certain websites, I would I would say three out of five are probably some kind of celebrity induced something

Nick VinZant 1:04:28

Have you ever been into that? Oh, I mean, I look at other stuff but I was not looking at that. Okay, you ready for our top five? I am. So our top five is top five foods that come in a bowl top five foods and let's say it late weight has to be free. I don't know if we should go from Lucy Liu go sex to coming in a bowl. It's been done. Top five foods that are in a bowl. What's your number five.

John Shull 1:04:56

So this was Did you have trouble with this list? Because there are no Not at all. There are lots of options.

Nick VinZant 1:05:02

There are but there's not a lot of good ones. Well, there's a lot of good ones. But there's there's the dominant ones at the top. Right. I thought about it for a while. There's a lot of foods that come in a bowl, but ultimately, this was a pretty easy list for me.

John Shull 1:05:15

All right, well, my number five, I'm going to put popcorn.

Nick VinZant 1:05:20

You don't have to have pop.

John Shull 1:05:23

Nobody eats it out of the bag. Nobody does.

Nick VinZant 1:05:27

Well, I mean, I do.

John Shull 1:05:29

Of course you do. You're the one out of the bags right there, person.

Nick VinZant 1:05:34

Well, I also like to engage in edibles in the weekend, and I'm just gonna take the whole bag. I'm not messing with his bowl. Give me the bag.

John Shull 1:05:40

So my list is foods that you eat out of a bowl. Not necessarily come in a bowl, but foods that you eat out of a bowl, and my number five is popcorn.

Nick VinZant 1:05:51

So here's to be like top five foods you eat in a bowl. Yes. Okay, my number five is a burrito bowl. Hall. I love a burrito bowl. Yes. Fantastic. I love mixing all kinds of stuff together. It's

John Shull 1:06:08

amazing. It's you still have in the same burrito for dinner? Yeah,

Nick VinZant 1:06:12

I have burritos for dinner about four times a week.

John Shull 1:06:14

Well, yeah, protein, right.

Nick VinZant 1:06:18

They switch it up though. Sometimes I go chicken. Sometimes I'll go ground turkey. Grab sometimes I'll go you know, like, Well, yeah, no, actually, that's about it. Cuz that chicken

John Shull 1:06:26

rounds her shit out of here. Oh, okay.

Nick VinZant 1:06:29

What's your what's your cholesterol level? How many times you go to the doctor to get a checkup?

John Shull 1:06:35

They can't even read my cholesterol because they don't have a chart big enough.

Nick VinZant 1:06:39

He had issues with number four.

John Shull 1:06:42

Yes, to say the least. My number four is fruit. eating fruit out of a bowl is fantastic.

Nick VinZant 1:06:49

I don't think that you understood this list. Its food you can eat out of a bowl. No, it's food that comes in a bowl like this because you could put it in a bowl like cheeseburger. Listen, do cheeseburger bowl. Do

John Shull 1:07:03

you want cheeseburger in the bowl and

Nick VinZant 1:07:05

eat it out?

John Shull 1:07:06

Would you like to start over because you have cereal? You sent me some examples and you said cereal and cereal out of a bowl and it doesn't come in a bowl. You put it up everybody.

Nick VinZant 1:07:17

Everybody that you eat. Everybody accepts that you eat cereal out of a bowl. Nobody's eating it out of their hands. Right? But you can eat fruit by itself, right?

John Shull 1:07:27

But people don't eat popcorn just out of the bag unless they're you.

Nick VinZant 1:07:31

Right? But how often when we have these lists to go out, and then they come back with Wow, Jon's wrong on that.

John Shull 1:07:38

Listen, I have the text proof of you sent me two examples. And they are both things that go into a bowl.

Nick VinZant 1:07:45

Yeah, but cereal and soup are different than fruit. Although I do actually eat fruit out of a bowl, but it's frozen. Does it count?

John Shull 1:07:56

Let's I guess our lists are just gonna have to be separate this week. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 1:08:00

well, so one of them's gonna be right. And one of them's gonna be yours.

John Shull 1:08:04

Yeah, you're right, the right list.

Nick VinZant 1:08:07

My number four is noodles. Any kind of noodles? Ramen Noodles fo far. Pokey bowl. ice bowl, any kind of like noodle based thing like that. Although I use it noodle base, but you get it rice and noodle bowls.

John Shull 1:08:24

I mean, I have ramen and rice stir fry bowls on my honorable mention.

Nick VinZant 1:08:30

Okay, that works. That's your number three. Sandwich. Close sandwich bowl.

John Shull 1:08:36

Salad.

Nick VinZant 1:08:38

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Okay, do you have salad at number three?

John Shull 1:08:42

I do because I feel like there's a dominant to like a top two.

Nick VinZant 1:08:46

Okay, but when you have salad like, are you just having lettuce and some dressing? Are you doing all kinds of crap? Do you know the answer? What's what's all in your salad? God, how many special salad tongs? How many pairs of tongs you got? Now?

John Shull 1:09:00

I do have some dogs. We've discussed this. I know. Just

Nick VinZant 1:09:03

to remind me how many pairs of tongs you have at your house?

John Shull 1:09:08

I mean, in total, I mean, I probably have a dozen. I mean, I have four pairs of salad tongs that are the same brand of tongue. But one's a little shorter ones little bigger. They're all separate colors. It's awesome.

Nick VinZant 1:09:23

Do they have their own drawer than the tongue drawer? No. I

John Shull 1:09:27

mean, they're in a they're in like a little container with other utensils like spatulas and things.

Nick VinZant 1:09:33

How many kinds of specialists do you have?

John Shull 1:09:35

I don't know. 810

Nick VinZant 1:09:39

Are you fucking serious? Eight.

John Shull 1:09:42

How long have you been? How long have you been an adult for?

Nick VinZant 1:09:47

I've been I mean since I was I guess. However you wanted to find that. I've been living on my own since I was 18. I tell you what, I've got one spatula because it does the whole job right? It's not oh no good. The big one.

John Shull 1:10:01

I mean, I have big bachelors, littles bachelors non sticks bachelors, Olds bachelors. I don't think listen, if anyone out there wants to comment on any of our social media or send a direct message, maybe maybe I'm in the wrong maybe it's abnormal to have multiple kitchen utensils.

Nick VinZant 1:10:20

You don't have multiple kitchen utensils, right? Like if you had to spatula is like, no way. This is the one that I use on the nonstick pan, so I don't mess up the Teflon or whatever. But if you've got eight spatulas, you've crossed the line. I can I can approve no more than three. If you had three and be like, Okay, well, all right. Maybe.

John Shull 1:10:42

I don't disagree with you. However, I disagree with you if that makes any sense.

Nick VinZant 1:10:49

Yeah, man, I would just be like if my wife came home with another spatula, and we had a spatula, that I'll tell you where that spatula is going. Right out the fucking door.

John Shull 1:10:59

It's not throwing it. Nope, you're putting it in.

Nick VinZant 1:11:01

I've actually that is the only time that is the only thing that I've ever been like upset enough to throw was a spatula. Like I threw it out into the bushes. And then I went and got it because it's not getting rid of a spatula. Like I said, go buy another one.

John Shull 1:11:13

You know, saints either. Well, I tell you what, you do that again. I'll FedEx one over to you.

Nick VinZant 1:11:19

You got plenty of them. What was your number three, by the way, Sal and all of that. Okay, but what do you put in your salad? Like How much stuff do you put in there?

John Shull 1:11:28

So usually salad bass with goat cheese cran and cranberries. Croutons. And then some kind of usually, like vinegar, red sauce. It's good. I probably have that four to four to five days a week. Like, sometimes that's my dinner and I'll just throw a chicken breast in there some ground turkey. Okay, no, I won't grow. Okay, I will not eat ground turkey but chicken breast for sure.

Nick VinZant 1:11:59

Yeah, you wouldn't want ground turkey and salad. That wouldn't be good. Right? Like you got to have some substance in there. Maybe some okay, it's, um, I generally don't approve of anything more than a few things in my salad. I'll have salad salad dressing, maybe some croutons or a bacon bit like thing. What have you started getting all kinds of crap in there. That's too much for me. Like I don't want to deal with all that.

John Shull 1:12:22

If you're a fancy if you're a fancy cheese guy. Good. Gorgonzola blue cheese, man. Goat cheese.

Nick VinZant 1:12:31

You really are such a snob.

John Shull 1:12:33

That's fine. What's your number three.

Nick VinZant 1:12:36

Chili.

John Shull 1:12:38

I left that off the list. But that's that's it's like could be a US number six for me. Like it's it shouldn't be there.

Nick VinZant 1:12:47

How do you put chili behind fruit? This is why I get so upset about your list because you can't possibly say I love fruit. But it's not like a bowl based food.

John Shull 1:12:58

Because I really I don't have a reason I don't. I mean, I just I don't have a reason chili. Chili and fruit could easily be interchangeable but I went with fruit because I went with fruit.

Nick VinZant 1:13:12

Okay, well my number three is chili, which is clearly the right answer. What's your number two cereal? Yeah, cereal is my number two as well.

John Shull 1:13:20

Do we have the same number two and number one?

Nick VinZant 1:13:23

I doubt it because my number one is I think the greatest thing that to be in a bowl that you could possibly imagine.

John Shull 1:13:30

Alright, well, I'll get my number one out of the way. And that's soup.

Nick VinZant 1:13:36

My number one is a bread bowl.

John Shull 1:13:40

I have a love hate relationship with bread bowls. Understand them don't really need to have them.

Nick VinZant 1:13:49

I think that literally everything is better than a bread bowl. Chili bread bowl soup. Red Bull. I think bread bowl is the greatest thing in the world. I think it's the greatest thing in the world. It's creamy and bread. You can dip the bread right in there. It's fantastic.

John Shull 1:14:06

There's a hole fantastic probably stick your head and

Nick VinZant 1:14:10

you can save the bread the only thing apart problem with the bread bowl is you can't really save the bread bowl. It's not a good like to go thing.

John Shull 1:14:17

No not really cannot save the bread bowl.

Nick VinZant 1:14:19

What's your honorable mention?

John Shull 1:14:21

So I got trail mix. dips. Oh,

Nick VinZant 1:14:26

good. See, this is why I'm upset. You're gonna put fruit above dip. Like you're gonna put fruit above Nacho dip. ranch dip is seven layer dip.

John Shull 1:14:37

I'll make you a deal. You dip buy dip.

Nick VinZant 1:14:40

We dip? Yeah, I mean, I did find if you do.

John Shull 1:14:44

See, we talked about ramen. We talked about rice. I have chili on there and I'll end with salsa.

Nick VinZant 1:14:52

Okay, those are all respectable. I actually think your honorable mention list is better than your actual list.

John Shull 1:14:59

I don't know Pretty with you, but what's on your auto imagine?

Nick VinZant 1:15:03

The only thing that I had on my honorable mention was salad. But I'm not going to go ahead and elevate salad up ahead of that. The thing is, is that I would have had a lot of stuff in my honorable mention but I think that they all kind of fell under that noodles rice category that I had at number four like ramen. Is it FFO or FDA?

John Shull 1:15:25

Fo I believe,

Nick VinZant 1:15:26

I think it's fo it spelled pH Oh, I know that. Do you prefer that's all I have in my honorable mention wet noodle

John Shull 1:15:33

or a dry noodle?

Nick VinZant 1:15:36

Hmm, I don't know the difference. You usually don't. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick reading rating. It really helps us out. We really appreciate it and let us know what you think are some of the best foods in a bowl. I just don't I mean, I get it right. Like I eat fruit bowls. I do. But I don't think of fruit as a bowl based food. But let us know what you think.


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The 1715 Treasure Fleet

Interview with Treasure Hunter Brent Brisban

Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant. Coming up in this episode, treasure and snacks.

Brent Brisban 0:20

People are drawn to this I don't know if it was Disney or Robert Louis Stevenson but ingrained in American thought is the idea of finding lost treasure. He ended up getting swindled by a treasure hunter and the keys to the tune of a quarter million dollars in mid 80s. Money. And it was from 1715. And it was just an incredible, beautiful, beautiful coin. And we ended up selling that coin for $425,000.

Nick VinZant 0:46

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, subscribe, leave us a rating or review, we really appreciate it really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is one of if not the best treasure hunter in the world. He's recovered millions of dollars worth of treasure. And right now he's looking for more. This is treasure hunter, Brent Brisbane, like, how do you get into this?

Brent Brisban 1:24

To be honest, I felt asked backwards into it. It was a dream of my father's since I was a young kid. He grew up having never seen the ocean had never, you know, being involved in any of those kinds of things. But he would go to the Saturday morning cereals, and he would see these swashbuckling Adventures of treasure and things like that. And so he had this lifelong passion. And in 1985, when Mel Fisher found a red coffin off of Key West called the atoll gem, he became world famous and my dad, you know, was gravitated towards it. And he ended up getting swindled by a treasure hunter and the keys to the tune of a quarter million dollars in mid 80s. Much of you know, just calm man, basically that had a boat and said, you know, if you give me this money, I'm gonna go fine, you know, just as much as Mel Fisher fam. And needless to say, it didn't work out, but that never left him. And so in 2010, Mel Fisher's family was selling the rights to the 1715 fleet along the east coast of Florida. And having that inclination and being you know, a printer of sorts, my dad called me up in February of 2010, and was like, hey, you know, I'm thinking about buying this business. But the only way I'll do it is if you partner with me, and you come down here and you run it, and I was thinking, treasure hunting in Florida, like, Yeah, I'll give that a shot. And that's how I fell into it. It really was kind of a crazy circuitous route. But nevertheless, it took me where I needed to go, I guess.

Nick VinZant 2:53

So like, the only thing that I can picture right is what I think about in the movies like, how does this How does this business actually work?

Brent Brisban 3:01

It's nothing like you see on TV, it's nothing like you see in the movies. There are two major motion pictures that were made about our fleet specifically, back in the 70s, you're probably too young to remember a movie called the teeth with Nick Nulty and Jacqueline set. So all about looking for the treasure of the 1715 fleet. And then more recently, you probably may know fool's gold with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. If you go back and watch that movie, they're sitting in darland, southern ones Leon in the parlor there and they they discussed the 1715 fleet, the you know, origin of the treasure that they're searching for. And and so both of those movies, they're searching for something called the Queen's jewels. It was an artifact or artifacts that were theoretically on our shipwrecks. The story goes that the king of Spain's wife died. And he decided that he was going to marry a woman named Elizabeth Barney's. She was the Duchess of Parma, Italy. And she demanded that he before she even consummate the marriage. So he ordered up all these jewels to be created for her down in South America. And as the story goes, they were on one of the ships. And so that provides the basis for both of those movies. But again, it's nothing like you see on TV, it's nothing like you see, it's really hard work. It's incredibly laborious. It's, you know, people think of it as scuba diving. And scuba diving truly is just a necessary evil to be underwater for work. What we do is we excavate the bottom of the ocean. So we go out and we'll dig a hole. Basically, with my boat, it was about 20 feet wide, and you go down to bedrock, and broken limestone bedrock. It's out there on the east coast of Florida. And that's where the artifacts are buried under multiple feet of sand for five, six feet of sand depends on the area where you are. And so you just swim down there with a metal detector and nine times out of 10 or 99 times out of 100 Honestly, you find beer cans and lead fishing cycles. You know, it's just it's not you know, when people think of us went down and you know, pick up gold and you come up to the surface and everybody suits and it does happen. But it's extremely rare.

