Horror Author Paul Tremblay

As the Author of A Head Full of Ghosts, The Cabin at the End of the World and Horror Movie, horror writer Paul Tremblay knows what scares people. We talk the psychology behind horror, the scariest things he’s ever read and turning books into movies. Then, it’s hootenanny vs. shindig as we countdown the Top 5 Party Words.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, horror and

Paul Tremblay 0:19

parties. Horror just asks, I think art's most difficult question in interesting ways or answers those questions, like the questions like, what do you do now? How do you live through this? How does anybody live through this? And I think horror can get at that, at really interesting ways, when reality just has, like, this weird little slip, when everything seems like your everyday thing, and then there's something strange that happens that sort of reminds you, oh, like our lives are on a lot more unsure footing than we're used to, and Tor is kind of blown up a little bit in the publishing world, where there are so many there, I don't think there's ever been as many horror titles being published as there are. Now

Nick VinZant 0:57

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is horror author Paul Tremblay. So what do you think makes something scary?

Paul Tremblay 1:16

So this might sound weird, but like when I'm writing horror stories, I don't worry about the scare I feel like, if it moves me or makes me feel something, then the reader will feel something that said, I'll give you my personal answer. What scares me are when reality just has like, this weird little slip, when everything seems like your everyday thing, and then there's something strange that happens that sort of reminds you, oh, like our lives are on a lot more unsure footing than we're used to, and those tends to be the things that really get to me.

Nick VinZant 1:46

Do you tend to go more in terms of, like, scary, like, wow, this is a really scary looking monster, or is it more about psychological? For you?

Paul Tremblay 1:55

For me, I definitely tend towards the more psychological. That's what I'm interested in as a reader and as a writer. And what I tend to try to do is, even if I have somewhat outlandish premises, I try to make it feel as real as possible. So like I had a story that was or I had a novel called The head full of ghosts that was a riff on a exorcism possession story. And to me, the conceit was, oh, like, what would this really feel like? What would this look like? And of course, a reality TV show would show up, you know, to try to document, like, what was going on, you know, So little things like that. Again, I think that goes back to my answer about what scares me is when things seem as real as possible, and you just have this weird little left turn into the into the uncanny. I guess,

Nick VinZant 2:37

when do you, when you, when you go to write a horror novel, like, where do you start? For

Paul Tremblay 2:42

me, it's typically, you know, I'll get, like, a what if, or just an idea, or maybe even a scene. And this, I keep little notebooks, and I'll jot stuff down in the test for me, especially if it's gonna be a novel, something that I'll spend a year working on, that idea has to keep coming back to me, like, even when I'm not actively thinking about it. And then if I'm interested enough in the idea, then I, you know, I go straight to the characters. I try to figure out who is the story about

Nick VinZant 3:08

how long does it generally take you to write one? Like, do you feel like it flows pretty quickly, or is it more of a struggle? For lack of a better phrase,

Paul Tremblay 3:18

it's always a struggle. Yeah, I would say, typically, it's 12 to 15 months to have a draft that I turn into my editor. But then there's time added after that. Because, you know, it might be a couple of months before I get edits and copy edits, but for the first draft, you know, some books have gone quicker, some have gone longer, but you know that 12 to 15 months is about my sweet sweet spot, and it's always a struggle for me.

Nick VinZant 3:41

How is horror kind of different than other genres? Oh,

Paul Tremblay 3:45

that's a great question. Uh, well, I mean, I mean, so on one hand, there's the affect of horror, right? Like, you know, the scare, or you're feeling dread, you know, we're certainly, when I say we, you know, horror writers and filmmakers are trying to pull an emotion out of you, but I mean, I mean that a specific emotion out of you, I would say. But for me, what, what? What horror is different for me is that horror, like all art, sorry, I'm stumbling around here, but all art tends to, or tries to expose the truth, right? You know, it could be a romance story, it could be any kind of story, but you're exposing some sort of truth in a horror story. The truth is pretty horrible, but I'm fascinated by that, because I'm fascinated by, okay, what are these characters going to do now, now that this terrible truth has been revealed,

Nick VinZant 4:32

does it say something about you, or the people who read it at all, that it's horror like, should I read some somebody like coming into this from the complete outside, should I read anything into you as a person, or the people who read horror genres

Paul Tremblay 4:49

so and I say this all the love in the world, because I get this question frequently you're trying to ask, how much of a degenerate are we? Or how much of a degenerate am I? And I, believe me, I am a degenerate, but not be. Because I like horror and weirdly, if you go, if you were to go to a horror convention or horror writers convention, I think you'd find that, you know, most of the people there really like sweet and really nice and supportive. You know, I've been to general literary conventions where it feels a lot more competitive, whereas the horror people tend to be a little bit more opening or open. I honestly think, you know, horror readers in particular, more, even more than just horror movie goers, that they have a real strong sense of empathy, because they have the ability to empathize with the characters on the page, and they really connect with you know, the danger that these characters are

Nick VinZant 5:33

in. Does it like, will you set out trying to write something really scary? Is that, like the number one goal of the horror genre, or is that kind of more of a side effect of the rest of it?

Paul Tremblay 5:48

Yeah, for me, it goes back to what I said earlier, about, like, I'm really obsessed with the idea of revealing this terrible thing and then having, you know, then the having the characters be like, Oh no, what are we going to do now? And whether or not it's scary. Again, I honestly don't worry about it, partly because I'm a scaredy cat, like I still run up the dark basement stairs if I'm home alone, like the kids are gone and my wife's like, on a business trip or something. I'm not above sleeping with the light on, because, unfortunately, my brain still works that way. But again, to me, honestly, the horror genre is much more about that, you know, so that empathy with the characters that I'd mentioned, and again, the focus on like the reveal, and horror just asks, I think art's most difficult question in interesting ways or answers those questions, like the questions like, what do you do now? How do you live through this? How does anybody live through this? And I think horror can get at that, at really interesting ways.

Nick VinZant 6:39

I have to make a confession, in the sense that I cannot handle anything scary. I can't handle anything scary, whether that's movies, books, whatever, but I do love Wikipedia in the plot of scary movies and books like I'm fascinated by the plot and that kind of supernatural aspect of it, but I can't handle any of the actual scare part. Could you do this without any of the scary?

Paul Tremblay 7:09

Oh, absolutely. And actually, you sound like my dream reader, like I want to get those people, I want to get people like, you dick. You know, this might be a side answer, but like, I feel like horror, maybe even more so than others other literary modes, horror is sort of like associated with maybe some of its worst representatives, you know. And what I mean by that is like, let's listen, every genre has like their works that fail. Fail is art, I should say. Or, you know, aren't that smart or aren't that well done? I just think when horror does it, when horror fails, when horror goes bad, it's memorably bad, memorably bad, because your horror relies on a transgression, something that's going to make you feel uncomfortable. So I know I think Nick You just haven't you haven't seen the right movie or watched the right book. I think there's something that could turn you into a horror fan. And even when I say that, like there's plenty of horror movies I don't like. I'm not really a slasher guy. I'm not into the gore, but there are so many other types of horror movies and books. Are there

Nick VinZant 8:09

different genres, genres within the horror genre?

Paul Tremblay 8:13

Oh, sure. I mean, there's all sorts of sub genres. Was it the substance the movie? The substance that was, you know, nominated for an Academy Award, right recently. You know that that falls in sort of the quote, unquote, body, harder body horror category. You know, there's people like to call my quiet horror. I mean, there's so many different names. And, you know, honestly, like the names of the sub genres themselves don't interest me as much. But what does interest me is that there are so many ways, you know, to tell a horror story or or to experience one, you know, if I can briefly respond to a little bit what you had said a second ago about, like, it's too much, and I get that feeling, I totally get it for me, why I keep going back to horror is because there's, for me, there's that recognition, like, if I'm watching a movie or Reading a book that I really enjoy, and like, oh, the writer or this filmmaker recognizes that this is awful, like there's awful things happening. And it's almost like, you know how, like younger people, I'm not going to age you, but I'm older. You know, the idea of being seen is like, Oh, this, this reader, the storyteller, feels the same way I do. It makes me feel less alone. That's why I like horror. I know so many people talk about, for them, it's like the catharsis and the roller coaster thing, you know, the roller coaster effect. But you know, for me, it's, it's about, oh, there's other people who recognize this world is messed

Nick VinZant 9:34

up. Would it be a bigger genre if you could kind of do it by another name, in the sense that, if you could talk about these themes, but you just didn't make it scary, and you made it high fantasy, etc, yeah, would it be a bigger genre, or would it fundamentally lose something about it?

Paul Tremblay 9:52

I could lose a little something, you know. And the funny part is, for decades, the pub, the publishing industry in particular, as you know, for at least. Until, like, the last few years, because horror is kind of blown up a little bit in the publishing world, where there are so many there, I don't think there's ever been as many horror titles being published as there are now. But when I went ahead full of ghosts, I'll reference the first book that, again, that broke me open in 2015 you know, there wasn't, they didn't say horror anywhere on the cover. You know, the publisher would say psychological suspense or other things, because there's a publishing memory from the 1990s when the when the horror sort of genre, at least in publishing terms, crashed. But yeah, I mean to really, I guess answer the first part of it is no. I hope you know, I please people read my books. I want horror to do well. Things have gone well for me the last few years, but at the same time, I really believe it's horror's job to poke and prod at the at the boundaries of pop culture, or in culture in general, and be transgressive and be disturbing. I think that's horror's job. I would feel. I don't think it would be right if horror ever became sort of the mainstream culture, because its job is supposed to make us feel uncomfortable, you know, to challenge us.

Nick VinZant 11:09

Yeah, it seems kind of like dipping your toe in the water of society in some ways that like, oh, you can it's on the fringes, but it can be brought more into the mainstream once it's talked about. Does that make any sense?

Paul Tremblay 11:22

Yeah, for sure. But I also think what tends to happen when horror is brought into the mainstream, some of its sharper edges end up getting sanded off, you know, and it becomes like Scooby Doo horror, you know, if you know what I mean, like, yeah. Now listen, like, I love horror comedies and, you know, and things like that, but I certainly wouldn't want every horror story to be a Scooby Doo horror story.

Nick VinZant 11:41

What do you think is behind the rise of it? Why is it becoming more popular? Man?

Paul Tremblay 11:46

I think there are so many reasons. I think one, I think film tends to lead in that case, and so like, when Jordan peele's Get out, you know, first came out and hit in the mid 2010s I feel like that was one of the first horror movies that the mainstream sort of entertainment press took seriously is not, hey, this is not just another horror movie. This is something we can take seriously as art at the same time. There are all these people my age and younger who grew up reading Stephen King and don't have the stigma attached to horror that for decades, I think many people have had. You know, that's still there, like, especially in academic circles, but it's definitely decreasing. And I just think, I don't know, we're kind of lucky that there's so many creators, so many talented creators, making really good horror right now. You know, it does feel like, in some ways, that we're in a golden age of horror, which is really exciting to be a part of.

Nick VinZant 12:37

Do you think it is, has it grown because of the creators that have been behind it, right? Like, more talent brings more people. Or do you think something has happened in society that people are kind of drawing over to this now,

Paul Tremblay 12:50

you know, I sort of resist the second thing. Now, although a lot of people will argue that, hey, in times of like, strife and awfulness, you know, horror does really well, but part of me is like, well, it's always been awful. I mean, granted, there are to a certain degree, yeah, there are shades and ribbons of awful. So, I mean, you know, that might be part of it, but I do really think it's more like pop culture is. So, I mean, the monster of pop culture is just so it's hard to get your arms around it now, compared to what it was in the 80s and 90s, when it was just cable television and the start of the VCR, and now it's like everybody can look up any movie, any book they want, in a matter of seconds. So I think that's part of it, you know, just the accessibility that we all know have to it. It's it's easier to be a horror fan than it was 2030, years ago. Even

Nick VinZant 13:36

going into some of your books, head full of ghosts. Where did you get the inspiration for it, what's kind of the main theme?

Paul Tremblay 13:43

Yeah, it's funny. So that one, I was super lucky that this never happens to me. But I feel like once I had the idea for the book, like the whole thing almost just fell into my lap. But it was February of 2013 and I happened to be just reading a book of essays about the movie The Exorcist, you know. And the essays were sort of about the politics of the time, at the movie, and, like other essays are sort of discussing the movie in sort of like academic and artistic terms. And, you know, I never thought of the movie or the book that way it to me, was like, Oh, this is, like, one of the most curious things ever. And instantly, I was like, you know, this was 2013 I was like, oh, you know, Hollywood just continually pumps out possession movies. But there really hadn't been a big possession novel in a while, so it was like, Oh, how would I write a possession story? And it really just started with that. But the story itself focuses on two sisters, Mary, who's eight years old, and her older sister, Marjorie is 14. And Marjorie is either going through some sort of schizophrenic psychotic break, or she is actually possessed. And you know, one of the things that makes maybe the book a little bit different is that a reality TV crew shows up to document the attempted exorcism. And so the novel looks at the story in all sorts of different ways. That was the book. Stephen King tweeted a head full of ghosts scared the living hell out of me. I'm not easy to scare. Yes, I've memorized that tweet, you know, and that obviously, really, you know, I can't, I can't overestimate how much that helped the book in my career. Frankly, what was

Nick VinZant 15:16

that like? Seeing that right? Because, like, he is, to me, the most prolific offer, and what would seem like to be that genre, but also in so many other ways. What was that like for you? Like, oh, wow, that's a really good recommendation.

Paul Tremblay 15:29

I mean, August, 19, 2015, what time

Nick VinZant 15:34

was it exactly? Do you remember

Paul Tremblay 15:36

it was like? It was like, 7pm I was home. I've been a high school math teacher, pretty much my whole professional life too. So I was home like school was coming. I was really cranky. I was moving furniture around, and other friends saw his tweet before I did. So like, you know, my my phone was blowing up with with texts from my from friends who saw the tweet first, and I got teary eyed, you know, I had no idea that was coming. I started. I became a reader because of Stephen King. Never mind a writer. So, yeah, that remains, like one of my top three, you know, professional moments,

Nick VinZant 16:08

the new book, or what seems to me the most, newest book, horror movie. Yes, which ones? Where'd you get the inspiration for that?

Paul Tremblay 16:18

So, horror movie and novel. It started with it started with me sort of digging into and in reading about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So I know I had said earlier that I don't love gory movies. So that was a movie I didn't see. I was afraid to watch it until I was in my mid 30s. Where's my my psychopathic brother? He's not a real psychopath, but he's my brother, who's five years younger. Saw that movie when he was 10, but when I finally saw the movie, is like, oh my gosh, this is actually, this is, it's a brilliant movie. It's really well done, and it's almost bloodless. I mean, there's, don't get me wrong, there's disturbing, very, you know, disturbing, terrible stuff that happens in the movie, but you don't see the chainsaw connecting with anything. All the all the sequels revel in the gore, but the original does not anyway. When I was reading about what the what the actors went through on set, it just seemed like a very dangerous set like there. There definitely could have been a few times where the with the chainsaw slipped. So my the first what if that started horror movies like, oh, what had happened if there was an accident on set? So horror movie is about this. These, you know, these mid 20 year olds in 1993 Providence, Rhode Island, set out to make a small independent film. Something terrible happens on set. And then, if you flash forward, the movie never got made. But Hollywood's trying to reboot, trying to reboot the movie that never got made, and one of the main characters from the original movie is telling you the story, both about what happened on set and also, like what's going on with the reboot and weird stuff happens.

Nick VinZant 17:51

You know, one of the things that jumps out to me about, like horror movies, necessarily, is always the jump scare, right? Can you do the equivalent of a jump scare in a book? Or how do you kind of get around what seems to be the low hanging fruit way to scare

Paul Tremblay 18:04

people? Yeah, I've always threatened with my publisher that, like, we're gonna do the jump scare, they're gonna have to do like, a pop up book, just so you can have something literally pop out at you. You know, as someone who isn't like, a huge fan of the jump scare, certainly, if it's like the cheesy one. I mean, the cheesy, hacky ones were always like, oh, there's a you're in a hallway in like a cat jumps out at you, and then the real thing jumps out at you. So actually, with horror movie, I tried to go the other, total opposite direction, and really hold on to a moment and sort of dissect it and make the reader wait for something to happen and sort of sort of live in that moment. Because for me that those are some of my favorite moments in horror movies, is where you see a scene, you see a dark hallway, or you see something, and you know something's coming, but it just holds there. It doesn't jump scare you. It just lets you, your imagination, sort of live in that moment for a little

Nick VinZant 18:55

bit. Um, not to go through all the books, necessarily, but another one that's, you know, I think a lot of people have heard of the cabin at the end of the world

Paul Tremblay 19:02

I was flying back from LA. I was at a book conference, and I was just trying to come up with an idea for the next book, because my editor had actually rejected another idea, which was fine. I wasn't in love with the idea, but I drew a little cabin in my notebook, and that made me think of one of the sub genres of horror. Is the home invasion story, which to me, is one of my least favorite, partly just because, like you, I can't handle it. You know that the person on person mileage is just so realistic and so icky at times, like I tend to avoid the home invasion story sub genre. Now, there are still some of those movies that I've watched and enjoyed, but on the whole, I'm not a huge fan. So it became, oh, how would I write a home invasion story that I would actually want to sit through? Or what kind of, you know, what could I do that was somewhat different with it, and that was really just the start. And, you know, some of the as far as, like, some of the plot and the characters went, it was really just that original logic experiment that I went

Nick VinZant 19:55

through. Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Yes. What's scarier, supernatural elements or real life elements?

Paul Tremblay 20:08

I would say real life elements, you know, to the point where, you know, I'll bring up a head full of ghosts, really briefly. Again, in that book, you know, there could be something supernatural happening, but I wanted to make the non supernatural events the most scary. That makes sense,

Nick VinZant 20:20

yeah, yeah. Because in the supernatural, you can kind of explain it away, like real life, I feel like you can't really explain it away as much. I think just, oh, some of these, I have to kind of interpret a little bit exactly what, what they mean by that scariest thing you think you've ever written so scariest thing from your works, scariest thing you've ever read from somebody else,

Paul Tremblay 20:48

just based on sort of reader reaction, I think a head full of ghosts is probably the scariest thing. Really quick story, when my when my agent was pitching the book to people. I had no idea if it was scary or not. I thought it was smart and clever and good, but I had no idea if it was scary. But he had sent it to an editor who called him at like, 1130 at night, which is very unusual. Editors normally don't call agents. And when he picked up, the editor didn't even identify herself. She just said, I just read the tongue scene, and I had to hear, I had to hear someone's voice. And then she hung up, and I was like, yeah, maybe it is scary, the scariest thing that I've ever read. I'm gonna, I'll just go with one of my recent favorite novels, a novel by an Argentinian writer named Mariana Enriquez, and her novels called, it's called our share of night. It came out a couple of years ago, but it's so damn good. And a lot of it is like, you get sort of the history of Argentina and what happened in 1980s with their dictatorship, and you have this weird, like, super rich family that dabbles in the occult. And then there are these just scenes, these really, like Starburst scenes of supernatural intrusion, there's no doubt that something supernatural is happening, and it's so damn good and so damn disturbing and scary. And that book made me gasp A couple times out loud,

Nick VinZant 22:09

trope you love, trope you hate.

Paul Tremblay 22:13

Oh, man, I get asked this all the time. I don't think I ever give the same answer. Well, the trope I love is, you know, Is it real or is it supernatural? Since I sort of, you know, roll in it all the time, you know, the trope I hate is, man, I can't stand dream scenes and horror movies, especially because to me, it just feels like it's just being a lazy screenwriter or director that, oh, it's been like, more than 15 minutes, we need a scare, and then, like, a dream will show up and I'll nothing to do with the story. They just needed some scary images. That makes me nuts. Like, do a better job writing the story. If you want to scare at that point, you have to have it be part of the story, not just throw a fill in dream

Nick VinZant 22:54

book or section of a book, like, Oh, if I had another crack at that, huh, I would make it this way.

Paul Tremblay 23:01

Um, I don't, I mean, I don't think I have one. It's not because I think I've written the perfect book. But like, these books just represent who I was and how I was feeling at those times. So like, I don't really, I don't spend any time thinking about past books, because I'm, luckily, like, the publisher wants more books for me. So I'm really, once I finish one book, I have to move on to the next book and just, you know, put all my energies and focuses there.

Nick VinZant 23:26

How big, from an economic standpoint, like, how big is the horror genre? Like, what would it kind of, you know, I would imagine, you know, fiction, non fiction, like, Where does kind of horror rank in the genre list, so to

Paul Tremblay 23:40

speak. Well, I mean, for movies, no, no other genre has the list of movies that have been more profitable when you compare it to budget, than John, if you look at like, the top 10 biggest grossing, like, when you compare what was, what was spent on the movie, you know, if you went by percentages, I should say like, what movie grossed the most, percentage wise, compared to, compared to its budget, probably six, if not seven, of the top 10 would all be horror movies. So I think Hollywood wise, it helps drive harm. It helps drive the whole thing. I mean, part of it is evergreen, because, like, teenagers are going to go to horror movies, whether they're good or bad. You know, they're gonna, they're gonna go, you know, hopefully for the good ones you get the adults to go to too. With publishing, publishing is always, like, sort of lag behind. I mean, especially now, like, I mean, publishing in general is just not selling as much or making as much money as film or video games, etc. But, you know, I have no idea what percentage is. It's gotten bigger. Who knows how much bigger it'll get before it collapses? I don't know.

Nick VinZant 24:46

Where do you think it kind of goes from here?

Paul Tremblay 24:50

I think we'll continue to see. You know, certainly in the literary side of things, you know more people mixing genres, which is one thing that I really. Doing about horror is, and sometimes I think about stories that ways, like, I'll, I'll read something that's a literary, you know, quote, unquote literary story. Like, Oh, that'd be kind of cool if, if I did this and turned it into a horror story. And I think that's like, the nice thing about horror is that you can put it like, you can have a science fiction horror story. You can as you met, you know, mentioned before, you could do, like a fantasy horror. I mean, you can sort of sneak it into a lot of other places, otherwise, like, you know, I think we'll see, you know, we'll probably see a lot of stories, you know, that deal with eco horror. Maybe that's a new, a new ish, you know, sub genre, you know. And certainly you know horror stories that deal with, you know, the struggles in the in the in the things that we're dealing with in America in 2025

Nick VinZant 25:45

for sure. Yeah, that was kind of one of our questions is, like, what topic of horror, right? You mentioned, like, eco horror, we have aI horror. Like, what do you think are the scary things that we'll start to see in books and movies as we move forward? Oh, yeah,

Paul Tremblay 26:01

for sure. I mean, the book I have coming out next summer, June, 30, 2026. Is a, you know, an anti AI screed. It's called dead but dreaming of Electric Sheep. So it definitely, sort of, it mixes science fiction and even some humor too, but certainly some horror. You know, I had spent two years as a part of a lawsuit, suing chat GPT as well. So, like, I've definitely been personally invested, you know, what you know, in the sort of the wreck that AI is making of, not only, you know, publishing, but you know, obviously Hollywood too. And as an educator, like, it's been such a shit show, if I could swear on this podcast. Yeah, as a teacher, I can tell you like nothing good has come from it only bad, and it's only gonna get worse. What's the

Nick VinZant 26:47

worst idea you've ever had for a horror story?

Paul Tremblay 26:52

Oh, man. See, I don't know if this is my idea. I'm really I'm one of my best friends, writer friends is named John Langan, who's just a wonderful writer, and he's super smart and positive and fun, and he had written a short story where something really disturbing happened. Disturbing happens with a cactus. And I'm not going to go too far into detail, and then I don't know if I came up with it or he came up with it, but he continues to threaten that he's going to write a where cactus story. I think that would be the worst idea in the world. I will not write it, but I hope John does. Could

Nick VinZant 27:28

it be like Sharknado, though, where it's so somehow bad that it ends up being amazing?

Paul Tremblay 27:34

Well, the thing with John, like, he's talented and smart enough for him, the challenge would be he's like, No, he's not going to make this like, he wouldn't make it a Sharknado. He would try to make this like, you know, a story that you would take seriously, which is probably partly why he hasn't written it yet. But I don't doubt John. I bet John might be able to pull it off.

Nick VinZant 27:51

Well, we'll look out for Wear cactus, yeah, to a bookstore coming soon. Um, that's pretty much all the questions we got. Me. Is there anything else that you think that we missed, or anything like that?

Paul Tremblay 28:04

I don't think so. Those are fun questions. Nick,

Nick VinZant 28:07

where can people find more of your books that kind of stuff? Yeah, so I have a

Paul Tremblay 28:11

website. Paul tremblay.net, I have a newsletter. It's a free one. It's only once a month you can sign up for free at my website. Otherwise, I'm most active on Instagram at Paul G Tremblay, also blue sky. To Paul Tremblay. I used to call it blue ski because I can't spell or I can't read, but it is actually, in fact, blue sky

Nick VinZant 28:31

and the new book comes out when? Yeah, so the new book

Paul Tremblay 28:35

dead, but dreaming of Electric Sheep comes out June, 29 2026

Nick VinZant 28:40

I want to thank Paul so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version is now live. Okay, now let's bring in John Scholl and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you usually drive with one hand or two hands on the wheel? One hand? Do you have a slight lean? Are you a leaner? Do you like try to be cool when you're driving one hand and lean? Yeah.

John Shull 29:21

So I'm definitely, I definitely lean in towards the council.

Nick VinZant 29:25

Okay, could you just demonstrate what you think would be your normal level of lean? Oh, that's, that's a little bit too much lean, to be honest with you. My Lean is a little bit, it's, it's slight, but I have a stick shift, so I have a reason to have my hand over there on the stick shift, or whatever you call it, for you people who can't drive sticks.

Unknown Speaker 29:51

You like driving stick? Does it make

Nick VinZant 29:54

you I do actually, I love to have a hard stick in my hand. Really. Love to grab the shaft. Left, stroke it

Unknown Speaker 30:02

up and down. Sense makes much as I

Nick VinZant 30:03

can Okay, I think you have too much of a lien. But when will you now? When will you put two hands on the wheel? Like, is that serious? Like, if you put two hands, are you getting serious?

John Shull 30:15

I mean most well. I mean, anytime I'm in traffic, I'm a pretty nervous driver when it comes to parking lots in any kind of traffic for the most part, oh,

Nick VinZant 30:29

all rock one hand, all the way up until I'm pulling into the parking space traffic's I'm not afraid of traffic. I

John Shull 30:36

wouldn't say I'm afraid of traffic, but, you know, like merging on and off the highway. If, you know, if it's like a busy time of the day or whenever and the highway is, you know, there's a lot of traffic on the highway, I'll use two hands

Nick VinZant 30:53

the Now, see, I won't use two hands for traffic, but if the weather gets dicey, if the weather gets bad, I'll put two hands up there. Like, oh, I should probably have two hands on this right now,

John Shull 31:06

I actually don't. The weather doesn't really it's more traffic for me than anything. Like, I can't there are times, obviously, with snow and ice, where you just have to go two handed. But I don't recall a moment where I'm like, Man, I have to go two handed because of the weather, like, you know, but I'll be like, Man, traffic slow today. I'm going to make sure to have my full vision and attention on everyone else so I don't run into somebody listen. Can we talk about how for the last week, I basically have been following my wife's mood swings like she's actually hurricane Melissa, because my name, my wife's name is Melissa. So throughout the last week, I'll be looking up your cat one today. Can't wait to see what cat two is like later tonight.

Nick VinZant 31:53

God, dude, like you've been married for how long

John Shull 31:58

going to be 10 years next year already,

Nick VinZant 32:01

right? And you wonder why your wife gets upset when you're airing out her business like that. Like, yeah, she's gonna be angry with you. Sounds like she's the one who's in the right? It's, I don't care how mad my wife is, there's not gonna be a single person who knows about it.

John Shull 32:16

It's more of a joke than I mean, this is Hurricane Melissa is not a joke. And I'm not trying to say that by any means, but it was kind of funny this week when my wife would get angry and I would just be like, Oh, there's the rain. When's the wind coming.

Nick VinZant 32:31

Okay, that is that. I mean, that's, that's very funny. Like, I have a secret name for my wife that's not anything, but, like, I wouldn't share it with other people. I mean, what do you call your wife? What do you call your wife again? What's your name? Call your wife Dawn,

Unknown Speaker 32:49

sure. Well, I call my wife

Nick VinZant 32:51

Melissa. That's not what it is. Yet, neither you can say it or I can say it. You don't remember it. It's either like then you guys call each other hubby and wubby, hubs and Bubs. What are you calling giant fancy

Speaker 1 33:05

you're close. You're close.

Nick VinZant 33:08

Boogie and Woogie boy? No, that would be pretty what is it? Just tell me what it is. Tell me. What do you

Unknown Speaker 33:14

think of my basement behind me,

Nick VinZant 33:15

WABA. Is it WABA and Bubba?

John Shull 33:19

It's it was Wubba and hubba. But as we've gotten older, those names have kind of gone away.

Nick VinZant 33:26

So that's because every married man is secretly a pansy. Every good married man is secretly a pansy who like, Oh no, I do love my wife. Like they're soft, they're cuddly.

John Shull 33:40

I more or less think that we just you, you get married, and you gain a certain level of just smart about you, like you know, not to push buttons at certain times. I don't think you become pansy. You just, you learn to live with someone of the opposite sex. Have it be terrible all the time.

Nick VinZant 34:03

I agree. Probably shouldn't be referred to, but that is funny. Like saying category three Melissa, that is, I

Speaker 1 34:09

mean, it was fucking hilarious. Don't say it isn't it

Nick VinZant 34:13

is funny. I just don't think that, like, you know, you gotta keep that, you gotta keep that private.

John Shull 34:19

I don't know. I don't think it's out of some of the things that we said on here, that I've said on here, when we literally talked about my parents when I was like, eight,

Nick VinZant 34:28

okay, oh yeah, you saw them having sex. When you saw that mom and dad having sex? Yeah, I don't think were you when you How old were you when you saw your mom and dad having sex

John Shull 34:37

at seven or I mean, I don't remember the exact age, I just remember it's burned in my brain for the rest of my life.

Nick VinZant 34:44

What did you think that they were doing? Did you know they were like, Oh, my mom and dad are having sex? Do you think they're doing something else? I don't

John Shull 34:51

want to go down this road. I don't know.

Nick VinZant 34:55

Man, it's not like anyone make eye contact. Did anyone make. Did they make eye contact when they saw you?

John Shull 35:03

Anyways? Are we ready for shout outs? Can we stop? I hope they would have stopped, but they didn't anyways. Can we give some shout outs? I don't, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll do anything. We could talk about anything. I don't want to talk about that anymore. Okay, all right, here are some shout outs for you this week. GRANT Blankenship, Sergio Barnett, Emma Palmer, Beth Mullins, Ricardo Ricon Dwight, bridges, Beth Fisher, Johnny Robinson, Willis, Lynn, I don't you're just waiting for me to get done. So you have some smart ass things.

Nick VinZant 35:46

I don't have anything to say for those that you can't

John Shull 35:49

Nick's just he's just has his face like he's getting ready to say something,

Nick VinZant 35:53

just watching you, just letting you do your thing, man, I'm just enjoying the process, just giving, giving love to all the people you're shouting out right now. That's all I'm doing.

John Shull 36:02

Cheyenne Whitfield and Vivian Barton, appreciate all of you.

Nick VinZant 36:07

Are you finished? I am because your dad probably finished inside

John Shull 36:15

your mom. I hope everyone else went through that with me, because I knew it. I just knew you were waiting for that.

Nick VinZant 36:21

I never saw my parents good.

John Shull 36:24

And I don't want to have this conversation. What percentage

Nick VinZant 36:27

of people do you think have seen their parents having sex like do you think that other people share your pain, or do you think you're alone?

John Shull 36:34

No, I think it's much more common than you think.

Nick VinZant 36:38

I could go 10 to 25% I

John Shull 36:40

I mean, I would probably go between 25 and 40%

Nick VinZant 36:48

I just remember one time where my dad really wanted me to like, hey, go to sleep. You should go to sleep. You better go to sleep quick. Like, why does he want me to go sleep so much? Yeah. And then later I was like, Oh.

Speaker 1 37:02

I well, I don't really want to dog this anymore.

Nick VinZant 37:07

You wanted the lucky 10. I'm gonna go, 25% I'm gonna go.

John Shull 37:11

25% I'm gonna go. Four out of every 10 people have have witnessed that, I think. Okay, okay, let's see here. There wasn't a whole lot of positive things to talk about this week. I'm a little

Nick VinZant 37:27

nothing positive. I

John Shull 37:30

legit spent 20 minutes today just trying to find little random, fun nuggets to talk about. And it's all just negative. I mean, we can talk about how the President United States just had the East Wing demolished, and no one knows anything about that. That seems like a good idea, or about how Amazon just laid off 30,000 corporate employees that they're going to replace with AI. That's positive.

Nick VinZant 37:58

I don't see like I don't understand this thing with AI, because, like, who's gonna buy your stuff if nobody has a job? Like, I just don't understand what the end game is here. Like, what are we trying to do? We're gonna replace all the workers with AI, and then who's gonna buy your product if nobody has money.

John Shull 38:24

I mean, I think it's, I think the and, listen, there's people smarter than us that are running these companies, right? They know, oh, I don't think so. You don't think

Nick VinZant 38:32

I think that. I think that that is one of the biggest things that I learned growing up in the real world, corporate America, so to speak, people aren't smarter than you, like they're really not. You would like to think that people who make decisions and are in leadership positions are smarter than you, or more experienced than you, or have some kind of perspective that you don't have, but they don't. They're not really any different. They're just in the room.

John Shull 39:02

I mean, that's half of it. As I get older, and probably a lot of our audience has felt this, you know, it's just, you're just there, right? It doesn't mean that you're smarter or better or even more qualified. You're just there for whatever reason. Anyways, the AI thing, I feel like it's all a money thing, right? But you're right. You lay off people, but I mean, not to be Mr. Doomsday central here, but at some point we're gonna have to have the bubble burst, like we've been saying that now for since the pandemic. But it has to burst. I don't know how. I mean, if you're trying to buy a house with no equity, I don't know anyone can afford it, it's insane,

Nick VinZant 39:46

Oh, yeah. Like, eventually, at some point, this all comes crashing down.

John Shull 39:51

It's just like, what, what's the, what's the rock that falls off the tower, so to speak. You know, that's, I think that's what everyone's waiting for. But no. He seems to know what that is.

Nick VinZant 40:02

I think it'll be the thing that nobody ever predicts. It's that seems to be the way that it always happens. And then we'll all look back and be like, wow, we really shouldn't have done any of this. And you because I was a history major in college, and you would read in about history, and you would always wonder, like, how did they make this clearly stupid decision, like, how did they make these clearly glaring mistakes? And then you live in the present, you're like, Oh, we did it again, and we do it again. I will go back to this, though. So I polled the audience about driving with one or two hands on the wheel. 70% of people say mostly one hand. 20% say mostly two hands. 10% say 5050, I would make a strong argument that even though it's the better way that you're supposed to drive with two hands, people who drive with two hands are probably worse drivers. They're the kind of people that don't get in accidents, but they've caused a number of them.

John Shull 41:03

I mean, I don't know about that. I I will die on this hill that the worst kind of drivers are those who shouldn't be behind the wheel because of their age, and anyone in a pickup truck, that's what I'll die.

Nick VinZant 41:18

Oh yeah, pickup trucks are bad drivers. Bad Drivers, because they're overconfident in their ability.

John Shull 41:25

Do you care at all about Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry?

Nick VinZant 41:32

I mean, I think it's odd, but you find happiness where you find happiness like, that's an I

John Shull 41:39

just that's, that's apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey to me, like, I just don't, it just shouldn't make any sense. You know what? I mean,

Nick VinZant 41:48

yeah, that's why they feel like those like, I don't think that anybody really thinks that Kelsey and Taylor Swift are going to be married for a long time. Like, not, not really, or seem like each other's type, unless the type is just like, hey, let's, let's just get married and get as much attention as we can and have a deal on the side.

John Shull 42:13

I just, I mean, neither of them need it, right? I mean, neither of them need the billionaires

Nick VinZant 42:19

don't want any more money, but they still want it. Like some people, I think that. I think that people who pursue fame, not someone who tries to be really good at their craft, but somebody who pursues fame that's just a black hole that you'll never fill, like they'll never have enough attention, never Wow.

John Shull 42:40

You should, you should put that on a trading card. That was pretty good. Oh,

Nick VinZant 42:43

you're gonna hand out baseball cards at Halloween. Is that you still your idea that's gonna make everybody in the

John Shull 42:48

neighborhood hate you? Yeah. Have you seen the price of chocolate?

Nick VinZant 42:52

Are baseball cards cheaper than chocolate?

John Shull 42:56

Probably not, but I have plenty from I'm not talking about giving out.

Nick VinZant 43:00

You're gonna hand out your old crap. So you're not even gonna buy new baseball cards. You're just gonna get rid

John Shull 43:06

of crap. Yeah, I'm not handing out, like, new cards. These are from like, 1989 Fleer, you know,

Nick VinZant 43:13

oh god. So you're just gonna give some little kids. You're you're just basically gonna use this to get rid of

John Shull 43:17

garbage, and I won't even be handing out the cards. So what do I care? Who's going to hand out the cards? My father in law, apparently,

Nick VinZant 43:29

you know what I passed. So to make this story really quick before to get John on his soapbox, John's father in law likes to put up a lot of inflatables outside of his house. And I think the number was close to 20 or 30 at one time. Is that correct?

John Shull 43:46

Yeah, I forget. I think it was 20 451, year. I think

Nick VinZant 43:51

I saw a house with 20 with, like, maybe 20 inflatables outside of it, and it looked ridiculous, like your house must have looked like a goddamn circus.

John Shull 43:59

Well, that will no longer happen because he is physically unable

Nick VinZant 44:05

to perform. Do you would you rather see him having sex, or your father having sex? You can see your father or your father in law? Which one are you

John Shull 44:15

that what I'm not answering because I'd rather have my eyes guided out with

Nick VinZant 44:19

this. What if they were having sex

John Shull 44:23

once again, that is things that literal

Nick VinZant 44:26

nightmares. Would you rather see having sex your father and father in law, mother and mother in law with each other,

John Shull 44:34

Jesus Christ. I don't want to discuss this or even think about that, and I hope our viewership has turned off

Nick VinZant 44:44

well now just imagine you're no you

Unknown Speaker 44:47

brought this up. I

John Shull 44:54

listen. I want it to be known that I made my second professional wrestling appearance. This past Saturday.

Nick VinZant 45:01

Oh, is that what they're calling it now?

John Shull 45:03

And I actually took a bump or two.

Nick VinZant 45:05

And let's hear it. Let's hear it injured. I can't believe it.

John Shull 45:10

No, you know what I will I'm sure that it's because I'm an outsider, but the group of guys and gals that I am part of their wrestling organization, I mean, they're like, Listen, I'm going to protect you. And I took a pretty nasty punch, or at least it looked that way on tape, but he I got hit in like the shoulder, like it was nowhere near my face. It's all acting, and I did a pretty good job.

Nick VinZant 45:39

So on a scale of one to five. It's real to me, damn it. What would you give your performance a

Unknown Speaker 45:48

five? I was fantastic. Whoa,

Nick VinZant 45:51

that's I gotta tell you. Have a link. Do you have a link we can put in the episode so that people can watch?

John Shull 45:57

Uh, it should be up by then. Yeah, I will send it to you if I find it. I was, yeah, I love it, man. I love entertaining. I love acting like it's it's awesome. I love that seem fun like I because I get to be somebody else in you know, I get to be a bad guy, which, if you know me, I'm like, the opposite of a bad guy in real life. I'm this giant teddy bear that looks like I eat Snickers and drink Gatorade every day like I'm not sure why that makes me I don't know

Nick VinZant 46:31

exactly what somebody like. I can't really picture in my head like, Man, that guy looks like he eats Snickers and drinks Gatorade every day. I actually don't even hate Snickers. I noticed I do. I can see you're a little more confident, right? Like, you're swooping the hair more in, like, a stylish way. You're out of the dad thing, right? You're moving it like you got a little bit more confidence in yourself. You're moving out of the dad thing.

John Shull 46:56

I started going, I started going to, like this, this gym, like, like, where they have classes. So, like, I'm, you know, I've, I'm feeling kind of good. I'm gonna get, hopefully, nice and strong again. And,

Nick VinZant 47:08

wait a minute, are you doing, like, aerobics you got there in a dance to Zumba class, dude,

John Shull 47:14

I would, God, I would. I'm not even kidding. If I could just do dance robots, or whatever they're called, I would do them. I mean, who doesn't love to dance? I would just love to do that.

Nick VinZant 47:23

I'm not gonna lie to you, first of all, I wouldn't do that, but there is a Saturday morning gym class, the Zumba class at my gym that I go to that like, man, that does look pretty fun. Like, just,

John Shull 47:36

yeah, it's okay. Anyways, it's by, by next summer, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna be on Andro and hydroxy cut.

Nick VinZant 47:48

Will you just write out? Will you just roid out? Just head annoyed

John Shull 47:53

out. My heart would probably explode, to be honest. Oh

Nick VinZant 47:56

yeah, you're not gonna make it through, like, heavy doses of that. Like, like you're not. You don't have the heart for it. Like the guy's not. You're the kind of guy that like the dealer, like, No man, I'm not telling you this. I'm not selling this to you, buddy.

John Shull 48:10

All right, real fast, because you made me think of that. How crazy is that Chauncey Billups illegal gambling ring that that they busted that? Hey, just to give the audience just like 10 seconds, Chauncey Billups, Detroit piston, Hall of Famer, one of the greatest ever, basically the middle man for the mafia to bring in rich people to these poker games. And then they would cheat by using x ray tables and like glasses where you could see the cards. It was pretty high level stuff. I feel I don't.

Nick VinZant 48:51

I'm just not surprised I find to me by okay, my first reaction to it was like, How are my first reaction to it was like, Oh, let's see how big a hypocrites all these people on TV are because they're talking about this thing. Like, it's so bad. Meanwhile, we're sponsored by FanDuel and ESPN bet. Like, what? What are you really saying? Like, Oh, he's, he's this guy's terrible because he was gambling. Pull down the bug that says that we're sponsored by like MGM Grand gambling has taken over sports. Has absolutely taken over sports.

John Shull 49:36

I mean, it's, I wouldn't say, just has now. I do think it, for sure, has now, just because of the access that everybody can have. And I don't know how any major sports organization can combat it, like, because, literally, all you have, I could this whole episode. I could have been sports betting with you, like, it's that easy.

Nick VinZant 49:58

That's my thing. Is. Like. Don't clutch your pearls, then afterwards, right? Like Chauncey Billups, because major story, I can't believe the corruption. I mean, I mean, it is big. That's, I think that's the only problem that really anybody has with it. Was the idea, it wasn't that they were gambling, was the idea that they were cheating. That's really only anything cares about cheating at it

John Shull 50:20

well, and I think of him as a person. And I mean, you are now caught in between all these rich people that you effed over and the the they kept saying the five families of the mafia, which I didn't even know there were still five families the mafia, but I guess there are, like, that's a really dangerous place to be in if you're Chauncey Billups.

Nick VinZant 50:43

Oh yeah, like you. I wonder what they had to be doing to find himself in that situation. I haven't seen a thing, though. If they said that he was, was he actively participating in it, or is it kind of, I'm could be completely here, wrong? But if I remember right, like the Gilbert Arenas thing, who is another former basketball player that got busted for something along the lines of gambling, but it was really just like a house that he owned. He wasn't there. It was just was, but I don't know if Billups was actually involved in it, or was like involving him, and it was like he was just happened to be there at the game, and did he know about it, I guess, is the thing.

John Shull 51:22

I mean, he was a head coach, and I think, I think there's two things with him, which is what makes it so intriguing. One was the cheating on the games. Then the second was him, like legitimately being the middleman, you know, for Hey, bring in Mark Cuban to spend $5 million on a game knowing that, like you know, Mark Cuban was going to lose all his money to whoever he was playing against.

Nick VinZant 51:47

It's It's interesting. It's fascinating. I just don't feel like, from a moral perspective, that they're so bad when we're all kind of guilty of it, they just got me hot.

John Shull 52:02

I mean, listen, if you could tell me that I could cheat and win, I mean, I'd probably consider,

Nick VinZant 52:08

well, that's the thing too. Like, right? These people were arrested for doing the thing that a lot of people would probably do if they thought they could do it,

John Shull 52:16

like, if you were to hand me a pair of X ray glasses. No one's turning that nobody?

Nick VinZant 52:21

No, yeah, that's the problem. That's the thing that I have with it, is that people kind of being hypocrites about it, and acting like they did something so morally wrong, which, I mean, really the thing that they did was cheating, but like, you would have cheated too, if you could have right,

John Shull 52:40

wouldn't even think twice about it. But I don't have to worry about that, because no one's coming to me with a pair of X ray glasses asking me to win $10 million so yet,

Nick VinZant 52:51

gambling doesn't appeal to me. It's too I can't handle the stress. $5 is about the most I'm willing to wager. I can't I can't

John Shull 53:00

handle it. I will say I've been in Vegas with choice with you at least once, once or yes, yeah, you, you were, you, you were more of a sit back and talk to other people and have them waste their money trying to get their room comped.

Nick VinZant 53:16

Oh, yeah, God, he didn't get his room comp friend of ours went on roulette and got all the way up to 18 $800 which is a lot at the time, and then lost it all. He didn't get his room comped, even though he screamed it 15 times. Anyway, you got anything else? Are you ready?

Unknown Speaker 53:34

Let's go. Let's do it. So

Nick VinZant 53:37

our top five was a listener suggestion, top five ways to refer to a party. To number five,

John Shull 53:47

do we? Does his listener have a name?

Nick VinZant 53:49

No. Oh, anonymous suggestion.

John Shull 53:53

Can I call them Charles? Yes, perfect. Well, thanks, Charles. Appreciate you. My number my number five is, I'm gonna go with probably the most formal of suggestions. And I like this title. I've always loved this title, and that is just a black tie affair.

Nick VinZant 54:13

Oh, okay, all right. That's what I would call like a field party. I would use it like reverse psychology?

John Shull 54:23

No, I like, I like. I've always liked the black tie affair. You know, you know you're getting dressed up. It's gonna be a good, nice time.

Nick VinZant 54:34

I've always liked a good sausage fest. Anytime I hear a party being referred to as a sausage fest. I just laugh. It's just a perfect description of what's happening there. You hear somebody say sausage fest. You know exactly what a party looks like.

John Shull 54:51

That's a really good one. I I never heard sausage fest? Yeah, of course. I mean never to like, yeah, I have. I've been at a few sausage. Fest, I feel I get you.

Nick VinZant 55:03

It's just hilarious to me. It was a sausage fest. Oh yeah, man,

John Shull 55:09

my list is gonna be pretty boring, I think, compared to yours. Now looking okay, okay, okay, my number four is just to hang out, just, you know, just hanging out, just getting together and having a few brews with the old buds, hanging

Nick VinZant 55:25

out. Okay, okay, that's pretty boring. I'm gonna hide my face. You want to hang out? My number four is a shin dig. I love saying the word Shindig.

John Shull 55:40

Uh, yeah, I don't know it's I've never, ever said, Hey, let's get together and have Shindig, man.

Nick VinZant 55:48

You said, look, I mean, let's hang out. Like you don't really say anything. Like, I would never be like, Hey, man, you want to hang out, come over. Yeah? Sausage fest. Your number three,

John Shull 56:06

the wing. Ding, you ever heard of a wing? Ding, no, let's go, come on over. Let's have a wing day. True story, I actually, actually said that once and only one person showed up out of the five I invited.

Nick VinZant 56:24

Yeah, that's that is the appropriate response. I have more respect for those people than I do for you. Wing ding, my number three is a kegger. Okay? That is 18 to 23 year old when you went to a kegger.

John Shull 56:40

So I have that combined with a toga. A toga party is my number two, because they're both like college parties.

Nick VinZant 56:47

At what age can you no longer have a keg in your house

John Shull 56:55

whenever you are old enough to not be able to handle one beer?

Nick VinZant 56:59

I don't think you should have a head. I don't think that you should have a keg in your house past the age of 27 I mean, can't be 32 with a keg. Why? You just can't

Speaker 1 57:15

bourbon. Well, bourbon.

Nick VinZant 57:19

I actually know somebody who bought a barrel of bourbon. It's like $2,000 I was like, what are you gonna do with that? Yeah, what did they do with that? Probably, no, they still have it. It's like 20 years later.

John Shull 57:34

Well, get them on the podcast. Let's see what

Nick VinZant 57:36

they're doing with it. Not the kind of person, the kind of the kind of person who buys a barrel of whiskey for themselves, not the kind of person that I'm really associating with. I think they're criminal. I think that we also brought them up in a way. In last episode, when we met, talked about how many people we knew who went

John Shull 57:54

to prison. That's fair. That's fair to number two. So my number two is the A kegger and a toga party. Oh, it was, did you already say that? I did say it, but it's fine, fine. My number

Nick VinZant 58:08

two is a rager. You know what you're getting into if you're going to a rager, like, that's going to be good time, but you should probably leave a little early.

John Shull 58:18

I just never understood like, the term rager. Does that mean like, we're gonna get so effed up that we're gonna just start kicking the crap out of each other, or like rage

Nick VinZant 58:30

in whatever form it it happens like you just rage, and you don't know which way it's gonna go, like you rage, and it might be like a fun rage, it might be a little bit of a violent rage. That's why you got to leave early if it's going to be going to be a rager like you don't want to you want to be in the you want to be in the middle of people leaving like you want to leave a little early.

John Shull 58:54

All right, so my number one is I was so I was going to put rave as my number one, but I decided to take that off, because I've actually only been to like three raves in my entire life, and they weren't that great. They were actually full of controversy and terribleness. So my number one, I'm gonna go with a blowout. Oh,

Nick VinZant 59:20

okay, okay, my number one is a hoot nanny, course it is. What's wrong with a hoot nanny?

Unknown Speaker 59:30

Because no one even knows how to say that.

Nick VinZant 59:33

Oh, I don't know how to spell it, but I know hoot nanny is a good time.

John Shull 59:38

That's like a blowout, like, if I'm saying. I'm like, Hey, let's go and get fucking smashed tonight. Let's have a blowout. You know what's happening? You know what's happening.

Nick VinZant 59:47

I feel the same way about bash Soiree. What other ones do you have? What's your honorable mention? I got a few. Soiree is a good one.

John Shull 59:56

Sorry. I mean, I had bash on there. Or I also nobody will know what this is, but that sounds really dumb. Pineapple foot. Come on, man, let's get together and have a pineapple foot. Like I said, no one will get get that one rave. I'll put rave officially on there, yeah, that's, that's kind of it

Nick VinZant 1:00:23

a pineapple foot.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:26

Pineapple foot. Let's get together. Have a pineapple foot.

Nick VinZant 1:00:29

Man, you know, a pineapple is the international symbol of Swingers, right?

John Shull 1:00:34

I do know that, and that kind of has to deal with some things. So you think your parents were swingers?

Nick VinZant 1:00:42

Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. Really helps us out. We really appreciate it and let us know what you think are the best words for party. I was gonna say synonym, but I never quite remember what a synonym is. I think it's a synonym. Can't have a good shindig without a I'll just yeah, I'll stop. I.

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Ghosts, Monsters, Alien Abductions, Secret Societies, New York Times Bestselling Author Colin Dickey studies them all. His goal is to discover why we’re so fascinated with things we can’t explain.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant, coming up in this episode the unexplained and video games,

Colin Dickey 0:21

ghosts, they help ameliorate our fear of death. Monsters demarcate the edge of the known world, without a doubt, one of the most bad vibes place I've ever been to in my life. We as a we, we as a democratic society. Fundamentally believe in democracy, but don't believe it works very

Nick VinZant 0:45

well. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because he has written about and studied extensively, everything from Ghosts and hauntings to secret societies, alien abductions and cryptids. This is author, Colin dickey. Why are we fascinated by the unexplained? You

Colin Dickey 1:14

want on some level, kind of mastery over a thing. And the problem with the unexplained is that it it resists that mastery. So I'm fascinated with why people sort of continue to try and explain the unexplainable, and what that says about us.

Nick VinZant 1:30

What do you think our kind of fascination with ghosts like? What does that say about us?

Colin Dickey 1:35

Ghosts do different things to different people, but like, broadly, I think you could say, for example, they help ameliorate our fear of death, right? You know, if, if ghosts are real, then death is not the end in some form or another, and that's comforting. It also helps us manage, like, grief, you know, spiritualism and like, the belief that you could, like, communicate with dead loved ones through, you know, table seances and stuff like that. I mean, that got a huge boost after the Civil War, when traditional sort of burial rituals were interrupted by the war. So you know, your son, who you know, died, quote, unquote, before his time, you know, at an Antietam or whatever. You know, 100 miles, hundreds of miles away from you. His body has never recovered. You can't give him a proper burial. You didn't get a chance to say goodbye. He's He's young, so all of these sort of normal things are interrupted. And what you do instead is you have a, you know, a seance, and you, you reach out to him, and he tells you, you know, Mom and Dad, I'm in, I'm in Summerland. I'm doing fine. I'm happy. I love you. Goodbye, and so, you know, so ghosts kind of help deal with grief. They help deal with our fear of death. I think they also kind of explain, I mean, for me, on like, a fundamental level, they help explain weird architecture, like they like when you we've all been in just kind of buildings that just felt weird or off, you know, and that is just kind of a thing that's, that's, I, you know, I tried to sort of put in into words, but I find like a thing you come back to a lot of times, does

Nick VinZant 3:16

the United States seem to, in any way think about mysterious things differently than other places. But

Colin Dickey 3:24

a lot of these ghost stories, and particularly the more popular ones, a lot of them become ways for us to deal with our own kind of traumatic, unprocessed history that you know does not get sort of mentioned in the light of day and takes the form of ghost stories. And in the United States, like one of the most famous and obvious example is the the stereotype of the Haunted Indian burial ground, right? This whole idea that shows up in horror movies over and over again, you know? And it's, it's all predicated on the idea that, you know, Anglo Americans, on some level, are aware of the fact that, you know, the land that they built their houses on are is not, is not theirs, and so that that comes out in these stories of haunted Indian burial grounds. But it's not necessarily a direct sort of confrontation or acknowledgement of the Native American genocide so much as it is a kind of way of, like recognizing it while setting it aside, you know, so yet, so that it's a kind of cool spook story. But there, you know, but there's, there's no, no direct head on confrontation with with history and trauma and our sort of role and responsibility of and so it just sort of gets told as a ghost story instead. Does it

Nick VinZant 4:43

say something broadly about the person, if they really believe in these things?

Colin Dickey 4:47

I you know people who believe in ghosts, usually, in my experience, they fall into one or two categories, either they had an experience that they just can't explain, or they really want to have had an. Experience that they just can't explain. And those are both kind of different, you know, psychological profiles, but I but that those seem to be the kind of two types that I talked to the

Nick VinZant 5:08

most. Have we kind of always been obsessed with them?

Colin Dickey 5:13

You know, we have recorded ghost stories going back to Pliny the Younger and, you know, living and renting a house and finding a ghost. And then, you know, the ghost, like, led him to the spot in the backyard, and he dug it up and found these, these bones, and, you know, didn't know who they were, but gave them a proper burial, and the ghost went away. That's, you know, that's ancient Greek. Like, we've always had these stories of ghosts, yeah, and they're, they're pretty universal across culture.

Nick VinZant 5:38

Is there a similar kind of metaphor, so to speak, going on with the monsters, the cryptids that we believe in, ghosts.

Colin Dickey 5:46

Ghosts live in houses. They live in urban areas. They live in, you know, hotels. I mean, yeah, they live in cemeteries too. But they are, they are coterminous with human habitation and human settlement in some form. The thing about cryptids is they always live kind of on the edge of civilization. So they live, you know, in the Redwood Forest north of San Francisco, you know, like, so it's, they're close, but they're not, they're not in civilization. Or, you know, lock you know, Loch Ness, or, you know, Mount Everest, where the Yeti lived, you know, like so they are less about human civilization and more about the edge of human civilization. They are, you know, if you think of like the old medieval maps of the world, where you would have, you know, Jerusalem and Europe in the center of the world. And then as you got further and further out, you would get, you know, depictions of dragons and monsters, and this idea that, like, you know, monsters demarcate the edge of the known world, and those maps literally monsters meant you'd reach the end of the world. But I think we keep that, that myth alive when we're, like, looking for Bigfoot or whatever. And I think there is this, it's more of this kind of longing that people have for belief that they're still kind of unspoiled, you know, wildernesses, that they can go out and sort of, you know, reconnect with a kind of more primal landscape, you know, I think of like the opening of Heart of Darkness, where the narrator talks about, you know, like at that time, there are still white spaces on the map, you know, and That, like, that's people want, that people want to believe that there's some unspoiled white space on the map where they can still go out and adventure.

Nick VinZant 7:27

Is that the same or similar to why we kind of focus on alien abductions,

Colin Dickey 7:33

aliens and UFOs also mark the edge of the known universe? I think that what's really fascinating to me is that you know you either, you either believe in the Loch Ness monster, you don't. But if you believe in the Loch Ness monster, you you think that it's just a creature who is elusive, right? Like he's just, you know, underwater most of the time, or she's underwater, she's messy. Whereas if you believe in UFOs, you automatically, I don't think, I don't think there's any other way around it. You believe that there's a government conspiracy. Government Conspiracy, you know there's, there's no way to believe in UFOs, and also not think that somehow the government is hiding at least something. And I think that's a really fascinating distinction between these two kinds of beliefs, that one of them requires conspiracy theories in a way that the that you know cryptids or ghosts really don't.

Nick VinZant 8:24

Do you find, though, like, which one is the cart and which one is the horse? Do they believe in the UFO and then kind of go into the conspiracies? Or do they go into the conspiracies and then the UFO comes about?

Colin Dickey 8:39

I mean, historically, no. And historically, it was the UFOs and then the conspiracies. Because, like, in the late 40s, when we first started really getting, you know, UFO flaps, like, you know, Kenneth Arnold's sighting over Mount Rainier, that was national news. And then, you know, you started hearing more and more of these things. I mean, everybody just assumed it was a matter of time. You know, it was like, everybody's like, Oh, we're seeing them in the skies every day. It's just going to be a matter of time before they land. And is, you know, it's a little bit like the rapture, right? Like, it's a little bit like Jesus is coming any day now, right? Like all the signs are there, you know, it's imminent. And then when Jesus doesn't come, then you have to make up a story for why Jesus didn't come, right? You have to say, like, oh, well, you know, we weren't pure enough in our hearts, or there's too much wickedness in the world, or, you know, we made the calculations wrong. So, so the longer this, this imminent, expected thing goes on, the more you need to come up with a story to explain why it didn't happen. And with UFOs, that just became the government. You know, at first it was just we were, we were going to see this thing. It was going to happen immediately. But it, it never did. They never landed. They never came out and said, We come in peace. And so if you're going to cling to that belief, you have to have a an explanation for why they've, they've been seen in the skies now for over you know. Know, 75 years, and yet, you know, we don't have definitive proof. Well, the only thing you can come up with is, you know, the government's keeping it from

Nick VinZant 10:08

us. Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions, yeah, sure. What would you consider to be the most haunted places in America?

Colin Dickey 10:17

I mean, what do we mean by haunted? Is the first question, like, ghost per square foot, objective scariness of said ghosts, most traumatic, you know, unsolved murders in the same house, like, what? Okay, so of the places I've been so, you know, that's a hard it's a hard question to just understand the parameters

Nick VinZant 10:41

I would assume they probably mean, like, the scariest,

Colin Dickey 10:44

yeah, like, what I can say is, one of the places I went to was the Moundsville penitentiary in Moundsville, West Virginia, which was an active prison from like, the mid 19th century until the 1990s and Was it, was, it haunted, I don't know, but in without a doubt, one of the most bad vibes place I've ever been to in my life, just taking a tour there and like, and like, some of that is just the because it was built that way. It was built the sort of belief of kind of, you know, prison philosophy at the time was part of your sentence, part of the, you know, it wasn't just doing time. It was that you would be doing time in a place that was meant to invoke melancholy, so that you would be like you would be made to sort of emotionally suffer as part of your prison sense. And so prisons were built. And you know, if you've been to the Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, it's of that same era and that same model, prisons were built to just make you feel bad physically. And so this place just had, like, it had like, low ceilings, it had narrow walls, it was this big stone fortress, and it just felt bad to be there. And then you see these cells that were designed for two people. Had two bunks on the wall. But they had, like, by the end of the prisons run in the 90s, they had four prisoners to a cell. So they would have one guy sleeping under the lower bunk on the floor, and then another guy on a mattress in the middle of the room. And you just, like, you just got the sense of just like, like, this was a, this was a place built to generate bad fives, and then it just got worse and worse over time that like, so that like, and that place just felt bad to be in. And, you know, I think, like, you could say, okay, that that's, that's ghosts, and certainly, a lot of awful things happened there. A lot of people were murdered. Lot of terrible people who, you know, were terrible criminals did time there. You know, there was a, there was a, like, a corner that was used for executions like but that was definitely one of the, just like the places that I just felt awful being there and kind of couldn't wait to get out,

Nick VinZant 13:00

whichever way you kind of believe whether these things are real or not really real. Was there a place that made you feel the other way, like, oh, I don't believe this, or I do believe this, but this place that kind of made me feel differently?

Colin Dickey 13:16

Well, this is, this is also in ghostland, the one place that I came closest to seeing, for whatever it's worth, sort of definitive evidence was I got, I got hired by Maxa magazine to go write a feature about the owner of the brothel, the Mustang ranch. And so I spent three days hanging out in the moth in the Mustang ranch with the women who work there. And the feature never came out. They killed the feature. But while I was hanging out, I was just talking to madam. She mentioned casually that the Mustang Ranch was haunted. And so, of course, I'm like, I'm like, Tell me more, you know. And you know, she was describing the various things that she saw or like or that, you know, people claim to see. And there was, like, one, one wing that, you know, people always saw ghosts in. And like, The parking lot is haunted, because some, like, I got shot there and all this stuff. And like, the other thing while I was there was because I was, you know, trying to understand what it's like working in a in a brothel. And like, you know, I started to see just for the women who work there. And I, you know, I don't think this is that surprising, but just how psychologically, you know, emotionally difficult that job is, you know, I mean, like to set aside the physical aspect. It's just, you know, I said at one point I was like, it sounds like what you guys do is sort of like, like, 90% emotional labor. And the women all said, no, no, it's 100% emotional labor, so it's this very emotionally taxing job. And when I was talking to madam about the ghost, she said, you know, like, well, you know, a lot of times it's the girls who don't who aren't really working out, who are really struggling, having a hard time with this job. You know that? See the ghosts. And so I said to her, I was like, Oh, well, that kind of makes sense. Maybe this is, like, it's just a way of, like, you're under psychological pressure, and this kind of, you know, it manifests itself, you know, the stress and the anxiety manifests itself in, like, seeing ghosts. And maybe that's, it's just a psychological thing. And she was like, no, no, I see them too. But, like, but then she she grabbed this woman who was walking by, and she's like, hey, hey, hey, go, go get your camera or go get your phone and show them the videos. So she comes back with this video of this woman. So this is in outside of Reno, and this woman lives in Los Angeles, and she comes up for like, a week or two at a time to work, and then goes back to LA and and she's a boyfriend, and so she sends her boyfriend videos while she's up there. And so she was recording this video for her boyfriend, and it's just her and like lingerie, just sort of like dancing in front of the camera, and there's this like glowing orb, like this little ball of light that obviously she can't see, but is visible in the video. And it's just sort of like fluttering around her head, and she pays no notice of it. And then, like, 30 or 40 seconds in the video, it, it goes off screen, it flies off screen, and then a couple seconds later it, like flies rushing back on screen. And the moment it hits her temple, she falls over. In the video, it's really funny and like, and like, she, of course, like, she's just like, I don't know, at the time, I just thought I had lost my balance. And it wasn't until I looked at the video that I saw this orb, but she, you know, and I was like, wow, that's, that's certainly a video I just watched. But yeah, so,

Nick VinZant 16:36

yeah, that's one of those who's like, Well, how do you explain that one again.

Colin Dickey 16:41

Like, that's why, I think, like, getting into the question of, like, you know, Are ghosts real, is sort of just less interesting, because if you believe in ghosts, there's nothing anybody can say that will convince you otherwise, whereas if you were a skeptic, there's nothing, there's no proof anybody can offer that will make you a believer. And like, it's, you know, it's like religion. It's like, fundamentally, just a thing you can't it just feels really personal. And so I just kind of try and size up that question altogether, kind

Nick VinZant 17:06

of getting into your newest book. This one deals with that, how would you say that secret societies have affected us? Like, how have they changed America?

Colin Dickey 17:14

I did this book on ghosts, and then I did this book on UFOs and Bigfoot. And as I mentioned, as I move from the kind of more politically neutral questions like ghost and ghost and Bigfoot into UFOs. And I was like, Oh, you there's, there's, this gets straight into conspiracy theories. And I started out really broadly. When I started researching that book, I just sort of said, Okay, I'm going to look at any, any secret society real or imagine that is, you know, not visible and above board, but which has, you know, attempted, or is accused of attempting, to subvert American democracy or American law in some way, and, you know, and I was thinking very much about the Freemasons and the Illuminati, and, you know, the anti Semitism that runs through this country, but I found quickly through that lens, some things that that fit that criteria that I wasn't expecting. Were like the Underground Railroad and the CIA in the 1960s you know, these were like, you know, secret groups that were intentionally violating American laws for various reasons. And so the what I found when I started to really add all these things up, is that we, as a we, we as a democratic society, fundamentally believe in democracy, but don't believe it works very well. And secret societies, and that's happening right now too. Secret Societies are a really good way for you to convince yourself that your belief system is right, and the only reason that it's not popular is because the will of the people has been subverted in some way. So you know, you know everything from you know the Jews control the media, or the Catholics are buying the vote, or, you know, the Illuminati are in charge of everything. Like these are all ways of convincing yourself that what you see right before your eyes isn't actually true, and they get invoked frequently throughout American history. I think when you know, for the most part, we're sort of raised to think that there's the Salem Witch Trials of 6092, and the McCarthy hearings of the 1950s those were the two moments in which this kind of paranoia of invisible groups kind of boiled over and and became a kind of hysteria. But in fact, these things happen all the time, you know. I mean, I grew up in the 80s with the Satanic Panic and the idea that Satanists were running, you know, daycares and involving your children, and, like, awful satanic rituals. And like, you know, these were, these were daycares that that supposedly these rituals were. Having in basements. And the daycares didn't have basements. There was, there was no basement. It was built in California. California homes don't have basements So, but it didn't matter, right? Because it was because people were so spun up about this idea of these hidden Satanists, and that these hidden Satanists were like a catch all explanation for everything that was going wrong in the 80s, you know, and so, and that just happens over and over again, and we're dealing with it now. So you know the answer, like, What? What? How do secret societies, like affect us? They are. They are repeatedly, in my opinion, used to demonize and bash certain segments of the population, usually, usually, but not always, by the right attacking the left to stifle social progress and social change.

Nick VinZant 20:44

Do you think our monsters will change? Yeah.

Colin Dickey 20:48

I mean, sure, we, we always got to have new monsters. I mean, like, you know, like, when I was looking at cryptids, right? I mean, you know, I think of, I think of the the canonical cryptids that I grew up with in like, the 70s and 80s with, like, you know, Bigfoot and Loch Ness monster, and, you know, it's just like the Yeti and, like, maybe the chupacabra. He's kind of a newcomer, but, you know, he's, yeah, but now, you know, like, what people are like, I, you know, I met these guys who are, like, talking about dog man. And dog man's a big, big, cryptic guy, right? But like, dog man is like, unlike Bigfoot, who is like, supposedly, just like, a missing link. We just haven't taxonomized him yet. Dog man is like, straight up supernatural. Dog man is like, can talk. There's no sense of like, how dog man evolved. But dog man, these guys were like, Yeah, we were in the woods, and we saw dog man fighting Bigfoot, and Bigfoot was trying to save us from dog man. And I'm like, All right, you guys are kind of gilding the lily, like it's cool and creepy when you say you just saw a pair of red eyes. That's cool and creepy. But when you're describing a full on like Mortal Kombat action sequence, less less compelling, less convincing to me. But yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. These things change all the time, and they and new generations tend to have new kind of monsters to suit the need. Do you

Nick VinZant 22:11

think that will happen with the things that we think are ghosts or hauntings? Like, will it change in a certain way? Or, like, No, it'll always kind of be the same.

Colin Dickey 22:22

Well, yeah. So I mean, like, when you think of like a haunted house, I'm guessing, I mean, nine people out of 10 are gonna think of a Victorian,

Nick VinZant 22:31

yeah, I'm gonna think of an old house.

Colin Dickey 22:34

So one of the things I came to the conclusion of is, like, part of the reason a building comes to be haunted is because it outlives its moment, right? Like the Victorian that doesn't get torn down and just kind of persists because nobody needs to tear it down. But there, that's how it gets haunted. Or, you know, the the the Kirkbride asylums, which is a kind of asylum built in the 19th century, that were very popular most cities had one are these massive buildings, and they're physically difficult to demolish. So even as the field of psychiatry changed and people decided, well, this is not how we want to institutionalize people anymore, in this context, we're going to build new kind of more modern hospitals for for people with mental health issues, you still have these buildings, right? You still have the and they're still stuck there. And so I think that a haunted building is one, in many ways, that has outlived its time, and that's going to change with time. I mean, like, you know, there are buildings that we're building now that seem sort of on the, you know, cutting edge of architecture and style that will probably be around in 100 years when, you know, tastes and functionality have moved on, but we'll still be sitting there, and people probably like, want to think of them as

Nick VinZant 23:54

haunted. I've never really thought about hauntings being kind of all about architecture.

Colin Dickey 23:58

It's so much of so much of our lives are just spent in buildings, right? And like, and over the years, they're kind of adapted for kind of certain use habits, right? So, like, so like, one of the most basic things when I was like, when I first started looking at like, weird houses and sort of thinking about why these houses made me, like, uncomfortable, is like, Oh man, this house has like, a bathroom off the kitchen. That's not where you put bathrooms. That's just weird, you know, like, you put the bathroom down the hall, you don't put the bathroom in the middle of the kitchen, like and like, and so it's like, stuff like that. Where I was like, I was like, well, there's nothing physically wrong with that. I mean, it's fine, but it's weird and it doesn't feel right. And I just started to notice that the houses that I was most predisposed to think of as haunted were often houses that were built or structured or arranged in such a way that just felt like non standard and like off, you know. And I think that and when you look at famously haunted houses or famously haunted hotels, you often find. Some kind of architectural quirk that I think plays into you know, that that how that building's reputation

Nick VinZant 25:08

growing up, my house had a bathroom in the kitchen, right? I could picture it perfectly green, green and white tile floor with a bathroom in the kitchen. Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. That's pretty much all the questions I have. Is there anything that you think that we missed? What's kind of coming up next for you? Where can people find the books, that kind of stuff,

Colin Dickey 25:28

books are books are available wherever, and get them on, you know, whatever, whatever bookstore site that you like up next? I mostly, what I'm doing right now is I do a series for Alice obscura called Monster of the month, where every month I, like, delve into another, another story. So you know the Fresno night crawler, or, you know, the chupacabra, or something like that. Those are a lot of fun. People can check those out through Alice obscura. And I also have a column with them called eerie feeling, which is more about, like, weird places and like, Why? Why is this place weird, and what's the story behind that? So? So, yeah, but I'm around and Yeah, feel free to say hi and share a story.

Nick VinZant 26:11

I want to thank Colin so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version of this interview is available now. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. How many people do you know that have been to or are in

John Shull 26:44

prison? So we're not talking jail, we're talking prison, prison, right? Not

Nick VinZant 26:49

jail, prison.

John Shull 26:53

I mean, I can think of four off the top of my head.

Nick VinZant 27:00

I only know two people that I've for sure have been to prison, but I can think of maybe one or two other ones that probably have been in prison, and I might just not know it like they just seem like they've had the kind of life where, yeah, they, I wouldn't be surprised if they've been in prison. So I would say I know three. Do you think you know more than five?

John Shull 27:22

Yeah, the more I'm thinking about it, the more Yes,

Nick VinZant 27:26

is there a certain number in your mind that if you know this many people who've been in prison, it says something about you?

John Shull 27:33

I mean, I don't think that's fair to say really. I mean,

Nick VinZant 27:37

i i With, with the caveat that it changes based on the financial situation that you were born into. So like, if you were born into poverty, I think that you can have a higher number and your circle can be a little bit narrower. But if you were born rich, then you have to have a lower number, and your circle expands. So like, if you were born impoverished, you can know 10 people and only, like immediate family and people you hung out with count. But if you were born rich, then you only get, like, one or two and anybody you know counts, yeah.

John Shull 28:16

I mean, I think that's fair. I think I'd say those are good guidelines.

Nick VinZant 28:22

I don't think that you if you're middle class, solidly middle class, I don't think you should know more than seven people who have been in prison.

John Shull 28:32

That's fair. I mean, I'm right around there. I think,

Nick VinZant 28:35

I think that if you go beyond that, though, that's a sign that you're you've been hanging out with the wrong crowds.

John Shull 28:41

Doesn't matter on the length of prison sentence.

Nick VinZant 28:46

Yeah, if they're doing life, I feel like that should count one and a half, maybe even two. If they're doing like life in prison, if it's multiple, you get an extra half a person for every life sentence. So if somebody has 25 years to life, you get one and a half people. If somebody's got like five life sentences, then you get more than that. Let's cap that at three though. I mean, maybe you just like happy to go to school with a serial killer.

John Shull 29:21

So I didn't, I don't have the pleasure of knowing somebody that I know of that is like a full on serial killer.

Nick VinZant 29:28

What's the most amount of time somebody you know has gotten you think anybody's? Do you know anybody who's doing life in prison like they're never coming out?

John Shull 29:41

No, nobody, life. Well, the longest was, I think, 55

Nick VinZant 29:46

years. Oh, I mean, that's pretty much life. I

John Shull 29:50

will say that I really hope I never do anything terrifying or terrible, because prisons just sounds absolutely horrifying.

Nick VinZant 29:59

It. Oh, yeah, we're not cut out for prison. Like we're not. I'm not cut I would, I would be destroyed in prison.

John Shull 30:09

I'm just That's because you're a smart ass,

Nick VinZant 30:13

yeah, not big enough to pull it off.

John Shull 30:16

Never know, never know. You're kind of kind of feisty, wired. That

Nick VinZant 30:20

didn't help you a lot when you're up against four people like being feisty just gets you hit harder.

John Shull 30:28

I will say I had a friend for a while who was a warden, or not a warden. He was a correctional officer when in the warden's office in a prison in North Dakota. Oh, stories he would tell me were insane.

Nick VinZant 30:45

I pulled the audience about this. What do you think most people answered? The options were less than five, five to 1010, to 2020, plus. What do you think most people answered? Five to 10, 85% said less than five. 5% said five to 10. 10% said 10 to 20.

John Shull 31:09

I mean, once you start getting into double digits, I feel like that's a lot.

Nick VinZant 31:13

Yeah, I don't think that you should know double digit numbers of people in prison. You should if you know more than 20 people who are in prison, you really need to reevaluate your life choices.

John Shull 31:27

I do feel like you have to, like, Nick's, drug charges,

Nick VinZant 31:32

oh yeah, like, things like, yeah, I would agree with that.

John Shull 31:37

But serious, like, I don't want to say more serious, but more serious crimes,

Nick VinZant 31:43

violent crimes, yeah, yeah, like,

John Shull 31:47

all right. Was that it?

Nick VinZant 31:49

That was it? I know once, no one person that I know who is in prison is probably there for life.

John Shull 31:59

I actually thinking back on it. I think I do know. I think we both know somebody that is serving a life in prison.

Nick VinZant 32:06

So we had a co worker who went to prison for having inappropriate online materials. I think people can read into what this was like. John and I weren't friends with him. We just but does that person count? Like, we know him, but that's like,

John Shull 32:24

I mean, we worked in a small office together. You get to whether you're friends or not, you get to know them.

Nick VinZant 32:34

Yeah, we do know him. I wouldn't have ever thought anything they were different, but I wouldn't have thought

John Shull 32:42

that isn't that what the MO is. Or, you know, unfortunately, when the news goes to the family of a serial killer or a mass shooting suspect, and we didn't know anything, he was just normal. He seemed to bet off that day. But other than that, he was normal, like no, nobody knows.

Nick VinZant 33:02

I think that people can get a sense. I think that people are very good at getting an immediate sense, and then they kind of find reasons to ignore it, a little bit like I wonder if we had just met that guy at a party or something like that. If we met him in a limited capacity, would we have still thought that he was normal or seem normal ish and had normal instrument interests,

John Shull 33:28

the people you got to watch out for, the ones that you think are the creepers, because they probably are.

Nick VinZant 33:35

Yeah, yeah, there's something right. He didn't work in an industry that anyway, we should probably just move on. That's all I got.

John Shull 33:44

All right. Well, let's get to the some shout outs then, huh? Okay, okay. All right, we're gonna start off with Jim Robinson, Austin flowers, Alvaro Tellez, who I like it, Jamal boumatay, fancy Claude, Claude Sorrells, Phil Matheny, Josh Junker, William Wamsley, Steven McComber and Aaron Amond.

Nick VinZant 34:14

Could you do those from memory without looking at your piece of paper? No, don't look. You just looked at your piece of

John Shull 34:21

paper and you do, yeah, I can't do them for memory for Absolutely not. I

Nick VinZant 34:26

can remember numbers very well, like, if you quoted me a number about something, I can remember that pretty well, but I can't remember people's names for shit. Half the people in my phone right now new additions. Half of the new additions into my phone contact list are from my son's soccer teams, and most of them are listed as like Brian, I don't know Ryan. I'm not sure, because I have to have a lot first and a last name to have somebody in my phone.

John Shull 34:51

Children's soccer, if you're a parent or a soon to be parent with children that want to play soccer. Her get ready for at least three hours in the weekend to be probably the worst three hours of the weekend.

Nick VinZant 35:09

It's going to ruin a substantial amount of your weekend. I have friends that I grew up with who live still in Derby, Kansas, which is a town of about 25 30,000 people, and I think that is literally the only thing they do all day, is go between practices and games, but then they sign their kids up. They'll have, like, football, and then they'll have soccer, and then they'll have basketball, like three games today. Like, what are you doing that's insane to me.

John Shull 35:36

I mean, I can't I mean, like our Tuesday through Saturday is practices or games, whether it's soccer, karate, like it's just, it's one thing after the other.

Nick VinZant 35:50

Oh, that's why you get to me, in my mind, my children, they get one practice in one game a week. That's it. If you show me you're going to the league, then we'll step that up. But until then you're going to one practice and you're going to one game. I'm not driving across the country for, like, to go to your soccer game so that you can maybe start in high school.

John Shull 36:14

I mean, but it's the world to them, right? Like, so that's why we do it.

Nick VinZant 36:19

I don't really know about that. If it's the world to them, I think the world to them is what we expose them to. And I think that if you gave them other options other than just playing baseball or soccer all the time, they would probably do that. I can't really say that. I particularly super enjoyed sports when I was playing them. I like playing sports. I could care less about going to practice and going to like, I gotta go play the game. Can we just play pickup whenever we feel like it? Pickup games are the best. Alright?

John Shull 36:47

Alan Iverson, practice, practice. We got a game, and y'all want to talk about practice

Nick VinZant 36:53

that's going to be timeless, that's going to be a timeless quote.

John Shull 36:56

Okay, let's see. So we got to give a quick rip to musician, Legend of the music world that passed away a couple days ago, Ace freely.

Nick VinZant 37:07

I don't know who that is. I don't know who ace freely is. I don't know every musician. If you're not lead singer, I don't know who you are. There is only maybe three or four people who aren't lead singers that I know who they are.

John Shull 37:25

I first off he wasn't a lead singer.

Nick VinZant 37:30

Well then i That's why I don't know who he is. He was the what did he

John Shull 37:33

was the lead guitarist for one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Wham. My God, people can't see my face, but I just, I just want to crawl into its corner. Wham, no,

Nick VinZant 37:50

okay, so what? Yeah, kiss. Oh, who cares. What's their one good song? I want to rock and roll all night. They got one good song. If they didn't dress up like they did, nobody would know who they were. They're famous for the way that they dress. They're not famous for their music. Besides, I want to rock and roll all night. What's their other good song? I mean,

John Shull 38:17

it's a gimmick band, okay? Do we? Do we really want? Do we want to do this?

Nick VinZant 38:23

Yeah, I want you to give me, give me three good ones, and then I'll say, like, Okay, that's a good band. I wouldn't, I could not make in any argument that they're one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time, not when you've got wham out there. I

John Shull 38:37

just don't like i Okay, wham had what? They had two songs, I think,

Nick VinZant 38:44

last Christmas. Okay, hold on. I don't know any, any other ones, actually, now that I think about, I know, let Wait, take me up before you go go, or something like that. Go go something. I don't know what they actually

John Shull 38:56

say before you go, go. Anyways, right? Right. Where's the kiss song night?

Nick VinZant 39:03

Okay? Give me another one.

John Shull 39:07

I literally have not rock city,

Nick VinZant 39:13

right? So now we get down to it. If they didn't, if it wasn't called Detroit Rock City, you wouldn't know who they are. But because it says Detroit, and because you're a Detroit poser who no longer lives in Detroit, you automatically vault. I don't,

John Shull 39:25

I don't disagree with you that they were a gimmick band, but I think that they transcend, like pop culture, like they, you know, like they are bigger. They became bigger than just music musicians.

Nick VinZant 39:42

Oh, I would agree with that, but if they didn't dress up like that, they wouldn't have I

John Shull 39:47

mean, probably not, but the same could be said for David Bowie when he became Iggy stardust.

Nick VinZant 39:55

Oh, I didn't know those the same people, okay,

John Shull 39:59

all right. Right, that's it. We'll just, let's just move.

Nick VinZant 40:02

Actually, I would like David Bowie also is one where I what are his big songs? I didn't get David Bowie. I can't say that I ever got David Bowie. Great in the movie Lambert. No,

John Shull 40:12

that movie you want to watch a Halloween movie that will haunt you. Watch that?

Nick VinZant 40:20

Oh yeah, it's scary. I think things are scary, so they don't mean to be scary. Okay, so what was he? He was the drummer, he was the bassist, he was the keyboard player, he was the roadie, he was the

John Shull 40:31

lead guitarist.

Nick VinZant 40:34

Oh, okay, he's not slash, no, he's not slash. He's not Keith Richards.

Speaker 1 40:41

Okay, exactly. I would

Nick VinZant 40:44

make an argument that there's not debating. I don't. I'm just saying that there's only a few bands that I can think of where I actually know two people in the band, slash Guns and Roses. Is it? Keith Richards for Rolling Stone flea for Red Hot Chili Peppers. And that's really, that's really it where you know somebody who's besides the lead singer. Okay, for me, sure.

John Shull 41:14

I, you know I was gonna bring up about Sam rivers passing away too, but I don't know who that is. He was the basis for Limp Bizkit.

Nick VinZant 41:27

Was he the guy that put, like, the weird contacts in his eyes and make had really big eyes?

John Shull 41:31

Uh, no. I believe his name might have been or his stage name might have been monkey. Oh, well, anyways, I appreciate your effort. You tried. You gave it your good old college try. I did write good Halloween question here. How much is too much to spend on a costume.

Nick VinZant 42:03

Oh, I think you got a cap it at 50 bucks. I'm not gonna go over 50 bucks. I'm pretty cheap, though. My 50 is really probably 25 which means I don't think other people should spend more than seven. If you're going 75 It better be pretty good, and you better get multiple years out

John Shull 42:20

of it. Why? So the follow up to that is, why haven't we bought a spirit of Halloween franchise, and just, you know how many 1000s of dollars they make just in a month?

Nick VinZant 42:33

That's a crazy I don't understand how that happens. They must have such amazing turnover in those things that you can essentially just put up what I wonder how much they lease a building for. We literally have a goodwill here. I would like to actually know that

John Shull 42:49

we have a goodwill near where I live, that for a month and a half becomes a spirit of Halloween.

Nick VinZant 42:58

Oh, they just they, man, there's plenty of why do they use the goodwill? There's so many abandoned buildings in Detroit, they could use them almost anything. It's insane, man.

John Shull 43:09

So, okay, so $25 in a costume?

Nick VinZant 43:14

Yeah, I'll go to 50. I'll go to 50 for sake of argument, because you can't get anything for $25

John Shull 43:20

how much do you spend, or are you willing to spend on treats to pass out, to your to your you know, kids coming with trick or treating, $25

Nick VinZant 43:30

$25 I'm gonna make one trip to Costco. That's it. You need 25 bucks, and that's it. What have i How much are you gonna

John Shull 43:38

so you you clearly don't buy bags of candy or whatever you buy for to pass out a bag of chocolate only at Target, like, I'm talking like Kit Kats Reese, $24 for like, four for one bag pieces.

Nick VinZant 43:59

Oh, I'll get four bags of candy. Then I'm not spending I don't know what, what do you no way you're not buying 25 pieces of candy for $25 or 40

John Shull 44:09

but it kind of comes out. If you think about it, it kind of makes sense.

Nick VinZant 44:16

Are you getting full size?

John Shull 44:17

Yeah. I mean, they're not Mini. Is there the full on candy.

Nick VinZant 44:22

Oh, well, that's different. Oh, okay, I would agree with your pricing structure there. I thought you were talking about, like, the fun size ones, and you were getting 40 for $25 I was like, What are you that's that's you buying Swiss

John Shull 44:35

chocolate. I don't know what to tell you. Anyways, let's move on.

Nick VinZant 44:40

You're pet, your wait, you're passing out. You're the you're the full size bar guy in your neighborhood.

John Shull 44:46

I mean, I'm not the only person, and I actually think I'm switching it up this year. One of my friends had this idea last year to give out baseball cards. So that's

Nick VinZant 44:56

Wow. Would you I guess you want people to hate you. Idea it's, it's,

John Shull 45:02

I don't know. Kids love cards. They still love cards.

Nick VinZant 45:07

No, they don't. They want candy. Nobody wants that. You're like the person who's out there handing out nutritious snacks, like, oh yeah, thanks. I really want that. Hey, Riley, who's happened to be right here? Riley, Riley, focus. Pause your game for Halloween. Do you want candy or a baseball card? That's first of all. First of all, that's a great answer, okay, but you can only have one candy or a baseball card. Candy. No kid wants your baseball cards. Dude, you're gonna be that guy in the neighborhood. Don't be that guy. Oh, kids, I got you this excellent crossword puzzle. Others will feed your body, but I will feed your mind. Like, thanks, buddy. Throw this away.

John Shull 45:52

I mean, I whatever.

Nick VinZant 45:54

Stop yourself. Stop yourself. You're, you're 75 year old. Man, in a minute, you can't go down this path, John, you're already talking about the weather too quickly. You talk about your basement too quickly. You injure yourself too quickly. Now you're out here passing out baseball cards, and now you're going to want to tell every kid who comes up a story. You can't go down this path. Actually,

John Shull 46:13

I don't really even like talking to people on Halloween, because I don't. I don't like interacting with people.

Nick VinZant 46:19

Oh, okay, also, yeah, okay. I agree. I agree. I like. I don't really want to pat just take your candy and go, kid,

John Shull 46:26

all right, uh, I feel like everyone missed this, and I have to give Al Pacino shoutouts for this. So, okay, I don't know if he's married, but his partner is 31 years old, and I was thinking about this randomly, because Bill Belichick is getting a lot of shit for dating a 25 year old or whatever, right? And he's like 70, but if you're him, would any of us like nobody, like if that was you, or that was me, or that was a random person, whether you're a man or a woman, say it's an 85 year old woman dating a 21 year old man. No one's hating why are we hating on these, on these people?

Nick VinZant 47:13

Because I don't, it's not appropriate. It's not, I don't think that it's appropriate if two people can find genuine, true love in that circumstance, then you love the person that you love and fine, but it's, it's not appropriate for that you don't, you're, you're, because it's, it's, it's so obviously a manipulative situation in one way or another. It's just like, it's not No, Whoa, no, and look, he's 85 and she's what, 30, and he's probably with her, because of the way that she looks, I would imagine. But if I'm 85 I don't have the energy be doing that. I'm 40, and sometimes I'll pass on like, Nah, I'm pretty I don't really feel like that. So I mean, like, you're 85 years old. Riley, we don't need any commentary. Man, he was so upset I whooped him in Smash whooped him. No, he was upset. He tried to stop the game. Took a beat. You better be practicing. Yeah, I had a strategy. That's the one thing he knows, the moves, but I can beat my children. Strategy. I'm very proud of the fact that I can beat a six

John Shull 48:39

year sounded like he's saying you used a super Hulk. Hogan, all right, you ready for top five?

Nick VinZant 48:48

I am ready for top five. Are you ready for top five?

John Shull 48:50

We'll see.

Nick VinZant 48:54

So our top five is top five video game powers. I'm really excited about this one.

John Shull 49:00

Mean, I got a little, I

Nick VinZant 49:03

know you weren't right, because you and my wife are, like, the same person. If I'm excited about something, you guys aren't.

John Shull 49:08

No, it's fine. I just, I got, like, I was a little confused on, like, it, does it have to be just video game powers? Like, is it just powers in general? So

Nick VinZant 49:18

it's a little bit, I understand it's a little bit confusing, but I will ridicule your choices when

John Shull 49:24

I know I trust me, sorry. So my, I mean, once again, I tried like I looked up video game powers, and none of these made sense to me, so I came up with my own. Okay. So my, my number five is going invisible.

Nick VinZant 49:48

Oh, that's solid. That's a good one. Not very common in video games, so not a lot of video games, you can go invisible. What game

John Shull 49:55

are you like? You know, when you're say, like Mario, right? You can become a ghost. Mario. Or whatever. You can go invisible, etc. That's what I was thinking of, very good.

Nick VinZant 50:07

Oh, we got Falco Falco punch. That's a great. I love Falco punch. Okay, I'm doing something. My number five is a grappling hook. A grappling hook can make a video game. I love a grappling hook in a video game,

John Shull 50:25

okay, all right, couldn't tell you any video games that use grappling hooks, but, all right,

Nick VinZant 50:32

Zelda, Ocarina of Time, a grappling hook will make a video game. And I think one of the funnest things in a lot of Zelda games is the grappling hook. Metroid also has a variation of a grappling hook. Very fun. Castlevania, okay, the whip that would count that as like a grappling hook. Grappling hooks, incredible,

John Shull 50:54

all right. My number four is flatulence, farting. Most famously, I think, from the earthworm gym series.

Nick VinZant 51:06

Oh yeah, I do remember Earthworm Jim. They haven't made that any more of those. It was a big game when we were growing up. My number four is the tiger uppercut, the one that like Ryu and saga you're getting, the one that, when you're not, yeah, the one that you're when you're not, really very good. You can't do it very often, and it's always pretty exciting when you actually do the uppercut, right? Okay, just a great move, like, I dare you to jump on me. You bait him into jumping on you. Then bam, okay, Tiger

John Shull 51:37

uppercut. Your uppercut. Nobody would have guessed you're gonna,

Nick VinZant 51:42

you're gonna tell me you've never, like, pretend done a tiger uppercut to somebody.

John Shull 51:47

No, I don't think I actually have, oh,

Nick VinZant 51:50

man, that's why that's the best joy about having boys. I spend at least I'm gonna hit one of my sons with a tiger uppercut and a Hadouken at least once a day. What the hell is a hadook in fireball thing that Ryu does,

John Shull 52:06

all right? My number three is the ability to manipulate time.

Nick VinZant 52:12

Oh, very good. I mean, I enjoy that can be a little complicated, which is why I would think it couldn't be higher on the list. But can be a little bit complicated. My number three is a wall run. Wall runs are good. Oh, whenever you can run up the

John Shull 52:26

wall, yeah. Wall runs are pretty awesome.

Nick VinZant 52:31

Okay, how you feel about me when? How you feel when you talk about singers, is how I feel when you're talking about video games. It's like, oh, yeah, that's good, yeah. Let's move let's move on. Let's move on.

John Shull 52:46

My number two is being able to breathe underwater.

Nick VinZant 52:52

You and breathing underwater,

John Shull 52:54

I mean, it's when is the deal with

Nick VinZant 52:57

every, every you've incorporated breathing underwater until at least five or six different lists that you've been able to

John Shull 53:04

do. I think every time we get on any kind of anything involving powers or abilities, yeah, water, just water. Alright.

Nick VinZant 53:14

So if you go to the lake, are you just sitting there? Like, man, I wish I could breathe in the water. I actually did you. Like, stick your head underneath the water. Like, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.

John Shull 53:27

I don't have a lot of confidence in my swimming ability, so I don't, I don't usually get go in the water a whole lot.

Nick VinZant 53:35

Oh, you're not a good swimmer.

John Shull 53:36

I mean, no, I may, I might be, but I don't have the confidence, so I don't

Nick VinZant 53:42

even try it. I once watched my wife almost drowned on, like, a routine swim that me and my two sons, who are six and nine, were able to make, like we swam out to a dock in a lake. It wasn't really, I mean, it was a little bit far, you like, you would think like, Oh, can I make that? Oh, yeah, I can make that, no problem. And the six year old and the nine year old made it. And I turn around and my wife is like, floating on her back, like, trying not to down.

John Shull 54:09

Yeah, Jerry, you you must killed your wife.

Nick VinZant 54:14

Oh, sink down and jump off the bottom. Not that deep,

John Shull 54:19

but there's, there's always, there's all kinds of nasty stuff down there.

Nick VinZant 54:24

Oh yeah. Well, tough it out. Papa VinZant, that was his advice for everything. Sink down and jump off the bottom. We're in the middle of the ocean. It was probably an island down there somewhere. Like, has your dad reached the stage where he can't lose an argument, even if he's completely, clearly wrong.

John Shull 54:44

My dad just hit the stage where he doesn't even talk to anymore. He just sits there. My home doesn't even

Nick VinZant 54:51

get that involved. My number two is sub zero's ice power. Sub Zero is ice freeze. The first time I saw that, that was the coolest thing. That was the coolest thing to

John Shull 55:05

God, your number one is going to be like, some stupid thing from Zelda, isn't it?

Nick VinZant 55:11

No, it's not. I would actually maybe, maybe the fireball isn't the like, it's basically the fireball, but sub zero's ice ball, second maybe only to sub zero slide. Like, just a quick slide. You were like, That's cool. I just slid it. This is insulting to you. I

John Shull 55:29

haven't really ever spent a lot of time with Mortal Kombat, so

Nick VinZant 55:35

I can tell too busy playing. What do you

John Shull 55:38

play? Don't really play much anymore. Pocket pool tabletop games, all right? My number one is tabletop sports games, the ability to have magic, cast spells, make your opponents, you know, confused, things like that.

Nick VinZant 55:59

Okay, my number one is the double jump. Nothing's cooler than a double jump. You could jump, which was awesome, then you could jump again, like right as you thought, right as your opponent thought you were done. You jumped again. Guess I don't, can't reach that thing. Use the double jump. What

John Shull 56:16

like in Mario is that what you're referring to

Nick VinZant 56:20

in lots of games. I believe Metroid had a double jump.

John Shull 56:24

Okay, that's another game you want me. I didn't play a lot of was Metroid.

Nick VinZant 56:30

I'm gonna get you a list of games with a double jump. You have anything in your honorable

John Shull 56:34

mention, uh, just some system, basic stuff here, telekinesis, being able to summon monsters or demons, but that's kind of the along the magic lines. And actually, I wanted to put this on the list, but I I didn't know if this was a superpower, but being able to have something that regenerates your health.

Nick VinZant 56:56

Oh, that's a really good one. But I always felt like it was a it was a little bit cheating, a little bit like I play the new Zelda, where if you kind of been playing a lot, you kind of can't die. You just have so many resources. Celeste, Cuphead, Jack and Dexter, Castlevania, Super Mario titles all have double jumps. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. Really helps out the show. Let us know what you think are the best video game powers. I just really the only thing that I'm a little bit conflicted of is if I should have put grappling hook at number one instead of the double jump.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode serial killers and sports cities,

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 0:21

I think people are fascinated by the idea that someone can kill and then kill again, rather than be totally repulsed by the initial act. Certainly, the criminals who are psychopaths are the most unrelenting and remorseless group of serial killers, and that's typically who we're most fascinated by but that we definitely have killers who have never been caught. So and may never be caught,

Nick VinZant 0:48

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because she has spent more than 30 years studying the minds of serial killers. This is criminologist, Dr Catherine ramsland. I have in my mind what I think a serial killer is, from a criminologist standpoint, though, what is a serial killer?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 1:20

The definition of a serial killer has evolved over the years, but if you go with the FBI, is definition which most of American law enforcement does. It's somebody who has killed at least two people on at least two separate occasions, and that's all. There's nothing else in that definition that seems like such a

Nick VinZant 1:41

lower definition than what I think of as a serial killer, because I think of like Ted Bundy, I think of Jeffrey Dahmer, those kind of people, not someone who's just killed two

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 1:52

people. It used to be much more involved, but then it left out people like it. Like one definition they used to have was different locations. Well, that leaves out John Wayne Gacy, and then they had this, the cooling off period. And nobody knew what they meant, neither did they. So they dropped that. Then some of the definitions were motivational. It was only sexually motivated. But then what about people kill over greed or emission or anger? So that left them up and and so after in 2005 they had a huge symposium with law enforcement and criminologists to try to hammer out a definition that what everybody thought would work, and that was the one they came up with, though I think it's far too broad.

Nick VinZant 2:36

Why? OD, we seem so fascinated by it.

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 2:39

I think people are fascinated by the idea that someone can kill and then kill again, rather than be totally repulsed by the initial act, and that in particular, that they can be predatory and planful and really think about killing and wanting to kill, especially certain types of People, like like college students or sex workers or children. So I think people are really fascinated by the kind of person who can work their way past the typical revulsion overtaking a human life, and want to do it and even get addicted to doing

Nick VinZant 3:19

it. What is kind of going on inside of their head. Like, if I killed somebody, I would have remorse. I would be thinking about it all the time. But for them, like, what's kind of going on inside of their mind when they're doing this after they do this? And if you need to use one specific example,

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 3:39

I mean, there are some web remorse, and they hang themselves or shoot themselves or turn themselves in, and we have a few like that. There are some who are psychotic, so not even thinking about it. So it's really hard to pinpoint what's going on said their head in a generic sense, because each case is its own trajectory toward violence. Some some start in their teens, some start many years later when they're in their 50s. So what's going on in their head? Sometimes it's a fantasy. It's a fantasy of control or a fantasy of lust, and they imagine themselves doing something, and they keep thinking and rehearsing it over and over and over until one day they get an opportunity. And so then they they just go for it and decide at that point, is it all it was cracked up to be in my fantasy? And if it is, they'll want to do it again and again. If it's not, they may stop at that point. So what is going on in their head really depends on the case, and that's what I would I would want to do. I'd want to know more about the circumstances, the motivation, some of their background, the victim type, what they actually did to the person, how they what they did afterward. You. That's how we understand what's going on in their head. Is there

Nick VinZant 5:03

one that you could point to to kind of help us contextualize, like, like this person was thinking this, etc, etc.

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 5:09

Well, I mean, we can look at what Dennis rader's for example. He's somebody I've been talking to for 15 years, and he started out with a fantasy life as an adolescent, he would read through detective magazines that his father hid under the car seat, and he saw things in these magazines that gave him a fantasy life, and especially with bondage, because he had a thing for ropes and for being bound himself. And he went into the military. He made himself a hit kit. Once he got out, he began to look for opportunities to experience this. He was a voyeur. He'd break into homes. He'd look through windows, and kept this fantasy life alive. And kind of aligned himself with the serial killers he'd read about, HH Holmes and Harvey glattman, for example, he saw some of them in during the 1970s getting headlines, and he wanted that for himself. So it was a gradual development. And then he got fired from a job that he really loved, which made him angry. He wanted to exert control, and he had already been watching a woman and her daughter, and so he broke into the house and it killed a family of four as his first victims. That's very unusual, but you can we can definitely see the trajectory from his adolescence to the point in his late 20s, when he actually acted out, and then when he got away with it, wanted to do it again. But more carefully this time

Nick VinZant 6:40

is that generally, what you have seen, it's a build up. Or can it sometimes be a thing that just one day

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 6:51

they go for it? It can be reactive. It can be anger based, for example, or can be mission based, like, let's say they have a religious delusion, and they think that they have to do something with sex workers. That would be Gary Ridgway, for example, the Green River Killer. He thought of himself as helping the police clean up the streets, but also it was just something he wanted to do. He was kind of a nick of file as well. He would return to the bodies, and as he put it, until there were too many maggots even for his own. Yeah, so he's he's different, he's unusual, and they're not a lot who were like that. But he had a mission in his mind, and that was part of it. Robert Hanssen wanted to sort of set them loose and chase them like a hunter. So that was the challenge that he wanted. Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a unconscious body that he could have complete control over. So it's really case by case. It's not easy. There's a build up in many of them if they if they're led by a fantasy life. But they're not all led by a fantasy life. Some serial killers are agreed motivated. They want money, they want or or health care. Serial killers they're wanting to to control or to punish.

Nick VinZant 8:12

Why is it so variable?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 8:15

Because the definition of a serial killer is about a behavior. It's not about a mental state. So within that frame of that behavior, which is very broad, you can have a lot of different mental states.

Nick VinZant 8:29

Is there something that you would say, even in a very general sense, that seems to unite them and they have these characteristics, or this kind of psychology, or anything that seems to kind of be a thread that they share.

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 8:45

A high percentage of them would be considered psychopaths. And we can, we can divide psychopaths into primary and secondary. Primary would be those who have seemed to be born with a certain type of brain chemistry, that they have a low startle reflex, they have low emotionality. They don't have any remorse for what they do. They're very manipulative and narcissistic, a secondary psychopath, if somebody is more reactive and environmentally formed into being a callous person. So we have a high percentage of both in among the population of serial killers, but they're not all psychopaths, so it's very hard for me to give you a overarching umbrella response to what do they all share? Because it's a behavioral based definition.

Nick VinZant 9:40

Would most people describe them like, would they be considered crazy? That we

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 9:44

do have some psychotic serial killers. One wanted thought his blood was turning to powder, so he thought he had to kill people to to get the blood to so for him, it was self defense. We definitely. Have some some psychotic people. Ed Gein, who's currently featured on Monster, he's another one who was diagnosed with schizophrenia late in life, and were his murders based on psychotic ideas, probably, but for the most part, they're not crazy. They're not insane. They do know what they're doing. They just don't care about what society thinks of them. They're doing what they want to do in a way that gratifies them. Would you

Nick VinZant 10:33

say from, I don't know if this is your area or not necessarily, but if you were to, like, look at their brain X rays, MRIs, whatever would you be able to see differences between their brain and ours, whether that is structural or kind of, how it responds to it? And again, I know we're throwing out, like, massive generalities in this

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 10:53

sense, we you can't, just like you wouldn't be able to take the brain of a dead serial killer, and kind of, some people have done that, and you don't find the differences in the structure. You find the differences in the way, in the blood flow patterns when they respond to things, when they're doing decision making or problem solving or reacting to an image, we will see differences in in different areas of the brain that light up versus a normal brain. Something is going on with the brain of those who have no remorse and who are coldly, Calculatedly killers,

Nick VinZant 11:32

but I would imagine that there's lots of people that have the same kind of brain makeup that they do that don't end up being

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 11:39

serial killer, right? Because not all psychopaths are even criminal, let alone murderers or serial killers, but they still could have the same brain structure, and sometimes it's a matter of a difference in their upbringing and their opportunities. And you know, the kinds of things that they pursue to get their own gratification. You know, they might find a very powerful place as a banker or a politician or something like that, so they're not really interested in criminal behavior. But certainly the criminals who are psychopaths are the most unrelenting and remorseless group of serial killers, and that's typically who we're most fascinated by, because we can't understand that mental state. We look at Ted Bundy, who seemed to have, he was, you know, good, looking and intelligent, and he had the potential for a career in law or politics, and instead, he was choosing something that would derail it all, and did derail it all well. In his mind, he didn't think he'd get caught, so that's narcissistic immunity. And even when he was caught, he didn't think he'd be convicted, let alone executed. In his mind, he's always got this narcissistic defense mechanism going on that I'm too special, that something's going to save me. So they have that kind of barrier always that they're unusual, they're unique, they're, you know, they're not going to get caught. They're smarter than most people. That's often what's going on in their minds. Those people fascinate us because we wonder, how did they get that way to the point where they have the boldness to kill and keep killing, and then to visit dead bodies and to take parts of dead bodies. I mean, we know Bundy beheaded many of his victims, and in some cases, kept the heads. What's with that? Why? What could that possibly it's the one thing to take earrings or shoes as a trophy, to read, to remind yourself, but to have heads in your apartment. What is that about? And I think that's what what fascinates us about them.

Nick VinZant 13:54

And what would that would using Ted Bundy, for example, if his life had taken a different turn and he got what seems to be this acknowledgement that he was so special in another venue. Would he have not would this not have happened?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 14:09

Well, he did get a lot of acknowledgement. I mean, he was, he was working for a political committee, and was getting a lot of, oh, we think you could be the governor of Washington State. You know, he wasn't doing that well in law school. It was kind of over his head. But he graduated with a BA in Psychology with, I don't think it was honors, but he did well enough to get through. So he's getting some of his it's about their fantasy what? What do they envision for themselves? And if he had a fantasy life going, typically by adolescence, that's, you know, early adolescence, that fantasy life is starting to take hold. So it's really, what is the fantasy life about? Is it about punishment? Is about control, is about some kind of fear. Is it about lust and do the things that. Are currently in your life satisfy you the way this does so if not, then they're creating a double life. There they have this facade that they show the public in order to pass and succeed and do various things. Like Dennis Rader was president of his church congregation. He was a family man. He had kids, he would college degrees, but at the same time, he had this double life going on of something that satisfied this inner core of this is what made him feel alive. Was strangling, binding. It actually isn't, isn't that he wanted necessarily to kill people so much as he wanted to bind them and feel power over them. But of course, then he had to kill them because they were witnesses to criminal behavior. And we find that in a lot of serial killers, it isn't necessarily about the death, though it is for some but, but there are killers like Dean coral, The Candy Man, for example, who wanted to torture and rape these young boys, but then the death was just a way to get rid of them, because they now had witnessed him doing these things.

Nick VinZant 16:14

Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. Is Killing the goal or killing the byproduct of what they were trying to do.

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 16:20

It depends on the on the killer. What? What is it they're after? Some do like the death. It's the death that they and I think Bundy did. It's the death that they savor the feeling of being God and the power of life and death over this person and watching the light leave their eyes while they're, you know, got their hands around their neck. So for some, that is what it is, but others simply, they want to do something to a person, but they don't want to go to prison, so now they have to kill them.

Nick VinZant 16:53

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions. Sure. Do they want to get caught? Because they always seem, not always, but a lot of them seem to be doing things, sending letters to police, etc, etc. Do they want to be caught? In some ways,

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 17:10

it's a myth that serial killers want to be caught. That is a myth that rose up during the 1990s 30 years ago, with based on very poor research. No, they want to keep doing what they're doing because that's what's satisfying. They don't want to be thrown into prison or potentially executed and stopped from doing what they're doing. They don't have a conscience. Often people think they want to get caught because they do have a conscience. Well, those people actually end up turning themselves in or doing something you know, that will undermine them. A few of them, a lot of them, have made mistakes. I have one one book how to catch a killer. I have 30 cases of serial killers and how they got caught and and there's a whole category for those who've made some mistakes. But did they so? Do they subconsciously want to get caught? Probably not. I don't think so.

Nick VinZant 18:00

Why do they seem to be hard to catch?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 18:05

Well, some aren't. Some are obviously very easy to catch and have been caught quickly. But those who are are hard to catch are typically flying under the radar, finding finding ways to deflect investigations, finding ways to kill without leaving much evidence, if any. And they study forensics to see what needs to be, what they need to do to elude law enforcement, so that few of them have lasted, like with rent Dennis radar, 30 years is a long time to not be caught, but that we definitely have killers who have never been caught, so and may never be caught.

Nick VinZant 18:45

How many people this is going to sound a certain way, but I think you know what they mean by this. How many people does someone have to kill before people really start paying attention?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 18:54

That's exactly what Dennis Rader said. He He wrote a letter to the Wichita newspaper saying, how many do I have to kill before I get headlines like Ted Bundy, usually it isn't about how many. It's about what type of victim. So someone like Sam little who claimed he killed 93 was not getting any attention because he was choosing victims who don't really command much law enforcement attention, drug addicts, sex workers, you know, people, homeless people. So he killed for decades before he got any attention. So it's but it but if somebody's killing kids or college students, they're going to get attention, or, let's say, the Unabomber who sent out bombs to kill scientists that got a lot of attention. So it's not really about how many, it's about the victim type

Nick VinZant 19:53

picked, right? It's how quickly can I establish a pattern?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 19:58

Yeah, but it's a type. A victim that society cares about. Is there a

Nick VinZant 20:03

certain population that they seem to target, like if you looked at all the serial killers that you've looked at, is there a certain they seem to go after this?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 20:15

Oh, there's a high number who go after sex workers because they're an easy target. They're willing to get into strangers cars, they're willing to put themselves in vulnerable positions for money, and because of that, they they are in harm's way. Probably they're, they're considered high risk victims. But then I also think young females are is another high number of serial killers go after young females.

Nick VinZant 20:44

Are there categories of serial killers in the sense that, oh, this person was this type, and this person was this type,

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 20:51

there are multiple categories of serial killers, and multiple people have weighed in on what they they are. I actually wrote a whole blog and all the different types of categorization that people have used. I have one where I categorize them by motive, because we have a lot of different motives that are represented among serial killers. Other people have categorized them according to the level of risk they took. Or you can put healthcare serial killers into one category that could include doctors, nurses, respiratory therapists, you know, whatever anyone in the health care industry. But even within that, you can have sub categories. So it really depends on what approach somebody wants to take in terms of what categories you know are useful.

Nick VinZant 21:41

The healthcare one seems to fly under the radar more than the other ones, because the

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 21:47

Healthcare Association is, you think somebody going into healthcare is going in because they want to help people. They want to heal people. So you don't really suspect they're entering with malign motives. And often they they don't enter thinking they want to kill people, but they might turn sour on the job. They might get angry at patients or at doctors or, you know, at something that's going on at work and or they might go in with some kind of mental disorder, like Munchausen by Munchausen syndrome by proxy. So, but it's just a place that people aren't expecting somebody to want to target patients.

Nick VinZant 22:32

Should someone have known? Should these people, should their family members, friends, whatever? Should somebody have known that this was either happening or that there were signs of this.

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 22:46

It depends on the killer, because, in some cases, yeah, we have the children of serial killers who now write memoirs and whatnot, or the spouses or parents. Sometimes, in some cases, they did see things, like Jeffrey dahmer's dad probably wrote the one of the best memoirs, where he saw things, but he reframed them in the most benign way, which you will do with your family. I was just watching the the Unabomber series, where the brother just couldn't bring himself to believe it. His his brother, his older brother, what could possibly be the Unabomber? Even though it was right, all the things are right there in front of him and his wife was saying, look here, look here. It's it's got to be him. I think when you're in the in a family situation, you don't, especially if you're living in the same house with the person, you're going to give them as much room as possible, and you're going to frame whatever you see in the most benign way which which some relatives of serial killers have done, and admittedly so. And I would definitely refer anybody interested in that question to Lionel dahmer's book about his son, Jeffrey, because he talks about, you know, the many times he gave excuses to things that Jeffrey did. But on the other hand, like Dennis Rader, was very, very good at hiding who he was and when he was caught, he had many advocates going to the courthouse. You have the wrong guy, you have the wrong guy. They're very good, but Ted Bundy was very good at hiding from the people close to him. But there's a there's a good memoir by his cousin, who talks about also not believing it until she saw certain things after his first arrest for burglary, and he came back to Seattle and and she says, Oh my god, oh my god. This could be him, because of how he's acting right now, but had he never been arrested, I don't know that she would have ever seen anything. So we have the as human beings. We have the potential to share. Shift our perceptions and interpret them the way that we need to, and I think it's very hard for people who are close to one of these killers to actually recognize what they're seeing in front of them. Now that's not true about the healthcare serial killers. You have a whole list of red flags and behaviors that they do over and over, so that anyone who's really alert can start to see some of these red flags. But that's not the same as a relative.

Nick VinZant 25:29

How does a serial killer differ from a mass murderer? From like a criminology perspective, how do they differ?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 25:35

Well, a mass murderer, usually it's a one event, at least four people dead in one very contained event. Sometimes they might travel a little bit like through a building or something, right? It's all one. And typically, they're driven by anger, some kind of need to punish, some kind of need to make a statement. We know who they are. You know, with serial killers, there's a lot more in the shadows, and they don't they're not trying to make a big statement with what they're doing. And also, there's the middle group, spree killers, who are like mass murderers, but they extend it out geographically, and also sometimes over a period of time, but they're still caught in the throws of this precipitating incident, this anger, and they and they just keep moving and acting out. But they're not like serial killers.

Nick VinZant 26:32

Is that odd when you talk to them, though, like you know what they did?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 26:36

Yeah, but I'm but I'm in there for clinical reasons. I'm not befriending them, I'm studying them, and they know that that's that's the deal. So, so then it's not that odd, really, because then I have a I have a purpose and a goal for what I'm trying to do, and I'm talking with them, and

Nick VinZant 27:00

even if they don't maybe show remorse, or they don't seem to show compassion, did they seem intrigued or confused or wonder why they do this? Like, why did I turn out like that?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 27:12

Oh, yeah, that, and that's why they are willing to talk to me. They do want to explore. Bundy was like that. He wanted to explore. You know, some don't care they or they're just going to play. You there's a few that, I mean, I wouldn't talk to you, because I know they're just going to lie and manipulate and play games. But yeah, they do want to explore. And Raider, we spent five years working on on his book, and he did do some hard work thinking through reading things that were tough and thinking through how it applied to him and whatnot. Henley was very exploratory. But, you know, he he was his IQ, I think was 126 and he was a reader, so he was very easy to talk to and really get through things with, even though it was hard for him to remember, to think about the things he had done that he wanted to disavow. But you know, so I don't have an answer for who's nice, but certainly if they don't want to explore, if they don't want to reflect over it, then I don't want to talk to him. I will spend my time doing something with someone who does i It's not like I just going out and want to talk to oh, I need a serial killer. I don't. I want to talk to those who want to do the work, because it's hard work and it's time consuming and it's expensive, and I'm not investing my resources in somebody who doesn't want to do

Nick VinZant 28:39

it. Who do you think is really Jack the Ripper? Us?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 28:43

You have too hard. It's very complicated, very complicated. And there's a book as like, 333, suspects. And after I read it, I said, well, they don't have two that I know of. There are so many suspects, and I I don't even accept the, what they call the canonical five victims. I don't even accept all of them as Jack the Ripper victims. So it was too that's too complicated for we're

Nick VinZant 29:10

never going to really find out right now. I

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 29:13

There are people, there are people who think they do know, because there's been some DNA, but there are problems with the DNA and the it's too complicated. It's very complicated.

Nick VinZant 29:23

Is there another one besides, like, Jack the Ripper seems like the big mystery. The Zodiac one seemed like the big mystery. Yeah. Is there other ones that are kind of huge mysteries? Are those? Those are the, really, the big

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 29:37

two. Those are the two, probably the two biggest, you know, in this, in serial killer land, you also have the jump in a thing, and Lizzie Borden, did she do it? You know, those are the cases that haunt us, so to speak. But in serial killers, it's really the Zodiac and the Ripper are the two big ones.

Nick VinZant 29:55

Why are there so many like, why are there so few women? There's

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 29:59

quite a few women. Female serial killers. Many of them are on teams because they're married to the killers. A few of them have led the way on the teams. I think there's something like 12% of serial killers are women.

Nick VinZant 30:14

Oh, I thought it was like, there's been two and all

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 30:18

the problem is many people think that what you see in the media is all there is, which is a common misperception. The media doesn't cover them all. Doesn't cover all the black serial killers. It doesn't cover all the serial killers of other races in other countries, but there are out there, so unfortunately, too many people frame their understanding on what they're seeing or hearing on podcasts, but there's you really have to immerse in the literature to understand that there's a lot more to the story than what you're typically seeing.

Nick VinZant 30:56

Yeah, that's I mean, for the level of fascination that we have and the type of crime that they commit. When you said, I think earlier, there was 5000 of them, I could only name maybe

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 31:08

10, 5000 documented. How does it

Nick VinZant 31:11

go under the radar?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 31:12

It doesn't go under the radar. For criminologists, we're well aware of these cases, and we immerse in them, and we learn about them so that we can study patterns and talk about how many, what's the percentage of females or health care or adolescents? So we do have to know about them, but most people aren't attuned to the the expert literature, they're looking at, popular culture,

Nick VinZant 31:45

is that, like, the ones that slip through, right? Like in this, again, throwing out numbers, if I only kind of know about maybe 10 to 20 of them, why does the 4980 I don't know about, like, what is it about them that just, they just slip past,

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 32:01

yeah, and I asked that production crews all the time, because it's the same ones, over and over and over. I've been on many, many documentaries, as many on Bundy, many on Gacy, BTK, they just keep doing the same ones. Why? Because when they pitch to get the funding, they have to have what they think is clearly they're going to get an audience. If you pitch Joseph Duncan, for example, who killed kids and did horrifically awful things to them, No one's buying that, nobody. So no audience is going to hear much about it unless they seek out a book about it. So that's part of the

Nick VinZant 32:42

problem. What's kind of coming up next for you? Where can people find your books that kind of stuff?

Dr. Katherine Ramsland 32:48

Well, the serial killers apprentice is the one I did with Henley that actually just won a big award and was made into a documentary that was number one in HBO. So they can that was that came out in August. You can see that. And I have a crime fiction novel series that the fourth one just came out, also in August, and that features a female forensic psychologist who runs a PI agency.

Nick VinZant 33:18

I want to thank Dr ramsland, so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this episode, the YouTube version is live now. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Would you rather watch a close game or a blowout

Speaker 1 33:52

neck and neck?

Nick VinZant 33:53

See, I don't want to see a close game. The tension is too much for me. I want to see my team, or whoever I'm rooting for, comfortably win.

John Shull 34:01

I like, I like the competition, even if it involves my team. You can't win if you don't fucking score runs.

Nick VinZant 34:09

No, you generally can't win any sporting event if you don't score points. That's I like that. That's good analysis. Keep them coming. You got any other gems? Know?

John Shull 34:18

What I love is, is you, you're such a troll, you don't, you didn't even know Seattle played baseball.

Nick VinZant 34:25

Oh, well. I mean, they clearly play baseball better than Detroit.

John Shull 34:30

That's fair. That's fair. I'll take it. I got, I got

Nick VinZant 34:32

nothing. What about a TV show, though? Will you do you like a lot of tension in a TV show or a movie?

John Shull 34:40

I do, but I have to make sure I'm watching it alone. Because if I'm saying I'm watching it with my wife, she will Wikipedia the result in most times blurted out and it just it ruins it. It ruins the suspense, the surprise.

Nick VinZant 34:57

The more I like a TV show, the less that I watch. Shit like, when the tension really starts to build, I'll start first leaving the room, like I can't handle this. That's why I never finished Breaking Bad.

John Shull 35:08

Yeah, you'd rather watch and read manga, right?

Nick VinZant 35:12

Yeah, I just want, I just want to watch everything. Everybody be happy. I don't really feel the need to have any more drama or tension in my life, not that I have any more than anybody else or anything like that. I just don't want any drama or tension in my life. Like, there's enough suspense.

John Shull 35:30

I have realized this as I've gotten older, is that I would rather watch like a funny Disney movie over a horror movie most nights. Like, I just want something positive and happy instead of sad and, you know, scary.

Nick VinZant 35:47

That's why I mainly watch, like, animated cartoon movies. There's no tension in there. Everything's gonna be all right. You don't have to worry about it. Everything's gonna be all right. Everything's gonna be all right. Studio, Ghibli movies, Kiki's Delivery Service, Ponyo, everything's

John Shull 36:03

okay. That's like I, you know, as a teenager in America, because I know we have a hefty international fan base here. There's a couple of channels that run like Halloween movie marathons for the entire month. And I used to love that, but I don't. I don't even care anymore. Like I don't want to watch Freddy Krueger or Michael Myers or Jason, for the most part, anymore?

Nick VinZant 36:25

Oh, nothing scarier than real life. Yeah, you're not there. Nothing scarier than real life. That's That's enough tension scariness for me. Yeah?

John Shull 36:36

Well, I'm not gonna watch a manga animated feature, but I'll watch a Disney movie. And

Nick VinZant 36:41

you know what? We also won't? You know what you also won't be watching?

John Shull 36:45

Yeah, come on. Was expecting this all recording

Nick VinZant 36:50

Detroit Tigers because they're out of the playoffs, eliminated by the Seattle Mariners. I mean, I don't even know any I don't know a single player on the team, Cal rally, the big dumper, which probably is the worst nickname in all the sports. Like, do you want to be known as the Big dumper?

John Shull 37:04

But he got that nickname because he has apparently a really robust ass, so it's okay, except,

Nick VinZant 37:12

right? But still, I would rather have another one than the big dumper, except,

John Shull 37:18

from what I've seen during interviews with him when they've won and lost, it's he doesn't seem to have much of a personality, so not sure what happened there.

Nick VinZant 37:30

Maybe he just needs a quiet guy, man. Maybe he just lets, maybe he just lets the results on the field do the talking, and the results seem to be winning. I mean, at least they'd be beat the Tigers.

John Shull 37:41

Did you, you know what? Never I'm not gonna even ask, because you're not gonna have known doesn't even matter. Yeah, listen, it's all good. We lost. We move on. It's, it's football season, though.

Nick VinZant 37:51

No, I mean, luckily, Detroit is used to losing. But we can, we can we can move on.

John Shull 37:55

Do we ever figure out the top five? By the way, because I have two lists for two different categories. Oh,

Nick VinZant 38:01

what you what do you got?

John Shull 38:03

I mean, I have the worst, like the most, unluckiest franchises, because I wasn't sure if that's what we're doing. But I also have video game powers.

Nick VinZant 38:12

So Ooh, which one do you want to do?

John Shull 38:17

I mean, we could flip a coin. We could save one for next week. And do you know?

Nick VinZant 38:22

Well, I only did one. I only did the sport city, so I guess we have to do that, but I can there you go, the other one there. So here you go. Okay,

John Shull 38:29

yeah, I got my, my number one, just a teaser. My number one is going to send you to the moon, and I cannot wait to do that. Oh, okay, okay, okay, all right, let's give some shout outs here. We'll start off with Nigel Maxwell, good old Nigel.

Nick VinZant 38:46

Don't hear a lot of Nigel's, but it's a great name when you hear it.

John Shull 38:50

Randall, Choi Lynn Torres, Nathaniel Burton, Tanisha Dorsey, Lionel Bennett, Cecilia Goodman, or as her Instagram just called her CCG, Bianca McCann, Thad Morrison. I don't think Thad is a real name. I think that's maybe shortened for Theodore. Not sure

Nick VinZant 39:15

I would. Yeah, I guess Thad fad is not a great like, what are we gonna name him? Thad?

John Shull 39:21

Yeah, like, what does that baby look like a Thad,

Nick VinZant 39:27

I just couldn't imagine. Like, I can't imagine people who name their children after they see them. Like, what is a babe? Does a baby ever look like a name? Like, No, we were gonna name him, Noah, but let's name him Kyle. After seeing him, Kyle,

John Shull 39:46

I wonder if a baby has ever come out and someone just like, oh shit, that baby's ugly.

Nick VinZant 39:52

Yeah, dude, most babies are ugly.

John Shull 39:55

Well, how do you know it's Google? Do you do you have that in your house? You have, like, the Google Assistant or anything like that? No, anyways, we're gonna end on Ivy rush.

Nick VinZant 40:07

There we go. Does it work? Does your Google Assistant work

John Shull 40:11

from time to time? She's more annoying than anything, to be honest.

Nick VinZant 40:15

That's the problem. And we'll

John Shull 40:17

also have like, there we go, playing again. Yeah, sometimes she'll just friggin keep going and going. The scariest though, speaking of it, it seems it is Halloween month. The scariest is when you'll randomly wake up to like, a message from her at like, two or three or 4am and it's just like, you know, the house security alarm is set good night, and it's like, it's 3am What the hell are you talking

Nick VinZant 40:47

about? But it's like, yeah, that's why I don't have that stuff. I get mad at it most of the time. I'm glad Alexa doesn't have actual feelings, because if she did, I am not kind to inanimate objects that bother me with their annoying things

John Shull 41:04

start calling you big dumper. Um, I feel like we need to give a quick shout out to in memory, Diane Keaton passed away, 79 years old. RIP legendary actress.

Nick VinZant 41:20

Was she? What films was she in? The First Wives Club. Which I do like that movie, The First Wives Club. That's the first movie that I know that Diane Keaton was in. Was First Wives Club. Is she related to Michael Keaton?

John Shull 41:34

So that's I was actually, no. I do not believe she is related to the Keatons, like the Michael Keaton's

Nick VinZant 41:44

interesting spelled the same.

John Shull 41:48

Yes, I do not are not related, but I think she was most famous for her one of her first roles, which was, she was in The Godfather. Oh,

Nick VinZant 41:59

she was, yeah, I didn't know that. Yep, now I do it okay, but Godfather,

John Shull 42:08

she's won Golden Globes Academy Awards. I mean, you know, almost an EGOT winner. So, so anyways, rip 79 believes she might have been struggling with some health issues, yeah.

Nick VinZant 42:25

Like, that's, that's, that's like, okay, maybe that's a little bit young. I'm usually not expecting people to die strictly from old age, unless it's like, cancer related, until the 80s. Like, Ooh, 79 that's not, that's not, it's not that old. Speaking your 70s, I still don't think of somebody's like, Damn, you're old, not in your 70s.

John Shull 42:49

I wasn't gonna, I wasn't gonna bring this up, but this gives me a perfect segue to say this, how would you feel? So I had a couple of moles removed for my body a few, a few weeks ago, a month ago now, and I just got a call Monday of this week, and that gave me the pathology results of the moles, and two of them were cancerous. But, you know, they're not. They're whatever. I forget the terminology now, they're cancerous, but, like, pre cancerous,

Speaker 2 43:23

not a big deal.

John Shull 43:26

Is that worth a voicemail? You think they should have been like, Hey, call us back when you can.

Nick VinZant 43:35

I mean, I wouldn't leave a voicemail, any type of voicemail saying that you have cancer in any kind of a way, even if it was benign. And like, Look, these are cancerous, but it's actually not a big deal. It's not what you think, etc, etc. No, I don't think that's a voicemail, but you probably consented at some point for them to leave a voicemail. But I would not personally leave a voicemail saying that someone you have cancer. Like, Hey, we got the tests back, and it turns out you have all these STDs. That's not really a great voicemail to leave.

John Shull 44:08

You are the father, um, let's see. I mean, I wrote down like, three names. Yeah, that was it. Now I don't really want it like Dolly Parton is alive and well, apparently, apparently, there was a rumor going around like she was dead or dying, but she's next

Nick VinZant 44:26

big one. She's been she is really big one.

John Shull 44:30

I think if you were to ask me, like, who was probably, like, on, on my, on my top tier list of like, female celebrities that I don't want to see go. It would be Dolly Parton.

Nick VinZant 44:44

I would agree with that. Who are your who is on your list of the next big celebrities to go? Like, oh, they're going to be the next big one. I'm going to go with Dolly Parton. Morgan, free. Men, either Pacino or De Niro. I think they're both up there pretty far.

John Shull 45:12

I mean, I'm I'm still waiting the My, my, I actually have this conversation probably once every six months, which is really weird to say out loud, Dick Van Dyke is up there for me.

Nick VinZant 45:23

Yeah, I would, yeah, Pacino's 85 like, that could be, could be any minute. I mean, it could be any minute

John Shull 45:34

for all of us. But, like, I mean, I keep thinking Willie Nelson's gonna die at some point.

Nick VinZant 45:41

You know, I don't

John Shull 45:42

think any, any of those, any of those killable like hardcore rocker guys, you know, like Keith Richards. Oh, God, why? Why? Of course, I'm going blank. Eric Clapton, like any one of those wouldn't, wouldn't surprise me. Rita Moreno is another name that I think about

Nick VinZant 46:01

that's an interesting Rita Moreno, like, just thrown in there.

John Shull 46:07

I'm a big theater guy, man. Curtis Stanwick, Curtis type, do I do that is,

Nick VinZant 46:11

I don't know. I don't think he's a real person. I just made

John Shull 46:15

it up. I also wrote down bad bunny because I legitimately feel bad for him because he's being canceled to, you know, do the Super Bowl halftime show. It was a good politics aside, even though I don't think he's like, come out really one way or the other politically. But like, he's an American citizen. There have been non American citizens that have done the halftime show within the last five years, or at least during a Trump presidency.

Nick VinZant 46:40

Oh, yeah. Like, that's one of those where occasionally the real reason somebody is mad comes forward, and there's kind of just nothing besides, like, Oh, you just don't like people who are different color than you. Like, that's what that one ultimately comes down to. Because he's an American citizen, his music is very popular. Like, it's clearly just a business decision for the NFL, like I looked at, okay, so some people were like, hey, good country music. Should have country music, but his music is just way more popular. So like, what's your real problem besides the way that the guy looks?

John Shull 47:17

I mean, yeah, because he, for black of a better terminology, speaks with an accent and doesn't have overalls in a you know, straw in his hat.

Nick VinZant 47:26

You realize what you said when you said that, you said for black of a better act.

John Shull 47:32

No, for lack, for lack for black of a better Jesus. What are you trying to do here? Um,

Nick VinZant 47:39

I find it fascinating to see the things that people get really mad about.

John Shull 47:44

I just, I don't get it, um, just like this, I wrote down Alec Baldwin, and I had to research it before I got on here, because I wasn't sure why I wrote his name down, but apparently he, like, went on social media and spent 10 minutes telling people about how him and his brother were in a car accident, but they're okay, just that. They're okay. Nothing else, like i Does anyone even care about the Baldwin brothers anymore, especially Alec?

Nick VinZant 48:10

Wait a minute, which ones? Who's the famous one, famous one that was on like 30 rock, because there's one that's really famous, or the most famous, and then there's like six more that are decreasing levels fame.

John Shull 48:25

Well, Stephen Baldwin was in that, that bio dome movie. I think, I think Alec Baldwin might be the popular one. That's the problem. There's so many of them. I don't know which one is which anymore. Oh yeah. Like the Baldwin's the one that, like killed the director on set, remember, or allegedly, Oh, yeah.

Nick VinZant 48:44

I don't know who it was exactly, but he shot somebody. I think that it's like, pretty clear that, yeah, he shot him, whether he just the circumstances surrounding it. I don't think it's a debate if he shot them or not. It's like, just

John Shull 48:57

makes me think that, like, God, it would have been nice to be born a Baldwin and not have to do anything your entire life. Oh, Bruce Willis, by the way, Bruce later,

Nick VinZant 49:09

yeah, Bruce Willis is up there on the list of like, oh, that's coming and Tom be different when Tom Barringer. Michael G Fox,

John Shull 49:18

my I just saw Michael J Fox, yeah, he is looking, not looking the greatest.

Nick VinZant 49:22

Well, I mean, he's been sick for a long time, like, I feel like that's a little bit different when they've been sick for a long time, rather than somebody that, just like, all of a sudden goes the one guy, D'Angelo, died. We are fast. We are quickly approaching, we are quickly approaching the age where I Okay, we are quickly approaching the age the funeral age. We are quickly approaching the funeral age. I can think of at least 15 to 20 family members and a ton of celebrities. That I grew up with, so to speak, that are going to be kicking the bucket here in the next couple of years, like an entire generation of my family is about to die off.

John Shull 50:13

Yeah, I mean, it's true. It's it's kind of funny. I how you go from like the party stage to the marriage stage to the family stage to the death stage. Like, that's it, if that's if you choose to have, you know, foundational, you know, normal, civilized life. Of course, those are the four stages.

Nick VinZant 50:32

It's really the next big thing that happens in your life is the family death stage, because you get married. Well, you like, you go out in the real world, you get married, you buy a house. That's a big moment, you have children, and then your life kind of basically stops until either you retire or your family members start to die off.

John Shull 50:58

Well, then for our generation, and we're on the upper end of this, we won't be able to retire, probably, and if we do, we won't have any savings.

Nick VinZant 51:09

I was looking at a text message, would you say?

Speaker 1 51:11

Was there anything good in the text message? No,

Nick VinZant 51:13

but it was one of those, like, you got to look like, Ah, crap. I gotta look

John Shull 51:16

at this. Oh, well, it doesn't matter. Let's just move on. Oh, yes. D'Angelo died 51 years old of pancreatic

Nick VinZant 51:24

cancer. Oh, man, that's, that's pretty young. Did you feel jacked?

John Shull 51:28

Yeah, he was a MACT. He was like, if there was, who was the other R B guy from the late 90s, Brian McKnight. McKnight, like, they were like, sex symbols in that that's a whole genre of music, like, without a doubt.

Nick VinZant 51:43

I mean, I remember that video of d'angelo's, you do? I do? Because I remember people were like, look at this video, and it was just the dude with his shirt off, like it was just basically a stash stationary video of him, like it wasn't even him moving. He just stood there

John Shull 52:04

jacked. That was like the five year period of music where you could only seemingly have a first name, like, remember Joe Cisco? Yeah.

Nick VinZant 52:18

Well, the biggest stars are just Taylor Swift might be the biggest No, we did. We went from a one name basis to a two name basis. We went from like Sting, Bono Madonna, Taylor Swift, Billy Eilish. Now we've gone to two names.

John Shull 52:42

I want to know. I want to know if Taylor Swift is as popular around the world as she is in America.

Nick VinZant 52:52

No is the answer to that? No, I

John Shull 52:54

don't think so. And you know what F you? Travis Kelsey, I know you have a podcast. We should, you know, have a podcast off with him and his

Nick VinZant 53:02

brother. Yeah. Well, we'll try to get that set up.

John Shull 53:05

Well, that's your job. Leaf blowers. You you a fan, or are you not a fan of leaf blowers?

Nick VinZant 53:13

Why would I be against leaf blowers? Why would I ever be against technology like I have a leaf blower? It's great. I don't really have any problems with leaf blowers. I've never, like launched a campaign to be against them. What's your issue with leaf blowers?

John Shull 53:27

Well, apparently there's a Republican senator that is trying to ban them. I don't even, I can't even believe this is a real sentence, because this Senator believes that we as people should be able to take care of our leaves without the assistance of a machine.

Nick VinZant 53:47

Okay, then fine. Next time he needs any work done around his house, he needs to do it by hand. And don't use that technological shovel. Don't use that technological hammer. You need to do it with your hands. Like that's just such an idiotic thing to do that. Like, technology is bad in some way. We don't need these leaf blowers.

John Shull 54:07

Also, like, we're in a government shutdown, and this is what you're talking about.

Nick VinZant 54:14

This is the best idea this person has, is to campaign against leaf blowers. I just wonder who? But right? Somebody had to have gotten to him and been like Craig, you got to do something about these leaf blowers. Man, like, how many of his constituents complained to him about leaf blowers that he decided that this was the thing that he was going to do, and you got to be a man. You got to rake those leads with your own hands as if we don't use technology for everything is if technology isn't our greatest achievement as a species. All right, I'm pretty pissed off. Yeah, you're like, that's just a stupid thing.

John Shull 54:55

Speaking of pissed off things, let's we should talk a little bit about fan bases here.

Nick VinZant 54:59

It. Oh, okay, so I just went top five. Well, we'll see exactly what our top five is. It's probably gonna be a little bit of amalgamation, as usual, but our top five is top five worst sports cities. It's your number five.

John Shull 55:17

Okay, we need to go back to our house amalgamation, amalgamation.

Nick VinZant 55:21

What the hell does that even mean an amalgamation? It's when, yeah, a number of things. I don't know exactly how many things constitute an amalgamation, but it's when a number of things combined to form a new thing. It's like a transformer, except with words, okay, I've never heard the word amalgamation.

John Shull 55:39

I mean, if I have it's like only when I'm drinking milk, all right, number five,

John Shull 55:51

my number five, and this is definitely a homer pick, but being from Michigan, I had to put this on the list. So my number five for Worst Sports cities is Columbus, Ohio.

Nick VinZant 56:04

Why is that bad? They have a great football team in Ohio State.

John Shull 56:10

Yeah, fuck them. They cheat. They're cheaters. Well, all colleges are cheaters,

Nick VinZant 56:17

but yeah, just better. You're just better.

John Shull 56:19

They don't have, first off, you could literally combine Cincinnati and Columbus, and you could have just one sports town, but no, they had to split up. One has to be in another state. So you know what effort Columbus? You're my number five. You don't you have no other sports other than hockey, which no one goes to, soccer, that no one cares about in America and the Ohio State Buckeyes that you know are good once every 10 years,

Nick VinZant 56:47

yeah, but I would still make the argument that Columbus is the best sports city in all of Ohio.

John Shull 56:54

I mean, you got to say Cleveland.

Nick VinZant 56:57

But how is what's Cleveland good at losing.

John Shull 57:01

I mean, they won the NBA championships a couple years in a row, like a decade ago,

Nick VinZant 57:06

and I think, yeah, they won one, okay, with Lebron, and then they got rid of him.

Speaker 1 57:10

What's your number five? Orlando,

Nick VinZant 57:16

Orlando. But really, all of Florida, Florida, as a former Florida resident, Florida doesn't really care that much about sports, like nobody's really paying attention. I lived in Orlando. Nobody cared about the magic.

John Shull 57:31

So it's so I have, I have a Florida city little higher on the list, so I'll come back to Florida. Okay, okay, number four, my number four. And this is, once again, I just when, when I think sports, I don't think sports should be in this city, and it's Nashville.

Nick VinZant 57:49

Oh, that's a Nashville is a good one. I would actually put my number four, very similar. And that's Charlotte. Charlotte is awful at everything that they do.

John Shull 58:05

I mean, the Panthers have been terrible, but they weren't for a while. They went to a Super Bowl not too long ago, right?

Nick VinZant 58:12

But Charlotte is a city that's so bad at sports you forget it even has sports teams. Oh, yeah, the bobcats, that's a team. Yeah.

John Shull 58:23

So my number three going to Florida here is, I'm gonna put two on the list, but really it's just one team. So I'm gonna do all of Tampa and sunrise, Florida, which is the home of the Florida Panthers. Because it makes no sense. No sense, that Miami suburb has a professional hockey team that is freaking good as hell. By the way, I

Nick VinZant 58:49

have nothing to add to that good. But, no, I don't understand, but Arizona has a hockey team. This makes even less sense. Who, what state would you say makes less sense to have a hockey team, Arizona or Florida?

John Shull 59:07

I mean, I'd probably say Arizona, to be frank, be

Nick VinZant 59:09

honest. I kind of feel like Arizona is too my number three is Detroit. It's an embarrassment of a sports city. It's terrible. All the teams are terrible. They always choke. They always lose. You know that Detroit is it's just a matter of when they're going to lose, and they don't even get close enough to winning, where you could say, like, oh yeah, that's a good team. No, they're not. You don't even nobody's Detroit is like, the person who always talks big, and no matter how well they show up at the beginning, you're just like, you know you're going to lose, and they know they're going to lose, they could grow through the entire football season, 18 and Oh, beating teams by 50. And still, people would be like, Yeah, but we're not really that worried about Detroit. Okay, that's all I got. I got. That's all you got. I

John Shull 59:57

mean, I mean, it's not true, but it's fine.

Nick VinZant 59:59

Oh. Well, it is true. Everybody knows it, but you the

John Shull 1:00:03

fans are great, the teams. Yeah, we're friendly as hell here in Detroit, in the suburbs.

Nick VinZant 1:00:11

He finally admitted that you don't live in Detroit. I always like it when you accidentally admit that you're you're not a Detroit person, you're a poser. You live outside the city limits.

Speaker 1 1:00:21

I do. I do. That's true.

Nick VinZant 1:00:23

Suburban you're you're gentrified, you're old, you haven't done any weather yet. That's pretty good. Impressed the weather

John Shull 1:00:31

outside today. It's nice and No, all right, my number my number two is all of New York City.

Nick VinZant 1:00:40

My number two is just the Jets. I don't know exactly where the Jets play, but wherever they play, they bring down the whole state. They bring down the whole state. I think it's New Jersey, but

John Shull 1:00:53

Stadium in New Jersey, with the Giants,

Nick VinZant 1:00:56

whatever success other New York teams have, it's brought down by the Jets. It's like saying scoreboard in any argument, it just stops it completely.

John Shull 1:01:08

I mean, listen, they we can go listen, team by team, but I just, I cannot stand New York sports franchises. They get all the money, all the attention, and most of them aren't even

Nick VinZant 1:01:20

good. I agree to number one. Did you do your number two yet? Yeah, I was the Jets.

John Shull 1:01:27

Oh, the Jets. Gotcha. So my number one, I was, I wanted just to, just to bother you. I was gonna play buffalo.

Nick VinZant 1:01:35

I know you wanted to, but you can't. You can't put buffalo as the number one, because here's why. My reasoning is you can't put buffalo as number one. Is that maybe they have been cursed, but buffalo is a smaller city. I think it might be the second smallest NFL city, and so however, it's like the underdog. However far the underdog gets, it's still really good. That's why I don't think that you can make an argument for Buffalo.

John Shull 1:02:02

I was really just gonna say that. I think they're the only team that has gone to four straight championships in any sport and lost all four in a row.

Nick VinZant 1:02:13

But I don't understand that argument that somehow coming in second is worse than getting like 30th, like they're looked at in a bad way because they got to the Super Bowl four times and didn't win. But somehow, that's worse than not getting to the Super Bowl at all, which is fascinating to me.

John Shull 1:02:32

I mean, it's, it's thing about it's hard to explain. I understand what you're saying, yeah. But it's, it's not what you can't win one out of four, you know you could, and most of them, they lost every one of those in different ways. It wasn't like they were blown out every game, you know what I mean. So,

Nick VinZant 1:02:50

right? Well, they find a way to lose the Detroit Tigers saying, okay, find a way to lose team.

John Shull 1:02:57

Let's get this over. My number one is Boston.

Nick VinZant 1:03:01

Oh, why Boston? They win a lot. Why you can go Boston?

John Shull 1:03:05

I'm going to, I'm going to preface this, and I'm going to keep it brief and crisp. If you're, if you're from Boston, or you like Boston sports, plug your ears. Worst Sports City I've ever been to, rudest fans. And I have big Poppy left an impression on me that I will never be able to kick ever.

Nick VinZant 1:03:29

So go on, what happened? He snubbed you for an autograph.

John Shull 1:03:34

2013 and the Tigers were in the ALCS, one step away from the World Series. It was five to one, and for some reason, we decided to pitch to him. With bases loaded, he hit a grand slam. They came back to beat us that year, and that basically the next year started the downfall of the Detroit Tigers, until we went back to the playoffs a year ago. So a decade of destroyment because of David Ortiz.

Nick VinZant 1:04:02

So Detroit lost, and now you're mad at somebody else because Detroit lost, seems to be Hey, but my, my number one, my number one is Cleveland, just the browns in and of themselves. It's the same thing as the Jets. Just the Browns are such an embarrassment? No, I'm gonna change this. Actually, I thought about my number one is Atlanta. Has Atlanta ever won anything for a city of that size?

John Shull 1:04:35

I mean, no, actually, they're, they're most famous because weren't the Falcons up 28 degree Yeah, on the Patriots in a Super Bowl a little while ago and lost 32 to 28 or something. Yeah. I mean, in hindsight, in reality, you could put, I feel like you could put any West Coast team. Other than LA on the list.

Nick VinZant 1:05:04

I think, okay, only because I'm just gonna sound like a homer pick, necessarily, but only because I've lived in these places. Is that, like if you live in a city where there's something else to do, I'm not trying to knock on people's cities. I'm just saying that if you live in a city where there's a lot of other things to do specifically, kind of like, you can go to the beach, or you can go into the mountains, or you can go and do other stuff, sports is not as big of a thing. Like, it's just not I think sports is way bigger in certain Midwest cities where during the winter, you kind of really can't do anything

John Shull 1:05:40

that's fair. That's I mean, but I would argue, I mean around the world, in places that are hot, you know, or where people are outside more often, where they don't even have winter, per se, sports are just as big.

Nick VinZant 1:05:53

Yeah, I just think that they're not as big in warm weather, outdoorsy kind of states, because there's other stuff to do in the winter and in the summer.

John Shull 1:06:05

Yeah, you're not as big out in the warm weather, huh? So I had that on my

Nick VinZant 1:06:15

honorable mention. I didn't go for your honorable mention. Let's

John Shull 1:06:19

hear it. No. I mean, I West Coast cities, anything from Hawaii, Alaska, places like that, anything in the state of Florida, other than what I already mentioned. You know, just oh

Nick VinZant 1:06:33

yeah, the West Coast doesn't, isn't as big of a sports places the East Coast. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. Really helps us out and let us know what you think are the worst sports cities. Nobody really well. I didn't want to get into this necessarily during this because it would have been a whole thing, but it's Detroit. It's Detroit. Detroit is the worst support city, and he knows it.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, cave diving and Halloween

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costumes. It is a very, very easy way to die. If you're not careful, and you're not trained, and you're not using the right equipment, and you don't do it right there, they can't find the bottom. They keep going down and down and down, and they're past 800 feet deep now, which is like insane depths. I came all this, like blood coming down my face and the diamonds. What happened? I'm like, what? And he goes, What happened to your head? I'm like, Oh, the Dolph dolphin head butted me. So yes, I got head butted once by a dolphin.

Nick VinZant 0:51

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Jonathan Bird 1:08

diving? Cave diving, I think, to a certain degree, it a little bit brings out the kid in me. You know, when I was a kid, I would I watched Jacques Cousteau, and I would often pretend I was scuba diving, like in a shipwreck or something like under my bed, among the dust bunnies, or behind the couch. And you know, it was like this idea of exploring a place and and having it seem like you know it's your place. And I think I get that feeling when I cave dive, it's it's very exploration, and you're not surrounded by endless blue water, you're actually in a finite space. And a lot of people think that that would be claustrophobic, but I don't know to me, it's not claustrophobic. It's it's very enjoyable and peaceful and calming,

Nick VinZant 2:14

even amongst people who are divers. Is cave diving kind of a different thing, because for me personally, like this, no way you could not give me enough money, like I am not going underwater in a cave. No way is it different, even amongst

Jonathan Bird 2:33

divers? Oh, absolutely. I mean, cave diving is a very specialized sport with very rigorous training standards, just to make sure that people don't do stupid things. It is a very, very easy way to die if you're not careful and you're not trained and you're not using the right equipment, and you don't do it right. But it is one of those things that if you are trained and you are careful, and you do have the right equipment, and you do follow the rules, and you do do it right, it actually is quite safe. The accident rate among trained cave divers that follow the rules is quite low. It's actually lower than skiing. But you know when you hear about like, horrific cave accidents, it's almost always people that are not trained, that are not using the right equipment, that are not following the very, you know, rigorous rules that have been set up for cave diving safety

Nick VinZant 3:36

from kind of looking at it, just from the technical side of it, how is cave diving different than regular

Jonathan Bird 3:43

diving? Well, there are a lot of small ways, but in in the in the big scheme of things, we consider this overhead environment diving, right? So this is diving where if you have an emergency, you can't just get to the surface for air, you are back in a cave, many of these same rules apply to wreck diving. In some cases, cave diving is also deep, which means it's decompression diving as well. So there's multiple issues preventing you from just getting to the surface in an emergency. And so the whole thing is built around making sure that you never have that issue, where you have an emergency, where you you have no other option but to get to the surface, whereas in open water diving, you always kind of have that option, you know, unless you're so deep that if you go to the surface, you're going to get bent, you always have that option of just bolting to the surface, and with a with a cave dive, you you cannot do that. So it's all, all of the training and the rules and the equipment are completely built around the self sufficiency of not being able to do that having spare everything. So. Matter, no matter what happens, you have something to breathe and you're not going to die. And then, of course, there's the rules around not getting lost, because that's another big one. Getting lost is a problem. There's no possible way you can bring enough gas if you're lost. So not getting lost is a big one, and caves are some of them are very simple, like one tube in and the same tube out, and others are like labyrinths that you can get very, very lost in. So there's always, there's always navigation issues that's, that's a big part of the cave diving training. Okay, this is gonna be

Nick VinZant 5:38

sound like a very obvious question, but I guess it'll be in the details, right? Like, what exactly constitutes the cave? In the sense that, like, cave diving is this big, wide open thing, and that's cave diving, or is cave diving? Like, no, you're in a small, enclosed space. You're going through dark tunnels. Like, where do you, kind of, like, know, that's cave diving.

Jonathan Bird 6:03

I have done quasi cave diving in some cenotes in Mexico, where you are completely out of the sunlight, you can't see light, so you're in the cave. And that's, that's basically the gateway drug to cave dive. Because what happens is open water cave diver, and this is how it happened to me, open water cave diver, never been in Open Water Diver, rather, never been in a cave. Goes to Mexico, goes on a cenote, like cavern dive, like an introductory dive, and you get a little bit of a taste of it. You're like, whoa. This is really cool. There's stalactites or slag might the water's crystal clear. I'm swimming through a tunnel, but I can still look over there and I see daylight. And then you're like, I really want to go further. I want to know what it looks like more back there. And then then you have to get cave certified, and spend a lot of money on gear.

Nick VinZant 6:59

How long does it take you to get certified? How expensive? Much more expensive is the gear to do? As a

Jonathan Bird 7:05

general rule, you should have, I think the official rule is 100 dives under your belt before you even think about starting the cave training. I would say that that's not enough. I would say you should probably have many hundreds of dives, and you are extremely, extremely comfortable in the water. Like, I mean, you are a comfortable diver in the water. If somebody comes up to you underwater and pulls your regulator out, you're more likely to pull theirs out just to mess with them before you're going to go looking for your other one. Like, because you're super comfortable in the water and that kind of stuff does not stress you out. If you're the kind of diver that if somebody accidentally kicks your mask off, that's a problem. You should not get cave certified. You are not ready. You need to be like, super, super, super comfortable in the water, and nothing bothers you. You're super good at it. Then once you decide to get a cave certified, I mean, the total class time to do it is, I think the bare minimum is, you can do the full class in like eight or nine days. But I mean, like eight or that's eight or nine, like 12 hour long days.

Nick VinZant 8:21

What percentage of divers would you say even try cave diving?

Jonathan Bird 8:24

I don't know, not, not a high percentage,

Nick VinZant 8:28

a few percent. So obviously, like, the danger is drowning, ultimately,

Jonathan Bird 8:34

well, I mean, that is the danger of our sport. We are underwater, right?

Nick VinZant 8:38

Like, what's the danger? Well, drowning, but what's, what's the danger in cave diving? If that makes sense, like, how do you end up drowning?

Jonathan Bird 8:48

Essentially, you can get lost. You can silt the place out, which means you get lost. It's usually getting lost. That's why navigation is so important. Every once in a while someone will have a medical issue, which is, isn't the cave diving's fault. And, you know, every once in a while, someone will have an equipment malfunction. But I would say that dive gear is terrifically reliable, and it's really, it's really usually more diver error, the diver gets lost, the diver does something wrong. And sometimes, sometimes people have situations that are totally recoverable,

Nick VinZant 9:31

but they panic when it when it happens to somebody. Is it usually an experienced cave diver? Or usually more on the inexperienced side of it?

Jonathan Bird 9:39

I actually think the beginner cave divers are very cautious and careful. They've just gotten out of their training, and they're very cognizant of the rules, and they're less likely to take chances or do anything like pushing the limit. Then more you get these guys that are much more experienced, and you know, with experience comes a little. Bit less caution, but then they, you know, they're starting to push really far into caves, and they're pushing really deep, and they're using more and more gear. And, you know, I would say that there's a lot, there's a fair amount of that, but I'd say a lot like there actually aren't that many cave diving accidents. I mean, if you look at the statistics, I mean, I'm emphasizing it again. Everybody likes to focus on the danger, because there's this perception of danger. Oh, it's so, yeah, you always hear it's the world's most dangerous sport. I legitimately don't think that's true.

Nick VinZant 10:30

Are there subsections, even within cave diving, like there's cave diving, and then there's these different aspects of it, even within the sport,

Jonathan Bird 10:39

you got guys that are trying to explore caves, super, super, super deep, you know, like caves that, like, when you get to 789, 100 feet deep, like, people don't even do that stuff in the ocean, like that. That's like, fringe level exploration, and everyone that's involved in that type of exploration knows it's incredibly dangerous, and not necessarily because of the cave, just because of the

Nick VinZant 11:07

depth. When you look at kind of for cave diving, what would you consider, like, Oh, you're starting to get deep now?

Jonathan Bird 11:14

Well, you know, like, it's always kind of been considered that 130 feet is the recreational scuba diving limit, if which, you know there's no like limit, but it's just like it. When you're trained as an Open Water Diver, you're basically trained to 130 feet, and anything beyond that is considered technical diving. And so I think the same thing applies in caves, if deeper than 130 feet, cave diving, in and of itself, is already technical diving, but when you add on more than 130 feet, now you're into deep cave diving. And you know, with that comes additional things you do. You know it's just it's more things to do to be safe.

Nick VinZant 11:57

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions. Ooh, okay, best place in the world to go cave diving when you're kind of starting out, but know what you're doing. Best place when, like, oh, you really know what you're doing.

Jonathan Bird 12:10

I would say that for new cave divers or even someone being trained, you really can't go wrong with the Yucatan, Mexico, the water's clear. The caves are shallow. There's no current. The water is reasonably warm, and there are a lot of beautiful formations. Like, they're not boring caves, like they're they're beautiful caves. And because they're shallow, like, you could just stay in for a long time. You're not going to go into Deco. Like, it's just a great place to train and, you know, not just to train like me and Todd, like, go back, like, at least every other year just to go cave diving. Like, just a great place to go cave diving. So, and there's a great, you know, infrastructure for cave diving, tons of cenotes, tons of caves, tons of shops to rent, tanks, all that stuff. Second part is, I think my favorite place for like, more advanced cave diving is the crystal caves of Abaco. They are the, the most highly decorated. This is Bahamas, by the way, Abaco Island in the Bahamas. They are the most highly decorated caves that I've ever seen. There are some deeper sections, but as a general rule, they're not tremendously deep, but what they are is tremendously fragile, and so you need to be absolutely a great, perfect buoyancy cave diver to go in those caves, because it's so fragile you can't be breaking

Nick VinZant 13:52

stuff. Your favorite experience diving, I've had some of

Jonathan Bird 13:56

my most magical experiences in the Galapagos with whale sharks and hammerheads. You know, at Darwin island had incredibly magical moments with sperm whales in Dominica Abaco, which I've already mentioned, is sort of like Nirvana for me in cave diving. I do love to cave dive, and that's the place I always dream about getting back to. I was like, I really want to go back there. I got to do that, you know. So I've definitely had just incredible, incredible, magical moments in so many places it's really hard to pick.

Nick VinZant 14:35

Is there a more technical type of diving than cave diving? Or is that about as high as you can get.

Jonathan Bird 14:41

Well, there's saturation diving at extreme, extreme depths, like what the commercial divers do, where they can't even come up at the end of the dive. They have to get into a diving bell that stays compressed, and then they come up on deck and they decompress them on in a chamber over a series of up to, like, weeks. We're talking about. Divers that operate beyond 1000 feet, like doing stuff like, you know, oil and gas industry stuff, I would say that's probably more technical than cave diving. But if we, if we're, if we're talking about, like, the kind of more recreational world, you know, the scuba world, I think cave diving is about as technical as it gets.

Nick VinZant 15:21

Is there a holy grail of cave diving left like everybody's trying to do

Jonathan Bird 15:26

this? Um, no, but there are caves all over the world that are not fully explored, and everyone wants to find the next big thing my I have a friend named Richard Harris who's exploring a cave in New Zealand called the Pierce resurgence, and it's a river just mysteriously comes out of the side of a mountain. And so they were like, Huh? Wonder where it goes. So they started diving in it. But the water's like, 50 degrees. It's cold. It's New Zealand. And they're they can't find the bottom. They keep going down and down and down. And they're past 800 feet deep now, which is like insane depths. And they had to build their own habitat underwater for decompression, because, you know, they need like, 1618, hours of decompression, and you just can't do it all in in the water. And so they're sort of getting out on a bench halfway out of the water so that they can decompress in this, this bubble that they've built. It's, it's just an incredible, incredible project that's all privately funded, just by these guys that are trying to find the bottom of this hole in the ground. And they, and they actually just pioneered a completely new diving gas. Deep divers have have used helium and to help thin the gas out and reduce the narcotic qualities of of nitrogen. For, you know, for a while for, you know, 50 years now, the deep diving gas used helium. So we had things called tri mix and heliox, where you put helium into the breathing mixture, and when they get that deep, even helium is not light enough to for the work of breathing. It because the gas gets so thick. At that high of a pressure, it's so thick, they switch to hydrogen, which you know, the Hindenburg proved that hydrogen is a rather dangerous gas, but they're, they're using it because it's lighter and it works better, and they're sort of pioneering this, and this is new to science. And like, people are like, man, you're crazy. You're gonna blow up.

Nick VinZant 17:37

But I didn't know you could, I didn't know you could breathe hydrogen. I thought we had to breathe. Well, you've

Jonathan Bird 17:41

got to have some oxygen in there. Obviously, they have a little bit, yeah, in there too, but yeah, and so like these, I mean, you got people like this, like, they're pushing the envelope of science to explore caves, and you got to respect it. Like, wow. Your scariest experience. You know, I have not had that many fortunately, in my diving career, I haven't had too many experiences that were scary. I had one close call with an angry gray reef shark, and that one was a little bit scary. But I mean, overall, I've had mostly very pleasant experiences with sharks. I think sharks are great. So there was that one time, and actually they both involve sharks. And then the other time, I actually was up in the St Lawrence filming Greenland sharps, and I just I, after several days of not seeing any, I finally got one to come in, and I was following it, trying to get good shots, and just completely focused on my camera. And, you know, I was on open circuit, so I didn't have an unlimited gas supply, and so I was kind of trying to not breathe too hard, even though I was working very hard. So it's like, try jogging around the block, but try to, like, skip breathe when you do it, you know, hold your breath a while, and then breathe, and then hold your breath a while. And I ended up, like, way deeper than I realized, and a little bit hyperventilated and super hypercapnia and lightheaded, and I had a realization for a brief moment that I might pass out and I'm alone because my buddy couldn't Keep up, and that's not their fault, it's mine. I'm alone. And I suddenly realized I have a wife and two kids, and if I pass out right now, I am going to die, I will drown. And I looked at my computer and I'm at like 170 when I should be at like 130 I'm on the wrong ass to be at 170 And I'm lightheaded, and I I, you know, I freaked a little bit, you know, like, and, you know, I did what you need to do. I started breathing very deeply without regard for gas supply. I punched my BC to get some buoyancy so that if I did pass out, I would hit the surface, and at least they'd be maybe it be able to revive me. And you know, when you do something like that, you know what's going to happen. You're going to start accelerating towards the surface, and you can lose control and get bent, because you come shooting out of the water, and you didn't do a deco. Stop shooting to the surface from 170 is a horrible idea. And fortunately, as I passed like 100 feet, I completely gained clarity. The narcosis went away, the hypercapnia went away. I became very clear and focused again. And I immediately started venting the air from my BC to slow down, and I came to a stop at about 50 feet, which was where my first deco stop was. So made it look like a pro move, but mostly just lucky. And you know, I did a series of DECOs making sure that I wasn't going to get bent. And when I popped up, they the people in the boat were completely freaking out because they saw me vanish into the Merc chasing a shark going down, and they had no idea where I went or how far I was gone. They lost sight of my bubbles, and they thought I drowned. And I had to play like everything was fine. I was like, Oh no, I'm fine. What do you guys? You worry too much, you know. And I got back on the boat, and I told one of my buddies, who's on the boat, dude, I almost died. And you know, and I became much more aware that there is no shot no matter how long you've been waiting for the shark that has not appeared. There is no shot that is worth risking your life for absolutely nothing. There's nothing. I don't care if I see the first birthing Blue Whale next to a giant squid. Like, there's no, there's no shot that is worth being dead for.

Nick VinZant 22:09

Does everybody who's a diver, though, get a reminder like that occasionally that like, Oh no, don't. Don't push it. Like, you can't I

Jonathan Bird 22:17

see people make really dumb mistakes with cameras. That's why I also say like you shouldn't. You shouldn't be diving with a camera until you've had 100 dives. Like cameras are so, so distracting. We were in the Galapagos a few years ago, and a guy on our boat got distracted by a sea turtle on a night dive and ran out of air at 100 feet, and thank goodness he was able to shoot to the surface and he didn't die. But he got bent. You know, he was bent, and we had to cancel the trip for everybody who had spent $7,000 for the week on this boat, we had to turn the boat back and get him to a recompression chamber. He got bent. The reason he got bent, he ran out of air. The reason he ran out of air, distracted by a camera, he was after the world's greatest shot of a sea turtle. And, you know, I make fun of it a little bit, but dude, I have done that like I have done that. You get in the moment. Oh my goodness, that's the coolest looking sea turtle. And look, he's eating a sponge. I can get the greatest shot of this. No, I mean, I only have 300 psi, but I'm okay. You know what I mean, like, you can do that. And, you know, I know, I know several people that have gotten in very, you know, bad situations because of cameras, because of the distraction of a camera, or the distraction of trying to shoot something that that was really awesome, and they run out of air.

Nick VinZant 23:51

My limited experience, I used to be a news photographer, and you get behind that lens and you forget that reality is out in front of it, like no, no, no, no, no, you don't get closer to the active shooting scene, right? Like, just because back up,

Jonathan Bird 24:07

people would say, you know, you're filming sharks, they're kind of close. I'm like, Well, I'm completely safe, because I see them through this viewfinder. That's only three inches, so they're only this big,

Nick VinZant 24:18

right? Like, I'm not actually here? No, it's

Jonathan Bird 24:21

like I'm just a world behind the camera. I'm just looking at everything through a monitor, and I'm just trying to do the best job I can, and I tune everything else out.

Nick VinZant 24:30

For somebody who's just getting into this, like, what advice would you give them?

Jonathan Bird 24:34

Have enough experience as an Open Water Diver that you're actually ready for cave diving. Two, be really good at buoyancy control. Buoyancy control is much more important than you think with cave diving. So and then I guess the best thing is get the best instructor you can find, like, ask around. And find the best instructor you can find. And I've been very fortunate because of Blue World, I know, like all the top people, and so when I wanted to get cave certified, I went to one of the top cave divers in the world. Like, not everybody gets to do that. But you know, if just find the best instructor you can and spend the time like it's it's not about how fast can I get this C card? You know it that's not what it's about. Getting cave certified is a whole process, and it's fun, and you're not trying to get through it, okay? You're trying to have fun and you're trying to learn. And for me, what I loved about the cave training was, so here I am. I'm a guy who's been diving for 30 years or 25 at the time, right? And and I'm going to learn all these new skills. I'm the kind of guy you know, a lot of divers are like this. When you've been diving for a long time, you don't think about it that much. You throw your stuff on you go over the side of the boat, off you go. And when you, when you get to the point where you start jumping off the boat without your fins, without your mask, you know you've gotten to the point where you don't, you don't think about it as much as you probably should, because you've gotten so it just, you just, you just go through the motions, and you go, you're not doing a checklist. And when you get to that level of comfort as a diver, you know, like being careless, when you all of a sudden get thrown into the situation of having to learn all these new cave diving skills. It's fun, like it's challenging, but like, it's fun. It's like, No, I can handle this. Like, I understand that if my instructor comes up and starts up pushing the inflator button on my regulator, you know, trying to do something to, like, see how I'm going to react during the training. I'm not going to panic. I'm going to be like, Oh, that's right. Okay. What do I do in this situation? Like, it's fun to, like, learn those skills. So I would say, like, a cave diving class is really fun. I was actually bummed when mine was over. Like, I mean, I was happy I got the C card. He said, your congratulations. You're a cave guy. I was like, yay. And then a couple of minutes later, I was like, oh, like, that was I know I want to do. Can I do another class that was fun?

Nick VinZant 27:12

That's pretty much all the questions we got. Is there anything that we missed, or what's kind of coming up next for you? Where can people find you? Tell me about Blue World. All the questions all wrapped

Jonathan Bird 27:21

into one, basically. So my big, my big thing these days is, is, is Imax movies. This is my new one called the dolphins. It's coming out right now in theaters all around the world. There's a website you can Google it. It's got the name of all the theaters that it's opening and that are coming. It's coming to, you know, like 40 or 50 theaters around the world. It was a great adventure. Spent two years filming it all around the world. So I'm not just a cave diver. I was lucky enough to, when I was younger, to find the thing that I'm passionate about and be stupid enough to quit my job and try to do that for real. And I was young and stupid when I did it, and now I'm so grateful for being young and stupid when they did it, because if I had waited too long, you know, I was an engineer at Raytheon, it was a perfectly good job, and I made a good salary, and I had a perfectly nice cubicle, and I worked with great people, and I had a super duper retirement plan. And a lot of people, including my parents, were like, why would you quit that job? I'm like, I don't know the call of the ocean. Man, I want to go out and scuba dive, but here I am. I get to, I get to be a, I get to be a, kind of a part time YouTuber, and I get to make IMAX movies and travel the world and go scuba diving, like, how awesome is that?

Nick VinZant 28:44

Right? I kind of lied to you. Was not our last question. I wanted to set this up because you mentioned the movie call of the dolphins, and this is one of our questions. Are dolphins jerks? They they can be

Jonathan Bird 28:57

a little, a little snarky. Yeah, I wouldn't say they're jerks, but I would say that dolphins are just like people. They have personalities, and there are some that are very sweet, and there are some that are mischievous, and there are others that and sometimes they're in a good mood and sometimes they're in a bad mood. So you know, I've had magical experiences with dolphin looking me in the eye and swimming side by side and and playing a game of past the seaweed with me. And I've also had dolphins that swam up and literally, tail smacked me in the face. So I was on a dive a long time ago where there was, there were some semi captive dolphins that they had at this place called Anthony's Key Resort, down in row 10, and they're they're usually dolphins that were in captivity, but they can't let them go, because they actually don't know how to fend for themselves, and so they bring them to this facility where they're in an enclosure that's open and. To the ocean, right? Some of them will vanish for a couple days, and then they'll come back when they get hungry, and they hang around and and there's some that you know never go out. They can hardly get them to leave. And then there's some that you know they'll go out for a few hours, and what they'll do is they they will take people out on a dive, and they try to get the dolphins to come over and play with the divers. And they usually do because divers are mildly entertaining to dolphins, because, you know, we look ridiculous underwater, completely ridiculous. And so I think they find that hilarious, and so they'll come over. So this one dolphin, this bottlenose dolphin, swims up in front of me. This was in my still photography day. So I had this big steel camera with these big strobes, and the dolphin came up and looked at me, and I looked at the dolphin. I'm having a Zen moment. We're staring into each other's eyes. I bring my camera up and I take a picture, and the two strobes just flash really bright, and the the dolphin blinks, looks at me, and then the dolphin just goes and head but head butts the strobe, because I put the camera down to look, and the strobe is right in front of my face, and the dolphin goes and head butts the strobe, and strobe goes, bam, right into my right into my forehead. I had a huge gash in my forehead, and I came up to the boat, and I handed my camera up, and I didn't realize like it hurt, but I didn't realize it was like bleeding. I came all this, like blood coming down my face. And the time, I was like, what happened? I'm like, what? And he goes, What happened to your head? I'm like, Oh, the Dolph dolphin head butted me. So yes, I got head butted once by a dolphin.