Nick VinZant 5:08

So it's not like the treasure like when I'm imagining it, right, like there's this old broken up wooden ship on the bottom of the

Brent Brisban 5:14

ocean with a skeleton at the wheel,

Nick VinZant 5:16

right with a skeleton wheel. There's, there's like a crew member in the back. And there's just like a chest somewhere inside of the ship. But it sounds like more like no, it's actually kind of like underneath the ground, and you gotta go dig it up.

Brent Brisban 5:29

Absolutely. What happened with our wrecks, in particular, they were sailing along the east coast of Florida and hurricane began to blow. And that pushed them into the outer edge of the reef, which is only in about 2530 feet of water. And so once they hit that reef, and the waves just pounded the shipwrecks into 1000s of pieces. And those pieces then were pushed towards the beach, and northward because of the Gulf, the current and the Gulf Stream. And so what happens is these wrecks were dispersed over miles. And over time, you know, they've been out there for 320 odd years at this point. What happened is all of the organic material, all of the, the leather, anything that was natural or organic, is long dissipate. So there is no really chip rack, you don't you know, just scattered debris, and it's along the lines of iron, you know, all of the iron that affects the ship from spikes to the rigging. And then you know, pewters, you know, they had different plates, things like that. All the metals that you find the gold, the silver, you know, which is what we're looking for, but there's LED and the musket balls, the cannon balls, things like that are really all that's left there ceramics as well. But anything of an organic nature, the people, the bones, the wood, the leather is all disintegrated over time. And

Nick VinZant 6:56

so how do you even go about finding stuff? Like what's the process for finding out I guess, not only essentially finding out where to even look

Brent Brisban 7:06

where the shipwrecks were identified in the late 50s, and early 60s, so they've pretty much been known about, you know, people started finding artifacts on the beach. There's a famous story of Kip Wagner, one of my predecessors on the 1715 fleet. He was a painting contractor, he went down to Florida on a job to paint a hotel, and he would walk the beaches in the evening. And he started finding these little black oxidized round pieces that look basically like Oreos, one side of an Oreo, took it home, cleaned it up, and lo and behold, it was a silver coin. And he started asking around saying, hey, you know, where do these things come from? And the locals are just like, oh, people have been finding that stuff out there for years. And he was the first one that really decided, Well, where did it come from? Well, you know why these things aren't organically on the beach in Florida. And he got himself a surplus army mind detector, because they didn't have metal detectors back in the late 50s. And he took this mind detector, and he went out there swinging it along the beach, and he started finding more and more artifacts. And eventually he found that a well that he had determined had to have been done by the survivors of the shipwreck, finding all sorts of period artifacts from the Spanish colonial times around this well, when he decided well, that Rex got to be right out there. So he got himself a surfboard. And he cut a little hole in the surfboard. And he put a window in it. And he started paddling around in the ocean. And after a couple of weeks, he spotted cannons on the bottom of the ocean, and said, you know, this is it. And that really truly was the advent of modern treasure hunting in the state of Florida.

Nick VinZant 8:40

It was funny how something is so hard to find, but then ultimately ended up being right in front of your face.

Brent Brisban 8:45

It's right there. And it was right there. And people, like I said, had been finding this stuff out there. But nobody was inquisitive enough to say where did it come from. And he eventually went to the archives in Seville, Spain, you know, went to the archives down in Cuba, found out where it was that it was this actual fleet. You know, the 1715 treasure fleet consisted of 11 Spanish ships, every one of them went down in this hurricane on July 30, the hurricane began to blow and by 2am on July 31, of 1715 all 11 ships were sunk along the east coast of Florida. And so, you know, is natural as that may sound that, you know, people were finding this stuff and would want to know, you know, want to find more maybe, or at least find out where it came from. He was the first to really do that. And so, by the time I got into it in 2010, we had very comprehensive math and the Fisher organization, were they a gentleman named Bill Moore kind of created a system in AutoCAD to map where we had dug empty holes where you know, if anything was found in that hole, it had a separate color, you know, be it a musket ball or a ship spike or gold coins. And we use those maps to kind of say, hey, you know, gold was found over there. Let's No one looked there. Let's go dig there. And it's really kind of that blind that needle gotta hate that type of approach. But that's, you know, ultimately what we do on a day in and day out.

Nick VinZant 10:05

It sounds like ultimately, like an educated guess like, Well, I think it might be here. But really, we have kind of no idea

Brent Brisban 10:13

if that's exactly right. And I kind of developed a new procedure, which led to my success, to be quite honest with you, you know, what these old timers had done is they would set up on the inside edge of the reef, and they would start digging backwards towards the beach. And so basically, what they did is they took, you know, one or two feet of sand and they pushed it backwards, and then they would check what was there and then they would drop the boat back. And then they would dig through the two feet that they just pushed backwards plus the two or three feet, and that was already there. And so as they dropped back in towards the beach, they just kept piling up more and more things. And it took me you know, a summer I'm saying, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, you know why we keep doing this, you know, we're creating more and more work for each other. And so I started the idea of taking the boat as far back as we could literally till we would bump on the edge of the beach. And then we would start digging. And we would dig four or five, six holes across. And then when we pull forward, and so by the time we got to that second row, all of the spoil from our holes were pushed back into these empty holes that were already there. It took me the digging time cut in half. And it was ultimately the way that we got further back into the beach than anyone had ever gotten before. And that's how we found all the treasure that we found in 2015.

Nick VinZant 11:31

So if you had to put like $1 value on everything that you found so far, what would that be?

Brent Brisban 11:39

Well, the biggest blind we had was a really, truly crazy story. It was on I had been doing this for about six years, I had over a million dollars invested in this crazy operation. And I had about $300,000 worth of treasure at the time. Now this $300,000 was getting me on the Today Show Good Morning, America, you name it. Yeah, a lot of publicity, a lot of attention. Everybody I met, like you're living the dream, and I'm like, I'm going bankrupt. You know, um, 700 plus law. And 2015 was our anniversary season. You know, I had hoped from the time that I got into it, that something good would happen, you know, just you know, from the powers that been, and lo and behold, this is gonna sound crazy, but you can look it up on July 30 and 31st, exactly 300 years to the day the ship sank in a hurricane. I found 350 gold coins worth four and a half million dollars on the bottom, the Atlantic Ocean.

Nick VinZant 12:34

What was that? Like?

Brent Brisban 12:36

It was incredible changed my life. Obviously, it was, you know, I refer to it as being magical. There's a feeling that you get high that you get when this thing happens, that I really can't describe or articulate. It's it's such a special feeling the first night none of us slept, you know, we couldn't wait to get back out there the next day to see what what more was there. And it was interesting, because it was the 300th anniversary, there was a large group from all over the world that had come to Sebastian, Florida to celebrate this anniversary, you know, aficionados of the shipwrecks, and so the night of the 30th, they had a big dinner at a local restaurant where I had to keep my boat. And so we were all there were three sheets to the wind almost certainly had a couple of cocktails to celebrate. And I went up and I had had a table reserved at this dinner, you know, right down in front. And so we're kind of standing in the back watching the proceedings, and the guy that put it on, he calls me up to the front. You know, it's like get up there to the day. And I'm like, hey, you know, I'm sorry, I couldn't be here tonight. I mean, it's kind of stupid. I suppose I'm standing here, I guess you know, that sounds crazy. I'm like, but we had some things happen today. And I'll never forget, Mel Fisher's daughter, her name was Taffy Fisher. And she was there Mel Fisher and a very famous thing. Today's the day because in treasure hunting today is not always the day. And you but you have to believe it. Yeah, it's the only thing that kind of keeps you going when you're, you know, $700,000 in the hole and doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. And so she screamed out Today's a day and I spotted Yes, today was the day and the whole room exploded. And so needless to say, the next day, we had a lot of people on the beach watching us and you know, keeping an eye on what we're up to. But it was it was a surreal experience. It was magical. It was a time of great celebration. I was happy for all of my crew, you know, they only work for a sheriff treasurer. They didn't get paid weekly stipend or anything like that. They had come to me, you know, I had previously paid crews. And these guys came to me and they said we don't want money. We want to treasure and so in 2014 You know, they didn't do so well. You know, they worked all summer and then they got you know, couple of silver coins, couple musket balls, that kind of thing, but it really paid off in 2015 and it's an experience I'll never forget.

Nick VinZant 14:56

So how does that work in terms of like, who gets what Right, like do you have if you find finders keepers?

Brent Brisban 15:02

Okay, my company has a federal Admiralty claim over the shipwrecks. So the ultimate control of these racks is the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida. And that was earned basically fought for by Mel Fisher, my predecessor he filed a case in 1979. And what you do maritime and admiralty law is very old, archaic, and it really hasn't been refined on that well, so you go into federal court and you sue the shipwreck. Okay, so you launch a lawsuit against certain unidentified shipwreck located at such and such location. And then you have to put out a public notice that anyone that's got a claim to these shipwrecks needs to come forward in this case and state their claim. Now what constituted you know, public notice in 1979 was a, you know, advertisement this big in the Fort Pierce newspaper. So your kingdom of Spain was unaware of this these proceedings, and they did not ever see nowadays they would, and they would ultimately get the rights to these racks. But because they didn't intercede at the time, the state of Florida was the only other intervening part. And it went all the way to 1983 was a settlement that was reached between Mel Fisher and the state of Florida. And under the terms of that agreement, we have permits with the state of Florida, which enable us to go out there and do what we do. And in exchange for that, we agreed to donate 20% of what we find to the state of Florida to put in their museum to study to lend out the universities, those kinds of things for archaeologists. And so it's basically you know, finders keepers situation for me, no one else, you know, if they go out there, it's it's illegal to do so, particularly within these areas, but anywhere else in Florida Water, it's illegal to hunt for treasure. And the state law in Florida is if you bring up anything over 50 years old is considered an antiquity and therefore belongs to the state of Florida. So in the case of my racks, you know, I own them in, you know, exclusively other than this state donation. And then as far as my crew, we worked out a percentage ahead of time of what they would gain, if, in fact, we found anything. And in 2015, we did and they all did very well.

Nick VinZant 17:14

So for like throughout the industry, right? Like if you looked at treasure hunting as an industry, are there a lot of people doing this?

Brent Brisban 17:22

There may be, but they're very quiet about it. If they are, it's virtually illegal Now to do this anywhere in the United States of America, the US signed into international treaties, and submerged cultural resources act, and different things. Whereby, you know, if we lose a nuclear submarine, we don't want China going out there and picking through it. And so as a result of this treaty, it basically says that if any ship can be, you know, proven that it's, you know, owned by a any kind of, you know, nation that it belongs to them. And by virtue of sign the United States signing on to this treaty. Basically, it made treasure hunting like this illegal throughout the United States. There's a perfect example, there's a company called Odyssey out of Tampa, Florida. And they found a wreck called The Black Swan was out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, not many countries, territorial waters, and they spent millions of dollars going out there and using ROV because it was so deep to pick up all of this treasure, they brought it back to Tampa, and they went into federal court, much as Mel Fisher did in 79. And they tried to claim this well, Spain came along and said no, that's all. And ultimately, the United States courts gave it all back to Spain. No finder's fee, no thank you. They said to you know, jumbo planes from the Air Force over and they picked up all of this silver and gold and took it back to Spain. And so that's basically the law now that control. And so it's incredibly rare and incredibly difficult to find a permit in the United States to actually go out and salvage historic shipwrecks, particularly of Spanish origin.

Nick VinZant 19:08

Can people is this though, something that like, you could do this illegally. And it's enough of a kind of a draw, that somebody might kind of do that way and then try to sell it on the black mark.

Brent Brisban 19:20

I'm not naive enough to think that people don't. But it is an incredibly difficult process. As I said, you know, in the case of ours, you know, all the gold that I found, was under multiple feet of sand. And so you have to go out there and you have to be able to excavate that sand. And so the way we do that is Mel Fisher pioneered a device that they call a mailbox. It's basically an aluminum tube that you swing down over the propeller of the boat, and you use the engines, the force of that water to below the standard way to excavate and so these boats are very noticeable. Anybody you know, we ain't around four points to off the bat to off the stern. And it's really obvious if somebody's out there. You're doing this. And so I'm not naive enough to think that people don't swim around with metal detectors. But what I consider the low hanging fruit to things that are laying on top of the reef, for the most part have been picked up over the last 50 years. And there are certainly other areas of Florida where people do this as well. But they're, you know, really is no legal way thought we'd have to think that anybody that is doing it is doing it, you know, on the download.

Nick VinZant 20:25

So the name of the fleet is the 1715 fleet. That's the name correct.

Brent Brisban 20:30

15 plate fleet. Plata, basically was the Spanish word for silver. And so you know, it was mostly silver. And that's the name of the fleet that has become known as today. And the reason that they were able to determine where it came from Kip Wagner and the, you know, old timers that were doing this, when they went to Seville, Spain, they found a map made by an English cartographer named Bernard Roman. And he had, you know, charted the east coast of Florida. And he made a little notation across from the St. Sebastian river. And it said, opposite there's river parish, the admiral commanding the 1715, playfully. And that's how they were able to determine what this fleet was, and then go into the archives research how many vessels that was how much gold and silver had on it? Who were the captains? Who were the, you know, those sorts of things? And that's, that's where the story generator originated.

Nick VinZant 21:25

So how much more invaluable is do you think is down there?

Brent Brisban 21:30

To be honest, no one knows, no one has any idea. There are crazy, crazy numbers thrown around, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars. If I was to be perfectly frank, I don't believe that's the case. I mean, worldwide, maybe there are, you know, but you know, the, the shipwrecks that we're, you know, there's millions and millions of shipwrecks all littered all over you. Very few of them were carrying, you know, vast hordes of precious cargo, like these, you know, what had happened was that Spain had, you know, basically colonized, you know, central South America, Mexico, and then they enslaved those peoples and put them to work in their minds. And so they were producing this gold and silver down there. And then they were shipping it back, you know, through Havana, Cuba, on its way back to Spain. And so the vast majority of sunken Spanish treasure is either off the east coast of South America, or Central America, around Cuba, or the east coast of Florida.

Nick VinZant 22:25

Now, when you look kind of worldwide, you know, obviously the United States has pretty strong rules about and we talked about that. But are there places in other countries where like, oh, no, they're really doing this pretty actively. They're? Well,

Brent Brisban 22:37

you know, there is a rack that was found, it's, I believe, it's called the San Jose. And I want to say it's off the coast of Ecuador. I'm not 100% of that. But, you know, it is a government operation now. And they've taken over the, you know, the finding of it, some, some individuals found it, but then the government took it over. And so they are, as far as I know, actively savage in these records. But as far as you know, any permitted operations that are really truly legal and aboveboard, that there's a small operation going on in the Bahamas, the Bahamas, have had a long history of treasure salvage, and then barring the Bahamas, their politics are very crazy in the, you know, the government turns over every couple of years. And so they go back and forth. But there is an operation down there. Now, a friend of mine named Danny Porter is the one that basically runs the operation. And there's, you know, salvaging to this day and finding some truly amazing artifacts. Now, unfortunately, the generally looking, you know, they've got permits for a wide swath of the ocean, but the main rack that they've been working is a rack that was found years and years ago. And so, you know, there's not a, you know, a mother lode so to say that they're going to really stumbled across at least in my belief, I'm sure they do, but they're picking up incredible and amazing artifacts along the trail.

Nick VinZant 24:01

Is Spain, like the only people that were doing this is like everything, or is everything just a compilation of they were doing it and they had the records for us to potentially

Brent Brisban 24:11

know was primarily Spain, you know, back in the from the 1500s. Through, you know, the 1700s Spain was the dominant maritime power in the world. And in the the explorers, you know, from Columbus, you know, right on down the bizarro. Bizarro is one that went down to South America, basically conquered the Inca took over their minds took over all their gold and began giving it back to Spain. So like this coin here, was made in Lima, Peru in 1711. And so we find a lot of gold from Lima, Peru, a small amount from Cusco, Peru, and Bogota, Colombia, Mexico City, and so the Spanish, you know, they had colonized, you know, basically the West and they were bringing up there valuables and sending them back to Spain. And there was no one else really doing that at the time. And so yeah, all of the treasure out there is basically Spanish origin.

Nick VinZant 25:09

So that the coin that you held up, like how much would that individually be worth?

Brent Brisban 25:14

This coin is what they call an eight scudo. So it was the largest denomination coin that they made. It weighs about an ounce. So an ounce of gold is worth about $2,000. But this coin is anywhere from 20 to $25,000.

Nick VinZant 25:28

Just keeping that in your house,

Brent Brisban 25:30

I keep it in my wallet. And people think I'm crazy. I tell them, It's my business card. But yeah, actually, you know, bring it out and drop it in people's hands. And, you know, it really is a visceral experience. When you drop it into somebody's hand and they feel the weight of it and they look at it. It's it brings them to kind of a magical place of you know, touching lost treasure. And thinking about where it's been like if you think about it, you know, this coin was made in Lima, Peru, was put on a ship on the west coast of South America, sailed up to Panama, unloaded, put on a mule, hiked across the Isthmus of Panama, put on another ship that then took it to Havana, Cuba. And then you know, shortly thereafter ended up in a hurricane on the bottom of the Atlantic coast and along the east coast of Florida.

Nick VinZant 26:16

The history of it is fascinating, right? Like, where has this stuff been? Who has touched it? How did it get made? Like it's

Brent Brisban 26:22

it is and that's what really draws people in. Because you can sit and think about it like that journey I told you of this specific coin. And if you think about it, this is a little context that I tried to give to people, which people always are kind of blown away by this treasure sank in 1715, it was sitting on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean 17 years before George Washington was born into some context of what was, you know, what America was, you know, the room really no settlements in Florida, other than St. Augustine, the Spanish had a settlement there. And so it was basically the eyes Indians, were the only inhabitants of this area of Florida, when all of this treasure went down?

Nick VinZant 27:03

Um, are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Absolutely. How much does it cost you just to essentially look for the treasure,

Brent Brisban 27:12

you know, we spent, I bought my boat, I probably put maybe $120,000 into buying and building this boat. So you know, obviously, that's a variable, you've got fuel, you've got metal detectors and crew costs, you've got Dockage, and all those sorts of things. So I can't put a specific number on it. But I would say on average, you know, we're between 50 and $100,000 a year. And that's just for my boat. Now, our operations are kind of unique in that we allow others that want to go out there and do this to work our racks and our permits. So if you've got your own boat, and you've got your own crew, and you want to go out there and do this, you know, we sign what we call sub contracts with people. And basically that gives them the right to go within our permitted areas and search for this treasure. And the deal is if they find anything, we split it 5050 After we make that donation to the state. So you know, I've got operations where you know, Mike Pirna is one of the best treasure hunters that are is out there. And he probably spends less than 10,000, maybe $12,000 a year on his operation. And the last four or five years, he's found the most treasure of anybody. So it's wildly disparate, you know what people can spend, you know, you can outfit it with as much technology as you want. But, you know, at the end of the day is really about digging holes and seeing what's at the bottom.

Nick VinZant 28:30

But is there enough to be found that somebody could make like a decent living if they were being successful, or just like I did.

Brent Brisban 28:38

But it's a rare, you know, the occurrence most people don't make a lot of money. You know, there have been years where subcontractors have made money, good money, there's a family called the students that went out there. And then 2015 They found the most valuable coin that I had ever been a part of. And you can put some pictures up of it. It's called the tricentennial royal, a name that I came up with because it was from 1715. And what a royal is, it's the same as this coin, same way. But as you see this coins, very imperfect, you know, it's misshapen around at the time, all they cared about was the weight and the purity of the gold. So they would clip the blank, they would file the blank, get it to the right way, eat it smack in between two dyes and whatever came out came out. But these Royals were perfect examples of the coinage of the time. And they were made for the king of Spain himself. And so they were made his presentation pieces. They're extremely rare and they're extremely valuable. We found nine of them in my board on the anniversary but the Smiths earlier in that season found one and it was from 1715 and it was just an incredible, beautiful, beautiful coin. And we ended up selling that coin for $425,000 for one ounce of gold.

Nick VinZant 29:55

So I mean, man, are you selling it then like at auction? Are you true? way to get in for the price of gold or how does this kind of work

Brent Brisban 30:02

basically, private collectors are the ones that are the most enthusiastic about it and so you know, it's really wealthy people with you know, probably too much money that you know by these points for hundreds of 1000s of dollars. And then the more mundane run of the mill coins as you know, something that we call basically a bogey to Bogota to scudo which is a quarter of an ounce, they sell anywhere from you know, six to $8,000 and people you know, some of them if they're nicer and they have unique dates and things like that you go for far more but you know, what people do with a lot of those is they make jewelry out people love to hang out for as pendants you know, women particularly earrings, those kinds of things. So we do know as I said donate some to the state of Florida for their museum, but the vast majority of this whole the private

Nick VinZant 30:47

collectors biggest treasure ever found is yours. The biggest treasure ever found or is there another one that's the no that would have to be the

Brent Brisban 30:55

Atocha. Okay, in 1985. I mentioned earlier, Mel Fisher, my predecessor, he found a wreck off of Key West called the Etosha. And it was estimated to have $400 million where the treasure on him at the time. Now again, in treasure hunting, you know, numbers can be greatly inflated. And I don't believe anybody thought for under a million dollars a Charizard. But you know, they, you know this because they're still trading hands and on one at Silver coin from the Bucha sells for $2,500. So more than the an ounce of regular gold. And you know, so you know, those coins are still on the market today, the Fisher family is still out there actively salvaging utopia, you know, they haven't had any returns like that. 85. But, you know, they find really amazing artifacts,

Nick VinZant 31:44

the biggest treasure still out there is there one that you would say like this, there's I can't

Brent Brisban 31:48

put my finger on any specific one. But to find one of these, you know, plate fleet vessels, or you know, Spanish racks that are loaded with treasure, as a virgin rack would be amazing, like this one that I told you about that in South America. I mean, I believe that will probably be the you know, the biggest fine in modern times, simply because it's all intact, you know, the deeper the wreck that the you know, Odyssey group found out the middle of the Atlantic, the wrecks all kind of in one general specific area, and went down more like you think of a ship intact, that sank to the bottom. As opposed to what we do, we're picking up pieces that are scattered for miles and miles and miles. So there's no you know, generalized mother mode. It's just we're picking up piles here and there from different things. You know, like all the gold coins I found in 2015, we theorize probably came from a chest. So you know, all the wood you'll gain was long gone. And all these coins are scattered in about a 20 by 20 foot area. But as far as a big something to shoot for, I couldn't really put my finger on any specific rack or anything like that.

Nick VinZant 32:58

I guess if people knew about it, they would probably have found it already.

Brent Brisban 33:02

I get calls from people all the time telling me they know right where it is. And I like to tell people that I don't know a treasure hunter in the world that knows where treasure is, and isn't out there going like this, you know, trying to get and so there's a lot of con artists, I'll be perfectly frank to get drawn to the treasure industry. It's an easy sell. You know, people are drawn to this. I don't know if it was Disney or Robert Louis Stevenson but ingrained in American thought is the idea of finding lost treasure. And so to be able to sit in a bar and pull up one of these coins and say, hey, you know, you give me 10 grand, I'm gonna go find a million dollars for this stuff next summer. It's a really easy style. And unfortunately, that draws income. And I made it my mission, once I took over to try to weed those people out and not let them out there because it just gives a bad name to everybody. It's basically a con and I just didn't want to

Nick VinZant 33:54

be a part of best movie or TV show about treasure hunting worst movie or TV show about

Brent Brisban 34:02

I would say, deep is my favorite. It's the first radar movie that my father ever took me to. Again, it was his fascination with this kind of thing. And really, I think came out in 1977, which would have made me nine years old. And he took me and my brother to see this because he had such a passion for it. And I really enjoy that movie. The worst? You know, I have to say, Me, you know, Black Sails. You know, it was an interesting story about pirates in the Bahamas. And all that was true as far as their actual, you know, they use our fleet again and that is the basis of their storyline. They're looking for the one of the ships from the rack and Arcana Leamas the ship that they use, but the Orca Lima didn't really have any treasure on it. And so you know, it's, you know, obviously I'm getting into the weeds and being very specific about it, but yeah, those would probably be my To

Nick VinZant 35:00

obviously, you know, you find like what I think most people think about is like treasure, which I think like silver or gold, but what else? What else? What other kinds of things do you generally find when you find stuff like this find

Brent Brisban 35:12

every single thing that you can think of from life on a ship at that time. So, it may be rigging, you know, dead eyes, the rope was, you know, pushed through the sea on the side of ships, which are basically, they wouldn't round pieces that have, you know, three holes in it with ropes going through them. They had iron around them, which would fix them to the rail. So we find a lot of iron, we find cannonballs, we find cannon, we find musket balls, we find arguments we find, you know, silverware was made of silver at the time, we'll find silver spoons and silver forks and plates, you name it, we find jewelry, a lot of rings, you know, and it's amazing how small the Spanish word that time, I mean, a ring that we find will not fit below my knuckle on my pinky, even the mens rea, because they're such tiny people. So everything that you can possibly imagine, you know, the olive jar is basically it's up. All jars are ceramic, with a hole in the top of it. And I refer to that as the Tupperware of the time, you know, any liquids and grains and things like that they were transporting and put into one of these earthen jugs with cork on the top of it. And so we find broken pieces of pottery out there. And so, you know, anything that you can imagine that was on one of these tabs, we find sword handles, you know? So, you know, it runs the gamut. But yeah, the goal is whatever. But

Nick VinZant 36:40

is there a market for all the rest of that stuff?

Brent Brisban 36:43

Absolutely. Yeah, people are fascinated with the idea of sunken ship racks. And so I know the fishers sell, you know, musket balls, little LED basketballs for $15 apiece and their museum. I take mine and I hand them out to people that come to my half, you know, stuff like that. Anybody I meet, I'm like, Are you gonna take a little souvenir, broken pieces of pottery as well and out the you know, people that come by, so it you know, it just kind of depends on your perspective. I've never been solely focused on the monetization of these artifacts. I like to share it. But obviously the goal, you know, I did my best. And

Nick VinZant 37:17

that's pretty much all the questions we got, man. Is there anything that you think we missed? Or what's kind of coming up next for you? How can people get ahold of you find out more that kind of stuff.

Brent Brisban 37:26

But I can, you know, go to Brent brisbane.com, I do some speaking engagements. And you know, that sort of thing. I gave a TED Talk back in 2015, about my experiences. After we found the treasurer, and then 1715, fleet, treasurer, 1715 treasurer, fleet.com is the website for the company. And if you're interested, you know, to become a subcontractor. And I'll be honest, I get a lot of calls from a lot of people that all want to do this. And I usually tell them, they're crazy. They don't know what they're talking about, because it is extremely hard. And you know, usually people come and they spend a lot of money and they go away, hang me or anybody else and put them out there. Because it's just not as easy as it looks on TV. And so we do welcome people, I mean, calls from Navy SEALs, and you know, one of the most important things I will tell you about this, it's all about metal detector, I would tell these Navy SEALs, have you ever used the metal detector? And they say no, I'm like, I've got no use for you. I mean, we're digging sometimes, where I found my treasure was 20 feet off the beach and six feet of water. So you don't mean to be stupid. You know, you need to be a scuba diver to be breathing underwater. But you don't have any technical, you know, aspects of scuba diving that you need to know. It's all about metal detecting. And that's who I would hire, I would hire guys that we saw on the beach that are out there swinging a metal detector all the time looking for different things. You know, they're fascinated by it, they live it, they really breathe it. Those are the people that make good trades. And the average person just wants that moment of coming, breaking the surface and holding up that gold coin and saying look what I found. That's not what it's about. It's really hard work digging through broken shells, turning over big heavy rock cutting up your fingers cutting up your knees. It's it's not at all romantic.

Nick VinZant 39:07

I want to thank Brent so much for joining us if you want to connect with him. We have linked to him on our social media sites were Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description if you want to see how they find this treasure and what this treasure really looks like. The YouTube version of this episode will be live on September 7 on our YouTube channel at 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. What's the most valuable thing that you've ever just found?

John Shull 39:50

I mean, it's money. But it's I found a $50 bill once outside of a movie theater

Nick VinZant 39:57

did you try to find to the right It owner was or did you just immediately pocket it and move on?

John Shull 40:03

Yeah, no, I just pocketed it. Because with money, it's, I mean, unless somebody's you know, staring at it and coming back up to you saying, Hey, that's mine. I mean, it's kind of hard to pinpoint it.

Nick VinZant 40:16

I think I've found 100 I think that I was in Vegas and found 100. It might have been a 50. But I think that it was 100. And that's the most valuable thing that I've ever found. I did find

John Shull 40:28

a an earring, but I'm pretty sure it was just a non real diamond. And I just threw it away. So

Nick VinZant 40:37

you just threw somebody's thing away. You literally put it in the trash.

John Shull 40:41

You know, I mean, I picked it up. I waited there for a few minutes. Where I found it. Nobody came up to me, then let me there's so many businesses. So what was I going to do? Walk in, not throw it in the trash walk into every business? No, just like put it down on a railing or something like now there's no chance of anybody finding that? Well, I found it in my city, in Madison Heights, Michigan. So I

Nick VinZant 41:06

Oh, you finally admit that you don't actually live in Detroit? Thank you

John Shull 41:12

mean, or was a mass? Maybe it was?

Nick VinZant 41:15

Oh, now he's trying to backtrack? What amount of cash do you find on the ground before you're like, Oh, I found something? Like how much money does it take for you to be pretty excited that you found money on the ground?

John Shull 41:25

I mean, it's always great to find something I don't want to make it seem like if I find $5 That it's nothing but I mean, if I find a 20 I'm feeling pretty good. Oh, if

Nick VinZant 41:35

I found $1 I'm feeling pretty good. I'm like, oh, that's $1 I litter. That's the only time you don't really have to work for money. Do you ever you ever find it on the ground? Otherwise, you got to do something one way or another?

John Shull 41:46

There's that coin thing that if you find a coin heads down? You don't pick it up? Do you do that? Or if you see a coin, you pick it up? Regardless?

Nick VinZant 41:54

I'm not picking anything coins off the ground? I wouldn't I have no, I don't do that at all.

John Shull 42:00

Would you ever pick up food off the ground?

Nick VinZant 42:04

No. Have you picked up food off the ground? Although I have always thought that if I was like a waiter or something like that, like some of that food, like you know what you really didn't need. You took like two bites out of that burger. I could cut the back half off and eat it. I really do feel like that's a waste. I really think that like, Hey, does anybody I have always felt like that in a restaurant had been like, hey, you know, I didn't eat this. Does anybody want this? I hate wasting food. I was

John Shull 42:31

talking to a co worker of mine who used to wait. And so that that was the most disheartening. Part of working in that industry, for him was all the food waste at the end of the night. Other people that would just order order a hamburger, like you said, not touch the fries and eat a quarter of the burger and then throw it away.

Nick VinZant 42:51

But if somebody was okay, if you were at a restaurant, and somebody just kind of came up to your table is like, look, hey, I didn't eat this. I took two bites out of this. Do you want the rest of this? Would you take the food?

John Shull 43:06

I mean, I'm going to say no. But I, I would want to say yes.