Nick VinZant 31:36

I want to thank Jonathan so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version, along with pictures and video of what cave diving really looks like is available on our YouTube channel. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. Are you an inside person or an outside person?

John Shull 32:15

Can I be both? No, I'm like, a hybrid, like, I like to be out.

Nick VinZant 32:20

You're not. You're one or the other. Just pick one or the other. Make a decision for one point in your life, right? Don't wiffle waffle. Don't be on both sides of the fence, but put your foot down. Make a decision.

John Shull 32:30

Look, I don't want to be inside all the time, but I'm not a camper either,

Nick VinZant 32:35

hmm, so you're just an inside person who occasionally likes to go outside.

John Shull 32:40

Sure, I guess, sure I, I mean, I will lean inside, but I like being outside. I just like it controlled, if that makes any sense,

Nick VinZant 32:51

so you basically only want to go outside when you can take the comforts of inside.

John Shull 32:56

Outside, absolutely I don't. I don't know how you people do it, and I'm talking about you going camping and tents without water electricity. No, I'm good. I'm gonna pass

Nick VinZant 33:08

being an outside person teaches you to suffer. You have to have a certain embrace of suffering, and that this is just not going to be comfortable. You want a comfortable life. You want everything to be easy. You want your little booty pampered. Yeah, you want to be you want somebody to patch your little baby bottom. Tell you it's going to be okay. Temperatures not going to get above 72 degrees. John, you got to be tougher to be an outside person.

John Shull 33:38

I do find it kind of interesting that that's that's that's the, that's the thought process, right? I think it's just more efficient and smarter to be comfortable.

Nick VinZant 33:48

Oh, I would agree with that. I'm an outside person, but I want to come home at the end of the day like we invented all this technology. We got out of caves for a reason, and it wasn't to be camping amongst mosquitoes, but I would generally want to be outside from about like 7am until dark every day.

John Shull 34:09

And it's tougher, though, if you're in the Midwest, because you can really only, I mean, realistically, be outside seven months out of the year, comfortably.

Nick VinZant 34:23

Okay, two minutes into the show, John has brought up weather that's faster than usual. I'm just saying that you can see how much, how much someone is aging by how quickly they will bring up the weather when you're 50, you're going to bring it up within the first 45 seconds. When you're 70, it's all you're going to talk about. Somebody's going to say, Hi John, and you're going to say, Nice weather. You're aging. You are aging rapidly.

John Shull 34:52

I know it's depressing. I'm trying to think of things that I can change so I revert a little bit. Yes, I am aging. Faster. It's something I struggle with every day.

Nick VinZant 35:03

Oh yeah, there's no way to stop that slide like it's already begun. You've already committed because you're not you're not in a position where you might be able to reverse it. You're on the downhill, and there's no going back up. That roller coaster is only going down until the

John Shull 35:20

Anyways, my wish I could be outside right now, not talking to you. Race can work. Today is the first day that it's like 62 degrees.

Nick VinZant 35:33

Don't see you went right back.

John Shull 35:35

David, I did you went right back. A special weather episode, just to where I bring you the weather for 45 minutes,

Nick VinZant 35:44

see. And even after we said, Don't bring up the weather, then you got caught again, and you went right back to weather.

Speaker 1 35:51

Can we talk about my hat? How cool that Tiger is actually.

Nick VinZant 35:54

It looks kind of lame, to be honest with you. It looks better from farther away. When it looks up close, it looks like it's badly drawn. I'm wearing like they tried to save some money. Did they try to save some money? Why are the Detroit why are they called the Detroit Tigers? That doesn't make any sense. There's no reason that there's the Tigers has nothing to do with Detroit

John Shull 36:16

that is fair. There's probably some reason. I actually don't know what it is, why they're called the Tigers.

Nick VinZant 36:21

Also, the Detroit Lions doesn't make any sense. The only one that makes sense is the Detroit Pistons.

John Shull 36:29

I mean, yeah, but a lot of mascots don't make any sense

Nick VinZant 36:35

all, I guess all the ones in Seattle do. Seattle Mariners, because we're against this ocean Seahawks because we're against the ocean storm, because we're it's rains a lot rain because it rains a lot. All of Seattle's makes sense. None of Detroit's makes

John Shull 36:54

St Louis like St Louis Blues, Dallas Stars.

Nick VinZant 37:00

I mean, the blues are from St Louis.

John Shull 37:04

Are they are the blues from St Louis?

Nick VinZant 37:07

I think that they have a strong connection to the blues.

John Shull 37:10

Yeah. Anyways, let's not try to talk about something we don't know anything about.

Nick VinZant 37:14

Okay, well, we're just gonna have to

Jonathan Bird 37:16

stop the whole show. Then

Unknown Speaker 37:19

just, ah,

Nick VinZant 37:20

that's all I got. Oh, I did write a poll, though 67% of people consider themselves to be outdoor people.

John Shull 37:29

I feel like everyone's an outdoor person, but with an asterisk,

Nick VinZant 37:34

I would agree with that to some level.

John Shull 37:37

Yeah, I'm an outdoor person, but I don't want to be around bugs, or I don't want to be barefoot. Everyone has a caveat. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 37:47

I mean, we got ourselves out of caves for a reason. Now we embrace the comfort. It's an insult to our going camping is an insult to our ancestors. In some ways, you are disrespecting all the things that they had to work hard for to get, all of the technological achievements, everything that we have built is being disrespected when you go camping and you're saying, No, it's an insult, because you're not really living the way that they had to. You're not chasing down herds on your feet and killing them with a rock, they would be like, What are you doing? Why would you ever do that? You have this it's an insult to our ancestors.

John Shull 38:29

Who do you think would win in a fist fight me, or a caveman?

Nick VinZant 38:35

A caveman? I've actually read something about this that our ancient ancestors would beat the living shit out of us because they were so much more physically adept than we were.

John Shull 38:46

But were they strong? Like, were they physically because you look like littler people, like, weren't they smaller?

Nick VinZant 38:53

No, they were bigger. Actually, there's actually scientific research that points to the fact that they were bigger than us. I don't know if that's true exactly to modern day, but I think if you go back about 200 years, I think that our ancient ancestors were bigger than us. We had a podcast guest who was studied height throughout the ages, and she said that most of the people we started to actually shrink around the agricultural revolution.

John Shull 39:19

I remember we had a podcast guest on here who said that I could outrun a buffalo.

Nick VinZant 39:24

No one would ever say that when we wouldn't ever have a guest that would be on here that would say something so foolish as that.

Unknown Speaker 39:31

I remember that happening

Nick VinZant 39:33

like I just don't understand what it's like to live your life completely delusional to facts.

Speaker 1 39:40

I mean, what's all I said? For those of you who got nothing,

John Shull 39:46

all I said was from starting from zero miles an hour and a 40 yard dash, I think I could

Nick VinZant 39:54

outrun a buffalo. Absolutely not, absolutely not, not a chance in the world.

John Shull 39:58

There is no way that. They can go from zero, there's no way they can run a 40 yard dash faster than a human. There's this

Nick VinZant 40:05

Okay, we're gonna have this discussion again, because it comes up every once in a while, and I would like to try to shut it down again effectively. So one of the best measures of how of explosive power the ability to start out quickly is the vertical jump, right? That's why they do it at the combines for the NFL, etc. A buffalo can jump six feet in the air. Can you jump six feet in the air?

John Shull 40:31

Like, I mean, I'm about six foot tall. Are you talking about like jumping six

Nick VinZant 40:36

feet in the air? Yes, a buffalo can jump six feet in the air. I'm not sure if that's like running and jumping. Yes. They can look it up. You can look it up. You can Google it if you want to. But if an animal can jump a 1500 or whatever a buffalo weighs, animal can jump six feet in the air, which is a measure of explosive power. Do you really think that you can start out moving faster than that thing can? Because I understand what you're trying to go for. They're like, Oh, it's big. It has to be slow, but it's not.

John Shull 41:06

I guess I could have just Googled this from the from the from day one, and really seen but you know what? I would rather not, because I think that I could beat

Nick VinZant 41:15

it. You can't. That's like, the difference. I don't like animals are far superior in their athletic ability than we are, just far superior. Like, have you ever seen a dog move around like you can't keep up with that thing?

John Shull 41:32

Hold on, let's, let's see here, 40 yard dash buffalo.

Nick VinZant 41:37

No one is going to be looked at before. Yard dash for a buffalo. Nobody. Nobody's time to Buffalo in a 40. Why don't they have,

John Shull 41:48

apparently, Ralphie the buffalo in Colorado, ran it. But it's not, it wasn't fast.

Nick VinZant 41:56

So what did the buffalo get?

Unknown Speaker 41:58

Like, an 885,

Nick VinZant 42:00

do you think that the Buffalo was really like trying?

John Shull 42:04

I just think if we were to run 100 yard dash, yes, I get destroyed. But a 40 yard dash where a buffalo needs to gain speed,

Nick VinZant 42:13

I just don't have to gain speed. I just You took three steps playing softball. And do you think, and now, like, I could outrun in a buffalo? Yeah, I do. I see this is why you're an inside person, because you have no connection to reality. Once you step outside, it's like, the person's like, I'm gonna get this picture of this wild animal from two feet away. And then, oh my god, I can't believe it. Gored me.

John Shull 42:41

Okay, so this is a little this is a little disheartening. Apparently, buffalo, I'm sorry for all of you out there that are still listening to this can gallop faster than a horse and can reach the same speed as a racehorse. So that's right.

Nick VinZant 42:58

Do you think you could beat a horse? But

John Shull 43:01

that's over the course of a mile, not 40

Nick VinZant 43:04

yards. Do you think that you can beat a horse

John Shull 43:08

in a 40 yard dash? Probably. Anyways, are we on the shout outs?

Nick VinZant 43:14

Yeah, right. We have to be.

John Shull 43:19

We all have our thing. I want you to know that I went to a natural history museum the other day,

Nick VinZant 43:25

and, yeah, I didn't seem like you learned anything,

John Shull 43:28

and I looked at the moon through a very powerful telescope. And maybe we did go there. Who knows?

Nick VinZant 43:38

I'm always fast. Okay, that's my thing about any conspiracy theory, is that no conspiracy theory is real simply because of logistics. And anyone who has ever managed people knows how difficult it is to get two people to do something at the same time like you could never have like no one would ever keep that secret. There are so many people that would be involved in any conspiracy theory that you could just not do it. By the way, a horse runs a 40 yard dash in two to three seconds, and a buffalo is faster than a horse, so there's your answer.

Unknown Speaker 44:15

No, it doesn't. There's no factual proof of that

Nick VinZant 44:18

an American Quarter Horse, the fastest breed over short distances, could run a 40 yard dash in approximately two to three seconds.

Unknown Speaker 44:26

Wow. That's incredible.

Nick VinZant 44:27

That's incredible. So now imagine a buffalo, which is faster than a horse, I could still beat it, right? Always, whenever, whenever you are confronted with factual information that clearly dispels the thing that you're talking about. Make sure to double down.

John Shull 44:45

Listen, I bet you, if you were to put up a poll, which you still, after eight years, eight plus years have not given me access to I wonder why I love polls. I like interacting with the audience. I'm sure you do love poll.

Jonathan Bird 44:58

I. Haha.

John Shull 45:01

Anyways, let's give some shout outs here. Okay, let's see Vern Hayes, Amelia Vasquez, Conrad Allen, Dion Kelly, Wanda Melendez, Tracy Landry, Jan Hatfield, Brock, zinga, Tristan, Castaneda and Augustine Matthews, appreciate all of

Nick VinZant 45:27

you. Not a lot of Brock's. Brock is always going to be a certain kind of person, though Brock is one of those names, I immediately know what Brock is like.

Speaker 1 45:37

Brock vinzner, what terrible person, apparently,

Nick VinZant 45:42

oh yeah, you can tell he's a terrible person. You can tell, like, that's one of those people that, like, you can immediately tell that he's a terrible person. Like, oh, he seems like a terrible person.

John Shull 45:52

As a wrestling fan, he isn't, but as an actual human being, he probably is.

Nick VinZant 45:58

He seems like it. He seems like a like o' Doyle grown up like you could clearly tell that guy's a bully,

John Shull 46:06

yeah, for sure, but, I mean, I think that okay. I'm not saying bullying is okay by any stretch of the imagination. But if you're not taught at any age to respect others when you are the alpha male. Maybe you just don't know any better.

Nick VinZant 46:24

You should. You're an adult, though, I understand that if you're like 1516 you're a kid, you're an adult, and at some point you should realize that it doesn't make the thing is, is like a guy like that, right? Like not. Let's not cast too many aspersions on Brock Lesnar, but if you're bigger than people bullying them, it's a it's a weakness, because, yeah, it's easy to do something when you're bigger than somebody else. I respect a smaller bully. If you're smaller than somebody bullying them, I respect it well.

John Shull 46:58

Speaking of bullying, you knew you weren't getting out of this episode without talking about everyone's American hero turned attempted murderer. Mark Sanchez,

Nick VinZant 47:08

God, I I am fascinated by this story. I am fascinated by this story because, like, what was he thinking?

John Shull 47:18

Well, I believe he was drunk, which doesn't help, right? And then,

Nick VinZant 47:22

but you're a 38 year old drunk, like, how got to be drunk before? I mean, the guy went to college as a football player. Can I give the quick facts of the case as of this recording? Sure. So Mark Sanchez, who is a NFL quarterback, most famous for probably running head first into somebody's butt and dropping the ball. Basically, was hospitalized and then later arrested after getting fight with getting in a fight with a 69 year old man who was picking up grease as part of his job, and then Sanchez got stabbed multiple times, and it's basically like the cops came forward and said, Oh, it's all his fault. After everybody else gave the thoughts and prayers for his quick recovery, VinZant realized, like, oh, wait, he's the guy who did it well.

John Shull 48:14

And I think it's kind of scary. So they so police released some surveillance footage that showed the delivery driver backing away. I mean, Mark Sanchez, though he was a shitty NFL quarterback, it's still, what, six foot four, probably 215, 220, I mean,

Nick VinZant 48:30

still a professional athlete and a large person, right? Like, not the kind of guy you want to run into in an alley,

John Shull 48:36

but the surroundings video clearly shows Sanchez, you know, like going after this driver for whatever, for whatever reason. And I watching it, I felt, I felt terrified for the driver, because, you know, clearly, he had no idea of what Mark Sanchez was gonna do. He couldn't get a parking spot. Oh yeah, he could have killed him over a parking spot.

Nick VinZant 49:02

I'm fascinated by this story. I can't wait for him to come out with the you're obviously going to have the initial statement that comes out. It's like, I am trying to do better. I have checked myself into rehab, etc, etc, etc. But like, what is he thinking? Man? Like, you never know what is around the corner in life. You never know when your whole life could change in an instant.

John Shull 49:27

Well, you kind of said it right earlier. It's like, that's almost where social media is bad, because everybody said, you know, prayers up, blah, blah, blah. Mark Sanchez, you know you're the victim, yeah, like when clearly he was the aggressor. Well, that's what it seems like. Anyways, I don't want to go on record saying that, but that's what it seems like. And it's like, what about the 69 year old guy that was picking up grease that now is going to be petrified every time he goes for a pickup?

Jonathan Bird 50:00

Paid it. He's gonna get paid. I mean, he's about to be a lot,

Nick VinZant 50:05

like, would you

Unknown Speaker 50:09

okay, yes, how much? Yes, yes, and yes,

Nick VinZant 50:12

you're gonna spend a week in the hospital. You're going to have significant injuries, but you can largely heal from them, right? How much money would it take for you to essentially get a beating like that?

Unknown Speaker 50:30

2 million?

Nick VinZant 50:34

I'd have a hard time. Man, if like, if you're gonna recover, I might do it for 100 it for 100 grand, to be honest with you.

John Shull 50:45

I mean, I would just want enough to be able to retire, right? Or maybe not retire, because 2 million isn't even that great. But, like, I would want enough to be able to live comfortably and not have to worry about money for a while.

Nick VinZant 50:58

Yeah, if somebody was to come forward to me and like, hey, though you're gonna take this beaten, it's gonna put you in the hospital for about a week, but you're not gonna have any long, lasting injuries. And they had 100 grand cash. I don't know I might do it. I don't think I would do I might think about it for 50. I mean, I

John Shull 51:20

guess it depends. If I don't have any, like, long, lasting injuries, other than, you know, like the immediate things. I mean, I'll take a beating for 100 grand. 500 grand. Why not?

Nick VinZant 51:31

Oh, yeah, I'd take a beating for 100 grand. Now, I was getting stabbed. I don't know about that. Well, apparently, I don't know if I want to mess with that.

John Shull 51:39

Well, like, apparently, he took the guy's knife and stat, right? Like, that's what it was, was the guy bust out a knife in self defense, which in courts, you know, the surveillance video is going to prove all that, but,

Nick VinZant 51:50

yeah, but then, well, who, who seems to have won the fight? No, I think Mark Sanchez would obviously win if it was straight, just like hand to hand. Well, I think that's, you're getting stabbed.

John Shull 52:03

I think that's what happened was he was stabbed, getting stabbed, went to go, like, legitimately grab the knife, and the guy ran away. And that's when, you know, that's where Mike's Mark Sanchez got caught up. I think, like, severely,

Nick VinZant 52:16

man, that's, that's has to be one of the biggest God, you just blew it.

Jonathan Bird 52:23

Moments in sports history.

John Shull 52:27

I mean, no, there's been, there's been a lot of real knuckleheads. Athletes are not always role models. I guess we'll

Nick VinZant 52:37

say, No, I'm not saying they're dumb. I'm saying that they're used to getting away with whatever they want, absolutely. And that creates a certain perception,

John Shull 52:46

it's like as of this recording, this is another thing I wanted to talk about, which is sports related as well, but not really. LeBron James teasing this second announcement or something today. And you know, it had all. It had national attention. I think ESPN broadcast it live. And what was it for?

Nick VinZant 53:07

Do you know? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see it. I did see the previews for it. Is it

John Shull 53:11

going to another team? Is he a retiring bluff? No, he's just joining the the cognac game. That's all.

Nick VinZant 53:20

Oh, he's launching his own liquor. Yeah, I don't understand that if you had that much money. Like, why are you? I guess you have to feel like you have a purpose in life. They probably get so used to attention that they need more attention. I would like, I'm out of

John Shull 53:37

here, man. I guess, like, with him, right? Like, there are certain celebrities that are just at that level, like, he has so much money, deservingly, so, right? But he has so much like, what are you doing? Like, it has to be a narcissistic tendency or something.

Nick VinZant 53:53

I did see one of them talking about, like, Yeah, but then you, as you're kind of building up the Empire, you get so many people working for you, and then the machine just keeps going. And like, well, I can't really stop because then these people don't have a job, and you kind of end up doing it for those reasons, as opposed to, like, you actually wanting something. You just have opportunities, and you're like, Well, I'm just gonna take it. But I would, kind of I wish

John Shull 54:21

I could have gotten, gotten to that level of my life where I had to worry about those things, but I don't.

Nick VinZant 54:26

So you never know man, life can change in a second. You could run into a former NFL quarterback and get stabbed,

John Shull 54:35

or this podcast, we get big and then we vote. We vote, we get big bonus checks.

Nick VinZant 54:40

Maybe

Unknown Speaker 54:41

it's always a possibility, or any checks at all.

Nick VinZant 54:44

All right? Jinks,

John Shull 54:47

yeah, go Seattle, mariners.

Nick VinZant 54:50

It's too late. You already gloated after the first win, like, oh, sweep the series

Unknown Speaker 54:56

loss anyways. Are you ready for the top five?

Nick VinZant 54:58

Let's do it. Top five. Five already. Okay, so our top five is top five Halloween costumes.

Jonathan Bird 55:03

Your number five,

John Shull 55:05

so did you? Did you go generic categories, or did you go specific costumes?

Nick VinZant 55:11

I I don't know. I really know what you mean by that, but I would, if I was going to answer that question the way that I would have meant asking that question, I would say I went kind of generic categories, like, for example, if I went and it's not on my list, but mummy, I didn't specifically go like the mummy from the movie The Mummy. I just went the mummy.

John Shull 55:33

I mean, that was the question I asked, like you. Thank you for answering it.

Nick VinZant 55:40

Excuse me, God, you got heartburn issues.

John Shull 55:44

Not anymore. I gave I gave up spicy food for the most part, which really hurts my heart, but has to be done anyways.

Nick VinZant 55:52

All right, 37 years old, being told you can't eat something anymore, like 37 and they think, I can think you can outrun a buffalo and you can't eat fucking hot sauce.

John Shull 56:06

Are you done? You're not wrong. You're not wrong by any stretched imagination. All right, my number five, it's, I don't know how to describe these, except they're, I guess they're called inflatable costumes, and those are the those are the ones where, like, half your body is one thing, and then like, it'd be like an alien holding an alien holding you. Or like, you know you're riding a horse, but like, it looks like you're legitimately riding a horse. Those are the best costumes.

Nick VinZant 56:37

I like them and am annoyed by them at the same time.

John Shull 56:41

I love either the dinosaurs, you know, the big T Rex died. Oh, my God, amazing.

Nick VinZant 56:47

Yeah, I got sick of all the videos. Okay? I'm okay with one or two of those videos, but I can't do any more than that. My number five is a pumpkin. I'm gonna say that 25% of people in the United States have been a pumpkin at some point in their life for Halloween. That's, that's everybody dressing their baby up as a pumpkin. That's insane. That's maybe not 25% but, like, a significant enough number.

John Shull 57:12

I remember, I was surprised at how many people actually celebrate Halloween, or, like, could participate. And I'm like, wow, that's, it's a lot of people that go out and get candy.

Nick VinZant 57:23

I don't know anybody who doesn't I know more people who don't do Christmas or Thanksgiving than I do who don't do Halloween. I don't know a single person who doesn't do Halloween. Yeah?

John Shull 57:35

I mean, well, I think you and I are the same boat, right? I mean, we have children, so yeah, I guess that's true. But like, if I was an adult, I wouldn't do shit, or, like, a single adult, like I wouldn't do anything,

Nick VinZant 57:45

yeah, be kind of weird to be a 25 year old man handing out candy, actually. No, no, you can't.

Unknown Speaker 57:52

Hey, kids, can I tell you about the weather?

John Shull 57:59

Yeah, sorry buddy. All right, so my number four pretty simple. I just went with a ghost because I think it's the easiest costume to do, because you literally can just put a sheet over your face, pop out a couple of holes, and you're a ghost.

Nick VinZant 58:16

Okay, I have that higher on the list, right? My number four is a witch, which is a very standard Halloween costume. I think you can go,

Unknown Speaker 58:29

it is, I think it's, I Well, I think this year,

Nick VinZant 58:33

every time it's seven o'clock, your timer goes off

John Shull 58:37

every time, um, I think even this, like, especially this year with Galinda and Elphaba, you know, the the Wizard of Oz, witches, or whatever, I think they're even more popular. So, okay, okay, number three man. So this got pretty tough, and I wasn't sure how to describe this, so I just grouped it all into one category, and I just put anything animal related, like sharks, dogs, cats, like some of the best costumes I've ever seen are animals.

Nick VinZant 59:11

Oh, okay, I can't really even think if I've ever, I mean, I've seen a tiger, like you just paint the face, or a lion.

John Shull 59:19

I remember I one time saw, like somebody who was in full on gorilla, like, in a gorilla outfit, but their face had been painted. And they even put, like they were pretty in shape person, but like they had painted, like, like, the like, the facial structure to like they Yeah, they looked like 100% they were like a makeup artist or something. So they knew what they were doing, but it was, it was pretty badass.

Nick VinZant 59:45

I'm not gonna spend more than I would say 15, but I'll give myself 30, and I'll go up to $75 I'm not gonna spend more than 30 minutes or $75 on a Halloween card. Costume not gonna

John Shull 1:00:01

do it. Good luck. Now everyone, for adults, bet you you can't find a costume for under $50

Nick VinZant 1:00:08

just get a bed sheet, poke two holes in it.

John Shull 1:00:12

Ghost just be hopefully. It's never mind. All right, what's your number three?

Nick VinZant 1:00:18

My number three is a vampire, vampire. Very classic Halloween costume.

John Shull 1:00:24

Yes, yeah. I don't even think it's like the best, like old old school character, but it's fine. Okay. Number two is any that have lights in them?

Nick VinZant 1:00:39

Oh, a simple man, just light it up and you're good to go.

John Shull 1:00:42

Christmas tree. You know, some of the old scream masks back in the day, like, have like a light in it, because it had like blood in the mask and stuff, I think, like robots, like, with lights, you know, like lights in the in the in the robot costume are pretty sweet. You know, it's anything with lights. I think that adds that shows like, a level of like, I give a shit, which is

Nick VinZant 1:01:03

important. It has a level of effort that's not associated with other costumes. Like, oh, I put lights on this thing. I would agree with that. My number two is a superhero. Any kind of superhero doesn't really matter what the superhero is. I think superheroes are the second best broad classification of Halloween costumes, both kids and adults, right?

John Shull 1:01:25

Definitely, probably the most popular. But yeah, I actually that's one of the few I had in my honorable mention was superhero,

Speaker 2 1:01:35

my son's gonna be Goku.

John Shull 1:01:37

Oh, nice, a Street Fighter person, huh? Sweet. No, I watched Dragon Ball Z, no, I didn't alright. My number one is I have horror movie villains. But specifically

Speaker 1 1:01:54

what I thought you were going to stop you the way you said it, I have whores like,

John Shull 1:02:00

Yeah, well, we're Halloween, but like, specifically, like Michael Myers, because I see that costume, that mask, specifically in person, it just still freaks me out, like it's just, it's nope, nope.

Nick VinZant 1:02:15

My son, my older son, was a skeleton, and he got his costume, and he scared the crap out of me. Almost punched him.

Unknown Speaker 1:02:23

Man, he deserved it. Who knows?

Nick VinZant 1:02:25

My number one is ghost. I think ghost is the best Halloween costume, simple, easy, classic. You can make it really scary. You can make it funny. You can do all kinds of things with the ghost costume. You can make it expensive. You can just get a bed sheet and poke two holes in it. Ghosted, to me, is the ultimate Halloween costume.

Unknown Speaker 1:02:43

I don't think I've ever told this story

Nick VinZant 1:02:46

out loud, but Okay, okay, okay, good, good, good.

John Shull 1:02:49

I literally saw someone who went as a ghost, become a ghost, and then get taken to the hospital and almost actually become a ghost.

Nick VinZant 1:03:01

Okay, go on, go on. I was

John Shull 1:03:03

in college. I was at a party, and this kid named Manny, I don't even remember his last name now, but he was, he was dressed as a ghost, and I think he had too much to drink, and he fell over, started convulsing. I think he might have had a little heart thing with that. But I remember while people, I mean, I didn't help him, because whatever, but while people were trying to, I remember just like seeing like his ghost, like he had the white face paint on with some of the dark spots or whatever, under his eyes as a ghost, and then he went to the hospital, apparently. Now I don't know if this is true, but apparently his heart stopped for like 35 seconds on the way to the hospital. So, man, he dressed as a ghost, almost became a ghost, and then literally almost became a ghost.

Nick VinZant 1:03:57

Man, Manny. Manny, like, what was he doing? Was he just drinking, or was he doing other extracurriculars as well?

John Shull 1:04:05

I think he was doing some extra, some other extracurriculars, other than alcohol. From what I understand, that's what

Nick VinZant 1:04:15

I wonder about with Mark Sanchez, like, what was he doing? Can you get, like, I don't know if that's just an alcohol thing to fight a 69 year old man. I don't know if

Jonathan Bird 1:04:26

that just alcohol.

John Shull 1:04:28

Probably not. I mean, he I mean, let's not forget, once again, we make fun of him because he was not a good quarterback. But I think he still played eight or nine years.

Nick VinZant 1:04:37

Oh yeah, he still has. I mean, he was still a good quarterback. He just wasn't great. He wasn't what everybody thought he was going

John Shull 1:04:43

to be. Probably on painkillers. Who knows what he was on? It probably just wasn't the alcohol that caused you to attack a poor 70 year old man that was trying to, you know, pick up grease.

Nick VinZant 1:04:55

Yeah, I think you're doing a little maybe some other things. Is involved. Do you have anything in your honorable mention? Are you done? You want to talk about the weather?

John Shull 1:05:05

Just superheroes and meteorologists. I'll put them on the list.

Nick VinZant 1:05:10

Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. Let us know what you think are the best Halloween costumes. But also, he brought it up at two minutes into the pointless part of the show. I think we're going to continue to see John bring up the weather earlier and earlier.





Political Humiliation Dominatrix Krystal

They want her to humiliate them, embarrass them and make them feel small, all because they’re a Republican. Krystal is a dominatrix who specializes in Political Humiliation. We talk the rise of political humiliation as a kink, why her clients want to be humilated because of their politics and her most unusual requets.

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Interview with Political Humiliation Dominatrix Krystal

Nick VinZant 0:12

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, political humiliation and flavor combination.

Krystal 0:23

So I would say, yeah, they are embarrassed about it because it's not, it's not really a true reflection of what they believe. But they're doing it because everybody's doing it. The first person who really started buying all of my political clips and getting very into them, he spent about 10 grams in two days. Really, just like take my money and make fun of me for being a Republican,

Nick VinZant 0:50

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because she is a dominatrix who specializes in a certain kind of humiliation, one that has become much more popular recently. This is political humiliation, dominatrix crystal. So what is political humiliation?

Krystal 1:22

Political humiliation is a kink where people derive pleasure from being humiliated, specifically for their politics.

Nick VinZant 1:33

Are they embarrassed about their politics? Is that where it kind of comes from?

Krystal 1:39

Politics are so nuanced, and I think that in this day and age, being part of a certain political party is a lot more than just what that party is up to. So I would say, yeah, they are embarrassed about it because it's not, it's not really a true reflection of what they believe, but they're doing it, because everybody's doing

Nick VinZant 2:02

it. I think a way to kind of crystallize this a little bit like, take me through a session or a clip. Like, how does this work?

Krystal 2:11

So my clips are specifically catering to Republicans. I don't do any work with Democrat. Um. So for my clip, specifically, I, I kind of focus on a couple different things, um, humiliating them for the fact that they are, you know, their political beliefs are dumb. Um, I kind of go into how fraudulent even just our interaction is, because they have to keep it a secret from the people that they're around. They can't tell anyone, you know, it's, it's, it makes it more taboo that they're interacting with somebody who has different political beliefs and is also mocking them for their political beliefs.

Nick VinZant 3:08

How deep into the political kind of beliefs do you get?

Krystal 3:12

I have a couple clips that are pretty gnarly. I have some that are pretty direct. I had a clip titled, your body, my choice. And that was, like, pretty direct into, you know, I think it was a couple days before that Nick Fuentes had said that phrase, and it had blown up. And so that was pretty direct where, like, this is directly what somebody said. I'm using it against you, and I'm flipping it and, you know, stuff like that. I had a clip. It was a custom that somebody requested where I told them to change their vote, which is not illegal. Let me start there. But yeah, for the most part, it's a little general, because I don't super want to draw too much attention. I'm also on a number of platforms. I'm not allowed to talk about politics.

Nick VinZant 4:18

Yeah, there's certain things that if you put it up on the internet, so to say, you can't say this, or they're going to take it down, that kind of stuff, so you can't specifically necessarily mention this thing. Is it? Is it odd to you in any way, or is there anything to read into that most of your clients are Republicans?

Krystal 4:39

No, it is not odd. It is not odd to me at all. There's a lot to read into it, I guess. How much of that would you like me to get into?

Nick VinZant 4:49

However much you want to talk about. A lot of the people

Krystal 4:53

I attract political or not are i. Yeah, I want to say either very busy or very successful or both, either way, they have a lot on their plate, and what they're looking for is someone to take that away when it comes to people who are very into politics being their identity. I can't imagine how stressful that is, just to have that on my mind all the time. I you know, I watch the news, sometimes I try and stay current, and it's overwhelming for me. So I can't imagine if somebody was so obsessed with politics, what that might look like. And I do wonder if some of my clients are people like that, who are then looking for something to kind of pull them out of that. Whatever it is that they're, you know, they're, they're obsession hole or their echo chamber?

Nick VinZant 6:03

Yeah, they seem to be more closely tied to politics than someone else, necessarily. Yeah. What are they, I guess. Is it sexual or is it mental? Then Are they looking for a sexual release or a mental release? Like I would assume that most of your clients are guys, yeah, are they, like, doing their thing? Yeah to this essentially,

Krystal 6:26

yes, yeah, they are. I think it's a bit of both. But I make porn, I that that's what they're looking for when they're on the sites,

Nick VinZant 6:37

using myself as an example, right? Like when I watch pornography, there's certain things that I'm like, looking for, right? Like, I want to see this. I want to see that. What are some of those things in terms of political humiliation? Are there, like, certain things that, oh, they want this. They want that

Krystal 6:53

political humiliation has the potential to go hand in hand with a lot of other kinks. I have some people who are really into beat and political humiliation. If they like political humiliation, they're probably into financial domination, specifically, again, I'm only speaking for Republican clientele, but that's that's usually. They're typically into that, definitely religious I've done, like cop humiliation, I don't know, just stuff respected by Republicans that isn't so respected by Democrats. Really buzz wordy, honestly,

Nick VinZant 7:35

yeah, I could see that, right. Like somebody who's into political humiliation might also go along with the things that are traditionally associated with Republican values, authority, law enforcement, religion, business. Are those the kind of things that would that seem to go hand in hand?

Krystal 7:55

Yeah, yeah. And I guess obviously, like female domination, putting an emphasis on the fact that I am a woman, and I am humiliating them and degrading them, even though I'm pretty short.

Nick VinZant 8:11

Does someone's appearance in terms of like, Oh, I bet that person is a liberal, Oh, I bet that person is Republican, if you look like this opposite stereotype, does that help your clientele?

Krystal 8:22

I definitely think so. I definitely think so. I I give off liberal so I think when people see me, they know that it's going to be what they're looking for.

Nick VinZant 8:37

Are there so in this case, though, you're the person who is humiliating them. Yes, did they ever want to then be like, I'm gonna humiliate the liberal woman? Did they ever want to, like, kind of flip it

Krystal 8:51

around? Absolutely not,

Nick VinZant 8:54

not at all. Or is that, would that be like that? That's No, though that's a different thing

Krystal 8:59

that so that would be a different thing. And also, by the time they're able to actually speak to me, maybe on a more candid level, they've already paid me a good amount of money for this specific thing.

Nick VinZant 9:17

When you say, like, a good amount of money. Can you give us a like, how much, how much money are we talking about?

Krystal 9:22

The first person who really started buying all of my political clips and getting very into them, he spent about 10 grams in two days,

Nick VinZant 9:34

10,000 in two days. Yeah, is that? Would you say that's an extreme outlier, like or no, no. Some other people will get close

Krystal 9:42

to that too. Some other people will get close to that.

Nick VinZant 9:46

So now, do you get anything out of this, besides financial gain, necessarily, but is this kind of your jam at the same time?

Krystal 9:55

Political humiliation? I definitely enjoy. It's very satisfying. Buying, but it's more mentally than physically satisfying. If that makes sense, I will say, in my interactions with subs, I do find pleasure in getting money. So once people are reaching, you know, good levels, then obviously I'm I'm happy, I'm good, but it's more, I would say, it's more a psychological pleasure for me to just poke at people for for their beliefs, for their values, whatever.

Nick VinZant 10:33

Do you generally have kind of the opposite beliefs that they would like? Do you find any satisfaction in like they voted for this person and I voted for the other person, and now I can kind of get this frustration however you want to call it out,

Krystal 10:48

yeah, yeah, kind of sort of, I will say, I, you know, I am a Democrat. Unfortunately, I wish I wasn't. Just because I hated both parties. I didn't want to vote for for either of them in any of the last elections. Um, so I don't really get that like, you know, that fierce for my party. I don't really care that much to protect Democrats. Um, but I do get a sense of satisfaction out of, you know, being mean to somebody who voted for things that are fucking with my livelihood. You know, there's, there's so much bad happening right now, and there's bad stuff happening to people in my family because of our current president, and my friends and I do get some satisfaction out of taking out some of my anger on people at the same time. It's It's not that. It's not gratifying. There's an end to the gratification.

Unknown Speaker 12:01

How'd you get into

Krystal 12:01

it? So sex work. I started working when I was 18, and I was not making very much money, and so I started doing platonic sugaring, where I essentially just went to dinner with people, and then I got into selling used like worn items. So I was selling socks and underwear, bras, whatever anybody wanted. And through that, I had a client who I could pretty much charge whatever I wanted for whatever he wanted. And he started talking to me about financial domination, and I had taken a look into it when I first got into sugaring, because I was I was curious, and it seemed really easy, which, no matter what you see on Tiktok, it's not fucking easy. It is not you do not make money easily. So I met up with a girl who I'm still friends with now. She's also a DOM, and she recommended that I start getting into clips. And the first goal for a clip store is to build it up, to bulk it up, just to have content on there. So for probably a month or two, I filmed what I like to call filler clips. And those are just kind of general, you know, ass worship or ass humiliation, or foot worship, or, you know, just really basic stuff that I can kind of do without thinking about it too much. But after a couple months, I started to get bored, so I made what I like to call my anti burnout list, and that list is political, humiliation, cop, humiliation, religious, any kind of religious King, any, really, anything that I thought would be funny because it, it's hilarious. You can't lie, it's, it's very funny that I do this and, um, and I accidentally released one of my clips, like, two weeks early. Um, I think it was my, yeah, it was my first clip called, what was it called? Something about, like, liberal ass or something. I don't know that might have been the title, honestly, but I released it and I'm thinking myself, like, fuck, fuck, fuck, I have to delete it and then reschedule it and X, Y and Z. And I didn't figure out that it was released early till hours later, and it had already sold a number of times, and I was like, Okay, that's interesting. I was just kind of doing that for fun, but, you know, I'll take the money that's that's no problem. So I definitely leaned harder into it, and I was releasing at least one, one of the. Those anti burnout list clips a week, and I was just seeing a lot of success with the political ones. That's not to say that I I've, you know, moved myself further into it, because I really like to keep myself spread as my net, my net as far out as possible. But, yeah, I kind of went face first into like, let's figure out how to use this to our advantage. And I mean, use it if I can to minister to the Republicans or whatever. But for the most part, I just like money. It's honest. You can't, yeah, I can't lie, I guess.

Nick VinZant 15:42

How popular would you say that it is?

Krystal 15:45

I think it's pretty niche. I do think it's pretty niche. I i have not had over 25 different clients, and it's been two years since I started that being said, they've all been very spendy. This is their thing, right? Like I figured out their demographic.

Nick VinZant 16:12

Are you ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Sure. What would you say is your most interesting request? One that stood out to

Krystal 16:20

you, probably the sub who asked for me to make an entire clip to change his vote that was pretty interesting.

Nick VinZant 16:29

What kind of can I ask you? Like, what kind of things do they want you to say? Like, what would you say? Kind of challenging.

Krystal 16:39

The fact that challenging how strongly they cling to their beliefs, and challenging if they're doing it because they actually believe this, or if it's if they're just following everybody else. I tried not to make it too, too close to my heart, because I didn't want it to be an emotional clip for me. It was very near the election, and you know, everybody was very stressed around that time, myself included. So I did keep it more kind of generic, where you know you're being a fraud. You're not being true to yourself, if you want to be, you know, if you want to think about your actual values and what you actually value about your party, like see how closely that's actually aligned to the person who you're voting for. And you know, you don't even think about, I guess my humiliation for them would be, you know, you don't even know what you're voting for. You don't you say how much you care about the country, but you're actually just doing something bad for it and ruining it. And you're well aware of that, but you're just like, following what everybody else does. That was more so than just a bit.

Nick VinZant 18:00

Do you get the sense? Like, does this ever change? Somebody like, you know what? I was a die hard this, and now I got this out of my system or whatever, and now I'm going to be this.

Krystal 18:12

So it's interesting. You say that about a year ago, I had a sub who bought a bunch of my political humiliation clips. I kind of knew where, where we were going with this I shot them a message. We, we, you know, struck up a conversation. Kind of spiraled into spending more money, X, Y and Z. And this person was, or is, I haven't heard from them since, but they had some questions about being sissified, so being kind of transformed and made up to be a woman. And as our session went on, and I kind of progressed with, you know, I'm going to make you wear this and I'm going to put this makeup on you, and you know, you can't tell your wife, and it's really just between us two, kind of making it taboo and dangerous, and whatever they delved in, well, they asked me, actually, if I would tell them to take estrogen. And I stopped for a second. I actually stopped the session, and I said, Hey, right before we keep going, I just want to talk to you. I want to know if you want me to say this seriously, or if you want it to be, you know, kinky and whatever kind of surface level,

Nick VinZant 19:43

yeah, like, what are you really

Krystal 19:44

asking me? Yeah, exactly. What are you really asking me? And I've, I've worked with a lot of people in the past who wanted to be dressed up, wanted makeup put on. I've worked with a number of Republicans in the past who did, but none of them ever went that far. And so we got to actually. Be talking, and I was still charging a lot of money per message, but I was giving good advice, um, pretty much we, we kind of stopped the session and had a totally candid conversation where she came out as trans to me and told me about, you know, she's married and she has a family, not no kids, but you know she she her parents are Republican, and all of her siblings and all of her friends, and essentially, if she is to accept this part of herself, that that all goes away. So I just got to talk to her about it, and I was like, you know, I think you should see a therapist. I'm happy to look up therapists in your town if you want me to, you know, just shoot links your way and find people who are gender affirming and just see how you feel talking to them. Because I don't want you to make any big moves. I want you to take it really slow, because as soon as you start making those big moves, everything starts moving really fast. And so I, you know, we, we kind of chatted for about a week or so. She found a therapist, she went to see them, and she said, I'm gonna get offline. I'm gonna get rid of my account. I'm only gonna come back on to give you an update. So she messaged me about a month later. She had been seeing the therapist for a month, and she was going to come out to her wife, and she wanted me to give her a pep talk for that, which I thought was really nice. I have trans family members, and it's a great joy to see people happy, and you know who they're supposed to be in whatever form that looks like. So I gave her a little pep talk, and a couple weeks later, she messaged me, and she said, you know, it went well, but they're not going to stay together. And then that was kind of the last that I heard from

Nick VinZant 22:06

her. That's really like, that's really cool. I know that's not the right word, necessarily. Thank you, but you know what I mean by like, yeah, that's the that's the response a normal, like, a good person, should have, like, hey, wait a minute.

Krystal 22:19

I am very, very evil until I until I stop, and then I'm just, I'm just a guy.

Nick VinZant 22:29

Most frequent request like, Oh, got this one again,

Krystal 22:36

really, just like, take my money and make fun of me for being a Republican.

Nick VinZant 22:40

Take my money and make fun of me for being, yeah,

Krystal 22:44

my favorite phrase is, you're so fiscally irresponsible. I love saying that because it's just so it's so funny. And also, that's all they care about, is the economy. So like, why are you giving money to me, you want to be rich, but you're actively hurting yourself.

Nick VinZant 23:04

Okay, it's such like a dad insult, yeah? Thing that your dad just like, crushed, like, oh man. I just got to talking

Krystal 23:15

to Yeah? I hope they feel like that. I hope so, because, I mean it,

Nick VinZant 23:23

do you hope that this ends in any way, in the sense that, like, I hope political of humiliation doesn't continue because then people are doing what they truly feel is right, or the current climate is alleviated, or anything like that. Like, do you look towards an end, or do you feel like, now this is, this is always going to be here.

Krystal 23:47

Now, that's a good question. So my DOM brain is saying, I hope it never ends, because I love money. So that's, that's my that's part A but me, person, real person, living in America. I mean, if everybody went outside and touched some grass, I think we would all be in a really different place. And I think that if everyone was just normal and treated each other the way that they would want to be treated, then we would be in a very, very different place. I had a conversation with a friend last night because, you know, I'm a liberal. We love to commiserate about how the world is falling apart and everything is dying and, you know, whatever. And he did say, I don't think we're going to come back from this. And I I hate to believe that, but I do kind of believe it. I hope political. Humiliation is totally still around, but I hope that it's not specifically because they're voting for a dumb ass. You know, I can make fun of being pro life all day, and I'm fine with that being a Republican standard. I'm okay with that. I can make fun of that, but I'd rather not have it be like, so glaringly obvious, like, why are you still voting for this person when he's obviously a jack up,

Nick VinZant 25:29

is there ever any specific political figures that get referred to more like, oh, say, You're Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris? Like, are there certain political figures that they

Krystal 25:42

sell? I don't role play political figures. I'm sure there are people out there who do in the sphere, but I personally don't. My gnarliest clip, I wasn't going to bring it up, but I will for business, I have a clip that is me sitting on this very couch, and I'm over on the right side, and there is a little spot right here Where there are pictures of our president rolling, and it is what's called a joy video, it's a jerk off instruction video, it is very disrespectful. And people, people will reference that clip. That's that's the one where, if somebody, if I'm pushing somebody really hard. I'll make them watch that, because that is ultimate humiliation. Like that is really disgusting work. So, yeah, his name comes up more than kamalas. I had maybe one or two people around the election asking me to say, you know, tell them to say that Kamala is amazing, or, you know, something like that. But yeah, Trump's name comes up for sure.

Nick VinZant 27:10

That's pretty much all the questions that I have. Is there anything that you think that we missed? Or how can people find your store, that kind of stuff?

Krystal 27:18

How can people find me while I am on Twitter or x, as nobody calls it, my app is at submit to Crystal. That's S, U, B, M, I t, the number 2k, R, y, s, t, a, l. If you use the link in my bio, you'll be able to find all my stores I'm on. I want clips, many vids, clips for sale and loyal fans as well as only fans.

Nick VinZant 27:45

I want to thank crystal so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. How hard are you willing to try at something like, if something's gonna be 50% more difficult than you thought, are you gonna do it? Are you gonna give up?

John Shull 28:18

You know, the older I get in life, older I get, the more that it's not about trying hard, but it's what am I going to try hard at like, am I going to try hard at work every day? I don't know, but I'm going to try to be a good dad every day. Like, I'm going to try to give 185% to that.

Nick VinZant 28:39

It's not possible to give more than 100% Whoa. God, that whole, that one thing threw you completely off. Just not possible to give more than 100% just shut the whole thing down.

John Shull 28:54

Huh? No, I just, I mean, I kind of stand by my I mean, you know, I think people give to what they want to give. And I know that sounds really simple, but like, how think about your day? Maybe not your day, because I feel like you have the perfect life. But think about a normal person's day, how much of their day is spent doing something where they don't really want to do it, but they have to, because it's a society. It's a societal norm, or, you know, they need money because they have a family, so they have to work, etc, that's what I meant.

Nick VinZant 29:26

Oh, I think that you it's not just a normal person's day. I think everybody's day is probably 90 to 95% stuff you don't really want to be doing. My other question, what do you think is the earliest you can call somebody,

John Shull 29:41

I mean, non emergence or like,

Nick VinZant 29:45

Well, yeah, non emergency, right? Like, it's not going to be like, Oh my God, my wife is dying, but it's 730 so I'm going to wait till eight o'clock to call her dad, I guess.

John Shull 29:58

Let's see. Um. Nine, nine o'clock on a weekday, 10 o'clock on a weekend.

Nick VinZant 30:06

Oh, wow. What's it like to sleep in every day?

John Shull 30:09

No. I mean, if it's not work related, you

Nick VinZant 30:12

can call, I think you can call somebody at eight o'clock just to call

Unknown Speaker 30:16

someone. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 30:20

10 years, maybe more than that call just to talk to somebody that's not a family member, just to call and chat it up.

John Shull 30:28

Is this? Is this the part of the program where you owe me an apology? No, it's

Nick VinZant 30:35

not. I know what you're trying to get into. It's not the same thing.

John Shull 30:39

I think, I think you owe me an apology

Nick VinZant 30:42

for because I don't have a landline,

John Shull 30:46

so your text message to me that you have a landline is not correct.

Nick VinZant 30:50

Yes, it's not correct. I don't have a landline. I have something that's like voice over protocol goes to the internet. I'm not going to waste my money on a landline and and pay tons of money like you are. I pay so 699 a month. And it's actually pretty great, because the kids can call home, and you can call upstairs and be like, Hey, do this for me.

John Shull 31:13

But you have a landline then physical.

Nick VinZant 31:16

No, I don't. So how do you not have a landline? It's voice over protocol. It's a different thing. Wi Fi is not the same thing as a local area network connection. I don't know what that really is. It's hardwired or whatever. Okay, same thing.

John Shull 31:29

So for us that don't have any idea what you're saying, how does a voice over protocol work?

Nick VinZant 31:36

I have no idea. Jesus Bert, I'm not a telecommunications engineer, so it's a landline. No, it's not a landline. It's voice over protocol. It hooks up to the internet, and it uses like the internet to do it. It doesn't use a landline. A landline is a landline. You have a landline which is a waste of time and money and effort and should be gotten rid of. I have something that is completely different than provides me with a phone in the house that is just masterfully using technology.

John Shull 32:08

Got it sure whatever, whatever you want to say, welcome, welcome to the landline

Nick VinZant 32:15

club. I'm not in the landline club. It's not the same thing, right? Like if you drive a Dodge Ram, you're not in the jeep club,

Unknown Speaker 32:26

sure, sure, yep,

Nick VinZant 32:27

they both got four wheels and her cars, but they're not the same thing.

John Shull 32:31

I'm trying to find this message because I think that really

Nick VinZant 32:34

see, because you want me in your group. You want me.

John Shull 32:37

God, you said, Guess what? And then I said, you've got a little wiener question mark. And then you said, you said, we got a landline.

Nick VinZant 32:48

I was incorrect. It's not a landline. It's completely different.

John Shull 32:52

And then I even said, You mother, effort, I need a public apology, meaning, on this podcast in which you said, I've been telling you to get a landline for years.

Nick VinZant 33:05

Oh, that was probably a typo. What I've meant to say was, God, never get a landline.

John Shull 33:12

I tell you what you would be. Are you sure Washington doesn't need you right now,

Nick VinZant 33:17

way too slippery to fall into this trap, right? You would be getting off on the on the what is it the schematics or semantics or something like that? I don't have a landline. Only a fool would have a landline when voice over protocol exists, which is what,

John Shull 33:31

I sorry. I You're right. Even though you admitted it twice there, I must have misread your it's all. It's my fault.

Nick VinZant 33:38

It's incorrect. Have you ever been wrong in your life,

Unknown Speaker 33:42

maybe, right?

Nick VinZant 33:46

Anyways, yeah, I don't have a landline, so you continue to be the only sap in Michigan who has a landline.

John Shull 33:53

By the way, several several people who like me and listen to this podcast thought that my minivan story was hilarious, and I just want you to know that they eat they emailed us a copy of our signed documents at the dealership, and my smiley face is fantastic as always.

Nick VinZant 34:12

So how is life with the minivan? I

Unknown Speaker 34:14

don't know. I don't get to drive

Nick VinZant 34:16

it. Oh, you don't even get to drive it. Wait a minute, will you sit in the passenger seat of the car while your wife drives?

John Shull 34:29

Oh, I have, I'm I'm predominantly the driver, though it's probably like 95 five.

Nick VinZant 34:36

Okay, wow. Oh, what? 99 one is the only acceptable answer. The only time I have not driven because I view it as like, no, the it's the guy's job to drive. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to drive the car. That's supposed to be raised to be a chivalrous man. I did the only time I'm. Not driving was I literally had like a broken leg toilet.

John Shull 35:05

She's never taken out the garbage. That's what I'm here for. Are we ready for some shout outs? Yeah, these people aren't wrong. They probably all have landlines too.

Nick VinZant 35:17

I bet nobody has a landline. Do you actually know anybody else with a landline?

John Shull 35:22

Yes, who your grandfather? My parents?

Nick VinZant 35:26

Anyone under the age of 97

John Shull 35:30

No, but I guarantee you, Rusty Morrison probably has a landline.

Nick VinZant 35:35

Somebody named rusty. You don't see a lot of Rusty's. That's a name that should be used more often.

John Shull 35:40

Or Spencer Cooley, Marcy Anderson.

Nick VinZant 35:44

Marcy is a good name. I like a Marcy.

John Shull 35:47

Frankie Miller, seems like a guy that's probably, probably has a landline.

Nick VinZant 35:51

There's a definite, there is a definite hierarchy of the Frank related names. Frank gonna be funner than Fred, but Fred's going to be a little quirky. Frankie is probably the funnest of the Frank related names.

John Shull 36:07

I think Franklin is best.

Nick VinZant 36:11

I don't I have a whole thing about people who have they go by like, the full version of their name, generally, always kind of like, oh, you're a little bit of a stick in the mud, isn't that, right?

Unknown Speaker 36:27

Jonathan, you got it? Nicholas,

Nick VinZant 36:29

like, if you, did you ever go through, I want to be called Jonathan. Did you ever go that Jonathan phase?

John Shull 36:36

Actually, somebody asked me this the other day. They go, Why doesn't anyone ever call you John, and I'm like, no one ever has called me John. It's usually Shoal.

Nick VinZant 36:46

Oh, yeah, I don't know mine's about 5050 you. You feel like you've always been a last name person?

Unknown Speaker 36:57

Yeah, absolutely.

Nick VinZant 36:59

I'm like, 5050 some people will call me VinZant, and some people will call me Nick. Mine's been pretty 5050 throughout my life. I've never been predominantly first or last name,

John Shull 37:12

kind of like a lot of things in your life, huh? Can't figure out what's going on, all right. Carrie Ellison, Rose love, Troy, McKinney, Kristen, Montoya and Fausto.

Nick VinZant 37:26

Carroll, okay, okay, Fausto. I like Fausto,

Speaker 1 37:31

hell yeah. Do you know what time it is?

Nick VinZant 37:36

No, it's not that time. I know that you're always jumping the gun. I always jump the gun on candle of the month.

John Shull 37:46

I have kind of a, it's not really a new segment, but, oh, it's at least an organized ish segment.

Nick VinZant 37:53

All right. Nice job on episode 300 something. Finally, together, right? My best all the time,

John Shull 38:02

I wouldn't say that. So I basically just came up with a few questions, and I just want you to pick the answer that you think is best. So we'll start with an easy one.

Nick VinZant 38:15

Here are these quiz related like, Are you testing my knowledge or testing my personality? Personality.

John Shull 38:23

Okay, okay. And hey, if anyone out, if anyone out there wants to chime in and let us know your answers, I'm curious because I spent at least 20 seconds per question.

Nick VinZant 38:31

Oh, it's a lot of effort. I like it,

John Shull 38:35

all right. We'll start off with an easy one. What's more impressive to you being able to bench 400 pounds or being able to squat 400 pounds,

Nick VinZant 38:47

oh, I think leg strength. I'm a firm believer in that leg strength is one of the determining factors of people's lives. Always go with legs. I think that benching 400 is harder than squatting 400 but look, legs are legs is effort, man, you got to put in effort at the gym. So anything with legs is going to win.

John Shull 39:06

All right, which one are you more likely to have in your life? Fruit cocktail, cake or fruit leather?

Nick VinZant 39:15

I don't know what fruit leather is.

John Shull 39:20

It's basically, think of a longer rectangle, and it's like, like pomegranate Berry, but it looks like a belt, like a leather belt. You mean, like a roll up, nope, like a fancy fruit roll up. How have you never had fruit

Nick VinZant 39:37

leather? I'm a normal person who doesn't have a landline.

Speaker 1 39:41

Let me know you do. You've you admitted it. I don't.

Nick VinZant 39:45

It's not the same thing. You need to just accept the fact that I don't have a landline and move past this.

John Shull 39:52

I just don't understand why you keep denying it like I don't. Let's get true weather. It's not true. What next thing you're gonna be telling me that you bought a van, but it's not a minivan. Well, I can only, can only find like,

Nick VinZant 40:11

fancy, I would say like, I would guess. I don't know really what a fruit cocktail cake is. I don't know what either those things are, but I would lean towards the cake. Whenever I've looked at those kind of like a fruit roll up, I'm like, No, I'd rather have cake.

John Shull 40:24

Let's see. I'm trying. I'm trying to bring up a picture of fruit leather

Nick VinZant 40:28

for you, fruit jerky.

Unknown Speaker 40:31

Yeah, essentially, let's see.

Nick VinZant 40:34

Oh, yeah. I mean, I would rather have cake.

John Shull 40:40

Well, I'll have my aunt Marge bring you her fruit cocktail cake that she's been bringing to Thanksgiving since the 70s.

Nick VinZant 40:46

I've never even heard of it. Maybe it's the same cake.

John Shull 40:50

Let's see. This has been back in the limelight because of Jimmy Kimmel. But when's the last time you watched late night television, like one of the top shows,

Nick VinZant 41:05

actually, like, watched it, not just seen a clip on social media. I don't know if I've honestly ever watched it. I don't, I can't honestly tell you if I ever have, like, sat down and watched a show. I don't ever I mean, maybe when I was a little kid, like watching TV when I was supposed to be in bed, like growing up in my house, there was a way you could, kind of like, sneak out of your room and see the TV from where you, like, lay down in the hallway and watch the TV What's your parents were watching. But I don't think that I've ever watched late night television, not Saturday Night Live, not any of it.

John Shull 41:46

Okay, all right, what say your passed out at a bar? What songs gonna make you get up and get you back back into the groove of things quicker. God bless the USA. Or, Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, by Toby Keith,

Nick VinZant 42:07

I guess God bless the USA. I

Speaker 1 42:11

don't know why. That just seems like a funny question to me. I don't

Nick VinZant 42:15

know. Oh, are these, like, all part of some quiz? Like, is this leading to somewhere? Are these just random questions.

John Shull 42:20

They're random questions that I jotted down the last last two days or so, like, Oh, he's just been thinking about I've been thinking about you on a constant basis.

Nick VinZant 42:30

That's good. I mean, honestly, if I'm passed out, like I'm not getting up, when I go down, I go down like there's no stand in eight count, it's just over.

John Shull 42:37

Do you know that? When did we meet?

Nick VinZant 42:41

2011 probably, yeah, right around there,

John Shull 42:46

our friendship is blossoming. We are like a flower. We are just blooming

Nick VinZant 42:50

years that's a long time,

John Shull 42:55

and it all started with a baked potato. Imagine that, and which I paid for, by the way.

Nick VinZant 43:04

Well, you should, you broke it, yeah, stuff you're supposed to do.

John Shull 43:09

Listen, I'm just happy for anyone out there trying to pursue their dreams. You You Have at it because life sucks. Life's gonna beat you down.

Nick VinZant 43:18

Oh, yeah, you got to do, yeah. I'm a firm believer of the idea that you don't have to be good at something to enjoy doing it.

John Shull 43:25

You don't even have to be good at anything to even get anything.

Nick VinZant 43:29

Yeah, not really. Yeah. That's true too. You know what you gotta do is good at something to be successful at it. I mean, that's another much every manager everybody's ever

John Shull 43:37

had. This is another topic for another day, but nepotism is is is dumb to me. You know what? I mean, it just why couldn't I have been born into a rich family and never do anything with my life?

Nick VinZant 43:52

This is back to my theory that pretty much your entire life is based on luck.

Unknown Speaker 43:57

Ain't that the truth? It really is. Your

Nick VinZant 43:59

entire life, if you think about it one way or another, it kind of comes down to luck, even the things that you would necessarily say, like, I earned that? Well, you probably got some of those qualities from the situation that you grew up in or found yourself in, and that has to deal with luck. It's a big struggle that I deal with in my life in the sense of like, well, what did I really accomplish in life? Are you

John Shull 44:19

having your midlife crisis yet?

Nick VinZant 44:22

No, but that's what I would say, is something I think about a lot. What have any of us really done in life? Or was all of this kind of just like, Yeah, you were always going to be in this position, yeah?

John Shull 44:35

I think, yeah. I think everything's, it doesn't matter. Would you rather go to space or go to the bottom of the ocean space, waste my time with that shit. Why? What's wrong with the bottom of the ocean? I don't want to go to the bottom of the ocean

Nick VinZant 44:47

so scary as hell. 12,000 feet, or wherever far down it is. Think it's actually like farther than that, to be honest. Yeah, it's like what? Like things like 30,000 feet. 30,000 Feet down in pure darkness, hard.

John Shull 45:02

I don't even think we've touched on, you know, anything with the ocean. It's so friggin huge.

Nick VinZant 45:09

Well, we've mapped the whole thing. We had a guy on here who was a deep sea Ocean Explorer. Can't remember his name right off the top of my head, but that was one of his pet peeves, to say that we know less about the bottom of the ocean it's like, no, we'd actually know a lot about it. We kind of got it all. We don't have every single area map, but we we know what it looks like,

John Shull 45:29

sure, because you can totally see down there. Let's see

Nick VinZant 45:32

last one understands how to use satellites.

John Shull 45:36

I'm not trying to, you know, good for him. He probably has a landline too.

Unknown Speaker 45:41

Let's see. What can you do is pee for 12 hours, though,

Unknown Speaker 45:46

can you Yeah,

Nick VinZant 45:47

oh, I was like, I can't. Soon as I have to pee, pretty much my whole body shuts down. I can't do anything besides want to go pee.

John Shull 46:00

I think I could probably hold it for a whole day.

John Shull 46:09

We should try it someday, and if I do wanted to start now chug that water, you have to admit that you have a landline.

Nick VinZant 46:17

I don't. I would be lying if I did. I don't have a landline. You just say, this is the thing, John. You've got to be able to when confronted with different information than you already thought. You've got to be able to change your perceptions of the world and admit when you might be wrong. Like it's not a landline. You just got to let it go. It's not okay. You ready for your candle of the month? Are you going to power? Gonna pout?

John Shull 46:44

I'm not pouting. Are you wrong? I know it's a landline.

Nick VinZant 46:47

I'm not wrong. It's not a landline. It's Voice over Internet Protocol. Fine. It's not the same thing as a landline. A landline plugs into like, whatever the telephone company does this, plugs into the router. It's not the same thing. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Yes, all right, do it. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait on me, Jesus. Oh, it's going it's time the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again, and by giving you the candle of the month, he admits that I don't have a landline. This is like the hardest choice you've ever had to do in your life.

John Shull 47:32

I can't, I can't let the two people down that rely on this information,

Nick VinZant 47:36

right? So thank you for admitting it. I will stay

John Shull 47:40

professional and it's fine. I just, I just want, at first, I want, I want the record to show I know what the difference between a landline and a VOP is. I do know

Nick VinZant 47:51

that, then you should know that they're not the same thing.

John Shull 47:54

They're not the same thing. But why were you, But why were you so adamant?

Nick VinZant 48:01

I was wrong. Okay, I turned out to be wrong. It's okay to be wrong. You can just admit it. Nick I know I want to make fun of you about the fact that you have a landline, but it turns out that you do not have a landline like I can admit that I was wrong. Why can't you?

John Shull 48:18

I would never, ever try to nail you on something like that? If you're wrong, it's fine. Oh, you have a landline. No, I don't. All right. Anyway. So cattle the month this month from Goose Creek. Think I've featured them a couple times in the last half, but I was gifted this and I had all intents of bringing it down into the basement with me, except yesterday, as I was carrying it, I dropped it and the glass broke and I lost the candle. So in saying that, head over to goose creek.com get the trick or treat. Three wick candle on sale, three wicker for for $11 and it is everything that you want. In a Halloween trick or treating night, you're gonna get hints of caramel apple, a little bit of sweetness. I like to think that's Marshmallow, but then it's gonna have pumpkin spice, it's gonna have warmth. It's gonna be like you're walking down your your your street when you were five years old, trick or treating, except this candle will burn for 20 to 40 hours and will provide all kinds of just great memories.

Nick VinZant 49:45

How did you you just broke it?

John Shull 49:49

No, I stepped we, it's a long story, but we moved my dog's food and water dish to a different spot.

Nick VinZant 49:59

Big Dick. Davis

John Shull 50:00

show also not, not used to it kind of kicked it over, lost my balance, lost the candle, and here we are. But check it out. Goose Creek Trick or treat, three wood candle on sale for most of the month of October. Yeah. Did you fall down? No, I did not, but I kicked the shit out of my dog's water, which, of course, was just refilled.

Nick VinZant 50:28

Oh, god, that's the older you get, the more you just hate to have a mess. There's just one more damn thing you got to take care of.

John Shull 50:37

Well, then, of course, I blame the dog, and it's like my dog had nothing to do with it, you know, like, I don't deflect. How's your landline see? Yeah, that's a deflection. Let's, let's go into our top five.

Nick VinZant 50:52

Can we? Can we just see if there's any other, any new controversies in the candle connoisseur world, any new hot topics in the candle?

John Shull 51:02

No, I think I touched on this one last. It's pretty much the same thing. A lot of people, you know, tariffs are still a thing. And also, there's a couple of European companies that that apparently are, are having some some issues with America. So some wax, some some wax distributors. There's a lot of like pro wax distributors on the candle forums that are wanting to know what the future of candles are.

Nick VinZant 51:35

Probably the same thing. I don't think that that's really a technology that kind of involved evolves, right? Like we got that, we got that figured

Speaker 1 51:43

out, candles are going nowhere, so it doesn't matter. No, there's

Nick VinZant 51:47

not guys, what's been the latest, big, new candle technology that you were like, Oh my God, this revolutionized candle

John Shull 51:55

probably about a decade ago. Yeah, why not? I mean, it's, it's not, it's not how they make them, but it's self like, self warmers, like Bluetooth, self warmers, where you could literally be like, you know, hey, Google, turn on the candle, and then the candle, you know, it'll get warm and blah, blah, blah, because the warmer. So anyways, yeah.

Nick VinZant 52:22

I mean, what's that save? 1520 seconds?

John Shull 52:29

Sometimes 15 or 20 seconds can, can matter all you need, right? It's all you need. Jelly Bean. Alright. Are you ready for our top five? I've been trying to get there for 10 minutes. So our

Nick VinZant 52:42

top five is top five flavor combinations, Logan ice cream, my son's like ice cream. It's not a flavor ice cream.

John Shull 52:52

So my number five is something that I just discovered, and it's raspberries and dark chocolate.

Nick VinZant 53:00

I'm sorry. I was getting an update on homework. What did you say?

John Shull 53:07

My number five is something that I just discovered, and it's raspberries and dark chocolate.

Nick VinZant 53:13

Ooh, very good. I don't know how you just discovered that. God, I wanted to make a joke.

Speaker 1 53:22

I what I mean? What's stopping you now?

Nick VinZant 53:29

I just have a hard time cut. I have a hard time believing that a man such as yourself has just discovered anything related to chocolate.

John Shull 53:40

Oh, yeah, I don't you discovered it a long time ago. No way. I don't need a lot of chocolate. Man, this is all meat. This is all, is it really? Oh, I'm such a sweets person. I don't need, I don't need a lot of sweets. This is all. This is all meat. American merry meat,

Nick VinZant 53:57

mostly Sausage, sausage, lot of beef sticks, lot of beef sticks. My number five is honey and cheese. Honey and cheese is good, and I think it goes under the radar a little bit where you're like, Oh, I wouldn't have thought that would necessarily taste really good, but honey amazing.

John Shull 54:18

Think it all depends on the kind of cheese. But yes, I don't disagree with you. Camembert.

Nick VinZant 54:28

Come on, man, name me the fanciest cheese you can think of right now. Wow me with your cheese knowledge.

John Shull 54:36

I mean, the first thing that because of my mind, is guerre, oh, that's not bad. That's a pretty common one, I guess. But it's, it's good Havarti. Have already does not taste Have you had Havarti?

Nick VinZant 54:51

I honestly don't even know what it is. Okay, of

John Shull 54:54

course, you don't. It's not, it's not very good, in my opinion. Yeah. Uh, let's, let's see. I don't know why I'm stuttering flavor combinations, my number four, and I'm stuttering because there's so many and you're going to kill me for this one, strawberry and banana.

Nick VinZant 55:14

Oh, I like strawberry and banana. I wouldn't put it on my list because I have a better palette, apparently. But I like strawberry and banana. Strawberry and cream. I would put above strawberry and banana to be honest with

John Shull 55:26

you, I think that's fruit are the best blendable foods, if that makes any sense, like they make the best as well combinations of things.

Nick VinZant 55:36

My number four is chips and salsa. You can never go wrong with chips and salsa flavor combination in my mind,

John Shull 55:45

I guess. I mean, chips are like, a bunch of different flavors, but okay, I'm

Nick VinZant 55:52

just thinking of regular like tortilla chips, like you get in a Mexican restaurant.

John Shull 55:57

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I

Nick VinZant 55:59

have never understood how restaurants afford free chips and salsa. I've never understood that

John Shull 56:08

it probably cost less than $10 a day to make the salsa, and you can probably get five Costco bags of of chips. You know what I mean.

Nick VinZant 56:19

Have you ever, like, started to eat at a restaurant and then just decided, like, No, I'm leaving. Like, this isn't very good. I'm not going to order anything.

John Shull 56:29

Not really. I've had that happen to me a couple of times by the opposite sex that we've talked about.

Nick VinZant 56:36

What's your number three?

John Shull 56:40

Salami and cheese. Oh

Nick VinZant 56:43

yeah, I was thinking about that right as you started talking. I didn't put it on my list, but I was like, oh, meat and cheese is really

John Shull 56:49

good. Oh, my God, give me all the meat and all the cheese.

Nick VinZant 56:53

Oh yeah. Oh, I agree. My number three is bread and butter. I could live off of bread and butter, and I could be perfectly happy eating nothing but bread and butter, like just for dinner. What are you gonna have? Just a loaf of bread and butter? I'd be perfectly happy

John Shull 57:11

bread and butter Atta boy. Well, good for you, man, maybe you need a little more bread.

John Shull 57:22

Anyways, my number two, you gotta go with with this one. It's a staple, but it's just just the good old salt and pepper.

Nick VinZant 57:29

Oh, that's what I have. Is my number two is salt and pepper. God, what's your number one? Then I bet, do you think we have the same number one?

John Shull 57:38

I'm not sure. I hope not, but I guess we'll find out. My number one is peanut butter and whipped cream.

Nick VinZant 57:52

Why wouldn't you do peanut butter and jelly? Why would you do peanut butter?

Unknown Speaker 57:58

I don't like jelly.

Nick VinZant 58:00

Why would you mix it with whipped cream? Because

John Shull 58:03

it tastes delicious. Oh, it's so good. Put in the fridge, let the peanut butter get, like, a little cold.

Unknown Speaker 58:11

I tried to

Nick VinZant 58:14

microwave Nutella the other day because I thought that would be a good idea. And I was like, this is pretty

Speaker 1 58:19

thick, 40 years old. Why are you microwaving Nutella?

Nick VinZant 58:23

Well, it gets better. It gets better. I microwaved it. But so like, if you were going to microwave Nutella, how long would you be like, You know what? I should microwave this Nutella for this long?

John Shull 58:36

Well, first, I don't think you're supposed to do it in the container. Did you do it in the container?

Nick VinZant 58:41

No, no, no, no, no. I scooped it out with a spoon, dish.

John Shull 58:45

I mean, probably 20 seconds.

Nick VinZant 58:52

What do you do it for? I put it in for three minutes. Oh my, oh yeah, oh yeah. It was a mistake. I've never seen a fire in the microwave. I mean, it wasn't on fire, but it was smoking, and it turned like, it turned hard, like I thought it would melt it, but it didn't. It went back to like, dust.

Unknown Speaker 59:13

It was hard, dude. I

Nick VinZant 59:14

mean, it set off the smoke alarms. The dog was freaking out. I don't know. Why do you still have anything like that where you just have an idea, and for some reason, and all your life experience, you just had no idea that that was a bad idea. I had no idea Michael waving to tell it for two minutes or three minutes would be a bad idea. Like, that'll

John Shull 59:35

probably, I'm sure I do. I mean, I don't know, like, I can't think of one on top my head, but I'm sure, sure I have,

Nick VinZant 59:42

okay, like, my number one, like I mentioned, is peanut butter and jelly.

John Shull 59:47

Yeah, I just don't like jelly. Like, I get it, it should be on the list. But personally, for me, I just don't like jelly. How about jam?

Nick VinZant 59:56

No, not, really, not a difference. I don't know if there's a difference between jelly and jam. Them or a preserve,

John Shull 1:00:02

yeah, one, one of them has seeds, I think, and one doesn't, or something.

Nick VinZant 1:00:06

Would you agree, though, that there's like, little differences between jellies, jams and preserves?

John Shull 1:00:12

Yeah, I'm sure they're finite differences,

Nick VinZant 1:00:14

you know what I mean. But they're not the same thing in your mind.

Speaker 1 1:00:18

No, they're not the same thing. Just like my phone

Nick VinZant 1:00:21

is not a landline. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out and let us know what you think are the best flavor combinations. I think that you have to admit that salt and pepper is the most useful, but peanut butter and jelly is just the best. It's just incredible.



Money Laundering and Scam Expert Moyara Ruehsen

Between money laundering scams, pig butchering cons and ransomware attacks, Professor Moyara Ruehsen says we are in the middle of an epidemic of scams. Scams that are costing people billions of dollars every year. We talk how money laundering really works, the organized crime gangs behind pig butchering scams and what you can do to protect yourself.

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Interview with Money Laundering and Scam Expert Moyara Ruehsen

Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, scams and state names

Moyara Ruehsen 0:20

and I think there is a scam demic going on right now with narco trafficking organizations, particularly those in Latin America. They have partnered with Chinese professional money launderers. These investment scams can begin like a romance scam. Some of them have a little some elements of romance scam to them, but it's, it's a con game. It's a long term con.

Nick VinZant 0:52

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance to subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is money laundering and scam expert moyara russen, what really is money laundering?

Moyara Ruehsen 1:12

It is the movement or disguising of money connected to some kind of crime, and the crime can happen first, like drug trafficking, or, you know, child sexual exploitation, whatever horrible thing you can think of. Or it could also be moving money to commit a crime, so like terrorism, or, you know, North Korea acquiring nuclear weapons technology, moving the money for that purposes would also be, would also fall under money laundering.

Nick VinZant 1:50

I think most of us are familiar from TV shows and the like. But like, how often does this happen in real life? Like, how much money is really laundered?

Moyara Ruehsen 2:01

We don't know, and any numbers that you hear thrown out there are just wild guesses, but it's a big problem. It's a lot, and I would venture to guess that there's probably more of it happening right now, because financial technology has advanced to the point where criminals have a faster getaway car, especially with crypto, which we can also talk about too. And I think there is a scam demic going on right now where people we know, I mean, just ask anyone, and somebody will be able to tell you, Oh yeah, I know someone who lost maybe half or all of their life savings in a scam. And that is a a silent crime. People don't talk about it much, and law enforcement doesn't really know how to address it well. So I think we're going to see more

Nick VinZant 2:59

of it so we talk about, like, money laundering. How does somebody do it?

Moyara Ruehsen 3:04

There are lots and lots of techniques on how to launder money, but a lot of it will depend on what you're starting with. Are you starting with physical cash, like from a drug sale, then that's going to be laundered differently than if you're starting with crypto, or if you're starting with, say, a wire that's in US dollars that's being wired from one bank to another as part of some investment scam or something. So depending on what you're starting with, that's going to depend that's going to affect what kind of laundering techniques you use, at least in the beginning, and then eventually, a an experienced money launderer, will engage in what we call different layering techniques, where they will move the funds between financial institutions, between accounts, maybe between different forms. So maybe they'll move it from, you know, fiat currency like dollars and pesos and pounds into crypto. They might move it from one type of crypto asset into another kind of crypto asset. They might move it into real estate and then sell the real estate. And so that's all part of the layering process, and those layering techniques and maybe through different offshore shell companies, those can be similar, regardless of what you started with. So what you started with affects the beginning part of the money laundering process.

Nick VinZant 4:39

Is it hard to launder money, or is it hard to launder a lot of money?

Moyara Ruehsen 4:44

It's it's hard to launder a lot of money. It's a cat and mouse game. Sometimes it feels like we're playing Whack a Mole with these criminals.

Nick VinZant 4:56

What kind of criminals are usually doing this?

Moyara Ruehsen 4:59

There are special. Money launderers out there who only engage in money laundering. And then there are also criminal organizations who commit the crime and also do the laundering. So, and it really depends on the kind of crime. So for example, with narco trafficking organizations, particularly those in Latin America, they have partnered with Chinese professional money launderers. And those Chinese professional money launderers who are often based in North America, where the money is being generated, and in Europe as well, they specialize just in money laundering, that is their role, and so it's separate from the narco trafficking organizations. They it's outsourced. In other words, that task of money laundering is outsourced, whereas with other types of organized crime, whether it's Nigerians groups or Chinese organized crime in Southeast Asia, which is behind a lot of the scams, investment scams and whatnot, they will often handle that money laundering function themselves.

Nick VinZant 6:14

And when we talk about like scams, what kind of scams are you seeing now

Moyara Ruehsen 6:18

there are a lot of crypto investment scams, we have this unfortunate term called pig butchering, which we use to describe a lot of these scams. And it comes from a Chinese term. The idea is that you get the pig to trust you, maybe even love you to the point and then you fatten up the pig to the point where the pig is so trust you and or loves you so much that they walk willingly to the slaughterhouse. You don't have to force them to the slaughterhouse. They walk of their own free will to the slaughterhouse. And what it it these investment scams can begin like a romance scam. Some of them have a little some elements of romance scam to them. But it's, it's a con game. It's a long term con where somebody will send you a text message, for example, saying, Hi, I can't walk the dog today. Can you do it? You're wondering who's sending me this message. Do not reply. When you reply, you're telling them a lot of information. Number one, that it's a legitimate phone number. Number two, what language you speak, you know what's your first language, and maybe, depending on your reply, make whether or not you are a native or non native English speaker. They might ask questions like, Oh, I thought this was Sally. Who is this? And you give them your name. Now they know if you're male or female. All of that information goes into a database that scammers then use for maybe another approach. If you stop communication,

Nick VinZant 8:08

I'm looking for one of these. I think we've all got these text messages.

Moyara Ruehsen 8:12

I get them all the time. You know, several a week. I know a victim who was approached on Facebook. Someone saw the artwork behind them, like, if you take a look the painting behind me, and they said, Oh my god, I love that painting behind you. Did you do that yourself? And he had, and he was immediately flattered, and so he continued the conversation with them. And that led to, again, a long confidence game, where, after a couple of months, he felt like he knew this person really well, even though, you know, it's a fake Facebook profile, and it was probably someone in one of these scam compounds in Southeast Asia who isn't engaging with him, who knows whether they were male or female, but this fake profile was a very attractive female, and in this case, my acquaintance, the person who was scammed, was enticed by a gold derivatives investment scam. And you think, you know, law enforcement isn't always sympathetic. Like, why did you send your money to a stranger? Why did you send your money to this website? They make these websites look so legitimate and often like other websites that we use for our own, you know, retirement portfolio, and they might even have names and logos that are similar to ones that we know, like Fidelity,

Nick VinZant 9:42

yeah. Like, when you look at these kind of these scams, like, who's doing this, that's what I've never understood, like, who's doing this and what are they doing it for? It's very

Moyara Ruehsen 9:52

lucrative. So it and again, it depends on the type of crime, if you're talking about an initial coin offering. And. Scam. Anybody can do that. Okay, if you're talking about a ransomware attack, and that's very big, too, another quiet crime we don't hear much about, because no company wants to publicize, like, oh, we just got hit by a ransomware attack. You might get a notification that your information has been compromised, I think they're required by law to notify customers, and there are a lot of groups that are based in former Soviet Union. Also, what we've seen is a segmentation of the ransomware market. And so what you might have are some of these groups, say, from Eastern Europe, who are the masterminds behind coming up with the malware in the first place, right? But now you have other criminals who can who are really good at social engineering, and by that, I mean enticing you to give up your login credentials so that they can get into your company systems and and so they specialize just in that. But then there are also folks who specialize in negotiating the ransom. You know, once you get in, once these computer systems have been once your network has been compromised, then new players enter the picture and engage in the negotiation like, Okay, how much are you going to pay? And a lot of folks have backup systems, so they don't really care if they get the decryption key to decrypt all their files. But what they're now doing is what we call double extortion. Sometimes there's even triple extortion. Double extortion is when they say, Well, if you don't pay us the ransom, we are going to take your most sensitive files and publish them on the dark web, and that that'll be embarrassing. What if they hack a medical office? Now, everybody's medical records is are out there, right? It's terrible. You know, people will pay up to prevent that from happening, and if they're still not willing to do that, then they can threaten and say, well, if, if that's not going to scare you enough, we are going to contact your customers and tell your customers that you are willing to put all of their personally identifiable information at risk.

Nick VinZant 12:46

How much will they get for a scam like that?

Moyara Ruehsen 12:49

Like companies have been paying 10s of millions of dollars in ransomware payments. But again, it's going to depend on who the target is. If you are a large fortune, 500 company, you may be asked to pay 10s of millions of dollars in ransom.

Nick VinZant 13:06

For some reason, I just never thought that that was like I never really thought that that was necessarily happening, that somebody was hacking into, let's just say, Bank of America. We don't want to put names in it, but somebody's hacking into a bank, and they were going to pay them off for it, they wouldn't.

Unknown Speaker 13:23

Yeah, yeah, let's

Nick VinZant 13:24

make up a company, blamazon. So like, blamazon might have a budget. Like, hey, we need to set aside 10 million in case when we get hacked this year. Yeah. What strikes me about some of these scams is that they seem to be so the long game. And I wouldn't have necessarily thought that scam artists would be in the long game.

Moyara Ruehsen 13:47

Oh, yeah, yeah. Now you asked a question earlier about who are these different groups? So I mentioned ransomware groups, okay, but again, that feel is getting splintered, where you have folks that are putting together the malware, you have the folks that are really good at penetration through social engineering, and they all take their cut, right? And so it could be a teenager in Southern California who might be penetrating some fortune 500 company. Through social engineering. It happens. But then in terms of other types of crimes, like, for example, the pig butchering scams, well, it's not exclusively the realm of Chinese organized crime. The cases that we're most familiar with are mostly Chinese organized crime operating out of Southeast Asia, places like Cambodia and Myanmar, but we've also gotten wind that they might also be moving some of their operations to places like Dubai, for instance. So. And maybe elsewhere. And what's really insidious is that the folks who are being forced to scam these victims are themselves victims. They are often trafficked, thinking that they're going to be working maybe in a call center, and instead, once they get to one of these scams. Once they often arrive in Thailand, they are their passports are taken, and then they are driven across the border into Cambodia or Myanmar and forced to work as slaves under threat of horrible punishment, including death if they don't do it.

Nick VinZant 15:44

I've always wondered, like, when I do get one of those phone calls or text message like, how did this person decide that this was going to be their job to try to rip me off so? But it's not like that.