Nick VinZant 43:10

Yeah, that's how I feel like I feel like I would have to say no, because I'm probably there with somebody who's going to judge me and shamed me into making sure that I don't get it. But internally, I do feel like yeah, I'll take it.

John Shull 43:25

I mean, I mean, listen to bytes, and you're given me you know, whatever it is sure. If I have a couple of beers in me, I wouldn't even hesitate. I'd probably take it out of your hands before you even asked me.

Nick VinZant 43:36

Yeah, if it's a sandwich that's cut in half. And they, if it's already cut in half, if it is already kind of separated in any way, I would have no problem with it. Right? Like, hey, I ate two of these pancakes. But I got another one here. That's untouched. Do you want this? Like, yeah, I'll take that. If it's untouched, if I can segment it in a way that is untouched. I'm completely okay with it.

John Shull 44:00

I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't know about the pancake thought process. But I mean, even if someone gave me like, a burger that I two bites out of it, and I had to cut it, I would cut it I'm fine with that. I have no issue doing that.

Nick VinZant 44:13

The only thing with the burgers you could say well they touched the other part of it. What I mean it people at barbecues and stuff like there's foods is just sitting out there for hours and everybody's okay with that.

John Shull 44:24

I will say this about germs is that I used to not care at all and then the pandemic happened. And now I find myself washing my hands, using you know, antibacterial soap, like actually trying to fend off germs.

Nick VinZant 44:38

You mean like doing what you did actually supposed to be doing your entire life.

John Shull 44:42

But now you know, we're getting sicker. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't you know, whatever it is what it is.

Nick VinZant 44:47

Yeah, it is what it is. Okay. All right. Let's go and do some shout outs.

John Shull 44:50

So some shout outs I was talking about

Nick VinZant 44:53

I would definitely take pizza man. I see people leaving sometimes like a half empty pizza and like that's fucking ridiculous. Give that to them.

John Shull 45:00

Don't worry. I mean, why not just take it home at that point? That's what I don't understand.

Nick VinZant 45:06

Maybe they're on a date. I had a very big discussion once with a friend of mine about he thinks, or he thought I should say that the reason that he didn't get a second date was because he asked for it to go container. Do you think getting food to go on a date? cancels your prospects for getting a second or third or another date with that person? Like if a man gets it to go container? Is he shutting down his date prospects?

John Shull 45:34

I don't think it matters. I don't think I think at that point that the Knights obviously coming to an end. And I think the decisions already been made. I don't think it would matter to the other person. Whether you got it to go or not i If anything, I think it shows a little restraint. Or a little discipline that you're willing to box up food and take it home.

Nick VinZant 45:57

I don't know. I could see it early on in the dating process. I could see getting it to go container early on in dating as a little bit of a he didn't need all his food. He got it to go container. I can see some judgment. I can see it.

John Shull 46:15

I mean, you're talking to the wrong person, though. I'm the I mean, let's not forget I was stood up choice and had to box up to very nice steak dinners, and take home.

Nick VinZant 46:27

Sounds like a good deal to be honest with you.

Brent Brisban 46:30

Paid for all of it.

Nick VinZant 46:33

Oh, they got the dinner and then laughter Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. Well, at least you got well, you technically got both dinners then. Yeah, but everybody really is a win win for you. If you think about it. Once you get past yourself. You're crushing self-confidence,

John Shull 46:49

but everybody knows that. Leftovers are not the same. Like if you get a steak at a steakhouse, the leftover steak the next day is not it's not anywhere near when it was first made.

Nick VinZant 47:02

Yeah, some things you can't really heat back up. I would make an argument that Italian food is generally better the second time around the front, you put it in a slow saucepan, heat it up, I'd I would actually cook spaghetti. Cook it all the way through. Let it cool down. Then reheat it in like a frying pan. It's way better. I'm gonna do that tonight.

John Shull 47:28

Oh, yeah. Well, we are three hours. I was gonna say it's getting kind of late to have dinner but we are three hours apart. So. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's get to what people care about. Here's some shout outs. Let's start off with Landon whole Isaiah Lopes Toby Fenderson. I liked that name Toby. Lot of good Toby's in the world. I feel Val curry. Who I feel like I know but I I'm guessing I don't know. Because I

Nick VinZant 47:58

the name is familiar. You don't know a lot of vowels. Yeah, generally, but I feel like I have heard that name before.

John Shull 48:05

Carter Cummings. Cory Rodriguez. Brendan Murphy. Joe DeRay. Susan Perry. And Rob Moser on Alright, let's see a couple of bloggers. Who would you rather be a part of or have by your side in a in a fight? The Power Rangers or the Mighty Ducks?

Nick VinZant 48:35

The Power Rangers they've got super powers. What are the Mighty Ducks gonna be? They're a bunch of children. They're gonna get their ads.

John Shull 48:43

I'm not gonna lie. The I don't know. The question seemed a lot better when I was writing it down.

Nick VinZant 48:48

Yeah. How many children under the age of okay. Do you think how many children seven and under Do you think that you could fight off? You think you could beat 10 children?

John Shull 49:00

Yes.

Nick VinZant 49:02

But but you don't get to like hit one. And then the rest of them get a message. They learn nothing from what happened to their fellow competitors. Right? Like they don't hold back just because you just rocked Little Timmy.

John Shull 49:15

No, I mean, I think by sheer I mean unless unless they're not going to go down easy. Like

Nick VinZant 49:22

you're talking seven year olds man. Now. Okay, so I have a seven year old boy who if I'm not paying attention, he can get me like if I'm kind of were kind of like paying attention. And I'll usually be like down on my knees in the basement or something like wrestling around with them. If I'm focused on the other one, and he'd like bowl charges me and I don't see it. He can knock me down. So a seven year old is capable of taking you down if you're not if you don't see it coming. I'm saying that that's that's you're talking about a 40 to 50 pound person.

John Shull 49:56

I just feel like 10 It would be doable 20 No Oh,

Nick VinZant 50:00

yeah, I don't think he could do 20 I would say tend to. Yeah.

John Shull 50:04

10 I think I think I could do and if you give me a weapon, not a gun, or something like that, but if you give me like a stick, or a chair, I go up to 15.

Nick VinZant 50:14

But here's the other thing, though, dude, are you really just going to haul off and like deck a seven year old? Yeah, like you're gonna just uppercut some, like six year old kid. Like Mortal Kombat?

John Shull 50:25

Yeah, if they're coming at me.

Nick VinZant 50:28

I don't think you could do that. I don't see you got to you got to factor in the fact that you're not gonna be able to go 100%.

John Shull 50:34

I mean, I'm sitting here thinking like, well, 10 of them. If I choke out the first couple, well, then we're down to seven or six. And then if I punch them out, then now

Nick VinZant 50:44

you're not busy, because you're not going to be able to choke them out, right? Because there's nine other ones going to swarm. Yeah. So you got to be it's got to be like, it's got to be quick hits, you got to take them out fast. Are they gonna put you down? I mean, we got to get violent. And I don't know if you could do that with a child.

John Shull 50:58

But now you're talking about stamina too, which is another thing that I don't think people realize.

Nick VinZant 51:04

I think it actually would be about five I think, unless you were really just gonna like, Be ruthless.

John Shull 51:13

I mean, if I'm in comprised five to 10, if I'm in the if I'm in the field of battle, and they know what they're up against, ensure that all bets are off. Now if I'm like at the school playground or something, and Little Timmy is coming up to me, just the horse around no course I'm not gonna throw him into the side of the school than stomp on his chest,

Nick VinZant 51:35

I would say to maybe provide a little bit of context of this. So I have a seven year old and a four year old. And I'll get a little tired. But that's like containing yourself to make sure that you're not like hurting them. But you they they'll get you. I think five is a lot more than you would think. Think five strong seven year olds are gonna give you a little bit trouble.

John Shull 51:59

You know what, I'll just bust out my cell phone, and then then it's over. All eyes.

Nick VinZant 52:05

Distract them. That's how you do you play YouTube videos. And then that's gonna Yeah, there you go. Let's use your use your stuff. Okay. Well, obviously the answer is like, I would rather have the Power Rangers on my side.

John Shull 52:17

Give me like, I tell you, man, give me Goldberg. The bass brothers. I mean, not worried. Elio esta vez

Nick VinZant 52:24

they're gonna get bashed.

John Shull 52:26

Oh boy. I've always thought though that kind of brings up another point to me is that I've always thought the Power Rangers were a little overblown, little overrated.

Nick VinZant 52:37

It's fictional dude. Right? Like, it's a TV show.

John Shull 52:41

Yeah, but they can be overrated, which they are.

Nick VinZant 52:44

It was a big thing for a moment. It was legitimately big like it never carried into I don't think any of the subsequent seasons. And I don't think it ever carried into any of the 15 different offshoots that they had, but they were a big deal when they came out initially. That first season was That was big was a game changer.

John Shull 53:02

Can you name the original five colors of the Rangers?

Nick VinZant 53:07

Black, Yellow, Blue, Red. Green. And then they also had a white one.

John Shull 53:17

I don't know. I don't know if that's right. I feel like there's a pink ranger in there. Or there is

Nick VinZant 53:21

that's the one I forgot pink. Oh, I forgot the pink one.

John Shull 53:25

Well, anyways, let's just move on. Zero getting coffee. And it's September. You know, early September. How do you feel? If someone in front of you order something pumpkin flavored? In the beginning of September too soon, right time?

Nick VinZant 53:44

Oh, my honest answer is I pay no attention to what other people are doing. If that's what you want to get. That's what you're gonna get. Now, if it looks appetizing, to me, that's the only reason I'm not going to be it's not going to change my choice. It's not going to change how I feel about them. And I'm pretty sure that you can kind of tell what somebody is going to order before they get up there. Right? Like if you're ordering a pumpkin spice latte in the beginning of September, September. I know what you look like.

John Shull 54:10

You want to you want to characterize that?

Nick VinZant 54:12

I don't think that I don't think that I need to go into any details. But if you're ordering a pumpkin spice latte in the beginning of September, I know what you look like. I also know that you probably spent a lot of time looking for Taylor Swift tickets.

John Shull 54:27

Well, you're you're really like putting out two huge fan bases there. I will say this about Taylor Swift and the phenomenon that has become her is I didn't get it. But now my foregoing on five year old, has learned some of her songs and will not stop seeing them. And it's just I mean, she she transcends ages. Like her songs are catchy. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 54:53

I think that they are catchy. But I think that ultimately what Taylor Swift does and what that audience ultimately is, is essentially Silly bringing women back to high school.

John Shull 55:02

I mean, I agree to disagree because I feel like that's what the boyband era is for and was for.

Nick VinZant 55:09

But the boy band is more like teenage girls first attraction. That's the big thing about them. Like those are the first boys, that teenage girls really like?

John Shull 55:20

Well, let's stay in the music beat for a second because, okay, we lost, we lost to two musicians within 24 hours. So obviously we're recording this Monday comes out on Wednesday, so it'll be a couple of days old by then. But we love Jimmy Buffett. And we lost the lead singer of Smash Mouth. All within a couple of days of each other, which I know you were a huge Smash Mouth fan.

Nick VinZant 55:47

What is the big Smash Mouth song? I honestly can't think of it. I mean, I know their music, but I don't know what the song is. So they had

John Shull 55:53

they had the I'm actually looking them up because I know they had the Shrek song. I'm a believer. Oh, okay. They had all star. And then they had to walk in on the sun as well, which I think was their first big hit. So anyways, moving on to Jimmy Buffett, I will say this with all due respect to him, because obviously he's passed now. I never understood nor did I like, like his music, I could care less that he was on a boat and played Island songs and I never cared was not for me.

Nick VinZant 56:33

I don't think it's necessarily about his music as much as it's about the experience that he provided and the feeling that he gave the people of just relaxing, having a good time taking life easy. I think his concerts were a lot of fun. I think that that's basically what it really was. It's kind of like the Grateful Dead in some ways, right? Like the concert is an experience and a lifestyle.

John Shull 56:55

That's fair. That's it's actually a great way to sum it up. Listen, I think there's no better way to honor Mr. Buffett

Nick VinZant 57:04

Oh, our way okay, I see as you go then with the within we then with candle of the month I like how you somehow transition from to posthumous famous musicians in the candle of the mind. As if that's okay. All right. So here's it's time. How do we do the horse? Horse, I can never do the horse.

John Shull 57:32

And that's not bad. That's not bad.

Nick VinZant 57:36

candle of the month, the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again.

John Shull 57:42

Someday we're gonna get that like kind

Nick VinZant 57:44

of bored duck in my teeth.

John Shull 57:46

So this one was actually an accident that I stumbled upon. A coworker of mine gave me this and said that they didn't want it. No, it was on the candles. And I said, Okay, well, I'll take it. And I lit it up about a week ago. And I'm absolutely in love with it until I found out how much it costs. But if you can get over the price tag, what it is, I think you'll enjoy it. So nest New York is the company. The candle is pumpkin Chai classic candle. That's the name of it. Obviously, I went through I don't want to say a cold spell last week here in Michigan, but it was like, you know, 70s During the day got into the low 50s at night. It was like 95 today by the way, that doesn't matter. So I was like you know what, I'm gonna bust out I'm gonna bust out this candle and check it out. See what it's up to. Just amazing. Just there it was fall in my house for a week. And then obviously I'm like well now it's 90 degrees again today we're in the air conditioning. So I'm gonna tone it down a bit but two things I like about this candle which it's a little different for me one it's only the classic. It's only the the it's a two wick but supposedly going to last for 8080 hours 60 to 80 hours to all I don't know about that. I don't know I don't know whether 80 hours.

The other thing is the presentation like the little glass container it's in is really cool. And I'm actually kind of excited. One of the things I actually do is if I have some leftover wax from other candles is that combine the candles and make them into you know, re refurbished candles, whatever you want to call them. So I'm looking for the glass the glass is cool. However, I say all this I looked up the price of the classic which is what I what I have. And it's $48 just for the candle. Oh, so you're probably looking at 60 bucks including shipping, which is a lot. But if you can get over that. It really is a fantastic handle. And like I said I got mine just kind of by accident because the person didn't want it. I would have gladly pay paid for it and I maybe I will in the future for other candles from this company. But yeah, it's it's awesome reminded reminded me a fall you know fake fall until we got back to summer here so

Nick VinZant 1:00:15

so let's just call it a $50 candle. Now how many hours are usually going to like get out of a 50 hour candle what I'm asking you basically is like that's a long burn 80 hours. Is that ultimately worth it though? Like yeah, you're paying a little bit more but you're getting a little bit more to

John Shull 1:00:31

well I mean it's yeah, it's definitely worth it however, I think like even I've become accustomed to a lot of these candle companies, not the ones on Etsy not like the creative candle makers they'll call them but you know, the the companies like Target Bed Bath and Beyond, etc. I know it's hard to keep a straight face. I mean, they have deals, so you can get three for 20 right or you can get you know, 330 whatever. So yeah, but once again, I mean, they say like doing doing a little research on the burn time they say like a three wick can last you up to 100 hours. A luxury, which costs $190 will last $120 Now listen.

Nick VinZant 1:01:18

I knew it. I knew this. I knew this was going to happen eventually.

John Shull 1:01:22

What

Nick VinZant 1:01:24

your snobbery has now gone into the candles. Now. You can't get just did like a three for 20. Now John's not happy unless it's a $50 candle you snobbery has gone into candles.