Moyara Ruehsen 15:54

Not like that. No, they're doing many of them are doing it for their own survival. One one that I am particularly horrified by is sextortion, and there have been many suicides of young teenagers, mostly teenage boys, but females are also being sex started as well, where they are enticed by someone that they meet on social media to share compromising pictures of themselves or compromising video, and then they are threatened and said, I'm going to share this with all of your contacts and your parents and your school teachers and everyone. And this is going to be online forever and and they think that their life is over. It's absolutely horrible. And by the way, if you know somebody, if you know a teenager, you should be talking to them about it. People feel uncomfortable talking about something like sextortion, but we have to talk about it, and there are ways to remove that kind of content. So they need to know that their life isn't over, that you know that they can extract themselves from this and they don't have to pay the extortionist. Now, the groups that have typically been behind those extortion scams tend to be based in West Africa and not necessarily Nigerian, but a lot of these groups are Nigerian or other countries within West Africa. But we've also learned recently that Chinese organized crime is learning how lucrative this is, and they are adding that to their portfolio of criminal activity. So it's not just pig butchering scams, but also sextortion scams operating out of those scam compounds in Southeast Asia.

Nick VinZant 17:46

So there's pig butchering ransom where sextortion are? There other kind of broad generalizations of scams that you're seeing now,

Moyara Ruehsen 17:56

I would say the biggest growth that we're seeing in terms of financial crime, is definitely financial fraud, and it doesn't have to be crypto related. You know, there are lots of Ponzi schemes and other kinds of investment fraud out there. Fraud could also be embezzlement, where you have an insider who is embezzling money from your company.

Nick VinZant 18:19

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted

Unknown Speaker 18:22

questions, okay,

Nick VinZant 18:25

biggest scam you've ever heard of,

Moyara Ruehsen 18:28

I would say, would have to be a hack, and probably one of the North Korean hacks. You know, we're talking about billions of dollars, but I think this is the record setter. It was the president of a bank in Kansas, and it was 10s of millions of dollars that he lost in a pig butchering scam, and he ended up taking money unauthorized transfers out of his own bank for to invest in what he thought was a legitimate investment platform, but it was a pig butchering scandal, and the bank went under. And it was the thing came to an end, mercifully, when he had approached one of his friends and asked to borrow another 12 million. And his friend thought, this is very strange. This is why do you need that? And when he described it, the guy said, I think this might be a scam. But when you're these criminals are so diabolically clever at gaining your confidence that you know they come up with all these plausible explanations, if when you even you know when you express any kind of uncertainty. And so he was deep in it. It really takes a lot to break the spell and pull somebody out of this. And so even when he was arrested and. In the courtroom, he thought, Oh, my God, if only I'd had extra money to pay the so called penalties that the you know, the criminals were asking him to pay in order to retrieve his money. He really thought he could get his money back. He did. It did not click in his mind that he was a victim of something that was false from very beginning, I think only later, once he was in jail, maybe, did he begin to realize what was happening.

Nick VinZant 20:30

How do people not see it? Because it seems like from the outside, like, Oh, that's a scam, and the people on the inside can never see it, and the person on the outside sees it instantly, right?

Moyara Ruehsen 20:41

Right? Again, you're under a spell, and a very compelling spell. These people really, truly believe that they know the person on the other end of the scam, and they maybe are in love with that person. They trust that person. It's, it's really hard. Very intelligent people fall for these scams. And we'd like to think, oh, I would never fall for it, but that's just because you haven't encountered some of these incredibly clever criminals.

Nick VinZant 21:16

Smartest one you ever came across like, Oh, that was clever.

Moyara Ruehsen 21:19

There was a banker in either Singapore or Hong Kong about a year or so ago who was asked by someone who we thought was with the company to transfer $26 million to another account. We call it business, email compromise or redirection fraud, where you think their money is supposed to go to one vendor or location and somebody tells you, no, we have to switch it to another account. It's always good to get confirmation that that is that really what's supposed to happen. But never, ever call the number that they provide to you. And you should also be careful about email, because maybe their email is compromised as well. So you try to get confirmation from somebody else in the company and and so these fraudsters used AI deep fake to pretend that, to simulate all of these different high level people in the company, they said, Yeah, yeah, I understand you're you're nervous, so why don't you just come to our next board meeting and and we'll explain to you this situation and why this money needs to be transferred. So he gets onto a zoom call, or Microsoft Teams call, and every single participant in that meeting was an AI deep fake. No, yes, yes. So I mean, with three seconds of your voice, I can clone your voice, and I can also use your face and, you know, pretend that I am you and have different words coming out of your mouth. I can do it on the Zoom call, and you can convince people it's it's amazing, in some of these pig butchering cases, the criminals will get onto either a FaceTime call or a zoom call, and pretend to be somebody else with a different voice, and so that that makes it even more real. They think that person that they're dealing with really truly is who they say they are. God, yeah, like it's all his bosses at the company, or at least he thinks it is.

Nick VinZant 23:41

Is there an age demographic that seems to be like these people fall for it the most? Yeah, because obviously, I think everybody would think seniors Right, right.

Moyara Ruehsen 23:49

I'm so glad you asked me that question, because you're right. There is this misperception. It's mostly seniors. The seniors do tend to lose a lot of money because they have often have more money. But I think the age group, 40 to 60 end up losing the most money in these paper train scams. But in terms of targets, 20 somethings get targeted probably more frequently than some of these older demographics.

Nick VinZant 24:20

Um, what do you think, like, like, what is? What are police doing? Law enforcement doing to kind of try to catch Well,

Moyara Ruehsen 24:26

there is a a group called Operation shamrock that is trying to work with law enforcement to help them up skill when it comes to blockchain analytics. In other words, crypto tracing, in order to better help victims of these types of scams, like like the pig butchering type scams. And so we're trying to make headway that way, but we also need to just educate the public. And so the more we can do about educating the public, the more we're likely to. To stop people from falling victim in the first place to some of these scams. And maybe somebody who is already in the middle of one of these scams, they start hearing some of the commonalities of these types of scams. They think, oh my gosh, that sounds a little bit like what happened to me. But there is one effort that I'm very excited about, TRM labs, they are a blockchain analytics company that has partnered with the private sector to start something called the beacon network. This is brand new, and the idea is to stop these crypto flows in real time, because when these transactions are in crypto, the criminals have the advantage of speed on their side, and the moment we can identify different wallet addresses, we need to go after it before those funds are moved into a jurisdiction where we don't have any law enforcement reach, and they've already recovered in just a few months time, I think $130 million

Nick VinZant 26:12

last question on my end, since you teach this and study it, could you get away with it?

Moyara Ruehsen 26:20

Well, who would be my clients? My clients would be criminals, and there is no honor among thieves. If they get caught, they're likely to churn me in.

Nick VinZant 26:31

I want to thank moyara so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. What store would you live in? Like if you had to live in a store? What store

John Shull 27:00

would you live in a grocery store? But what are you going to

Nick VinZant 27:04

do for entertainment? I thought about that. I thought about grocery store. I think that's the default answer. I don't feel like mall should count, because that's that's cheating. I would live in a Walmart, food, entertainment, social aspect, like, you're going to see some stuff, so I would live in a Walmart. Or, if you wanted to class it up, and you had one of those nicer targets, then I would live in the target. But a target or a Walmart is where I would live at

John Shull 27:30

I think I'm going to go Costco based upon food alone,

Nick VinZant 27:34

but like, you'd be wasting so much stuff. Like, I feel like they would find out pretty quickly, because they'd be like, why are all these like, why is there a half an ounce gone from this four rung of ketchup thing? Like, you would leave too much evidence around. I think you could probably live in a Walmart a lot longer than you could live in a Costco.

John Shull 27:56

I mean, if I could go to any store of all time, it would be the kmarts from the 90s when they had little caesars in them.

Nick VinZant 28:03

Imagine that. I don't remember that you must have lived in a more I'm not going to say nicer, I'm going to say more unique place. Yeah. What a, what a, what a matchup of just crap like Kmart and Little Caesars like the bottom of the barrel on both accounts.

John Shull 28:23

First off, right? Little Caesars is not bottom barrel. You're nuts.

Nick VinZant 28:27

What's bought, what's lower in terms of pizza than Little Caesars. I'm not saying that Little Caesars isn't good pizza. I'm saying that, like, if the hierarchy, Little Caesars is generally cheaper than like Pizza Hut, is there anything below Little Caesars?

John Shull 28:47

I mean, I, I mean, I'll top my head. I'm just thinking dominoes.

Nick VinZant 28:50

Maybe I don't know dominant I thought of dominoes as classier than Little Caesars.

John Shull 28:58

I think you're thinking too high highly of dominoes and not highly enough of Little Caesars.

Nick VinZant 29:04

There used to be a godfather pizza where in Kansas, where I grew up, which was by far the bottom rung of the barrel. Or there was that pizza place you could go to for like 599 buffet, yes, italianos or something like that? I don't remember what the name of it was,

John Shull 29:24

the pizza buffet. Looking back on it was not a good idea.

Nick VinZant 29:29

No, the pizza I wasn't good. I would put pizza buffet second only to sushi buffet in terms of buffets that I generally enjoy. But that's only just because I enjoy pizza so much,

John Shull 29:45

I just it's all cardboard. I don't know breakfast pizza, though. What do you think of breakfast

Nick VinZant 29:49

pizza? I'm okay with breakfast pizza. I'm not gonna get it, but I'm not gonna have any problems with it. Dessert pizza can, on occasion, be pretty good, but it's not like I. I'm not missing out.

John Shull 30:03

Anyways, back to the store thing. I think it has to be a target, a Costco. You know, I'm not going to say a Walmart. That sounds terrifying.

Nick VinZant 30:12

I'm saying the Walmart would be entertainment. You don't like my kind of entertainment, though, which is just watching disasters

John Shull 30:19

happen. Yeah? Nobody does. Nobody does.

Nick VinZant 30:22

I firmly believe that the worst parts of life, the bad parts of life, are what makes it memorable. If I had a choice between eating an average meal and eating a crappy meal, I would choose the crappy meal, because at least that's memorable in an experience.

John Shull 30:41

I mean, I don't know, I see what you're saying, but I I would rather have a nice meal and a good memory than a crappy memory.

Nick VinZant 30:51

Oh, I just don't think you embrace the suck of life enough. I know you embrace the suck, I don't, but I don't think that you embrace the suck of life. Are you like you gotta embrace it?

Unknown Speaker 31:03

Are you 12?

Nick VinZant 31:07

No, I'm What are you looking at? Nothing.

John Shull 31:12

My camera's a little off center, so I'm trying to make eye contact. You were glancing down at something. What were you looking at? I got a text message actually, hmm. Who's it from? Do you want to know what it's about? I'll tell you gladly. What it's about. Is it

Nick VinZant 31:26

going to be something that I'm going to regret knowing about.

John Shull 31:29

The Detroit Tigers are currently winning. Let's go.

Nick VinZant 31:33

You have to get a text message alert that's that big of a deal. Like, Oh, wow. The Detroit Tigers aren't losing something in Detroit isn't falling to pieces. That's worthy of a push alert.

John Shull 31:44

I will, I will say this about Seattle. I'm not going to bash Seattle, because a friend of mine just went

Nick VinZant 31:52

there here and came back. Did not come here. He went to forks, which is 95 miles away, and said

John Shull 31:57

that there are ferries to take your vehicle from whatever to whatever. And on these ferries, they had taps of beer, so Oh

Nick VinZant 32:09

yeah, the ferry is, to me, one of the greatest modes of transportation. If I'm gonna rank my modes of transportation, number one would be my electric scooter. It's the greatest mode of transportation. It's all the speed of a car and the convenience of walking. It's fantastic. Nothing else can you go the speed of a car on the city and then just ride it right into the grocery store with only a few looks.

John Shull 32:34

My nuts got cut off this week, so I am now the proud owner of a minivan. I Oh, yeah.

Nick VinZant 32:47

What kind is it? What kind of what's the name give me? Let me look at it. Let me look at it and see how sad your life is.

John Shull 32:52

What it's actually, it's a nice

Nick VinZant 32:55

Can I try to guess what? Can I try to guess what kind you got? Sure there's only so

John Shull 32:59

many out there, so you have at least, like a one in six chance of picking the right one

Nick VinZant 33:07

Dodge Caravan. No, what is it?

John Shull 33:11

Kia, Carnival. And I will say, I will say this, by the way, and this, I Oh, my God, do you know how so the kids are made primarily overseas.

Nick VinZant 33:29

They're not made for men. I'll tell you that I

John Shull 33:31

never thought that I would care, and I don't really care. But there is something about buying a car and they hand you like this, the you know, the one sheet on it, and it says, like, 96% of the parts made in Korea. And you're like, am I not being an American right now by not buying an American made car, it was.

Nick VinZant 33:50

You have much bigger concerns that you've progressed to the point of where you were getting a minivan. You are now a minivan person. You are now the exact Wow, dude, your life is over.

John Shull 34:04

Yeah, I have hit that next part of life where, like, the next part of life, I'll be dead, like I'll be

Nick VinZant 34:12

dying. What's the engine size?

John Shull 34:16

I don't even know. I think it's, I think it's a V, v4 v6 maybe.

Nick VinZant 34:21

Yeah, the Kia carnival top speed is under 100 miles an hour.

John Shull 34:25

Yeah, it's a Mia, it's a mini fan man, right?

Nick VinZant 34:28

But still, I will say that I got a rental car, mini van one time and had a blast. But, I mean, I was like 25 with a rental minivan, just driving it over curbs. And I mean, how do you feel going in? You spend your hard earned money, probably big, the second biggest purchase that you would make, the second biggest purchase a person makes your hard earned money, and you walk out of there with a minivan. It. Are you going to be the one driving

Unknown Speaker 35:02

it? No, I am not. Okay.

Nick VinZant 35:07

Okay, that's you a little bit, but not much.

John Shull 35:11

It's all. I was disappointed in my wife because I had worked a morning shift that, and then we went to the dealership after that, and I thought we were just looking at a car. No, we weren't just looking at a car. They had it pulled up. They had it washed like she had already started the process of buying the car. She just needed me to be there for my signature. So I feel a little duped there.

Nick VinZant 35:38

Did you try to put your foot down? Did you try to be like, Absolutely not, or did you just see it and accept

John Shull 35:44

no, I learned after my basement fiasco that I wasn't I might as well just go with it. It doesn't matter.

Nick VinZant 35:50

Oh, but does that mean that after the basement fiasco, have you mismanaged affairs of the household, and now your wife has taken them away from you, and this is your punishment, like John, I told you to handle the basement, and this is what you did. I can't trust you with the car, so we're getting a Kia carnival, because you would come back with a moped or a Mazda Miata, and we can't have that. She thinks get you as fired up as I

John Shull 36:16

can about she thinks I'm irresponsible, because when we lived in Orlando, this is before I met her. I went to an exotic car dealership, and I wanted to Lisa Lamborghini, and I went through all the rigmarole. I don't even know how they let me how even got to the process, but then when they ran my credit and they came back, they're like, Do you realize this is going to be like, a $3,500 a month payment.

Nick VinZant 36:44

Did you have the money in any way? Like, no. How did that happen? Oh, I understand now. Yeah, I had to take she had to take it from you. Where did you think that this was going? Like, what if they came out and were like, here's your Lambo, sir.

John Shull 37:00

Would you have done? I would? I would have driven it for one it's very rare to find dealerships that will lease exotic cars like that, but they were all about it. And here I'm I was thinking maybe 678, $100 which would have broke me, but I, who knows, I was young and dumb, maybe I would have done it, man, three grand, so I didn't start the relationship off with my wife on the best foot in turn.

Nick VinZant 37:26

Oh no, no, she's made the right decisions. That's the thing for people who are not married, like if you are married, your wife will never forget. She will never forget. No, a mistake that you made, it never

John Shull 37:39

I feel like men, we don't even pay attention like we just let that stuff slide. But women, and I'm probably gonna sound really sexist here, that's fine for this. Women never forget a damn thing.

Nick VinZant 37:52

No, they don't, not when it can, not when it involves your shortcomings. They do not, not the same thing. But my mother rest her soul. Up until the day that she died, I lost my credit card once, when I was like, in college, when I was maybe 18 or 19, and I lost my credit card, and up until the time I was damn near 40, she'd be like, don't lose your credit card again. One fucking time, I lost my credit card, and I heard about it endlessly, and then my wife said something about me losing credit cards. It spans generations. They all get together and tell each other about it. It's like, Ooh, you know what seems like a nice guy, but he'll lose a credit

John Shull 38:35

card or he'll buy a minivan. Don't worry.

Nick VinZant 38:38

Well, you didn't. You didn't even get to buy the minivan.

John Shull 38:42

I didn't I, I was such a dick, too. You know how they, they make you sign on, like, a, you know, an auto sign thing. You don't even actually sign paper anymore. You just sign a tablet. I just put us, I just put a smiley face. See?

Nick VinZant 38:57

But then you like, that's one of those things that comes back to you, because now they're like, this dude got a minivan. He was pissed off about it. Still had to buy it, right? Like you should have made him like it was your idea. I wanted carnival. Does it? 2026 What year is

John Shull 39:12

it? 25 economical makes no sense, but the 25 and 26 is where, literally, this embrace. I don't know how that's even possible.

Nick VinZant 39:22

What color did you get?

Unknown Speaker 39:25

Black baby, black bat.

Nick VinZant 39:28

Okay, okay. If you want to name your minivan, you got to do something to it. That's like, makes it seem cooler.

John Shull 39:39

I mean, I don't know. I'm not gonna pretend I have driven it probably a total of 10 minutes, and it was to pick up my father in law and drop him off.

Nick VinZant 39:48

So okay, good, good. All right, all right.

John Shull 39:51

Let's give some shout outs. Shall we? We're gonna start with Wayland Sanford, who I'm in let me know Wayland, i. Marlene Benitez, Kelly, Villegas, Javier Brooks, Zachariah summers, Thelma waters, Olin the luckiest Buckley Byron green, Osvaldo, Kim and Betsy Perkins,

Nick VinZant 40:20

appreciate all of you. The Kia carnival can go zero to 60. That can't be right in 10.9 seconds, and zero to 100 miles per hour in 19 seconds. So if you need to ever escape and floor it, you will not be I

John Shull 40:43

will, I will tell you this that is probably accurate, that's not a misnomer.

Nick VinZant 40:50

Imagine, like punching it and not going anywhere. Punch it and you like, punch it burn. And you guys go,

John Shull 40:59

I think the bigger surprise of this, of this whole situation, and for those of you that listen to this, that know what I had driven was the fact that I got $1,000 trading credit for my 2013 Chevy Cruze man.

Nick VinZant 41:19

I mean, I guess that's 12 years old. Now, do you know what's ridiculous, my old little truck. Do you remember my old little truck?

John Shull 41:27

Oh, yeah, I remember your old

Nick VinZant 41:28

truck several Chevy Colorado, before they started making them a bigger size. That thing was 15 years old, and I got 4500 for it because they didn't make little No, they didn't make little trucks. They stopped, like, making little trucks like that. And they were really coveted for, like, parts delivery. So people really wanted that specific kind of car. I got 4500 for it 15 years after I bought it for 12 grand

John Shull 41:56

Good God. I mean, that's yeah, good old that was amazing. It's a great deal. Got a black bat there, alright, not to get in the politics of everything, which it seems like everything nowadays is politics related, literally everything. What do you what do you make of the Jimmy Kimmel saga? Glad he's back. Don't care. Late night TV been dead to you for 15 years.

Nick VinZant 42:29

I don't know if I've ever actually walked Ooh, excuse me, I don't know if I've ever actually watched late night TV in probably 10 or 15 years. I don't particularly care about Jimmy Kimmel, but it's government censorship, right? Like that's a problem. That's a big problem. And my thing with any kind of this political stuff I feel like is always the same. Don't be a hypocrite if you feel like this about one side. Feel like that about the other side, right? The cancel culture people weren't talking very loudly when this happened. So my thing is always like, don't be hypocrite about it. If you feel like this about one person doing it, feel like that about somebody else on your side doing it too. Otherwise you're just hiding behind your beliefs.

John Shull 43:18

Apparently, Sean Combs is going to be sentenced in 10 days. Did he? Did he? Yeah, sorry, whatever his name is. Now, he could legitimately be sentenced to life, but I think he's going to play out, or has pled out and it's gonna get a year and a half, which I had a question to ask you, and that is, if you're powerful, if you're rich, doesn't matter. You're never gonna get actually held accountable for anything that you do,

Nick VinZant 43:53

unless they really got you. I think that the like the barometer or the barrier or whatever you want to call it is much higher. Yeah, the bar is much higher. But you like the justice system. You know this working in news, and I used to cover news, so I learned this too, is like the justice system is slow, but once it happens, it happens like you might not go to trial for seven years, but when you're guilty, oh, you're going right to jail. So I think that once the wheels finally start turning, they do turn for just about everybody.

John Shull 44:31

Alright, let's get to some fun questions here. Um, would you rather have six toes or six fingers?

Nick VinZant 44:40

Well, I mean, probably six fingers, to be honest, because I would think that an extra finger would help you out with thing things, and if you had six toes, you'd probably have to buy special shoes. So purely from an economical standpoint, I would go with six fingers.

John Shull 44:55

That's a good point. I was gonna say six toes may allow you to run faster, but. But you know, I that may not make any sense, so I'll go six fingers too. Yeah, you

Nick VinZant 45:04

got to think about it from an economy standpoint, although, I guess, but you don't spend nearly as much money on gloves as you do on shoes.

John Shull 45:11

Yeah? I mean, listen, you're

Nick VinZant 45:13

talking to six fingered gloves. Do you have to buy special gloves?

John Shull 45:19

Yeah, you have six fingers. Of course you'd have to,

Nick VinZant 45:25

oh yeah, yeah, there are, there. They are sold on Etsy. They usually are specially made. But yes, there are, yeah, you mean Etsy, whatever. I've never used it. Sorry. I'm not over there buying candles and minivans on the damn thing.

Unknown Speaker 45:46

Teemu. I

Unknown Speaker 45:49

don't know what team

John Shull 45:51

Jesus. What are you a boomer?

Nick VinZant 45:54

No, I, I don't go on things like that.

John Shull 45:58

I don't know what temu is, Mama?

Nick VinZant 46:02

Just because you're changing your voices doesn't mean it. Oh, okay, now I know what it

John Shull 46:05

is. I'm gonna live my husband. Tell you what it's like, the Asian version of Amazon, but they have everything. It's a knockoff, like, it's third hand things that you can get, like, say, you want a candle holder on Amazon that's 30 bucks. You can get one that's much cheaper, made that's probably going to be worth an end to the value for 499

Nick VinZant 46:33

on team. You so you can, you can buy, like, pieces of shit.

John Shull 46:37

Yeah, pretty much. Okay, so

Nick VinZant 46:39

you can. It's the old question to me, man, I go back to the old question, what's more expensive? A $50 pair of boots or a $200 pair of boots?

John Shull 46:50

Kind of like my grandpa used to say, you don't answer, you can always hustle that corn. But it doesn't mean that that shoelace is going to

Nick VinZant 46:59

become any softer. Grandpa. Show had some good saying.

John Shull 47:02

One more thing, so I was at a funeral last week. Okay, rip aunt Noreen and walking through, you know, you pay your respects and at the viewing, and you know, family and friends are there. Well, I have an aunt who is there. Well, not my aunt. She's my dad's aunt, so, but I call her aunt regardless. My God, this story. She's like, 95 right? I go to hug her, and as I'm hugging her, she goes, I don't know who you are. Then she looks at then she looks at my retinue, she looks at my wife, and she goes, Melissa, it's so good to see you. And I was like, What the fuck Juanita, like, I've known you my entire life. You don't remember me, but you remember my wife. My wife's just she won the week last week. She won the

Nick VinZant 47:53

week I won. She destroyed you.

John Shull 47:57

I clearly, I'm just useless in life. This is

Nick VinZant 48:01

what happens when you have a minivan. Everybody like this is this is what I warned you about. This is what I warned you about. Going back as far as when you threw your back out and had to go to the emergency room while picking up dog poop, that your family was going to start seeing you as weak, that you needed to reestablish dominance, and you didn't do that, and now you're forgotten by your family. They walk all over you, buying mini vans without even you knowing like this is what I told you was going to happen, and you did nothing about it.

John Shull 48:35

You're right. I I should have put my foot down, and here we are. So can we get the top five, get this

Nick VinZant 48:42

the biggest guy in the neighborhood, or done something like a fire in your own house, and then put it out like you've got to re establish dominance in some way or some form?

John Shull 48:56

No, I think every man, you're a man that is married knows exactly what I'm going through. It's better just to go sometimes I don't sure you don't

Nick VinZant 49:10

Sure man out my street,

John Shull 49:12

I just have a Hyundai Elantra

Nick VinZant 49:15

by a car with you had a Hyundai Elantra? No, I'm talking about you. You seem like a kind of Toyota Highlander and a cross track, like every other single person in Seattle. When you move to Seattle, if you have a family, you're automatically issued a cross track and a Toyota Highlander. It's how it works here.

John Shull 49:33

Top Five, yeah, please for God's sakes

Nick VinZant 49:35

so our top five is top five state names, not saying the state is cool, just saying we like, we like the name, the name of the state. John resides in pussyville, popular, not a man Boulevard.

John Shull 49:53

Are you done? Are you done? Just want

Unknown Speaker 49:54

to repeat that.

Nick VinZant 49:57

John lives to the corner.

John Shull 50:01

I think the whispering even gave it more of an effect.

Nick VinZant 50:05

It did a little bit right, all right, my understanding you got to do what you got to do, keep happy wife. My number five. I mean sacrificing your dignity.

John Shull 50:12

My number five is Idaho.

Nick VinZant 50:17

Re why? Why Idaho? You just like, cuz, yeah, I know why.

John Shull 50:21

I just like saying it Idaho. I understand you to hope, Idaho. Idaho.

Nick VinZant 50:28

Idaho. How proud are you on a scale of one to 10 about that right now,

John Shull 50:35

I actually spent some time in trying to figure out this list, and this was the only one where I was like, it has to be on the list, but it can't be high. It has to be, you know, five is

Unknown Speaker 50:45

perfect.

Nick VinZant 50:46

I understand why you would want Idaho. My number five is similar Mississippi. I just love spelling it. M, i s s i s s i p, p i m, i s s i s s i p, p, i i just love spelling the state name.

John Shull 51:03

Cool story.

Nick VinZant 51:06

You're gonna make fun of me, but you got Idaho,

John Shull 51:09

Idaho. It's easy to spell. It's five letters, um, all right, my number four is Alaska.

Nick VinZant 51:18

Oh, why Alaska? That's an interesting one

John Shull 51:23

to me. Just say it Alaska, it's crisp, it's strong. It's the biggest state by far. Even though we're going names only just it's it's a strong word to say Alaska, like I live in the United States in Alaska.

Nick VinZant 51:41

Hmm, okay, okay, I feel that same way about a state that's actually my number one. It's not Alaska, but I feel that same way that's like, there's something about saying it Arizona. I think that's a great name for a state, Arizona.

John Shull 51:58

Okay, why is that

Nick VinZant 52:01

just like the way it sounds like Arizona. Also, I would make an argument that Arizona, while the number four state name, would be the number one name if you were naming a person after a state, best state to name someone after is Arizona.

John Shull 52:20

All right, my number five or three. Sorry, not five. My number three is Montana.

Nick VinZant 52:28

Okay, okay, I'm not gonna say anything about Montana. Have a little bit higher on the list, but I agree. I like Montana. Montana.

John Shull 52:34

Man, tell you what, it's not at all

Nick VinZant 52:40

Hawaii, our most exotic sounding state name, Hawaii, Hawaii, I think it's actually Hawaii. I don't know how to say it. Oh, the right

John Shull 52:51

way, Hawaii. My next one, my number two, Alabama. What Alabama? I love it because it starts off animal and sends, you know, Alabama, Bama,

Nick VinZant 53:09

Alabama, just, just fun to say. It's better than Kansas.

John Shull 53:15

I mean, how many, how many state names are fun to say, like Florida, New York, Michigan, California, Alabama.

Nick VinZant 53:25

Alabama is a fun one to say. I'll give you that right. Bama Roll tide, my number two is Rhode Island. Just if you never knew anything about Rhode Island, just imagine what a place called Rhode Island looks like, right? Rhode Island and also the only state with two words that isn't directional or just says new, right? It's the only state with two words that isn't just new or directional,

John Shull 53:59

that says a lot. I think that does say a lot. That's actually a good

Nick VinZant 54:03

one. What's your number one gonna be?

John Shull 54:06

So my number one, and I swear this isn't a homer pick, but I went with Kansas. Did you really? I did for two reasons. One, it's it's simple, it's short, and if you want to really get, you know, into it, you it's the only word that has a bad word in it. When you say it, Kansas, gonna go to Kansas or Arkansas, Arkansas, but we're gonna say Kansas.

Nick VinZant 54:40

Did you know that growing up in Kansas, we actually learned that it was Arkansas, and so whenever people would say Arkansas, you'd be like, what? Damn, really Arkansas? Yeah, in Kansas, when I was growing up, people said Arkansas. They didn't say Arkansas, because you also. I grew up also had the Arkansas River wasn't the Arkansas River was the Arkansas River. Wonder how many people made no sense

John Shull 55:06

around the country would say Arkansas, I've being a Midwesterner. I've never heard that before.

Nick VinZant 55:12

I think it's only a Kansas thing that people in Kansas say, are Kansas we're gonna go to? Yeah, my number one is Montana.

John Shull 55:21

Oh, yeah, I thought your number one was gonna be Texas.

Nick VinZant 55:26

No, Texas is like, somehow doesn't have the pop of Montana, like Montana, classic, crisp. I think that Montana is what people think. I think that Montana is what people from overseas think America is

John Shull 55:50

really I feel like they think it's like a, you know,

Nick VinZant 55:53

not anymore, but yeah, no, not your honorable mention. There big Hoss, Louisiana. I thought about Louisiana.

John Shull 56:04

I also put in Georgia, Kentucky, and I also put Texas in there as well, just because, you know, I like the for the most part, I like the shorter state names because it's just, it's just sounds, sounds more like authoritarian

Nick VinZant 56:23

ish, yeah, it needs to kind of pop a little bit

John Shull 56:27

Alabama, but not Ohio, cuz fuck Ohio.

Nick VinZant 56:32

I agree Ohio is one of the worst state names. Yeah, and John, I don't, I mean, I don't really have anything in my honorable mention, because you can't put any of like the Norths or Souths or news in there, because it's like, oh, you couldn't even come up with, like, your own name. You just had to be North Dakota. Like, we're South Dakota.

John Shull 56:53

Like, I thought about putting Maine on the list, but like, Maine doesn't pop for being a short, you know, a five letter state, Maine going to Maine,

Nick VinZant 57:00

not like Montana. Going to Oregon,

John Shull 57:04

Utah, I'm going to Alabama.

Nick VinZant 57:07

Yeah, it has to pop more. Oregon doesn't pop, nope. Utah is not bad.

John Shull 57:14

Going to Washington State, going to Colorado.

Nick VinZant 57:18

We're the only state that has to have, like, a spec to specify the fact that we're a state

John Shull 57:24

because all that acetaminophen out there,

Nick VinZant 57:27

instead of, is it a set of auto

Unknown Speaker 57:30

Oh, okay,

Nick VinZant 57:31

that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps out the show and let us know what you think are the best name states. I don't understand the selection of Kansas. I've never really thought that was a great name, but maybe it's because I lived there or grew up there, or lived there and grew up there or or lived there, grew up there and are from there. I should I'll just stop. I.


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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, accents

Erik Singer 0:21

and leftovers. So we get this basic linguistic Maxim, which is that people sound like their peers, not their parents. So we are looking at this is something the research on, this is still kind of new and emerging, but we're looking at something that seems to be a kind of continent wide shift, if it matters to people, in your individual sense of who you are and your identity, you know how you identify what that is. It's going to be there in your

Nick VinZant 0:47

accent. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because he has a fascinating knowledge of accents from all over the world, where they come from, why we speak the way that we do, and also how to teach people, including some of Hollywood's most famous actors, how to speak with A new accent. This is dialect coach and accent expert Eric Singer, does everyone have an accent, like whether they know it or not? Does everyone have an accent?

Erik Singer 1:30

Everybody has an accent, whether you know it or not. An accent is just the particular ways that we realize the sounds of a language variety that we speak, right? So you know the vowel and consonant sounds and intonation and melody, that's an accent. It's the sounds, but that's an accent, and you can't not have one unless you're not talking. How did they kind of develop? The fundamental rule of thumb is this basic bit of human code that we've got, which says, talk like the other song. We've measured this. Linguists have measured this over and over and over again, in place after place, in language after language, in context after context, and it basically always happens. If we're face to face talking to another human, our accents start to converge towards each other. But that phenomenon, which people think is a sort of like, Oh, it's so funny, when someone goes somewhere and they start to sound more like the place it is actually what accounts for how we acquire native accents in the first place. We learn language very, very, very early, right, from our early caregivers, but very quickly, as soon as we start having, you know, other other kids our age, right, that we're going to school with, nursery school, kindergarten, we start to sound like them. So we get this basic linguistic Maxim, which is that people sound like their peers, not their parents. And it's funny, because it's, you know, and this, this is something I think it's a point that's sort of worth lingering on just for a second, because, you know, very, very frequently people ask me start, you know, want to ask me a question about their accent, or their husband's accent or something like that, and they always start with a little biography that always includes where their parents are from. And it rarely matters. It's it's usually a non factor. So when

Nick VinZant 3:05

I think of kind of accents in the United States, like the big ones that jump out of me are, like the Boston, the BA, or, however you say it, like the southern accent. Do those places have they retained their accents more so I feel like that's a place that has more of an accent, or is that accent just recognizable? And I don't realize that where I'm from has retained its accent just as much. I just don't think that I have one the

Erik Singer 3:33

accents that sound to us, you know, in general, like, oh, that's less of an accent, or less strong, or less pronounced in accent. It really just does mean that it's higher up on that scale of social prestige. Probably is the one spoken by more people who have college degrees, especially like college degrees from fancy colleges, right? It just maps onto that at the same time, there is a lot more accent and dialect diversity on the east coast of the US than there is on the west.

Nick VinZant 4:07

How are they generally like, segmented? Is that broken up across like, state lines, political lines, geographic lines, like, how does it determine, in general, where an accent is going to kind of start and stop, if that makes any sense,

Erik Singer 4:24

as soon as you start looking for the difference and sort of, you know, kind of pulling things apart, you're starting to draw smaller and smaller and smaller circles. And if you're from a place, then, you know, you're probably really, really, really good. Your ear is really attuned to making those fine distinctions, to be like, Oh, you're from that side of the river versus that side of the river, in terms of how linguists are drawing these, these distinctions, right, these bigger or smaller circles and saying, like, here's where one dialect begins and one dialect ends. They're looking for deep structural patterns. Like, for example. Half of North Americans have what's called the cot caught merger. And you can hear, by the way I pronounce those words that I do not have that merger, because I say cot, C, o, t and caught C, A, U, G, H, T, differently.

Nick VinZant 5:13

How about you? I caught the apple. I sleep on a cot.

Erik Singer 5:17

If you're not merged, you're real close. You're like, right? Like, in progress,

Nick VinZant 5:21

right? Like, it sounds like, okay, maybe there's a difference, but I don't really like, It's not much.

Erik Singer 5:28

Do you think there's one when you say, when you say the name, the names Don and Don, like, do? Are those the same name to you?

Nick VinZant 5:34

The sun rises at dawn. I met my friend, Don,

Erik Singer 5:38

yeah, they sound pretty identical to me. We, you know, we'd have some instrumental measurements of a bunch of different tokens to like, really make a

Nick VinZant 5:44

call. Where'd you grow up? Midwest, Kansas, Wichita. Great. So you grew

Erik Singer 5:49

up in an area that has had the cot caught merger for some time, right? It didn't always, but it has had it for a while. So people born 20 years ago, like a much higher percentage of Americans who are only 20 years old have the cot caught merger, most of them than 50 or 75 or 100 years ago, right? It's steadily progressing, and you can look at kind of heat maps as this has changed through the generations. But this is one thing. This is the kind of deep structural thing, because, like, if you have the merger, you have one fewer sound. You have one fewer total vowel sound in your inventory, right? So it's, and it's funny, because it's like this merger actually tends to pass under the radar for most people, and yet it's a deep structural factor. So that's the sort of thing that people are doing when they're sort of drawing, you know, dialect maps on the basis of accents. You can also draw them on the basis of, you know, grammatical features or lexicon. Those are very, you know, popular and deeply, deeply researched, like, what words do you use for Roly polys or fireflies or things in this place or the other place, or what do you call them the median divider in a highway, or things like that, right? So sometimes you're using those other linguistic sort of dialect features. Sometimes you're just using accent features. A great, great, great linguist named William Labov, who's the founder of social sociolinguistics, basically did a massive, massive project with some other researchers, produced something called the atlas of North American English. And this is sort of the standard, really, for kind of looking at these. And he's using only sound features. And what you find is that accents do not map. We knew this already, but you know, you can, you can see it vividly, right? Do not map along political boundaries. What they do is they follow natural boundaries, right? So, you know, mountain ranges are going to cause a break in communication. Bodies of water are going to cause a break in communication. And settlement patterns which follow those natural boundaries. So these boundaries persist, these boundaries from kind of ancient settlement movement patterns, and sometimes contact, you know, just like it was talking about at the beginning. Sometimes, you know, the we accommodate more when we like someone we don't when there's something sort of blocking that, right? And so we see that writ large. But yeah, they they accents and dialects, they follow history, they follow settlement patterns of settlement and movement, and then contact, and what kind of contact that is. And so we can find in any individual person's accent. Can trace all of that. It's all there.

Nick VinZant 8:11

Can we kind of go through some major American accents, what you think about them, like certain characteristics about them, and then, like, Okay, if I was trying to do that, how would I do that?

Erik Singer 8:23

Sure, Boston, first of all, it's what we call non rhotic. You could divide all accents of English into whether they pronounce RS after vowel sounds or not, right? So an accent like mine, when I pronounce all the RS if they're there in the spelling, right? So I say car and here and there and everywhere, and there's an R there all the time. That's a rhotic accent. Non rhotic accents are accents like southern British English, where you say car and here and there and everywhere. I might get a link R If the next word starts with a vowel, but otherwise it's just car, right? And that's where we get pack your car and have it, yeah? Now Boston knights love to point out you cannot actually park your car in Harvard Yard. But that's not why we're using that phrase, why it became a famous phrase. It's because it has a lot of Rs in it that aren't there, right? It's a non rhotic accent. Instead, what we have is a vowel sound. And that's the second thing that I think is kind of interesting here, is that the vowel sound itself is not a vowel that's in the back of the mouth, like ah, which is what a non rhotic New York or even Rhode Island accent would use, right? I'd say, park your car and Harvard Yard be ah, ah, that's the open vowel that that is there instead of any r sound in Boston, is a front vowel, meaning your tongue is kind of cupping low in the bottom of your mouth, like right behind your front teeth when you go, Ah, right. So pack your car, right? So New York, park your car. Boston. You wanna try it? Pakeha. Pakeha, that's really good, actually.

Nick VinZant 9:46

Oh, it was good. Yeah, no, it was good.

Erik Singer 9:50

We don't know for sure, but it seems at least plausible that the reason for that being a front foul in Boston is Irish immigration. I. Last thing I'll throw in for a Boston accent, because we were talking about the cot caught merger already, Boston and New England generally, certainly eastern New England is one of the primary original areas of the caught cot merger. But where, in much of the west of of the US, you'll have it with just an ah sound like yours, right? So walk and talk and coffee, right? Those are words like caught. We use the same vowel sound, right? Those are just ah. This is an open kind of ah sound in Boston and eastern New England. The sound is rounded, so we've got Ah, right, so we've got caught and caught, right? And walk and talk and coffee. So if you happen to not have the caught, caught merger, you use two different sounds. You might hear a Bostonian saying certain caught words, the ones that have a little rounding, like walk and talk and coffee and think, Oh, they're like me, except that they also do it with the C O T words, like stop and hospital, right? So, stop, hospital, walk, talk southern

Nick VinZant 10:57

which one? When I think of a southern accent. I don't think of Florida. I don't think of South Carolina. I think of Alabama. Okay, and I couldn't do it save money. That's yeah, like, just kind of a sugar, I don't know. I can't do accents very well.

Erik Singer 11:16

Great. Something to go off of, actually, because we've already built the foundation for. We're talking about one big like sorting mechanism we can use, right, which is our sounds, right? So we've got, we've got non rhotic Southern accents, like you just did sugar, where there's no R sound, and then we've got rotor rhotic Southern accents where there is an R sound sugar. And this has shifted drastically in the last 75 years, basically, kind of since World War Two, and picking up speed in the latter half of the 20th century. Latter, latter 25 years, even in the 20th century, the classic southern accent, the thing that most non southerners think of as a southern accent, certainly most non Americans, right, is a non rhotic southern accent. If you think, obviously it's played by Vivian Lee, an English actress. But if you think of scarlet, you think of scarlet O'hare and Gone With the Wind, or Blanche du bon Streetcar Named Desire, we're talking about a non rhotic, very old fashioned kind of non rhotic southern accent. If you think Foghorn, Leghorn, something like that, right where we're talking about is Benoit blanc was, you know, kind of the glass. He's using a historian named Shelby Foote. He's using an actual model for that, and we don't need to get into how accurately he's doing it or not, but the choice of model alone, it's part of it's a major aspect of the design, right? Because that's one of the things that makes that character feel a little anachronistic and out of time and heightened and weird in a way that I don't necessarily think is unintentional, but it's because he chose a model that is a representative of an accent that barely exists anymore, certainly not for anyone under the age of 90. So non rhotic Southern accents, at least for white Southerners, are they barely exist anymore. There was a rapid re rotization So certain parts of the south, the inland south, the mountain south, places where the Scotch Irish settled a lot, the southern Appalachians on down into parts of Texas, because there's a lot of sort of settlement direct, you know, in that direction the basic, basic, broad division between Rhode and non rhotic. Historically, Southern accent used to be coastal versus inland, and especially upland and mountain, right? Where those, those are the accents where you had hard hours, you know, kind of all the time, right? Interestingly, a lot of vowel shifts and some other things like the pin pen merger, which is now universal in the south pan pen, right? Is that an ink pen or straight pin? So you got to specify those start. That just started in Tennessee, just one little place in Tennessee, and it wasn't part of a southern accent in like, you know, the night, like in Civil War, kind of post Civil War, like it didn't exist, right? It spread out from there to become general. So that inland area of the South has had a lot of influence, and it was always the hotbed of verticity. And now most Southern accents, even on the coast and places that were historically non rhotic, are rhotic California. This is into the weeds, but it starts to get really friggin interesting. So linguists started to observe a shift in Southern California, first in Southern California, actually it was first in Northern California, then it was Southern California. Then it was thought to be just urban areas in California. And then it was like, Oh no, it's just California, and then it was like, Oh no, it's just California generally to different amounts, another of these really radical, fun vowel shifts, where the vowels start start, like shifting around their location in the mouth in a systematic way, and rotating the whole thing. So if you think about your really stereotypical like surfer dude or valley girl kind of thing where you have a really open mouth, a bunch of vowel sounds are opening up. They're being pronounced with a lower tongue and jaw. So eh, as in, for me, dress is starting to sound like ah, as in, trap. Or if I were to use words that you know would sound the same, like bed and bad, right? So bed in a kind. California accent starts to sound like bad, and bad is getting even more open and going like bad, so almost like BOD, like halfway to bod. At the same time, this caught cot merger is happening like it's it's general across California has been for some time, tiny, little carve out area around the Bay Area where it's making inroads, but like, you know, they're still holding on, with a distinction to some extent there. But for the most part, has this caught, caught and like Boston, they're starting to go to use, like a slightly lip rounded vowel, so caught right for both, right? So walk and talk and coffee and caught and lot and hospital and stop, right? So that, and then you've also got the what's a back vowel, which is Ooh, traditionally, starting to come way forward into something like do right? So you've got dude, and what that ends up doing is we can actually draw a visual map of where your tongue is in your mouth. And linguists do this all the time to understand what's going on with these movements of valves. The California vowel space has gotten shorter front to back. It's compressed on the horizontal axis, and it's lengthened on the vertical axis in kind of the same way as if you look at, like still stock photo images of stereotypical surfer dudes and valley girls, they generally have open mouths, right? So there's that kind of open mouth posture. And by the way, smiling, like pulling your lip corners back, also has a similar acoustic effect to many of these things. Crazy thing is very similar changes, not the goose fronting, but the open vowel things and the cock cut merger happening in Canada. And relatively recently, some socio linguists started going, Wait a second. We've known for a while that this California vowel change and this Canadian vowel change are like really similar to each other, maybe happening for kind of similar structural reasons. People are now going, Wait a second, they're the same thing. And there's not isolated to California and Canada. So you you can find in this, especially younger people with very similar all these key structural phenomena that are changing in really similar ways, kind of across North America. So we are looking at this is something the research on, this is still kind of new and emerging, but we're looking at something that seems to be a kind of continent wide shift, not happening to the same degree, you know, in the same place at all times, necessarily. But they are connected, and they do broadly seem to be coming arising ultimately, you know, a big part of it is that caught caught merger because of the way that that's removing one vowel from the system, giving the others a little more space to spread out.

Nick VinZant 17:35

Are you ready for some harder slash, listener submitted questions? Shoot, bring them on. What was the hardest accent you ever had to teach somebody?

Erik Singer 17:43

There's hard for me and there's hard for someone else, and they're never the same thing. There's three factors that determine whether an accent is harder or easier. One is the distance you have to travel, right? How similar or different is it from your own accent? The more similar it is, obviously that comes with its own difficulties. But broadly speaking, the more similar it is, the easier time we're going to have getting there. The other thing is exposure. It's familiarity, right? So Americans have heard, you know, lots of all the different American accents, right? Americans have very often never heard a Welsh accent. So Americans tend to be, I wouldn't say there's anything particularly, specifically difficult about a Welsh accent compared to, you know, I don't know, some Scottish accents, Irish accents, different English accents, but American sense of struggle real hard because it's just like, so unfamiliar. It's like, what does that help sound like? So we do a lot of listening, but like, everything you've done up to the point where we start to work matters too, right? So if it's already really familiar to third factor is identification. It's the imaginative component, because as complex and technical as all, all of this is ultimately doing another accent, especially doing it like really fully embodied means fully imagining yourself as someone who talks like that. So you break all that down into such an individual thing and, like, yeah. I mean, that said, when you have to travel a far distance, like, you know, American actors working on Scottish accents tends to be really hard. Welsh tends to be hard. The tricky ones really are, oh, Geordie Newcastle is a really hard accent. I actually have never had to sort of perform in that or teach that myself. So it's sort of Terra incognitive, like, I know some of the technical aspects, right? But, like, I could not slip into a Jordy accent right now, so maybe I'll leave it with that one. Which one's Jordy? I'm not sure what Northeastern England kind of, just south of the Scottish border. I can't

Nick VinZant 19:31

even think of what it sounds like. I'm not gonna do it. I was trying to get you to you didn't bite, you didn't bite.

Erik Singer 19:37

But, you know, we this. So the the recent zombie follow up. 28 years later, they're all do Jordy accents in that Jodi comer, who's, I think, originally from Liverpool, but who's just absolutely brilliant in accents. Just completely, completely nails it. I have it on good authority, not my own assessment, but she's if you want to hear what a Jordi accent there, obviously First, your first stop should be look up actual people from. Newcastle with Newcastle accents. But if you want to see it in a movie and see an actor doing a great job, Jody comer is like, absolutely nailing it, and 28

Nick VinZant 20:07

years later is what's that kind of the most unique one you had to teach somebody.

Erik Singer 20:13

The most specific that we get, of course, is idio elects. Is you're playing Obama, you're playing Muhammad Ali, you're playing Elvis, you're playing Bill Clinton, but yeah, that's definitely the most specific kind of thing. Is one particular person's, you know, super famous, very familiar way of speaking. We got to try to match that. That's the Yeah, that's the high wire act.

Nick VinZant 20:33

What would you say then, I guess would be in your mind, if you only looked at it in terms of accent, the greatest acting performance in terms of, oh, they nailed that accent, like they got that accent better than anybody else.

Erik Singer 20:48

Think Jody comer is Jordy in in 28 years later, is truly, truly phenomenal. The you know, the people that that everybody talks about as being great accent performers, your Meryl Streep senior, Daniel Day Lewis's and your Philip Seymour Hoffman is like, yeah, every single performance in an accent, every one of them has ever done, no, they're not all the same. They're not all the same degree of absolute, flat out superb. But what I would say is this, what makes a truly great accent performance, something like the best work that you know, people like that have done, like, you know, Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice, right? Her Polish accent and Sophie's Choice. Daniel Day Lewis, and number of things, I think, you know, there will be blood always springs to mind for me, my left foot. It's great one. You know, Heath Ledger's Brokeback Mountain, which is, which is, I think, incredible. Philip Seymour Hoffman is true his Capote, there's it's getting everything right first, getting it completely and fully embodied, right? So it's like it is inside this person's body and soul. This person could only talk that way, right, which has its own force when we're talking about an accent performance. And then there's this third layer. There's this third level that makes like a truly great accent performance, once you have those first two things, which is always what we're working on, right, which is when there are character and thematic reasons for why that person sounds that way, they made connections between the way this an example I've used before elsewhere, you know, is Philip Seymour Hoffman's oral posture, the twistedness and tightness over his mouth as this character who had twisted himself into knots to hide and not reveal and not and be not, you know, and that whole, that whole character journey, what the entire movie was about was there in the character's use of in relation to language and the sounds of language, and the connection to his identity and what he wanted and needed and everything that had come before him in his life. So I think, I think when we see the truly great accent performances, it's not just like that absolutely is spy level, like you would not get caught and shot if you were a spy and your life depended on it, right? That's perfect accuracy and authenticity. It's perfect embodiment, which is an aspect of that as well, right? It's not just sort of layered on top. It could only be that way. And then this final thing that it really is, like connected up in ways that feel like we can feel that we can feel that connection.

Nick VinZant 23:25

Are there areas of the country where new accents seem to be popping

Erik Singer 23:28

up? The quick first answer is like, yes, of course, because that's happening all the time. We are losing, you know, a lot of older, more traditional place bound, rural regional accents as people move away, you know, I think, oh, here we go. Okay, some of your listeners might be familiar with an accent known as multicultural London English or mle. Does that ring a bell for you? It does not, basically, since the kind of mid to late 80s is really the earliest we could kind of say this is an accent now, and it's developing, which is called mle, or multicultural London, English, which has a lot to do with with, like multicultural immigration, right? People from all over the place, right? A lot of Caribbean immigration, a lot of African a lot of South Asian, right? But there's a stew that sort of first noticed and described in London that then is now like has become a way that basically working class youth of all races and ethnicities talk in London, right? And it's and that's new, that wasn't there before, and we're finding that in a lot of other European cities with similar immigration profiles, and we seem to be now starting to find it in especially some Californian cities. So that's another kind of super new at least as far as linguists are concerned. Thing that we're starting to catch up with and be aware of is happening is these, we call them, generally multi ethnolects. So there seem to be some multi ethno likes forming in some North American cities, especially on the West Coast, and that might be the next.

Nick VinZant 25:00

Thing that's pretty much all the questions we have, is there anything that you think that we missed, or kind of what's coming up next for you? Where can people find you learn more that kind of stuff?

Erik Singer 25:09

People can find me on my website, which is just ericsinger.com, I am also, I have started doing some short form video I did, you know, a bunch of videos with wired some years ago that did very well, just about first, about first, about accents and movies, talking about some of the stuff we've been talking about today, and also talking, there's a map tour of North America. Those are still out there. I started doing short form video myself on Tiktok and on Instagram and YouTube shorts. I think they're pretty easy to find. I will have a book coming out probably next year. I'm in the just got it back from my editor from the full manuscript. So we're, you know, we're getting through this kind of editorial process, and it's, it's about everything. Because, you know, if you've made it this far in the conversation, you probably got a sense that accents do touch everything, like everything about what it is to be a human where that, where they come from, how they work, where people come from, how history is reflected in it, the choices that we're making, what it's like to be a teenager, and how we get through that, and how important that is for language change. Because teenagers lead language change, you know, all these cool, weird things about like, what the eight year olds do when they get together in this place where there isn't an existing accent, and they make it up from scratch, like all of that, right? Because accents really do touch on everything. So it's accents as a lens into everything else that's important about like, sort of who we are and what we're like and how we work.

Nick VinZant 26:31

I want to thank Eric so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. Are you slowly

John Shull 26:54

becoming your parents? I'm turning into my parents. When did you first

Nick VinZant 26:59

notice that you are starting to become your parents. It

John Shull 27:01

seems like, let me ask you this question, do you feel like if you are like your parents, you exhibit their good traits or their bad traits, or some of both?

Nick VinZant 27:11

I think ultimately, it's some of both. The thing that I noticed where I'm becoming like my parents is more in kind of mannerisms and like how I'll stand or how I'll sit, things like that. I think the reason that you become your parents, ultimately is because as you get older, you don't have as many peer groups to refer back to, and so your parent is still the model for your behavior. And so you kind of start to go back to the example of somebody who came before you, and your parent becomes your default example, whereas when you were growing up, your peers are your default example.

John Shull 27:48

I think physically, you're gonna look like one of them, or both of them combined, but you don't have to act like them mentally. Oh yeah,

Nick VinZant 27:58

right, like I definitely do some things that my dad does, and then also, specifically don't do some things that my parents do, but you definitely like, usually I've started to notice it. I'm like, Oh my god. Mostly in just mannerisms that I have, like, I'll stand a certain way.

John Shull 28:16

Attitude wise, I'm kind of like my father at times, but I try my best to quell it in the moment and and move

Nick VinZant 28:23

on. Did you get this skin cancer thing removed from your face? I did my nose. That's what it is. Well, that doesn't look too bad. Well, something about the rest of your face now,

Erik Singer 28:38

yes,

John Shull 28:39

it's actually I have Vaseline on it, like a boxer, because it just wouldn't stop bleeding today.

Nick VinZant 28:45

Well, dude, sunscreen. I'll tell

John Shull 28:47

you one more funny joke. For any of you out there, I'm that aren't going to see a video of us. I'm a pretty pasty white guy. Like, Oh yeah, right. Like, yeah, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I'm pretty pasty. I'm German, I'm Irish. Whatever. I thought I did a good job this summer of having a decent tan. And while I was getting checked out this morning, I wear a like a like a Garmin watch or whatever, and that she asked me to take it off. And Nick, you're going to see this. I don't know. You won't post this probably, but shall I Nick my wrist? Look at the difference in color, right?

Nick VinZant 29:24

Okay. On the other side, it's really noticeable. So you are pale, like, like, it hurt my eyes.

John Shull 29:32

I take off my watch. I'm thinking, like, like, look at this tan. And she's like, You are really white. Yeah. Anyway, so apparently I'm not as tan at all that I thought I was, and my sorry holiday ashamed of me this morning. So thank you very much. Sorry to hear

Nick VinZant 29:49

that you're not as tanned you hoped you are. I got

John Shull 29:53

a decent job this summer of being out in the sun and getting you know well you did.

Nick VinZant 29:58

You just got skin care. Answer. Remove you did. You just didn't answer.

John Shull 30:04

And it just went straight to the worst side effect me being pasty. But it's, it's just it was a it was a setback. All right, all you ready, people out there, just know that I'm with you in spirit. So do you

Nick VinZant 30:16

think the pasty people struggle? I've never been a pasty person. Do you feel like pasting this is a struggle that other people don't understand.

John Shull 30:25

I mean, sure, yes, it's like anything I feel. I mean, I if I don't wear sunscreen in a Michigan Sun, which is nothing like a Florida sun and Arizona sun, you know, whatever, I will burn after being outside for 30 minutes like an extreme burn. It's that okay?

Nick VinZant 30:44

Let's rank this so in terms of, like, physical let's just call them issues. I don't know what else you want to call them. You've got bald, short, pasty, overweight. Where are you going to put pasty in terms of bald, short, overweight, pasty,

John Shull 31:09

my top two for sure. I don't know what you order, but my top two would be overweight and pasty. You would put pasty ahead of bald? Yeah, I do not want to be bald and I don't want to be short now. I don't want to be, like, extremely obese.

Nick VinZant 31:24

Oh, I see you're picking it in terms of, I was saying, like, what's the biggest problem? Oh, rank them in terms of, like, number one is the biggest problem and to the worst problem.

John Shull 31:33

Okay, so the so I'd probably, I'd probably go baldness, being overweight, being short and being pasty, being last,

Nick VinZant 31:42

yeah, pasty is definitely the last of those. Yeah, because you can always like, pasty is not that big of a problem

John Shull 31:50

well, and I've also never been in a tanning booth or on a tanning bed, so

Nick VinZant 31:54

you should try it out. Go 20 minutes. I don't know how long it if that's a lot or not very much. But go 20 minutes and just, oh, raw dog. It raw dog, a tanning

John Shull 32:05

definitely, definitely not having it on mine. Well, anyways, power to the pasty. Power to the pasty Ness out there.

Nick VinZant 32:12

I just didn't realize pasting this was such a struggle, I guess. Sorry to hear that.

John Shull 32:18

No, your your feelings are, are heartfelt. Alright, let's give some shout outs here. Hold on. How do I have the worst internet in America? It makes no

Nick VinZant 32:29

Detroit, which is the worst city in America, and the most of your questions were answered right there. All right,

John Shull 32:37

you're such a such a douche sometimes. Arden Patel, Patricia Hayes, Angel Abbott, Bradley, Kane Cooper, but I don't think it's the Bradley Cooper we're thinking of. Probably not Deanne Farley, Cassie Jefferson, barrel, Stevenson, I picked barrel because I like, I like the name barrel. I don't know why barrel. Barrel, yes,

Nick VinZant 33:04

like, that's his first How do you spell it? That's the first name of somebody.

John Shull 33:07

I believe it's a woman via her social media profile.

Nick VinZant 33:12

But I don't you can't name something. You can't name people after inanimate objects. Barrel, doorway, well, sunglasses. It's like, you ran out of me.

John Shull 33:24

It's B, E, R, Y, l, by the way, not barrel. It's maybe, well, maybe it's burl. I don't probably burl. Well, Barry burl for butching it. Butchering your name.

Nick VinZant 33:36

VinZant is enough of a last name that I have to constantly explain to people I don't want to be named barrel, like, how does it alright? Burl burrow.

John Shull 33:46

I just want to yell it for some reason. Borrow Alright, Phyllis Mercer, Esperanza Ferguson and Chi Chi Wagner. We're going to end with chi, chi.

Nick VinZant 34:01

There's no way Phyllis is under the age of 65

John Shull 34:05

I mean, I don't know she liked one of our videos this week, so she may know what it is.

Nick VinZant 34:12

I would like Phyllis let us know if you're under the age of 50.

John Shull 34:17

It's the algorithm. We're hitting the older population again,

Nick VinZant 34:20

in the older generation, huh? That's maybe it has to go to be considered to be attractive. We got to go to the 65 year olds.

Speaker 1 34:27

Maybe we're, do

Nick VinZant 34:28

you think you still got it? Do you think you still got it like, have you gotten a look from a 20 year old?

John Shull 34:35

Well, let me, let me. Let me say two things. One, I never had it, okay. Uh, but yeah. I mean, there's been multiple occasions in the in the past few years where there's been, you know, one where my wife has actually been with me on a couple of those occasions so she can

Nick VinZant 34:52

back, hit on huh? One was open,

John Shull 34:56

blatantly, openly, in public. We were at a Starbucks. Drive through, and I've known the barista for a minute because it was my local Starbucks that I go to maybe once or twice a week, and I pull up and she goes, Oh, who's that next to you in the seat? Is that your friend? And clearly, my kids are in the back seat. My wife's in the passenger seat, and my wife just my wife got so angry. And if you, oh yeah, if you know my wife, to get her mad takes a lot. It was, but it was, it was, it was pretty

Nick VinZant 35:29

awesome. Was she mad at you? Was she mad at the other lady?

John Shull 35:32

She was mad at the other lady, so, oh, but you,

Nick VinZant 35:35

she's mad at you too. Like, there's no way that. Like, if that happens to me, I'm catching all the blame. It doesn't matter if I've like, have never seen this person in the world like, it doesn't matter I'm catching all the blame. She's like, What do you want? Well, you worked out once that's your fault.

John Shull 35:56

I mean, we you know, there was a conversation after as to why I didn't correct her in the moment. And I was like, You, she's being kind. What was that? What was I supposed to cut her off to tell her you're my wife?

Nick VinZant 36:08

Like, no, you should have said that's my ex girlfriend,

John Shull 36:13

ex wife's sister. My wife died yesterday.

Nick VinZant 36:15

Oh, God. Like, I'm just taking care of her kids.

John Shull 36:18

Yeah, my wife would have killed me. Anyways,

Nick VinZant 36:21

your wife is your ex girlfriend, and see how that goes over. That's my ex girlfriend.

John Shull 36:27

I'd like to sleep in my bed this week, so I'm not gonna do that. Okay? Uh, I this just caught my eye over the weekend, and I just felt like talking about it, because, out of all things you're going to steal in the world, why would you steal a three foot Humpty, Dumpty statue from a miniature golf course?

Nick VinZant 36:51

Well, I mean, substances are involved, whether those are a liquid or otherwise, I've stolen somebody's Christmas decorations before I was in high school, maybe I was in the first years of college, but I got drunk and I stole somebody's Christmas decorations, and then I brought them back the next day. And even when I was doing it, friends were like, Why were you, why would you do that? Like, I was like, that's that's not wrong. That's not right. And like, these are not the most upstanding gentlemen gentlemen in the world, either. And even they were like, That's not, you can't do that. That's, that's, you gotta take that back. I did the next day. I was like, sorry, Chris,

John Shull 37:31

you took them back. I had to deliver Baby Jesus back to my colleges administration office because one of my suite mates stole it one night, and then they just left it in our room. Like, what were we gonna do with a baby Jesus statue?

Nick VinZant 37:47

How big was it? Like, how big of a statue we talking?

John Shull 37:51

Well, for, sorry, let me it wasn't a stat. It was like, you know, one of those, like, nativity scenes. Yeah, nativity Baby Jesus women from, like, a Nativity scene. So it was probably two or three feet, you know, long or whatever, but it didn't weigh anything. Was that then plastic? But I woke up, there's Baby Jesus just in the middle of our room.

Nick VinZant 38:11

So I did. I didn't Wow. I did the right. There he is.

John Shull 38:16

That Monday morning, I walked into the admin and building and said, Listen, I don't know how this got to me,

Nick VinZant 38:22

but here did they believe you?

John Shull 38:26

Ah, I, you know what? I don't know. I didn't get question. I gave it to like a landscaping like a maintenance worker. He took it and said, thanks. And that's all that happened.

Nick VinZant 38:36

I guess I wouldn't really be we had our patio furniture stolen a couple of weeks ago, and I, if somebody did, they just brought it back. Was like, Hey, man, I was drunk. Thought this was going to be a good idea to steal your patio furniture. Felt bad about it. I brought it back. I wouldn't be like, it would depend on what they looked like and how old they were, right? Like, if I could clearly tell that this was somebody like, this was habitual, right? Like, if you're tweaking coming up to my yard, that's a little bit different than somebody that maybe just like, hey, I just, I don't know what I was thinking, I'd be like, Oh, I just put it back.

John Shull 39:11

See that. So that's where it's slightly different. I had my car broken into Not, not too, too long ago, and I swear to God, every person I see coming down the street now I like Eagle Eye. I'm like that person. Are those yellow shoes? Because they might have been brown shoes, I don't know, but I think they're yellow. Are you wearing yellow shoes? Because I'm gonna tackle you. If they are. Wow.

Nick VinZant 39:35

Neighborhood Watch over there. Just make sure it's not in the sun. You'll get burned.

John Shull 39:39

Well, once again, I I'm an idiot. Left the car doors unlocked. Have not left my car doors a lot of since then, for that, you're sold.

Nick VinZant 39:49

You're an adult. I think. Mike, alright, unlocked, right now, actually, I should probably check

John Shull 39:53

this. Yeah, if they're gonna steal your patio furniture, they're gonna steal your car.

Nick VinZant 40:00

So that would be the kind of thing, though, that if I just could find out, like, why you thought, how you did it, and why you thought it was a good idea, and why you did it, I would almost be okay with like, you can keep it, just tell me, like, how you did it and why you did it, and then it's yours, these two couches. Like, would you steal two full couches that were locked together? It's a mystery. Like, how did

John Shull 40:26

they do it? I don't even have a car that you could get to, like couches in. I don't even know how I would steal

Nick VinZant 40:33

them, right? That's, that's the thing. I don't know how they even did it. Like patio furniture. It's not like a couch couch, like you could pick it up by yourself, but lock two couches locked together? I don't think so.

John Shull 40:44

Anyway, did you question your wife? Maybe she's trying to pull one on you so she can get new furniture.

Nick VinZant 40:49

Oh, she's not

John Shull 40:52

just saying you might want to ask her tonight.

Nick VinZant 40:54

Track that down.

John Shull 41:00

I just, we've, we've established that many years ago

Nick VinZant 41:04

that every man is all talk when it comes to his wife.

John Shull 41:08

This is another weird one. So in Ghana, when you die, you're not going to get a, you know, a normal burial. You're not going to get a wooden casket. You're gonna get a fantasy box. They call them over there. You can get a grasshopper, you can get a fish, you can get a lion to be buried in.

Nick VinZant 41:31

What's the point of doing that? Like, why are they doing that?

John Shull 41:35

Apparently, and once again, I'm not gonna pretend it. Pretend know anything about the Canadian religion, or any you know, anything like that. But apparently, the more colorful the box or the more extravagance, the more you will be received in the afterlife.

Nick VinZant 41:53

Oh, well, then go for it. Man, get solid gold. Grasshopper. I don't really care what they do, honestly. Like, you could just bury me in the ground without anything around me, I'd be okay with that.

John Shull 42:05

The ocean just had this conversation. I I don't think I want to. I just, just put me in a, in a in an incinerator, put me in an urn, and just let me sit somewhere next to Nick forever. I imagine if our urns were next to each other,

Nick VinZant 42:19

you gotta mix our ashes, so that we'll be get together for all eternity. That would be why? What if you and I decided to get buried next to each other and not our wives, like you could have me and you on they could have we could have, like, two plots next to each other, and then our wives could be on the other side.

John Shull 42:39

I wouldn't care. I mean, I My wife has to both worlds. That's how we do it. I don't know how your wife in a row. My wife, wouldn't

Nick VinZant 42:47

I gotta be buried next to John. Well, she can be buried next to you, just on the other side. We just won't tell them that we're secretly buried next.

John Shull 42:59

Well, I'm naturally going first. So it would be the out of the you three who would go next, and then one of you would have to, you know, like, it had to be my wife. That way. You have to spill the beans to

Nick VinZant 43:10

your wife. Oh, no, you'll be gone first.

John Shull 43:14

Yeah, absolutely. Let's get hit by a bus anyway. Okay, yeah, way to go down a crazy hole. Last week we I briefly brought up the rock in his crazy weight loss.

Nick VinZant 43:31

You bring this up? Have you brought this up the last three weeks? I just want you to know that three weeks in a row,

John Shull 43:36

when question about it, he said, and I quote, I've always been this, this way. It's just the way that the that people have perceived me, and the way that maybe I've been shown on camera before has made me look larger than I am.

Nick VinZant 43:54

That's the biggest bullshit lie that anyone's ever heard, yes, right? Like, that's the biggest crock of bullshit that I've ever heard, like I've always been this way. Okay, get on the scale then, because you're about 50 pounds lighter, like I just couldn't imagine. I don't know if I could do this. And from celebrities to politicians to whoever you want to talk about, I could not just sit there and bold face lie to somebody, not because I couldn't just do it, but like, I would not be willing to compromise who I am that much, that I would just tell a lie like that, that I would just lie so clearly and obviously when, like, no one would ever believe you, he's always been, like a bigger guy and, no, this is just me. This is the real me. You just haven't seen it for 30 years. I've always been this way, like

John Shull 44:51

I was a little thrown. I almost think it wasn't real until, like, it was sourced by two different. Publications that were at this film festival asking him questions. And I was like, Okay, well,

Nick VinZant 45:05

seeing could not just do that. I don't know how. Again, anybody who's in the public eye, whether it's a celebrity or a politician, which could just bolt this just straight, lie like that, and clearly and obviously lie like nope, like like, holding the match and the gasoline standing next to the house that's on fire, and being like, it wasn't me. Well, I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't do that.

John Shull 45:33

I mean, we don't have to talk about the current state of the world. But nobody with a public, you know, with a with an avenue to the public tells the truth anymore. If they ever

Nick VinZant 45:44

do, it's a big problem. Well, I don't think that people really want to hear the truth that much either. Great.

John Shull 45:51

Let's just move on. All right. We need to pay homage to a Do you know legend? I was trying to think of how to describe him, but I'll just say film Legend, Robert Redford, who passed away today.

Nick VinZant 46:09

Oh, he died. I get him and Paul Newman confused, because Paul Newman is the guy that's got the salad dressing.

John Shull 46:20

Jesus man, right, yeah, you're technically correct, but come on.

Nick VinZant 46:26

Man, okay, name me the big Robert Redford movie that you watch all the time, because I can't think of a single one.

John Shull 46:33

I mean, there's two, the shit. Thank you. Hold on a bridge too far is one of them never heard All the President's Men.

Nick VinZant 46:45

Okay, I've heard of that. He's eight, 619, out of the six. He was

John Shull 46:52

old Africa, the natural. He was the natural. Then he was in the MCU for a minute. So 89

Nick VinZant 47:04

oh, wait a minute. I'm going through his 20 essential movies, which looks like a big, massive they must just have these things ready when people die. Actually, I can tell you that, as a former news reporter, there are certain people that you get, like stories ready for when they're gonna pass away, so that you can just air it right afterwards. And it was always interesting to see, like, who we had ready to go. Me, like we just ready to go, just in case, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. But I've never actually seen any of these movies. Hot Rock. Never heard of it. Jeremiah Johnson, I watched that movie for like, four hours and didn't even know what happened, like

John Shull 47:45

I would, I would be more aligned to say he is along the lines of a Gene Hackman, almost.

Speaker 1 47:55

I think he's probably better, right? He's a bigger, yeah, but,

John Shull 48:01

you know, like that level of, you know, a fandom, a

Nick VinZant 48:05

decent proposal, the horse whisperer. I mean, he does, does a lot of movies that, if you look at just the title, you're like, What is this even about? Like, why would anybody want says,

John Shull 48:17

well, he passed away today, 89 years old. So rip Robert Redford,

Nick VinZant 48:25

sorry, I'm being Rob. Alright.

John Shull 48:27

Are you ready? Are we doing our top five? Ready to talk a little food?

Nick VinZant 48:32

Oh, yeah. So our top five is top five foods that are better the next day, like you can have it fresh, but it's almost somehow better than next day. What's your number five?

John Shull 48:42

This is probably a cop out number five, but I feel, I feel like it has to be, like they have to be on the list. But it's like cake, like next day. Cake is, if let me go back a hot second, anything in the fridge. Usually the next day is better. I find so saying that cake is number five for me, I

Nick VinZant 49:07

can't believe you like cake.

Speaker 1 49:10

I love cake. Give me all the cake I

Nick VinZant 49:13

can. Yeah, we people know,

John Shull 49:18

hey, I picked the grown man up and threw him I you know, I caught a man mid

Nick VinZant 49:23

errors of all. Yeah, I'd like you didn't pick him up. You caught him. Caught him. Static strength is different than concentric strength. I don't know if those are the right words, but you can hold a lot more weight than you can pick up. So let's pump the brakes here. And you probably blew out your back. You just don't know it yet, but still, it was good job. I still have to watch that. I keep forgetting. Why wouldn't you like any any dessert? There's not a lot of desserts that really lose their tastiness. Any kind of cake, Brownie, I would make an argument for cookies. I only like cookies when they're like, fresh out of the oven and they're super gooey. But otherwise, I don't think there's many de. Desserts that really lose their flavor.

John Shull 50:02

Oh yeah, you like, you like gooey things I do.

Nick VinZant 50:07

I'm not going down that road with you. I don't like the word gooey. Now that I kept saying it, my number five is mac and cheese. Mac and cheese blends together like the next day and it tastes good. Okay?

John Shull 50:20

I'm, I'm gonna jump into my number four because it's along those lines. But my number four is like, leftover, like brisket or or pulled pork, because the fat will coagulate, and you melt it and, you know, like, you just eat it. And you're like, I don't want to eat this. I'd rather have it melted, but, man, because it's just pure fat, but it tastes so damn good.

Nick VinZant 50:43

Well, you're not like when it cools down and you can see, like, all the fat there, you're not, you don't pick that off. You just eat that. I mean,

John Shull 50:50

it depends. Sometimes we'll pick it off, but like leftover barbecue, cold is, is pretty damn delicious.

Nick VinZant 50:58

Yeah, my number four is slightly along those lines, salmon. I like next day cold salmon. It's good cold. I think it's actually better cold.

John Shull 51:12

I mean, I love sushi and sashimi and the Geary. But thinking of just like you making a Costco plank of salmon, and then eating it cold the next day

Nick VinZant 51:24

makes me want to throw up little mustard on it. No, bro, jam. All right, what's your number three?

John Shull 51:32

Like Thai food, Chinese food. I will eat that the next day cold. No problem. Now I don't like spaghetti or like red sauce, stuff cold, but I will eat Thai food, Chinese food, the next day without a problem.

Nick VinZant 51:48

That's on my honorable mention is essentially any Chinese food, any Asian food next day. I'm okay with that. I like the way it tastes, but my number three is pizza. Okay? I like pizza heated up on the grill.

John Shull 52:02

I have pizza on my list a little bit higher, actually,

Nick VinZant 52:06

yeah, well, that's because you're not thinking outside of the box, but you're number two.

John Shull 52:10

Then what does that mean? My number two is pizza.

Nick VinZant 52:16

Oh, okay, I can, I can, I can see it going as I think a lot of people would probably have that in their top three they would have next day. Pizza is pretty good.

John Shull 52:24

Pizza is, I mean, it could be any pizza, thin pizza, round pizza, square pizza, triangle pizza, octagon and all pizza.

Nick VinZant 52:34

Think that's pretty much all the kinds of pizza, all the shapes of pizza, right? My number two is chili, but I could also extend that number two to any stews or soups. They just gel together over the next couple of days, and they seem to taste better now.

John Shull 52:53

This is gonna make no sense to anybody, but I will eat next day barbecue, but next day soups, if they start to like, you know, break apart. No, man, I can't do it. It grosses me out too much.

Nick VinZant 53:08

Oh, well, I reheat it. I mean, I'm reheating all these. I'm not eating anything cold, except for the salmon. I'll eat that cold,

John Shull 53:14

which, that makes no sense. That's like, the one thing you should like, reheat. That's what I like.

Nick VinZant 53:23

Okay, here against your number one, you're just gonna wait. You're gonna wait it out. Well, I'm more cancer.

John Shull 53:33

That isn't cool.

Nick VinZant 53:34

Man, that was, that was, that was too rude. That's too rude. That's my van.

John Shull 53:38

Um, what up? No, so my, my number one's pretty simple, and it's just hamburgers, fast food hamburgers, regular hamburgers. There's nothing like a good next day hamburger, man, it's just delicious.

Nick VinZant 53:57

What do you do about the bread? Though? The bread is what ruins it for me, like you can never get bread to reheat the right way.

John Shull 54:05

Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong, you're not wrong, but you're not right.

Nick VinZant 54:12

Well, you can't take you can't change out the bread either, because it kind of sticks to everything. So that's why I wouldn't even put anything. I wouldn't put anything with bread in my top 10 because you just can't reheat the bread, and you can't really, like, peel it off the right way and replace it with new bread. So I don't know what you're doing.

John Shull 54:30

Man, I don't, I don't know why, but it's freaking delicious.

Nick VinZant 54:35

Okay, my number one is spaghetti. I will actually cook spaghetti on a Monday and then not eat it and then reheat it on a Tuesday. I'll even do it the same day. I'll cook it earlier in the day, wait for it to get cold, then reheat it in a frying pan, spaghetti the next day, like in a frying pan, is so much better, so much better.

John Shull 54:58

It's interesting. Mm. Never, never tried that. But, like I said, I'm not a big fan of red sauce leftovers.

Nick VinZant 55:07

Well, okay, I don't have anything else left to say. Do you have any honorable mentions?

John Shull 55:13

Chicken, like any, any grilled something like hot dogs. I mean, obviously hamburgers, my number one. But hot dogs, sausages, like a little sauce before you go to bed.

Nick VinZant 55:24

Sometimes, I'm sure you do okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out and let us know what you think are the best leftovers? Like, what foods make the best leftovers? I'm telling you I would rather have leftover spaghetti than fresh spaghetti. You.

Psychedelics Advocate Zach Leary

As the son of Timothy Leary, Zach Leary has spent his life at the forefront of the psychedelics movement. We talk the growing legalization of psychedelics, the use of psychedelics in therapy and psychedelic experiences that changed him forever.

Then, it’s Halle Berry and Don Cherry vs, Bob Lemon and Julius Peppers as we countdown the Top 5 Celebrities with fruit names.

00:00: Intro

01:16: What are Psychedelics

03:57: How Psychedelics are Changing

06:06: Psychedelics Legalization

11:01: What Magic Mushroom are Like

12:30: What Ayahuasca is Like

15:28: How Psychedelics Changed Me

16:56: What Ketamine is Like

18:06: States where Legalization is Likely

20:33: Being Timothy Leary's Son

22:00: Finding Yourself

25:36: Pointless

51:02: Top 5 Fruit Celebrities

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Interview with Psychedelics Advocate Zach Leary

Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant, coming up in this episode, psychedelics and

Zach Leary 0:21

fruit, whether you know it or not, whether you feel like, oh, psychedelics aren't for me, these things aren't a good idea. They're dangerous, whatever, our entire way of living and cultural construct was completely changed by psychedelics for a lot of people, and like the way I grew up, it was really just to have a spiritual, mystical kind of consciousness, expanding reality, bending experience. Well, the active psychedelic ingredient in Ayahuasca is DMT. And DMT that the tryptamine, dimethylated tryptamine is the most powerful psychedelic on the planet.

Nick VinZant 0:54

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because he has been at the forefront of the psychedelic movement for more than 20 years. This is psychedelics advocate Zach Leary. So when we talk about psychedelics, what are we talking

Zach Leary 1:21

about, generally speaking, we're talking about MDMA, psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, Ayahuasca, San Pedro, wachuma, DMT, five, MEO, and, to a lesser degree, ketamine, as well, compounds, medicines, drugs that elicit psychedelic effects. The word psychedelic is relatively new in the English language and the vernacular. It was only coined in the 1950s by one of the first rounds of psychedelic therapists, a guy named Dr Humphrey Osmond, and the word means mind manifesting. Okay, so I'm

Nick VinZant 1:58

familiar with like I live in Washington, I engage in the things that Washington legally allows. I think I've tried mushrooms. When I was much younger, we had no all know the effects of alcohol. When you talk about psychedelics, what's generally the effect that someone is going for? Like, what are they trying to accomplish when they take them

Zach Leary 2:17

for a lot of people and, like, the way I grew up, it was really just have a spiritual, mystical kind of consciousness, expanding reality, bending experience that allows you to pierce the veil and see reality in a different light. But a lot of people these days really come into using psychedelics for mental health reasons, for depression, PTSD, anxiety and things like that. So what you're going to get out of it is kind of what you put into it, in a way. But the general thing, I think, which you can pretty much guarantees, like, what you're going to experience is some form of ego disillusion, right?

Nick VinZant 2:57

Like, when you look at alcohol, you kind of to just put it bluntly, right, like I'm gonna get fucked up, right? Is that the same kind of place that people currently are coming to psychedelics for?

Zach Leary 3:09

Definitely not. On a general level, absolutely not. Of course, there are outliers who do use psychedelics irresponsibly and overuse them recreationally and use them as escapist tools to just get fucked up. But I think for the most part, the vast majority of people who use psychedelics do not use them for that. In large part, that's because if you do use them for that, that's most likely what not what's going to happen if you're looking to escape and just kind of numb your feelings, like alcohol does or or what opiates do, or something like that. Psychedelics aren't going to do that for you. So it's pretty hard to just to get fucked up and run around and create chaos, you know? But sure, there are outliers,

Nick VinZant 3:58

like when I kind of think of psychedelics, right? Like mine go My mind goes back to the 70s, that kind of stuff. How has that in? Let's just say the average person's mind like, how has psychedelics kind of changed? Where are we at today with them? Would you say,

Zach Leary 4:17

Yeah, look, there's no question that. Like the American and the introduction to psychedelics in the West, at least on a mass level, really happened in the 60s and 70s, right through the counter culture, the hippie movement, and that spawned, you know, a tremendous shift in our culture. You know, whether you know it or not, whether you feel like, oh, psychedelics aren't for me, these things aren't a good idea. They're dangerous, whatever, our entire way of living and cultural construct was completely changed by psychedelics. Look at your record collection, look at music, look at pop culture, look at art. Look at the civil rights movement, the anti Vietnam War movement, Earth Day, the ecology movement, the sexual revolution, all of these things kind of respond from. Psychedelics. But so when it kind of introduced, was introduced on a mass level, it definitely, you know, there was a lot of serious research going on before that, in the 50s and early 60s for to treat alcoholism depression, and it was really kind of a response to psychology at the time. And then, of course, you know, the counter culture happened, and legitimate psychedelic research kind of went underground. And in the last 20 years, we've seen an incredible resurgence of psychedelic research from very, very credible institutions like Johns, Hopkins, NYU, the VA with the whole maps, PTSD, MDMA treatment and so many others so psychotic have come a long way in terms of, I mean, sure they're still used recreationally, you know, in kind of big subculture, things like Burning Man or whatever, things like that. But I think what we're also seeing now is a much larger understanding and acceptance, that these are very powerful healing tools as well. Do you think that it

Nick VinZant 6:05

can kind of go mainstream? Because kind of forgive me for the choice of words, but I'm not smart enough to use other ones in this terms. But it seems to me that it's never about what somebody is doing, it's always about who is doing it, and alcohol is normal because the normal people do it, and marijuana is now normal because the normal people do it. Can psychedelics get to that level? Or is it always going to be like, Yeah, but the normal people aren't doing it.

Zach Leary 6:35

Well, when you say the normal people aren't doing it, I do think that has changed a lot, especially in the last decade, you're hearing a lot more people who you would not think would be psychedelic advocates, kind of coming out of the closet and kind of being cheerleaders for psychedelic research, even people who I generally think are, you know, terrible people like politically, you know. And I couldn't disagree with them more, yet, there they are, you know, stumping for psychedelics, you know. So it's a really weird time that we live in when we see, you know, pretty alt right conservatives who I think are kind of abhorrent in their normal lives, but, you know, they are out there really stumping for the positive effects of psychedelics as a healing modality. So a lot of bridges have really been kind of mended through this. So, you know, that whole thing about normal people, I think that's starting to kind of go out the window. Can it be mainstream like cannabis and alcohol? You know, I'm not sure. There was really recently a rant study that came out a couple years ago. It came out a year ago, but the research was from two years prior to that, and I think the year was 2022 they estimated that 4.5 million Americans did psychedelic mushrooms that year. That's a pretty big number, but will it have the same mass kind of use potential as some of those other things? Probably not. I do think that there's a finite sort of ceiling, you know, in that. I don't think psychs are for everyone, even I admit that and concede that, you know, they're not for everyone. They're pretty powerful tools, and that's not for everyone

Nick VinZant 8:13

if, let's say, on a scale of one to 10, if five is over the hump, so to speak, where do you think we kind of are on that scale, and like, 10 would be alcohol,

Zach Leary 8:23

you know, yeah, I think we're definitely over the hump. I think we're probably in a six or seven, and it's a good metaphor. I appreciate that for sure. You know, I'm definitely seeing, I mean, I've seen social acceptance, and, yeah, social acceptability and kind of the kind of general viewpoint on permissibility changed more in the last seven years ish than it had in the previous 60 years.

Nick VinZant 8:52

What do you think's the hold up? Are we talking society, or are we talking more legal,

Zach Leary 8:56

both, both. You know, I think the hold up is that so much of what we're seeing in the psychedelic movement right now is a course correction of 60 years of disinformation. You know, there's so there was so much effective propaganda put out in the late 60s and early 70s thanks to the war on drugs, and it takes a long time to course correct.

Nick VinZant 9:20

Would legalization like if we're talking whatever level of legalization we're talking about? Yeah. Is that possible? Really possible? Yeah.

Zach Leary 9:33

You know, my answer on that has changed a lot over the years. You know, it's kind of a strange irony in my life. The more the older I get, and the more involved I am in this community, the less of a zealot I become, you know, had you asked me 15 years ago, I was definitely one of those guys who was like, Hey, let's put acid in the water supply and we're going to make a better world, you know. And I'm not so sure I feel that way anymore. So I. Yeah, in terms of legalization, what we're kind of seeing now, at least look like in Oregon and Colorado, is a very kind of tempered rollout of psychedelic under psychedelic use under the care of or supervision of a therapist or a healer, or you go to a healing center, or things like that. It's not quite at the state yet where you can just walk to the head shop and buy an answer shrooms or anything like that. So I think for the next couple decades, in terms of legalization, of policy change, it's definitely going to be in under the umbrella of psychedelic assisted therapy. Even as things start to become decriminalized. I still think legal use is going to be kind of under that those kind of parameters, so to speak, before we see you being able to walk into the head shop where you went you got the receipt, and also on the shelf is a bag of mushrooms. And that will happen eventually, but it has to go slow.

Nick VinZant 11:02

So can we do this? Can we kind of, I'll name and psychedelic essentially like, Okay, what it does? Your experience with it? Chance of full legalization or chance of broad legalization? Start with, I guess, the easy one, mushroom.

Zach Leary 11:17

When we're talking about macro doses, there's micro doses and macro doses, and macro doses two very different things, but when we're talking about macro doses, which is basically like, you know, a gram and a half or more, you know, some somewhere like that, they can expect to have a four to six hour experience. And the more you do, the more kind of out of your ego, out of your body, and into a place of just observation that you've become. So that means, if you take three grams of mushrooms, it's not like you're going out and going to a party. You are in a very controlled environment, perhaps at your home or with a loved one, or enough with a friend, and you've created kind of a ceremonial special container to have this experience in so you are safe and there aren't external distractions, and the music is good and the setting is good, and your set, which is your mindset, has been looked into ahead of time. So that's basically what you can expect and how you should be using them. High possibility for legal, full legalization of all of them, that is the one that has the most chance of widespread legalization,

Nick VinZant 12:30

Ayahuasca.

Zach Leary 12:32

Ayahuasca is used under the care of a shaman, right and a shaman who has been initiated into an Ayahuasca lineage like Saint Peru or Brazil, most commonly the Ayahuasca tourism. People who go to Peru, they sit with a shaman from the Shipibo tribe. They have been using ayahuasca for hundreds and hundreds of years, and it is really just woven into their culture of ceremonial and sacred use, and that is a very comprehensive and long experience that takes a lot of preparation and a lot of planning and requires a lot of care and considerations before going into it very, very serious psychedelic so it will never be legal in the sense that you can just buy it off of the shelf and use it. It could be legal in some circumstances, like what we're seeing in Colorado, where you can go to a healing center and experience it, but that one is not for anybody just to be using on their own.

Nick VinZant 13:41

What kind of an experience is it? Well,

Zach Leary 13:43

the active psychedelic ingredient in Ayahuasca is DMT. And DMT that the tryptamine, dimethylate tryptamine is the most powerful psychedelic on the planet. Extremely visual, extremely consciousness altering, extremely ego dissolving. So when you go into an Ayahuasca state, for the most part, you are visiting another place, like, you know, Zach and Nick are no longer Zach and Nick, you know, for those eight to 12 hours, you are taken some place else. And what that place is, you know, different people feel have different opinions on that. If you ask the native the indigenous leaders and elders, you know they believe that Ayahuasca is a disembodied teacher, and they're actually teachers within these plants that are there to show us other that are there to teach us, that are there to heal us, so you are taken to a different place and really observing your consciousness, your life and your place in the universe in a very, very unique way.

Nick VinZant 14:53

I'm I'm like, do it? Do whatever the hell you want to do. Like, for me, that's like, Nope.

Unknown Speaker 14:59

Not. For everyone that is, that's I got

Nick VinZant 15:01

too many questions about reality as it is. If that makes any it's a lot, it's a lot, a lot, right? It's not

Zach Leary 15:07

but, but I will say, though, yes, it's a lot. However, when used with care and preparation, that's also extremely safe. You know, the worst that will happen is you might not enjoy those eight to 12 hours, but you'll come back from it a different person. You know, it's not like it's going to harm you.

Nick VinZant 15:28

Just talking about some of the most powerful ones, right? Like, can people go down a road where it fundamentally changes them? Like, Oh, I'm a different person after doing this,

Zach Leary 15:39

I am a different person after doing it 100% you know, the person that I was before psychedelics and after psychedelics, and it's a completely, completely different person. You know? It completely changed my worldview, changed my relationship to my spirituality, changed my relationship to my ego. Yeah, it is life changing.

Nick VinZant 16:03

Do you think, though, kind of, I don't know if devil's advocate is the right thing, right? But, like, is it really the psychedelic, or is it the time and the place in the person's life? Like, just to throw this out there, right? Like, would you have had this change if you found Jesus or Buddha or anything like that. Or do you think it's no it's It's this. It's something about

Zach Leary 16:27

this. There's no one road to discovering, you know that awakening. There are many. You know, of course, I'm discovering the Buddha, Jesus, Krishna, whatever it is. You know, those things are very valid paths as well. But I will say this, I get Alex express routes. You know, they will get you there, really, really, really quickly. They won't keep you there, but they will take you there, and what you do with it afterwards is kind of up to

Nick VinZant 16:55

you. Ketamine, that's another one. I keep hearing a lot

Zach Leary 16:59

about. Ketamine is legal right now, yeah, not for recreational use, but every major city in America has, you know, you're in Seattle, there's probably a dozen ketamine clinics there, just as there are, where I live in Austin, where you could go and sign up for a series of ketamine infusions to treat a variety of mental health conditions under the care of ketamine assisted therapist. And you go and have a pretty extensive intake and screening and etc, etc. And then you know, when it's time for your infusion, they take you to a very quiet room, hopefully, and you're under the care of a psychedelic assisted therapy when done right. Anyway, not all kind of mean clinics do it right, but those that do do and you get the injection and you have a 45 to 60 minute experience that is pretty powerful, yeah. So it is legal in in a medicinal, clinical

Nick VinZant 18:01

sense. Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted

Unknown Speaker 18:04

questions, yeah,

Nick VinZant 18:06

state where you think this is moving forward, the fastest, state where there's no chance, like new chances is happening,

Zach Leary 18:16

Colorado, moving the fastest. No chance, and I'm not no chance, but very, very, very far down the road the Deep South, yeah, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, things basically

Nick VinZant 18:32

your personal favorite, your least personal favorite,

Zach Leary 18:35

mushrooms and MDMA. Certainly LSD is, you know, is really what changed me the most, but these days, probably mushrooms and MDMA my least favorite, um, ketamine.

Nick VinZant 18:53

I always thought that LSD and acid are the same thing. They are same thing. They are the same thing. Okay, that always threw me off, yeah. But does acid kind of have like to me, when I think of acid, I think of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and like for me, like that looks awful, right? Is that a reputation of it or is like, no, that's not really true.

Zach Leary 19:17

That's not really true. No. I mean, look at the Summer of Love and Golden Gate Park in San Francisco in 1967 you know that's acid as well. You know peace and love and dancing around and loving your neighbor and listen to amazing music, and making records like Sergeant peppers and and completely changing the world. So now there's many ends of it,

Nick VinZant 19:38

and MDMA and MDMA ecstasy in Molly, is that all the same thing, or that, like, it's not the same,

Zach Leary 19:44

but it's it is the same thing. But it's a good question, one worth clarifying, because MDMA is a very complicated molecule to make. It's very sophisticated, and because it's so sophisticated, what has been called at. Seat or Molly and made its way into the club scene or the street scene, or, you know, high school and college parties. That is not pure MDMA. It's adulterated and poorly made, and that is because the demand cannot keep up the supply. So there's a lot of bad MDMA out there, and they call it ecstasy or Molly. And a lot of people who have had Molly experiences, they probably have not had pure mtma Because it's hard to get

Nick VinZant 20:33

this one is very broad. What's it like being Timothy Leary's son?

Zach Leary 20:38

It's complicated. It's largely inspiring, largely great. And, you know, he was an amazing teacher, and just an extraordinary mind, so so gifted and so prolific, and he was a great father. The other side of it is, yeah, it's hard to grow up with somebody who's that brilliant and that famous, you know, it was not an easy transition for me. You know, everybody you know who thinks that growing up with a famous father of any kind, you know, not just like I did. Yeah, they think, they think they have it made and, oh, life is so easy. You've been gifted the world. And I would encourage you to rethink that it's not the case.

Nick VinZant 21:23

If you were gonna put a date on full legalization, what would your bet be in enough states that you would say, like the same thing with kind of cannabis where you would for the most part, that's pretty much legal.

Zach Leary 21:37

It is. But still, interestingly enough, cannabis is still a schedule one drug. On a federal level, you know, it's not enforced that way, but the insanity of it is, it's still a schedule one drug, which is the same as meth and cocaine and heroin. So go figure. But on a state level, in enough states, I would say, by 2030 what would

Nick VinZant 22:01

you say that you've learned like for you, what was the biggest thing that you've learned throughout your experience with psychedelics?

Zach Leary 22:09

The biggest thing that I've learned is that's lots of answers there, but the biggest thing that I've learned is how to get in touch with my own voice, with my own expression of who it is that I am. And psychedelics have really helped me to kind of chip away at my insecurities and my thinking that I'm not enough, that I don't have anything to offer the world, and really shown me that, you know, my authentic mind, heart, spirit, that I do have a lot to offer the world, and has really helped to get me in touch with my voice, and I'd say, also my connection to spirit. You know, I'm pretty spiritual person, not super religious or anything, but pretty spiritual, and psychedelics definitely helped me jump start my connection to the universal truth, whatever it is that we call God.

Nick VinZant 23:10

Know you got a new book coming out, already came out, came out in April. Tell me a little bit about it.

Zach Leary 23:16

Yeah, it's called your extraordinary mind psychedelics in the 21st Century, and how to use them. I'd say it's 25% autobiographical, 25% prescriptive. In that prescriptive, I mean, there's like question sets and workbooks in there to help people use psychedelics wisely and safely, and then 50% commentary on my decades being in this movement. A lot of the research from the past, but also a lot of the current trends and what we're seeing. So a lot of commentary on that and kind of plotting the best way forward. But if you're new to psychedelics, I think the book is very friendly for the newcomer, for someone who's just mildly curious, it's not overly technical, it's not overly intellectual. I think it's pretty approachable and accessible.

Nick VinZant 24:05

When you think of like when people kind of get into it and they're taking it for a spiritual journey to help with their mental health, what's usually the mistake that they kind of make,

Zach Leary 24:15

rushing into it. There has been so much press in the last decade around psychedelics, sort of like this miracle cure for treating PTSD, or this miracle cure for depression or anything like that. A lot of people, I noticed, just read the headlines and are like, Oh, wow, I've tried everything else. It's failed. I've tried every other medication, and I've tried all these forms of therapy, and it's failed and I'm still stuck, and I can just take this and it's just going to cure me, and that is a huge, huge mistake. These things do not cure you, and you are highly advised to take it very slow and be very cautious and really do your homework, especially. Especially with mental health, while it can be very successful, and the efficacy rates speak for themselves, it's done very cautiously and prudently with the help of experts, you know. So that's the biggest mistake you can you can do is rushing into

Nick VinZant 25:16

it. I want to thank Mr. Leary so much for joining us if you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media accounts. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information, as well as a link to his new book in the description of this episode. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. Would you eat out alone like go to a restaurant, sit at a table by yourself?

John Shull 25:50

Does going to a bar and sitting in a bar count? Does have to be a table?

Nick VinZant 25:55

No, I think going to a bar alone is different, as long as it's a neighborhood bar, and as long as you belly up to the bar, I think that's acceptable, not that eating by yourself is wrong in any way. Just like, I don't know if I would have the social courage to do that. I don't think I could enjoy it. I would just feel like everybody was looking at me the whole time.

John Shull 26:16

Actually, the only time that I've ever done that was my couple of internet dates that left me.

Nick VinZant 26:23

How many times did you get stood up?

Unknown Speaker 26:26

Three times? Remember, we we've talked about this.

Nick VinZant 26:31

Remember it wasn't, I don't remember the various details of all the times I got stood up once, and it was apparently legitimately an accident. I don't know if that's actually true or not, but I believed them.

John Shull 26:46

Well, one was kind of your fault for me, because you wouldn't stop frigging texting me. Remember that

Nick VinZant 26:52

wasn't getting stood up. She was there. You just didn't pay attention to her.

John Shull 26:56

I mean, well, the other two showed up, but then they left, and I had to eat without them, so, well, I was there without them.

Nick VinZant 27:03

Oh, they showed up and left.

Unknown Speaker 27:07

Yeah, you know this. We've talked about this. I

Nick VinZant 27:09

don't remember it, though. And I'd also like to re go. I'd like to relive your humiliation. How long like out Wait? How long did the date last?

John Shull 27:20

It is so the first one was we ordered drinks, and she looked at me and said, I just don't think this is going to work out. And left, dang.

Nick VinZant 27:30

How did you feel? How did you feel at that moment?

John Shull 27:34

Think I went out that night. The second one was more brutal, because we have been talking for quite a while. Finally, went to a very nice steak house in downtown Orlando. Order drinks. Everything seems to be going well. Order food. She goes to the bathroom, comes back, grabs my hand. I'm like, this is kind of weird. Looks at me and goes, you just don't look like what your profile picture? Were you

Nick VinZant 28:03

using a fake profile picture? Were you catfishing people?

John Shull 28:08

Was not cat? No, I ended up later finding out that she was kind of a Nepo baby, and I had no chance from the get. And that was that was kind of that. But she waited until after we had ordered food to do that. So then she leaves, and the waiter comes over, and she's like, Sir, we've the chefs already started preparing the meals. I don't think I can get us to take this off. And I was like, that's fine. And I remember I took her meal home and had it like, I don't know the next day or for I don't know lunch or dinner.

Nick VinZant 28:44

Did it taste good? Or did it remind you of your pain? Oh, I mean, I

John Shull 28:47

was already over it. I probably went out with you both nights, you know, after that.

Nick VinZant 28:52

So I don't know if I ever had, I only had one girl that I went on a date with that I was just like, You know what? What are the we don't need to do this again. Only one time you were catfishing people with your picture

John Shull 29:08

was not, was it? You? I know this is where it was gonna go. I don't know that. I know see,

Nick VinZant 29:13

but men look like their pictures generally. Now a woman, yeah, you can see a picture of a woman, and then she can do her makeup or her hair dressed differently and look completely different. I don't think, I think guys generally look the same. Were you using a picture from, like, 10 years before?

John Shull 29:33

No, it was. It was a college picture, but I was less than seven years removed from college,

Nick VinZant 29:40

so you were using a picture that was seven years old,

John Shull 29:43

yeah, but I haven't changed that much like

Nick VinZant 29:48

I mean, they didn't think that you looked like you. I actually I understand, because I have a LinkedIn bio that I use a picture that's probably five or six years

John Shull 29:58

old now she just wasn't like. A good person, and I it was just a bad decision. But the best part of the whole story is I was so butthurt by that moment that I stopped online dating, killed my liver at the bars that went good, killed my liver, decided to go back on online dating, and that's how I met my wife.

Nick VinZant 30:22

So no, there is, like, there's definitely things where you realize that all of these things led you to one place or another. Like, can you think of decisions at points in your life where if you had made a decision, you would be in a completely, totally different place than you are now, not a big decision, but a little decision.

John Shull 30:43

I also think back to man, should I have made those decisions and see where life, you know, would have taken me?

Nick VinZant 30:50

That's all I want when I die. That's what I want when I die, is to go to wherever you're going, imagining that you get to go somewhere like imagine that you get to go somewhere, the only thing that the thing that I would really want to know when I died, I would want like a review of all the different things I could have done, like if you would have chose option A, here this is what would have happened to you if you would have chose option B. This is what would have happened to you. I would just like a review when I die of all the things that I could have done. I PowerPoint presentation,

John Shull 31:26

because, like, what if, I mean, it's not like, I'm unhappy at all with my life. I'm grateful for it. But like, what if you die in, you know, if you would have taken that cross country move and you would have become a billionaire and had the model wife, and, you know, like, I don't want, I don't need to know that. You know what I mean, I don't I don't want to look back. I don't want to have a real shown to me when I pass away.

Nick VinZant 31:50

Oh, I would love to have a real shown to me. Like, you could have been this, or you could have been this, because you're definitely going to have some that are better, and probably going to have some that are worse. I would just like to see what the possibilities would have been for my life. That's what I want when I die,

John Shull 32:08

when I die assuming I'm going to die much sooner than all of you if I keep eating six cheeseburgers a day and drinking coke like it's chocolate milk, I really just, I really just want to hang out with you all in the afterlife. That's all I want. Want my wife, my kids, my friends. I don't need anything else.

Nick VinZant 32:27

Do you really think that you could be with your wife for eternity?

John Shull 32:33

I mean, what? I guess so the first question that comes to mind is like, what's what's the other option just being alone?

Nick VinZant 32:40

Could you think that you could spend the rest of eternity with your wife, with anybody, like the next 20 million years? How long have you been married? 35 million years?

John Shull 32:54

I mean, of course not. But if I had to pick anyone, I'd pick her.

Nick VinZant 32:59

Sure. I wonder how long, okay, if you had to put a number on it, how long? How many years total Do you think you could spend with your wife? You'll get me in trouble. Like, could you get Okay, let's do it in digits. Could you get three digits? Like, 100 years, 100 years to 999 years. Could you get three digits? Could you get three digits? Could you

John Shull 33:24

get four digits? But like, I'm not aging right, the years are just passing.

Nick VinZant 33:27

You're both trapped in what you are, both set in what you consider to be your prime. How long could you legitimately spend with your

Speaker 1 33:37

life? I mean, hitting three digits would be tough.

Nick VinZant 33:41

100 years married to the same person would be pretty hard. Like, at some point, I think you would shake hands and be like, let's go try something else for a little while, see you in 100 years.

John Shull 33:51

I mean, I think you would definitely try some other things, but I think the love is still there in a relationship that lasts. Isn't that part of it? Isn't that what all these people who have been married for? Been married for 5060 years say is that, you know, there's a lot of hard times, but there's more good

Nick VinZant 34:07

ones, right? But that's 50 or 60 years, not like 1000 years.

John Shull 34:12

I don't even know what I would do if, like, I was alive for 1000 years. Maybe we are, who knows what happens when you die? No one knows.

Nick VinZant 34:21

I mean, I think that it would be potentially so, like, boring, like, what are you gonna do today?

John Shull 34:29

Well, I mean, have you? Did you ever have an in Did you ever have an in law that was this in law, you know, you're talking about death or whatever, and out of nowhere, they just, they just come out of the blue, and they're, well, you know, when you die, all you do is die, your soul goes away, and you just, there's nothing, not there's nothing when you die.

Nick VinZant 34:50

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, not that realistic. Well, I mean, why not tell people that that's personally what I believe. I would love to believe something else, but I think. At the end of it, you just die. I mean,

John Shull 35:02

what happens to your I mean, we don't need to talk about this. I just what happens to your soul, what happens to your mind?

Nick VinZant 35:08

Like, where were you before you were born? If you're this timeless being, where were you before birth? Shuts that whole thing down, doesn't it, sure

John Shull 35:19

does. Man Well anyways, right?

Nick VinZant 35:22

Like, if you're going to live in eternity, where were you before you were born?

John Shull 35:26

But what if you, if you believe in reincarnation,

Nick VinZant 35:30

yeah, but then is that really you? It's, it's a whole thing, right? Nobody would like

John Shull 35:38

this, yeah, religion is like politics. We've always stayed away on this show, and I think we should continue.

Nick VinZant 35:45

I don't know if it's religion. I think it's just a discussion about like, I just think, you know what it's over. You have a good run. You try to make the best of it that you can, because nobody knows what they're doing in life. Nobody, nobody knows

John Shull 35:58

so, so you mentioned, you made me think so. You mentioned, when you you live, you die, you know, you want to see it a reel of what could have been. What if you die too soon? Would you want to see what life could have been?

Nick VinZant 36:13

Oh, I would want to see all the possibilities. Because even if, like, you blew it, and you were supposed to be the president of the world, but you made all of the wrong decisions. At least you could have seen what you were capable of. I don't think most people really get to find out what they're capable of.

John Shull 36:30

Yeah, I don't, because we can't. We all, most of us, live in a society where we can't realistically do that.

Nick VinZant 36:38

No, it's a weird thing in which we all kind of, it's like all of us try to get through the door at the same time, and we kind of get in each other's way. Okay, let's move on.

John Shull 36:49

Let's get some shout outs here. All right. We're gonna start with a good one, King Compton. What a name. King Compton, Valentino, Humphrey, Caroline, Pittman, Ramona V Gordon, Luna. Shout out to Luna. Love best club ever, Metro, Detroit. Journey. Dawson, Gordon, lunatic, Halley waters, Remy Garrett, Magnus.

Nick VinZant 37:17

Peterson, hmm, I don't mind the Magnus name, but you need to be like Swedish or Finnish or some Netherland, like

John Shull 37:24

country. Speaking of the that guy from Game of Thrones, the big the mountain. Remember him out? Yeah, yeah. He just set the world record for the heaviest deadlift.

Unknown Speaker 37:35

Cool.

John Shull 37:36

I think his name is Magnus. That's why I brought that

Nick VinZant 37:39

up. His name is Thor, by the way,

John Shull 37:43

I don't know, uh, Hannah Cox, Alina Abbott, and we're going to end here with Maximilian Esparza. No, probably just Max.

Nick VinZant 37:52

Probably Max. I don't mind the name Remy if you're a man, though you need to be from Louisiana, because all I think about is gaming Remy level.

John Shull 38:05

So this is all theoretical here, but I was having a conversation somebody, and it made me, made me wonder, you take away, like, say, you take away New Orleans from Louisiana.

Nick VinZant 38:16

New Orleans, yes,

John Shull 38:18

Louisiana sucks. Then right? Like no one would go to Louisiana. You would not want to be in Louis, Louisiana, if it wasn't for New Orleans.

Nick VinZant 38:26

Well, I mean, assuming that something else wouldn't just take its place, and all the people would go to like, Baton Baton Rouge. No, no, I think that's French. But a lot of places are like that. Like, you lose, sure. I mean, you lose the big city in any state, and the state becomes much less interesting. I think the only exceptions you could make for that would be California and Texas. Like you lose Houston, you still got Dallas, you lose LA, you still got San Francisco, but if you lose Seattle, you got nothing.

John Shull 38:56

But you lose Orlando, you have Miami.

Nick VinZant 39:00

Oh yeah, I guess Tampa, Texas, Florida, California.

John Shull 39:07

You got to put New York in there, because you lose buffalo. You have New York City. You lose New York City, you still have buffalo.

Nick VinZant 39:14

I don't know if buffalo quite don't white. So look, I have a Buffalo Bills bandana, and actually, I don't, the dog has one. Gotta have to wear that. So the dog has to wear every single game day. Now, because they won in a massive comeback, we don't need to know. We don't need to go into why the Buffalo Bills are a team that's on the rise and a good team, and a team with a history of at least being a winning organization, right? A good organization. We don't have to talk about the Detroit Lions, which are going to hit their peak, which is losing in the first round, the first game of the playoffs. That is the peak of the Detroit Lions. Grit. Does the grit involve winning?

John Shull 39:55

Does the grid involve winning a game? For those of you out there that aren't aware, and I don't. Blame you. The Buffalo Bills went to four straight Super Bowls in the early 90s and lost every one of them.

Nick VinZant 40:06

Oh, so coming in second is somehow worse than losing in the first round of the playoffs. It's like, oh, you're not a good team because you got to the Super Bowl and lost. We're a better team because we lose in the first round.

John Shull 40:19

If we were having this debate for real. Yes, I would say coming in second, I would rather finish last. I would rather not.

Nick VinZant 40:27

It doesn't make them a better team. Like, oh, it's, you know who the better team is. Look this, this, the team that plays second is not as good as the team that placed 14th.

John Shull 40:38

I'm not saying that the lions were better than the bills or

Nick VinZant 40:42

lines have never been good at anything, except for the losing.

John Shull 40:45

They were one quarter away from getting to a Super Bowl two years ago. They were a good team.

Nick VinZant 40:51

Oh, so they were a good team because they were one quarter away from getting to a Super Bowl.

John Shull 40:55

I'm just saying you're I mean, is that your rush now for what's Why are you such a troll? I'm gonna because you a costume,

Nick VinZant 41:01

because you said that they were a good team last year and they were one win away from getting to the Super Bowl, while also making fun of the bills for getting to four straight Super Bowls.

John Shull 41:11

I was making fun of the organization, not the bills in general. You would be dumb to say that Josh Allen isn't the best player possibly in the game of football right now,

Nick VinZant 41:20

is he better than Sebastian Janikowski? I don't think so.

John Shull 41:25

That, my friends, is all you need to know about Nick's opinion on

Nick VinZant 41:29

the greatest athlete of all time, Sebastian Janikowski and Bartolo cologne and Rick and keel when he used to throw pitches into the stands. But anyway,

John Shull 41:37

Bartolo cologne is actually pretty hilarious. I love. Not gonna lie to you, check him out on social media. He's pretty funny. If you've never heard of him, let's see here. We got to talk about this, because it is insane to me, and if you haven't seen the photo, you need to check it out. The Rock lost 100 pounds. We talked about this last week. Hold on, hold on, I'm not. I'm not. Isn't referring to him. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Another wrestler was a photo was taken of him, also a movie star, and he has lost an absurd amount of weight and muscle. Dave Bautista,

Nick VinZant 42:17

almost as if, as you get older, taking massive amounts of steroids that greatly increase your frame tends out to be, turns out to be a bad thing.

John Shull 42:28

I'm just saying that that okay for all of you, we'll say 25 to 45 year old men out there, you grow up with these guys, and now they, you know, they're, they're 160 pound dudes, but it's insane. Like, I don't want to think, and this was a question, that's why I brought this up. I was wanted to ask you, would you rather remember somebody at the height of their career, or have them for a long amount of time and go through kind of like what we're going through now where you know, like the rock, right? Big wrestler took steroids, didn't take steroids, lost weight, gained weight, now he looks like a fucking twig.

Nick VinZant 43:10

Oh, I think if you're truly a fan of the people themselves, not necessarily a fan of where they are at in that moment in time, but if you're a fan of the person themselves, and they inspire you or whatever, then I think it's fine to see them go through life's journey that they're not always this perfect person. I think that's why some people who die young, Kurt Cobain, other people who are in that like 27 year old club, are remembered as being so much better than maybe that they really were, because they died at the height before the rest of their careers could kind of unfold, like, would Nirvana still be such a great band if they move forward and made a bunch of crappy albums afterwards?

John Shull 43:55

I mean, that's, I mean, that's a fair question, and that also kind of brings me to something I'd I had typed this out. I wasn't going to bring it up, but because we did that, or you brought this up, so there's going to be a John Candy documentary released. And it kind of brings up the point like, John Candy, Jim Belushi, Chris Farley, you know, other people, Gilda Radner, etc, you know, they got past that initial point of their career and then they died. So is that why they're remembered, because they left a little bit of legacy, or do people remember them for what they could

Nick VinZant 44:33

have been? I yeah, I think that people remember them at their peak and assume that that peak would have continued, as opposed to remembering somebody who maybe peaked and then fell off a little bit and then you don't look at them in exactly the same way. Like, imagine if something had happened to Tiger Woods at the peak of his career. He does not remember the way that he is now. Yeah.

John Shull 44:58

I mean, okay, yeah, I was gonna say something. Do. That at the peak of his career.

Nick VinZant 45:01

Well, I mean, like, if he wasn't there, right? Like Tiger Woods, he'd be remembered as the greatest golfer of all time, and no one would even be close to him. And now you kind of remember him more Tiger Woods, his wasted potential.

Speaker 1 45:14

No, I'm not, I'm not doing this with you. But once you agree

Nick VinZant 45:18

with my assessment of Tiger Woods, that now you kind of, you don't look at him the same way, as if something would have happened to him at the height of his career.

John Shull 45:25

I mean, I don't know, I don't look at him the same way, but unless you were just kind of goofing around he, I mean, he's not the greatest golfer of all time, if he would have stayed,

Nick VinZant 45:36

I he would have had, I think that if he would have continued on that, but let's say something happened to him on the trajectory that he was at at the height of his career, people would have considered him to be like, Oh, he would have destroyed all the records. He's the greatest golf golfer of all time, as opposed to like, Oh, no. You kind of live to see like you if you go past your peak, I think that your legacy suffers.

John Shull 46:01

Ultimately, this conversation really doesn't matter, because the best golfer of all time is John Daly.

Nick VinZant 46:09

Oh, I would say the best golfer of all time is Happy Gilmore,

John Shull 46:14

that movie is not too bad. The second, no, he's not a real golfer. Last thing, and we don't really talk about this, because we're gonna piss off most of our fan base. There was a new study that came out that basically the younger generation below us, all the generation below us, aren't drinking alcohol.

Nick VinZant 46:34

Oh, I've seen that.

John Shull 46:36

That kind of pisses me off, like, what are you doing with your life then?

Nick VinZant 46:41

Well, I think that they I think that they more do like other drugs. I wouldn't think that they're just staying sober. I would think so, but

John Shull 46:50

because what effing fun is that? I mean, I think

Nick VinZant 46:54

that they've really kind of found that alcohol is like, not that great for you, but millennials, like our generation, we will. We're just hard drinkers. Like, I think that our group, our age group, has just always drank like, that's, that's what she did. I mean, she didn't have any other options really, growing up like you can drink. Yeah.

John Shull 47:19

I mean, drugs weren't as big as they are now, or the different forms of them, like, plus it wasn't legalized when we were growing up, for the most part, didn't stop us from getting it, but I feel like that's a lot more readily available, which takes away. You know, there's so many craft beers now. You know, like, I

Nick VinZant 47:39

yeah, I follow it, right? Like, 18 year olds aren't drinking craft beers.

John Shull 47:44

They're not plus they probably can't afford them. They're pretty expensive, right?

Nick VinZant 47:47

Like, where's the Natty Ice? 99 a case? Can I tell you one four

Unknown Speaker 47:54

pack? Can I tell you one quick

Nick VinZant 47:56

birthday story from last week? Oh, you got to work your birthday in here. Go ahead.

John Shull 48:00

My birthday was last Wednesday. All I wanted to do was go to go to a bar, have some beers and hang out, right? Yep, I took the I took the day off because that's what adults do. They take the day off on their

Nick VinZant 48:11

birthday. Take a day off for your birthday. What are you six?

John Shull 48:15

I wasn't going to but actually a couple of my co workers told me I should, so I did,

Nick VinZant 48:21

what day of the week was your birthday? On a Wednesday? Not acceptable, not taking a Wednesday off in the middle of the week.

John Shull 48:29

So I go to the neighborhood hole in the wall here in my city, and I'm, I'm known, I guess, like, you know you you know people. I walk in it's 1159 because I'm not going to start drinking till afternoon, right? You have standards walk in. There's a couple people that are already kind of drunk, which is fantastic because they open at 11, uh, sit down, and they have one of my new favorite, current snob beers on tap. And bartender comes there. She's like, hey, what can I get you? I'm like, Can I get one of those? And she's like, You wanted a tall I'm like, sure she gives it to me. I drink it pretty fast. A buddy comes up. I have another one. Another buddy comes up. I have three of these. 24 ounces a piece,

Nick VinZant 49:14

72 ounces of beer. 72 ounces, six beers, basically 12% beer

John Shull 49:21

in less than three hours, and it was a great time, and I love it. It was. But anyways, so yes, I would prefer snob beer over Bush latte any day.

Nick VinZant 49:34

I can't I just don't know what like. I don't know what you're either doing right or doing wrong in life that you're going to a bar at 1159 on a Wednesday to get hammered like neither doing something wrong or doing something right, and I don't know which one is,

John Shull 49:51

well, I did everything responsibly, right. We I had an appointment in the morning. We did that well. We took the kids school, went to the appointment. Not only did that happen, I got a run in before. Where I went, and I walked to the bar, and then my wife picked me up after and I still made it the kids drop off or pick up.

Nick VinZant 50:08

Did you pick the kid like you went with your wife to kids pick up, I'm assuming. Yeah. Oh, pick up the kids.

Unknown Speaker 50:14

No, no,

Nick VinZant 50:16

my wife drove me home from the bar, and then, oh, why didn't you just walk back, you lazy ass. How far away is the bar from your house? A mile and a half. It's easily walkable, drunk distance. I don't mind just walking around.

John Shull 50:32

Remember the last time we hung out and we went up to your local neighborhood bar and yeah, Tucson or Phoenix, wherever it was, and you're like, Let's ride bikes. Yeah? Well, you made me a bike with two flat tires, you dick. Sorry. A man could have handled it. Yeah? Well, I did make it work, except you taunted me the whole way like a real asshole.

Nick VinZant 50:53

That's what you do. So you know who your friends are. Do you have anything else?

Unknown Speaker 50:57

No, let's I'm getting hot, getting sweaty. Let's move on.

Nick VinZant 51:01

All right, so our top five is top five celebrities named after fruit.

John Shull 51:07

Who's your number five? Did you find that this list was actually, like, there was too many once you started looking it up?

Nick VinZant 51:14

Oh yeah, there's a crazy amount of people named after fruit.

John Shull 51:17

Yeah, it's, it's, it's, way it's it's actually kind of too much, all right, so I feel like this could have been number one, but I'm just going to put him as number five, and that's OJ Simpson,

Nick VinZant 51:32

oh, I don't have him on my list only because, for some reason, I didn't feel like OJ counted.

John Shull 51:42

I figured there was orange in the name. So it counts. It's a fruit it's a fruit juice, right?

Nick VinZant 51:47

So, yeah, I just, for some reason, didn't feel like it counted. My number five is Halle Berry. I would have put Halle Berry higher, but she's just, it's too generic of a name, like she's not specifically named after a specific fruit.

John Shull 52:05

Ah, I mean, I have her on my list, but she's a little little up there, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna

Nick VinZant 52:12

refrain yet, don't tell me the answer, but I could see you putting her as number two,

John Shull 52:19

you were wrong. Okay, number four, but number four is Darryl Strawberry.

Nick VinZant 52:24

Oh, way too low, high for Daryl strawberry. I think that he should be much lower than that. I think Darryl Strawberry is an iconic fruit name.

John Shull 52:33

I mean, it's good, and it also, like, it's even better, because he was, like, a wild person, right? Like he was, yeah, he was, so, yeah, he was, he was

Nick VinZant 52:46

a fruit. My number four is Julius

Speaker 1 52:48

peppers. Oh, that's a good one, okay.

Nick VinZant 52:52

Is a fruit. A pepper. Is a fruit, Julius peppers.

John Shull 52:55

So, so my number well, we'll get to that in a second. My number three is Halle Berry. Okay, yeah, you have to. She's probably the best looking fruit on the list.

Nick VinZant 53:07

So, yeah, I could go as high as, I mean, if somebody put Halle Berry as number one, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't argue with it that much. Only I think that she needs a more specific fruit name.

John Shull 53:21

I think she's the easy one, right? When you think of food games, like she's the easy one, because she's just amazing.

Nick VinZant 53:26

So my number three is Don Cherry, the hockey announcer. Yeah, he's a good person. Oh, wait, didn't, did he do something? No, he just isn't.

John Shull 53:38

He like, he's not. He's very

Nick VinZant 53:41

Canadian. We'll put it that way. Oh, you got something wrong with Canada?

John Shull 53:46

No, I just, I remember back in the mid 90s when the Detroit Red Wings had a had a line called the Russian five, and all he did was just mock it and make fun of the Russians. Well, those specific Russians, and it's like, dude, like, get a grip. They're fantastic hockey players like

Nick VinZant 54:06

Detroit, no, but no one outside Detroit has respect for Detroit.

John Shull 54:12

We won multiple Stanley Cups with that team. So, oh, wow, hockey.

Nick VinZant 54:16

So just you know, on TV? Was it even on TV?

John Shull 54:20

There's a reason why we're called hockey town. Didn't know that. Yeah, because you're not a real fan. You're not a real man, not

Nick VinZant 54:29

of the Detroit Red Wings. No,

John Shull 54:32

what's number two? A real man would know that. So you're gonna hate this. And I don't know, actually I was, I wanted to get him on the list, so I put him as his number two, though, I don't think he's a fruit,

Nick VinZant 54:45

Carrot Top. Who is it? Who

John Shull 54:47

Carrot Top? That's not a fruit, not a fruit. Keep it as a fruit. I want to put him on the goddamn list. I'm keeping him on the list.

Nick VinZant 54:55

My number two is Fiona Apple, great fruit. Great musician.

Speaker 1 55:03

Okay, can you name me anything that she's saying? No, okay, I, I don't know.

Nick VinZant 55:13

I'm some kind of, like, really artistically well received thing that, like, I don't really am capable of those emotions.

John Shull 55:21

I mean, so the problem so I was looking at her name, I'm looking at it right now. When I look at her, I think of that Canadian singer, Lance Morrison. I can't,

Speaker 1 55:32

I can't, oh yeah, separate them for him at all. I actually don't Sure.

Nick VinZant 55:42

I don't really know any of Fiona apples, other songs.

John Shull 55:46

Can you name a couple? Maybe somebody out there knows them?

Nick VinZant 55:50

Criminal, sleep to dream across the universe every single night. Pure imagination. Shamika. Criminal is probably their biggest hit, though. Yeah, criminal for sure. Yeah, I don't remember the name of it, fast as you can, paper bag pre trial. I don't I actually haven't heard of any of these songs. Angel Eyes, anything you want. Oh, yeah, Bridge Over Troubled Water. But I think that's probably a what do they call it when they redo an older song, like a remake, a remake? Yeah, I couldn't think of the word. Who's your

Speaker 1 56:27

number one? Or a rehash?

Nick VinZant 56:30

Well, I just wanted number one going to be, I have no idea it's, it's a

John Shull 56:35

safe choice. But I, when I, when I think of, like, names with fruit, I don't know this one just came to my mind as Chuck Berry.

Nick VinZant 56:44

Oh, okay, so if it had been more our time, I could have gone Chuck Berry. My number one is Darryl Strawberry. Great Fruit. Great player. Interesting story like you knew who he was.

John Shull 56:59

Yeah, I Chuck Berry. For me, is number one because of everything he did. Thing he contributed, dude was, he was a master class, changed the guitar forever.

Nick VinZant 57:09

Oh yeah, he probably should have been number one. He was probably, of those people, probably the most talented. Do you have anything in your honorable mention?

John Shull 57:18

I only have one. I actually don't. Yeah, I don't

Nick VinZant 57:23

Bob lemon. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps out the show, and let us know what you think are the best celebrities named after fruit. If you are happen to be listening on Spotify, maybe some other platforms. We do put polls up now that you can vote on i i don't know if OJ counts. I mean, I know we should, anytime. I can think of a reason that he should. I can think of a reason that he should.


Handedness Researcher Dr. Sebatian Ocklenburg

Why are people right or left handed? Handedness Researcher Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg has spent his career trying to figure that out. We talk why people are left handed, why more people are right handed and what being left or right handed says about the rest of your body and brain. Then, we unveil a new Candle of the Month and countdown the Top 5 Minor Rules We’re Okay with Breaking.

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01:12: Why are people right of left handed

08:11: When Handedness is decided

15:12: Patterns to Handedness

19:53: It’s Not Just Your Hands

29:16: Pointless

43:38: Candle of the Month

46:37: Top 5 Rules We Don’t Follow

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Interview with Handedness Researcher Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg

Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, handedness and rules, we aren't afraid to break minor ones, but we still break

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 0:24

them. Why somebody's left or right handed has all to do with the organization of the brain. Both left and right handers are very convinced that left handers are more creative these these brain asymmetries are influencing our everyday lives, pretty much every second of our existence.

Nick VinZant 0:44

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or a review, we really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because he studies why people are right or left handed, and what that really means. This is handedness. Researcher, Dr Sebastian Oakland Berg, why are people right or left handed?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 1:12

Why somebody's left or right handed has all to do with the organization of the brain. So handedness, while named for the hands, have nothing to do with the hands. The brain has two halves, left and right half, and the left half is controlling the right half of the body, so also the right arm. And the right half of the brain is controlling the left part of the body. So also the left hand. And we know that these two parts of the brain, they're not completely identical, so they often have different tasks, and we call that brain dominance, or hemispherical symmetries. And handedness is one of these hemispherical symmetries for a left handed person, the right motor cortex, the right motor part of the brain is dominant for fine motor movements like writing a laugh letter or drawing a doodle or whatever, and for right handed person, that is reversed. So why somebody's left or right handed is because they have different brain dominance for hand movements.

Nick VinZant 2:24

Why would there be a brain dominance difference in people

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 2:28

that has to do a lot with efficiency. So the brain is a very energy hungry organ. So if you look at how much of the calories that the body or a person takes in every day is used to keep the brain thinking. It's about 20% the brain itself has a mass less than a kilo, so it's a pretty small organ compared to the rest of the body, but it's very energy hungry and by like dividing tasks into one hemisphere, not unnecessarily doubling them and have them performed by both hemispheres. But the body essentially does is to conserve energy.

Nick VinZant 3:11

So I'm gonna try to take this as far as I possibly can, right so I'm left handed. If there is something different in my brain that makes me left handed? Are people who are left handed fundamentally different than people who are right handed? Like if there's a difference in the brain, is it different throughout the entire body? Or is this no, you just use your left

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 3:39

hand, just as people have different bodies, people have different brains, and there is not such a thing as sort of like, it's a better or worse in terms of brain organization of left or right handers. It's just basically flipped right. If you're a left hander, your dominant side is the other side than mine. I'm a right hander, but it doesn't make you in any way, like, inherently better or worse organized. We just understand this is sort of like a normal continuum of how brains can be organized. But it has no like, like deeper impact on a lot of other things, except that it is sometimes related to other forms of symmetry. So we know, for example, language, the abilities to speak, this is very asymmetrically organized, and about 95% of right handers, but only 75% of left handers. Language is represented in the left hemisphere. You don't necessarily see this in everyday life a lot, but people always notice this if they have a family member who suffered a stroke, because if people have a stroke, and the Stroke affects the left side of the brain, so for example, like the left. That major artery is clogged, then the patients always have strong difficulties in speaking, while, if somebody has a stroke that affects only the right side of the brain, most of the time, people don't have problems speaking. But sometimes, if they left handed, they have

Nick VinZant 5:20

so being right or left handed doesn't kind of set the brain up in a whole different way.

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 5:27

No. So this is what people thought like, maybe in the 70s or 80s. But newer research pretty much shows that what it does is it affects our motor abilities. But all these ideas that people had, like 2030, years ago, that, for example, like left handers are more creative, there's a very recent, very interesting study on that, and that basically shows both left and right handers are very convinced that left handers are more creative. Left handers also, very significantly, choose certain jobs where they think creativity is something that is important for the job. But if you actually measure artistic ability or creative thinking or creative ability. What the results show in big meter studies is pretty much left handers can be great creative artists. Left handers can also be not creative at all. And the same goes for right handers, no. So the objectively measured ability, if you go away from these, like very small studies people did, like in the 70s or 80s, and you really go to massive numbers of people. So there's no difference in, like, creativity in the brain between left and right handers. There's just a very big difference in the belief about that left handers are more creative than right handers, and similar things have also been found for intelligence. So people thought left earners might be more intelligent, other people thought they are less intelligent. Then there was the idea there's no fluctuation in intelligence. But do the largest studies show there is no difference that is a lot of things are sort of societal beliefs that are not really backed up by the science the large scale science we do today when we find differences in sort of like performances or abilities between left and right handedness. These have often to do with like situational demands and surprise like all these sports finding but this is not that left handers are inherently better boxers or tennis players or pitchers. It is just in a system in which people train mostly facing right handed opponents, they have this element of rarity, which makes them harder to handle because the opponents didn't train for that situation as well, typically, and don't encounter it as much.

Nick VinZant 8:11

So when is our handedness decided? Is this moment of conception, like as soon as we are formed individuals we are, the decision is made, or is it like six months in two years in like, when is our handedness kind of established?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 8:30

It's quite interesting. It established much earlier than most people would think. It is established long before birth. So there is a series of experiments on that where people would use very advanced ultrasound techniques. So you know, the typical ultrasound pictures, like pretty much every parent gets of their kids, and they're like similar pictures, but much more detailed. And what you could show by using these ultrasound techniques is that, if you do this repeatedly, that fetuses in the womb have a preferred side to interact with their arm or to touch their face and things like that. So they show these motor symmetries. It's of course not handedness in the sense of writing, but they show motor symmetries very early

Nick VinZant 9:21

on. What would happen then, if somebody who was supposed to be right handed was forced to be left handed or vice versa? Do we lose something if we lose our natural handedness?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 9:36

Yes, you do. If you train any ability, you train a sport, what happens in the brain is neuroplasticity, right? So your brain can adapt. You learn a new language, your brain changes. You learn how to play in the piano, your brain changes. You learn how to play baseball. Your brain changes. But it isn't your whole brain that changes. It is mostly those areas that get Di. Direct feedback from what you're doing, right? So if you write with your non dominant hand, you use your so called primary motor cortex, so the part of the brain of the motor part of the brain that is directly controlling the hands, and we know from your imaging studies that it is pretty much possible to relearn these parts of the brain to the other hand, the problem is that the control of our like writing or whatever we're doing with our hands, is also influenced by other brain areas that's called the supplementary motor cortex, and you cannot train this brain area as well as these direct re involved brain areas. So what happens is that a lot of these people who are relearning their handedness, be it forced or like voluntarily, they report that, for example, writing is much more difficult, much harder for them than with the dominant hands. They report they have, like, more cramps they have, like, often lose interest in writing and find it very like, much harder than they used to find it with the dominant hands. And the idea is that you basically only partially learn to write with the other hand. So the movement itself, you learn, but the planning aspects you don't. And then your head gets a little bit confused, because then on one side of the brain, the movements are planned. On the other side of the brain, you're executing the movements. But then these brain areas are not next to each other anymore, but they always have to go over the connections between the two hemispheres, so you take longer. It gets more complicated to

Nick VinZant 11:48

conduct this movement. You can do it, but you'll never be the same.

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 11:52

And if you look at the clinical research, you also typically find that people find it emotionally challenging, so they tend not to enjoy the relearning process and find it very difficult and hard.

Nick VinZant 12:08

So for me, I'm left handed, sitting down, right left handed. Brush my teeth, left handed. But if I'm standing up, I'm right handed. Like sports, I throw a ball right handed. I shoot a basketball right handed. Why would that be? Like, why would there be the differences in those for some people like that, like, why would somebody be one hand this way and one hand that way?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 12:32

Handedness is sort of a continuum, right? So people used to measure handedness by just asking for writing hand. But these days, what we do is we try to get a larger spectrum of behaviors people do with their hand. And what you typically find, what's quite interesting is that most right handed people, they use their right hand for pretty much everything. So they're really, like 100% right handed for every single behavior, and it very rarely do anything with the left hand. Left handers on the other side typically show the pattern that you are describing. There are very few left handers that are actually using the left hand for absolutely everything, but it's more common that they use the left hand for the majority of activities, and especially for writing. For most people, the writing is what defines them as a left hander. But it's not uncommon that a left hander would, for example, like throw a baseball or open something with the right hand also. And the question about why this happens have, I think, at some point, to do with the environment. So can you remember, like, who's taught you how to throw a baseball?

Nick VinZant 13:54

Oh, probably my father, who was right handed.

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 13:57

Yeah, your dad, when he was right handed. So what he typically, what typically happens is, since there are more people who are right handed, a lot of left handed kids that have right handed parents, and they teach them these behaviors, like throwing, they are not fine motor behaviors, but they're, they're just like, much more easier to do with the non dominant hand, right? So for example, if you think about writing with the right hand, that's probably harder than throwing a baseball with the right hand. So these are obviously much easier to learn with the non dominant hand. And if you now think you spend a lot of fun times with your dad throwing baseballs, and you just wanted to do it like he did, and you basically did what we call imitation learning. Then your learning history, because you learned it from right handed person, might have influenced your preference here,

Nick VinZant 14:55

but then would that mean that like, if I can throw a football 30 yard? With my right hand, whatever, what, and I'm a natural left hander. If I had just done it with my left hand, would I be able to throw it 32 yards, or whatever, like would I be if that hadn't have been taught to me? Did I lose something in that process?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 15:17

Yeah, you might, for example, if, if you typically, if you use something like force measurement on dominant non dominant hands, people typically find that people are stronger and can generate more force with the dominant hand.

Nick VinZant 15:34

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions,

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 15:38

I can try my best.

Nick VinZant 15:42

Are there patterns to handedness, like are there certain populations, whether that be age ranges, geographic locations, ethnicities that tend to be more left handed or more right handed than other populations?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 15:58

Men are more likely to be left handed than women, about 1% and this is probably something where male sex hormones, like testosterone, play a role for handedness. The other pattern we see, if you do like large worldwide integration, is that there is a age pattern, but I don't think it's actually an age pattern in the terms that like older people are less likely to be left handed. This is just reflecting that these practices of relearning children have been abandoned by most countries at sort of like the 70s, right? So I'm not sure about the States, but in Germany, I think they stopped doing it and around 71 so older people are more likely to show up as right handed in bigger studies, because there have been more old people who have been retrained from left handedness to right handedness. There's also the opposite thing that in some countries, mostly in Scandinavia, where the relearning was never practiced as much and was always been very positive towards left handedness, there tend to be a few more left handers. So this goes up to like 15 something percent, about the worldwide average of 10.6% but we also know there's no country in the world where left handedness goes above 20% so it's always a minority, no matter where you're looking.

Nick VinZant 17:41

Why was the right hand the dominant one? Why has it always been dominant

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 17:46

that? That's hard to say. I think it might just be like a random process that at some point, one thing became the more calm one in the population, and the other point the more rare one, and then this rarity, this frequency dependent selection, basically took over, because we know that is pretty unique for humans, right? So we know in humans, it's 10.6% left handedness. But for example, if you look at cats, there was almost equal numbers. So it is not like that in all animals, it is always like a huge dominance for the left hand and for the right hand. It is something that seems to be typically human.

Nick VinZant 18:31

Does handedness extend to footedness? Like if you're left handed? Are you left footed to

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 18:38

some extent, but not 100% yes, there is a significant association. So most right handers are also right footed, but it's not going up to 100% so there is also a couple of right handed people that are left footed.

Nick VinZant 18:56

Why do we have two hemispheres? Like, why not just have one big brain? I mean, we have one big brain. You know what I mean, like, why is there two? Why split it in half? What seems to be the reason for that?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 19:08

The reason for that is, obviously, we're a bilateral organism, right? So we have two arms and two two legs, and we are moving around in a three dimensional world. So what would happen if you have one big brain and that would send like one motor signal out both of your feet would move forward at the same time, and you would fall over and hurt your head, right? So the idea to have to to isolate it motor, motor activator is basically in the two hemispheres, I think, is that this like, like

Nick VinZant 19:53

two what's the most interesting thing about handedness to you

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 19:58

that you can pay? Basically learn a lot about how the brain or somebody is organized just by looking at what they're doing. So people don't they think with their brain, but they don't think a lot about their brain. And by looking at all these like tiny symmetries and tiny quirks and habits of people in their everyday life, you learn a lot about them without them actually realizing that. And this is something that is important for our behavior and our feelings on a lot more levels than people actually think so. For example, if you remember last time you kissed somebody, have you ever consciously thought about that you have a very strong asymmetry in your preference on how to turn your head when kissing. So most right handed people turn their head to the right when kissing, and they find it very, very weird to turn it to the other side. And there's lots of other things like that, right? So if you hack somebody, you hack that person almost always with the same arm leading into the hack. People have a favorite side on to chew their food on right of their mouth. So you don't like chew all the food in the center. You have one side where you like to chew your food or better, because it makes you feel better emotionally and so on and so on. So if you really start looking for it, or eye blinking things like that, how you tilt your head if you're really looking into that? These, these brain asymmetries are influencing our everyday lives pretty much every second of our existence. Most people never actually like consciously think about how their brain organization shaping their lives. I find it very interesting to understand these things, because it tells you a lot about how these very old mechanisms of how nervous systems are organized and regulate are still very much relevant for us in 2025

Nick VinZant 22:02

Yeah. Now that I think about like, anything that I do, I always do it with a certain side. If I reach for a door, I reach for it with a certain side. When I give somebody a hug, I do it with a certain side. I think that's the interesting thing for me, personally, is that like, because there's that left hand, right hand, I do. I always have to figure out which way I'm going to do something like, If I play a new sport, like if I go bowling, like, okay, am I bowling with my left hand? Am I bowling with my right hand? And I kind of have to figure it out a little bit.

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 22:36

Pretty much everything that can be like done to one side. People do to to one side, for example. Also social media. It's very interesting, if you look at social media, if you analyze like positions of people. So we did, for example, studies on like, how people tilt their head when they look at like if they pose for a picture. So most people would have a so called left cheek bias. If you take a picture, like a selfie for your Instagram or whatever social media you're using, the chances are very high you put your left cheek forward, because research shows the left cheek in most people is more emotionally expressive when it comes to positive emotions, right which has to do with the right side of the brain being being relevant for for emotions. So people don't actually like go to the scientific literature neuroscience and read that and then consciously decide I put my left cheek forward. No, they intuitively do that because they realize people on a like certain level react more positive to this. You can quantify this, right? So if you, if you look at like likes on pictures, people like left cheek forward, pictures more.

Nick VinZant 24:00

Have you ever ran into somebody that was truly ambidextrous? It's very,

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 24:05

very rare. So there's a huge discussion on that topic, the ambidexterity. So what we tend to differentiate, if you really want to go into the details here, is there's left handed people, there's right handed people, there's mixed handed people. So this means somebody who's using the left hand for certain activities, the right hand for other activities. And there's also two more categories, and this is like the ambidextrous. And ambidex just is defined as somebody who's on like all tasks, as good as a person who's right handed with their dominant hand. So you would do to measure ambidexterity, you would have. People doing some sort of like time dexterity tasks. So for example, they have to write the alphabet very fast and very accurately. They have to move like little wooden packs on a wooden board with holes and like certain patterns very quickly, very accurately. They have like like on a touch screen, they have, like, little dots and what to have to make, have circles that would have to make little dots on it. And then you time this with your left hand and with your right hand. And then you just check whether there are people who, for all these domains of handedness, are really as good with the right hand and the left hand as a right hander with the right hand. And this is very rare. So I would estimate the population average about 1.0 point 1% so maybe one, 1000 people or so, most people actually consider themselves ambidextrous. If you do like a rigorous scientific testing with them, they are actually more mixed standard. There's also the opposite of ambidextrous, so people can also be as bad as a right hander with their left hand, with both hands, so you can actually have two left hands. But that's also quite rare, right? So, you know, like some people are super, super clumsy and things like that. So this also exists, but it's also very rare.

Nick VinZant 26:41

Is their life really tough then,

Speaker 1 26:42

like, they depends on your job, I think, right? You're not playing a piano, yeah?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 26:48

She shouldn't. You shouldn't do like, wood, car ring, I guess, surgery, right? Yeah, don't become a brain surgeon if, yeah, be soon as to let that's a thing that's pretty much all the

Nick VinZant 26:59

questions that I got, is there anything that you think that we missed, or anything like missed, or anything

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 27:03

like that? There was some question about animals, I think in your list?

Nick VinZant 27:06

Oh, yeah. Like, is handedness in animals at all? Like, do we seem to be the only ones with the handedness? Are there other things throughout the animal kingdom?

Dr. Sebastian Ocklenburg 27:17

No, there's definitely. So people used to think that that handedness is sort of like a thing that's totally only existing in humans, but it's absolutely not the case. So we did a study where we looked in like handedness in pretty much all animals in which handedness has ever been investigated. And these are 172 animal species. You will not believe how many people wrote a PhD on handedness or partners, as you might call it, in cats or dogs. It's a quite, quite a favorite topic at veterinary schools, I think. And what we found was basically that handedness by itself, is quite calm in the animal kingdom. So on average, there was more than 72% of animal species that showed signs for left and right handedness. And the interesting thing is that typically for animals, left handedness or left partners or left flipperness or left whatever you might want to call it, is more common than in humans. So left handed cats more come than the left handed humans or left left poor dogs are more calm than their left handed humans. So it is come that animals show it, but they tend to have a more equal distribution of right and left handedness than humans do. I

Nick VinZant 28:59

want to thank Dr Oakland Berg, so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on tick tock Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of this show, are you a rule follower? Do you consider yourself someone who generally follows the rules?

John Shull 29:29

Yes, I'm a rule follower, but I think I've only become a rule follower in the last 10 years of my life. So once I hit 33 I become a rule follower, and I think that's because I finally understand that, you know, you should stop at a crosswalk and wait for the the little white illuminated man before you try to cross a busy intersection. Or, you know, says, wash your hands before leaving the bathroom. You probably should wash your hands before leaving the bathroom. I'll follow

Nick VinZant 29:59

rules if I think. They're important. If I don't particularly think that they're important or like that's not really for me in this situation, then I'm not going to

John Shull 30:09

I do think we have too many rules. I think we get hung up on creating too many stupid rules that make no sense, but I will follow the rules that make sense to me. Now, does that make sense to you? I don't know, but I follow the rules that make sense to me.

Nick VinZant 30:25

Well, I think that we have so many rules is because some people really are just that dumb. Like, some people are really just that dumb, like, you know, what? Don't have glass bottles next to a pool. Probably shouldn't do that, right? Like, some people really don't think about the consequences of their actions in any way. But I'm also a big believer in that old adage of 90% of the like 10% of the people cause 90% of the problems. I

John Shull 30:55

will say getting in trouble sucks, like getting in serious adult trouble. I don't know if I've ever felt lower than like, you know, not following a rule and getting caught. And I firmly believe that you always get caught.

Nick VinZant 31:13

Oh, I don't really have that much of a problem getting caught, because I'm very good at kind of just being like, Oops, sorry about that, and then just moving on, like, Oh, I didn't know. My bad.

John Shull 31:23

I'm not even I'm just referring to like, like, do you think you're the kind of person that is like, say you roll through a stop sign, or you accidentally steal something without knowing? Do you feel like you're always the person that gets caught?

Nick VinZant 31:38

No, I generally do not, but I'm how to say this without sounding like a douche bag. I'm generally more aware of my surroundings than other people. I think it's really ultimately a consequence of what I used to do for a living, which is be a reporter, where you kind of have to know how things work. You kind of have to pay attention to a lot of the details. So I think it's a side effect of that that I generally if I'm breaking the rules, it's because I'm pretty confident that it's okay in that situation.

John Shull 32:12

Like, like, you know, there on a daily basis, what percentage of the rules, just general rules. Do you think you follow on a daily basis,

Nick VinZant 32:24

all the big ones, none of the small ones.

John Shull 32:28

Okay, well, I guess we'll get into later, what maybe some of the small ones are. Okay.

Nick VinZant 32:32

So like, if I'm at the gym and I'm just starting out, and I have literally not sweated in any way, and the only thing that has touched a bench is my clothing. I'm not going to wipe down that bench because I never actually touched it and or sweated on it or anything like that. Like, if it's fine, okay, then I'm okay with it, like it's it's all right. But

John Shull 32:59

I want to. I want to. I also want to make a declaration on this podcast that I took my kids were off of school. You know, they they started school. But you know that weird week, if you're a parent, you know what I'm talking about, where they are not in day camp or summer school, and you have a week

Nick VinZant 33:12

off where you actually have to be responsible for your children and can't pass them off to somebody else.

John Shull 33:19

I hate you regardless. I took them to a planetarium, and I gotta tell you, I am, like, intrigued by the stars. I've never realized how much I don't know about the sky above. It's kind of like thinking about the ocean below. How little you actually know it's it's pretty intimidating.

Nick VinZant 33:40

Oh, I mean, I think that science is fascinating. We've had a number of like astronomers and people who deal with space in the scientific manner on this show, including a UFO expert, in case you don't want the super sciencey stuff. But I can't think about space. I have about five minutes of complete, total wonder and awe, and then it transitions into terror.

John Shull 34:02

Like, no, I mean, I mean the fact that things are 30 million miles away, you know, and that's just what we know. It's insane. We don't have to talk about it. I was just like, I felt like I was eight years old. So if you ever want to go and just feel like you're literally a speck of dust, go to a planetarium and have someone talk to you about our universe. It's incredible.

Nick VinZant 34:24

This is the whole reason for the name of the show. It's profoundly pointless. Your life is the most profound thing that you will ever do, and it's totally pointless in the grand scheme of things, bam.

John Shull 34:35

It only took us 300 episodes, 380 episodes, to finally get the title in something we're talking

Nick VinZant 34:42

about, to finally where I explain why the name of the show is profoundly pointless. Yeah,

John Shull 34:46

it's not our great haircuts.

Nick VinZant 34:48

Not that I didn't get a haircut. God, no haircut. Haircut is going to be added to the list of things that you mention all the time. I

John Shull 34:57

didn't talk about my basement either. I. By the way, but I can

Nick VinZant 35:01

also John and I, before we started recording, he did something. He won't be able to do it now because it'll mess up the recording. But if you can look in his background, he has one of the album covers that he selected is in sync. That's an in sync album cover behind you, and you blurred it out so my question to you is, why are you the type of person who is going to proudly display things in Your own home for the people who know you but are ashamed to show that to other people?

John Shull 35:36

You know? What's funny is, okay, this is going to seem like a total cop out, but I had a fantasy draft on Saturday, and I'm I had different albums. I did not realize that whoever messed with my albums put up Spice Girls and two NSYNC albums to go along with Ozzy. So the three of those were not up there before, by the way.

Nick VinZant 36:02

God, you are such a snob. Why such a snob? I have my album covers. Did you measure the distance between where you hung the album covers in the background? Did you measure it? Or did you eyeball it? Like, oh, I want to make sure you measured it. I mean,

John Shull 36:19

what's what's wrong with liking vinyl, like records. There's nothing wrong. I mean,

Nick VinZant 36:23

there's nothing wrong with it. Like it all you want. Why do you have to put it on display and show everybody? The question is, is that? Why can't you have a hobby without having to showcase it

John Shull 36:32

to the entire world? I You brought it up. I would, didn't even know that they were out there. You

Nick VinZant 36:37

measured the distance between the did you measure it side to side? Or did you measure the distance between them vertically and horizontally, or just horizontally?

John Shull 36:46

Yes, let's give some shout outs here. Mohammed Morrison, Edna, Anthony, I like the name Edna. I don't know why, but I like it. So thank you very. Tiny name. Mariano Brock, Allison, Hoover, Carrie, Hendrix, Thurman, Farrell, Margaret, Rogers, Louisiana. Bar. Don't think that's her real name, but whatever. And then we're going to end on, I had to, I had to dig for this one this week. But this might be one of my favorite shout out names at least of the last year, and that is Wilbur hunt.

Nick VinZant 37:26

Well, you don't see a lot of wilburs. You do not

John Shull 37:29

see a lot of wilburs,

Nick VinZant 37:31

but that is a person that, if someone is named Wilbur, you look at them and go, Oh, that's a Wilbur. Yeah, that's Wilbur. Oh, yeah, that's a Wilbur. Yeah,

John Shull 37:44

Wilbur. Single lives on a farm. It's never touched a woman, but it's, it's, it's Wilbur. So that is what it is.

Nick VinZant 37:50

Wilbur. Wilbur is swimming in it. Sure, Wilbur is swimming in it. When do you want to talk about your big day? When do you want to talk about your professor professional wrestling debut.

John Shull 38:03

We can do that now, if you'd like, Okay, did you happen to have a chance to watch the clip? I said,

Nick VinZant 38:08

No, I didn't. Alright, that's kind of,

John Shull 38:13

I know. I mean, it's so for those of you that have no idea we're talking about, I got

Nick VinZant 38:19

to, we're going to show it over this video, if we can

John Shull 38:21

a dream of being a professional wrestler, I won't bore you with the details. It was exciting, it was fun, it was chaotic. It was I mean, I left that night, I went to bed thinking two main thoughts from this experience, one, just because it's choreographed and fake. And I'm air quoting for all of you that aren't watching this, still catching someone I had to catch, like, 180 I saw that, yeah. Like, that's not fake. And like, if I, if I miss step, if I, if my balance wasn't right. Like, I would have ruined the whole spot right. Like, so it's it's fake, but it isn't fake. And the second thing was, I am so happy that I did not choose that life, because I give mad props. And we've had India wrestlers on here before. Yeah, I give so much credit to those people, men, men and women who are doing that and who have done that because you're getting paid nothing. The safety isn't that great, and you're basically doing it for the high of the crowd, right? Like, you can almost say it's a narcissistic effect. But I, I have a couple more appearances that I'm scheduled for through the fall. But I I would never do this. Like, like, even if I was offered millions of dollars, I'm not sure I would do this for a living,

Nick VinZant 39:47

millions of dollars. It

John Shull 39:51

like I was minimally involved, but on when I did it last Saturday, and, like, just the, I mean, you know what? Like, one. Guy, and I won't say his name, he was, he was in Canada. The night before he made like 100 bucks, came there. He was going to make 100 bucks. He was going to Indiana on Indiana, on Labor Day, to make like 250 like, and he was like 45 like, a lot of wrestlers never make it. And if you've ever seen the movie The Wrestler that is, yeah, that is so true to life, and I got to live it on Saturday. I mean,

Nick VinZant 40:27

that's like, far, I always have a difficult difficulty in that, in terms of, like, are you following your passion, or are you delusional?

John Shull 40:38

I mean, I was actually going to ask you about this, so kind of segues into this as much as I want to talk about my wrestling debut. College football this past weekend was the worst product of college football that I can remember ever watching, and I think most of that has to do with two things. One, my disinterest in the sport now, because nobody stays right. There are no four, no more. Four more, four year players. And the second, like, the second thing is, Michigan played New Mexico, right? Easy game. It doesn't matter. New Mexico had 70 new players this year on their team. They can only carry like 75 that's absurd to me.

Nick VinZant 41:23

Oh, I just think it's being exposed for what it always really was, like, it was never really about the team or the school. It's just for making money, like it's just light professional sports,

John Shull 41:36

yeah, and you're not wrong. It's never been about the the athlete, but I don't know until a decade ago, maybe five years ago, at least, people made you believe that kids that went there believe that you have freshmen making, you know, millions of dollars and like, they don't even have to go to the pros if they were smart with their money.

Nick VinZant 41:56

No, not really. I mean, some of those people probably make more?

John Shull 42:01

But I say that to go back, like it's a delusion, and yes, and I hate saying it, because everyone I ran into at the show was amazing, like, they were friendly. I literally had one guy go, I know you've never done this before, but pop me for real. Like, let's make it look good. Like, literally hit me in the stomach and kick me in the back. Like, that's, let's give you some real heat, which, in the wrestling world is, you know, make me look more like a bad guy. And I was like, Dude, are you, are you sure about that? And he's like, yeah. Like, he's like, I'll tell you if it's enough. I'm like, wow. Like, you don't even know me, and you're willing to take, take things like that. Like, it's just incredible.

Nick VinZant 42:37

Did you like, Okay, what percentage power did you hit

John Shull 42:41

him? I mean, so from having watched wrestling, I kind of know how to fake it, and I'm air quoting again, but 6070, like, so I kicked him, and then I started hitting him on the back with my like forearm. And that, that I did pretty, that I that I did probably 80%

Nick VinZant 43:00

so, man, yeah. And as a grown man, hitting another grown man, even 50% is gonna hurt,

John Shull 43:06

yeah? And, like I said, it's just, it's incredible. The people were incredible. I had a great time. But you know, you're absolutely right. It's a delusion versus a reality. And the reality is, everyone that I was in the ring with, like, they have day jobs. Like, you know, yeah, most of there's one guy who, like, I said, that's a that's a professional wrestler.

Nick VinZant 43:27

But so are you now technically a professional wrestler? Are you gonna go around telling people your professional

John Shull 43:35

wrestler, your goddamn right? I am. Well, anyways, is it time? Are we gonna saddle up for one more cowboy? Like, I

Nick VinZant 43:43

don't have the energy to give you a good intro, because you depressed me. I don't

John Shull 43:46

want to depress you. You want me to talk in

Nick VinZant 43:50

time. Oh, best one I've done, the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again, candle of the month.

John Shull 44:03

That was good. That was with my that was

Nick VinZant 44:06

the best horse I've done, and that was the best horse I've done,

John Shull 44:09

easily, easily, alright, so perfect. This is I wish. I wish that I hadn't have gotten a little tipsy before my wrestling debut Saturday and through this candle on accident, but this candle go to Bath and Body Works amazing. It's amazing pumpkin pecan waffles you want to bring in the fall with aromas that will make your loved ones Pants Fall Off. Get them a little pumpkin pecan waffles candle at Bath and Body work. It's gonna be a little expensive. It's three weeks. You know, I feel about my wicks, like three wicks. It's gonna be about $27 plus shipping for one candle. But I gotta tell you, I can, gotta tell you, so. I've been kind of in this groove the last like six months. I'm kind of changing over to non traditional wax candles. This is a soy wax candle, and I love it. It just smells and burns differently than a traditional wax candle.

Nick VinZant 45:19

Oh, my god, does it? Tell me more,

John Shull 45:23

John, I know you're excited. You know what? People out there care about this. I've seen the metrics. They go up during this, during this part. Okay, not that we ever get metrics, but if we did, I know they would. Um, anyways, check it out. Pumpkin pecan waffles. It is limited edition because for the season, but Bath and Body Works, hook you up. I'm working on a sponsorship. I'm also working on trademarking candle connoisseur, because no one's done it.

Nick VinZant 45:54

Target Date 2028,

John Shull 45:56

we'll see. We'll see. I

Nick VinZant 45:57

have one big problem with your candle of the month. What is it called? Again,

John Shull 46:03

pumpkin pecan

Nick VinZant 46:04

waffles. It's pecan. Are you sure pumpkin pecan?

John Shull 46:12

Why do you say pecan? So funny. It's pecan.

Nick VinZant 46:15

It's pecan. That's how I say it pecan, not

John Shull 46:19

pecan. It sounds like you're like, you sound like a bird.

Nick VinZant 46:24

You sound like you don't know what the word is. It's pecan.

John Shull 46:29

Oh, trust me, I've had plenty of pecans, right?

Nick VinZant 46:32

Is that what you call it? What do you say? Router, root, root. So our top five is top five rules we don't follow. Like I'm not following that rule. What's your

John Shull 46:46

number five, that you're not supposed to pee in the pool or pee in a lake?

Nick VinZant 46:52

Oh, I would have that. I feel like that should have been much higher. I've got no problems peeing in a lake.

John Shull 46:59

I mean, it's you don't pee in a lake. It's not a big deal. But like, yeah, you're not. It's more of the pool thing. Like, I know you're not. You're not supposed to pee in the pool. Everybody does it, and then everyone swims through the warm spot. And everybody does this. You're swimming, you come across a warm spot who peed in the pool. Man, it's warm over here, and no one takes acknowledgement of it. No one

Nick VinZant 47:23

takes no one's going to claim it. Yeah. How would you feel if you were, like, warm spot, and then somebody just goes, That's me, and you didn't know who it was. Like, you're in a public pool, and somebody's just like, that's me.

John Shull 47:35

Well, the first person in my life, this is a shout out to everybody that tells me that they peed in the pool. I will buy you a beer.

Nick VinZant 47:44

Okay? My number five is free sample related. I take more than one free sample. I've taken as many as three free samples, and I've got no problem taking more than one free sample. I don't say anything. I just do it. Taking two. No excuse, no nothing. I'll take two in a hard,

John Shull 48:08

favorite free sample lately that you've had and where from,

Nick VinZant 48:13

we had a salmon burger from Costco that was pretty good. I went back there a couple of times. And my two boys, who are six and nine also do the same thing, but we take turns, and we go up there and all get like two maybe three. My son will get like two maybe three. Other son will get like two maybe three. We got nine free samples by the end, if we got a whole damn burger,

John Shull 48:39

they don't care, right? They're just dishing it out. They don't care.

Nick VinZant 48:43

We go into the Costco. If we go in as a family of four, my wife, myself, two boys, we walk in soon as we're in there, we're gone. We go through all the free samples, and we go to the food counter to get Sundays. And we don't associate with my wife in any way. We don't wait for her. We don't look for her. We don't do any of that. We are on our complete own mission.

John Shull 49:05

Wow. I'm sure that she loves that she does,

Nick VinZant 49:07

because she can do her shopping in peace. It works out very well for all of us.

John Shull 49:13

Oh, man, I, I can't stand stores anymore, especially Costco, because you walk in, you're the Verizon people or the AT and T people that want,

Nick VinZant 49:21

Oh, don't be that. Not nice. And I cancel this podcast in a second. You be smart. Costco in front of me again. Okay, what's number four? I

John Shull 49:33

didn't know you were such a Costco fan. My bad. I love Costco. My Okay, go. I'll go right now. Gonna put you on the spot, best food at Costco. If you were gonna order one thing right now from the food court, what would it

Nick VinZant 49:46

be they Oh, from the food court. Yeah, chocolate sundae.

John Shull 49:52

I've never even had a chocolate sundae from there.

Nick VinZant 49:54

Well, you need to get up on life, son, because you're missing out. You spent you. Entire life, just wasting it. You just been wasting this last 30 years. You've gone to Costco. How many times not gotten a chocolate sundae looking like a daisy fresh rookie over there?

John Shull 50:09

No, I get the Costco dog because that's what real men get. It's a Costco

Nick VinZant 50:14

dog. And then I get a Sunday you're

John Shull 50:16

gonna try to tell me about Costco. You're probably getting the weak ass piece of pizza too, aren't you? Get the whole pizza. Get the whole pizza. I've

Nick VinZant 50:24

gone in there and I've had to make a decision between ordering a pizza or just getting the requisite number of pizzas slices. And I'll just do that like, you want to wait 20 minutes for the pizza. It's 999, like, no, I'll just buy eight pieces, and that'll be 1299 not waiting. Well, that's a dick. Time is money, and that's time that I could be spending walking around looking for free samples.

John Shull 50:46

It's actually got a spark, alright? My number four is I see any while driving. If I see anything yellow, like a yellow light, come on the, you know, the the traffic lights. I press the gas, I don't slow down. Oh yeah, forward, I don't I'm not expressing caution. I That's like, I see the yellow light and I'm like, fucking I gotta go.

Nick VinZant 51:11

That's probably the only time in my societal life when I get visibly pissed off, is when the person in front of me knows they could have made it through the damn light. I could have made it through the damn yellow light, and you hit the brakes. I get pissed, and I know that there's so many people that have been in front of me on the road and just seen somebody going

John Shull 51:34

like, I mean, listen, like you said just two minutes ago, time is money.

Nick VinZant 51:38

Time is money. I can't stand a coward. My number four is showering before getting in the pool. I see that sign every time I go to a public pool, and never once have I showered, and never once will I shower. Oh,

John Shull 51:51

yeah, I don't know if I've ever been to a pool where I've seen that sign. I

Nick VinZant 51:55

don't know if anybody's ever done it like somebody actually showered before they got into the

John Shull 52:01

pool? Yeah? That that really doesn't make a lot of sense. If you think about it, some people their shower is the pool.

Nick VinZant 52:08

Oh, yeah, I've been that person. Yeah. I mean, maybe if you're in the Olympics, then you need to shower before you get in the pool. But otherwise,

John Shull 52:18

but one like, why?

Nick VinZant 52:20

Gotta wash off because some idiot probably comes in there straight from a mudding festival. Like, can I get in? Like, no idiot, shower off. Like it's all. Basically, almost all of society's rules have to be geared around idiots,

John Shull 52:36

but it's always the one like, when you don't you, would you rather be an idiot that follows the rules or an or a rule follower that has to follow rules because of one idiot?

Nick VinZant 52:48

I don't even know the answer to that question because I'm confused as to which one I am. Like I don't feel like there was, there wasn't a there wasn't a comma or semicolon or period anywhere in that that gave me context as to which one are those I was I have no idea what you meant.

John Shull 53:05

That's fair, agree. So I still this is a little embarrassing. I still don't know how to follow the rules air quotes again and like properly use table silverware, like if I'm at a nice meal, I don't know which fork to use, which spoon to use, which knife to use. I just grab whatever I want. I don't follow the rules whatsoever when I'm out to eat

Nick VinZant 53:35

with silverware. Oh, do you put a bib on

John Shull 53:39

if I have to Sure, it's one of those societal things, I think, is complete bullshit. It's the 1% that feel like they have to have a salad fork, they have to have a soup spoon, they have to have a steak knife. Though they're not having steak, they're having chicken. Like, just give me a fork and a knife and maybe a spoon and just get the f out of my way. I'm

Nick VinZant 54:03

not eating at any restaurants where I'm using utensils. To be honest with you, I would say that almost all of the restaurants I eat at only require hands. That's like, it's a burger that can't be burrito. I don't think I can't think of the last restaurant that I went out to eat at. We don't go out to eat very much, to be honest with you, but I can't think of the last restaurant that I went out to eat at where I needed to use silverware. I'm getting a sandwich and fries. Man,

John Shull 54:36

that's interesting. Ah, I mean, I gotta tell you, we actually have a pact for September where we're not going to eat out, because we realized in the month of August how much wasted money we spent, oh yeah, on eating. It's insane.

Nick VinZant 54:51

Without having a sense of smell, which I don't have a sense of smell for people who maybe aren't familiar, food is a total waste of money. I wouldn't. Ever eat out at an expensive restaurant. It means nothing to me. My number three is paying for bags at the grocery store. If I'm in self checkout and I'm doing it, I ain't paying for a bag. I'm not paying for bags when I'm doing the work.

John Shull 55:15

That's another one of those things that is just like, come on. Like grocery stores, like, Why the f do I have to pay 50 cents for an earth safe bag when I'm trying to save the planet? Like, you're not making profit on these? Like, let me be

Nick VinZant 55:33

Oh, that they maybe they're trying to get people to use I mean, I get it. I'm just saying that I'm not paying for it. If I'm doing the work. I'm not paying your eight cents. I don't care how many bags I've got, I'll double bag it. Walk out of there without paying it, stealing 16 cents

John Shull 55:50

since the pandemic, I don't think I've ever, I've I've had anyone bag my groceries. I one of the positives of covid, and I know that sounds stupid, because of everything that happened was all the chain, the major grocery store chains going to like majority self checkout counters. That's awesome.

Nick VinZant 56:11

Tune number two,

John Shull 56:13

I hate saying this. I didn't want to say this out loud, but if I'm an honest person, and if we're going to have an honest top five, and I don't want anyone to judge me out there, but if I'm in a bathroom and there are there's no toilet, you know, there's no Kleenex or whatnot, I will flush disposable wipes down the toilet. And you're not supposed to do that.

Nick VinZant 56:39

Oh, that can cause big problems for people plumbing. I feel like this is a faux pas that you have. I feel like that's, you've gone too far. I feel like you've gone too far, because that can cause big problems for plumbing, and then the bathroom shut down. That can affect a lot of people. That's, I wouldn't do that.

John Shull 56:58

I Yeah, I'm not proud of it. I have done it, and to be honest with you, I will do it again if I have to, but I don't want

Nick VinZant 57:06

to. Why don't you just throw away in the trash?

John Shull 57:10

Makes sense? I guess. I don't know there's a whole thing that go you're, first of all, you're pooping in public. So I don't want people to know that it's a whole thing. I just, you know, it's like, he

Nick VinZant 57:19

knows you're pooping, like, if you come out of the stall, they know that you were pooping. It's like, he's not like a mystery. They they probably want to know that you're pooping and not doing something else in there,

John Shull 57:30

like using those little seat cover things, right? Yeah, I'd probably go seven or eight deep.

Nick VinZant 57:39

Oh yeah, I do that too. Yeah. Okay, good. Oh yeah. I use a ton of Yeah. That's just how you do it. Nobody. I hope

John Shull 57:44

people comment on this, on wherever we have comment available. I want to know how many of those you use. I'm curious.

Nick VinZant 57:51

I don't think that anybody would ever go one seat cover on a toilet. I'm going three to four, at least, if not more,

John Shull 58:00

and you got a little ass. So like, what does that say?

Nick VinZant 58:03

It's muscular. Is what that says. My number two is the fasten your seat belt sign on an airplane, if I've got to go, I'm not paying any attention to that thing, unless the plane is actively bumping up and down, or the Captain has said something about, like, Hey, we're about to hit some turbulence. That is just a suggestion that I'm not paying any attention to. If I got to go to the bathroom, I'm going to the bathroom.

John Shull 58:26

Yeah, I mean, that's just one of those things that you know, it's I always felt it was a little dumb, like, even if you put your seat belt on, does it really matter

Nick VinZant 58:39

what you can wait a couple of minutes. We have a rule that you can't burp or, like, fart in a house unless it's a good one. Then, like, that was a pretty

Unknown Speaker 58:50

good one. Heard it.

Nick VinZant 58:51

What's your number

John Shull 58:53

one? Ah, so it's boring, but it's absolutely true. And I don't I barely obey any kind of pedestrian walking signs.

Nick VinZant 59:04

I live in Seattle, where there's lots of pedestrians. For people who live in like big cities, city cities, not sprawl, cities like Detroit and a lot of Midwestern cities. If you live in a city where people are actively walking like what John said is appalling to you. But if you live in places where people don't usually walk, like where I used to live in Wichita or like Detroit, then it's not usually that big of a deal. But like, Yeah, dude, you're gonna hit somebody one day. Like, people would lose their minds about that.

John Shull 59:36

Excellent, quick examples, I still a lot of times walk with the flow of traffic instead of against it. I don't care about jaywalking. I think that's one of the stupidest things to ever be invented or ticketed for. Like, don't tell me where I can cross the street. Like it's it's dumb to me that that's even a thing. I feel like it's ill timed, like the. Walking mechanisms on traffic lights. They had that stupid button that you can push if you're a pedestrian. Like that never works.

Nick VinZant 1:00:07

Like, God, you're gonna get hit by a car. You know that this is how you're going to die. You're going to be hit by a car because of your behavior. Like,

John Shull 1:00:16

I'm I'm too big of a person. Like, it better be a bus. It's

Nick VinZant 1:00:20

dude. It doesn't matter how big a Geo Metro is gonna kill you.

John Shull 1:00:25

No way, no way, unless

Unknown Speaker 1:00:27

they're going, my God,

John Shull 1:00:31

there's no way, no way. Geo Metro is killing me, unless they're going 100 miles an hour down the

Nick VinZant 1:00:37

street. Okay, what I'm just gonna, let's just go through process of elimination here and break this down. Are you aware of the concept of steel?

Unknown Speaker 1:00:51

Go fuck yourself.