John Shull 1:01:36

Well, obviously the three weeks or three weeks the luxury is a four wick. The classic is, like I said it's a one or two. It looks like here at least from one of the picture I was looking at from the different candles can also get a votive or bo t which is a smaller version for 20 bucks that has about a 30 hour burn time, which is probably good enough, you know, probably good enough for most people but

Nick VinZant 1:02:03

and this is the time of the show. I would like to remind people that Yes, John has had sex at least twice. He does have two children despite his massive candle knowledge. He has been intimate with a woman before which is I'm not sure they ever have any just did they have any chair? Do they have any candles that are just like one simple thing like, pumpkin, Apple? Or is it all fancy stuff? Is it all just fancy names? I mean, rush.

John Shull 1:02:34

I mean if I mean at this company, everything's pretty fancy. I mean, most of them are fancy, I guess. I mean, like some of the you know you have Moroccan Amber, Autumn plum. You know, amalfi lemon and mint. I mean, that just makes me want to buy it. Just the name alone.

Nick VinZant 1:02:57

Hmm. Did you also hold back a little bit of a vomit burp just a second ago?

John Shull 1:03:03

And has been a pretty fun day in my household. So yes, I am.

Nick VinZant 1:03:06

Hello. Okay. All right. Well, I saw that.

John Shull 1:03:09

I'm holding down barbecue and liquor and beer and I think I'm doing a great job, though.

Nick VinZant 1:03:16

Oh, you had barbecues? You put ketchup on it?

John Shull 1:03:18

No, I did not. This was just basic hamburgers, hot dogs. Which of course why would I put ketchup on?

Nick VinZant 1:03:27

The I don't call bar hamburgers and hot dogs barbecue. Okay, that's not barbecue. You're trying to class things up? I'm not. I am better than hot dogs is not barbecue to cook out. All right. Don't try to class it up and say it's barbecue.

John Shull 1:03:41

What's the difference between a barbecue and a cookout? They're the same thing. If

Nick VinZant 1:03:45

if you don't know I can't explain it to you. All right, anybody? Do it master. Anybody who's a real pitmaster knows the difference. Cook out man. That's just having some fun. You're having some people over. You're having some hamburgers, hot dogs, maybe wings. If you're gonna know a barbecue that's talking about putting a pig in the ground. Maybe you're having some brisket. You're having like some rack of lamb, a shoulder or something like that. I shouldn't have to explain this to you. You're the guy who's supposed to be a barbecue person. You should know these things.

John Shull 1:04:15

It's I think the classification of the Hangout. It doesn't matter to me. It's a barbecue. Wow. Yeah, whatever.

Nick VinZant 1:04:24

I would expect that from a casual fan.

John Shull 1:04:27

I also bought a slip in salary expect that kind of stuff.

Nick VinZant 1:04:30

Did you really did you go on this live inside? No, I was

John Shull 1:04:34

it was a little kid one when I was actually kind of put off by it because it wasn't as the kids loved it, but I was like this doesn't seem like if I was to go on it. I would slide down the end.

Nick VinZant 1:04:47

How much did you pay for?

John Shull 1:04:51

Clearance? I got it for $4

Nick VinZant 1:04:54

Well, no. Yeah, dude, you got a Ford on the slip and slide. What did you think there's gonna launch him into space?

John Shull 1:05:00

It was 75% I mean, it's a decent slip at this from the company that makes slip and slides.

Nick VinZant 1:05:04

Still only $16 If it's 75% off, I think if that math is correct, right, like, what are you expecting?

John Shull 1:05:12

Do you know how many slip insides they sell a year? Okay, they can put them at $16.

Nick VinZant 1:05:18

Yeah, but still, like I'm not really expecting a lot. I would think a slip and slide needs to be in the 50 to $100 range. If you're really like expecting to like go somewhere with it. Just get a tarp. Just get a tarp and hose it down. It's the same thing maybe a little bit more dangerous, but the kids can heal.

John Shull 1:05:37

Well, he's from Kansas.

Nick VinZant 1:05:38

I put him up, man. toughen him up. Right, right. Alright, are you ready for our top five?

John Shull 1:05:43

I'm feeling snacky and a little bit tacky.

Nick VinZant 1:05:48

Okay, our top five is top five snacks. Actually, it's top fives types of snacks, not individual snacks, right? We're not going to go through 20 Different kinds of chips. That can be a different one. We're doing top five types of snacks to number five

John Shull 1:06:03

seeds, like sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, you know, those types of things?

Nick VinZant 1:06:10

No, it's a waste of time. That's a waste the seeds are a waste of everybody's time. Seeds is the thing like Why Why would you eat seeds? Let's not even a snack like Oh, I'm gonna fill up on these pumpkin seeds and 40,000 of them

John Shull 1:06:24

well it's a snack so you're not I'm not trying to get necessarily filled up and you can spend two to three hours snacking on a handful of sunflower Well, I mean some people can't but either way they they're a longevity snack and it's it's not they're not terrible for you. And it's it's good man seeds seeds are super fun like you know if you can properly seed it's a good it's fun.

Nick VinZant 1:06:53

It's too much work right see to me is just like that's the what if are we doing top five worst snacks because there I would agree with seeds on there. Right like number one. You don't get anything out of them and you got to put in way too much effort. It's just a terrible that's a die.

John Shull 1:07:09

Oh can like somebody that has never properly seated a sunflower before?

Nick VinZant 1:07:13

Oh, yeah. See? That's what I'm talking about. That's

John Shull 1:07:19

that did sound snobby. You are correct. You

Nick VinZant 1:07:21

don't even know how to see the sunflower. Right. You know all the lingo but apparently don't know the difference between a barbecue and a cookout.

John Shull 1:07:26

You were right. That sounded snobby. You were right. That was

Nick VinZant 1:07:31

really snobby. It was like a level nine. A nine. That's probably it's pretty. You were pretty high up there. Right? You got a t shirt that's talking about seating you got to sneak seat and convention later. You can go on to your Facebook page that you all have talked about splitting it up the left side of your mouth versus the right side. This whole discussion what's your

John Shull 1:07:49

number five for your face gets

Nick VinZant 1:07:51

cheese puffs. Cheese puffs, keep it with the people. Give me a big tub of cheese puffs, the kind that you can get, like ridiculous at the grocery store for $7.

John Shull 1:08:04

But I think of cheese puffs and chips as the same thing.

Nick VinZant 1:08:09

Well, they're not. Okay. All right. No one would ever be like, Hey, do you have any chips? And you're like, Yeah, and you just bring out cheese puffs. Now you'd like to know I got the puffs, or not chips, the puffs, different thing? Right? If I asked for chips and you bring me popcorn, it's not the same thing. What's your number four.

John Shull 1:08:31

So number four is ice cream.

Nick VinZant 1:08:34

I don't really consider that to be a snack. And if you did consider that to be a snag. It's certainly not number four.

John Shull 1:08:42

Yeah, it's at number four. It's it's I mean, list. Okay, fine. Ice cream. Yogurt, frozen yogurt. I can I mean whatever. frozen treats. I guess maybe it's my number four. But I'm thinking predominantly think of ice cream is a snack. It's dessert. No dessert is a dessert. Ice cream is a snack.

Nick VinZant 1:09:05

How much you weigh now? Well, well, right, let's move on. Ah, my number four. I don't personally really care for these. Right? I don't personally care for it. But I think they have to be acknowledged and that's the impact of mixed nuts. A lot of people like mixed nuts.

John Shull 1:09:30

I mean, that essentially was my number five just without the nuts seeds. This Yeah, they're in mixed nuts.

Nick VinZant 1:09:40

They're not mixed nuts does not usually contain seeds. And if it does, it's not the kind of mixed nuts that I'm buying. Keep those little things out of my mixed nuts. I want big nuts. Only the biggest nuts go in nice mouth.

I only want big nuts in my mouth. If you got little nuts, put them in somebody else's mouth. I want the biggest nuts in my mouth to bagel cashews. Just fill up these cheeks with nuts.

John Shull 1:10:17

Okay, my number three.

Nick VinZant 1:10:20

Oh, that's my number three two is popcorn. I agree. I think that's the appropriate place for popcorn.

John Shull 1:10:26

Kinda with what you said for your nut nut choice. I mean, I don't mind popcorn popcorn is okay. I mean, it deserves to be on a snack list. But I'm kind of, you know, obligatorily putting it in at number I think popcorn

Nick VinZant 1:10:42

and that number three is like exactly where it should be. I have one really good popcorn that I really enjoyed, but it gets stuck in your teeth. And fucking drives me crazy, man. Right.

John Shull 1:10:56

All right, my number two is pizza rolls. Oh god.

Nick VinZant 1:11:01

I do love fucking pizza rolls. Yeah, those are good. Okay, those are good. I got nothing bad to say against pizza rolls. From for no problem with pizza. All right. My my number two is chips.

John Shull 1:11:13

Okay, my. I actually don't have chips on my top five.

Nick VinZant 1:11:18

You don't have chips on your top five snacks.

John Shull 1:11:23

I don't and I think that just because I don't eat a lot of chips. I mean, I do like chips. But when I when I eat them, it's usually with a barbecue.

Nick VinZant 1:11:33

Okay. Are you sure you're having a cookout?

John Shull 1:11:38

I have them at a cookout, slash barbecue slash hanging out whatever you want to call it. My number one are like snack crackers like cheese. It's Triscuits I don't know what the proper term is for them. Maggots crack. I'm

Nick VinZant 1:11:54

not gonna put but that we I'm not gonna put like Wheat Thin or Triscuit in there at all. Like, those aren't necessarily very good. Cheese. It is so good. Really a chip. But I know it's technically a cracker, but it's more like chip based. It's

John Shull 1:12:08

it's a cracker man. It's an oven baked crap. But

Nick VinZant 1:12:11

I don't think of cheese. It's the same way that I think of Triscuits if somebody's like, Hey, do you Would you like some cheese? It's like, yeah, of course. And they come back with Triscuits or Wheat Thins and be like, this isn't the same thing.

John Shull 1:12:25

I mean, like I also not that I put this in number one for this reason, but like Oreos could be considered a cracker. I think that because there's two sides.

Nick VinZant 1:12:34

Dude. Come on. Now. There's two sides to every cracker cookie. There's two sides to everything ship has to get here and it's a cookie. It's a cookie. Definitely. My number one is trail mix. I love trail. chocolate in there, man. Especially if you go like m&ms trail mix.

John Shull 1:12:52

The only problem that I have with a trail mix is kind of like your thing with the nuts. Is is the nuts take over. And all you want really is the m&ms or the chocolate or the raisins or the Craisins. And you get more nuts than you do anything else. Some

Nick VinZant 1:13:09

good trail mix, man. You've got to find better trail mix. It's a more proportionate mix. Like you're getting too much trail not enough mix.

John Shull 1:13:17

Tell Costco to up their game.

Nick VinZant 1:13:19

Oh yeah, you gotta get better stuff then man go to like a grocery store. Just look at one. How are you buying $70 candles, but you won't like pay an extra dollar for good trail mix.

John Shull 1:13:34

That's how I can afford well. Those candles is because I save a buck here there and eat McDonald's. Your wife

Nick VinZant 1:13:41

ever had to be like, John, we got to cut back on candles this week. And you're like No. Only like she's like it's part of the budget. Is it in the budget? Is candles? And is there a line for candles in the monthly show budget?

John Shull 1:13:57

No, no, there was only one time where she questioned me and it was right after we started doing the segment on the regular and I went a little nuts and I bought like nine or 10 candles from about six different companies. And they all arrived within like three days of each other and she was like, Are you getting paid for this? Like what's happening here? I was like, No, I just I just love

Nick VinZant 1:14:19

cannabis like two or $300 with the candles.

John Shull 1:14:23

A lot of candles just

Unknown Speaker 1:14:25

like you're doing

John Shull 1:14:30

let's see what Yeah, I actually have a lot of beef jerky.

Nick VinZant 1:14:36

I go back and forth on beef jerky. I don't think it's a top 10 Snack personally, but I do I'll eat it

John Shull 1:14:44

this is probably under candy but I felt like candy was so broad. So I put gummy bears down.

Nick VinZant 1:14:51

Yeah, do you that's a candy.

John Shull 1:14:53

Yeah, but like, I don't know,

Nick VinZant 1:14:57

candy. Did anybody actually want

John Shull 1:15:00

granola bars, fruit,

Nick VinZant 1:15:03

I can do granola. Now granola can be a good one.

John Shull 1:15:07

My personal favorite out of all of these decisions however, I knew you were going to argue if it was a snack or not, and I didn't want to fight you on it or try to debate you and that is charcuterie.

Nick VinZant 1:15:22

I don't actually know what that is. Is that meats and cheeses? Yes, if it's charcuterie, right, like if it's got its own label, just like with ice cream, it's ice cream. It's not a snack. Right? Like chips or snack?

John Shull 1:15:35

Nuts or snack? salty nuts more salty.

Nick VinZant 1:15:38

Ah, lick them. I'd lick those nuts if I could. If I can't eat it, I'll just lick them. Ah, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps us out and let us know what you think are some of the best snacks. Trail mix is my jam, man. I've whoo hoo. I mean, I could I could. I could go through a giant bag of that a day. If you know health would allow it. Ah, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really does help us out. Doesn't have to be some big thing. Just a couple of quick words and let us know what you think are the best snacks. i MAN i would i would go through a bag of trail mix a day, if not two or three. If I could. I don't understand why John thinks ice cream is a snack like ice cream is not a snack.

Luxury Watch Wholesaler Moshe Haimoff

Moshe Haimoff is known as the Watch King of New York City. He travels the world buying and selling luxury watches worth millions of dollars. We talk watch wholesaling, how to spot a counterfeit watch and why watches are soaring in value. Then, we countdown a special “wet” Top 5.

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Top 5: 40:13

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Interview with Moshie Haimoff - The Watch King of New York City

Nick VinZant 0:00

Hi welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode watches and water.

Moshe Haimoff 0:20

That's what I did shifted my business one day I just left the diamond business directly to watch. They got really good and making knockoff really, really good but there's always at one thing that they can't get right, Patek 6300 G Tube point 1 million I bought it back then today it's worth like 3.5

Nick VinZant 0:43

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance to subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. If you're a new listener, welcome to the show. If you're a longtime listener, thank you so much for all of your support. So our first guest is the watch king of New York City. This is Watch wholesaler Marcia Haim off, how did you become the watch King, what got you into watches

Moshe Haimoff 1:13

I was doing was doing diamonds for many years hadn't had I had an infatuation for watches, like collecting them buying them. And then about 13 years ago, had an opportunity to buy a watch on eBay and flip it and buy it again and flip it and then I left the diamond business went straight into watches and started doing it full time ever since.

Nick VinZant 1:40

So that's really how you got started just flipping watches on eBay,

Moshe Haimoff 1:43

I was buying them off eBay for myself and flipping them for a profit. So that's what I saw. I was I would so basically what my main business was before watches was, I used to go to India every month buy diamonds, and sell them to wholesale to retailers. But I'm the wholesaler so I would sell them and then wait 60 days to get paid. And then I saw the watch business next to our watches as a hobby, you know, go on eBay, buy a watch, I liked it, somebody offered me a couple of dollars profit, I would sell it. And I saw that it was cod we call it in our business, which is you get paid on delivery, cash on delivery, it's not really cash. It's usually wire or whatever. But that's what's called cod. That's our term. So I saw as a better opportunity to get my money right away and keep on rotating on a small margin then go to the diamond business where I had to wait 60 days to get paid from the vendor. That's what I did. I shifted my business one day, I just left the diamond business directly to watch.

Nick VinZant 2:45

So like when you talk about margins, right, like you're buying a watch for this much. You're selling a watch for this much are you are we talking kind of nickel and dimes dollars and cents? Are you talking like I'm buying this for 100? I'm selling it for a

Moshe Haimoff 2:59

knockout. So you buy for 1000 the seller for 1100. So I can buy a watch, let's say a submariner for 12,000 seller for 12,500. But it's instant Bracy if you make five to 7% It's

Nick VinZant 3:15

Wow, that seems like an intense business.

Moshe Haimoff 3:18

Intense, but it's amazing. They say he get a rush. It's like a it's like a gambler, you know, always chasing that 21.

Nick VinZant 3:27

So like then, like how many watches are you buying and selling a day, a week, a month

Moshe Haimoff 3:33

between three to 500 a month. So I travel overseas every two weeks. I buy my merchandise there come back to America unloaded to all of the retailers

Nick VinZant 3:44

and go back and forth. Where are you generally getting them from?

Moshe Haimoff 3:47

Middle East China? That's mostly my main two locations.

Nick VinZant 3:55

So then what's it like getting on a plane with like, 500? No,

Moshe Haimoff 3:57

we don't do that we ship them. So we ship them via brakes Ferrari because we gotta be customs, right? So we ship them through, like you know those armored trucks. So via brakes, let's see Malcolm me, which are used mostly or breaks, we ship them. And then it goes to customs, we pay customs they will lease the package to us. And that's how we get we never traveled any merchandise. First of all dangerous Second of all, I can travel into customs and they could see it. But it's a long process. You got to go to the CBP and you gotta go see a special agent it could take two three hours. So I just ship them literally takes by ship on Friday. I'll get him Monday.

Nick VinZant 4:38

Is it a lot of work all the time? Or is it something that you ultimately just kind of get used to the hustle, it's

Moshe Haimoff 4:44

mental mental stress, right? Every business has stress some have physical labor, some mental labor, so our brains are constantly working. So 24 hours a day I can be sleeping but my bed is gonna work and my phone was always next to me so I don't miss a deal right so guy bothers me what a while I'll wake up answer. Go back to sleep and wait for the buzz.

Nick VinZant 5:04

What is it about watches? What do you like about them so much.

Moshe Haimoff 5:07

So as men, we don't have girls have their bags, right? Their bag, their diamond rings and their jewelry. We don't have much our hobbies, our cars and watches. Basically it's a status. The watch you wear as the status

Nick VinZant 5:21

of a person. That's true. Now were you a collector before you got into the business? Yeah, not really

Moshe Haimoff 5:26

a real collect, I was more of like a, like a hobby seller buy a gold watch or buy a steel watch some certain type of model and whatever. Wherever for a couple of weeks. Somebody would like it. Offer me providence. That's what I will do.

Nick VinZant 5:42

Are there a lot of people that are doing this? Oh, yeah. All right. You want to

Moshe Haimoff 5:45

come to 40 cemetery diamond district in New York. Everybody's buys and sells watches but very few do wholesale what I do I travel overseas, come back, unload and go back again.

Nick VinZant 5:55

So who are you mainly selling them to? Are you selling them to read retail outlets? Like,

Moshe Haimoff 5:59

no, I sell, I sell jewelry stores?

Nick VinZant 6:02

How come you don't sell that?

Moshe Haimoff 6:03

I'm starting that right now. So we have a big presence online via Chrono 24, which we started COVID. And we do a lot of like online and direct to consumer, but it's it's more of a relationship. When you sell to a consumer to a customer, it's like a marriage. You know, so it's, I'm finally up. till about a year ago, I was a one man operation. Two is all my own. Now I have like a whole team. And we have to be now we opened three retail locations on 14th century, we have one in Hong Kong, and we have another one in the Middle East and Dubai. One in Miami, one in LA. So we're we finally branched out retail. I have people working so I can still do the travel. So now what we do is we try to give the retailer a wholesale price.

Nick VinZant 6:55

And selling like three or four, three to 500 watches a month. That's enough for three separate that's just a

Moshe Haimoff 7:01

wholesale department. Then we have a whole retail department which we sell more on there.

Nick VinZant 7:05

When you kind of go to buy a watch, like what are you looking for? How do you know, which is the ones that are going to sell? How do you know what what are the good ones? That kind of stuff?

Moshe Haimoff 7:13

Very, very good question. So each each country has its own market. So for example, the Arabs can't wear gold and allowed to wear gold. So we buy the gold from there like the gold president the Rolex is. So that's our market. Asians like the Sport models like the submariners and the Pepsi's and the Batman's as their market. Our market we're big Americans are a little bigger Bill bigger, so they like 41 like big watches. 41 millimeter, 42 millimeter 44 millimeter. So you already know, what are you buying? Which watch goes where?

Nick VinZant 7:51

And it's pretty standard right there. Right? Like they don't really deviate too much from the past? No,

Moshe Haimoff 7:56

very few you'll have a guy or a gal come and ask for something you haven't heard like a year but it's very, very rare.

Nick VinZant 8:03

Now when we get to it right? When are these? I'll just use this word. I don't know if this is the right word, but are these knockoffs? Are these the

Moshe Haimoff 8:10

100% legit?

Nick VinZant 8:13

The 100 How do you kind of make sure that

Moshe Haimoff 8:15

you can tell by feeling it? The way it is different? The look is different. You know, they got really good and making knockoffs. Really, really good. But it's always at one thing that they can get right. But I've been three times I've been I bought some legit. dealers that didn't even know there was knockoff. But of course, how it works is that if you buy from somebody, you know they take responsibility. So if something happens to the law, that it's a knockoff, I go back to him. And he refunded me my money. How did you find out that it was so I have a service center up here. We do polishing services, everything. So I when I bought it, I bought it back home and I told my guy to help my watchmaker to open it. So you open the watch, he told me the watch is a knockoff because when you buy there, it's like going to a grocery store, right? Just pick and choose where you want. You pay for it because it's reputable dealer. So you know tomorrow the problem if you can always go back to a solid good guy, you met one time and he's gone. People you constantly do business with so you just pick and pick and pick, pick, pick and choose. Put in a bag, ship it. And then when you come home, you figure out what the stakes are what you made or where you didn't make

Nick VinZant 9:29

it when you have kind of one that's maybe a knock off or isn't working. Right, right. And it's like, do you chalk it up to the kind of that's all right, that's the cost of doing business like that's going to happen when you're in this business, or is it kind of like a big deal in the industry like people are you you've broken an unwritten rule?

Moshe Haimoff 9:45

So very good question. Sometimes people don't know they're selling knockoffs. People think it's real they buy from a client. You know, they don't have a watchmaker on hand. The watch looks okay to the naked eye. Right? Because what makes it real, you got to check the movie Another watch. But so they don't know. That's why it's very important you buy a watch from somebody reputable who's going to take responsibility if something goes wrong,

Nick VinZant 10:09

when you look at watches this kind of a whole, are they more popular now than they were a few years ago? Are they rising in popularity going down about the same? Where do you think watches are in popularity right now,

Moshe Haimoff 10:21

they're huge right now. So let's say 70 years ago, you can go to roloc store and they will beg you to buy their merchandise for 30% of retail Submariner, let's say Beatles, 9800, they'll tell you take it for seven grand. Today, they're gonna put you on a waiting list. And you have to buy X, Y, Z in order to get that Submariner at retail, he can't even get a discount. Now the consumer doesn't he's smart to watch it's worth $5,000 overreach on the gray market and sell it to me, then I'll sell it to another guy. So the demand is in seen right now.

Nick VinZant 10:56

Why do you think that is like what changed?

Moshe Haimoff 10:59

I guess people have more money. I think supply and demand I think because it's harder the Rolex became smart like you know, when you go to her MS, they make you wait on line to get in to spend five grand Could you ever imagine you gotta wait online to spend $5,000 at a store, they should open the red carpet give you champagne, you know beg you to come in but no, wait a line, wait your turn. What a Chanel they ask you to get an appointment. So Rolex is doing the cutting out. A lot of mom and pop stores which there are authorized dealers, and leaving it as boutique only. So it's very hard to get a watch. This guest ceramic Daytona, we tell it's $14,000. In our market, it's double the retail price.

Nick VinZant 11:43

So are on most of them are on most of the watches that you're buying and selling Are you making, you know, single digit percentage points, like five to 10 Are there some were like, I can mark this up 50%.

Moshe Haimoff 11:54

If I buy a watch, like you mark it up 100% Rolex won't sell to me, I'm banned from every Rolex store. So if I come in with my ID, they'll say no, because they know I'm a gray market seller. So they won't sell to me saying that the higher the watch value is, the margins will climb a little more. But let's see the wash is 100 grand. If you make 10 grand, you're happy. Sometimes you'll you'll buy a watch for 100 grand it sold for 105,000. That's okay. You get money right away, even 100 somebody comes to me says here's 103 for this watch. Give it to me right now. You're getting money right away, I will sell it even though I'm making 3%. But my money comes back into me so I can play with the money.

Nick VinZant 12:31

But is it? Is it a system where people who are maybe in it? Like if you have a slow month, can the whole thing collapse?

Moshe Haimoff 12:40

doesn't collapse because you're doing it the right way? Right. It's like a car. It became a commodity these watches. I know it's a luxury. It makes no sense. But there were there was a time last year doing COVID Where we went COVID the market went up like crazy. And the watch has dropped by 60% in a matter of two months. You hold on tight. You take your losses and you move on. By now it's summer season, it's slow. June, July, August, September slow. What do you mean slow? To July, August, sorry, slow means that there's not as much action because now September is coming. It's holiday season and it's Valentine's Day, then there's tax season. But then after tax season, May time everybody's in camp vacation. It's kind of slow, but people still buying it just not as much as

Nick VinZant 13:32

that's, you know, pretty much some of the basic questions that we had. Are you ready for some hardware slash listener submitting Of course, Best Value brand worst value brand?

Moshe Haimoff 13:44

Rolex is the best value brand. The word value brand. You mean resale value?

Nick VinZant 13:51

Yeah, I would say just in terms of somebody's gonna buy it right. Like I'm looking to get a watch what's probably like, you know, I don't know anything about watches. I only know a little bit about cars, but like, you know, maybe you don't really want to go with a Pontiac.

Moshe Haimoff 14:04

Well, Rolex is the best value for your money. So it's Rolex EP, Patek. RM is like the Lamborghini of watches is Richard mill. That's a Lamborghini watching protec is like the Ferrari, and you have AP Rolex. Then you have the watches that you get good value for your money, but you can never sell them. Unfortunately, I'm gonna say that I don't want to but it's like Yeager Breitling do blow beautiful arches. Tannerite cheap watches for the money for four granite panoramic, get a beautiful watch versus someone wears that watch and the expandable beautiful panorama is four or 5000 Rolex or four or 5000 you get an old ladies D just but unfortunately there's no resale value on the panorama or the you blow or the Breitling like the reason. Basically you will get a discount 30 or 35% off the roll if you have to. Be over retail right there it shows you the difference between the two brands

Nick VinZant 15:03

is that just because one's just more in demand and the other one like it's maybe not a better quality it's just like people want rice

Moshe Haimoff 15:11

I don't think it's a better quality I think it's more in demand I think it's more in demand people want Rolex more it's like a thing of status right?

Nick VinZant 15:19

Which an underrated brand like a one that you would say like, oh, people don't really know about this yet.

Moshe Haimoff 15:23

No, people know about it. I think it's as beautiful watches as you blog. I think it's very underrated. I don't know why. It's not popping off like you but looks like EP just a different name. You can have the same watch in the you blow. But if it's an AP, it's 400 grand. And if it's you blow it's 15,000 just for the name on the watch looks exactly the same. For the money. Like, if you buy a $15,000 rose gold, you blow and then Rolex 15 grand, you can barely buy an older Submariner, which is stainless steel.

Nick VinZant 15:57

What's the most expensive watch you've ever bought?

Moshe Haimoff 16:00

Patek 6300 G 2.1 million I bought it back then. Today it's worth like 3.5

Nick VinZant 16:10

Do you remember it? Do you remember what you sold it for? 2.8 That's a nice 500 grand right 700

Moshe Haimoff 16:16

We were two partners. Yeah, I bought it in 2007 2018

Nick VinZant 16:22

What's that like? Drop in two point something million on a watch.

Moshe Haimoff 16:26

I feel accomplished you can say it's fulfilling it's exciting excited because it's a gamble it's a rush you don't know if you're gonna sell it how much you're gonna sell it for right now. It's a lot of money in the watch. Tomorrow the market drops What are you gonna do? How fast can you get out of it right so before I buy something I have in mind certain buyers who are going to buy it and then I have my outfits in case they don't buy it if I dump it how much am I going to lose

Nick VinZant 16:52

two watches I would you say that like you know cars like tend to depreciate in value right like do watches generally as a whole tend to appreciate No it's

Moshe Haimoff 17:01

it's it's it's it won't depreciate as much as a car because Washington has have valued sentimental value some habit from father to son some habit. Some habit as a gift some habits people like it more I'm saying that. The past three years it went up now now to study but the biowatch 400 Granny homes 30,000 selling you like your solar car. Right? You buy a car for 100 grand you want to start a new leader okay, you get 70,000 65,000 a lot you buy for 100 grand your word. If you bought at the right time, either you're gonna make a couple 1000 or you lose a couple of dollars. But it's not like a huge reframe. Unless it was COVID people bought watches for 900,003 There were 250 There's one large RM 65 Or one like it came out it traded for 900 grand today I wouldn't buy for 300 people bought it for 900,000 That's a hair but that's during COVID Now it's everything is stable. So everything sells everything sells everything. So basically buy Rolex today for 20,000 you can sell it tomorrow for 22 If you buy it right, what's your personal favorite one? RM 11 rosegold I actually have it I have it downstairs if you guys want to see it. What do

Nick VinZant 18:21

you think is kind of what do you think is the next big thing in washers? What do you see coming?

Moshe Haimoff 18:25

A woman wearing men's sizes? I see a lot of woman wearing 41 millimeters 40 millimeters a lot of them he started wearing bigger watches how come What do you think that was trend now that's the trend woman one like they were a lot of gold but bigger ones back then these to have the 26 millimeter small ones for ladies very dainty. So we still have those demos and you have the ones who want to have the bigger like flashier look so they have the 4041 millimeters 39 millimeter and AP 38 millimeter and VP see that a woman wearing bigger sizes now.

Nick VinZant 19:00

Do you see another country is kind of becoming an emerging market either for selling or buying

Moshe Haimoff 19:07

Hong Kong in China? China actually China is the the daddy of the watch business as you can see. They control

Nick VinZant 19:18

the market because of demand or because of supply oh it's country without

Moshe Haimoff 19:23

on how many billion people they all love everybody in China where's the rowlock from the guy who the street vendor to the CEO of a company they all wear Rolexes when I was there every time I go there anybody everybody and anybody girl guy doesn't matter the overalls. That's like the number one thing

Nick VinZant 19:43

that's crazy that it's such a luxury here and there. It's like a cast exactly

Moshe Haimoff 19:47

was exactly what you just said it's a Casio for them. Everybody it's something I never saw in my life. And they were only still watching

Nick VinZant 19:56

is one type more popular the other like if it's steel versus Over verse.

Moshe Haimoff 20:01

So the steel to toe their steel, there's two tone roles to turn yellow, yellow gold, rose gold, platinum white gold. Which one's kind of a big deal. China likes a steel Sport models, which is like Submariner GMTs. Milgauss is whatever. Americans like the dangers that they did, which are the rose gold, yellow gold, platinum. Then they have the Wall Street people like to protect the lead the steel wants. So basically Wall Street people are not flashy. So they'll wear a white gold watch or a steel watch. It's worth a lot of money. So why go platinum is, you know, it's like driving a turbos, right? You're a car guy. For me, I had that car. It's the best kind of job in my life. The exotic 911 Turbo as I think puts a Lamborghini to shame a Ferrari. But people look at it think it's a Carrera, but it's not as turbo as so if you know, you know, that's Wall Street. They were platinum was 450,000. But to the eye it looks like it's stainless steel watch.