Nick VinZant 1:00:52

But I you so you are familiar with steel. Do you look at your body, which tore the calf off of the bone, ended up in the hospital after picking up a dog poop, tore this calf off the bone while trying to run, which was really just one step, hurt his back and needed to go to the hospital. I believe after picking up a dog poop. Do you think that that body is stronger than steel.

John Shull 1:01:23

First off, I have to give you. Can

Nick VinZant 1:01:25

you answer the question? Can you answer the question, Is your body stronger than steel?

John Shull 1:01:30

I'll answer the question in two seconds. Your memory is fantastic. Well done. No, my body is not stronger than steel.

Nick VinZant 1:01:38

Okay, so now that we have that established. Do you think that your body is then stronger than steel, moving at a certain speed

John Shull 1:01:48

a Geo Metro? Absolutely.

Nick VinZant 1:01:54

Do? I know my number one, yes. I mean, I just can't imagine the kind of thought process that's going on in your head where you're looking at even a Geo Metro. Maybe you could look it up while I go on this rant. What is the weight of a Geo Metro, even you? I'll look. Do you think that your body is stronger than, let's just call it, 1500 pounds of steel moving down the road? This is like people who are against sunscreen because they're like no man, I'm stronger than the sun. What's the weight of a Geo Metro,

John Shull 1:02:30

1600 to 2000 pounds? So do you

Nick VinZant 1:02:33

think that your body is stronger than 1600 to 2000 pounds of steel moving at a decent speed, moving at 20 miles an hour. You ain't living through that, man, you better hope you get hit in the air.

John Shull 1:02:47

Yeah, I'm not saying that I wouldn't get hurt, maybe even critically, but I don't know if getting hit by Geo Metro at 30 miles an hour is going to kill me. Yeah, it is the fatality risk at 30 miles an hour is around 5% but this is misleading, as the rate increases rapidly per mile per hour after that,

Nick VinZant 1:03:16

I would have actually thought that the fatality risk was much higher at a lower mile an hour, but it must be because of the way it, like hits you and knocks you backwards, or you go up on it, like it's not a complete and total hit. But anyway, regardless of this, you are not stronger than steel moving at any mile per hour, like, if you get hit by a car, it's gonna hurt.

John Shull 1:03:40

You know what? Ask all those wrestlers on Saturday how strong I am. They'll tell

Nick VinZant 1:03:44

you, not stronger than steel.

John Shull 1:03:47

What's your number one? Superman?

Nick VinZant 1:03:49

My number one is cleaning my ears with a Q tip. I know you're not supposed to do it, but I love it. I do it every day. I don't care how much they No, you're not supposed to do that at all. It's like a big no, no. You're not supposed to use a Q tip to clean your ears.

John Shull 1:04:04

Okay, I'm sorry. Then, what the f are Q tips even for?

Nick VinZant 1:04:12

Yeah, I have to open cheese right now.

John Shull 1:04:15

Good, but then you can answer my question as to what are Q tips even for? Then, if they're not for your ears,

Nick VinZant 1:04:21

that is a huge mystery. I don't know what anyone would use a Q tip for, other than cleaning your ears, but apparently that's the one thing you're not supposed to do with them.

John Shull 1:04:29

I mean, it legit, makes no sense. Then, then Q tips shouldn't even be around.

Nick VinZant 1:04:33

Well, it's like one of those things that like, that's what everybody uses it for, though. Sorry, man, Dad tax. Do you employ the dad tax something you

John Shull 1:04:42

do, are you going to eat cheese? Maybe you're going to eat cheese. You should go eat cheese.

Nick VinZant 1:04:46

I am going to go eat cheese. All right, let's did you have anything in your interest in your honorable mention, hey, get the grubby hands out of here.

John Shull 1:04:52

Oh, you're getting mobbed. There they are.

Nick VinZant 1:04:57

They can beat me by sheer numbers alone. You. Me absolutely all right, I gotta go do stuff. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless. I wanna thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. I would imagine that some of those reviews would be about John's delusion. I mean, like, imagine looking at a car driving down the road and just being like, that's not gonna hurt me. You.

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Football is back! And for College Football Sideline Reporter Amanda Guerra, that means the craziness is about to begin. We talk what really happens on the sidelines, chasing down coaches and the wildest stadiums. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Worst College Mascots.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, life on the sidelines and the worst college mascots,

Amanda Guerra 0:23

they'll give us information, you know, essentially kind of their game plan in these meetings, and we have to keep it quiet in college versus NFL. NFL is very much about the game itself. College football, we can tell stories about these kids, not for every college game. Do you need a police escort into the stadium and a police escort out of the stadium?

Nick VinZant 0:44

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or a review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because with football season getting underway, I think that she has a really interesting look at what really happens during these games and surrounding these games. This is college football sideline reporter, Amanda Guerra, what's football season like for you? Is football season fundamentally different than other sports seasons?

Amanda Guerra 1:20

Yes, normally, once football season comes, I disappear from everything, like my friends and family, like they know if they want to see me, like I have a heart out by somewhere, like around the middle of August, like I just disappear and I will reappear, sometimes in December, sometimes in January, sometimes it's pushed all the way to February. So it just depends. Yeah, it gets absolutely insane

Nick VinZant 1:47

as you lead up to a game, like, what is the week like for you? The day like for you? Et cetera, et cetera, whatever timeframe works

Amanda Guerra 1:56

for every single game, we will meet with both teams a lot of times, the visiting team. We meet with them on Zoom. So we do a zoom with the head coach, offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, and some of the players. So hopefully we do all them at once. Sometimes they're spread out, they can last like a couple hours. So we will go around the horn like, first it's a play by play guy, and then it's the color commentary guy, and then it's me. They ask questions, you know, individually, and then I ask a question. We just kind of go around so we'll talk to each coach for 20 or 30 minutes, some last a little bit longer, and you know, we're asking them they're asking them more about like their game plan, you know, or players that are hurt, or how to pronounce names. I look for more of, like, story lines of, okay, what changed from last game to this game? Like, who are your leaders on the team? Just it changes throughout the different throughout the season. So we meet with both teams, and then we'll travel Thursday for a game, because Friday, we'll meet the home team in person. We'll do it all over again with the home team, and then we head out for the night, Friday night, and we all write all of our own stuff. Takes several hours, so we're normally up pretty late. And I'll put together like 10 set stories for the game that I would like to tell about these players, and then all of my other notes about what the coaches said and what, you know, our experts think should happen. It's a lot of work for not a lot of hits, and you have to be okay with most of your preparation, not even making it into the game, but you always have to be ready for it. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 3:36

that's what I was going to ask, right? It seems like an immense amount of preparation, and then once the game starts, you kind of have no idea what's going to happen. Going to happen or if any of this is going to be

Amanda Guerra 3:44

used. Yeah. So we have always what we call an open so you will always see your sideline reporter at the very beginning of the game, right before kickoff, they'll send it down. And it's really crazy. You think maybe you see them a lot. Our hits are like, 20 seconds long. 2030 seconds. So I have this whole story, whether, like, say it's about the quarterback or something, and he's made some really big changes, and he's getting ready for this really tough team. So I've talked to him, and I have this information. I tell this whole story within about 20 seconds, 25 seconds, and then once the game starts, it really is the flow of the game. I may have all these stories about all these different players, but it really depends on if they're playing in the game or if they're doing well, like, I'm not going to be like, Oh, hey. So this wide receiver over here, you haven't really seen them do anything, but I can tell you a nice story about them, you know, that doesn't go with the flow of the game. So that's why you have to have so much preparation. Because maybe it's like, their, you know, their backup running back who happens to have, like, a phenomenal game, or, like, a really good run or something. I want to be able to have something on that guy, so I can kind of add to the storyline of the game. But then you're also looking for injury reports. Those are a little bit harder. NFL injury reports are easier. Easier than college, because they're more forthcoming. In college, a lot of times we watch a guy get injured and they don't give us any information. We so you have to, like, look at what it is without over speculating. Like, if I see someone get hurt and they come off the field and they're grabbing their right leg, and then they go into the injury tent, and then they come out and they sit on the sideline, and I don't know what's happening. I still have to come up with a report with that little of information, because the viewers at home want to know what's going on with this guy.

Nick VinZant 5:35

You're just bouncing back and forth between both sidelines the whole game, essentially.

Amanda Guerra 5:39

Yeah, normally, we start normally, I'll do one per quarter. I'll kind of switch sidelines, but then it depends. Say, like, a team's down and they're doing really bad, and, you know, their quarterback comes off and it's like, slamming his helmet, you know, down, or maybe he grabs all of his offense around him and, like, wants to give him a speech. Like, I kind of need to be aware of what's going on with each sideline, because maybe I've spent almost the entire half on that sideline, but there's more information coming from it. So I can tell I have what I call a talk back button on my microphone, and I can go up to my producer, and they won't hear me on air. I'm like, hey, I can give you an update on, you know, kind of the atmosphere of what's going on at the sideline. So then I can say, you know, yes, they had the ball taken away from them, but as soon as they came off, you know, their quarterback or their center or something, you know, pulled his team around him and said, you know, guys like, we've got to get it. We just got to get, you know, one play, One down, one at a time. Those are kind of the live stories that I'm looking for on the sideline. So, yeah, it's just or if there's an injury, you know, I have to run to the other sideline. So it's a lot of back and forth. You're never standing still during the game. And then even if you are at one sideline, you're working your way down the field as to where the ball is, because you want to be able to see what's going on. Our

Nick VinZant 6:56

team's pretty forthcoming about it. In the let's stick to kind of college are they pretty forthcoming? Are they glad to have you there? Are they kind of like, Oh, God, we gotta deal with

Amanda Guerra 7:05

this. It depends. It kind of depends, um, and that's always a job of mine, is to get them to like me, essentially, you know, especially when we go into these meetings and, you know, if we're on Zoom or for in person, like we're not dressed up, we're wearing sweatshirts. You know, it's not formal. A lot of times we have snacks or something like that. Um, so I try to be as conversational as possible, and our goal is to never try to put that team in a bad light. You know, even if they're not having a good season, we're looking for the positivity from it, especially myself. So some coaches do not want to give you a lot of information, I will say, like service academy, coaches are very close to the close to the vest, if you will. Some coaches are great. Some are very forthcoming a lot. Sometimes it depends how long they've been coaching. If it's a new coach, you know, you could get a new coach that wants to give you all the information, or you could get a new coach that's scared of the media, so they want to keep everything really close to the best. And a lot of times, the coaches that have been doing it a little bit longer, I think, trust the media more that you know, because they'll give us information, you know, essentially, kind of their game plan in these meetings, and we have to keep it quiet until the games begin. Like, maybe we know a particular player is not going to be playing, but they'll ask us, please don't announce this until the game begins, like, until kickoff, or until right before kickoff, so the other team can't, you know, formulate a plan around that in the game, it depends. You can get kind of both worlds. You can get, like, a very, what we call coach speak answer, you know, it's like, oh, well, we need to get a first down. And, you know, we gotta, we can't turn the ball over. And, you know, blah, blah, blah, we have to be better on special teams. And then sometimes coaches are like, I forget which coach it was, but one time he went in to half time and he came back, he goes, Yeah, I told those guys, like, if they don't want to play, don't come out of the F and locker room. Like, just stand there. Those are the coaches that I love that are, like, really honest about their passion, kind

Nick VinZant 9:15

of switching a little bit of gears in the sense, like, how competitive of an industry is this to get into

Amanda Guerra 9:20

it is competitive. It's small. You can get into it. But as far as kind of climbing in it, there aren't a lot of jobs available, like, if you think about, you know, female sideline reporters, you know, we have CBS, which I work for, Fox, ESPN slash, ABC, NFL Network, and now Amazon, and that's it. I will say, once you are in it, it is very supportive. The females, especially are. It's a tight knit group. We very much watch out for one another. We call each other. You know when the games are going on, and check in with none another. You know whether it's, you know, helping each other with a story, or just what you're wearing that day, or. Are, you know, hey, I just want to wish you good luck, like there's not, you know, backstabbing or anything like that. I will say the females within the sports broadcast industry, industry, excuse me, we are very close knit, and we're very tight. So it's not competitive in that way. It's just more of trying to get your foot in the door and then continue to climb up.

Nick VinZant 10:23

How much do you really kind of have to know about the sport? Everything, everything, like you've got, I don't know anything about football. Like if somebody said, what the four 3d I know there's a four, three and a three, four, and I couldn't tell you what the difference is before

Amanda Guerra 10:37

the I will say, so where you would say, it's competitive, um, it is very hard to grow if you do not know your stuff, because you will be caught very quickly. It will, you know, for instance, if we're doing a segment with someone, or I'll just say, for like, sideline purposes, we have to do a live interview with a coach at the end of the first quarter and at the end of the third quarter, and that's live, and it is one or two questions, and you need to know what to ask him. Nobody's telling you what to ask. So you need to be able to be following the game to know a good question to ask that coach at the end of it. So, you know. And it needs to be a little bit more in depth. It's not just, Oh, what do you want to change in the second half, you know? So in those instances, you really do have to follow, and you have to be able to interpret what they're saying. And a lot of times, you know, it's the same for halftime report, you talk to both coaches. If you're not doing an on camera interview, the sideline job is you interview both coaches off camera. One's going into the tunnel, the other one's coming out of the tunnel, and you have about 30 Seconds to formulate, you know, kind of your your plan in your head to do a live report in about 30 seconds. So in that instance, like, if you don't know football, and you don't understand what they're saying, then then you're going to get caught. And you know, people at home are going to know, and they're going to let you know, and they're going to let your bosses know too. So you definitely have to

Nick VinZant 12:03

study, yeah, and that's okay, like, I'm kind of basing this off the mindset of 10 years ago, right? And that was like, oh, there's women on the sideline of the football game. Like, is that still a thing, or is that? Like, no, that's over with now.

Amanda Guerra 12:17

No, if anything, I get kind of bothered that it's gone the other way, where, like you almost exclusively, only see women on the sideline. So I don't want it to be just women. I want it to be I love seeing women on the sideline, but I would much rather across all spectrums of sports broadcasting. Kind of see it be a mix. You know, sometimes, like, if we if there are a lot of studio shows and, and I get this in that all of the analysts are men, because they're former players, you know, a lot of times they will have a female host. Maybe it's getting, you know, former, you know, having more female analysts, or something like that. So I don't, I love the sideline role belonging to women and them being good at it, but we never want to be hired based on you're a female that can fill this role. You know, all of us want to be hired based on our merits, as opposed to just kind of filling that role as a female who can do a job, if that makes sense,

Nick VinZant 13:23

yeah, yeah. Is the job what you thought it would

Amanda Guerra 13:28

be? Yes, it's definitely more intense and harder than I thought it would be when I first got here. I was only three weeks into the job, and they asked if I could do a sideline job. And I think naively, I thought, oh, yeah, that's fine. And I thought after my first game, like, it went pretty well. And it's one of those where you think maybe, oh, I could do a better, like, a bigger game and be fine, until you realize you need time to grow into those roles, you know, like, like, thankfully, like, there was time before doing, you know, like a smaller game, very late at night on CBS Sports Network, versus doing an SEC game or a big 10 game on big CBS, versus doing an NFL game. You need that time to make those mistakes. So in that way, I can look now, you know, four or five years into it, versus when I did my first game, like I knew nothing.

Nick VinZant 14:22

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions? Sure, I love those favorite place big school, like, Oh, that's a cool environment for a big school

Amanda Guerra 14:32

Georgia. It is out of every college place that I've done. But then also every it is more intense than any NFL practice, specifically their practices and their facilities. It is beyond imaginable the money they have the way Kirby spark runs their practices. He goes around with a microphone or a megaphone, I guess you call it, you. And he is constantly shouting at players. He will call you out in front of everyone a lot of times. Like, NFL practices, they are a little bit serious. But like, you know, there's so much more professionals that, like, it's kind of like, like a run through here and there. Like, a lot of their work is beginning of the season, and Georgia is so intense, it could, like, it's intimidating. And then they go into yoga practice. There's, like, you know, every Tuesday they have a yoga instructor come in, so you're watching all these guys get yelled at by Kirby smart. And then they come in and they take it seriously. They take it super seriously. And because it's working on their flexibility and their breathing and, you know, just their their mindset and stuff like that. But, like, it just, I said, like, their facilities are just, like, what, what am I what this is wild, you know, and then the game set up too, like, that's the one where, like, not for every college game, do you need a police escort into the stadium and a police escort out of the stadium? And that is one of the places where, like, we have police cars getting us in and out, because Athens is so wild in a good way. I love it. I would, I would never, you know, hate on it.

Nick VinZant 16:11

Favorite place, smaller school, like, Oh, that's a sleeper,

Amanda Guerra 16:14

Boise State. I don't know if you can call it a smaller school. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 16:17

that's the only thing I had. Is, like, it was that still small? Or is that the blue field

Amanda Guerra 16:21

is really cool, like, I thought it was going to be weird. And, you know, they have to, like, put in, like, I don't know if it's like, if they put in like, OWL noises or something, I think they have to put in like, some weird noises, because birds will try to dive onto the field thinking that it's water. And then I, like, Boise's stunning, stunningly gorgeous. Um, I would say my other I'm trying to think, um, Utah State is stunning because you have the mountains behind it. It's like, one of the most beautiful places. We have a we have Mountain West so, like, I'm thinking about West schools, and then I am very partial to San Diego State, because they have a women's restroom on the bottom level. Most of them

Nick VinZant 17:05

don't. It's amazing that, the older you get, the really that life just comes down to, like, how close is the bathroom? Yeah, exactly. How do you deal with the kind of the coach speak, right? Because sometimes I'll see these things, and at home, it's kind of fascinating that you hear the reporter and asked this really good question about, like, what are you going to do about their defensive front pushing you back on the left hand line? And the players, like, you know, we just going to take it one game at a time. And like, how do you get a real answer out of somebody? So

Amanda Guerra 17:34

one of two things, a lot, if I'm off camera, I don't do very in depth questions with my coaches, because I try to keep it so conversational with them. Sometimes, like, if we're off camera and I just need an answer, I'm like, Hey, what did you like? What did you hate? What do you want to change? And a lot of times, they kind of give me a more real answer. Um, about that. They're pretty good at giving real answers about specific players, but if they don't want to give me something, I and there's nothing I can do because I get a one chance to talk to them, they're they're walking into the tunnel, they're walking out. I'm very honest with the viewer, and I'm like, Look, you guys know what coach speak is he didn't want to give an answer about it, so that's it, like, you know, this is what I asked him. This is what he said, you know, we know he likes to keep it close to the vest, so apparently, you know, we saw him frustrated on the sideline, you know, late there in the second. And you know, we'll see how it goes. But you know, just didn't feel like, I'm just honest about whatever they said. I think you can turn it into, if they don't give you an answer, you can say they didn't answer you. You don't need to make up something, you know. You can just say they didn't want to answer the question, how has

Nick VinZant 18:50

it changed? How has it changed in the lessons you started? Has it? Has it changed? I guess, is the question.

Amanda Guerra 18:55

Yeah, it's Well, I think the biggest thing where it's changing is meteorites. So, you know, you have Netflix getting in the game. They're doing Christmas games, you know, Amazon is in it. Um, Apple's talked about getting in it. It's, it's changed where for those of us, um, that work for certain companies, once a meteorites deal is gone, you know, for instance, we had the SEC forever, and, you know, here came in ESPN, and they offered more money, and we lost it. I think it's changing in that aspect where, you know, I recently, and I don't know if this is true, I read for, like, a sports fan to watch, like, all of the major sports and stuff like that. It's like $5,000 a year now for, like, streaming and different things like that, you're not just going to ABC, CBS, you know, Fox for your games, like, you know, we work for Paramount, and now we're gonna have UFC. So you're gonna have to have paramount to watch UFC. And I think for a sports fan, that's. Where it's kind of changed, where it's all over the map. I've had a lot of friends talk to me about that the day to day, hasn't I don't think that has really changed so much. Social media has already been there for a while now. I think you need to be very on your toes, because if you do make a mistake, somebody's gonna catch it. I don't read comments because I have friends that are in this industry, and they love reading comments. You know, whether it's a segment that we posted or an interview or something like that, or go see what's trending and why are they trending, I like to go home and keep my my mental piece about me.

Nick VinZant 20:37

Yeah, I can see that. Either you can look at it and kind of just be interested. Or, like, No, you can't go down that road. Yeah, I don't go down that road. Player's name, you had to practice the most to be able to pronounce

Amanda Guerra 20:50

when it comes to those like, you try to, like, see if maybe they have a nickname. And so you're hoping the guys in the booth is how I get around it, say their name first, so that when I reference them, I can just call them, like, by their nickname or something, any of the like, a lot of like, the Hawaiian Pacific Islander names, those are by far the hardest to pronounce, because there's, there's just, there's so much, there's so many syllables, there's so many like, there's just so much of it, and I Respect the hell out of it, like they're beautiful names, but they, they do take a while.

Nick VinZant 21:25

Yeah, if you're not used to it, like your tongue just can't move in that fashion. I remember when to a tongue of ILO came out when he first started, and, like all the announcers said, we can't do this. Right to break away.

Amanda Guerra 21:38

Coach, can Nia, Mata Lolo, I think, oh, sorry, coach. So would you call him Coach Ken,

Nick VinZant 21:47

has n i l change things? Do you feel like n i L has changed the industry?

Amanda Guerra 21:51

Yes, yes. It sucks. No. I mean, like, I'm happy for the players. It stinks for a sideline reporter, because every team's different, you know, like, there's, you go into a team and, you know, even now, like, I mean, some of the top schools in the country, you're like, Okay, who's that quarterback again? Who's that? It's, it's more rare to have a returning quarterback than it is somebody who's transferred in, you know, and so it makes it harder for us to know these teams, it makes it harder for the coaches to put together solid teams. You know, it really takes them a good chunk of the season in order to kind of know what your team's going to look like and how you can compete and different things like that. You know, if you're having like an offensive line and everybody's New, and then your quarterback's new, and your running backs are new, and everything like that, then it's really hard to to understand that gel. I think it's kind of taken away some of the like, you know, the line like, baseball is romantic and stuff like that. How can you not be romantic about baseball? And I think for a while there was, how can you not be romantic about college football? Once the season gets, it gets it's still kind of there. But I think some of the romance has been taken away from

Nick VinZant 23:02

it. How many frequent flyer miles do you have?

Amanda Guerra 23:05

I threw I so I actually I calculated it one time. I flew 33,000 miles last year. So I flew more than any like, you know, they always calculate like which NFL team or which college team is going to fly the furthest. I forget which NFL team it was last year. I think it was think it was UCLA. But either way, whatever it was I was, they were like, at 28 and 30,000 miles. So yeah, it's, it's exactly, it's a lot of time in a plane. I have learned many different ways to fly, on how to sleep on an airplane, very easily.

Nick VinZant 23:39

Um, last question, what do you what's your favorite thing about it?

Amanda Guerra 23:45

The stories these guys have worked so so hard to be there, like people are like, Oh, what's your favorite sport together? What's your favorite team? And when I go into games, I have fallen so in love with these players and these teams that, like I genuinely have no rooting interest, because it doesn't matter what they've everybody has done something to overcome whatever obstacle in the life to get to this level. There's been sacrifice. You know, there's been tremendous hard work, like they care so much, like you want to tell every single player story. So being able to tell some of them is, is just truly remarkable, because they're all amazing kids, and I mean, even the coaches too, but really the players and just and for some of them, that's the highest level they're ever going to get to. You know, you always when you talk to a player after a game, or when you're talking to them in the meeting, or you're calling their game, you want to pretend like that is the biggest moment of their life when it comes to football, because you never know if it's good. To be, and they want to remember that day and that moment for what it is.

Nick VinZant 25:06

I want to thank Amanda so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're profoundly pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description, real quick. I want to take a moment and thank one of the sponsors of our show, Nord VPN, specifically their new product, Nord protect. Nordprotect is an identity theft protection service that you can trust. Just listen to all of these things that it features, credit card monitoring, dark web monitoring, malware, breach alerts, identity theft recovery, cyber extortion protection and online fraud coverage. And right now, they are offering a special discount to our listeners. Profoundly pointless listeners can get 5% off a Nord protect subscription. All you have to do is pick up a plan, set up monitoring, verify your identity, and then enjoy all around identity protection that lets you keep tabs on all of your information, and again, you can get an exclusive 5% discount on Nord protect. All you have to do is use the code that we've put in the episode description, and you can start protecting your identity. It's risk free with a 30 day money back guarantee. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. What room in the house do you think that you will die in bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living

John Shull 26:48

area probably won't be the bathroom. Yeah, I don't think I'm a bathroom guy. I guess I never really thought I would die in my house.

Nick VinZant 26:57

Where do you think that you would die then? Like, where do you envision yourself? Like, how do you think it ends for you,

John Shull 27:04

something tragic, but where whoever knows me is like, Well, that makes sense.

Nick VinZant 27:11

Oh, yeah. Like, you're gonna go through some fault, direct fault of your own.

Speaker 1 27:15

I mean, probably the kitchen.

Nick VinZant 27:18

Yeah, I can see you actually dying in the kitchen. I think I'm more of a living room kind of guy. I see myself more just kind of collapsing in a more public area of the home than dying, like in my bathroom or in the bedroom or in the kitchen. I think I'm just gonna, like, drop dead in a hallway.

John Shull 27:41

But if you die in your living room, does that then become a dead room?

Nick VinZant 27:48

I can't. I almost briefly for a second. There stopped that. Thought about stopping the show forever.

John Shull 27:56

Why dad jokes are funny? What if I throw in garage? No. No, I that. I mean, I would imagine that would be a lot of men's answers, but it would not be my my answer.

Nick VinZant 28:10

Okay, well, I polled the audience. 68% of people said that they would die in the bedroom. 14% say bathroom, 13% say living area. Only 5% say kitchen. I thought more people would have picked the kitchen as a place that they see themselves dying.

John Shull 28:26

I feel like the bedrooms and eat, like that's the easy out, right? Like that's where people seem to pass aways in the bedroom. But let's be honest, that's not where you want to pass out or pass away in. Oh,

Nick VinZant 28:39

I don't think that people pass away in the bedroom. I have had, I won't go into it, but I have had several family members who were found in their home. None of them found in the bedroom. I think if you're going to go the bedroom route, it's unlikely, because that would probably be the kind of circumstances where you would end up in the hospital first. Like if it was going to be kind of a slow decline, I think he would be found. I think he would probably just be in the hospital. That's why I think that, like the more unusual areas of the house, are probably much more likely.

John Shull 29:12

I mean, if I could be found, I would want to be found like the guy from Weekend at Bernie's just sitting up with sunglasses on outside on my deck. Just dead.

Nick VinZant 29:22

When are you ready to talk about your new background?

John Shull 29:26

I mean, it kind of was a mistake, but I'm ready to talk about it whenever you want to.

Nick VinZant 29:32

How do you Okay, scale it one to 10. How do you feel about it? Not don't hedge your bets and be and be a worse about it, like, Well, I really feel like a nine, but I'm gonna say seven so that like nobody's me.

John Shull 29:45

For those of you out there that can't see this, I showed up to the recording with a wallpaper background of what seems to be a dark, lit room, maybe you would find at a i. Dance Club. In the corner of the dance club, couple of neon lights,

Nick VinZant 30:04

yeah, it's kind of like, Oh, you got a hello back there. Now, did you make it? Or did you just pick that as the background?

John Shull 30:12

I just picked it, but I was really just thinking I would be able to UN select it after five minutes, and I clearly I don't know how to do it, and now I'm stuck with it for

Nick VinZant 30:22

this episode. I don't mind the color. I'm a fan of kind of purple. For some reason I've always felt like profoundly pointless is a purplish show. My problem is, is that your Mega head blocks out most of the sign so just says hell all the time. It sure does stuff. It's supposed to say hello, but it's blocked out, so it just says, hell,

John Shull 30:45

my ear takes up half the sign. I also want it to be known that this past weekend, my family and I went to a zoo, and there was a family of gorillas, and my daughter said, Daddy, look at you. Look like the dad gorilla. All upset all the time.

Nick VinZant 31:05

Oh, god, that's how you see you.

John Shull 31:08

But then it started like a chain reaction, because there was a lot of people around this enclosure, by the way, quick shout out to to the Toledo zoo, fantastic zoo, if you're ever in the Midwest. Where's Toledo? By the way, it's in Ohio about it's about an hour south of Detroit, straight down, I 75 place people find themselves regularly to leave. All I'm saying is great Zoo, and it started this whole chain reaction where by the end, there was six or seven kids that were like, look at him. He's unhappy, like the gorilla. I'm like, they were all pointing at you. I'm like, what happened? How did I even get involved in

Nick VinZant 31:43

this? I don't understand. I've never been publicly ridiculed. You were publicly ridiculed by a group of children

John Shull 31:51

fucking they weren't even teenagers. I would get him as a teenager. These were like little kids that you know. Of course, the dad gorilla wasn't doing me any favors, just sitting there looking all pissed off all the time. But then again, I would understand, because he had like five kids in this small exhibit that were being assholes. And then I'm like,

Nick VinZant 32:08

yeah, like, look at these kids do you not represent in public?

Speaker 1 32:14

I don't. I don't know what you mean by that. I don't

Nick VinZant 32:16

know. I just don't understand any situation in which I could find myself being made fun of by 16, like kids I didn't know.

John Shull 32:24

I mean, if I'm my seven year my oldest daughter is a traitor and will turn on me in an instant for a laugh or a reaction.

Nick VinZant 32:33

This is, this is the consequences of something that we have talked about before, the fact that you hurt, I believe your back at some point. You also tore your calf off the bone. Taking one step, and you've portrayed you have allowed this image of weakness to be created by you and your family is noticing that, like you've got to step up. You gotta change your public perception. You have to change the way that your family is. Family is seeing you, because right now they're looking at you and they're like, Oh, this

John Shull 33:05

guy's soft. How they they're comparing me to an angry gorilla. I don't think that's soft. That just means I'm an

Nick VinZant 33:12

ordinary person. Uh, they're insulting you in public.

John Shull 33:15

Well, you know, what did you didn't get dipping dots. So I win. I won that one good. That's That's good.

Nick VinZant 33:22

That's the way to do it. And did you get them? Did you get the dipping dots and rub it in their face that you were getting the Dipp dots and they were not?

Speaker 1 33:29

No, did not get dipping dots. I've

Nick VinZant 33:31

done that before. I've been like, I'm getting it. You aren't.

John Shull 33:36

I find it very hard. And for any parent out there, I'm sure you understand this. It's very hard to get anything without my daughters wanting and, you know, and tell me if this is bad on my part, like, we get an ice cream cone. I get my own. They all get their own. They all want to lick mine before I I've even licked it.

Nick VinZant 33:57

Oh yeah, dude, you just getting walked over by your family. You gotta, like, put your foot down a little bit,

John Shull 34:02

sure. Well, I know, I know. I'm fine. I do not need to certainly move on to shout outs. You

Nick VinZant 34:08

just got to show them that you're not something to be messed with. Don't want to start a respected member of the family. You're not a sad gorilla. You're their dad.

John Shull 34:16

Um, but you're, you're twisting the surround, as you always do, can we get some shout outs and

Nick VinZant 34:22

move on for it, right? Anything to, anything to, anything to get yourself away from facing the truth

John Shull 34:28

after shout outs, I need to, you know, I teased last week that I had a massive

Nick VinZant 34:33

Oh, right, right, right, right. I thought it at first. I thought it was your background. I thought that's was the going to be the big thing?

John Shull 34:39

No, this is, this is way bigger than anything that I probably said on the show in the last five years. Wow. Alright, shout out. So real

Nick VinZant 34:50

fast. So we're gonna finally getting that micro penis fixed, huh? Gonna

John Shull 34:54

speed through these here? Xavier Godwin, Jeff Borg Cameron. Doyle Zach doomerville, Nadia, Kenisha, Jude Grayson, Elam young, Muhammad, McCabe, Justin, Isabella and Brendan O'Leary.

Nick VinZant 35:15

Oh, okay, all right. You

John Shull 35:17

ready for the big announcement?

Nick VinZant 35:18

I'm ready. Can I guess what? It

Speaker 1 35:20

is sure

Nick VinZant 35:24

is it work, personal

Speaker 1 35:27

or personal related, I tell you what I'll give you. You won't give

Nick VinZant 35:30

this at all. So I just, I'm not going to be able to guess it at all. Why don't you just tell me this

John Shull 35:35

Saturday, live from Royal Oak, Michigan. Oh, man, coming to you from rumble in the skate park is the debut, the professional wrestling debut, a Big Bad John.

Nick VinZant 36:02

Oh, that's the face you're gonna make. Then have you practiced? I mean, I don't know. The thing is, is like, I don't know if you look like Big Bad John or big sad John.

John Shull 36:13

So, so I totally understand what you're saying. I get that a lot of people in my life would say, how are you gonna be this, this, this, this body guard. Ish mean character when you look like a teddy bear,

Nick VinZant 36:26

right? What are you going to do? How are you going to be Jamie Lannister when you're Samwell Tarly,

John Shull 36:32

so we did a promo shoot two months ago. Okay, okay. Are you gonna play it? Are you No, no, no. Well, I'm not. I'm not I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna play that. I want to. I want to find the photo for you, though. Okay, okay, okay. And I'm part of a group called the Gam or the grown men. Oh,

Nick VinZant 36:55

and I see what you sit there. You can pass. I mean, you've already got, like, six.

John Shull 36:59

Well, that's kind of our thing here the, you know, we're the grown men, grass men, you know. We don't want to offend the kids. This is a, this is a chill the child's program. So it's the grown men, you know. So regardless, in front of, you know, the millions and millions of people, on Saturday, I will be making my professional wrestling debut, and this isn't a one time deal. Oh, they're gonna have. I have four other appearances throughout the fall coming up at different events.

Nick VinZant 37:33

Are you excited? Are you nervous? Like, what's your mindset heading into your first professional wrestling debut? I

John Shull 37:41

I am not nervous at all. I mean, this is a bucket list item. And, yes, and I'm, it's, it's for a a promotion called superior Championship Wrestling, and they're small, but it's, it's, yeah, it's a bucket list thing. I'm gonna get to walk down the ramp. I'm gonna get to take a bump. I'm, you know, I'm gonna, gonna get to be a professional wrestler. And that, no, that's nobody. Maybe you out there listening, could give a shit. But to me, this is, this is something I wanted to do forever, and the door kind of opened, and here we are. Well,

Nick VinZant 38:17

you gotta step through it. I'm like,

Speaker 1 38:20

I don't plan on just stepping

Nick VinZant 38:22

anyway, practicing. Have you been practicing? Are you just going to wing

John Shull 38:26

it? I mean, I've been pressed so, so Saturday, I'm just debuting. We're debuting our faction, but we're going to be

Nick VinZant 38:33

these are all wrestling terms, by the way, a faction is just a grease,

John Shull 38:38

yes, but it's a Royal Rumble, and our leader is going to be number one in the Royal Rumble, coming out as the number one participant. So we're going to be out there for like 30 minutes, bothering people.

Nick VinZant 38:50

Good, the same as this show, bothering people, all right. Well, just try not to fuck it up.

John Shull 39:01

I won't fuck it up. It's gonna be streamed live as well. So maybe, maybe we can put that on

Nick VinZant 39:09

our social put it in there. I can't wait to see and, yeah, God, like, it's make sure you like, do you have an outfit?

John Shull 39:19

I do. It's a t shirt and, and like, shorts. But, yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's good. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to decide if I want to put the baby oil on my arms to make them look bigger. I

Nick VinZant 39:34

don't know if it's going to help. I mean, you ideally you want to have muscle showing there for baby oil. I think you're a bigger guy. I think the baby will just makes you look sweaty. Like, Oh no, he's just sweating. It's not like our muscles are glistening. Like, oh,

John Shull 39:49

here it is. So this was our promo photo. Okay, okay, okay, the folks of you out there can't see this, but maybe we can get this out there somehow.

Nick VinZant 39:58

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, my God, your background. Oh, look at these. Look at this group. Look at this group of men have grown. I mean, in I

Speaker 1 40:13

I think I look halfway decent,

Nick VinZant 40:16

yeah. I mean, you look better than I thought it was going to be. I'll say that. Thank you. So you're gonna get to, are you gonna get to like, are you gonna do stuff? Are you gonna, you're gonna talk, yeah. So have the microphone. Are you going Listen? Are you going to play your role, or are you going to make this your moment?

John Shull 40:34

No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna play the role, but apparently I will be having a singles match at some point coming up. So that's,

Nick VinZant 40:44

God, there's just no way that you don't get injured. We have no way that you're not we have

John Shull 40:51

entrance music, you know, we have, I mean, it's a whole thing. Like, you know, the This is, like, you know, this is people's jobs, right? Like, this is independent, oh, somebody did this. Like, right, yeah? Like, like, the promoter, like, this is his job. Like, the champion of this league, this is his gig. Like, this is people's lives. So if I come into it, dicking around and like, you know, like, school boying it up, like, I'll get popped in the face, for real. Like, you know what? I mean,

Nick VinZant 41:20

you can't be the this is what this all flows back to what we talked about. You can't be the person that's not getting respected by six year olds. Wait and you expect to be out here commanding an audience.

John Shull 41:32

Oh, I'm good, trust me, you saw that photo. I turn it on. My teammates are great. Oh yeah, for one of the things involves me, apparently. Now this could change, but I don't know if I should give away the secret,

Nick VinZant 41:50

but I will, well, probably not, if it's supposed to be a secret of the show.

John Shull 41:53

Well, one of the things involves me in a pretty big spot where I have to come through, and if I don't, if I don't come through or do something correctly, I could very well injure the person and myself. So

Nick VinZant 42:10

I need to know, I'm going to watch this. I'm going to live watch it so much, and at first, if you mess something up, the first thing I want you to think of is me being like, well, and he got hurt bouncing off the top rope, or whatever it's called. It's going to be hard for you to do this as someone who's not really a wrestling fan, so, oh, get out of here. We'll put the link in the description. Everybody can watch John. What's your name? Again,

Speaker 1 42:40

the smoker, Bad John.

Nick VinZant 42:42

He could have had a gimmick. You could have been the meat smoker and come out there with, like, a barbecue grill. Like, I'm here to smoke meat. You move to be you could drop down on two knees and then, like, finish him off.

John Shull 42:57

I mean, I I'm not gonna lie, this turns into a career. There's been plenty of wrestlers that have started, you know, around 40 so,

Nick VinZant 43:05

oh, whatever. You never know. You never know when opportunity is going to be knocked. No, there's two things grandpa grandpappy VinZant said to me, you never know when opportunity is going to knock. And you don't have to be good at something to have

John Shull 43:18

fun doing it, and your dick doesn't have to be big to pleasure a woman,

Nick VinZant 43:22

exactly. Someone else can do

John Shull 43:25

it, bro. Pro tip out there for all you men struggling, all right, you ready to move on? Yeah, but that, that was my big announcement, huge. I'm

Nick VinZant 43:33

excited about it. I can't wait to watch it. I cannot wait to watch it. Is it going to be this only live streamed, or is it going to be available recording

John Shull 43:41

as well. You'll be able to watch the recording on YouTube after the fact. Good. You ready for top five time?

Nick VinZant 43:50

So our top five is top five worst college football mascots. I guess it's not really specific to college football, but it's top five worst college mascots. What's your number five? This

John Shull 44:01

one is a homer pick, but they gotta be on any midwesterner or Michiganders list, and Brutus the Buckeye is number five. Easy. Fuck that guy.

Nick VinZant 44:12

It's just like it's named after a nut, right? Yeah,

John Shull 44:16

yeah, and it just makes no sense. And nuts can't walk, they can't talk. It's like the Stanford Cardinal. That's a tree, like stupid, dumb so BS, Brutus the Buckeye, number five.

Nick VinZant 44:30

My number five is Alabama's elephant, Big Al. It just makes no sense to me, like I understand that there's some story behind Big Al, but it's like a joke that, if you have to explain it, it's not good. Like, why is an elephant Alabama's mascot? It's just, it makes no

John Shull 44:48

sense. Yeah, that's a it's another common sense. There's never been an elephant in Alabama. Like, right?

Nick VinZant 44:56

It makes why? It makes the whole school look bad, because it doesn't make. Make any sense. You're like, we're Alabama, let's get an elephant. And everybody else is just like, why are you an elephant? Yeah, and then it's a story that makes sense only to you, and nobody else gets it.

Speaker 1 45:12

You're like, Hey, nice job. Roll

Nick VinZant 45:14

tide, though I do like saying Roll tide

John Shull 45:16

my number four, and I actually want to like this one, but it it, once again, makes no sense. And it's Xavier University. Is the big blue blob, like, just, like, what does it represent? Just a pile of blue fur. Just,

Nick VinZant 45:35

there's the, there's a lot of us.

John Shull 45:38

It's I, I was, I did a little bit of research, and some of the comments on this thing were hilarious. I mean, you should google it, but the best comment I found was somebody going, is this literally Grover from Sesame Street's left testicle?

Nick VinZant 45:53

That's like, some people are brutal, and it's a dumb and I think they have another dumb mascot too, like, it's not just the blue blob, but don't they also have, like, one of the Musketeers.

John Shull 46:04

Well, I thought that's what they were, but apparently, like, I thought that was their mascot, but no, apparently the blue blob is their mascot, like their main mascot. My

Nick VinZant 46:17

number four is Penn State's Nittany Lion, that thing of whoever designed that. I mean, it looks like a nightmare,

John Shull 46:28

yeah, at least it kind of goes with the nickname, at least a little bit. To me, what's the what's pinch? They're the Nittany Lions, right? So at least it's, you know, you can't tell if it's a fucking cougar or a lion. You don't know what is some homeless person that's done math and growing out their hair, but like, yeah, it's terrible. I'm not saying it isn't terrible. It's definitely terrible. To number three. This one's another one that makes no sense to me, and it's the Delta State University fighting okra.

Nick VinZant 47:06

God is just so lame. And it's a, it's literally

John Shull 47:09

an okra with boxing gloves on. And it's like, What in the hell okra is not even, like, intimidating. It's not even a thing

Nick VinZant 47:19

that's where you like, I get the idea of you're kind of going with like, but it means something to our community. But like, you just look like a fool in front of everybody else's eyes. I

John Shull 47:30

mean, I'm not gonna lie. Where do you think Delta State is?

Nick VinZant 47:36

I really don't even have a clue. Delaware, only because Delta State, probably in the south, actually, now that I think about it, like maybe one of the river deltas, Louisiana,

Speaker 1 47:47

Mississippi. Oh,

Nick VinZant 47:49

that makes that down. This all makes more sense. It's

John Shull 47:52

in Cleveland, Mississippi. So they get double negatives. My

Nick VinZant 47:55

number three is West Virginia mountaineers. But really it's any mascot that's just a person essentially cosplaying. Like, you couldn't even get a mascot. You just dressed a guy up in like an overcoat and a pat just like, here's put on this hair, and it's just in person. It's like, Oh, listen, who's our mascot going to be? Just get that guy a hat and this will work.

John Shull 48:22

It's like, oh my, oh my, honorable mention I had the leprechaun from Notre Dame. Oh yeah. I'm surprised that you're five foot seven. You're not a leprechaun like, I'm

Nick VinZant 48:32

surprised that one hasn't been canceled yet. My God, still do that exactly. Surprised. I'm still around a little bit. What was your number two? Did you have number two? Yeah,

John Shull 48:43

no. Well, my number two, and I don't think this is a popular choice, but I can't stand mascots that are actual beings, like the Georgia University Bulldog. Oh, you mean I should say, sorry, University of Georgia Bulldog. Like, no, I don't care. Like, I great, yeah, it is a bulldog, though it's ugly, is what it is, and there should not be real. Like, I think it's Texas that bring out the power or whatever, yeah. Like, no. Like, I'm no. There should No, no,

Nick VinZant 49:20

I'm okay with a dog mascot. Like, I don't think that we should have exotic animals mascots. I don't think that you should be doing that.

John Shull 49:30

Like Wolverines. You're gonna, you're gonna parade around a Wolverine on the side. No, like

Nick VinZant 49:35

an ostrich, you're gonna bring an ostrich out there. Like, I don't think that you should really be I just, I'm, yeah, that's not my thing. I don't even know where this school is. I just saw it and thought, like, God, that's lame. The Evergreen State gooey duck is an animal that like lives in the ocean or in the water and doesn't ever move and looks disgusting.

John Shull 49:59

Wait, there's actually something called a gooey duck.

Nick VinZant 50:03

Yeah, I think you can eat it too. I think it's edible, but it's like, if you look it up, it's one of those things that looks like it's out of somebody's nightmare, a geo

Speaker 1 50:12

dog. Oh, that's all that sounds terrible. Oh, God,

Nick VinZant 50:17

largest burrowing clam in the world. Uh, Evergreen State that must be, actually be in Seattle.

John Shull 50:25

Wait a minute. So it's not even a duck, it's a clam.

Nick VinZant 50:29

It's a clam. It's a very large, long lived, burrowing clam native to the Pacific Northwest that can grow up to three feet long and weigh pounds. They I don't that's the kind of thing like, I don't even want to really look at it. I'm hard pass on the Dewey duck.

John Shull 50:43

I mean, any once again, anything that identifies itself that isn't what it says it is, should not be around. All right. It's number one, once again, probably not a popular opinion, but it's something that has just bothered me since I first saw it. And that is Otto, the orange, the Syracuse orange mascot. Like, first off, I don't know the history of Syracuse. Maybe they're the orange for a reason, but this mascot is an orange. I don't know if there, if there are oranges in Syracuse, New York. Now, I could be wrong, but this mascot just has it just looks dumb to me. It's always been dumb.

Nick VinZant 51:34

Oh, orange became their sole official school color. So they're essentially orange just because that was the school color that they picked was orange. Well, they've been around so long that you could do that kind of thing, where you can just be based off of your color, any mascot where you don't understand it like, Well, why are you that is not going to be a good school mascot, in my opinion.

John Shull 51:54

I just think every time I see it, I'm like, Why? Why are you here? Who did you piss off? I'm sorry for you, fruit,

Nick VinZant 52:05

whatever. My number one is the Wichita State shocker. And I'm from Wichita, and no one even understands in Wichita what the shocker is. It's supposed to be a shock of wheat, but nobody in Kansas is like, yeah, wheat. That's what we really want to be synonymous with. Wheat. We love it. I want to talk about wheat. I want to think about wheat. I want to see wheat Wichita, state. Shocker, even as a Kansas native, is the weirdest thing. Like, what is that thing?

John Shull 52:39

I I think everyone right now is trying to even wonder what a shock of wheat

Nick VinZant 52:44

is. It's a group of it's just like wheat. Like, what do we want to be wheat? Right? That's basically what they're essentially saying is, you know what we aspire to be, plain white bread. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless, I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We love to hear from people. Really appreciate you checking out the show and let us know what you think is the worst mascot. We've started putting polls up on the Spotify versions of episodes, so make your vote count. I guess I'm not good at encouraging people to do things. Like, if you want to do it, it's there be cool. I like to know what people think, but like, I'm not really. I could never be in sales respect to the people who are, but I could never do that.

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NIL Researcher Dr. Thilo Kunkel

College Football is back. But it will never be the same. NIL (Name, Image and Likeness) Researcher Dr. Thio Kunkel reveals how a massive influx of new money is changing college sports. We talk why the rich are getting richer, the disappearance of smaller schools and the powerhouses of NIL.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to profoundly pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode the money behind college sports and car brands with the worst drivers, we

Thilo Kunkel 0:24

see some newer universities emerging that are just basically throwing money around to get and buy their way to the top women's lacrosse or a men's rowing team, those expenses may need to get cut in order to pay your new quarterback. I think if we want to stay in Texas, I think the University of Texas, like you, look at the parking lot for the football practice and it has a Lamborghini Park to Lamborghini next to Lamborghini.

Nick VinZant 0:55

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. It's good to be back. I want to just take a quick second to thank everyone for all of the kind words that were said over the last couple of months. I'll talk more about the circumstances later, but for now, let's just get right to our first guest. This is n i l researcher, Dr Philo Kunkel, so I know that nil is name, image and likeness, but what does this kind of mean? Really like, what does this all entail?

Thilo Kunkel 1:33

We're really looking at nil with a focus on college athletes, but it's much broader as an actors can monetize their name, image and likeness. Professional athletes are monetizing their name, image, likeness.

Nick VinZant 1:46

How do you think it has already started to change college sports.

Thilo Kunkel 1:51

It's completely changed how athletes engage with colleges. We've seen a big change of these athletes being empowered. They want to learn. They want to build their personal brand. They're making money on the side. It's also completely changed the way that colleges are able to recruit these student athletes. Now we've seen some some colleges that have deeper pockets than others, or better TV rights than others, and they've been going after the top stars. We see some newer universities emerging that are just basically throwing money around to get and buy their way to the top. And that has a big impact on those traditional power five power these power schools in the in the biggest conferences, but it also has an impact on those smaller or mid tier schools that basically having their team picked apart every every season where you got a few players that have a really good season, they're going to move because not only have we seen A change in nil and these students athletes being allowed to monetize. We've also had a change in the transfer portal that before, when a student athlete wanted to transfer from one university to the other, they had to sit out for a year so they couldn't play, whereas now we have that change that they don't have to wait another year, and they can transfer right away, and they can play right away. So it's it's basically changed. The combination of n, i, L and the transfer portal combined has made a massive impact on the way that these universities now recruit student athletes, and for the student athletes, it's created really a free movement of labor, which is great.

Nick VinZant 3:42

It sounds really good for

Unknown Speaker 3:45

the players. It's fantastic for the players.

Nick VinZant 3:47

Has it helped the colleges? Or do the colleges kind of look at this as like, this isn't good for us?

Thilo Kunkel 3:54

I want to separate the answer into the last four years and the next five years. So the last four years, we've seen money that would have gone from donors to the athletic programs. They that money has now somewhat shifted to the athlete directly through collectives where a bunch of rich donors getting together and say, Hey, we want to recruit this superstar to our university, and we find them an nil deal. So these donors have then donated to a collective which has pooled the money and gone out and helped the university recruit which sounds good because someone else is paying for your new superstar quarterback. The problem with that is that those donors would have donated to the athletic program in the past, at least some of them, so some of that money has now been split and is going to the athletes directly. And all of that together has impacted the donations and revenue generation. In at the athletic department. So that's the last four years. The next years, we will see even more of that change coming, because this year, we saw a new change in legislation that allows these schools to use up to certain percentage of the athletic program revenue to go directly to the athletes, so now that the athletic program can actually pay their star athletes some nil money directly. However, that money, again, needs to come from somewhere, and that somewhere is within the university. Now, so because the money comes from the athletic program and we within the university, I mean that it's likely coming from graduate externships that have been working in the athletic program, those who have been working on whether it's content generation, social media marketing, or potential scholarships for non revenue generating sports, think Olympic sports or less popular ones, say, for example, women's lacrosse or a men's rowing team, those expenses may need to get cut in order to pay your new quarterback. So we will see more of that negative impact coming in the next few years. How

Nick VinZant 6:25

big of a negative impact do you think that is going to be like to put you on the spot? Are colleges gonna lose 25% of the sports that they were doing, 50% of the sports that they were doing?

Thilo Kunkel 6:40

I give you the lawyer answer, and that it means it depends, it depends on the college strategy, on the University Australia. So some universities may say, we are not engaging in this. We're not paying our athletes directly. We want to be there for all athletes, and we're not paying them anything and others, and therefore it will not have any impact, and others will go all out and recruit top stars, and particularly the schools that have been traditional power five or traditional football schools, traditional basketball schools, they're probably going all out and saying, Look, you know what? We cut 20% we'd cut four or five of our non revenue generating teams, and we are going all in on basketball, we going all in on football, we going all in on whatever the sport it is. If I was a university, if I was an athletic program, I would go all in in some of these lesser known or more niche sports that still have a potential to drive generation, that still have a potential drive income, sponsorship and particular marketing objectives, such as media generations. So Women's Gymnastics is a great example. We see women's volleyball. We see some of those sports that are more emerging, that are still relatively cheap, so to speak, to get top star athletes. Has

Nick VinZant 8:11

college sports kind of lost anything because of it? Like, even though, to me, at least, the idea that these were amateurs and they weren't getting paid was a little bit of like, yeah, okay, but there was things going on. Oh yeah. Has n i l taken any of that away, even if it was just a facade,

Thilo Kunkel 8:31

I think it's pulled back the curtain as of what was going on behind the scenes. And it's now much more. It's not legal to pay these athletes, but they were getting paid before, but I don't think it's changed much on the experience for others. Or I haven't come across someone saying, Oh, I don't watch March Madness anymore, because now they're getting paid. How much money are we talking about? It ranges from your last name and your number of social media followers all the way to your performance. The ideal scenario is you are an arch Manning, have 500,000 followers on Instagram and are quarterback at the University of Texas. You are looking at several million dollars a year. And for the the ones that are much more regular cases, we for starting running backs, quarterbacks, top star basketball is we're certainly looking at six figures. And even the ones that are getting poached from the mid majors to transition to like a power five conference, or an SEC or a big 10, we're looking at 50 $200,000 in sponsorship to motivate them to switch universities. So we're looking at real money. But again, for most deals. Adults that are not in the top star level. It's, it's less than five figures, where we're talking about a few $1,000 here and there. So nothing that really should worry us too much, that these student athletes now are not connected to the real world anymore,

Nick VinZant 10:19

or like, do they have to do stuff for this. Or they kind of just like, Here's the money.

Thilo Kunkel 10:25

In an ideal world, they're supposed to do something for this money, as in, it's endorse our money and and the real nil deals, the ones that most student has, most students athlete, athletes have, are they are doing some promotions for that. The pay to play deals that I call most collectives, as in, I mentioned these, these rich groups of people getting together these donors and say, Hey, here's an nil deal, $500,000 come to play at our university. They're supposed to again be at their fair market value, and meaning that they need to be doing something. What we see happening is that a lot of these deals are getting disguised in some sort of charity work, as in rather than promoting a specific product or service. Now you your nil. Deal is you go to this high school and deliver an inspiring speech, because placing the value on some inspired students is priceless. It's really difficult to put that into perspective, whereas I can say, Look, if you want to reach 1000 people with your advertisement, this is how much I would have to pay on Instagram, on Google ads, etc. So that's much more quantifiable, inspiring people changing their lives. That's priceless, isn't it?

Nick VinZant 11:54

They're getting around it like that.

Thilo Kunkel 11:56

Now, what we've also seen, I think one element you ask here, what are some boundaries? You are not allowed to say this nio money you're only getting if you play and commit to our university. So you may end up giving an athlete a few million dollars, and they said you want thank you very much. Next year I'm out of here. I'm playing somewhere else, and some collectives have been burned with that, where an athlete took the money and said, Thank you, see you later. I You can't make me come and play for university. And these collectives are getting smarter with this, where they now require these, the athletes, to do some specific local, locally based activities. So it's not just social media posts that can be done from anywhere, but it's really hard to attend high school in Texas every two weeks to do a speech when you just transferred to a university on the East Coast,

Nick VinZant 13:03

is the system working like is this? Are things kind of when this was legalized, I think you said in the early, you know, four years ago, is it turning out the way that people thought that it was going to turn out

Thilo Kunkel 13:17

in the way that student athletes are not just getting exploited by the universities, by the athletic programs and like those on the field are actually making some money. So in that sense, it's absolutely working. It's also working in the sense that the rich are getting richer, and it's coming at the expense of other student athletes at universities that are not generating revenue in particular, that are playing sports that are not on national media. So the rich are getting richer in that sense, and those who are not contributing to this increase in revenue are getting left behind. So if we are going fully American on the system, then it's very much working if you want, if you are having a more romanticized perspective of sport, more of a sport for social sport for all, or more of a potentially European based system where you want to take some of the revenue that the rich generate and distribute it amongst everyone, then it's absolutely not working. So it really depends on which mindset you are approaching this question from,

Nick VinZant 14:31

yeah, I guess this is more a philosophical question with maybe not a right answer or an answer, but like, how should I feel about that? Should I feel bad that the star quarterback who brings in all the money is getting all the money, and that the guy who does kayaking is out. Should I feel a certain way about that, or should, like, tough like, I don't know exactly how I feel,

Thilo Kunkel 14:56

and that's I think, what many people. Some responses to this. I was like, Well, I want those who bring in the money to earn the money. And I think we see something very similar with the WNBA players, that they are recent. Also, again, they are like, look, pay us what we what we're worth. Like, yes, you are the top stars. You should get paid. But if we pay you, we can't pay these guys.

Nick VinZant 15:24

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions. Sure. If you were to pick one school that benefits the most from this, what school would that be?

Thilo Kunkel 15:38

TCU, Texas Christian University. There's a lot of oil money in Texas and a lot of rich donors that say, let's go. We're going to go all in on sport. And they have not traditionally been the top university in terms of sports, but they're really using their resources very strategically, and been extremely successful in raising a lot of money and using that money to recruit Top stars and top athletes. So they're doing really well in leveraging the resources

Nick VinZant 16:25

that they have. I knew for some reason I was like, I bet he's going to say a school in Texas, but I thought you were going to say Texas. TCU is surprising to me. Are there other schools out there that really kind of catch your attention? Is like, Oh, they're really making a big move under this.

Thilo Kunkel 16:40

I think if we want to stay in Texas, I think the University of Texas, like you look at the parking lot for the football practice, and it has a Lamborghini Park to Lamborghini next to Lamborghini. LSU is a great example of how they've been leveraging not just football, not just basketball, they've been leveraging women's basketball. They've been really strong on women's gymnastics. So Livy Dunn went to LSU, and she's one of the highest earning, now former college athletes, but she's been the face of nil for the last few years and so LSU is not only thrown around money, they've also created what they call a creators lab, as in giving creating a space for their athletes to become creators. So video, video editing, podcast rooms at Temple University, we have every student athlete that joins us is taking an N i l course that I've created. And now, whenever they join us now, they learn about, okay, what's it like? How can I go after a potential sponsor? Do I look for just the money or strategic fit in the future? And what does that mean on the legal side? How do I protect myself? And well, now I got some money. What about the taxes? So I think more and more schools are using nil as an educational piece as well that we we teach his student athletes on what to do with that new found opportunity. And I think that's where a lot of schools still have a lot of potential. And some schools are moving faster than others.

Nick VinZant 18:29

We talked about kind of the winners. Are there schools that you would look at and be like, That's not this isn't good for them. I

Thilo Kunkel 18:37

think without naming individual schools, I think the ones that have that had a massive advantage are the ones that were in conferences with a strong TV dollar. So immediately, now it becomes more and more difficult to change conferences, to align and get into a conference with a top TV dollar, and that means getting left behind more and more. Now, if you're a mid major program, so not an SEC, not a big 10, you don't have the TV dollar to afford nil deals. You don't have the sponsors to for the nil leads or the donors, and you are just really good at recruiting top level athletes that other people overlook one season, one good season with you, and those athletes are out because they're getting poached by bigger schools. So it's almost like it's becoming harder and harder to break out of this. So the schools that have moved very early on nil and that have invested in this really quickly are the ones that are benefiting, and schools that have been strong and have taken more of a traditional, conservative approach to this are. Slowly left behind Highest Paid player right now, that would be arch Manning. How much did you know? How much he's getting, if you look at on three which values, the N i L value of student athletes, his n i L value is at $6.8 million at the moment.

Nick VinZant 20:22

God, could you imagine being 19 years old, making $6 million I'd like to Is there somebody though that in the past that you would look at and be like, if this had existed when they were around, they would have just crushed.

Thilo Kunkel 20:41

I Yeah, depends on how far you want to go back. I think Reggie Bush is a great example for, like, the early 2000s and who's been in L in the LA market had a right Heisman trophy. So like, right there, multi million dollar NFL star, right there. More recently, I think Johnny Manziel, or Johnny Football, is a great example of someone who really had college as the highest P It's the peak of his career. He tried Pro. It didn't work out for him. He could have, and should have, made a lot of money in football, he would have been an absolute multi million dollar star back then, and that would have been the height of his career. Zion Williamson, great example. That was some of the One and done basketballers that that we've seen, that that have really had a lot of potential. What's the

Nick VinZant 21:42

next shoe to drop? Like, do you think this continues? Or is like, Oh no, there's something else that's coming because of this.

Thilo Kunkel 21:48

I think the next one is, as I mentioned earlier, is the universities being allowed to use a portion of the athletic department revenue to pay these athletes and I own money directly. So that's right now. That's the most immediate shoe to drop.

Nick VinZant 22:10

Do you see anything brewing that could just put the genie back in the bottle that would say, Okay, this was a mistake. We got to go back to the way it was.

Thilo Kunkel 22:25

You're challenging labor laws, which is really difficult. I think you would have to go with probably legal system or legal decision makers who don't care too much.

Nick VinZant 22:43

Has it changed professional sports in any way? Do you see any impact for professional sports being different because of it?

Thilo Kunkel 22:50

It changed, as in those who come into the pro teams now, they have an established personal brand. They know how to deal with sponsorships. They know how to serve the industry, so they are a lot more prepared for the business side of the professional sport level than they were previously. So I think that is beneficial, and that's that's helped a lot with the pro side. It also impacts, as I said earlier, it's maybe been more beneficial to be to stay in college for another year than to be a seventh round pick. So some who were on the verge of, do I go pro or not, they're staying in college. So that means maybe next year they are more ready, or they just stay in college longer they are not going pro at at that point, and some of the minor league teams are getting less, less talent now than they were getting before. Because, again, it's beneficial to stay in college, because the NFL deals in college are better than some of the lower paid minor

Nick VinZant 23:58

leagues. Yeah. Why would I go pro? I have to take a pay cut. Absolutely.

Thilo Kunkel 24:02

If you're making $2 million nil money to play for the University of Texas, do you really want to play for some sort of development team, or you want to be in the G League? No, $425,000 in G league for them like, No, you're going to play another year in college. It's not rocket science.

Nick VinZant 24:24

I want to thank Dr Kunkel so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're profoundly pointless on Twitter, no tick tock. Forgot this part on tick tock, YouTube and Instagram, and we've also included his information in the episode description. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. What percentage of your life would you say you know what you're doing?

John Shull 24:57

25% maybe. Me, Oh, you went

Nick VinZant 25:01

a little lower than I thought you would go. I could go as high as 50% because I feel like I generally kind of know what I'm doing. I just have no idea how it's going to play out.

John Shull 25:15

I mean, every time I feel that I'm doing something correct or the right way, it ends up just going to crap. So I'm actually learning that the less you actually know about anything, the better.

Nick VinZant 25:31

Oh, the answer to essentially everything in life is it depends. It's kind

John Shull 25:36

of like when your children come and ask you a question, maybe,

Nick VinZant 25:40

I don't know. Maybe the more you know, the less you realize you

John Shull 25:45

know. All right, should we take just five seconds to say, welcome back to the podcast.

Nick VinZant 25:51

I thought about that, right? Like, I thought about the idea of like, Should I say something so basically, for anybody who maybe is interested or wonders what happened my son, Riley, who's six, had to get a liver transplant. That's incredible. That is an incredible thing, like the fact that we can do that is like you're going to do what you're going to take somebody's liver out of one person and put it into somebody else's body. And the amazing thing about it was, Thursday morning, he's essentially dying. Like, oh, he's dying. Friday, he's fine. I mean, he's not fine. He's had a major surgery, but he's fine. So I just wanted to take a second thank everybody for the support. Thanks John for checking in every day,

John Shull 26:36

every day. I was annoying. I was like, every single day. I was like the wife you never wanted, but somehow are stuck with.

Nick VinZant 26:43

You know what? The whole like? I'm not an overly emotional person necessarily, but it is amazing when you go through something. And I think that you can say having your son get a liver transplant at six years old is going through something, how much you really aren't alone in the world. Like you know that you've kind of lived a decent life and been a decent person. When something like that happens, and you have a number of people that you can count on, and people who would just immediately like, jump in to help, it's it's amazing. I remember asking somebody, it's like, Hey, thanks for coming. And they got pissed off about it. And they were like, Why the fuck wouldn't I be here? Like, why would why would you even say that?

John Shull 27:26

That is, that is one amazing thing. Also, as you get older, you realize you're usually not alone. It's a good feeling, especially for somebody like you and I, and by the way, I do feel like I need to throw a little bit of shade at you, because you are legitimately one of the worst texting communicators I've ever dealt with. You are just absolutely abhorrent. How? So hey, Nick, how's it going? I know your your boy just had a liver transplant yesterday. You don't have to respond back to me, but how are things going? A typical Nick response. I'm sorry I

Nick VinZant 28:01

didn't take time out of my day after my son had a liver transplant to respond to you with the appropriate numbers of characters.

John Shull 28:07

That's nothing. But here's the, here's the typical Nick. Who's going to short from him, he's he's doing okay, no big deal.

Nick VinZant 28:15

What do you like? That's also the truth. Like, you can get down to it. Like, how's he doing? He's doing all right. He's doing bad. He's doing good. Like, there's only really three options when you get right down to it, bad, good. What's the other one? Great,

John Shull 28:29

maybe doing all right? I was just, you know, listen, it's yes. Did you want that?

Nick VinZant 28:35

Did you want me to give you his Billy Rubin levels? Did you want me to tell you what his magnesium was? Like? His magnesium is a little high, right now.

John Shull 28:42

I mean, my wife is a laboratory scientist. Of course, I wanted all

Nick VinZant 28:46

of that, well, then you should have pressed for details.

John Shull 28:49

No, because I am not gonna you know, right,

Nick VinZant 28:53

John, you're right. I should apologize to you that during my son, as he, I he, as he lay dying, I should have been more, more descriptive. Yeah, my text message is back to you. I can only see, hold on, hold on, son. I know that you're in agony, but John really needs a longer response on this text message.

John Shull 29:16

Gotta tell you, I'm so happy, so happy I'm back on this thing.

Nick VinZant 29:23

Like, I feel like, yeah, I still have. I was wondering if I was going to lose some of the ability to annoy you. I was worried about that, glad that that's still right there.

John Shull 29:33

Oh, it's yeah. Actually, the entire day today, I was like, All right, stay calm. Stay calm. Nick's had three months of just pent up aggression that he's just gonna beat out of you tonight. So

Nick VinZant 29:47

I'm a completely I'm a changed man. I'm peaceful. I'm a piece of the world. Sure

John Shull 29:53

you are. You're clearly showing it, because you've changed a lot. It seems

Nick VinZant 29:57

you know what the weird thing to me is, is that at the end of it. You just kind of get through it, like, you just have to keep moving in life. Like, and what's the point of thinking about what could have been? It's over. The future is the only thing that matters now. Like, oh man, the past you can wonder about what hap what caused it, what you could have done differently, like, all those opportunities that maybe you missed, but it's in the past. Like, what's the point? You just gotta move forward.

John Shull 30:24

I think reflection is important, but everyone reflects at a different time. How long they reflect different like, I'm a reflector. I will spend evenings and nights thinking about things as we're clearly you. You have never been much of a reflector.

Nick VinZant 30:40

I reflect on things. I think about them and try to analyze them. I just think that the end of it, like it goes back to the question that we started with, how much do you really know what you were doing? And you generally make the best decision you can at the time, the best decision for you. You really just have no idea how it's going to go over. You really don't.

John Shull 31:03

Well, I think I join all of us and say, I'm glad you're on the other end, happy for your boy, happy for your family, but you can go yourself.

Nick VinZant 31:15

Well, that's not very nice. So all because I didn't respond to you at nothing takes

John Shull 31:20

message. I'm pretty No, I'm pretty sure I started off by saying I didn't want you to respond, but then

Nick VinZant 31:27

what you can wait. You didn't want me to respond, but you're complaining about the response.

John Shull 31:31

I mean, if you're gonna respond, respond not you know, no, you know, he had like, nine surgeries yesterday, but no, it could be worse. No, it couldn't. You're going through something that very few people are going through.

Nick VinZant 31:46

Well, it could be worse. He could be dead, sure,

John Shull 31:49

right, right. It could be absolutely that much worse. But you just downplay it, you're a down player. That's no I

Nick VinZant 31:55

think that perspective is a very powerful thing. I think that perspective is a very powerful thing. And they thing that I learned through this whole experience, you never realize how lucky you can be, even in your unluckiness. So this is something that happens to like, they do 35 pediatric liver transplants a year, right? Like, that's not a big amount. I don't know what the number is out of millions, or whatever it is, but you think that you're so unlucky. And then you realize, like, oh, I happen to live in Seattle, which is right next to one of the best pediatric liver transplant places in the entire world. So you're pretty lucky there. It's his liver. It's not something else, like a heart transplant. For pediatric heart transplant, like those kids are in there for two years waiting for a heart so I think this perspective is an amazing thing about even when you feel unlucky, you don't realize how lucky you are. Like, oh man, it can be a lot worse.

Unknown Speaker 32:48

Absolutely could

Nick VinZant 32:50

be. Can you sit here? Could be married to you?

John Shull 32:55

That would be a I will. Have you ever thought

Nick VinZant 32:57

about if we is there any hair gel left in Detroit? Oh, my God.

John Shull 33:01

It's, can you believe this has only been a month? I got my hair cut a month ago tomorrow,

Nick VinZant 33:08

because I used to have to get my hair cut like every three weeks, maybe every month, and it's now going on like three months, and I'm starting to I'm starting to slow down, and I know it's only a matter of time before it starts to go away.

John Shull 33:20

I mean, I'm not complaining, because you're right. I could be the other way. I know plenty of people our age, in my age, that are, I mean, they don't got much up there, but God dang, you're right. Looks like I'm gonna poke you like through the screen. I'm

Nick VinZant 33:36

actually worried about getting injured. I think that people are watching this are probably a little bit concerned, if you lean forward that they're going to draw, you're going to draw you're going to draw

John Shull 33:45

blood. I do, you know, here's something else you missed in the last three months. Well, I guess everyone else missed. I came across somebody that knows nature pretty well. You could say, you could say that they

Nick VinZant 33:57

have a degree, a degree,

John Shull 34:01

they said there is no way in hell that I could outrun a bison. I'm glad

Nick VinZant 34:07

that you finally came to the conclusion that everybody else came to three seconds after you said it,

John Shull 34:13

but, but here's the thing, he's wrong.

Nick VinZant 34:20

Good, whenever, whenever you are confronted with insurmountable evidence, the best thing to do is not to learn your lesson, not to use it as a growing moment, but to double down in your obstinance and continue to be stubborn about it and not learn anything. It's important. Yeah, never admit wrong. Yeah, just double down

John Shull 34:35

nothing. I mean, I haven't. We haven't changed where you think I was gonna submit submit

Nick VinZant 34:41

wrongdoing and learn, commit and grow as a person. No, I didn't. No, never,

John Shull 34:47

alright. Is it time?

Nick VinZant 34:49

I know we've been I don't even remember how to do this that much. I actually wrote down a little

John Shull 34:53

like show, like I listened to the last show that was published, other than the one you published in in May. So. Have a little bit of an idea, but yeah, I didn't even remember the freaking link to the to get on

Nick VinZant 35:05

this thing. So, oh, I didn't even know he had to have one. I go, Yeah, I had to go buy

John Shull 35:10

a new mic from Costco, for God's sakes. Oh, how much to pay for it? I'm kidding. I didn't, didn't go to Costco, though. I will say, I have, I have gotten into the habit now of once a week having a Costco lunch. So,

Nick VinZant 35:25

oh, I would go to Costco in a heartbeat. It takes nothing to convince me to go to Costco. Like, if somebody just has to start, Hey, you want to go to and then as soon as they say the C I'm like, yes, do you want to go to Costco? Yeah, I don't even, I would go to Costco to buy one thing. I don't care what it

John Shull 35:46

is, just one thing, just, I don't

Nick VinZant 35:48

one thing. Oh, I see what you're saying. You thought I was gonna say like one thing, but no, like one thing,

John Shull 35:53

like a like, I don't need a rear excuse at all. 64 gallon bottle of whiskey.

Nick VinZant 35:59

I do have good prices. All right, is ridiculous. But

John Shull 36:03

anyway, here's some shout outs for our return. Oh, that's what we do. Okay, shout out oats. All right, so let's see. We'll start off with Eric N dia Fatima, Charles Beatrice, and by

Nick VinZant 36:18

the way, all one word Eric and diaphytema. Is that all one person, or is that Eric and Eric? N, that's one name. It's just Eric and you're not giving the last name, okay?

John Shull 36:32

Well, there is no it's just Eric N on social media, but

Nick VinZant 36:36

n probably stands for his last name, I'm assuming Correct. Yeah. Eric. N, okay.

John Shull 36:42

Eric Nelson, there. Dia Fatima, Charles Beatrice,

Nick VinZant 36:50

that's not a real person. There's no way named Charles Beatrice that's sorry. Wait for this one,

John Shull 36:56

beautiful babe. Beautiful babe, double, oh, seven.

Nick VinZant 37:02

Oh, okay, that's probably not their real name. I would believe that's a social media handle. I have a feeling I

John Shull 37:07

definitely pulled a couple of funny ones just to make people and you laugh. JD, Vance, poop emoji. Sure that's his official account. Ally, Marquez, Gabrielle, bortoletta.

Nick VinZant 37:25

I got how you struggle to pronounce basic words,

John Shull 37:28

Jack, Hanna, Jack. Hanna is ghost.

Nick VinZant 37:32

Is Jack? Hannah, dead? I don't know.

John Shull 37:35

Is he dead? I'm not really sure if he is or isn't. I apologize. And then we'll end here on Jack. Han

Nick VinZant 37:42

is alive. He's only 78

John Shull 37:46

Yeah, that's a young pup.

Nick VinZant 37:49

I mean, like it is. Now,

John Shull 37:53

let's see here. Fitzy Fitz, that's not a real name. And Michael Moroney,

Nick VinZant 38:01

at what age are you surprised somebody's dead? Like, oh, they died at that age.

John Shull 38:07

You know, I actually had this debate, because Hulk Hogan died a couple of weeks ago, as we all are aware. And it just made me think, the older I get, the more that I'm just like, I'm now, I'm to the point of my life where I'm surprised to hear somebody was still alive,

Nick VinZant 38:22

oh, yeah, I would say that I start to get surprised if somebody's in their 60s, like, well over 65

Unknown Speaker 38:35

Yeah. I mean, start like, oh, he was 65

Nick VinZant 38:39

even in their 70s. I'm a little even young 70s, I'm like, Oh, they've kind of like they had some time left.

John Shull 38:45

I mean, I mean, really it's, I mean, the early 70s, they say are like the new late 50s. Don't know if that's true, but

Nick VinZant 38:54

I love those things comparing to like, what people look like now versus what they look like later. And you find these things that, like the people who are in cheers were the same age as you are, and they look like they're damn near 60, like, I don't know what happened, but we are aging a lot better, except for, I'm sorry, younger people, younger people are not aging very well. I don't know if life is just real. I think they do have a more stressful younger life than we did. I think the younger generation has this more stressful younger life than we did at that age, only

John Shull 39:25

because I was literally having this conversation eight hours ago when I found out this morning that Woody Harrelson is only 64 I was like, how the hell is he only 64 and still alive?

Nick VinZant 39:39

Oh, I would have, I mean, he looks good for 64

John Shull 39:43

I mean, sure he does.

Nick VinZant 39:44

Do you think younger people? Do you think the younger generation has a more stressful life than Do you think that the younger generation had a more stressful life growing up than we did?

John Shull 40:00

Yes, no, but I but I do think it's all relative. So I say that it's my personal opinion. I don't think the younger generation has a harder life than we do or upbringing. I do feel that the world that they're in is tougher, but I feel like the circumstances are not if that makes sense,

Nick VinZant 40:23

I feel like the circumstances are probably easier. Like, you can kind of get the basic necessities of life easier, but I think it's harder, because just as we get more people, it becomes harder for you to find out where you really fit. Where do I fit in? Life becomes much more difficult when there's just, now you've gotta, like, find your own niche. And that becomes more difficult. Like, you can't just be, to put it in animal terms, like you can't just be an animal that eats meat. You've gotta now, like, find a unique niche, living off of some rare leaf. Like you've gotta, you have to. It's much it becomes, I think it becomes harder to find a place where you fit in,

John Shull 41:05

though I do think, you know, anytime you have, like, a, you know, a pandemic or something like that, I mean, that should probably automatically put that generation into the, you know, tougher than us category, because I literally took away a year and a half of anyone's life. And could you imagine being a college freshman having to do everything remote because your campus isn't open?

Nick VinZant 41:30

I mean, like, I think you just adjust to that stuff. I think it's the pressure of just not knowing what you're going to do and how the world is going to be. Like, there's too much turmoil we face big changes anyway,

John Shull 41:42

man, I feel like that's feel like that's any generation. I'm

Nick VinZant 41:46

getting hydrated as right now. Hell

John Shull 41:49

yeah, and your pastel cup. How's your basement doing?

Nick VinZant 41:54

I don't know. Good into basement like I

John Shull 41:57

don't my basements, great. I

Nick VinZant 42:00

mean, it looks the same.

John Shull 42:03

I added tons more records.

Nick VinZant 42:05

Oh, good, good, good. Now you can pose and be pretend like you're a music aficionado. Do you ever get tired of being a poser?

John Shull 42:12

No, you know. But you know what I've started to do, and people love me for it is I am so hip that I know there is a digital jukebox app where I can plug in to, I can be at home in, tap into, like, bar jukeboxes and play songs and they have no idea that I'm playing them. That's fantastic.

Nick VinZant 42:32

Wait, you can play them at, like I can beat that you're not at

John Shull 42:38

Sure. Like the other night, a buddy of mine owns a bar in Detroit, and I played at like, 1am Backstreet Boys, and he sent me a text, and I just did it, just because I was up, wanted to mess with him, and he sent me a text and said that, you know, I know it was you, you expletive. Word I can't say, word I can't say. I hate boy bands.

Nick VinZant 43:01

I mean, this seems like a significant loophole that should be closed so you could just, like, go on to any bar that has a jukebox hooked up and play whatever song you want, like, if I wanted to play a bar a song at Pete's bar in Sarasota, Florida, right now, I can do it,

John Shull 43:21

yeah. I mean, you can't see this, but probably, but like, you get this list right there, yeah, and if they have one that's hooked up to the internet, you can tap into it and play songs.

Nick VinZant 43:37

This seems like a problem. This seems like a bad idea. Like, this is a loophole that's going to have to be closed really quickly, because you could just take over the jukebox at somebody's song place, right? Like, let's say it was a biker bar and all you did was play Mariah Carey Christmas carols all night. This seems like something with unlimited, unlimited capacity for problems.

John Shull 44:01

Well, I enjoy it, and I take over the jukebox every time I go out, which is infrequent, but enough. All right, are we, you asked? And I have delivered, my friend, you

Nick VinZant 44:17

literally just did shout outs and did nothing else.

John Shull 44:20

No, you asked me to deliver a CEO

Nick VinZant 44:24

not till later. Don't you have anything else I want to get in this in, you're phoning this in. I

John Shull 44:31

don't know if I'm excited. I am bringing the intensity. The people want this. They need this. We're going to have to get it sponsored again, if it was ever sponsored, Long John Silver's call us back.

Nick VinZant 44:46

Alright, it's time. He's been waiting for three months, patiently, consuming how many candles in the last three months?

John Shull 44:56

So it slowed a little bit, but we'll say. Probably 10 a month. So about 30,

Nick VinZant 45:07

God, like, how do people not smell your house from the next door neighbors? I just don't understand that. Like you're going through 10 candles a month. It's a fucking fire hazard. Your whole house is a fire hazard. I

John Shull 45:22

mean, I've started to, well, what? Well, I don't want to say I've started, but I primarily burn them like I start late at night, and then I just look good morning. Good, good. My wife. My wife doesn't like it, but, yeah, candles, sets my house on fire. Then so be it. It's meant to be

Nick VinZant 45:40

okay. That's Famous last words on that one. All right, so it's time. That's a decent horse. That's good the outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again. You don't

John Shull 45:57

need, we need a little of those audio boards where it could just be like, kind of love the month.

Nick VinZant 46:02

Why would we do that when I could just do it myself. I just I, that's my only what what kind of voice Do you want me to impersonate when I introduce scandal of the month? I can do anything.

John Shull 46:13

Can you give me like a good Indiana accent

Nick VinZant 46:18

handle of the month? I have no idea what people don't see it. I can't the only states that I could possibly tell if somebody was from would be like Louisiana, Massachusetts. I couldn't differentiate like Alabama from Mississippi. Actually, maybe Alabama does sound a little bit different from Mississippi. Minnesota, Minnesota dude, that if it wasn't a strong regal I could never be like, You're from Colorado, aren't you?

John Shull 46:49

Hey there, buddy. You from West Virginia?

Nick VinZant 46:52

I couldn't I could West Virginia. Accent, okay, anyway, anyways. Can

John Shull 46:55

of the month, here we are going to go with something as we head into the Can you believe we are already heading into the fall months.

Nick VinZant 47:03

Yeah. Can't believe

John Shull 47:05

it.

Nick VinZant 47:06

Believe it. I can't believe any I don't care what amount of time somebody is describing, I can't believe it. If somebody said, can you believe it's been this amount of time, if it's been five minutes, it's been 10 years, it's been 2025 years, no matter what description of time somebody is applying. I can't believe it. Can you believe it's been five seconds? Can you believe it's been 22 minutes since we started recording this? Can you believe it's been 40 years since you were born? I can't believe any of it. I cannot believe any unit of time.

John Shull 47:37

Time is just a construct, my friend. I

Nick VinZant 47:40

don't know that's real, but whatever,

John Shull 47:43

exactly. All right, so I believe for all of you candle connoisseurs out there, we're gonna go to an old classic of mine,

Nick VinZant 47:51

and you're gonna do your first candle of the month in three months, and it's gonna be some recycled piece of shit.

John Shull 47:58

No, the company. Oh, not the Jesus. Can you calm down? It's good to see that your anger has taken us a step back. You seem really calm. So we're heading over to Goose Creek, Goose Creek candle.com and our can of the month. This month is going to be the witches cauldron, three wick candle, and it's on sale. Should be on sale for a little while. They have a actually, I really like a lot of their candles, so when you get over there, try a bunch of them. But picked witch's cauldron for several reasons. It has a cool color. It's purple black. Their art on their glass jars. Is pretty awesome, too, by the way, this one, you're gonna get a mix of lavender, little piney little tree, just gonna make you feel like you're, you're walking, you know, on on an on a brisk night, on Halloween, on a street, you know, walking up to the houses, getting candy. And, yeah, it's it's good. It'll last you. It'll burden for about 24 hours, which I don't have it downstairs with me because I was unprepared. But I do think I'm going to start showing off my candle burning journal on the next next month, podcast that we do candle the month.

Nick VinZant 49:20

Wait a minute. You have a journal.

John Shull 49:26

It's about candle burn a journal. It's part of my journal, but I have a specific page to how long the candle burns, if I like it, you know, if you know, two, week, three week, blah, blah, blah.

Nick VinZant 49:41

How many candles would you say are in this journal?

John Shull 49:45

Been doing it since last summer? So probably 65 maybe more. Maybe I don't know, I'll show you next time. We'll show show you what three episodes from now, whenever the first one in September is.

Nick VinZant 50:00

Okay. Okay. I mean, how do you think that people would react if they see your if, like you pass on and they're going through your stuff, and then they see this journal you have that has different candle burning times in it, like, what do you think that your ancestors are going to think when they see this

John Shull 50:22

man. This was a refined human with a palette like Van Goghs.

Nick VinZant 50:32

You couldn't take anybody, could you?

John Shull 50:34

I was gonna say, I was gonna say Julie Caesar, but I'm like he wasn't a refined person. I

Nick VinZant 50:41

think that's the meaning of palette. Like, palette is generally, like, taste like you have class.

John Shull 50:45

Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, classy when people

Nick VinZant 50:49

look at Van, but that Van Gogh, just a painter. Like, I don't know if that necessarily.