Nick VinZant 21:00

Yeah, that's the thing when you really got money. You don't show it. Except for the people who really know that it's

Moshe Haimoff 21:07

exact. That's what platinum and why gold is for. Then you have the rappers who wear the gold watches the blinged out watches the whole diamond encrusted will take a $300,000 watch. I sit down with 30 carats of diamonds which make the watch laters worth nothing but they do it anyway because they don't care. They don't do it on steel. They do it on gold.

Nick VinZant 21:27

Who do What celebrity do you think has the best watch game?

Moshe Haimoff 21:30

They all do? Drake as nice collect JC JC has the reverse of the railroad Patrick's and Rolex is an apt I've ever seen. And a good friend of mine sells to him very, very good friend of mine. He sells to all these watches. And it's amazing what he buys. Amazing. He has a watch. It's worth 2 million if an RM is worth three, 4 million. He has a protective for three, 4 million. But it's rare. It's like now like everybody has it. You won't see and you won't see by many.

Nick VinZant 22:03

What's your best negotiating tip.

Moshe Haimoff 22:07

My best negotiating tip. Never give you never offer. Never give somebody an offer on their on their watch. For example. If you come to me and say I have this Submariner, how much would you pay, I'll never give you an offer. Because that's negotiating gets myself. Let's say you want $5,000 For the watch. But it's worth seven. So me, I'll give you six. But let's say you want five. So I'm negotiating basically shooting myself in the leg, because I can get it for cheaper. So what I do is I ask you for your price first. And then from there we negotiate.

Nick VinZant 22:45

Silence is the best negotiation favorite. My

Moshe Haimoff 22:48

favorite slogan is your watch your price. Come to me to sell. It's your watch your price. Don't ask me what I would pay.

Nick VinZant 22:54

Like how much okay, but if you're kind of haggling over prices to use a word that my mother loved, like, how much negotiation generally is taking place? Right? Are you sitting there going back and forth for like, ever? Or is it just like 200 302 50? Done Right? Or how does the least

Moshe Haimoff 23:11

liberal points buy us? That's our that's what I do. I flip points, his price, my price, if we're close, let's say we're 1000 miles apart. Let's see you a 112. I want I want to be loving, and we can't get to common grounds. I said, Listen, we can do either 10 Five, or whatever. 11 Five, or we flip 11 and 12. What do you want to do? Most 80% of people will flip 20% Well just take the middle ground. Me I would always flip if I had the choice. It's fun to use more action. It's more exciting.

Nick VinZant 23:45

But when you get to that kind of price negotiation, right. Like, are you generally in a circumstance where you're getting like, okay, this person is getting screwed? This person's getting a great deal, or is it kind of like everybody's fine at the end of the day? Does that make sense? Right? Like, are you when you do a negotiation? Is it usually like, Man, I really got that guy. Or he really got me or is it kind of like, yeah, that's a pretty good price for that. Like, do you ultimately feel like you get to about where it's about what's

Moshe Haimoff 24:16

basically it's a balance, right? So a person who's selling you a watch knows what he has. He did the research online, he knows what it's worth to value will come to me and say I saw it online for this price. But that itself, no. So that means it's not worth that price. That's my upper hand because every time they say they saw a watch for 15,000 I said it is still online for sale yet. That means it's not the price. You know, but they know what they have is they know what it's worth. He did their homework. So you can never get it. Like yes, I got him because they do their homework before they come. So this city, it's a win win for both. He gets out of his watch. I get to watch it. I want to buy this. He's who was the coin toss of the price.

Nick VinZant 24:58

So the last time that I shared with me was like 1.2 million followers on Instagram and across different social media platforms and even surprised that people have been so interested in this

Moshe Haimoff 25:09

very so what happened was I used people saw I'm a wholesaler flipper used to come to videos by me buying watches for me all the time and everywhere I wanted to like you. Oh, I saw you on this guy. I saw you here. I saw you there. I saw you here. So you there. Say no, let me show people now what I do. works from my side.

Nick VinZant 25:28

Since you've kind of cuz you've kind of used the word like risen to popularity, right? Have you seen more people kind of trying to get into the game see more

Moshe Haimoff 25:36

people coming to buy? I see more retailers like customers coming to buy from me directly. I've seen young kids coming. I tried to help them all. Yesterday, I had a 12 year old kid by me. He came I helped him a little bit. The other day I had another kid what was 14 year old kid trying to sell me was this new, up and coming like hustlers, which is good. So we're not all cut for school. Like I'm not educated. I didn't finish high school. Let's just jump right into this. So I grew up in Hasidic household. No Hasidic. I'm not sure what that you know, Hasidic Jews.

Nick VinZant 26:08

I can't I can never. I don't I'm not sure I get it confused with something else. I hope

Moshe Haimoff 26:15

no, not at all. So Hasidic Jews are the ones with the curls and the shaved heads with. So my father, we grew up very, very orthodox Jews, like ultra orthodox. I left that cult 13 years ago. So we did I had no, I had no I had no life. And no, nothing. I didn't know what to do. I can't afford some issues, somebody offered me a job. And then my friend Gabby, who taught me this whole business on the go, like 1516 years ago. But after I was 22 years old, taught me everything from scratch to whatever I know today. So that's when I left the call. Then I got this job and slowly still, I build my way to where I am today.

Nick VinZant 27:00

Where do you think the future takes you?

Moshe Haimoff 27:01

Only God knows.

Nick VinZant 27:03

That's pretty much all the questions I guys or anything that you think that we missed her. Kind of how can people find out more about you,

Moshe Haimoff 27:10

they can follow us on Tik Tok and Instagram at the watch King NYC. Come by to flip a coin. Anytime.

Nick VinZant 27:19

I want to thank Marcia so much for joining us if you want to connect with him. We have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on tik, Tok, Instagram and YouTube. And we've also included his information in the episode description. If you want to see some of these watches. The YouTube version of this interview will be live on August 31. At 4:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of this show. Where in the alphabet, do you start to get confused about alphabetical order? Like where how far along can you get before you start getting confused as to which letter comes first?

John Shull 28:05

Like I immediately want to say, you know, like when you get to l and you have to go through elemeno. But then um, I usually don't stumble on that it's usually when I get past Oh start to get on to p q r s like that's usually where I or u and w, a lot of times I'm like, what comes first? What comes last?

Nick VinZant 28:27

I stumble right around the J area like H i and then I get J K L confused like wait, which ones comes first J K or L? And then I get confused again around the RS T area. Then you got to do like ABCD EFG. And

John Shull 28:45

this brings up a good question that I have for you actually, okay. I don't know how you do this. Like I've said, we don't rehearse this. So when you bring these things up, it's like you're reading my brain. I was having a conversation with my wife actually, about sobriety tests if you get pulled over. And she said there's no way that she could walk in a straight line or say the alphabet backwards under pressure. And I said, I'm pretty sure I could do the alphabet. I could probably walk a straight line to but I'm 100% sure I could probably recite the alphabet. You know, whether or not I was drunk or not. You could do it backwards. I'm, I'm pretty sure once again, I think I would maybe stumble on like u and v. But I'm pretty sure I could do it.

Nick VinZant 29:31

Okay, well, let's establish a reasonable amount of time for you to be able to do this.

John Shull 29:35

Well, no, they don't. I don't believe the police officers give you I mean, if it takes you an hour, I mean, it's not going to take me an hour. I'll try it fast. If you're gonna put me on the spot

Nick VinZant 29:46

or you're looking around, don't be looking at your phone. Okay, I think that you should be able to Okay, establish. Let's establish this as a baseline. I'm going to do it forward fairly quickly. So starting now A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L M N, O, P, Q, R s, t, u, v, w x, y and z, seven seconds. So that's seven seconds. So I think that you should be able to do it backwards within 45 seconds.

John Shull 30:14

Oh, no way. I will. I'll stumble. I'll try it. But I will i am going to stumble. And unless I can correct my stumbles. There's no way that I, I don't

Nick VinZant 30:24

know if you got to do it. Like you kind of know it, right? Like, you can't be going ABCD you know, I T and then do it all again until you get to the next one. And then like, do it like that? Like, you've got to? You can't do it through process of elimination. You've got to kind of like flow through it a little bit.

John Shull 30:43

I'll try. I don't know if I can do it in 45 seconds.

Nick VinZant 30:47

Okay, ready? Sure. If you get the first one wrong, and you're screwed. I honestly don't even I can't even right now. Say z and then whatever the next reverse alphabetical order. I don't even know what the next one is. Is it? W?

John Shull 31:00

I mean, don't give it away. Let's see. Let's see. Like, no,

Nick VinZant 31:03

it's not. Okay, ready? Go. Z.

John Shull 31:07

You had a false start there.

Nick VinZant 31:10

I did have a false. Okay. Well, that clock still running. Alright, we'll restart it because I think I can do that. Now. It's can't clock still running? What's the clock starts?

John Shull 31:17

W UVTSRPO. and M L. See, this is tough. K.

Nick VinZant 31:34

J Now you're doing it that way? She Yeah.

John Shull 31:37

See? That's yeah, but it's tough. Like if I had some time to think about it, I might have been able to get it right.

Nick VinZant 31:43

Yeah. I don't know. You messed up. I think you mix I think you missed an axe er, and you?

John Shull 31:49

Well, first off, you gave me a false start. And then you told me the clock was still Oh, it's my

Nick VinZant 31:53

fault. It's my fault. The false start is what screwed the whole thing up. So then if we didn't have a false start, you would have done it perfectly. Sounds like excuses.

John Shull 32:01

I'm just saying, getting back to the original question. I don't think I need reIated I stand no chance. But if I get pulled over sober and they asked me to do that, I'm still probably not passing it. Okay, let's just do a shout out. All right. I don't know what drew the females to our podcast last week? Certainly

Nick VinZant 32:20

not.

John Shull 32:22

Certainly not. I mean, I still look translucent, even though I've literally been in the sun. A lot.

Nick VinZant 32:29

Does it surprise you that a woman could be attracted to you in any way?

John Shull 32:34

No, because I, I think women are attracted, especially at our age, they're attracted to confidence and, you know, things that aren't necessarily maybe, you know, like dad bots, like they're attracted to Dad bots that are our age, and I'm okay with that.

Nick VinZant 32:53

Ultimately, I guess the question is, do you feel like your wife settled for you?

John Shull 32:58

Absolutely. I don't know. Well, how she stayed with me.

Nick VinZant 33:02

Yeah, I felt I kind of feel like, I feel like I was kind of like I was the last best option like, well, this is the best this is gonna get. So I better go ahead and just go ahead with that one.

John Shull 33:12

To be fair, my wife could have just left me in Florida. Or let me move out of Florida. She did not have to come to Michigan back to Michigan with me. Oh,

Nick VinZant 33:20

she moved with you. Yeah, my wife moved with me too. Yeah, she's surprising she could have stayed there. But anyway, okay. All right. Let's maybe we're

John Shull 33:27

actually catches and we just don't give herself enough enough credit. Anyways, in saying that we had a significant amount of new, actual female followers this week. So whatever you did, fantastic. So many of them are featured here. So we'll start with Mary Gatewood. Donald Darcy, obviously, not a female but still. Jamie Sweezy. Kathy Mon. Alexandra Hinds. Laura Newman. Catherine Madox? I like that Latin Emoto a first name or last name? Maddox. Maddox. Maddox. Yeah, like it.

Nick VinZant 34:06

I know I don't mind the first name Maddie.

John Shull 34:08

Maddie. Maddie is okay, Matt. You know, Matt is Vi Yeah. Maddie Maddox, Maddox.

Nick VinZant 34:15

Whatever mathematics. Carrie Marie Maddix,

John Shull 34:18

Carrie Stafford, Lisa runC. And Lou FIDIC. Y'all get the shout outs of the week.

Nick VinZant 34:28

It was Lou is Lou a woman or a man? Be Luis

John Shull 34:32

a man. Nope. It's a man. Okay, all right. All right. So while we're going back to some bangers for you, okay, because apparently, people liked these and I, at least the people that listen that I know wanted to know where they were. So I said, Fine. We'll bring them back.

Nick VinZant 34:47

I was wondering how long it was gonna take for factor fiction to run its course.

John Shull 34:52

Well, it's you know, when when you literally go against everything I say even though I'm proving that it's a factor if you're

Nick VinZant 34:59

not even But you're not there was the execution was not great, right? But the execution was right. Because you would say is 500? Like, do they eat 500? Do they eat half a million? And I would say no. And then you would say they eat 450? Well, 450 isn't 500 So like the equity was all over the place.

John Shull 35:19

Go back. I don't know. Hola last two months worth of episodes if you want to see what Nick's talking about, but for now, when you find yourself in this situation, what is the worst kind of person? In your opinion to be stuck in a in a room with will say for two hours? With no air conditioning? The No at all? Who keeps talking about themselves that are narcissistic, or a person who will just not stop talking about anything and everything. I like a person who you sit next to on an airplane that just won't shut the hell up.

Nick VinZant 35:58

I have reached an age I don't know when it exactly happened. Maybe when I pounced past 35 where I just want silence. I just want silence in my life. I'm not are you a nervous talker though?

John Shull 36:12

I don't think so. Actually, I think I'm actually pretty introverted. Unless you get me some liquid courage in me and then I become the then I become an all talker.

Nick VinZant 36:23

I can extend the conversation a little bit more than I should like all kinds of keep it going a little bit. But I don't like in a scale of one to 10 in terms of like being an over talker. I don't think I'm more than maybe like a 5.1 Maybe or maybe a six. You're not even

John Shull 36:43

I don't remember you being you're just a douche. Yeah, you're the guy bar. That's like where did Nick go? Oh, he bought me a drink. Oh, it's coming up. And then three minutes later, it's a glass of red wine.

Nick VinZant 36:57

Look, man. Got a free drink. I think there's what you're doing is really just complaining about stuff you shouldn't be complaining about. Somebody bought me a free drink. I'm not going to complain that it wasn't what I wanted. I'm going to drink it say thank you and move on with my life. And you know what

John Shull 37:11

I should have because I actually quite enjoy red wine. Now back then I did it. But now I do.

Nick VinZant 37:17

I just I'm still I just don't I can't get into that. I don't think I ever

John Shull 37:21

will. Because it's not dollar awful shooting doesn't taste

Nick VinZant 37:25

good to me. I like dollar beers. chinny whiskey, I'm gonna have I'm a man. I'm a man of the people not a snob.

John Shull 37:32

Anyway, so are you you're picking the No at all, then the narcissist because they may shut up.

Nick VinZant 37:36

Yeah, anything that would get them to not talk.

John Shull 37:41

What is a worst time to you being on stage during a GOP or democratic debate? As one of the candidates are waiting in line of an amusement park?

Nick VinZant 37:54

Oh, well, I mean, waiting in line. And I don't know, honestly, now that I think about it like, well, if I was there, I would want to be there. I don't want to be at the amusement park. So I guess it would be the amusement park. Right? Like I could. Yeah, I don't want to wait in line for anything. I don't like waiting. Unless it's going to be really fun and rewarding. Like I went to a place and went mountain biking and you had to wait in line to kind of get on the thing that takes you up to the top. But then you got to ride down the whole mountain and that was worth it. I don't mind waiting in line. If it's worth it. It's the not worth it. Like, okay, that wasn't worth it.

John Shull 38:32

Was it an actual mountain or like it's sand dune?

Nick VinZant 38:36

No, it was a Whistler Mountain Bike Park, which is a fantastic mountain bike park. If you're a skier or a mountain biker, and you have the opportunity to go to Whistler. That's a whole other world. Like that's a giant giant place. So if that's your jam, man, that's worth the trip.

John Shull 38:50

Nice Whistler. Yeah. Love it, man.

Nick VinZant 38:54

Where do you think it is? Where do you think that that is? Canada? Yes. But what part of Canada? Middle East West. What do you think it could be?

John Shull 39:06

I mean, my first initial thing is to say Vancouver area, but Well, that's right. Oh, but I actually think I know that because of the Vancouver Olympics.

Nick VinZant 39:17

Yeah, that's where they had it. Yeah. You're welcome. Man. Coover

John Shull 39:20

van coup for Canada and underrated country I feel for tourism and great great scenes.

Nick VinZant 39:30

Yeah, I enjoy Canada every time I've been there.

John Shull 39:34

I'm what's funny is I'm like right next to like the, I think probably what's considered the shittiest part of Canada, which is Windsor, because that's the most Americanized

Nick VinZant 39:44

because it's by Detroit and Detroit brings it down as a whole No, like Detroit sale bad. It brought the other part of another country down. Oh, there's a great funny. Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that. Listen,

John Shull 39:56

don't don't listen to him. Detroit's a great place. All right. It uh, yeah, I guess I guess that's it mine will be I was, I would rather be on stage during a debate. Just because I, I'd hate waiting in lines. So I'm good.

Nick VinZant 40:12

This is a top five that I've been wanting to do for a long time. I think it is a topic that is rich for discussion. John has repeatedly shot it down until today, which he agreed to do it, which is top five ways to drink something. That's your number five.

John Shull 40:29

I only agreed to this because I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this. Because I'm not. It was hard to come up with five different ways to drink something.

Nick VinZant 40:38

There's a lot of different ways to drink something.

John Shull 40:40

Well, maybe I'll be inspired by one of your options and add it added to my list. Okay. Okay. So, my number five, I put like an athletic bottle, like a sports bottle, like you know, like a Gatorade bottle. You know, you see like the athletes and they're getting some water and they spray it into their mouth.

Nick VinZant 41:00

See, I don't have that kind of thing anywhere on my list because all I'm thinking about is that is that all the spit back that's going back into that thing.

John Shull 41:09

But it's i I agree with you,

Nick VinZant 41:12

right? Drinking a spare amount of spit. However, if you've ever been in that

John Shull 41:16

situation, and you want some water quick, you just and then you get blasted in the face with just water.

Nick VinZant 41:24

Okay, that's why my number five is a hose. Okay, back to your childhood. thirst quenching endless supply. It seems like you can just drink it right there. You don't have to worry about really making a mess because you're drinking from a hose outside. Okay. Oh, lapping it up.

John Shull 41:45

hose is a good one. i Okay, I think I see where you're starting to turn to teeter off to on this one. Now my number four is is going to discuss you and it's in you're probably going to have more questions and call me an idiot. But that's fine. But my number four is in the shower.

Nick VinZant 42:02

You drink water out of the shower.

John Shull 42:06

I knew you were gonna say that. And here's my one argument to that is that everybody? Whether you do it constantly or once or twice drinks the shower water.

Nick VinZant 42:16

But how often do you drink the water out of the shower?

John Shull 42:20

It's on every time but if I'm if I'm outside getting a sweat and I jump in a nice cold shower, I might you know, drink a couple there have a couple gulps I mean it's just nice.

Nick VinZant 42:30

So you just like put like ah like that. Are you like putting it in your hands? What do you know? I mean, it's hot water.

John Shull 42:37

No, it's cold. It's cold. Usually, you know. And it's no you're just you know, you're opening your mouth and and go in, take a couple of swigs. And then you're moving on with your day. But it's it's nice. It's refreshing. And it's literally water that comes out of your shower is no different than water that comes out. I mean, your tap or your hose. It's the same water.

Nick VinZant 42:56

Yeah, but I just feel like that's dirty for some reason. Well, everybody like I just don't feel like it's really clean. Which is odd. It's like it's clean enough for me to wash my body with it but not clean enough for me to drink.

John Shull 43:08

I guess I know it's a weird one. But it's give it a try. You may not not like it or you may like it.

Nick VinZant 43:16

Did you ever drink it out of the bottom spigot? Like the thing you fill up with the bath? I've gone down and they haven't been drinking out of that

John Shull 43:22

I actually have but wow, once again, usually I can be quite nimble. Well, maybe not now but back in when I was a younger man may be more nimble. Nimble, not nimble, nimble. There when you know there was a few few nights where you came home, your stomach was gurgling and you needed to get some quick water in your belly. So

Nick VinZant 43:46

why wouldn't you just use the sink? Why would you put your face underneath that? That doesn't make ever you passed out in the towel. I

John Shull 43:53

mean, that probably went along with it those couple of nights that I did that I'm sure.

Nick VinZant 43:59

Yeah, you got to hydrate, you got to hydrate. Um, my number four is a water fountain. And if I'm going to choose a water fountain it's going to specifically be like the aluminum looking one with the plastic thing that you push in or the one that you push down I'm gonna go push down is better than push in.

John Shull 44:18

That was like when you were in school and you were changing class or whatever classes and you know that that was that was the best

Nick VinZant 44:27

that brings you back to like school yeah, out of a water found did you put your mouth over the top because you get your know when a guy puts his mouth over the bubbler?

John Shull 44:36

No there was actually like every as far back as I can go there was a sign that said do not lick Do not put your mouth on the spigot.

Nick VinZant 44:48

I'm a little bit weary those ones where you gotta get really close and they always seem to be like the porcelain looking ones where you gotta like get way down there and like this is getting close for comfort here.

John Shull 44:59

Well, I mean And then you, you know, you'd always have sometimes like the random stuff in there, like a fingernail hair and you're like clothes. You're like, Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing that tool chatter but takes care of it.

Nick VinZant 45:13

That might be one of the most disgusting things for me if I see somebody's like fingernail clippings are a fingernail piece laying around that, to me is really gross. I get grossed out by that. I'm like, oh,

John Shull 45:25

so I'm a biter as we've talked about, so I do my best to clean them up. But sometimes they find their way on the floor and other places.

Nick VinZant 45:33

Why don't you just not do it? Did you try to put the stuff on there? Like the stuff that makes them taste gross? So you don't do it?

John Shull 45:40

No, I know, I don't want to do that. Because then I know that I would cut them like how 96% of the world does it?

Nick VinZant 45:48

Wouldn't that be the right way to do it then?

John Shull 45:50

Who says it's the right way to do it? Nick

Nick VinZant 45:54

96% of the world?

Unknown Speaker 45:56

Who says they're correct?

Nick VinZant 45:58

Well, I mean, I guess not. Well, how do you do it? That's so special.

John Shull 46:02

I don't I'm a biter. I said that. I mean, like, I

Nick VinZant 46:05

don't know how to why wouldn't you want to just cut them?

John Shull 46:08

I don't know. And anyone who's listening to this, we don't know why we're biting. We just do it. Like it's not even really a nervous twitch. I don't think

Nick VinZant 46:15

for me just like to chew your fingernails. What do they taste like, by the way? If it tastes

John Shull 46:19

not, I mean, not really. Unless there's a little chicken wing sauce leftover from dinner or something.

Nick VinZant 46:23

Oh, you could get a little dirt in there. Honestly. What number are we on?

John Shull 46:29

My number three, which is, you know, boring. It's as vanilla as it gets, but it's just a cup.

Nick VinZant 46:37

Okay, my number three is a straw.

John Shull 46:40

Okay, I do not have straw on my list because I can't think of one drink. Maybe outside of a smoothie. that I that I care to have a straw man.

Nick VinZant 46:52

I don't think that you can use a straw for anything under 32 ounces. If I'm buying a 20 ounce or at the gas station, I'm not getting a straw. It's 32 or above. Not getting a straw for a 20 ounce. You're gonna drink that without a lid to be honest with you. Because that's how I live fucking reckless.

John Shull 47:13

Alright, so my number two speaking of without a lid is like a like a fountain pop but with water. Like a fountain cup. Put some ice cubes in there. It just tastes different. It's like you know how people say bout and pop tastes different with a water is the same way it just I don't know what it is. It just tastes delicious. Coming out of like a like a soda pop fountain.

Nick VinZant 47:38

Hmm. Oh, wait a minute. Like you're going to like the gas station or the fast food restaurant. You're filling it up with water in your cup.

John Shull 47:47

There was a point in my life where I was like, Man, that's Wawa water is the best water I've ever had. And that probably says a lot about me so yeah, does

Nick VinZant 47:57

also you waste How much did they charge you for that? Did they charge you full price if you're just getting water?

John Shull 48:01

No, they didn't charge me anything after like the first week they realized I was coming in just to fill up water.

Nick VinZant 48:07

You go in there to Wawa just to get water.

John Shull 48:11

Sometimes Yeah, my way to work on my way to once again

Nick VinZant 48:14

I live bring in copper. Did you get a new cup every time? No. I

John Shull 48:18

mean, I had. They had like recyclable cups. Then they I'm sure they do now they probably have a pro. Everything's recyclable. But it's just like I don't know what it is. It was just I don't know. It was just so goddamn delicious. That water was oh, it was the best Wawa water in Florida if you're listening in Florida or any of the other states that have Wawa. Forget off. Go get some wild wild water. It's amazing

Nick VinZant 48:44

water. I don't know if I've ever had like really good water. Like, oh, that was some good water. I've just like water. I've had people

John Shull 48:53

like recommend water to me. And I'm like, This tastes like shit. Like,

Nick VinZant 48:57

I don't really want it. Did you get recommended?

John Shull 48:59

I mean, probably the last one I can remember was and this is simple. And a lot of people have had it but I don't because I don't buy bottled water was Fuji. I was like this Fuji like shit like this does not taste good. Give me my filtered water from home.

Nick VinZant 49:16

Hmm, I drink mostly just tap water. Well, that's really all I drink is just give me some tap water. I don't need your fancy water.

John Shull 49:25

I mean, they kind of recommend in my area to put it put it through

Nick VinZant 49:32

all rights, right because you live in a great city that doesn't have good water. That's no that's normal. That's good. Good place. My number two is straight out of the container. Straight out of the container right like if it's pop drink it straight out of the two liter of milk straight out of the carton. I swear the drinking thing straight out of the container tastes better.

John Shull 49:54

So that's my number one is kind of like that, but it's out of a jug

Nick VinZant 50:01

All I do like drinking out of a jug

John Shull 50:02

like you know you get the gallon jugs of water. Yeah and you finish it and you're like well I'm drinking my water for the day like I'm good

Nick VinZant 50:12

once you get past like the initial awkwardness of drinking out of the jug of whatever you're trying to drink it's just like I got all this liquid like I got all this drinking straight out of a jugs coming

John Shull 50:24

out both ends tonight's we are getting ready

Nick VinZant 50:28

with the

John Shull 50:31

idea actually, I

Nick VinZant 50:33

think I'm gonna go do this and it's

John Shull 50:34

been a decade since I

Nick VinZant 50:36

couldn't go out both drink out of a jug or give yourself an enema which is what a resounding

John Shull 50:41

BOTH Yeah, I in putting that on my list. I immediately thought like I should be doing that. Anyways, I don't drink hardly enough water

Nick VinZant 50:52

at all. Nobody does.

John Shull 50:54

I mean, yeah, who knows? What's your number one

Nick VinZant 50:58

small cup with ice? Talking about like maybe a 12 ounce cup with ice in there. I think that everything on a 12 ounce cup with ice tastes better than anything else.

John Shull 51:06

So that's similar to like my gas you know my gas station cup with with with fountain with fountain ice and water like you get it? You got it.

Nick VinZant 51:15

But wait a minute when you got the Wawa water. Did you get it with ice? Did you get it with cubed ice you get it with a crushed ice

John Shull 51:22

crushed ice and then was like those little like hail you know a hell balls or whatever. Like the little balls of ice the little ones? So good.

Nick VinZant 51:30

Oh, I thought they were usually square.

John Shull 51:33

I mean, I don't maybe they changed but I move. We need to get Wawa, Wawa on here or what? Well, he's

Nick VinZant 51:41

not a real person.

John Shull 51:42

I know. Why why not? Mr. Wawa.

Nick VinZant 51:46

I wonder how many plays anyway, what do you have anything in your honorable mention?

John Shull 51:50

I mean, the only thing that I have is a Tervis. Just because the fuck is that? If you pour it in there, it stays like if you pour cold water in there, it will stay cold. For hours. It will never

Nick VinZant 52:03

warm. So it's just a bottle. It's a fancy bottle a Tervis you've never heard of a Tervis tumbler? No, I'm not a snob.

John Shull 52:11

I don't like you are what? There's no one. They're not a snobby thing.

Nick VinZant 52:15

They're How much are they?

John Shull 52:16

I mean, I don't. I don't know. Maybe 20 bucks

Nick VinZant 52:21

to drink water. You're gonna pay $20 A drink?

John Shull 52:25

No, it's not just for water. You can, you know, coffee and other drinks.

Nick VinZant 52:31

I'm going to look it up right now and probably get upset how you spell it T U R V I S?

John Shull 52:37

T E R V I S? And then Tumblr is common spelling.

Nick VinZant 52:45

Oh, you're a snob. Insulated drink were unbelievable. Unbelievable. There's another one that's really popular that it has like a Hydroflask Yeah. Hydroflask a lot of people have Hydroflask I don't.

John Shull 53:04

That's the that's the jug looking thing, right?

Nick VinZant 53:07

I don't know, I have a plastic cup that we got to target. I think it was like $20 for 40 of them. I would drink out of a red. So actually, you know could be number one. Solid number one is a red solo cup.

John Shull 53:22

I mean, but no one just drinks water unless you're at a party out of a red solo cup, which is fine. Now that was drinking water out of it. Yeah, no one's drinking water out. Uh

Nick VinZant 53:30

oh. Do you have anything in your honorable mention? No, just the Tervis think about trying to drink water out of your hands next time right. It's a little bit thirst quenching or get some water lap it up in there.

John Shull 53:45

It's hard

Nick VinZant 53:48

to have small hands.

John Shull 53:49

I mean, they're not they're not the biggest hands.

Nick VinZant 53:52

Do you have trouble does it if you make if you make the thing to try to seal in the water right? If you do the thing does the water get out? Or can you seal it up pretty good.

John Shull 54:01

I can seal it up pretty good. I mean, I My hands are like small but they're not like overly large either.

Nick VinZant 54:07

Okay, on a scale of one to 10 How well do you seal up the water? How well do you feel like you do like 10 is nothing to get now you could walk across the desert with that and deliver it to somebody

John Shull 54:18

Oh, oh, well, you're going that extreme. I'm gonna say a four maybe a three.

Nick VinZant 54:24

Oh, I think I can get to at least a seven I could walk a city block I think I could walk a city block with water in my hands and not have very much it would spill out. Maybe not a big city blocks maybe like a city block in a residential area. 100 feet you

John Shull 54:41

have okay 100 feet and I I can still be the bison in a 40 yard dash.

Nick VinZant 54:47

Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps us out and let us know What do you think? Are some of the best ways to drink something? And also, let us know if you think if this is a dumb topic, or actually really interesting, I, I think that little things like this really tell you who someone is. Like, that's how you really find out who people are not in the big stuff because we all kind of have the same priorities and desires when it comes to the big stuff. But the little stuff is what really tells you who somebody is. And John is the kind of guy that's going to stop in the middle of his day and go to the gas station to get water from the fountain. So he is