John Shull 50:54

Listen, when people look at me, they think classy. They think there is a man who was put together from

Nick VinZant 50:59

head to toe. How many wrestling action figures do you have? Oh, my

John Shull 51:04

God, I have an update. I don't know if I want to share it on this podcast. Oh, what'd you get? Oh, no, no. It's not even what I have. It's about what's going to happen. Okay, you know what I'm gonna leave it, I'm gonna tease it. You gotta tune in next episode and we'll reveal it, or I'll reveal it.

Nick VinZant 51:21

Okay, alright, but it's big sell. There any since we've been gone? Is there any big, any major controversies in the candle connoisseur forum? Any big candle controversy since we've been gone?

John Shull 51:34

Yeah, there's been a few, actually, but a couple. I mean, obviously, given our current administration in the White House, my God, there's a terror candle tariffs. Oh yeah, the tariffs have a, you know, wax. Wax comes from all seven continents. Well, not Australia

Nick VinZant 51:51

or Antarctica, but no wax in Antarctica, yeah,

John Shull 51:55

yeah, yeah. But nothing crazy. Nothing crazy. But okay.

Nick VinZant 51:58

How many comments do you think you've left

John Shull 52:02

in three months, probably 20? Nothing wrong with that.

Nick VinZant 52:10

It's not this year so into candles. It's like, why aren't you doing something with this? I wish I had something that I was as interested in as you are interested in candles. I feel like you should be doing more with this passion that you have to just sitting around fucking sniffing the

John Shull 52:24

air. What I'm gonna do? Make a tick tock channel, I don't know. Make your own candles. Teddy Bear sniffs candles. You could be doing something big bad. John the candle connoisseur. Candle looks small in his hand, but big in his heart, like,

Nick VinZant 52:40

I mean something like, there's, there you go.

John Shull 52:43

No, I'm actually, you know what? I I've taken a break from social media for the most part, and it's been very refreshing. So,

Nick VinZant 52:54

okay, all right. Are you ready for our top five? Maybe. So these are so our top five is top five cars with the worst drivers. Obviously, we're going to be stereotyping a lot. There's no actual scientific research in this. It's just basically like, I see a bad driver. They seem to be driving these types of cars a lot. It's your number five.

John Shull 53:15

I'm totally stereotyping, and my number one may piss off some of our most faithful supporters, but so we're trying to go with it. So my number five, I feel like this should be higher, but I have some pretty good ones on my list. So my number five is going to be anyone who drives a really expensive sports car in an area where it should not be driven. And by that, I mean like when you see a $500,000 Lamborghini rolling down my town streets, it's like, you know, nobody should be driving that car in Metro Detroit.

Nick VinZant 53:54

Oh, my son almost got the Master Sword in Zelda. Which one tears of the kingdom or Breath of the Wild. Okay, all right. Well, go get him. Oh, well, thanks for letting me know, man, you know what? I take that as a great honor. I take that as a great honor that when one of your children does something, the first thing they want to do is tell you about it. So you should always listen. I don't care what it is,

John Shull 54:22

you should tell that that kid that he needs to be better.

Nick VinZant 54:26

He's really working on it. I mean, he's not a great Zelda player like i He's been playing Smash Brothers for a Super Smash, Super Smash, and he's been playing a lot, and I picked it up in about a week, and just now I whip his ass. Don't ever test your father, son. Don't forget who your dad is. My number five is any Pontiac. If you see a Pontiac, there's a very good chance that person's a bad driver. Like, you see somebody weaving in and out of traffic, like, oh, Pontiac driver. Any Pontiac is going to be a bad driver. My

John Shull 54:59

number. Four is any, anyone in a minivan? Oh, minivan, minivan. Minivan drivers are just they're selfish. They don't pay attention. They're usually, you know, they usually have too much going on inside, much going

Nick VinZant 55:17

on. They're too distracted. Yeah, I didn't put it on my list, but I could have gone, like, any Lincoln, a Lincoln or a Buick, that's going to be like, Oh, watch out. You don't know when they're going to turn. You know they're not accelerating. Yep, my number four is BMWs, specifically the BMW cars. You nobody in a BMW is letting you in and they are going to cut you off in a heartbeat. Sure are sure exactly. Everybody knows it. Everybody knows BMW drivers are kind of jerks.

John Shull 55:55

They're not even like that. They used to be a look luxury car. They're like at the bottom of luxury now

Nick VinZant 56:01

it's a nice car. I would say that BMWs are at the top of the nice car list. Mercedes starts kind of being like, that's a luxury car.

John Shull 56:13

Yeah, for sure, it's number three. Number Three are Amazon delivery trucks.

Nick VinZant 56:19

Oh yeah, you just know that they're

John Shull 56:22

going to stop in front of you, or they're going to take up the entire road, or they're going to turn without turning the turn signal on, like it's just, it's just annoying. I don't even get behind them. I do my best to try to go around them every time I see one of them.

Nick VinZant 56:38

So I work remotely part of the week. And there is a FedEx guy in my neighborhood who has been here for several years, and he is a problem. He is a problem. I have seen him in multiple, multiple almost fights with other people. He once parked in like a narrow way where only one car could go, and one car kind of had to pull over or back up or something. He once parked there, and he was there for 45 minutes fighting with another delivery driver.

John Shull 57:10

That's his car. That's that union luxury. They're still getting paid no matter what they're doing.

Nick VinZant 57:15

He is a problem. He is a problem. He that package is never getting to your door. It is never, never, not going to be damaged. Is always blocking the road. He is a problem. Never. Gotta love unions, uh, my number three is any kind of loud car, like, if you hear a loud car coming, you know, that person's a bad driver. I'm not talking about this thing is tuned up for the raceway kind. I put some exhaust on it because I want to go. Want to go fast. I'm just talking like, if this car is just making a lot of, like, loud noise, like, it doesn't have an exhaust on it, or you thought it'd be cool to, like, put, take off the muffler, like, that's going to be a bad driver. They're not. They're not. They're just warning you to stay out of the way, is what they really are doing.

John Shull 57:58

Yeah. I mean, it's, God forbid you look at one of the cars too, because they probably have a dent, or they're smashed up, or they have tinted windows where you can't see, yeah, just stay out of the way. Just don't even

Nick VinZant 58:11

try. You got to watch out. What's your number two?

John Shull 58:15

Like I wrote down, like Metro Transit busses, but like, public transportation busses, you know, like, D, dot, M, dot, those kinds of busses, because they don't give a shit. Like, they will pull out in front of you. They will stop to pick people up, like the ones here in Metro Detroit, when they have someone that's going around to like, the other side of the road, they don't even put flashers out half the time. Like, you don't even know what's happening. Oh, I

Nick VinZant 58:43

mean, I live in Seattle, which puts a big emphasis on public transportation, and I feel like they're pretty good drivers, so maybe it's just a Detroit thing, because the entire city is crumbling.

John Shull 58:52

Yeah, we're losing our mayor, too. He is. He's running for governor as an independent. Write in candidate. Alright,

Nick VinZant 58:59

my number two is Nissan Altima drivers. If you see somebody blasting past you 20 miles an hour over the speed limit, I guarantee that's going to be somebody with a Nissan Altima. They are menaces on the road. That's a license to be a menace.

John Shull 59:16

Yeah. That's very specific for a Nissan Altima.

Nick VinZant 59:20

Specifically in Nissan Altima, I really had a hard time not putting as my number

John Shull 59:24

one. Oh, I think I think number one should be unanimous for sure. Oh, okay, what's your number one? My number one are drivers that drive f1 50s or Chevy Silverado trucks.

Nick VinZant 59:37

Ooh, I went big trucks, but I specifically went Ram truck drivers. Okay,

John Shull 59:43

yeah, I didn't even put them on. I just man, every single time. And I'm not going to rant, but I want to, it's the same kind of demographic of individual, some old, crusty white dude with a cigarette in his mouth and long white hair. And it's just like, I get you. Don't give a shit. I get it. But like, just because you drive a bigger vehicle than me does not give you the right to be an asshole.

Nick VinZant 1:00:08

Oh, they are, like, the if I guarantee, I would be willing to bet that if you check your rear view mirror, don't see anything. Then you check your rear view mirror again, and there's suddenly a car right behind you. It's going to be a Dodge Ram.

John Shull 1:00:26

You know what I do now is, I mean, I go the speed limit, and I think I'm a very fair driver, but if I have somebody that comes right up from behind me as I'm stopped and like I can't see their hood, like they're that close to my car, I will just sit there for 10 seconds just waiting to see what's going to happen. Now that's probably not the smartest thing to do, but I'm just over it, like, I don't know, I don't know how drivers are in Seattle, but drivers and everything's under construction here, by the way, which does not make people very happy. Everyone's crazy on the road, but f1 50 and Silverado truck drivers are the worst.

Nick VinZant 1:01:04

Oh, big trucks drivers, yeah, yeah, they don't have a lot of consideration for other people. Uh, what's in your honor? Do you have anything in your honor? Mention?

John Shull 1:01:12

I don't know if this one counts, but I put construction vehicles that go five mile an hour as they're moving from site to site, frequent stops. I also have street sweepers because I still have no idea why the hell we have street sweepers

Nick VinZant 1:01:26

in the street you've obviously never paid attention to that. I actually complimented one time when I was working as a reporter. I complimented the guy who was the councilman for the area that I was living in about how good a job the Street Sweepers did, because it looked fantastic.

John Shull 1:01:42

Get out and brush off your own street. I mean, we don't need to be paying 1000s of dollars to have it done. I'm sorry.

Nick VinZant 1:01:49

People don't. Things need maintenance. John, the only other, the only two that I have, would be like Buick and Lincoln drivers, just because, you know they're going slow anything with you're driving a big boat of a vehicle like that, ain't gonna work out very well. And then I have a Toyota Prius accelerate, like, go.

John Shull 1:02:08

I wrote down Chrysler, 200 drivers. Oh, yeah, Christ, Challenger, like,

Nick VinZant 1:02:18

man, any kind of like, dodge caught product, it's gonna be a problem. Okay? That's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of profoundly pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. It feels good to be back. It's been really nice to know that you're not alone. So I want to thank John. I want to thank everybody who reached out. We're not We're not out of the woods yet, but things look things look brighter and better. And it's weird how after you go through something, you do really come out stronger. So if you're going through something, there's light at the end of the tunnel. All right. Thanks. You.

Tornado Researchers Dr. Jana Houser and Dr. Paul Markowski

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Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode tornados and embarrassing things,

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you essentially have something that's totally unpredictable.

Dr. Jana Houser 0:24

There are certain river valleys that are known to change the winds in a manner that actually creates tornadoes more efficiently.

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I mean, when you're talking about winds that are typically only seen on planets not named Earth, like Venus, for example, you might expect that you're gonna have outcomes that are equally surprising.

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I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guests, because growing up as a kid in Kansas, I was fascinated by tornadoes. This is tornado researchers, Dr Jana Hauser and Dr Paul Markowski. So how is a tornado formed?

Dr. Jana Houser 1:14

That's a really good question, and we don't actually know all of the gory details, but in principle, what happens is we have rotation that gets developed at the ground, and then we have a thunderstorm that's kind of overhead of that ground based rotation. And what happens is the rotation that's below is sucked into the middle and pulled upward, very similar to an ice skater as she pulls her arms in she spins faster. The same principle applies to a tornado. Now, some questions surrounding that is like, where does that ground based rotation come from in the first place? Why is it only there sometimes? And those are things that we're answering right now. We're hoping to answer.

Speaker 2 1:50

Why has it been difficult to figure that out? It's really difficult

Dr. Jana Houser 1:55

to actually get measurements of ground based rotation because we don't have instruments that are capable of observing them in a continuous manner. And the second problem is that we just don't know when and where this rotation is going to develop in the first place, because it's not always present. So trying to set up instruments that are in the right place at the right time, and in a way that we have enough instruments to spatially cover an area has essentially proven to be logistically impossible to this point, when

Speaker 1 2:23

you kind of look at the start of a tornado, is it something that would start at a point like, say, the tip of my finger, and then get bigger? Or is it like, how big is the beginning of the tornado?

Dr. Paul Markowski 2:35

Oh, that is a really good question. It would typically be broader, actually broader than the visible, intense column of rotation that defines the tornado. So it's typically broad, and then the spin increases as the scale contracts to something very narrow. So

Speaker 2 2:59

when like the ground based rotation, if I understand this correct, so like, the tornado doesn't start rotating at the top and then go down to the ground. It starts at the ground and then goes up. Yeah,

Dr. Jana Houser 3:09

that's correct. So it's actually a misnomer, like our eyes queue into the funnel cloud, and obviously the funnel cloud develops in the sky and then works its way down. But in order to actually have a full fledged tornado, you need to have that ground based rotation present in the first place. So oftentimes, what we end up seeing happen is we see that rotation start to organize at the ground and then intensifies in the storm above, and that intensification in the storm above at the same time as that intensification of the ground based rotation essentially works together to kind of complete, almost like a rotational circuit, if you would.

Speaker 2 3:41

Why does it seem to be only in certain places, only at certain times? If you

Dr. Paul Markowski 3:47

look at a world map of I don't know if this can be found on the internet easily, but somewhere, you can probably find a map that shows the distribution of tornadoes worldwide, and what lights up flashing red is the so called Tornado Alley of the United States, roughly from Texas north where up to the Dakotas and eastward to roughly the Mississippi River. There's also an extension that extends east of the Mississippi, you know, the southeastern United States.

Dr. Jana Houser 4:17

And that has to do with a physical, geographic configuration of that part of the country. We have a warm, moist source for air coming up from the Gulf of Mexico. We have elevated terrain towards the West that includes both the Colorado Rockies. So we get low pressure systems developing on the eastern side of those Colorado Rockies, which promote southerly winds, which suck up that warm, moist air from the Gulf of Mexico. And then further to the southwest, we have a geographic feature called the Mexican plateau, which affects or moves air from the southwest towards the northeast, which, trajectory wise, takes it up over the Central Plains area, and that contributes to the formation of a feature known as the dry line. And the dry line is a known source for forming storms in the first place, and then that. Air also actually contributes to a stable layer immediately above the ground, which allows for the surface conditions to become really juicy and moist and wet and warm, and eventually, once it gets warm enough, we can have explosive thunderstorm development. So without that stable layer above, we would see more modest kind of trickling of intermediate type thunderstorms. When we look at specific locations, like a specific town or a specific area near a mountain, for example, we do know that in some cases, depending on the overall larger scale environment, we can locally contribute to environments that are more favorable for tornado formation because of specific geographic features that exist at an exact location. So for example, there are certain river valleys that are known to change the winds in a manner that actually creates tornadoes more efficiently than if those river valleys weren't there. For example, similarly, there's some terrain features, for example, in Alabama, where we tend to see enhanced tornado formation on one side or the other side of a topographic feature. And again, we relate that to local modification, primarily of wind direction and wind speed, that for basically a short time frame as a storm is passing over, it locally enhances the environmental conditions, and essentially tips the scale toward a scenario that's more favorable for tornadoes than if that terrain feature weren't there in the first place. When

Speaker 2 6:29

you talk about like, terrain features, right? Like, the first thing, are we talking about, like, Okay, we built this row of houses in a way that funnels the wind? Are we talking about like golf courses, or like, we've tunneled into the side of a mountain, or something like, What do you mean by like topographical features? So

Dr. Jana Houser 6:45

I basically mean kind of the natural features in the land, so hills and valleys and to a degree, some smaller mountains. And now, if you have a really large mountain, typically, that's not going to be favorable for a tornado to survive. It's not going to be able to go up and over. But certain smaller scale hills and escarpments or valleys are known to locally modify the direction and speed of winds in that sense. So

Speaker 2 7:09

it's now like Steve built a house at the end of a cul de sac, and now we've got tornadoes here. Didn't build it the way everybody else did. That's

Dr. Jana Houser 7:17

right, although, with that in mind, I am participating in some work with a civil engineer where we're looking at how individual houses and buildings modify tornadoes as tornadoes are approaching them, and then similarly, like if you were to destroy those buildings by the tornado, how does that then impact the tornado as it moves on further in its life? So there are actual physical effects that are associated with individual buildings too, but it's not gonna probably make the difference of whether or not a tornado forms in the first place. But when you get a bunch of buildings together in certain block, like construction configurations, it may end up actually affecting the tornado, either for good or for bad.

Speaker 2 7:55

We could have, like, tornado proof buildings or like, hey, build this thing here and it's going to stop the tornado, or deflected or

Dr. Jana Houser 8:03

something like that, possibly in the future. You know, just

Speaker 2 8:06

to kind of reiterate, it's not the weather, it's the weather and that specific geographical feature of the land,

Unknown Speaker 8:14

that's generally correct, yes. So, like,

Speaker 2 8:17

when you think about a tornado, like, okay, it's spinning, but like, what's happening inside of the tornado?

Dr. Paul Markowski 8:24

Inside the tornado there's, there's typically sinking air, actually down to a point it's, you know, technically, you could find a singular point and there where the wind is calm. I mean, we we talk about the eye of the hurricane, how it's this relative calm surrounded by hell on earth, a violent wind surrounding the eye, which, that's the eye wall of the hurricane. Technically, technically, a tornado has an eye as well. It's just that it's so tiny that you there's very small chance you'd actually ever find it, and even if you did happen to pass through it. You're talking about a second or less when it would be relative calm in there, you wouldn't remember it as being a calm event. So along the outskirts of the tornado, violent winds you've got, it's not even so much the wind that is as dangerous as the stuff that's embedded in the wind, two by fours, large pieces of debris, automobiles can be embedded in the tornado flow. You're talking about massive impact, obviously. So one other thing I would say that's often lost. This is not just the rotational part of the wind in a tornado that's violent. There's a violent updraft as well. So you can have 100 mile per hour winds going around the tornado, but the up component can also be 100 miles an hour at, say, not that far off of rooftop height. But when you when you hear stories about really heavy debris, like cars or automobiles, railroad cars, though being jettisoned that stuff, I think can really only happen if the heavy stuff is also embedded in air that has a very strong upward component.

Speaker 1 10:20

In the upward component, that's part of what I would consider to be the tornado, or is that in front of the tornado? Or, like, where's the upwards

Dr. Paul Markowski 10:28

that's right on the edge of the tornado. Sometimes, in tornado video, you can see that stuff on the edges going up pretty violently. It would be right on the edge of the visible funnel. Typically. Can

Nick VinZant 10:38

we predict them?

Dr. Jana Houser 10:40

We cannot predict tornadoes with very good accuracy. We can predict the I guess I should say, we can predict and acknowledge environments that are favorable for tornado formation,

Dr. Paul Markowski 10:56

even two, three days in advance. We sometimes can say, hey, central Kansas three days from now. If there's going to be action, that's where it's going to be. But when we get down to say t minus 30 minutes and storms start popping up on radar, we have essentially no ability to say, okay, Storm number one is going to make a tornado 17 minutes from now, and that tornado will last five minutes. Storm number two won't make a tornado, but storm number three is going to make an even more intense tornado, but starting in 32 minutes, we're never going to be able to have that level of specificity. And it's precisely because when you try to start determining things on a point by point basis, you really lose predictability horizon. And that's ultimately because of what's known broadly as the fancy term is non linearity of the math, non linearity of of the physics. But the physics are governed by by mathematics. Ultimately, or at least math is kind of language we use to try to explain the physics. I think for me, a great analogy is the Plinko game on prices, right? Ever watch Plinko?

Speaker 2 12:05

Yeah, yeah. No. You drop the thing. It bounces back and forth.

Dr. Paul Markowski 12:09

You drop the thing, it bounces around. If you move where you drop the Plinko chip by a millimeter up at the top. Where do you how do you think the outcome is going to be affected? It's not going to be affected by a millimeter at the bottom, or it might be, but that would be just luck. You could move it a millimeter at the top and it could end up a foot. You essentially have something that's totally unpredictable. It's the same thing happening naturally when it comes to the atmosphere. We're really big at describe, really good at describing the big picture. But then as you go to smaller and smaller scales, it's like you're hitting different little pegs along the way. And if you're trying to predict exactly where that disc is going to end up, that's kind of analogous to predicting exactly which storm at which particular time the event is going to happen, where's that tornado going to hit, and exactly how intense is it going to be? No chance. That's like predicting where that planko Chip is going to end up based on something that happened 10 seconds earlier in terms of where you dropped it on top. No chance. Good luck.

Speaker 2 13:12

Do you think, though, could there be something that we find one day that would allow us to predict them like, Oh, if we find this, then we can do it.

Dr. Paul Markowski 13:21

I don't think so. They're always going to be these intrinsic limits to this, to how specific you can make the prediction.

Speaker 2 13:32

Are you ready for some harder slash risk listener submitted questions.

Unknown Speaker 13:38

Always bring it. What is

Nick VinZant 13:39

the biggest tornado myth.

Dr. Jana Houser 13:41

There's a couple myths that I could talk about, but I would say the biggest one that comes to my mind is that tornadoes form from the top down.

Nick VinZant 13:47

What are some of the other ones? So

Dr. Jana Houser 13:49

some of the others are that tornadoes don't hit big cities. That is not true, so tornadoes absolutely can hit big cities. The difference, or the tricky part there is that big cities tend to not actually be that big in the context of their footprint. So given the whole amount of vast space that we have in the US, cities comprise a very small portion of that footprint. So the statistical likelihood that a tornado is going to hit a city is very small in the first place, but they can, and sometimes do hit larger cities or skirt the outsides or the suburbs. There's

Dr. Paul Markowski 14:25

this idea, I think maybe it comes from too many TV shows involving storm chasers on TV, that the value of tornado observations increases with the decreasing distance you have that you collect the data from the tornado, meaning that, hey, let's just have an armored vehicle and drive it right into the tornado. Makes for great television. Don't know that those data are how scientifically valuable they are. I mean, we are. Know that it's windy in there. We know that the pressure is low. If you actually want to predict tornado formation or understand how tornadoes form or how tornadoes are maintained, or how they dissipate, really what you need is observations in a much larger volume surrounding that storm. I mean, it's a thunderstorm that produces a tornado. It's it's just keeping the numbers really round. Let's say it's 10 miles in one dimension, 10 miles in the other horizontal dimension, and 10 miles high, 50,000 feet high, that's 1000 cubic miles, 10 by 10 by 10, that's 1000 so you need, if you really want to understand what all is going on in there. You need to collect data in that whole volume. So once

Speaker 1 15:44

the tornado kind of starts, is it fueling the rest of the storm, taking away for the rest of the storm, like, where? Yeah, what's happening with all that kind of energy?

Dr. Paul Markowski 15:55

No, that's a good question. A tornado is actually going to be self destructive to a storm, typically, because that wind is so strong, rotationally at the ground, what happens? What happens to the pressure? When you have really strong spinning motion, the pressure drops. You can demonstrate this yourself. If you take your coffee, spin it around, the fluid level in the middle drops. And if you spin it too fast, the fluid level drops so much that the floor level on the sides rises, and the crow field go flying out right. So the faster you spin it, the lower the pressure gets. Well, if you've got really intense low pressure at the bottom of the storm that's sucking air down from above, and I already mentioned that typically a tornado is sinking air down the axis, but even the overlying thunderstorm updraft, which can go up to 50,000 feet, you start drawing air downward, and that actually weakens the overlying updraft. So some tornadoes will actually cause the overlying updraft of the storm to weaken dramatically. I've seen even the updraft basically killed by the tornado, and the storm is almost dead, and the only thing alive is is the tornado as it as it ropes out and dissipates and there's just blue sky above it. Sometimes the storm, though, will then reconstitute itself somewhere a bit farther downstream as the tornado dies, and then you'll restart the cycle again. But yeah, tornadoes, in terms of what their direct impact is on the storm, I'd say not generally, not well studied, but they would tend to have a weakening effect, actually self destructive,

Speaker 2 17:33

what seems to be guiding them, like once they form, what's dictating where it's going to go.

Dr. Paul Markowski 17:41

Tornados will tend to move with the motion of the parent's door. They'll tend to drift with that average wind. They tend to maybe move a little bit to the right of the average wind. But that's a good thing, because if they could just move in a completely unpredictable, random way, we'd all be in a lot of trouble, right? So some of the motion of the vortex, because it's so small scale, can briefly deviate a bit from the average motion of the overlying storm. It can't deviate for too long where it's not going to be with the storm anymore, in which case it'll just peter out.

Speaker 2 18:19

Most impressive thing you've ever seen or heard of a tornado doing?

Dr. Jana Houser 18:23

I saw a fire hydrant that was literally, like, sucked up out of the ground with, I don't know, maybe six feet or so of pipe. And it was perfectly straight, so it wasn't bent. It was basically, like the fire hydrant was sucked right up out of the ground. It was pretty crazy. There's actually a picture that I did not take, but there's a picture of that floating around online somewhere as well, so it's pretty crazy. And then I also was collecting data in a radar truck, and during the El Reno 2013 tornado, and our radar measured the winds that verified that that tornado was the largest on record with a width of 2.6 miles.

Dr. Paul Markowski 19:02

I mean, when you're talking about winds that are typically only seen on planets not named Earth, like Venus, for example, you might expect that you're going to have outcomes that are equally surprising.

Speaker 2 19:18

Climate change has that affected them in the sense of their strength. There's more of them. They're in different places,

Dr. Jana Houser 19:25

yeah. So putting the climate change piece to tornadoes is challenging, because, as we've discussed already, tornadoes are very sensitive to very localized conditions, so you can't attribute ever any individual tornado event to climate change, what we can do is try to assess the impact that climate change has on the larger scale environment, and whether or not that is supportive or not supportive, moving forward with time. So based upon the data that we have from 1992 present, there has not been. Any kind of significant increase in the number of tornadoes on any given year. When you look at the full course of that time frame, neither has there been an increase in intensity of tornadoes. What we do see is a little bit of a an increase in low end tornadoes, so EF zeros and EF ones and that, again, is primarily a function of our ability to see those areas of rotation using the radar data and saying, like, oh, we see rotation there. The National Weather Service warned for that tornado Did something happen. And there's incentive from the NWS, they want to verify their warnings, right? So they are going to make phone calls. They're going to send somebody out to see if that area of rotation that they warned for actually, indeed did produce a tornado. So we do see a little bit of an increase in numbers there, but that, again, is probably non physical in the sense that, like those numbers were probably always the same, moving back into history, we just are better equipped to observe those tornadoes now, what we have seen is a difference in the distribution of locations of where tornados are forming and the time of year that tornadoes are occurring. So in a very traditional sense, tornado alley, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska has always been the mecca for tornadoes in the US and in the world, and it still is. I don't want to slight them from that, but we are seeing a significant decline in the number of tornadoes in that part of the country, and we think that's primarily driven by drought and the fact that in a climate change scenario, we're increasing the robustness of the hydrological cycle, and we tend to be seeing more drought in areas like Texas and Oklahoma and Kansas. And where you have drought, you have dry conditions, you have dry soils, and that's going to be negatively impacting the ability of the atmosphere to actually produce a tornado. So we do see a little bit of a decline in the number of tornadoes in those traditional states, particularly in the climatologically most active months of the year, primarily like late April or early Well, all of May, basically, and into early June. Now to compensate for that, what we are seeing is an increase in the number of tornadoes in southeastern states of the United States, and this is kind of the traditional Dixie alley that people refer to. So we're looking at Mississippi and Alabama into Georgia and Tennessee. And I don't like to call it a shift, because it's not like a continuous thing. It's not like the tornadoes are kind of like starting here. They're edging this way. But instead it's kind of like a reallocation, like we're kind of reducing the numbers here, but we're adding to the numbers here in a sort of different in a different spatial sense. And those tornadoes are occurring during the cold season, so January, February, March, times of year when we as people tend to not think about tornadoes as being overly important, because it's winter time, right? But the link there is retaining heat in the Gulf of Mexico, and then the conflict with the cold air that still is generated in polar latitudes. When you have these these really strong cold fronts come through, you have really cold air aloft, and then you generate these very strong and dynamically driven low pressure systems. So these are basically your everyday lows, like where you have a cold front and a warm front and drive our everyday weather. In this climate change scenario, those become almost a little bit more robust because we have more heat and more energy stored up in the Gulf of Mexico to contribute to moving on land as that large scale low pressure system is is intensifying, and then that can cause destabilization, and can cause these really deep low pressures that ultimately drive large scale environmental conditions that are favorable for tornadoes.

Speaker 2 23:40

Why does some tornado seem to jump?

Dr. Paul Markowski 23:43

I'm not sure. I've really seen that behavior, to be honest, some will kind of dissipate and then maybe appear to jump if they reform downstream. I would think in some of those cases, terrain is probably playing a role. Some hills or small mountains or valleys or canyons can lead to some locally erratic behavior. In some cases, though, there can be erratic behavior even if you just have flat land without a whole lot of complexity, just because the underlying physics of the parent storm or themselves plenty complicated enough to lead to complicated outcomes.

Speaker 2 24:24

Since it's just wind, are there invisible tornadoes?

Dr. Jana Houser 24:28

There can be tornadoes that occur without funnel clouds. So again, funnels are not necessarily a function of whether or not there is a tornado. It is a function of the moisture characteristics and the temperature characteristics of the atmosphere as you as you move up. So you can have, I don't know that you would call them invisible, because if the rotation is strong enough to be a tornado, it's most likely that they're going to be lofting dust and debris from the surface. So you can see the tornado manifest through through those visual. Wool cues, but you can have tornadoes without funnel clouds.

Speaker 1 25:04

Best Movie about tornadoes, worst movie about tornadoes.

Dr. Paul Markowski 25:08

I maybe don't see enough tornado movies, so I've only seen one of I don't know how many Sharknado movies there are. There's more than five, right? I've seen parts of one. I saw Twister and twisters, Hollywood film. I mean, to be honest, in twisters, the most recent one, the technology they were using wasn't really all that advanced. The stuff we use in the field now we've been, we're doing stuff way more advanced than what they were doing in twisters, and they had this thing. They called it a phased array radar. We've been using those for 15 years in the field. So, and the ones we have are better than when they had in twisters. So, you know, that's okay. I mean, this idea about shooting rockets into the storm to affect tornado formation, honestly, the way they they wanted to disrupt tornadoes is actually the way you'd probably want to go about doing it. You might not remember the details, or you might remember them, but they were trying to create more cold air in the storm. So rain falls out of a storm, rain evaporates, that produces cold air, and that cold air for a long time, we believe it's important, one of the important pieces of tornado formation, in fact. But if you produce too much cold air, there's a lot of evidence that that can be disruptive to tornado formation. So they were trying to get the storm to coax it into making more rain, I guess, and then therefore more evaporatively cooled air to short circuit tornado formation. So they were absolutely barking up the right tree. But this idea that you can shoot a few rockets into the storm to pull that up is kind of funny, because, as we said, you know, Storm, very roughly, is 10 by 10 by 10 miles, 1000 cubic miles. You need a lot of stuff, you know, a few rockets of stuff. You know, it's like, you know, standing in front of a bus and throwing a wiffle ball against it and expecting that the bus is forward speed to be significantly altered. I mean, it'll have some effect, but not one that's measurable. So anyway, yeah, I enjoy these films. I don't really have one that I would say that I have a particular disdain for. Oh,

Speaker 2 27:23

what do you personally find to be the most interesting thing about tornadoes, like, the most interesting fact, like, that's to me is I'm fascinated by that. I've

Dr. Jana Houser 27:32

always been fascinated, maybe not so much by a fact, but by this, like, interesting paradox where you look at a tornado, and to me, they're beautiful, like, I think tornadoes are just spectacularly beautiful, and that's one of the reasons that I was drawn to them as a child in the first place, because they're just like amazing creations. And then simultaneously, the violence and the destruction that they can cause is just such a paradox that it's, it's sad but amazing at the same time, you know? And of course, I would, my heart goes out to anybody who's been impacted personally and has lost loved ones or lie or property or anything like that, of course. But just this, this awkward paradox of beauty coupled with this destruction,

Speaker 1 28:20

I want to thank Dr Hauser and Dr Markowski so much for joining us. If you want to connect with them, we have linked to them on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included their information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview. See what these tornadoes are really like. The YouTube version of this episode will be live on May 1, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Scholl and get to the pointless part of the show. What's the longest you could talk about a single topic.

Speaker 3 29:01

Oh, I mean six hours, 612 hours, probably

Speaker 2 29:06

six to 12. Like, what would you be? What would you talk about? Like, I could talk

Speaker 3 29:09

about baseball, and then you could break it down into seasons, teams, players, achievements.

Speaker 1 29:16

I could probably talk about the most powerful superheroes in comic books, and go through a definitive ranking of them, and probably talk at least an hour about that Thanos. No, Thanos is not one of the most powerful characters in Marvel Comics. Ultimately, you have the one above all. You have the one below all. You have the living tribunal. You have cosmic entities like eternity. You have some really powerful characters that are above Thanos. Then it depends on different characters, characterizations above him. Now, if we're talking about Thanos with the heart of the universe, that's one of the most powerful characters than us with the infinity gems, is not quite as powerful as Thanos with the heart of the universe. Like I could probably talk about the most powerful characters in Marvel Comics for at least an hour. Yeah.

Speaker 3 29:59

Well, that's about an hour. All right, everyone have a great day. You could

Speaker 1 30:03

just talk about sports. I pulled the audience about this. Sure absolutely could. Okay, so I pulled the audience. What's the longest you could talk about a single topic? The choice is worth less than 15 minutes, 15 to 30 minutes, 30 minutes to an hour, and more than an hour, everyone has voted for more than an hour. So 100% of people say they could talk about a single topic for more than an hour. Who

Speaker 3 30:26

are, no matter who you are, you love something, right? You love something to the point to where you could just not stop talking about

Speaker 1 30:31

it. Oh, yeah, I would say there's actually probably half a dozen things that I could talk about for an hour straight.

Speaker 3 30:37

I think a better, better question is, what topic could you talk about for an hour that no one else would would could? I

Speaker 1 30:46

could talk about the various differences between mountain bike parks and trails in the Seattle Washington area

Unknown Speaker 30:54

for an hour Exactly. And

Speaker 1 30:56

I don't think a lot of people could talk about that. There's certainly some people who could talk about that, still probably 1000s. I could talk about the ins and outs of the Peloponnesian War. Yeah, see, no, we're done. I know a lot about the Peloponnesian War.

Speaker 3 31:11

I say that though to and I could talk to you about submarines from World War Two. So

Speaker 1 31:17

Right. It's amazing all the things that you can like, get really into

Speaker 3 31:21

Yeah, alright, let's get some shout outs here. Shall we shout outs? Outs, all right, Isabella, Boyd, Albert pupa, pretty sure, pretty sure it's Papua, but I've screwed that. I'm

Unknown Speaker 31:36

sorry. How do you spell it? But how do you spell Albert pupa,

John Shull 31:40

P, u, p, U, a devil is

Speaker 1 31:43

like Papua, Papa. I don't think it's pupa. That's a terrible last name.

Speaker 3 31:49

It's a terrible last name. But sorry, Albert, Papua, Christy, Christina, do on Brendan o'shanahan, Jack Almighty, Evans, Jeremy Adams, Brian Gorman, Jeff Bogar, rich Carmen do and we're going to end here with Zachariah. Zachariah, it's not gonna, not gonna even

Speaker 1 32:23

try that one. It's amazing to me, for the length of time that we have been doing the shout outs, and you have not really gotten better at it at all, not

Speaker 3 32:30

even a little bit some of those, like, I have the different apps open, I'm just picking names, right? And then YouTube does a really shitty job of showing people, oh,

Speaker 1 32:40

always somebody else's fault. This is why you're not getting better about it. Because you're trying to pass the buck to somebody else. You're not taking accountability, you know what, though. But if we're talking about, if we're talking about things that we have not gotten better at, I have been working out and lifting weights since I was 16, so we're talking 20 plus years, and I haven't improved at it in probably 15 years. I don't think I've gotten any physically stronger in 15 years.

John Shull 33:08

That sounds like a you problem. Can you

Speaker 1 33:10

think of anything that you have been doing for a long time and have not improved at it at all,

Speaker 3 33:16

just work in general? Yeah, I feel like my job is pretty streamlined. And like, yeah, you learn new things and you do new things, but like, Have I really gotten better at it? I don't know. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 33:29

I can actually say that I probably haven't made significant improvements to anything that I do in the last 10 to 15 years, whether that's work, personal relationships, working out, things that I do, I don't really think that I've made significant improvements in any of them, in any way. In the last 10 to 15 years, I've made small improvements, but I like you hit an age and that era of big improvements in doing something is like over with like, now it's just baby steps.

Speaker 3 34:03

I actually think I probably have gone backwards on things than frontwards. Oh,

Speaker 1 34:08

yeah, I would agree with that. I've gotten worse at most things that I do.

Speaker 3 34:12

Like, yeah, I don't think I've gone forward on anything really personalized, professionally. I can't think of anything really

Speaker 1 34:21

I'm more efficient. I can do the same job and less time, but I'm not doing a better job. Yeah,

Speaker 3 34:29

that's like, I'm smarter and I think and more effective than the way I do certain things. But it doesn't mean that I've gotten better at it, like, you know, I've decreased everything. It just sucks getting old. That's that's the sentence. It just sucks getting old. Period, my

Speaker 1 34:46

oldest beat me at something for the first time, and my youngest, we play Wii Sports, we play Wii volleyball, and I can't beat him. Oh, I legitimately cannot beat him. And he's. Five years old, and we're playing Wii Sports, volleyball, and I'm trying, and I can't beat him. I can't beat him. He's better than me.

Speaker 3 35:07

Do you work up a little sweat playing Wii volleyball? Oh,

Speaker 1 35:10

I try to cheat, I try to, like, distract him, I try to get in his head, and he beats me. I've got nothing for him, and not that you played a five and he's beaten you, like 5253,

Unknown Speaker 35:23

not even close, just not even one thing,

Speaker 1 35:25

just stomping me. I try to cheat it. So I get to go first. I try to cheat the system so that my partner is better, because you play with a CPU partner and Nope, you can't get him good

Speaker 3 35:36

on him. Man, maybe you got a future sand volleyball player in your in your household,

Nick VinZant 35:41

it's Wii Sports, man.

Speaker 3 35:44

You know, all right, well, in this week's rip edition, I feel like we have to get some kind of shout out to the Pope.

Speaker 1 35:51

Oh, yeah, man, you don't realize, like, I feel like that's a person that you don't realize how worldwide, famous that they are, that everybody kind of knows who the Pope is,

Speaker 3 36:01

yeah. I mean, probably one of the, I mean, if I had to list it, probably top five most known person in the world.

Speaker 1 36:08

Yeah. Seemed like a decent dude. I'm not a religious person, but seemed like a nice guy.

Speaker 3 36:14

I do think the way they elect a pope is a little it's a little little archaic. I don't think they have to take Cardinals and put them into a hotel where nobody can talk to them for two or three days, where I I've always envisioned like that just being a wild, like bachelor party experience, which it probably is, nothing,

Speaker 1 36:35

no, dude, it's a bunch of religious people. They're not like having strippers and cocaine over there. It's like a bunch of cardinals. I mean, how directed you want to but I think that, like, it's not like they're doing like, blow and banging chicks all day, like sequestered, like bashing party, like pop gone wild. I

Speaker 3 36:56

just did the vision. Like, you know, they do whatever they need to do for like, two hours, and then it's like, all right, Jerry, bring the girls in the Coke,

Nick VinZant 37:06

bring in the Marie, like, just doing rails. Hope innocent, no more. Yeah, right. Like,

Speaker 3 37:15

yeah, it's tradition. It's tradition. Well, it got me thinking, like, that's one of the most traditional things that we still do as the human society. I think there's not, not a lot of things have stood the test of time like the Pope, hell, Conclave, papal, I know it's kind of being half funny, but yeah, papal conclave. Did you really think

Speaker 1 37:36

it was Pope? Hell, nope, yeah. You didn't know what it was like. Papal. I only know this because I've been watching conclave.

Speaker 3 37:43

How is okay? I get well, no one cares. But yes, or no, good movie. It's worth it. It's worth it, all right?

Speaker 1 37:50

I like that kind of movie. Occasionally I can't watch like those, dialog heavy, not really any like subtlety. It's just people talking to each other. Intrigue, kind of movies very often, but when I do watch them, I generally like them. I can handle those about once every three months.

Speaker 3 38:06

I just I'm trying to get through Oppenheimer, but it's a three hour movie, and I forgot what sitting through a three hour movie is like. So

Speaker 1 38:14

it took me three days to watch a movie. I don't think that I have sat down and watched a movie from start to finish. I know I haven't done it since the movie Logan came out in like, 2017 or 16. That's probably the last time that I sat down and watched a movie from beginning to end.

Speaker 3 38:33

I mean, it's not that surprising, but it's kind of like you haven't watched any movies since then, like in their entirety.

Speaker 1 38:39

Nope, not just sitting there watching the whole movie. That's, what, almost eight years. Yeah, that's a while. It takes me, generally, three or four days to watch a movie.

John Shull 38:50

Our podcast is almost as old as the last time you watched a movie.

Unknown Speaker 38:54

Oh, God,

Nick VinZant 38:56

let's move on.

Speaker 3 38:59

Let's see here. Would you rather be trapped under water, knowing, not knowing you're going to survive, but you do, or fall out of an airplane and have your parachute not open until you're just within like distance of, hey, I'm going to hit the ground and die, but then your parachute opens and you survive. So

Speaker 1 39:17

would I rather almost die drowning or almost die falling from the sky. Yes, almost die falling from the sky. I don't want to drown. Being underwater really creeps me out. I don't really want to be underwater. I don't like to not have my feet on the ground, and I don't like to have my head underground underwater. I'd rather fall How about you?

Speaker 3 39:38

I feel like, at least when you're in the water, you feel like you might have a little control, like, just a tad when you're just free I can see that you're just free falling. It's like, well, my parachutes not opening. I guess I'm gonna be literally staring at the ground as it gets closer, and then I'm just gonna pull over get pulverized,

Speaker 1 39:56

okay, if you were falling to your death, we. You stare at the ground, or would you turn around so you didn't see it? Would you stare at the ground or look at the sky if you were falling to your death?

Speaker 3 40:09

Man, that's a toughy. I mean, I feel like human instinct would be to try to look down and see if there's any way to survive. But I mean, in a perfect world, if I know that I'm going to die, like if I knew it, I probably would just, I would want to go on my back so I just felt the impact, and

Speaker 1 40:24

then you're dead. I think I would like, I think I would look at the ground until I got within, like, 100 feet, to try to see if there was some way that I could survive. And then once I knew it was hopeless, I would turn around and look at the sky.

Speaker 3 40:38

Yeah. I just, Well, anyways, these have been uplifting.

Speaker 1 40:42

Top saying, You got to be prepared in life. You got to know what you're going to do in that situation. Yeah, I would look at the sky. Would you land head first or feet first? If you were falling head first? Yeah, I think I would go head first too. Just like, let's just make sure this is done,

Speaker 3 40:57

because Knowing my luck, like, I would break every bone up to, like, my ribs and survive or something.

Speaker 1 41:04

You probably, if you fall that far, you probably kind of all hit at the same time. Anyway, it's not like, Oh, you're gonna cushion the blow with your legs. God, that would just be so instantaneous. You just be smashed flat. Okay, all right, all right. Happy thoughts. Good thing,

Speaker 3 41:19

yeah, let's see the last of us getting off to a good start, much scarier than the first season. I'd say, though,

Speaker 1 41:25

can't watch those kind of shows, but you're watching scary man, which is too scary. It's too scary if there's any kind of monsters, if there's any kind of, like body horror, anything kind of like gross, I don't want, I don't want to deal with anything that could really happen in life. And I feel I like, I don't know if I firmly believe this, but any of those kind of, like post apocalyptic movies, I can't watch those anymore because I start to think, like, oh, that might actually happen. Now. Like,

Speaker 3 41:53

oh, that could happen. I do think, out of anything we've talked about, or anything that people think could destroy the race, the human race. Zombies are probably the most realistic thing that could happen. Oh,

Speaker 1 42:07

I think running out of water. I think drought would be the thing that would get us. I think that's the one that I'm like, ooh,

Speaker 3 42:14

so we live in the Great Lakes, baby. Oh, nobody wants to live there. John, are you sure? Are Are you sure about that? Yeah, I am. You say that so, so, like, you know, I don't know what the word is, but, like, substantial, like, yeah,

Speaker 1 42:33

unequivocally, like, unequivocally, like, I'm not asking, I'm not suggesting I'm talent

Speaker 3 42:38

for all of our sports fans out there. I feel like I have to say this, because this was hilarious to me. Well, kind of sad, but also hilarious because I don't really care about this person. But NFL draft was this past weekend, and shadoor Sanders, Dion's son was supposed to go, you know, probably first round, ish, late ish into the second round. He didn't end up going into the fourth round to the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 1 43:01

I thought it was the fifth round. Was it could have been, I think it might have been a fifth round, but that's like one of those things. Imagine you're going to be like, for people who are not familiar with the NFL Draft, this would be like asking somebody how many points they're going to score in a baseball game, or how much money a movie is going to make, how much money their director will debut as a movie is going to make, and they're like, probably going to make a billion, at least 500 million, and it makes like $10,000 like this is probably the biggest Miss ever in the NFL Draft, in terms of where someone thought they were going to go, and where someone actually went

Speaker 3 43:44

well. And now, if you're, you were correct by the it was fifth round. But now he's, he's, you know, they the Browns just signed a pretty good veteran backup, and Joe Flacco, they still have Deshaun Watson on the books for $100 million and they have another guy named Kenny Pickett, who's not terrible, but he's been around a couple of years, so it's like, what Sanders could very easily be cut before, you know, before the season even starts.

Speaker 1 44:11

I have a big problem with all the sports talking heads who talk endlessly about things but really have no idea what they're talking about. Like he's one of the best players in the draft. Like, well, though they took him in the fifth round. So I don't think that he really is. Anyway,

Speaker 3 44:24

let's see. RFK officially said this week that it we're going to be banning food additives, which is probably the only thing he said that I actually agree with.

Unknown Speaker 44:32

I don't

Speaker 1 44:34

know anything about that stuff. I don't think anybody knows anything about that stuff, to be honest with you. I

Speaker 3 44:39

mean, the best way I can describe it is that it's companies created artificial, chemically made, you know, food dyes to give things colors taste blah, blah, blah, instead of paying money to have the real, you know, the real ingredients to make whatever they needed to do it. Is a cheaper way to mass produce and mass quantify product. And my thing is not good for you.

Unknown Speaker 45:05

I just

Speaker 1 45:06

feel like with any of that kind of stuff, when we're talking about, like, scientific concepts that most of the people talking about it don't seem to generally know what they're talking about, like those kind of things, is, like, red 40 is toxic. And then, like, it's banned in other countries. And like, oh, actually, no, it's not banned in other countries. They just call it something different than us, and they allow it to and then you talk to, like, a food scientist, which we've had on this show before, and he's like, it's really not bad for you. It's just, it's fine.

Speaker 3 45:35

I mean, it's, it's like anything, it's in moderation. But when, from what I've read, at least, I'm a scientist, naturally. But you know, there's just such a disconnect

Speaker 1 45:46

I feel like, with any of that health information, between what's actually true and what's not true. And the problem is, is that we seem to only hear from the loudest voices that don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 45:58

No, which is awful. No, come on now. No, alright, no, let's see in

Speaker 3 46:07

the last thing was really just a just kind of a dumb, dumb question for you. But Are you for or against daylight savings? Time Being being gone forever. What

Speaker 1 46:17

I what I am for, is to stop talking about this. I am for not talking about daylight savings time, so whatever decision that we need to make so that it's not a thing and that we don't have to talk about it, I'm for that decision. I'm just sick of it. Can we just get rid of this thing? I don't feel like setting my clocks. I don't feel like changing my habits. I don't care. I just want it to be done.

John Shull 46:45

Well, good, great. I agree with you, that's

Speaker 1 46:48

what I'm saying. I'm sick of it. I don't want to talk about daylight savings

Speaker 3 46:52

time. Well, hopefully you want to talk about our top five. I'm

Speaker 1 46:55

just saying I just want to make a decision and stick with it, whatever decision it is. I just want the decision to be made. We're either doing it or we're not doing it. That's

Speaker 3 47:03

not going to happen because this administration says something, and then five minutes later, they go back on it. So it doesn't

Speaker 1 47:09

matter. It's just the way that the world is okay. Are you ready for our top five? I guess so. Our top five is top five things that we really like, but don't want to admit what's

Speaker 4 47:20

your number five processed foods, I do love I love

Speaker 3 47:28

a good hot dog, or like McDonald's hamburger, or, you know, any kind of fast food, like, I love it. And if I could eat it and not have to worry about dying at the age of 45 I would have that forever, those things for breakfast, lunch, I'd have saw I'd be eating sausage right now, if I could,

Speaker 1 47:47

oh, I'm sure you would be. I love chemicals. Give me all the chemicals. Give me all the chemicals, all the genetically modified things. I want all of it. I want all the donuts, all the processed stuff, all the crap, give me all the crap. And if it takes five years off my life and I die at 82 instead of 86 or 87 Good, good. I mean,

Speaker 3 48:12

if someone could tell me when I was supposed to die, and if I could take five years off, do it, yes, I would give me 10 years off, maybe, let's see how long I get. Um,

Speaker 1 48:23

okay, how many years? Okay, if someone said you can do what you want, but it's going to take this many years off your life. How many years would be acceptable to you? Five?

Unknown Speaker 48:42

Like five. I say five is a fair number,

Speaker 1 48:45

yeah? So, like, if somebody said you can eat all the fast food that you want, but it's going to take this many years off of your life, you would go with five years.

Speaker 3 48:57

Yeah, three to five. I'd really have to think about it, but I'd be three to five for sure. I

Speaker 1 49:02

would probably be in the three to five range. I'd be closer to three, but I would do some things like that too. Like, there's not much of a difference in my mind of living between there's a huge difference if it's 87 to 84 like, that's not a, wait, no, there's a, not a big difference if it's like 87 to 84 but there is a big difference. If it's like 30 to 27 so if it was later in my life, I'd be okay with it. Be like, Okay,

Speaker 3 49:30

I could very well hit 40 and just say, Fuck it anyways. So

Speaker 1 49:36

getting there on a fast track, um, okay, my number five is I watch bluey at the gym. I watch bluey when I'm at the gym, like, I'll be on the elliptical. Everybody else is watching Sports Center, the stock markets, and I'm watching bluey.

Unknown Speaker 49:51

That's it. I'm done. I quit.

Speaker 1 49:56

I like bluey. I'd rather watch bluey. Me, everybody else, watching SportsCenter, watching the news. I'm over there just pumping away on the treadmill to blue I mean, watching go.

Speaker 3 50:08

I was going to make fun of you with two things. What I love bluey as well. And I watch, like, World War two documentaries. So I can't say anything.

Speaker 1 50:18

You're at the gym watching world war two doc. That's, that's, that's hardcore.

Speaker 3 50:23

I mean, I just always, yeah, there are some things that pop up on the screen, like a certain kind of flag or something, or symbol, and I always, like, tend to look around because I'm like, Man, I hope someone's not looking at this and saying that, because I can only imagine what they would think,

Speaker 1 50:37

Oh, I live in Seattle, and there's definitely certain stations that you can't watch. You can't have that on the TV for a second. Yeah, no, for sure, we have that.

Speaker 3 50:46

Yeah. And you know, probably shouldn't, um, number four, uh, collecting wrestling figures. Not, not that I'm embarrassed by it. But for instance, we had a couple over, I don't know, a couple weeks ago now, and we took them into the basement, and I have a display case my wrestling figures, and I could just tell they were both like, you know, what the fuck is this guy? Is he a fucking creeper? Like, What's

Speaker 1 51:17

this guy doing? Oh, yeah, you can't show that on the first date. I can't, like, first couple date, you can't do that. It's a rookie

Speaker 3 51:24

stoke. But whatever, I don't think it doesn't make you weird. It's just I don't like to admit it out

Speaker 1 51:30

loud. I like to eat alone. I don't want to eat with anyone around me. I want to eat by myself, with noone around

Speaker 3 51:37

me. I am this. I am the same way I yeah, I didn't put it on the list, but like I'm, yeah, I don't eat in front of people, which is often why I don't eat some days, during during the day.

Speaker 1 51:48

Oh, I'll wait until basically my entire family goes to bed, and then I'll eat my dinner because I just want to eat in peace with nobody around me. Yeah,

Speaker 3 51:57

I don't, that's it. I don't eat. Don't make any jokes to this. I don't like when I eat. Like, I only have one or two meals a day, and I just like to enjoy them in peace and solitude like I don't. I don't want anyone

Speaker 1 52:12

like, do you want to go out to dinner? No, I don't. I don't want to go out to dinner. I want to get the dinner and then bring it home and then eat it when you leave me alone. That's what I want to do. Yeah,

Speaker 3 52:22

you're up. You're right on there. My number three is actually kind of a weird one, but I like, I like chewing my fingernails. I do. I'm, I'm a biter, man, I don't think I've used a nail clipper. I don't, I don't know, it's at least been 20 years.

Speaker 1 52:45

I think that's a bad habit, though, right? Like, aren't you not supposed to be doing that?

Speaker 3 52:49

Yeah, but not one says the dentist ever told me, you know, hey, like, your teeth are getting this way because you bite your nails.

Nick VinZant 52:58

Oh, yeah. I think, I mean, don't you bite your toenails.

John Shull 53:01

No, no, I just peel them off. Oh, okay,

Speaker 1 53:04

that's weird, yeah, that seems like you shouldn't be doing that. Like, there, you've gone too far. I feel like that does seem kind of weird. Yeah, that like, that doesn't seem weird.

Speaker 3 53:14

It's not that weird. It's where, I swear. Okay, sure. Keep telling

Speaker 1 53:18

yourself that. Keep telling yeah, there's a difference between something that like, Oh, you shouldn't be doing that because it's socially unacceptable, versus something that's like, like, farting in public really doesn't hurt anybody. Nothing's gonna really happen to someone. It's not like somebody. You're gonna rip one and somebody's gonna die. I mean, maybe it's probably happened. I wonder if there's ever been anybody who, like, died from smelling a fart like they just had, they ran into a fart that was so bad they died.

Speaker 3 53:44

Yeah, probably there has to be. But then, like, how do you prove it? Of course. Like, let's look this up. Like, toxicity, poisoning. Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 53:59

No, according to AI, it's not possible to kill someone with a fart, like, no matter how bad the smell is or the gas is from it, it's not considered possible. I mean, it maybe the rare combinations, but, like, it's not in and of itself, like, if you just did it in a room, it shouldn't be possible to kill someone.

Speaker 3 54:25

This is just methane gas anyways. Like, yeah,

Speaker 1 54:29

um, my number three is, I love to drink soda early in the morning. I will have a diet soda at 7am and it's my favorite thing. People always judge me for it. Yeah, it's the same as coffee. They're like, you having a soda at seven o'clock? Yes, I am. Yeah. The only reason I live, the only reason I get up in the morning is to have a soda in the morning.

Speaker 3 54:54

But you don't drink coffee, right? No, I don't drink coffee. Yeah? So it kind of just replaces that with. Just maybe I'll join you. Maybe I'll start doing that instead of drinking. I'm telling

Speaker 1 55:03

you, man, I love carbonation. Carbonation is my favorite nation.

Unknown Speaker 55:09

Oh, okay,

Speaker 1 55:10

yeah, it took a minute, but it's good, right? Like, what's your favorite nation? Carbonation is my favorite nation? Carbonation?

Speaker 3 55:19

Alright? My number two is, you know, I didn't just like to play board games by myself.

Speaker 1 55:28

I don't understand how you play it by yourself. Like, that's confusing to me. How do you play a board game against yourself, knowing what you're gonna do?

Speaker 3 55:36

Well, I mean, like, you know, we've talked about it time to time, I like to play, like tabletop sports games where, yeah, you control both teams. You know, there's some other games that I have that are, you know, like war games, where you make decisions for, you know, both sides, things like that. I just, I don't think, honestly, there's anything better to me, if I get it a free hour, than to be able to do that. That is what I like to do.

Nick VinZant 56:02

My number two is, I like to color

Speaker 3 56:06

you. And you think your drawings are out of you think they should be hung up in the the louver. And that's the one that I

Speaker 1 56:13

was gonna go with. That's the only museum that I can name, too. That's like fancy was the louver, maybe the Guggenheim. I couldn't get any other, I couldn't name any other famous art museums. Just

Speaker 3 56:25

make up anything. And I feel like, like, like, the Schwartz

Speaker 1 56:29

crop, the schnitzel blocker, yeah. Like, nobody's good. No, no one well, I mean, someone will know. No, I love to color. I have a set of 120 paint markers that I use and I like to color and I make. I love it. It's my, probably my favorite thing. It's relaxing. It's enjoyable. Stimulates the mind and body. Good family time. I love to color. Love it. Love it. Send me coloring books if you want to general one, loving us.

John Shull 56:58

Certain kind of music that I do go on, specifically the boy band era.

Nick VinZant 57:09

You love boy band music. I do love

Speaker 3 57:11

boy band i i love all the music from that, from that era. You know, Britney Spears, Christina, Aguilera, Backstreet, boys and Saint Ja Rule, DMX, like, from, like,

Speaker 1 57:22

90 MX doesn't count. You love the 90s music,

Speaker 3 57:26

yeah. But I don't even know if I would classify that as 90s. That's like, you know, what was it, the Millennium music? I think they call it, oh,

Speaker 1 57:33

yeah, millennial. Me, like, late 90s, early, 2000s Yeah?

Speaker 3 57:37

Like, I just, it's just, it's shit music. Like, it's not good, but it's terrible. It's just, I don't know it's, there's from the beats to just, you know, just, I just love it. I

Unknown Speaker 57:49

did it again. Get

Speaker 1 57:52

it so you just be, like, in your house by yourself, rocking out to Britney Spears.

Speaker 3 57:56

Sometimes, I mean, whatever, whatever comes on. I mean, yeah, okay, okay,

Speaker 1 58:02

um, I love talking to myself. I talk to myself far more than I talk to any other person, probably more than I talk to any other groups of people combined. I ask myself questions, I answer them. I talk to myself constantly, and I love

Speaker 3 58:21

it. Yeah, you That sounds completely sane, so Well, it's the only

Speaker 1 58:26

way I can have intelligent conversation. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps us out and let us know what you think are some of the most not embarrassing, but things that you like to do that you don't really want to tell somebody else. Thanks for listening. You.

Earthquake Geologist Dr. Wendy Bohon

We all know what an earthquake is but what’s actually happening deep inside the Earth when the ground starts to shake. Earthquake Geologist Dr. Wendy Bohon studies earthquakes. We talk the science behind earthquakes, earthquakes myths and what Hollywood gets wrong. Then, it’s Hummers and Cybertrucks vs. Pintos and Jeeps as we countdown the Top 5 Most Ridiculous Cars.

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Speaker 1 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode earthquakes and ridiculous cars,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 0:21

the longer the fault and the deeper the fault, the larger the magnitude of the earthquake. And so we have been looking for these precursors for a really long time, and we haven't found it. We also have not seen a larger damaging earthquake, really damaging in a really long time. And so I think people's idea of what could happen is a little bit skewed. I want to

Speaker 1 0:44

thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is earthquake geologist, Dr Wendy Bohan, so I know what an earthquake is, but I don't actually understand what's happening, like the ground is shaking, but what's really kind of going on down there?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 1:11

That's a great question. And usually when we think of earthquakes, what we think of is that ground shaking and its impacts, but what's happening. Let's zoom out so the surface of the Earth has these big tectonic plates that are moving around very slowly. The places where they come together are the places where we have earthquakes. So that's the big driver of earthquakes, that motion is causing differences in the direction that the plates are moving right, and so those are rocks, and rocks will break. So as these plates are moving, they're causing stress and strain to build up inside those rocks. And eventually you're going to overcome the strength of the rocks, and they're going to break. When they break, they send out energy waves in all directions. That system, those energy waves are the shaking that we feel

Speaker 1 2:02

when I kind of imagine it, using my hands an example. You got this plate going this way and this plate going this way, just to simplify it, but when it shakes, does the whole plate like move or departs of the stuff? I

Dr. Wendy Bohon 2:15

love these questions. So the way it usually works, and this is kind of something people maybe don't know. Rocks actually are kind of elastic. They'll bend a little bit before they break. So you have these giant plates that are moving, okay, the places where they come together, you can think of them as being stuck. And so as they're moving, they're deforming, and eventually they're going to break, and it's going to snap so that they're sort of meeting the motion of the rest of the plate. So we think about, you know, these plates have moved, say, nine feet since the last earthquake. So we have nine feet of motion that has to be taken up in the next earthquake. And so when it breaks, it'll move nine feet so that the stuck part will catch up with the rest of it.

Speaker 1 2:58

Is it fairly like uniform as it spreads across, or as this energy moves across, it hits this pocket of ground and does this. It hits this pocket of ground, but there's rocks there, and it does this.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 3:10

So what we feel during an earthquake is controlled by different things. So the first thing is the magnitude, which is the amount of energy that's released during an earthquake, and that's controlled in part by the length of the fault that moves and the depth of the fault that moves. So it's a three dimensional surface below the ground, kind of like you have your hands together and you slide them. That would be like the rocks sliding over that whole surface. And so the longer the fault and the deeper the fault, the larger the magnitude of the earthquake, the larger the magnitude of the earthquake, the more energy that's released, and the more shaking people will feel. The second thing that controls what you feel is your distance away from the part of the fault that broke. And so this makes intuitive sense, right? If you're closer to where the fault broke, you're going to feel more shaking. If you're farther away, you're going to feel less shaking. And that's not just map distance. That's also about how deep the earthquake was. So if you have a really deep earthquake, like if it's you know, 300 kilometers below the surface, the closest people and our infrastructure is 300 kilometers away. But if you have a shallow earthquake, say, eight kilometers below the surface, now people in infrastructure are much closer. The third thing that controls what we feel is our local rock and soil conditions, and that's sort of what you are getting at. So soft sand and soil will shake harder and for a longer period of time than bedrock in equivalent distance away. And you can imagine this like you have a bowl full of jell O and you have a piece of granite, and they're both strapped down to a table, and now you shake the table, the jell O is going to shape harder than the granite, right? It's going to almost like, catch the waves, and they'll reverberate around in there. The earth is kind of like that. Does

Speaker 1 4:54

it help to be softer in any way? In the sense of like, okay, this is going to shake more. More, but because there's more give in it, you're going to be a little bit more, okay,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 5:04

no, the softer the soft sands and soils have multiple issues that can happen. The first is that you're going to have amplification of shaking. You're going to shake harder and longer. The second thing is, soft sand and soils and a high water table can cause something called liquefaction, which is a secondary effect of earthquake shaking, and that's where the water gets pushed up towards the surface, which causes all the little grains of sand and dirt to be pushed apart. It increases the pore pressure, which causes the surface of the ground to lose strength. That can mean that it spreads. It can crack. It can cause these sort of sand boils water flowing up towards the surface, but it can also cause an effect, sort of like quick sand. So if you have a structure, like a building on top of it, the foundation of the building can actually sink into the ground, because the ground has lost its strength.

Speaker 1 5:56

These plates are they pretty delicate in the sense that it doesn't take much for them to break even, though we're talking about geological time scales, or they like, man, if you break these or they shift, that's a really big deal.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 6:14

It's a big deal. So where you are in Seattle, you are along the junction between the Pacific Plate, no, sorry, the North American plate, which is what most of North America is on, and the Juan de Fuca plate, which is a little small plate that is getting shoved down underneath the North American plate in a subduction zone. That's what those are called. And the subduction zone actually can create the largest earthquakes on earth because you have a lot of area of the fault that can break right in order to break the ground has to be brittle. But if you subduct it, stick it too far inside the Earth, it starts to get warm, so sort of like a chocolate chip cookie that you pull out of the oven when they're nice and hot, they're gooey, and they just bend. Once they're cool, they break so cold, rock breaks hot. Rock doesn't so it's still cold as it's going down, so you have lots of surface area, so you have larger magnitude earthquakes right in the Pacific Northwest. It's interesting because you can have earthquakes in multiple places, right as this plates going down and it bends, you can have earthquakes as a result of that bending inside that plate. You can have earthquakes along the interface between the two plates. And as this plate is pushing down, it's pushing the other one up. And anytime you cause rocks to bend and cause them to break, is

Speaker 1 7:31

there any way to con to kind of quantify the amount of energy that we're talking about? Because in my mind, like the earth is moving, I can't even imagine what that takes to do that. So

Dr. Wendy Bohon 7:45

we can quantify the amount of energy that's released in earthquakes. Usually we do it like using atomic bombs as the the other corollary, we can measure how much the ground is moving using GNSS or GPS stations. So we can tell how much the plates have moved and how quickly they're moving. And we know that places where the plates are moving more quickly are storing up stress and strain, you know, more quickly. And so those are the places that are most likely to have earthquakes. So the plates that are moving the fastest are the ones that tend to have the most earthquakes.

Speaker 1 8:19

Did all the plates operate relatively the same way, or is every single one a different interaction and a different circumstance? Or is it kind of like there's this type that goes this way and there's this type that goes that way? Or is it like every single one is going to be different?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 8:36

There are three main types of plate boundaries, ways that the plates can come together. They can come together converge. And that's when you get subduction zones, or you get big mountains like the Himalayas, they can pull apart. That's a divergent boundary. That's what's happening along the Mid Atlantic Ridge, for instance. And you can have them sliding past each other. Those are transformer stripe slip boundaries. Most famous striped slip fault is the San Andreas fault that runs along most of the length of California. So those are the three main ways that the plates can come together. But all of those have differences, and we spend a lot of time looking for similarities and differences in these different fault systems to try and say, Okay, we know this one behaves this way. Can we take that information and apply it to this fault, so that we can learn more and be more prepared about what that fault might do

Speaker 1 9:25

on a scale of like one to 10, one being the lowest, 10 being the highest. Where do you think we are in kind of our knowledge of earthquakes right now,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 9:33

it's a hard question. We have a lot to learn, but we also know a lot. I would say we're like six to a seven. But you know, geologic time is tough, right? Because our human timescale, our whole existence of our species, is just a blip on the radar compared to the time scale over which earthquakes and plate tectonics works. So we have to take the observations that we have now and try and apply. Them into the future while having only a very murky idea of the past. If

Speaker 1 10:04

you have, like, once an earthquake happens, does it fundamentally kind of reset the whole system? Like, okay, we know an earthquake generally happens just in this area every 200 years. But then the earthquake happens. Are you dealing with an entirely different set of circumstances, or is it just kind of, it happened and it's going to be more of the same as we move forward.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 10:26

It's it's more of the second. So the fault over the time frames that we're looking at it, so, you know, hundreds of years, 1000s of years, 10s of 1000s of years, is going to behave fundamentally the same way, the way we think of it, is kind of this characteristic earthquake model. And there's argument about whether or not that's appropriate. And the idea is that you have that stress and strain that builds up until you, you know, overload the system too much, then you have an earthquake, and that sort of puts it back at zero, and then it slowly starts to build up through time, and then it'll go again, and then it builds up through time, and then it'll go again. That's not necessarily what we see, and it's not that simple, because every time there's an earthquake on a nearby fault, it changes the stress inside the crust on the other faults that are around it, and so in some places, that will reduce the stress and strain, and in other places, it'll make it more pronounced and make that fault more likely to fail. So trying to figure out how the stress field inside the Earth is changing. And we also don't know after an earthquake whether or not it's released all of the built up stress, you know, maybe it's sort of like a tea kettle, and you just let a little bit of steam off, and then it's still pretty close to going again. So we're making assumptions that what we see now is the way it's always been and the way it's going to be in the future. And it's difficult to test that.

Speaker 1 11:45

How come we can't predict them? Oh,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 11:49

that's a good question. So in order to predict an earthquake, we have to assume that there is something that happens before the earthquake that we can observe and measure a precursor to that earthquake. And not only does a precursor have to exist and we have to be able to measure it, it has to happen before just about every earthquake, right? And so we have been looking for these precursors for a really long time, and we haven't found it. In fact, we drilled down into the San Andreas Fault, in an area where there's a lot of micro seismicity, or really small earthquakes, and we instrumented that whole area deep in the earth to try and catch something that happened before these earthquakes. Is there a change in electricity? Is there a change in pore pressure? Is there a change in heat flow? Is there any kind of change we can measure, and we didn't find anything. Now, does that mean it doesn't exist? I don't know. So is it that we don't have sensitive, sensitive enough instruments? Could be. Could it be that we don't know what we're looking for? Could be, but maybe it doesn't exist. And so in that case, how are we going to predict something when there's no way to know that it's coming?

Speaker 1 12:56

Do you think, but people are generally prepared, like, how seriously? How serious do we as people, as governments, as society, like really take these things?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 13:06

That's a hard question. There's a lot of things that require our attention as individuals, as families, as communities, as governments, right? There's there's a lot of things happening that we need to deal with every day. Earthquakes are just one of them, and because earthquakes don't happen very often. They tend to fall towards the bottom of the list, but they also are really impactful when they do happen, I would say overall, people on the West Coast of the US are relatively earthquake aware. They have a good idea of what to do. They have a relatively good idea of what it might look like to have a big earthquake. And at least in California, there's enough reminders that we live in earthquake country, people are feeling shaking, you know, pretty regularly, small shaking, but it's like, Oh, that's right. Maybe I need to go and get more water. That's right. Maybe I need to make sure that I have extra dog and cat food, just in case something happens in the supply chains are interrupted. So could we be more prepared? Absolutely, do we still have a lot of work to do. Yes, we do, but we have made a lot of strides. We also have not seen a larger damaging earthquake, really damaging in a really long time. And so I think people's idea of what could happen is a little bit skewed,

Speaker 1 14:21

skewed in the sense that we don't think it's going to be as bad, or it's going to be worse.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 14:26

It's it falls in two camps, right? So, on the one hand, you have the people that watch things like San Andreas with the rock, and they think that it's going to be tidal waves swamping San Francisco and large, you know, huge chunks of the city, you're going to be like, capsizing, like the Titanic, not going to be like that. But then other people are, like, especially California, like, I lived through Northridge, it would be fine. And I'm like, Whoa. Northridge was not a big earthquake

Speaker 1 14:53

for the for the on the Richter scale, like, what was Northridge? It was a 6.7 so that's what would you consider to be like? What. People like yourself, like, okay, that's big,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 15:01

anything over a six, especially if it's somewhere like the LA basin San Francisco, under Seattle, I'm going, Ooh, there's going to be some impacts from that, probably not catastrophic, but there may be some injuries from, you know, especially unreinforced masonry, the like brick facades or brick buildings. Those bricks do not withstand earthquake shaking very well, and so they'll fall, chimneys will fall, things like that, and people can be injured, and that's important. Once you get into like a six and a half, we start to worry. Once it's a seven, that's bad news, especially if it's in a populated area. But like, California had a magnitude 7.1 in 2019 out in the desert, and there were some, some smaller towns that were impacted in significant ways. But a seven, you know, near Los Angeles and San Diego would be a much bigger deal and have a lot more of a societal impact. So we have these sort of internal clocks about location and magnitude in terms of how damaging we're expecting it to be.

Speaker 1 16:02

I'm going to ask you the question that I'm going to regret asking. Like, I said, I live in Seattle, and they're expecting, like, this is going to be like, a nine and it's going to be really bad. Is it going to be like, Oh man, that's going to be really bad.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 16:17

Oh no. So, you know, the subduction zone earthquakes are interesting. Remember, we were talking about how the length of the fault and the depth of the fault impacts the magnitude. Yeah, you get a magnitude nine earthquake. You are rupturing a fault that is like 1000 kilometers long. And so if you think about faults like zippers, because they don't just break all at once, they unzip like a zipper. They start at a point deep inside the earth called the hypocenter, and we can think of that like the actual zipper. And a smaller earthquake would be like unzipping your pants just and it's done, and it produces shaking the whole time that it's happening, but then it's over. Imagine now unzipping a sleeping bag, and how long that takes, and the whole time that fault is unzipping, it's causing shaking to happen, right? And so you have really a lot of energy that's being released. You have the possibility for really high amounts of shaking and long duration shaking. Those earthquakes, the shaking will last minutes, not seconds. And so high levels of shaking for long periods of time. You have population centers nearby. And the other thing is that subduction zone earthquakes like that can also cause tsunamis, because they can cause the sea floor to move upward, and that lifts up the water column above it, the water column then flows out in all directions, and that's the tsunami. So not only do you have this high level of shaking. You also may have secondary effects, like tsunamis that are going to cause additional damage. It's

Speaker 1 17:47

a big deal, right? Like, and I know that for my family, we have stockpiles. We've got food, we've got water. We keep radios in our backpacks for the kids. Like, okay, you got to be ready. Like, where are you going to be? Yeah, on the radio. Get on the little handheld thing and, like, click on, where are you, those kind of stuff. But, like, can you balance, if you live in one of these environments, like, can you balance the idea of just, like, but you can still live a totally normal life? Yeah, absolutely. Is there any place in the world that you would say, like, Oh, you, you can't, kind of live a totally normal life in that area.

Unknown Speaker 18:23

No, are

Speaker 1 18:24

you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions? Yeah, man, oh, okay. So I know the the Richter scale goes in magnitudes, but I don't, like, I can't really quantify that in my head. So, like, how much stronger is a seven than a six or a four than a three, right?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 18:43

First point, we don't really use the Richter scale anymore. Matter of semantics. We use something that's like loosely based on the Richter scale, called the moment magnitude scale. And it doesn't really matter. It's just sort of a interesting thing. It incorporates more information that we have now that Richter didn't have 100 years ago. So let's think about it in terms of spaghetti. I am a pasta fan. Okay, yes, let's imagine that you have one strand of spaghetti, okay. How hard is it to break that? Let's say that's a magnitude five. All right, a magnitude six is 32 times larger. So that would be like taking a serving size of spaghetti, and imagine breaking a serving size of spaghetti. A magnitude seven would be 32 times larger than a magnitude six. So that's 32 times 32 which is 1024 strands of spaghetti, which is like this. That's several boxes full of spaghetti. Imagine trying to break that all right, and then a magnitude eight would be somewhere around 33,000

Speaker 1 19:42

strands. Oh, so it's like it's not even the same world. Why do animals seem to know what's up?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 19:51

I get that question a lot. There's always been a lot of interest in whether or not animals can predict earthquakes, and by and large, they can. On what usually happens. So especially if you're kind of farther away from the earthquake, you'll feel the P wave first. That's the first wave that arrives. And it can be really subtle. So I think animals are more in tune with their environment, and will recognize the P wave as being something outside of their sort of normal routine, and so they'll react, and then a few seconds later, you'll start to feel the shaking from the S waves. But the earthquake has already started. Where you are, right? The shaking has already been felt. And so it's just that we're not as a tune, or we may think, Oh, that was a car driving by, or there's a branch falling on the roof, or whatever. We just kind of ignore it, but the animals do not ignore it.

Speaker 1 20:39

What do you think is the most for you. Like, what's the most interesting earthquake that's happened?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 20:43

It's sort of a series of earthquakes that started several years ago. So, like, there was the Paula earthquake, and then recently the Myanmar earthquake. Those earthquakes were interesting because they were doing something that we didn't really realize earthquakes could do, which is go super sheer. So it's almost like, you know, the rocks are breaking, the zipper is unzipping. And as it's unzipping, the seismic waves are traveling out, and they travel at certain speeds. Occasionally, the like the actual breaking of the earth will get out in front of the seismic waves. It breaks faster than we think it should be able to break it defies our expectations. And anytime something defies our expectations or is unusual, that's when we all go, what's happening here? Because that's an opportunity to learn more about the whole system, how the earth works, how earthquakes work, and so it's, you know, those moments of what that I really love.

Speaker 1 21:47

Do earthquakes ever happen in places that you don't expect them to happen in the sense that, okay, like, maybe there hasn't been one for 500 years, or whatever, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, but there is a history there. Like, is it ever just totally unexpected? Like, we don't know where that could have came from?

Dr. Wendy Bohon 22:07

Yes. So, you know, we have a good idea, in broad strokes, of how the earth works, and we know that most earthquakes happen around the boundaries of the tectonic plates, and so we're kind of always expecting earthquakes in those places. And we can see the GPS, we can see that there's fast plate motion, there's stress and strain building up. And we're like, okay, these are places that are likely to have earthquakes, but there is something called intraplate earthquakes, earthquakes that happen on the insides of tectonic plates, away from the edges, like in the center of the US or along the east coast. The other thing about those earthquakes, if we're just say, talking about the US, you know, you have a lot of sand and silt, a lot of sediment has built up through time. And so often, the faults aren't exposed at the surface, so we don't really know that they're there. We don't know where they are. And they don't have earthquakes very often, because they're not building up stress and strain very quickly. And so when there are earthquakes in those places, they can take us by surprise. Additionally, the rocks on the east coast and in the Midwest are kind of different than the rocks on the West Coast, and so earthquakes on the East Coast and Midwest are usually felt over about a 10 times broader area than earthquakes of the same size on the West Coast, just because those rocks are old, cold and dense, so they transmit the seismic waves really well. So those earthquakes are always interesting, like the magnitude 5.8 in mineral Virginia in 2011 who knew that was coming? Nobody, and everybody was like, what's happening? Like, what's going on? Because you just wouldn't expect it was

Speaker 1 23:43

that the last time that you were kind of like, Wait, where did this happen? No,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 23:47

there was a magnitude. And now I can't remember, was it a 4.8 something like that in New Jersey, and I was at that time right outside of DC in Maryland, and I'm sitting, you know, like reading budget before doing something very dry, and I felt S wave arrive. And I was like, that was an earthquake. Oh my god, that was an earthquake. And then I felt or sorry, I felt the P wave arrive, and then I felt the S waves arrive. You know, we're all looking around at I was undignified, like I jumped up. I was like, that was an earthquake. Oh my god. But then I'm like, Oh no, because I know that there was a long time between the P wave and the S wave, which meant that the earthquake was pretty far away from me. And my first thought was, oh my god, that must have been a huge earthquake in the New Madrid Seismic Zone in Missouri. Like, hugely devastating. So I'm looking at the data, and I'm looking at seismometers around that area, and there was not really anything. So I'm like, where else? And I'm like, Oh no, Charleston, South Carolina, because they had a huge earthquake in the 1800s that destroyed a lot of Charleston. So then I'm like, Oh God, Charleston. My best friend was a so I'm looking nothing. I. You could see the earthquake waves, but it clearly was not the earthquake source. And I'm like, Where in the world did this Earth Week happen? And I was like, I guess, look to the north, and it was in New Jersey. That was like, Huh? I wasn't expecting that anywhere can be earthquake country.

Speaker 1 25:21

Yeah, I would have thought that there was those places like, oh no. That just doesn't happen here, you know, like you're in the middle of the dinner plate. You're not falling off the edge. So

Dr. Wendy Bohon 25:28

exactly, I I've actually started doing a video series called earthquakes in all 50 US states, just to point out that, like most states have had earthquakes, and they're really cool and interesting, and, you know, kind of a curiosity, but it's also important for people that live outside of plate boundaries and expect earthquakes to be able to recognize them and know that that could be a problem, because, you know, on the east coast, rate of 5.8 did a lot of damage, because We don't build on the East Coast for earthquakes. People are not prepared. They don't know what to do. And so while their overall hazard from earthquakes may be low, they have a pretty high risk when an earthquake happens because they're not prepared. And so, you know, just making sure that people have that on their radar is something that they need to be aware of and know what to do when it happens, I think is really important, yeah.

Speaker 1 26:21

Like, I used to live in Kansas, and if I earthquake hit in Kansas, I'd be like, What the hell was that? I would have no idea. Wow, that could have possibly been but Kansas has had some big ones, I think so.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 26:31

Those are induced earthquakes. They're caused by people. For the most part,

Speaker 1 26:37

we can cause earthquakes that fracking. It's sort

Dr. Wendy Bohon 26:40

of fracking. So yeah, when, when companies that are looking for hydrocarbons, they can do the fracking right, which is where they take water and a slurry of other material, and they inject it into the ground, which breaks the rocks apart, which allows them to pull out whatever hydrocarbon they're trying to get out. But once that's gotten out, and that can cause small earthquakes, usually not very problematic, or usually even felt. They pull that out, but then they have all this wastewater, the waste material that's not what they want. And so they will do something called injection. So very deep, deep down inside of the ground, beyond where aquifers may be, or anything that really impacts us. They'll inject this water. The problem is sometimes that can kind of change the pressures down there or even lubricate faults, which can then cause earthquakes. And so it's this wastewater injection that tends to lead to these larger earthquakes in Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, places like that. I would

Speaker 1 27:39

not have thought that was something that we were capable of doing. We can't get it twisted

Dr. Wendy Bohon 27:43

right? Because it's not like we could cause earthquakes on the San Andreas so that we don't have a bigger earthquake. That's not really how it works. It's more we can accidentally cause earthquakes that can sometimes be of moderate magnitude.

Speaker 1 27:58

Let me annoy you. How do you feel about the Yellowstone super volcano caldera thing? Is that real? No, I mean, no,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 28:09

so was it a super volcano at one time? Sure. Has it had a lot of really, really large eruptions throughout its millions and millions and millions of years? Yes. Is it something that I worry about now? Absolutely not for a couple reasons. The magma chamber underneath there is not like large and active and ready to explode at any time, right? There's a high level of heat flow there, which is what causes all the beautiful geysers and the springs and the things that it's so well known for. It has a lot of earthquakes. It's in a tectonically active area, and there is a lot of hot water fluid flow moving around under the surface. Is there the possibility of an eruption there? Sure. Would it destroy humanity? No. Also, Yellowstone is extremely well instrumented and really well studied, and so whenever anything is happening or changing there, you can check, you know, the the scientists put all the information out there. Everything is available to the public. So it's not like people are hiding anything, you know, you can go and check there are reports that go out all the time about what's happening at Yellowstone and, you know, all of the other US volcanos. So, no, I don't worry. But I worry about a lot of things. Yellowstone is not one of

Speaker 1 29:25

them. Is there a place like where people such as yourselves are like, Oh, that's where we're all looking.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 29:33

I flew into, sorry, I flew into, I know. It's, I know. And I was like, wow, Rainier is right there, and it is covered with snow, again, Rainier is well instrumented. All of these volcanoes are well instrumented. And were there to be a change, you know, people would know it's most likely that we would be able to see changes in the volcano, both in its size and shape. And there's something called. Like volcanic earthquakes. So as magma and superheated gasses are moving towards the surface, they cause the rocks to break and cracks to vibrate, and we detect those with seismometers. And so if those earthquakes start getting more and more shallow and closer and closer to the surface, we can say we got to do something. So it's not like it would really sneak up on us. So since we were talking about volcanoes. But in terms of earthquakes, I worry about Cascadia. I worry about a lot of the thrust faults underneath big population centers like LA the Compton thrust, the point Hills thrust. And, of course, you know the San Andreas the southern San Andreas the Hayward in Northern California. Those are all faults that have earthquakes relatively geologically frequently, and they're near big population centers, and the earthquakes that they can have could cause significant amounts of damage. I worry a lot about the North Anatolian fault in Turkey that runs underneath Istanbul. You know, the Alpine Fault New Zealand. There's a lot of faults in China that are helping to accommodate, you know, India slamming into Eurasia, and there's a huge population centers, you know, that are at risk from from earthquakes on those kinds of faults.

Speaker 1 31:14

So, do other planets have earthquakes? They

Dr. Wendy Bohon 31:19

sort of, we don't call them earthquakes, because they're not on Earth. We have Moon quakes and we have Marsquakes that have been measured. So a few years ago, NASA put a seismometer on Mars. This is the NASA InSight mission, and they detected lots of different Mars quakes, including pretty large Mars quakes, the equivalent of, like, a magnitude five. So we're caused by different things than we have on Earth, because neither one of those have plate tectonics. And so what you're seeing is a lot of thermal expansion and contraction, and, you know, rocks breaking because of that. But

Speaker 1 31:59

that's something that, for some reason fascinates me is, like, was there a discussion about, like, wait a minute, we can't call it an earthquake. If it's on Mars, we have to call it a Mars quake. I mean, I'm sure there probably

Dr. Wendy Bohon 32:09

was. I could just see that it's really, it's really kind of interesting, because, you know, they didn't put the seismometer on Mars and go to all that trouble just to see if they were happening. You can use seismic waves, almost like, you know, you just like an ultrasound to look at a baby in somebody's belly. You can use seismic waves kind of the same way to look at the interiors of planets and understand how the planet is built, how it's put together. And that, if you're looking at the Earth compared to Mars, compared to the moon, that tells us something about the evolution of the rocky bodies in the solar system. And so, you know, it's all kind of connected to this bigger picture. How can we use science and data in ways to understand not just the one thing we're looking at, the Mars plate, the earthquake, the moon quake, but also larger things about planetary you know, planetary structure and the evolution of our solar system. And like, it kind of gets philosophical. Best

Speaker 1 33:03

Movie about earthquakes, worst movie about earthquakes in the sense of, like, oh, that depicts what a big one would actually probably be. Like,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 33:10

I don't know that I've ever really seen a good one about them. There's lots of bad ones. So San Andreas, really bad. 10.5 really bad. I would say San Andreas is one of the worst. Even, even in the trailer, there's a guy that goes, we're talking about the Earth opening up. People would feel it all the way to the East Coast. And I'm like, Wow, so many wrong things in one sentence. How'd you manage?

Speaker 1 33:42

But you can't go above it is the 10 even possible? No,

Dr. Wendy Bohon 33:45

we don't have any, remember the logarithmic scale, right? We don't have any faults on earth that are long enough, deep, enough, big enough to create a magnitude 10. The largest earthquake that's ever been recorded, and is probably pretty close to the upper threshold is a 9.5 so there was a 9.5 earthquake in Chile, off the coast of Chile, in 1960 that's about the limit. And I mean, for goodness sake, it doesn't need to be bigger. That was enormous earthquake.

Speaker 1 34:11

Is there anything you think that we missed? Or what's kind of where can people find you to learn more that kind of stuff? Yeah.

Dr. Wendy Bohon 34:17

So to find me, I am. Dr Wendy rocks across all social media, blue sky, tick tock, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, find me there continuing to work on my earthquakes in all 50 states. Videos and I usually do, I try and put out something after interesting earthquakes or large kind of international earthquakes, to help people understand what happened and also what to expect, because earthquakes can be really scary. They happen without warning, and I don't want people to be afraid of the wrong things. You know, don't be scared. Be prepared. It's important to take whatever fear you may have and turn it into agency, turn it into action, and do something that can be. And meaningful and manageable for you and your family and your community. So that's sort of my goals, how we can decrease our vulnerability and improve our resilience.

Speaker 1 35:08

I want to thank Wendy so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media accounts. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version will be live on april 24 at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Scholl and get to the pointless part of the show. What household chore are you most efficient at? Like, you've got this chore down. You have a system. You could do it efficiently. You're organized, uh,

Speaker 2 35:55

probably cleaning, cleaning like messes up in rooms. I'm very good at picking up messes and putting things away. Okay?

Speaker 1 36:05

For me, it would be edging a yard. I have a great system to edge a yard. I know where to start. I know how to angle it so that I can minimize the amount of extra walking. There's no frivolous time when it comes to edging a yard. I've got it completely down.

Speaker 2 36:21

Okay, go ahead, tell us about your mower, about how you've had it for three decades, and blah, blah, blah. I'm

Speaker 1 36:26

a decent mower. I would say that I'm only at about 70 to 75% efficiency when it comes to mowing the yard, but I'm at, I would never say 100 because there's always room for improvements. But I'm at about 95% efficiency when it comes to edging my yard, there's, I don't know how to make my I don't know how to make it better.

Speaker 2 36:46

I mean, we've had people come out and give us quotes on like our, you know, backyard, and they talked about, you know, mowing and edging and things. Think it depends. Think it depends on on your yard size, your availability, how

Speaker 1 37:00

comfortable you are making terrible excuses.

Speaker 2 37:05

I'm I'm just saying I think there's a lot more people that pay for yard services than you, you know, and you're probably offending half our viewers,

Speaker 1 37:11

okay, well, then they should be offended. There's a difference. But I I'm offended that people would be paying people to mow their yard. You do that yourself, unless, as long as you are physically able, you as a man, should be mowing your own yard.

Speaker 2 37:27

I don't disagree with you. That's why I, not only do I mow my own yard now, but I also cut down my own trees. Oh,

Speaker 1 37:34

I've done that. That didn't work out very well. I think that you should, that's that's a thing where I think that probably you should actually be hiring someone to do especially if we're talking about a tree that's like over 15 feet. You probably shouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 2 37:47

If we did like a top five power tools to use list, a stump grinder would be on my top five for sure.

Speaker 1 37:56

Oh, see, I don't see the point grinding out. I'm not getting into this with you. What do

John Shull 38:01

you think of my basement?

Speaker 1 38:02

It looks like crap. Actually, you see, I can't see it behind your big head.

Speaker 2 38:09

I do have a giant head. When during football, I they had to have a special helmet that they saved for me every year because I had one of the biggest heads on the football team. Wow.

Speaker 1 38:18

Even like, what did they call you? How did that feel going up there? And, like, Coach, I need the big head helmet.

Speaker 2 38:28

I mean, it wasn't bad because I also had the biggest, you know, jock strap, too, 4x baby.

Speaker 1 38:37

That's a lot, sure. What if you had the small what have you had the biggest head and the smallest wiener? It's like I've got the biggest helmet and the smallest jock strap.

Speaker 2 38:46

Feel like those two things kind of go together every now and again. Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 38:51

So I pulled the audience about what their most efficient household chore was. 32% said cleaning. 17% said laundry, 31% said outside work, and 21% said paying bills. I would think that I would have been better by now at doing the laundry, but I can never really get it quite organized, like I never really know exactly where to start. Ideally, I would like to start with the shirts, because that's the hardest thing to fold, and then move into the lower body and end with the socks, because that seems to be the that's the funnest part to fold is the socks. No,

John Shull 39:27

that's the worst part, is socks.

Nick VinZant 39:31

Oh, that's the easiest. You just match the socks that look alike. Yeah. Listen,

Speaker 2 39:34

you have children, just like I do. Who knows which sock is, what with them? How many T shirts? How many T shirts you have?

Speaker 1 39:43

Two Oh, I probably got, like, how many T shirts do I have versus how many do I wear? I probably have 10, and wear seven of them.

John Shull 39:49

No way you only have 10 shirts.

Speaker 1 39:52

Why would I need more than 10 shirts? There's only seven days in a week. Didn't

Speaker 2 39:55

your family ever get you just a t shirt from Disney or. Any, any place,

Speaker 1 40:02

yeah, and then I'd get rid of them and donate them to Goodwill. I don't, there's no. My life is about efficiency right now. I don't have any extraneous, extraneous, extraneous, I don't have any, like, extra fluff things. If it's not being used, it's gone

Speaker 2 40:22

fluffy. All right, oh, I got rid of my wife. Oh, I'm sorry you too. Huh? That's

Speaker 1 40:28

such you have to do, man, you gotta get them out of there. They're not, they're not doing the job you gotta get

Speaker 2 40:31

rid of, yeah? All right, let's go plenty of women out there. All right, uh, shout outs. Let's see. We'll start with Carmen Doyle. Oh, Doyle rules, that's an underrated line.

Speaker 1 40:44

Is that a man or a woman? I guess that? Is there any man named Carmen? No, no, definitely

Speaker 2 40:49

not. Uh, Jeff board, Xavier Goodwin, uh, Jared Davis, Jacob, hurtful. Do you think he hurts a lot Kendra, julette, Ayanna Addison, Justina, Isabella, Delamar, duhan,

Speaker 1 41:13

I used to know a guy named Delmar. Pray, that's almond. That's Delmar. Pray, Brendan

Speaker 2 41:19

O'Leary, uh, Cassius Winston, that's a, like, a good CAS Don't,

Speaker 1 41:25

don't hear a lot of Cassie says that's a, that's a relatively new one. Yeah, that's a, that's a

Speaker 2 41:31

good one. And then Eli amarizo, congratulations. Thanks for hearing a lot of Eli's. Either I'm okay with an Eli, thanks for keeping us around another week. Alright, couple things here. This is a pretty straightforward question that you're I know you're going to just shoot down as soon as I say it, and I don't really want to say it, but I had a long conversation this weekend with someone about it. So here it is, do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster? No, not even a little bit.

Nick VinZant 42:03

Not a no.

Speaker 2 42:05

All right, good talk. Do you believe? Do you believe in Bigfoot?

Speaker 1 42:11

No, I don't believe in any of that stuff. Do

Speaker 2 42:14

you believe in ghosts? No, well, you're no fun.

Nick VinZant 42:21

I just, I'm sorry, I believe in things that are real.

Speaker 2 42:23

I mean, so I also don't believe. But this person was trying to make me believe. And I for a half second, I'm like, Alright, I guess I could see how maybe, like, Bigfoots are reclusive animal. You know, it's not a person, right? It's an animal. I don't know, but, but no one's ever actually photographed it like, for real. So, yeah,

Speaker 1 42:43

because the only way, okay, maybe ghosts, ghosts, I'll give you a little bit of a leeway. Like, okay, yeah, there's probably some stuff out there that people can't explain, but when it turns into comes to any of those kind of, like, Bigfoot or the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster. Like, no, they don't exist. Because there has to be more than one of them. Like, they have to repopulate. And in order to have that kind of a population, there doesn't need to just be one of them. There probably needs to be, like, hundreds of them. And that just doesn't exist, right? Like, if you believe in those kind of things, you're basically saying that you don't know anything about how the animal world works.

Speaker 2 43:21

I mean, I I just learned this week and how birds procreate. So that's where I am.

Speaker 1 43:28

Well, how did you you didn't like how I was wondering, like that they did. It doesn't

Speaker 2 43:33

it seem like it's a difficult thing, if you're a bird, to have sex with another bird. I'd feel like that's difficult.

Speaker 1 43:41

I mean, I would think it'd be hard for two elephants to have sex, like they're no because they're designed for it, right? Like it would be really difficult for you to do it, but it's not really difficult for two birds, like they're designed to, like those puzzle pieces go together

Speaker 2 43:56

anyways. Uh, let's see. Ryan Gosling is going to be the new face of the Star Wars franchise, apparently. So apparently, he's going to be in a movie star wars. Obviously, that is five years after Star Wars Episode Nine. It's not it's going to be its own standalone movie, but it's going to be part of the Star Wars universe

Speaker 1 44:24

I have. I am a big believer in the idea that an actor should only be in one movie. I mean, not really, but I think that actors should only be in like one movie, especially if it's a big franchise like that, and it should be a new actor every time they do something like that, because otherwise you just see all like the leftovers from the other movies that they've been in, right?

Speaker 2 44:49

It's just funny to me, like the career progression of some people never would have thought Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds, any of those kind of actors would have stuck. Around the guy that's married to Kristen Bell. Oh, he's not a big movie star, Dax, I mean, but he, I would consider him still a like a a minus actor, no, or at least an enter on the entertainment level. If you say Dax Shepard, most people know who he is. I

Speaker 1 45:21

mean, if I have to think about it, and like, if you have to introduce him as somebody else's husband, then no,

Speaker 2 45:31

I mean, I don't, I don't disagree with you. Anyways, let's see. So I feel like every every month, there's a different TV show that's leading the way, right? Like, you know, it's the flavor of the month, like, The Last of Us is going to be the show that takes us through the summer, right? Like, we all agree on that.

Nick VinZant 45:51

I can't, but it's too scary.

Speaker 2 45:55

If Have you ever seen black mirror? No, too scary. Yeah, somebody had told me to watch that. And now I'm kind of talking to everybody out there, not to you, but the first episode without, of the series, without kind of giving anything away, it's, it's like, holy shit. I mean, it is, it is what it is, wild.

Speaker 1 46:16

Oh, I don't want to, I don't want to watch any TV show that has anything to do with real life or things that could happen in real life. That's why I watch like cartoons, manga, not manga. I'll watch cartoons. There's a difference between manga, anime and cartoons. I watch cartoons, and sometimes anime. But I don't, I mean, one piece that's a little bit different, it's high class anime, is what I would say. I'm not watching like there's some intense anime. I'm not watching that, but that's why I don't want to, I don't want to watch any shows that have anything to do with real life.

Speaker 2 46:55

So I had, I had these, I had these jumbled but I actually brought up the Gosling thing because I really wanted to talk about Haley. Joel Osment, okay, apparently, he was arrested over the weekend, and I'm not, I'm not saying this to be funny, though I'm kind of smiling, but I'm not. I'm just because I'm happy, because I'm here with you. Okay? But apparently, while he was being arrested, he called an officer, a Nazi, like First off, I couldn't really tell you much of anything that he's done since Star Wars. I know. Yeah, he had one rule, like, that's not

Nick VinZant 47:30

Haley, dude. Is that Haley? Joel Osment,

Speaker 2 47:35

oh no, kid, isn't he? Yeah, that's the story. Is the Star Wars Kid, isn't he shit?

Speaker 1 47:42

Yeah, I don't know. I guess

Speaker 2 47:46

the same, I don't know. They're all the same to me.

Speaker 1 47:49

I mean, like a drunk person did stupid things, like, yeah, that's what they do. Okay, if you

Speaker 2 47:54

were a professional wrestler, would you be a heel or a face? A heel being a bad guy and a face being a good guy.

Speaker 1 48:02

Oh, I'd want to be the bad guy. I always feel like the bad guy is more fun. I generally always root for the bad guys. To be honest with you,

Speaker 2 48:11

I don't think you would be a bad guy. I say this because I will have my in ring debut.

Nick VinZant 48:19

What are you doing? You're going wrestling,

Speaker 2 48:21

of superior Championship Wrestling. I am,

Nick VinZant 48:30

I am, go on, go off.

Speaker 2 48:34

So as you, as you, as most of you that follow the show, know, I work in TV, and one of our anchor reporters, is really involved in the wrestling scene, and he is involved to the point where he's, he's like a regular of their Federation, right? Okay, okay, so they're giving him a storyline for like a year. Oh, and he's bringing me on. I'm going to start at his I'm gonna start us as bodyguard.

Speaker 1 49:03

You're the wrestlers bodyguard. How does that make sense? Like, Isn't he supposed to be the tougher one? Like, well,

Speaker 2 49:09

sure, but like, you know he, he's gonna have, he's gonna come out with, he's gonna come out, he's gonna have, like, me, he's gonna have, like, a hair stylist. Like, he's gonna play the odds. Wow. And it's going to be fantastic, and I get to live my dream. And good for you. I'm, I'm, I don't think I've been more excited for something in a long time than than this moment. Is

Nick VinZant 49:33

there going to be video of this?

Speaker 2 49:35

I have, I told a couple of my other friends in addition to you, and they plan on packing the the, it's at a skate park here in Metro, Detroit.

Speaker 1 49:44

It's at a skate park, like indoor or outdoor, indoor, okay, okay,

Speaker 2 49:51

they're going to pack it and, and, yeah, I'm sure there will be video that, oh my god. What are you going

Speaker 1 49:56

to be introduced as? You're going to go by your real name. You're going to come up with something. It. You're gonna be Big John.

Speaker 2 50:01

So apparently I don't I'm just the bodyguard for now, but there are plans to incorporate me into like a real rumble.

Speaker 1 50:09

Wow. Are you gonna do some training? Are you just gonna go out there, wing it and hurt yourself? You're gonna hurt yourself, but then you're gonna

Speaker 2 50:19

only thing my wife said to me was, John, you can't do it. You're going to get hurt, but,

Speaker 1 50:24

oh, you have to. That'll be the best in your life. Yeah, I don't

Speaker 2 50:28

even care if it's like a broken arm where it's bent backwards, like, Oh no, you're going

Nick VinZant 50:32

to get you're going to get hurt more. NAD,

Speaker 2 50:37

yeah, I'm quite excited. So anyways, I'm sure everyone's bored by this or really excited for me, oh, I

Speaker 1 50:42

can't wait. I This is big news for you. This is your dream coming true. This

Speaker 2 50:46

is, this is like, I'm already thinking about, like, how I can try to further this and like, get on. Yeah,

Speaker 1 50:52

you're gonna jinx it. Are you gonna jinx it? What are the chances right now that you what are the chances that you blow it?

John Shull 50:59

Zero. I am booked. I am there.

Speaker 1 51:02

Oh, no, I know why, nobody. No, I know that you're into it. I know that you're into it. That's the problem. You gotta back up a little bit. You're too into it, right? Like you gotta, you gotta back it off a little bit. You gotta play it a little bit cool. I'm

Speaker 2 51:20

I'm fucking, I mean, let's I, like, I I've never gotten like, a, like, a suit tailored. I mean, I have, but like, I'm looking into, like, getting a three piece and, like, the

Speaker 1 51:32

body, you can't be the bodyguard in the suit. You got to be ready for action.

Speaker 2 51:36

Yeah. But like, how badass would it be if, like, I was in like, you know, like a tailored suit. I put a little steroids in my forearms and lather them with baby oil so they shine real nice and look real big. That

Speaker 1 51:50

works. But anyway, no, see, this is what I mean you got you can't. You have to do what the character would be doing, not what you want to do, like you want to take it to the way that you want to do it, and wear a three piece suit. But the bodyguard is not going to be wearing a three piece suit. He's the bodyguard. Well, he's got

Speaker 2 52:04

to be. Maybe at some point we could have his name's Brandon. We could have Brandon on he could, you know, tell you, and we could have a fun little chat. I don't know could be fun. Okay,

Speaker 1 52:14

I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm not going to commit to it, but I'm interested, willing to hear more. You

Speaker 2 52:20

don't commit to anything, yeah, what else here?

Nick VinZant 52:24

Wiggle room. Break a woman.

Speaker 2 52:27

So in light of our top five, I have a car question for you.

Nick VinZant 52:32

Okay, okay, okay,

Speaker 2 52:34

do you know it says a two parter? First off, could you change your oil and how many? How many, how what's the percentage of people of today's world you think can change their own oil? Okay,

Speaker 1 52:48

I think that I could change my own oil, but when it comes down to actually be able, able to do it, I would say it's probably 5050, but I think that I can do it, but I think realistically, you have to say 5050, I certainly wouldn't be able to do it efficiently, and it would take me a while. But I also think that with stuff like that, you can figure it out, like I know how to change a tire. I know how to take out the battery and put in a new battery, like some of the most basic stuff. I would say 10% of people can change their own oil.

Speaker 2 53:23

Damn. That's way lower than I thought. I thought I was going to say 50%

Speaker 1 53:27

could do it. Oh, do you have an answer?

Speaker 2 53:32

No. I mean, I don't know. I didn't. Oh, you're just making it up. Oh, no, I was asking you, like, just throwing it out there. I

Nick VinZant 53:37

don't know. Let me see if I was hoping that you had an actual answer.

Speaker 2 53:39

No, I, you know, I don't do any actual research. Oh,

Speaker 1 53:43

yeah, right, right, right. I know. I know. I know. No, I would think it's very low. I would think in terms of that can actually do it, maybe 25% I would say that, like, okay, so half the population, arguably, is men. Half of them could probably actually do it. So I would say 25%

John Shull 54:06

and are you? Are you looking up the I

Speaker 1 54:10

mean, there's not really an answer. Studies suggest that around 70 to 80% of people have changed their own oil at least once. That's absolutely not true, unless maybe it was like part of a class. That's no way 80% of people have changed their oil at least one time. I hate these AI interview overviews because they got to be completely wrong. Do you think 80% of people have changed their own oil?

Speaker 2 54:35

No, not at all. Not at all, not one day. 80% of the cars on the on the planet are are? You know, can have oil their oil changed

Speaker 1 54:46

50. Okay, okay, here we go. Of all the age groups, Gen Z is the most likely, with 55% of people saying they did their own oil changes, followed by Millennials at 49% and. Apparent. Okay, I guess it's a lot more common than I would have thought. I don't know anybody who changes their own oil, not a single person, man, and I'm not like a rich person by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, I'm solidly middle class, but I don't know anybody who changed their own oil?

Speaker 2 55:23

Man, I know one. Okay, two people. So, okay, all right. Well, well, with that, maybe we should just put her into fifth gear and let's get on

Speaker 1 55:32

live. Oh, okay, so our top five is top five most ridiculous cars. They're just ridiculous. Like, why would anybody buy that car? So, number five, I'm

Speaker 2 55:45

gonna start off with the Volkswagen Bug.

Speaker 1 55:50

Oh, I can't agree with you on that one. I think that that car is has nostalgia. I think that that car was like a great car when it came out, like, people really liked that car. It has a lot of nostalgia. People like it. I can't agree with you on that one at all.

Speaker 2 56:06

You're gonna see a commonality with my top five, I think as we move on. So my number

Speaker 1 56:12

five is a Jeep. I think the only reason that you buy a Jeep is to say that you own a jeep. It's a totally like worthless vehicle. It's not good at anything that it actually does, like it gets poor gas mileage, it's loud, it's dangerous, it's not really practical for everyday use. The only reason to get a Jeep is to say that you own a jeep. That's it. It's purely about saying that you own a jeep.

Speaker 2 56:39

I mean, I've never had a jeep, obviously. But, I mean, I feel like they're more efficient than getting a gigantic pickup truck,

Speaker 1 56:48

oh, but at least the pickup truck can be used for the intended purpose that you want it to use, like a jeep. You're probably not really going anywhere that you couldn't take any other car, like, Oh no, I really need a Jeep for this, it has to specifically be a jeep. No, it doesn't. You could probably take a whole bunch of cars that way that are much more practical and much better of a car.

John Shull 57:11

Four is going to be very

Nick VinZant 57:14

controversial. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

John Shull 57:18

Minerva. Four is a Vespa.

Nick VinZant 57:21

It's not a car.

John Shull 57:23

What's a mode of transportation? You can get it. But

Speaker 1 57:26

this was specifically cars, you but you can

John Shull 57:29

get a license plate for it. It's a it's a car. It's

Nick VinZant 57:32

you can get that, okay, a motorcycle, too,

Speaker 2 57:34

which is technically a car because it drives. No, it's

Speaker 1 57:38

not technically a car. It's literally not technically a car, it's technically a motor vehicle. It's not an automobile, it's a motorcycle, like a Vespa is not a car, it's a scooter,

John Shull 57:51

yeah, but a scooter is right? You

Speaker 1 57:52

googled it and got the answer that it wasn't. Is a motorcycle, a car? No, you don't need Google and the internet to know that.

Speaker 2 58:00

But you know what? Fuck it. I don't care. Your Vespa still sucks. Have

Speaker 1 58:03

a Vespa. My number four is the PT Cruiser. It looks like an Easter basket. Do you want to drive a car that looks like an Easter basket? Like, oh, that's, that's what I want, the PT Cruiser.

John Shull 58:16

No, nobody does.

Nick VinZant 58:19

Nobody wants that car.

Speaker 2 58:21

It's kind of like, so my number three is kind of along those lines, and I think they might have been made by the same company. Mine is a Dodge Viper.

Nick VinZant 58:31

I've been in a Dodge Viper. It was actually really cool.

Speaker 2 58:33

Like they were, they were, they were, you know, advertised as, like, the definitive sports car that every man can buy until you actually got in one and realized they were gigantic piles of shit and were terrible cars to look at and be in. Oh, I

Speaker 1 58:52

think that creditor car. I'm gonna go ahead and have to disagree with you on your list again, because if I remember correctly, maybe you could do some research on this, but I believe that the Dodge Viper is credited with kind of revitalizing the Dodge brand. Back at a certain time, it was really like the Corvette or the Mustang of its time, and it really revitalized the Dodge brand. Gave it a kind of a look. Look at this car, the Dodge Viper was pretty cool looking.

Speaker 2 59:19

I feel like, if it was, I feel like, if it's worth a shit, it would still be in production.

Nick VinZant 59:24

Oh, is it not?

Speaker 2 59:26

No, they stopped. They stopped making them in like, 2010 or nine, and then had, like, what, two years of running them again. And we're like, yeah, no one's buying these piles of shit. Oh, well, I'd rather drive the Wiener mobile than that thing.

Speaker 1 59:44

Speaking of speaking of driving the Wiener mobile, my number three is the Infinity QX 70. You may have to look this up, but the Infinity QX 70 looks more like a sad we. Than any car I've ever seen. Anytime I see that car, I'm like, that looks like a sad, shriveled wiener. Look at it. It looks like a sad wiener. What's it called? Again, infinity, QX, 70. If you see one on the street, you're like, that looks like a sad Wiener, exactly.

Speaker 2 1:00:25

That is so bad, it looks like a sad Wiener, doesn't it? Yeah, it looks like a shriveled up dick. That is, that is not good. That's

Speaker 1 1:00:32

one of the worst cars I've ever seen, right? Like, you made that. It looks terrible. Okay, okay,

Speaker 2 1:00:38

okay. Yeah. That is my number two. And this is just clearly a personal decision, but I think the biggest waste of manufacturing space and anything to ever come off of an assembly line is the Hummer.

Speaker 1 1:00:54

Oh, my number two is also a Hummer. Why would you ever buy that

Speaker 2 1:01:00

car? I mean, yeah, I I have 40 reasons, but I'll say three of them. One, it's way too big. It's a gas guzzling super hooker. I've been in one, and I think we went 30 miles and went through a quarter tank of gas, like they're clearly not made for, you know, city driving or long distance driving in three I was really shocked by the amount of non space in the vehicle you think you're going to get into this big, spacey square box. And it wasn't what I thought it was at all.

Speaker 1 1:01:36

A Hummer is a car that is designed to do nothing you actually need a car to do. Yeah, without a doubt, this is not good for anything I'm actually going to do with it, and it costs a lot of money.

Speaker 2 1:01:50

It's not practical, like, it's not, you know, they don't even, I guess the thing is, is I'm okay with a vehicle being not practical, like a Lamborghini, right? Like, right. Like, a Corvette, like, you can't drive those in the north all year round. Like, but like, they look cool, they serve some kind of purpose other than military use. I have no idea what humors are, are used for. Like, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 1:02:14

And I knew somebody who I worked with who was making about the same amount of money that I did and he drove a Hummer, and I just thought, wow, why would you spend that percentage of your income on that? Like you just wasted a significant amount of your money on that?

John Shull 1:02:34

Was it? Pete cage? No, it's a guy named,

Speaker 1 1:02:37

I actually don't even know his name. Don't be smart, alright?

Speaker 2 1:02:41

My I have a feeling our number one might be the same. Now it's not. My number one is any kind of, like, smart car, like, you know, like the, like, the mini cars, like the the little cars,

Speaker 1 1:02:55

oh, I don't think that you're really, like, factoring in what the person is using them for, though, like, if you're just using that just to commute long distances, then it's a perfectly good car,

Speaker 2 1:03:08

no equal tree in a a smart car, like for sake.

Speaker 1 1:03:13

But that's what they're not using it for, that they're not buying a two feet but you're not buying it for that purpose. You're buying it like

John Shull 1:03:21

Vespa. Okay, they all suck. Okay. I

Speaker 1 1:03:24

think you just have again. I think you just have a thing against efficiency. I think that's your problem. Your real your your real problem is efficiency and practicality.

Speaker 2 1:03:34

My real problems with you. What's your number one? My number one

Speaker 1 1:03:38

is the cyber truck. The Cyber truck is the stupidest car that I have ever seen. Even if you put aside all of the things that have happened in the last couple last couple of months, that is still the stupidest piece of junk looking thing that I've ever seen. Like, I don't understand how anyone could look at a cyber truck and be like, that's for me, that looks like a good vehicle for what I'm going to do with it.

Speaker 2 1:04:04

So I've never been in one. But, I mean, the practicality of it is, I mean, I think it's, I don't think it should be number one. It should be on your top five, number one, though. I mean, listen, I've you take away the last couple of months. I have no idea what they're really doing, like, no idea what they're for. I mean, they're not even really a truck, right?

Speaker 1 1:04:25

It's, yeah, it's something that doesn't serve any of the purposes that you want it to serve. And that's one of the strangest looking that has to be, probably, in comparison to other cars, the strangest looking vehicle in proportion to other cars. It's like somebody guessed the future wrong, like this is the future, and they guessed it completely wrong. Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. We're. Really helps us out and let us know what you think is just the most ridiculous car. Maybe a cyber truck is prisoner of the moment, but to me, that just looks ridiculous. Like why would you ever buy that? But I guess I also felt the same way about the Hummer and the PT Cruiser. So let us know what you think is the most ridiculous looking car you.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up on this episode white collar crime and stores,

Dr. Will Thomas 0:21

it costs us around $800 billion in economic loss every year. And it just turns out, right? The entire business was a house of cards. Their machine didn't work. Students, as I say, you know why court crime is contagious. If you don't sort of try to root it out. It gets in the system, and once it gets an assistant, it's really hard to get rid

Nick VinZant 0:42

of. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is white collar crime researcher, Dr will Thomas, so what is white collar crime.

Dr. Will Thomas 1:00

White Collar tends to refer to crimes committed either through a business or in a business environment. So the classic white collar crime is fraud, whether it's bail fraud, it's tax evasion, securities fraud, stuff like that. And in general, what I would say is white collar enforcement is concerned with sort of what we think of as like financial crimes. So that's fraud, that's bribery, money laundering, insider trading, but it also covers environmental abuses, it covers antitrust and it covers crimes that involve highly regulated industries like food safety or pharmaceuticals. So rather than give you, like, a good definition of what it is, just say, like, that's usually where we spend our times. When we think about White Collar

Nick VinZant 1:47

is there kind of a dominant area of it? Like, usually when we talk about white collar crime, it's going to be this, this and this? Yeah, I would

Dr. Will Thomas 1:56

say, if you sort of looked at enforcement records, like, Where does the government spend most of the time fraud and any related financial crimes, like embezzlement, insider trading, that sort of stuff that is like the big focus right behind that is environmental crimes and something like antitrust, so market cartels and collusion.

Nick VinZant 2:19

When you look at things kind of I'm a numbers person, so on the scale of one to 1010, being the highest, one being the lowest, where would you put how seriously law enforcement takes this? Where would you put how seriously society takes this? On that list of one to 10,

Dr. Will Thomas 2:37

on a scale one to two, maybe what's helpful is to have like a background. Of how big a problem we think this is, and that's like the good way to judge how well we're responding to it. So it turns out white collar is a hugely expensive problem for society. So the FBI does estimates on this. The latest estimate that they put down is that white collar crime. You sort of take all the white collar crime conducted in the United States, it costs us around $800 billion in economic loss

Speaker 1 3:11

every year, $800 billion 800 billion and

Dr. Will Thomas 3:15

to put that in context, that is about 20 times the impact of, like, all other criminal activity combined. So from that perspective, you might say, like, well, this is a huge problem. Now, if you looked at, I think, social awareness of white collar crime, like, how much worse of aware of the criminal activity? I think it's pretty low, given that that's the problem. And while the government does bring a decent amount of white collar cases. In general, I think the enforcement rates are also pretty low compared to how sort of big the economic and social problem behind white collar crime actually is. So let's go for like a three, maybe three and a half to get us started.

Nick VinZant 3:57

Wow, yeah. Because it seems to me the kind of thing is like, I care about that, but I'm,

Dr. Will Thomas 4:04

I look, I think, I think there's a perception that maybe because White Collar Crime involves business, or, you know, doesn't like to directly involve violence in the way that street crime does, that it's, you know, it's less serious, maybe it's not a big deal. I think the other big challenge when we think about white collar crime is that's a huge number I just gave you, but it's really hard a lot of the times to put a face to the number. And actually, like, if you think about what white collar crime is, take something like fraud. Like, the whole point of fraud, right, is to deprive somebody of their money or their property, but more importantly, like to get away with it like a good fraud is one that people don't realize happened. So there's a mistaken impression that, you know, there's not real victims of these crimes, but actually, lots of people are harmed. People lose their life saving. People lose huge amounts of money they might not just realize. It until it's like, much later on, because, of course, that's how the crime is designed to work. So, you know, it's this kind of thing where it doesn't look like other kinds of crimes, and also it's hard to detect. It goes on a lot longer than we expect. We can't, sort of easily identify the causal pathways, and all of that contributes to this feeling of, oh, yeah, that's like, I guess it's a serious thing, but not something I really care about, yeah,

Nick VinZant 5:21

and that's the thing is, like, if it's such a serious thing, why don't we kind of care? Yeah?

Dr. Will Thomas 5:26

And I do think what's interesting is we will have sort of moments where people care a lot about this, and usually there's some effect. So either there is a big economic crisis where you suddenly start to worry about what was going on behind the scenes, or there's, like, a spectacular white collar crime story that sort of breaks through, right? Like the narrative is too good. So everybody knows who Bernie Madoff is, right?

Nick VinZant 5:48

Yeah, that's the one that came to my mind, right? Like Bernie Madoff the most recent,

Dr. Will Thomas 5:52

sort of, well, not much, but one of the big ones recently was this company called Theranos. So right? If you don't, if you haven't, sort of run into their nose before, this was a Silicon Valley darling. It was gonna revolutionize healthcare, right? They invented this little cool product. It was like the iPhone for blood testing. And it just turns out, right? The entire business was a house of cards. Their machine didn't work. And when I said it didn't work, like, it's not like they were getting close, it's like it

Nick VinZant 6:19

could not work, like it was never going to happen. It was never going to happen.

Dr. Will Thomas 6:24

And so that, I think, was a case of companies attention. Because while it's true, it lost investors billions of dollars, which is a big deal, it also it had this tangible impact, right? They had a fake product. It was causing real people, real harm. So it's a standard white collar case, but I think that human to human connection made it sort of pop into social awareness and be the kind of thing that people plugged into. The problem is that's one case, right? And while it was a big case, there's lots of smaller things going on all the time that don't really attract that kind of attention.

Nick VinZant 7:00

When you look at kind of the numbers behind it, are we talking about, okay, it's $800 billion because there's just a huge amount of $10,000 $100,000 like smaller some things, is it more smaller, a lot of smaller crimes, or just a couple of big ones? When you

Dr. Will Thomas 7:18

look at the federal cases, the median loss amount tends to be in the millions. And on the other hand, there's a lot that's just like lost, and we would call this deadweight loss. And so the way to think about this is markets in particular. I mean, they run on trust in ways that I think we often sort of forget about or overlook. That there is so much in any good business transaction where you and I are sort of relying on each other to act in good faith, to be good participants. And it's true, right? That I could dig deep and hunt out all the information I could about you not trust you for an instance, it's also gonna be really expensive. So if I can't trust you, the way I fix this is I spend a lot of money to replace trust with investigation that is fundamentally deadweight loss, right? That money would have been more valuably spent if you and I could have agreed in advance to, like, not scam each other. And in some respect, it's a weird way to think about criminal law, because usually we think about criminal law as a punishment, and it is but sort of counterintuitively, we need punishment to enable trust and cooperation. Yeah, I

Nick VinZant 8:29

think about this a lot of times. Maybe this is related, maybe this isn't, but any money that's in my bank account like it's just a number, I have no idea if that thing's there's the fundamental trust that has to be there for society to exist. And

Dr. Will Thomas 8:41

you know, it's interesting, because on the one hand, I think we all appreciate that white collar crime is bad in some abstract sense, but it's not the kind of thing we focus on. And on the other hand, when people start thinking about when they focus on it, they have really interesting emotional reactions to it, right? There's a deep disgust for white collar criminals. And I think it kind of goes to this idea that we feel like somebody's trying to get away with exploiting the rest of us. And that's that's not necessarily how we feel with, like, the rest of criminal law, right? If somebody commits murder, it's not like you and I are annoyed that, like we didn't get to do that, right? Like, no, no. But the white collar crime that kind of that fairness rationale is like, really fundamental to the practice, right? So that's often where the public ire gets triggered, where you see something that makes you think, what's really bad about this is, if I knew we were all going to break the rules, I would have done it too, but I played by the rules, and I'm suffering for

Nick VinZant 9:40

it, right? Like you're taking advantage of this system. Exactly. When you look at White Collar Crime, like confined it's kind of the big one, so to speak. Is it usually just one person? Or is it? No, it's the whole system business. So

Dr. Will Thomas 9:59

when you see from. It tends to take two forms, either it's the random person inside the company, or maybe the random couple of people who are, for whatever reason, trying to skim something for themselves, or maybe they got over their skis and are trying to call back. So it tends to be a handful of actors. That's case number one. Case number two is much more rare, but it is a real phenomenon, and that is where the harm really is, sort of corporate in nature. And by that, what I mean is like it really is sort of built into a corporate culture. It's deeply felt. It kind of keeps being carried out by not just a set of individuals, but like coming through leadership. And in fact, the United States, we have something called Corporate criminal liability, sort of a subset of white collar crime. And it turns out in United States, a corporation can be convicted of a crime, just like a human being Ken, and we've done this for a long time. We've done this going back to the early 20th century, but it reflects that second group, right? That sometimes there's crimes that that aren't like the random bad actor. It really does seem to be like the bad barrel is driving this kind of misconduct. It's more rare, but it's definitely a big thing

Nick VinZant 11:16

would is there an example that you can think of right off the top of your head? The one that jumps to me is like, Wells Fargo, when they were, like, creating accounts for people or something along, yeah.

Dr. Will Thomas 11:28

So as it turns out, my expertise is in corporate crime, so I can think of a bunch of examples, but live for all the Wells Fargo, it's a great one, right? Wells Fargo, what's going on is, you've got a massive scandal where fake accounts are being created on behalf of customers. It's causing harm to the customer. It's causing all sorts of case. So what's going on there? It's not you got, like some random, you know, Customer Sales Rep who's just generating millions of these things, all of the reps are doing this. Why are all the reps doing this? Well, you take a step back. You look at the internal compensation system at Wells Fargo. And Wells Fargo basically said, look, you've got to hit a quota of new accounts or you get fired. And we're not telling you you need to break the law, but we are telling you that like it's almost impossible to hit your quota unless you're doing something unethical, right? And that starts to look more like it's not a bad actor, right? It's just like anybody who gets a job there is likely to fall into this kind of trap. So we see this at Wells, Fargo, but other big companies, you know, we see a lot of this plaguing Boeing over the last sort of five to 10 years. We saw this with BP earlier in the mid odds crimes that are in some respects more consequence of bad organizational culture than just like, you know, the one bad person. So healthcare fraud, financial fraud, all these sorts of things that is kind of like, that's the stew of white collar crime. So it might be the case that all the business practices are fine, but insurance fraud is definitely a place where we see a lot of white collar cases, and we see it frankly on both sides. We see it both somebody trying to scam insurance company, but also insurance companies trying to essentially scam their their clients. So this is the kind of thing, particularly if UnitedHealthcare looks like an outlier in the field, where prosecutors want to take a second look or take a closer look to figure out, like, Why exactly are they unlike all the other businesses, and in general, I would tell you, and I sort of said, you know, I don't think all businesses are corrupt. I think most industries will sort of report a similar problem to which is they'll say something like, there's like, there's always the one bad actor, right? There's the person who makes us look at that. So BP is a great example of this British Petroleum right? They have to Deepwater Horizon spill in the early aughts. It's a huge national story. If you look at the five years before that, BP, I can't remember the exact number, but BP had a bunch of regulatory violations, right kinds of things that aren't quite criminal, but like, are suggesting something's going wrong. BP had something like 97% of the violations for the entire oil and gas sector. You think about somebody like, you know, Exxon, right? The like, the poster child of bad actors at one point in history, they had like, one violation, and BP had 715 or 716 or something. So you can see how an entire industry says, like, part of the problem is, if you're not going after those people, you make all of us look bad, right? So other insurers, I'm sure, are sort of screaming to the rafters of, hey, if we don't look anything like United Healthcare. Maybe that says something about them, not about the insurance agency. Is

Nick VinZant 14:44

there when you look at people who commit white collar crime, and let's just stereotype the crap out of people, absolutely, yeah. Is there a general stereotype of the type of person who's going to be committing white collar crime? So. So there's a couple things

Dr. Will Thomas 15:01

we can sort of point to that that stand out relative to, like the baseline criminal population. White collar criminals tend to be older. So the criminal population tends to be quite young. It's really, you know, sort of in the 20s, whereas this is more in the 30s, early 40s. I would say the white collar criminals tend to be better off, right more middle class, more upper middle class, although there's plenty of crime that goes on sort of across the spectrum, but the sort of standard psychology we point to, as we say, somebody who sort of has the ability, right? They're in a position to take advantage of a situation. They have a motive. The motive is usually financial, but also the motive is usually tied to something like they have come to believe that's not really wrong, right? Then maybe they're sitting around the company and everybody else is doing it, so they want to do it too, or maybe they have been sort of shading low gray and gray and gray over the years, and suddenly that last step doesn't quite feel like it. So oftentimes what we find out is people have committed white collar crime, and they try to cover it up, but they they're way too late to cover it up, because by the time they realize they've crossed that line. They're like, you know, they've already hung themselves in all the records that everything you need to know is kind of sitting up there.

Nick VinZant 16:26

Um, do you think that our perceptions about it are changing? Do we is there a sense that, like, oh, people are starting to take this more seriously? People getting pissed off, you know? You

Dr. Will Thomas 16:36

know, I mentioned earlier that the public always has this kind of residual disgust around it. I think events will trigger sort of public anger or frustration, and then usually things kind of recede in the background. So we have these moments where there's a lot of public attention, and sometimes there's legal change that surrounds it, and sometimes there's not. So the hope is always, when something pops up, it really does motivate either legislators or just citizens to take action and sort of make a moment out of this. So I'll give you a recent example, right? Last sort of few weeks, stock markets have been crazy, right? The United States is announcing tariffs. Other countries respond. Then we pause, so without getting too into the weeds of why or how we know this, but suffice to say, a lot of people, including a lot of public commentators, are suspicious that some government officials, some people sort of close to the administration, maybe even President Trump or his family, made trades in The market knowing what the government was going to do around tariffs before that information was known publicly, which, if look, if that is true, you could make a huge amount of money. But if you knew what was going to be announced, and you created before it happened, make a fortune. And we do see some spikes in volatility and volume trading in ways that are at least suggestive of maybe some bad behavior. The

Nick VinZant 18:02

one that jumped out to me was like, Marjorie Taylor Green, who is a representative or Senator, I get confused, but from the south somewhere that like, okay, all of a sudden, lots of money, tariffs get lifted. Boom,

Dr. Will Thomas 18:16

exactly, right. So it's the kind of thing where you know, causation doesn't or correlation doesn't imply causation, but it like, kind of like winks at it. So I think this moment, we're seeing outrage around this kind of practice, and a lot of people, I think, are correctly asking, like, why are public officials even allowed to buy or sell stocks in the first place? It just seems like no good reason for it. This has been an issue for years has been attempts to sort of change behavior. There's actually a law called the Stock Act that's supposed to prevent them from from engaging bad behavior. It's got a huge loophole in it. So it'll be interesting to see. Right? Is this going to be one of those moment where public outrage leads to a genuine change in the law that has sort of durable consequences, or do people get upset and in six months, it fades away.

Nick VinZant 19:01

Yeah, I think the thing is, is that for me, like speaking for the public, whatever level I can speak for the public at I get outraged, I get upset, and then I just feel like, well, it's just gonna that's just how it is, and it's gonna go back and nothing's gonna happen to these people.

Dr. Will Thomas 19:16

That is a persistent worry and anxiety that I have around white collar crime, I tend to think that enforcement is a really important tool of public trust. So we saw a very similar attitude around the 2008 financial crisis. One of the things you heard constantly back then was like, you know, no bankers got prosecuted. Nobody went to jail for the 2008 financial crisis. And that's basically true. Now, you know, I could argue that the government did all sorts of things and had lots of intervention. Things, they had lots of interventions, but I think that's deeply corrosive of people's trust in institutions if they are seeing what looks like obvious wrong, and they're not seeing people being held accountable for that kind of behavior. And so I My worry is. Always, you know, we sort of punt on this stuff at our peril. It does long term damage to institutions, the way I sort of describe this to my students, as I say, you know why COVID crime is contagious, if you don't sort of try to root it out, it gets in the system, and once it gets in the system, it's really hard to get rid of. When

Nick VinZant 20:19

you look at enforcement, what's the difficulty finding out about it or proving that somebody did it on purpose? The proving

Dr. Will Thomas 20:25

of white collar cases is really hard because it's central to criminal law in general. Is what we call mens rea, right? It's the guilty mind, it's the mental state. And so the question is, always, can you show after the fact, based on, usually just paper records, that somebody was intending to deceive, right? Was trying to defraud, as opposed to just like I made a stupid business decision? So to give you a sense, I mentioned Theranos. The founder of Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes, was prosecuted and convicted of securities fraud. She's currently serving about 11 years in prison. Most criminal cases from discovery to resolution a couple of months. It's about how long it takes government to wrap up Holmes's case. You know, everybody knew what was going at their house in 2016 the government doesn't feel comfortable bringing case until 2018 it's two years later. Her trial doesn't start until 2021 the trial lasts six months, right? That's like most trials are counted in days, and then, because of all this sort of all this sort of back and forth and what's going on, she doesn't actually report to her prison sentence until June of 2023 so that's what five to seven years from start to finish, compared to five to seven months? I

Nick VinZant 21:52

don't think I'm going to ask this question very well, so this may take a minute, but if you were to look at the instances in which there's a debate between, were they doing something illegal or were they doing something stupid. What percent of the time would you say? Oh no, they were actually just stupid versus no. They just used that as a cover up because they were really doing something illegal.

Dr. Will Thomas 22:19

So that So, right? The the illegal versus stupid, it's like the complicated, cheesy way to put it, but that's like the complicated, theoretical question, right? What? Yeah, what was their mental state? On the other hand, like, those are borderline cases, but just because there's dusk and dawn doesn't mean there's not night and day and so, right, oftentimes, when you look at these cases, the defendant is going to want to say, Oh, I was being stupid, intentional. And it's not a he said, she said, It's shocking how many times you can find records where it's very clear the person knew what they were doing. In fact, they say it all over the place. We had a series of cases a few years ago with some different financial traders. One of the traders actually said, like, Let's go commit some securities fraud in the chat, right? So, like, oftentimes there's more evidence than people appreciate. And the way I sort of describe this is it's hard for the government to detect fraud, sort of generally, if it's just floating out there and ether, but the moment they get wind of anything suspicious at all, it turns out that they're really good at being able to figure out, was there fraud here or not, so they tend to bring cases where they're able to build a story. So I would say most of the times you see a case successfully brought, it's because prosecutors have pretty solid evidence that it we have definitely crossed the line here, yeah, and because there's enough of those cases, for the most part, they don't tend to take a risk on the really borderline cases, which is where it's unclear

Nick VinZant 23:50

if you were gonna to use the one to 10 example, again, right? Like in terms of evidence for the government to bring something against somebody for white collar crime, one is the lowest, 10 is the highest. They need to be like an eight in terms of evidence. They need to be like a six. Like, where do you think that they would need to be before somebody's going to bring a case?

Dr. Will Thomas 24:10

I'm not going to bring a case where I'm a five out of 10, right? Unless there's, you know, unless I just think, like, I know this person did. I know it's a scam, and I will find a way to convince the jury most of the time. What I'm going to do is I'm going to say, like, I'm going to bring a case if I really believe in good faith that I'm going to clear that threshold. So prosecutors tend to be in that sort of, like, you know, eight out of 10 range before they they agree to bring a case.

Nick VinZant 24:36

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions. I love it. Yeah. What's up? What's the worst company in the world?

Dr. Will Thomas 24:44

You know, here's what's interesting about businesses. The companies that are doing something really, really terrible are often good in some other way. So Volkswagen, right? Volkswagen has a diesel gate scandal. So. They are selling cars that they say meet environmental standards, and they don't. And this is not like we made a mistake. We didn't understand what's going on here. Volkswagen ended subsidiaries, wrote software that was designed to detect when government regulators were detecting what the car was doing, and then, like, switch over to an entirely new internal sort of like Carson, this was high level, deep in the weeds, super like, you know, corrupt behavior. Also, Volkswagen really good record historically on labor issues. So it's like, they're just terrible in this one way, but just because they're terrible in one way doesn't mean not terrible the other.

Nick VinZant 25:49

Like, that's the kind of thing that what I know about business. Like, how does that happen? Like, that's so blatantly illegal and such a blatant bad idea that, like, you're gonna get in a lot of trouble if you get caught, you know, right? And yet, I

Dr. Will Thomas 26:04

mean, and this goes to our conversation about sort of type one and type two, by call of crimes that is such an organizational thing, like no one person pulled that move off, which means there were meetings. People sat down in a room and were like, the software is not successfully defeating the detection device well enough. Let's tweak it. Just wild to me. And at the same time, you have a company that's doing lots of great things in other spaces. So I think this is a fundamental tension, particularly at the corporate level, is that even the evil businesses are good in other ways. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 26:37

yeah, you get the thing, but in that kind of an instance, right? And then use Volkswagen as an example. But is that the kind of thing where, in my mind, Volkswagen is a massive company, like 1000s of people would have been involved in that potentially, right? Like 1000s of people, are they all going to jail or just, hey, here's a fine. So

Dr. Will Thomas 26:57

in the Volkswagen case, you can easily imagine that lots of the people involved didn't do something that rose to the level of the crime, because they kind of don't need all the elements. And actually, you can imagine, lots of those people don't even realize that they're doing anything shady. They're they're implementing something from their boss, but they don't just have enough of us sort of like big picture to realize what it's being used for. And this is, in fact, one of the reasons, going way back why the United States and Supreme Courts first recognized the idea of holding a corporation responsible. Because sometimes the crime is the fact that, like, this bad thing wouldn't have been done by any individual if they knew what was going on. It's precisely because everybody's in a position where they're contributing without sort of being aware that you get these really bad behaviors. So the fact that a company commits a crime doesn't prove necessarily that, like everybody involved does, it strongly suggests that at least some people did. But that is always sort of the tension. Do you bring a charge against the business? Do you bring it against individuals? Do you bring it against both? Usually we see it being brought against a handful of individuals who are really involved. And also the business,

Nick VinZant 28:07

does the punishment fit the crime? No, in the sense that all I don't, you know, I'll just use United Healthcare, because it's right at the top of my head, right where you're potentially denying all these claims. And who knows how many people could have suffered adverse consequences, financial ruin, death, all those kind of things, and the punishment might not even be there, like does the punishment generally fit the crime in your mind?

Dr. Will Thomas 28:30

So at the organizational level, I'd say no. Individual level, you know, we want to dig in a little bit more. I think white collar criminals tend to be sentenced more leniently than other criminals. So there's a, you know, there's a lack of sort of uniformity there. Now, if it were up to me, and I think that lots of our prison sentences are probably too long for what we want to accomplish, so I wouldn't say, like, punish the white collar people more. And say, like, let's do the white collar thing everywhere, in the corporate context, though. I mean, I think this is a constant worry, is that the punishments not only don't sort of meet the crime, but like, fall wildly, like vastly, below what we would expect. So P Genie is a good example of this. This is the utility company out in California. P genie has admitted, has pled guilty, to causing several of the largest wildfires in California history, including something called the campfire in 2017 it destroyed literally multiple towns. They just don't exist anymore. Over 180 people died as a result. So pg&e has pleaded guilty, and they've actually plead guilty to Manzar to causing the death of 185 people. And I don't have the punishment offhand, but I want to say that the fine imposed on peak Genie was around $3 million

Nick VinZant 29:56

what that seems like? Oh,

Dr. Will Thomas 29:59

even. Worse than that, there was, there's reporting that P Genie was initially offered the chance to plead guilty to arson. Now, arson is bad, but it's not nearly as bad as manslaughter. So you know, why wouldn't you plead guilty to arson? Why would you take manslaughter? It turns out, the way California sentencing law is written is there's a cap on how much of a monetary penalty you can oppose in manslaughter, whereas arson, it's just how much damage it cost. Now that that makes some amount of sense when we're talking about human beings causing the death of other human beings, right, right? Because you can put them in prison, but you can't put the business in prison. So pg&e actually went for the much worse crime, precisely because it got them a much lower sort of punishment in the end, quote, unquote punishment. Is

Nick VinZant 30:48

there any kind of, okay, just total devil's advocate, right? Is there any kind of a mentality? It's like, okay, PG and E did this, but if we just nail them to the wall, then all those people are going to lose their jobs, and then that's going to create another problem, right? Like, is there a certain amount of like, Oh, we don't really want to do that. Yeah. Look, I I

Dr. Will Thomas 31:12

can be critical of prosecutors all day and some of their behaviors, and I sort of said that some of them might be backing off good cases. I'm deeply sympathetic to exactly this worry. So like the famous case, the infamous case is Arthur Andersen. So Arthur Andersen was the accounting firm for Enron. Arthur Andersen got prosecuted by the federal government for obstruction of justice. Officially, the punishment was a quarter million dollars. So you might say, like, that's nothing, right? But Arthur Andersen is a publicly it was a public accounting firm. They provided accounting services to public companies, and if you are convicted of a crime under the rules of the SEC, you're not allowed to provide accounting services to publicly traded businesses. So it turns out like if you're a accounting firm that only has public clients, and you're not allowed to have public clients like you, you just go away. So prosecution of Anderson and its conviction led almost immediately to its dissolution. That was 30,000 people who lost their jobs. There's no question that some people at Anderson were doing terrible things, but I think everybody agreed like that was not the outcome you wanted. And so prosecutors are are both paranoid of being that, you know, being that prosecutor who accidentally destroys the company, and they're also paranoid because sometimes the consequences aren't actually from the criminal law itself. It's from like some other thing that happens down the road as a consequence, it's kind of out of their hands. So they're really trying to walk this tight rope. And one of the ways they've done it in the past couple years is they've actually started what's called a prosecution agreement. They agree to, you know, hold off on prosecuting a business in exchange for the business taking lots of steps to remedy its past behaviors, pay some fines, etc. And this is sort of a it's a weird tool. It sounds like they're just giving them a free pass, but it's sort of premised on this idea that the prosecutor wants to get the results, but are worried that if they get the conviction, it's going to have these unintended consequences.

Nick VinZant 33:20

What kind of like when you look at kind of the categories of white collar crime? Which one would you say that has the biggest impact on us?

Dr. Will Thomas 33:29

Oh, good. So I would say right now the biggest impact, I mean, so here's a cheating answer. One of the biggest impact comes from fraud. Now the reason is, fraud is the most common thing we charge it just turns out, the way that the federal fraud statute is written, there's not just one, there's like 20. They all basically say the same thing. They're just for like, different categories of fraud. But you sort of put all those together, and that's like an easy way to grab folks. So from that perspective, I say fraud. Now from maybe another angle, I would say bribery is one of the biggest and most important white collar issues. So bribery specifically refers to bribing a government official, and bribery not just United States, but especially internationally, is a really, really big problem, like international corruption is a huge problem, and to its credit, the United States has actually done a really good job of helping to tamp down on international corruption by using its criminal laws by basically telling you as companies, it's a crime to bribe somebody out of the country. It's called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. And the consequence of businesses not being able to do that is has actually led to, like, substantial decreases in corruption around the world. So in terms of the most impactful, I'd say bribery

Nick VinZant 34:56

for you, like, What's your most when you look at kind of different incidents. Just instant incidences, incidents, whatever it is, is there one that stands out to you is like, that one fascinated me. Awkward

Dr. Will Thomas 35:08

confession. Whenever there's a new, big scandal, I get a little excited because I think, like, oh man, there's gonna be something really clever and amazing, weird going on here, and I don't like it, but at least I'm gonna see something novel and sophisticated. And I would tell you, I'm regularly disappointed. So the people who follow the crypto space, Sam bankman Fried was, you know, one of, like, the crypto gurus, until his company blew up, and Sam bankman Fried was prosecuted and convicted of all sorts of fraud. And I thought when that was happening, like, I don't know crypto This has got to be weird and crazy and complicated. I'm going to learn some financial schemes. It's like, not even a little, like, he just had an Excel sheet that said, like, I owe all this money, and he's just, like, the most basic, obvious thing. And so one of the maybe depressing realities around white collar crime is it's often not that sophisticated. It's usually just pretty brazen. But it turns out, the way lots of business entities work and businesses United States work is lots of information just isn't public. And that's, that's fine, that's good, but it creates space for, you know, the brazen to get away with fraud for long time. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 36:20

you always think it's going to be some big new thing, and it's like, oh, it's just a Ponzi scheme, just straightforward, like, it's just a straightforward Ponzi scheme, like, I thought it was going to be, was there? Is there one, though, that you would think of as like, Oh, that was like,

Dr. Will Thomas 36:33

there have been some in the past. So, for example, there was a huge scandal around banks colluding to manipulate the LIBOR rate, and as a result, the library is sort of like this international exchange rate used by banks. It's a super useful proxy for all sorts of information. At some point it wasn't even clear that they'd done anything criminal, because nobody thought anybody could figure out a way to to manipulate this vitally important World Index. But they figured it out. These bunch of folks got together and at different banks were able to sort of manipulate this thing, and the knock on consequences were huge. I mean, you had to rechange all sorts of regulatory calculus. We had to figure out what's going on here. So that was one of those where it was extremely brazen. It also was just sort of a little impressive to me that somebody figured out how to sort of poke at, like, one of these, like, you know, foundation, sewer pipe, kinds of things that's running in the world economy that matters a ton, but nobody really knows about so that's good.

Nick VinZant 37:40

Best Movie about white collar crime, worst movie about white collar or TV show which, whichever way you want to

Dr. Will Thomas 37:47

go. Okay, just because I'm sitting in university, I'll have to include a book on here, because it's also just great book. I've mentioned Theranos. If you haven't read bad blood, it's amazing. It's written by John Carey. He's, he's the reporter that sort of uncovered the Theranos scandal. The beginning, phenomenal book. It's good for that scandal. It's also just a really good look at, like, the how to sort of fake it till you make it eat those in Silicon Valley really, just like, take off and go dangerously wrong. So, bad blood. It's great. There's a documentary on HBO, but, but the book is better movies. So this one is off the beaten path. I'm not gonna say it's the best movie, but it's the one that no one else recommends. I think you should watch the movie the other guys starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. It is. It is exactly as stupid, right as you'd expect a buddy cop movie with Will Ferrell to be. It's also secretly a movie about, like, all of these problems around white collar crime, like why it's so hard to police, why it's so hard to get people to pay attention to which is, actually, it's not a surprise. The director is Adam McKay. And Adam McKay directed The Big Short, which right is a movie about the 2008 financial crisis. So it's not, it's not a smart movie, but it's kind of clever. And also, by the end, you realize the whole movie is about trying to make white collar crime enforcement sexy. So that would be my pitch for like, I'm not saying it's the best, but it's but it's overlooked,

Nick VinZant 39:21

very broad question, what do you think about what's going on now,

Dr. Will Thomas 39:26

you know, there's a lot of movement in the white collar space. There's been lots of pronouncements. We will see what happens. This is one problem in the white collar space. Is DOJ at the Department of Justice. Every new Department of Justice likes to make big announcements about what they're going to do in white collar going to do in white collar they don't always like to follow through on what they announce. I will say that the current administration has announced that they're going to suspend enforcement of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act for the next sort of six months or. So and then after that, only prioritize cartels, only go after drug cartels for bribery related stuff. I think that's pretty short, cited as a practice. The rationals they're giving is something like US companies are kind of disadvantaged internationally. I mean, guess what? They're not allowed to participate

Nick VinZant 40:23

in driving because they're not allowed to commit crimes. Like it's, yeah, but I actually think

Dr. Will Thomas 40:27

it's short sighted another way, which is the FCPA was really helping us businesses, and not enforcing it is going to hurt them. It really helped them, because everybody knows about it. So it's a great defense if some random foreign official comes to you and says, like, pay me something. Company can just say, like, I must bribe you. But we all know how the FCPA works, and they're not crushing if you do. And now that defense is it's not not going to be available to them, so that that hurts them. But also, the FCPA is enforced almost half the time against international companies committing bribery, but using US markets. So actually, the FCPA was being used to level the playing field on behalf of US companies. And so pausing enforcement is actually gonna, like, you know, it's gonna make it easier for other non US companies to get away with it. And if I were a US company or via US General Counsel, I'd be telling my firm, like, just because they say they're not going to prosecute, it doesn't mean that's true. They can always change their mind, and you can't get mad at them, so don't change what you're doing. So I actually think this is an instance where, you know, I didn't I disagree with the original rationale, but I also they're kind of missing how white collar enforcement was helping the US economy succeed not actually hurting

Nick VinZant 41:43

it? I want to thank Dr Thomas so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview. The YouTube version will be live on April 17, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Scholl and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you think you could commit a major crime and get away with it?

Speaker 2 42:18

No, but I don't think, I don't think most can commit major crimes and get away with it. So I

Nick VinZant 42:26

would have to agree. I think that the only way that I could get a major away with a major crime is if I was just totally random. I think that's the only way to really do it, because otherwise there's just too much backtracking on it. Like, I certainly couldn't plan to, like, rob a bank. I

Speaker 2 42:43

would love to see how many people never get caught for serious crimes. I feel like most people that commit whether it's defrauding people of millions of dollars or murdering people, I feel like you get caught eventually. I think

Nick VinZant 42:57

there's a big difference, though, between people knowing that you did it, and being able to prove that you did it, I think we generally always kind of know who probably is responsible, even for some of the big like unsolved serial killer stuff. I mean, there's a few, but I think that people probably always know they just can't prove it that you did it. So I pulled the audience 58% of people say no, they could not commit a major crime and get away with it. 42% of people think that they could commit a major crime and get away with it. I think that's way too high. I don't think that you're thinking all the details out.

Speaker 2 43:37

Shout outs, alright, let's see. We'll start here with Beckley Anderson, Jake Kretschmer, Anastasia, Vives, Zach dilloway And I, I was thinking about Zach's. I don't think I know Zach in real life, which is kind of weird to say I know very

Nick VinZant 43:57

few zachs. I knew is Zach LaRue, who was one of the more interesting people that I've ever met in my life. Is it a Zach, how do you feel? How do you feel about the difference between a Z, a C, H and a Z, a K. You ever met a Z, a K? Zach,

Speaker 2 44:12

not that I can recall, but I do feel if you have the k instead of the H, you're going to be a little more wild. You're going to be a little more crazy. I think crazy. It's a little crazy. I feel like the H is like, Hey, I'm Zach, but I'm the boring kind of Zach, alright? Jacob Fink, Mike Lindeman, Augustine Davidson, that's a

Nick VinZant 44:32

that's a mouthful. Augustine, is it a boy or a girl? Looks

John Shull 44:36

to be a boy. Man,

Unknown Speaker 44:38

not a boy. A man, boy, man, uh,

Speaker 2 44:42

Lady Boy, if anyone watched White Lotus, they know exactly what I'm talking

Nick VinZant 44:46

about. I did not. I'm not into that. Once everybody gets under a show, I can't get into it. I've actually watched some of those episodes. And

Speaker 2 44:55

anyway, Marcus, Garcia, Jonathan ho my. Yes, Denise Holzer and Zen Taylor, congratulations. Hmm, you are the chosen 10. Alright. So getting back to what you asked about, to open up this part of the show, speaking of crimes that you know, do you think you could get away with him? We're coming up on, unfortunately, the 30 year anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing. Oh

Nick VinZant 45:23

god, I remember that I was in school. I remember they brought in, like they had to wheel in a TV, like they wheeled in a TV, and people watched it. And for

Speaker 2 45:33

all of you youngins out there, the quick 10 second synopsis of this is Oklahoma City federal building was blown up by two domestic terrorists. The I think it's still the largest act of domestic terrorism in the history of the United States, killed, like 168 people, and they parked the writer truck out front of the building, which happened to be literally right next to the daycare. So like 30 young children that.

Nick VinZant 45:58

Well, they did do that. I forgot about that. There was a daycare right there. So there was two people, Timothy McVeigh in the other one, but I don't remember what his name was, Terry Nichols.

Speaker 2 46:08

And, of course, Terry Nichols, they were both residing about an hour northeast of Metro Detroit. You know, guys had to

Nick VinZant 46:17

bring Detroit into everything, right? Like, what is it with people in Michigan and Detroit that they always have to try to insert it into everything? I actually know why they try to always insert in everything, because they know it sucks. They know that it sucks, and they're always trying to, like, insert it into something in the hopes that somebody else will validate their opinion, that someone else will be like, Oh yeah, Detroit, great place. And they have to keep bringing it up and bringing it up and bringing it up and bringing it up, because eventually they just want one person to be like, Oh yeah, Detroit liked it, and nobody's ever going to do it.

Speaker 2 46:48

I want to go back to this, but I have to say another part I was going to, I was actually going to put down the city of Metro Detroit and or the city of Detroit and Metro Detroit a little bit. Okay, okay. They have started. The City of Detroit just cut the ribbons on a like, new helicopter, like touring company that's now has a wing at Detroit's airport,

Nick VinZant 47:11

shootings, like bird's eye view of the abandoned houses.

Speaker 2 47:14

Like, what are you gonna now? Don't get me wrong, Detroit does have a beautiful like, river line, or whatever you want, riverfront with, with Canada and Windsor across the way. But like, how, like, like, what you're gonna do a helicopter tour ride, like, what

Nick VinZant 47:31

the abandoned plants like? And here's where there used to be something, and now it's, oh, look, there's people. What was your point about the Oklahoma City bomb?

Speaker 2 47:41

No, well, two things, I wanted to bring it up, because I can't believe it's been 30 years, because I was also in school. Yeah, I remember, you know, them willing in the TV on the big metal, like rolling.

Nick VinZant 47:52

That was a big, you know, when the TV got rolled in, they

Speaker 2 47:55

locked down our school, which, back then they didn't, it wasn't actually a lockdown. The teacher just shut the door and was like, kids, you can't leave. You can't leave. There's something going on.

Nick VinZant 48:04

What was the point of that into like, there was a bombing in Oklahoma City, so, like, shut the school down in Detroit. Well,

Speaker 2 48:10

unfortunately, once again, I think when these things happen, everyone immediately thinks it's, you know, someone, something, an organization from the Middle East, or something, and you don't know, you know, you don't know what that's going to happen. Yeah, you don't know at that point, etcetera. But I was going to say they, I think, like, there was always this thing about they did everything right, except they did one thing wrong, which was Timothy McVeigh, the main, I guess, a person main.

Nick VinZant 48:37

He was more than, yeah, yeah. He had fake

Speaker 2 48:41

he had aliases, blah blah blah to rent the trucks and get the, get the fertilizer for the bombs, blah blah blah, but he checked into a hotel room in nearby Oklahoma City with his actual name. That's like, you

Nick VinZant 48:53

always make some little mistake, exactly like you always make some little mistake that's going to get you and

Speaker 2 48:59

that, yeah, and that's why, when you had asked about, you know, major crime, it's like even people that have committed them that think they've done everything right, there's always that one thing that you forget because it's complex, and it gets you, and it got him, and now he's dead.

Nick VinZant 49:15

So, oh, he did that. Yeah, okay, all right. Well, thanks for bringing that up. Anyways.

Speaker 2 49:20

Well, it just kind of had to go with it, like I was going to talk going to talk about the anniversary anyways, because, you know, we're an informative show. You're a history major, and I'm sure you, you know, you love history.

Nick VinZant 49:29

Do you know how some somehow I got into a drunk conversation two weeks ago about the Peloponnesian War, which is the first time I have ever actually used my history degree. That's the only time I've ever and I actually, some reason remember the Peloponnesian War. It's totally worthless, totally worthless.

Speaker 2 49:46

I feel like his role to reverse right now, and I was talking about the Peloponnesian War, you would say, Oh, great, that's so exciting. Thanks for wasting our time. Peloponnesian

Nick VinZant 49:56

War was one of the big events in ancient Greece.

Speaker 2 50:01

Uh, let's see just a couple other things here. Uh, did you know that Elton John and Madonna had some kind of feud for like, the last four decades?

Nick VinZant 50:10

No, I don't know why we care about these things. I really don't understand why people care about celebrities. And apparently that's kind of a thing that's specific with the millennial generation that millennials care a lot about celebrities, and other generations don't as much.

Speaker 2 50:27

Well, we right. We care about the celebrities, but then the generation below us care about these streamers and Twitchers and all that stuff. Oh

Nick VinZant 50:35

yeah, I could see they just they the view a different they still have the same kind of thing. It's just a package differently. That's why I don't understand people when they complain about generations. Every generation is the same. Every generation doesn't like the generation above them or the generation below them. That's just how it works.

Speaker 2 50:52

Do you how do you feel about people? Let's see, how can I phrase this? How do you feel about people that like do snow blower maintenance to put it into the garage for for seven months, like they started up and they run it for for 10 minutes. Do you do that? Do you even have a snow blower? Do you even

Nick VinZant 51:12

need a snow blower? I live in Seattle, and I before, why are you getting upset about somebody doing maintenance for the things that they bought, bought and paid for, like, Oh my God, he's starting his car and taking care of it.

Speaker 2 51:25

I've never done it. I just put my snow blower away, and then I bring it back out, and it works. First of

Nick VinZant 51:32

all, why do you have a snow blower? Why don't you be a man and go out there and shovel it, snow blower? You go get you your snow blower. Should you, baby? Hand. You'll get cold in your body. To get tired, you go inside, have your hot chocolate, get your baby, pop out on the bed or bottom snow blower. Go out there like a man. I

Speaker 2 51:50

actually do shovel. It was given to me, actually, but I do shovel. So

Nick VinZant 51:55

I would highway if somebody tried to give me a snow blower, I would take it as a personal insult. I would take it as a personal insult that someone tried to give me a snow blower. Why do I look like I don't lift

Speaker 2 52:07

one thing? I actually, I mean, you're, you're a winter guy. You like winter sports. The snow can be quite heavy, and if you get a lot of it, well,

Nick VinZant 52:16

I'm sorry. Life doesn't sorry, no, difficult when you're gone, you want

Speaker 2 52:21

to talk to me. I shovel. So I've actually been out there shoveling, and my neighbors have asked me if I wanted to use their snow blower, and I've said no. So I

Nick VinZant 52:29

wouldn't even respond, just the kind of thing that I would just give a look and they would know.

Speaker 2 52:34

Well, it kind of all went down south when you don't even have a snow blower. Because, for some reason, and maybe I'm in the minority here. I figured, Seattle gets snow.

Nick VinZant 52:43

Seattle does rarely get snow. Seattle is a massive misconception. There are more misconceptions about Seattle than I really have ever heard about any other city that I've lived in. There's very low crime, there's not really that much rain, there's hardly any snow. We just tell people that so they don't come

Unknown Speaker 53:04

you know what? I don't good.

Speaker 2 53:07

Let's see. So Easter's coming up. At what age is it unacceptable to get an Easter basket? Oh,

Nick VinZant 53:16

I mean, I think once you get into the teens, you kind of gotta stop. Once you get into the teens, you gotta stop getting an Easter basket. You gotta stop trick or treating like Easter basket probably 10. You can go trick or treating until you hit 13, but like, I don't know, I would What did you stop believing in first Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny,

Speaker 2 53:42

probably the Easter Bunny. I don't even remember that revelation. I remember when I found out Santa wasn't real, for some reason that's burned into my memory. Thanks, Mom and Dad. But

Nick VinZant 53:50

oh, is that when you saw your mom and dad having sex with each other?

John Shull 53:54

Nope, nope. That was not during Christmas. I don't think, Well, I'm just, I'm just getting out of here.

Unknown Speaker 54:07

Man,

Nick VinZant 54:10

God, love to bring that up. God, that'd be so awkward. How old man, you saw it? I don't I we've talked about this. I know how old you are. Just tell me, get it over with. I

Speaker 2 54:19

don't know. I don't remember that six, seven or eight. I was old enough to remember, but young enough to still be kind of stupid to it, I guess.

Nick VinZant 54:27

Oh yeah. You were just like, What are they doing? You're wrestling. That's so I don't even want to think about, yeah,

Speaker 1 54:31

dude, no, um, where was I? God

Nick VinZant 54:35

damn it. You were thinking about your mom and dad and having sex. No,

Speaker 2 54:39

I wasn't something about Easter but I don't even want, I don't even want to talk about eating things right now, let's see. Do you have a favorite, favorite Easter candy, chocolate?

Nick VinZant 54:51

Oh, yeah, the Cadbury eggs. Man, the Cadbury eggs are by far the best Easter candy that you can get. I love those things. I. I love Easter. I'm not religious at all. I like, I'm not religious in any way, but I love Easter, like, I'll hide easter eggs. My kids go and look for them. Have I been to church? Not in the last 25 years, but I'll hide some Easter eggs. And just like, it's easier by me,

Speaker 2 55:13

honest to God, I have no idea how I'm gonna get through this episode without thinking about what your parents having sex? Yeah, thank you. Just keep just keep it on coming.

Nick VinZant 55:24

Yeah, your dad was,

John Shull 55:32

I apologize for everybody out there.

Nick VinZant 55:37

God, dang it, man, that's terrible. It is kind of crazy to think that you essentially came out of, like, somebody's like, you came out of your dad's Wiener, right? Like, if you think about that, that's ridiculous. Like, where'd you come from? I want

Speaker 2 55:57

everyone to stop and think about that right now. You everyone that's that's watching or listening this? You came out of your

Nick VinZant 56:04

dad's. You came out and party. You came out of your dad. It's true, right? It's true. That's just the facts of biology. Man, get over

John Shull 56:11

it. It's all right.

Unknown Speaker 56:14

I

Speaker 2 56:17

All right. Coming back here. Um, when did you stop believing in Santa or the Easter Bunny? I don't actually remember

Nick VinZant 56:23

any kind of like moment or something like that. I didn't have like, a moment of realization for either of those. I just remember one time seeing, like, my dad out there pissed off because he's hiding easter eggs and like he was really phoning it in. I think he just dumped him on the ground in a pile. Like, I'm going to die. Like, that's, I think, right. Like, that's the old man VinZant style, done with this. We were at, I don't remember Santa Claus though. We

Speaker 2 56:51

were at an Easter egg hunt last weekend, and this Easter Bunny guy shows up as the Easter Bunny, and he does his thing, and then he disappears. And you know, you're talking to some people, we go to walk back to the parking lot, and here's this, here's this guy comes out of the bathroom, like a community bathroom, with the head off, oh, cigarette out in his mouth. He takes a big, big puff of his Dart, throws the Dart to the ground and puts the head back on. God,

Nick VinZant 57:23

that's amazing. Do you imagine if you were a kid seeing that, like, it's the extra bunny. Where you want kid I'm on my break pretty much. I mean, their cigarette, like, flicks the ash or the cigarette out on there. Yeah, it was kind

Speaker 2 57:38

of like, you know, like watching AMC during the holidays, during Christmas, and bad Santa comes on, and you have to explain to your kid, like, why that's watching

Nick VinZant 57:48

Bad Santa. Just turn off the you don't have to, you know, I don't know if you know this, but if, like, a movie is on, or a TV show is on, you can, you can change the channel.

Speaker 2 57:58

I don't know if you know this, but I hate you. All right, that's pretty much all I had. Man,

Nick VinZant 58:06

okay, your dad was giving your mom all she could have.

John Shull 58:21

That's, that's why I have childhood trauma. That is

Nick VinZant 58:24

that would be horrific. I wouldn't want to see that. I wouldn't want to see that in any way. Not a, not a good thing. No, it's not. Let me try to see move something here. Okay, alright. Are you ready for top five? Unfortunately,

Speaker 2 58:36

I really just want to be done with this episode of talking to you. Okay, all right. Well,

Nick VinZant 58:42

don't you try them somehow. So our top five is top five stores we like to wander around in, okay, like that. What did you do? Well,

Speaker 2 58:51

you Well, I mean, it's the same thing. You had messaged me in stores you don't mind going to,

Nick VinZant 58:56

oh, okay, I feel like, all right, top five stores. You don't mind going to like, Oh, I'll go to that store. Yeah, I'll check that out. Yeah, number one, our number five. Sorry, uh, so

John Shull 59:08

my number five is Hobby Lobby.

Nick VinZant 59:14

My God, you are such a pansy. What are you doing in Hobby Lobby?

Speaker 1 59:18

Why is that so funny? Because you're a grown man,

Nick VinZant 59:21

like hot okay, if I was to die and go to Hell, two of the worst places that I could possibly be sent would be Hobby Lobby and Joanne's Fabrics. When I go into like a hobby lobby or a Joanne's Fabrics, I feel physically sick, like it physically makes me sick to go into that type of store like it to me, it's just all crap. What is all this crap?

Speaker 2 59:50

Yeah, I mean, it is crap, but I don't, I don't mind, you know, getting lost in it. Sometimes you find some deals. Sometimes you're like, Oh, that looks all right. Like, I don't know. I don't mind it. I. That's what this top five list is. I don't mind going to Hobby Lobby. Every now and again,

Nick VinZant 1:00:04

you get some nice yarn. Oh, look at these crochet look at these doilies.

Speaker 2 1:00:10

They like. My hobby lobby does have some locally sourced candles, which is nice. So

Nick VinZant 1:00:19

my number five is a car dealership. I don't mind looking around a car dealership, especially because there's not really any pressure that I'm suddenly just going to buy a car like you're not just going to convince me into buying a car for no reason.

Speaker 2 1:00:31

Yeah, no, no, I can't any place where they have open air salesmen and listen, I get I get it. I'm not putting anyone down, because that's what you have to do in a car dealership to sell cars, but I don't want to be bothered. Like, I don't want to be I don't want to be looking in the lot and have three different people come up to me, like, if I if I want to buy something, or I have questions, I'll come see you. I

Nick VinZant 1:00:54

feel the same way. If I have a question, I'll come to you. You don't need to come to me about anything.

Speaker 2 1:00:59

Yeah, like, it's the same thing, like in Best Buy. Now, when you walk in and they have like, you know, six or seven different vendors trying to sell you something like that, makes me just want to leave.

Nick VinZant 1:01:09

Did you ever play Bucha tag as a kid?

Speaker 2 1:01:12

No, but that sounds terrible. There used to be this store,

Nick VinZant 1:01:16

I think it still exists in the mall, called the buckle. And you would like, walk in and see how far into it you could get before somebody asked you a question. And like, I don't think anybody ever made it to the wall. Like, there's no way you would get into the back of that store without somebody. They were like, they would descend on you, like, the Huns, ooh, you should agree, right

Speaker 2 1:01:33

there. So my, my number four, actually, kind of along those lines, is Costco. Like, I don't mind. I don't like going to Costco. I don't like the parking I don't like how it's always busy. I don't like how there's five or six people that want to sell you something or have you sign up for a membership. But God dang it, they have great deals, or you think they're deals and their food is fantastic,

Nick VinZant 1:01:55

hm, I think that's ridiculous. Place to Costco. I'll get into that a little bit later, but I think that's offensive, and I almost decided to cancel this whole

Unknown Speaker 1:02:07

show after eight years, that that's the that's the

Nick VinZant 1:02:09

sense of that's the straw. Don't you ever besmirch Costco in my presence, putting it in number four is a besmirchment of Costco. My number four is a map store. There's this place here in Seattle that has all these maps, and I would go into that store anytime, any day. It's incredible, like just seeing all these maps at different places.

Unknown Speaker 1:02:31

Cool. It's actually pretty cool.

Nick VinZant 1:02:34

All right, don't forget, you saw your mom and dad having sex. Let's not forget about that. Oh, God, where would that be on the map store? If I was to draw a diagram in your house where you grew up, where your mom and dad were having sex, where would that be you? I better showed you a map of where that happened.

Unknown Speaker 1:02:55

Look, I have nothing. I don't even like. There's nothing you can say, Yeah, they're

John Shull 1:02:59

really except.

Speaker 1 1:03:03

Yep, just get it out. Just do it really big, give it to me. Okay, well, what did my mom get? Okay,

Nick VinZant 1:03:11

my number three started out being your dad, and then I switched to your mom later, and it didn't work out.

Speaker 2 1:03:16

My number three is like any kind of really expensive furniture store where you know, like, you're not going to buy anything like a like a Pottery Barn, or like a pier one or something.

Nick VinZant 1:03:29

You are a 70 year old woman. You are a 70 year old woman. These

Speaker 2 1:03:35

are stores I don't like. I don't mind going into. It's not just walking around

Nick VinZant 1:03:38

looking couches like, whoo. Hoo. Look at that night stand.

Speaker 2 1:03:43

I'm a married man. Like, what? I don't know what you like, wow. Do you see these

Nick VinZant 1:03:47

serving trays? Is that, uh, ottoman?

John Shull 1:03:53

I don't understand why

Nick VinZant 1:03:56

I'm fine. Like, what piece of furniture are you really looking at? Like, wow. Look at that. Like, what's when you go into the furniture store, what furniture are you first looking at? Like, ooh, honey. You know, I'm gonna be checking out the couches while we're here. I mean,

Speaker 2 1:04:10

I'm always looking for like, a good desk or something, you know, like a good like study area, for what, number three for

Nick VinZant 1:04:19

what? What are you doing? You just have a dick. What's

Speaker 2 1:04:23

your number three? A bookstore? I don't even understand why that's on your list. Bookstores are fantastic.

Nick VinZant 1:04:32

Oh, yeah, what? What do you mean why it's on my list? Like, bookstores are fantastic. Like that.

Speaker 2 1:04:36

You don't want that. You don't mind going to, that shouldn't be a don't mind going to store.

Nick VinZant 1:04:40

Oh, you're saying want to go. Oh, yeah. Like, that's okay, yeah, that yeah, bookstores are a bookstore, fantastic. I generally walk out of a bookstore, though, for every three times, I only actually walk out with a book once, for every three times I go to a bookstore. Otherwise, I just decide, like, woman, start reading. Uh,

Speaker 2 1:05:02

just to give you an update, I am now up to 14 books on the year so far, and not one of them is about submarines. So

Nick VinZant 1:05:08

it's pretty sad, when you think about it, that your wife is at 100 books and you're at 14 books.

Speaker 2 1:05:13

Well, you know, we read at a different pace. So

Unknown Speaker 1:05:16

don't the cat.

Nick VinZant 1:05:19

Don't weigh fine. To the store. I'm just glad you

Speaker 2 1:05:24

didn't make another sex joke about pace or anything. You really blew it there. My number two

Nick VinZant 1:05:29

was but when you saw your parents having sex, were they slowly, passionately making love, or was he like, giving it to her?

Speaker 2 1:05:34

My number two is fast food. Fast food restaurants?

Unknown Speaker 1:05:41

What? Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 1:05:43

I have anxiety. I don't like going like, I don't like, I told the story like, a month ago where I literally left a McDonald's because I didn't know how to operate the the kiosk.

Nick VinZant 1:05:53

I don't, I don't under. I feel like this statement by you just threw in to question your whole understanding of this topic. Like, what do you mean? You'd like to just wander around a fast food restaurant?

Speaker 2 1:06:05

I don't know. No, no, no, it was, don't mind going to like, I so I took it as, like, you know,

Nick VinZant 1:06:12

oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 1:06:16

I don't really enjoy the interaction of, like, having to order, you know? I don't, I don't like, you know, then you have to wait. And then, if you sit there, you know, if there's play places at some of these things, like, I just don't, okay, I'm picking up. I put down. I don't mind it, but I don't, you know, I don't want to make it a regular habit either.

Nick VinZant 1:06:35

Oh, I think the different, the difference between us, is that when I think of, don't mind going to someplace that's to me, almost like, liking going there. Like, oh, I'll go there. There's not a single store that I would say I want to go to. There's no store that I would ever be like, oh, I want to go to there. But like, I don't mind going to some of these places. My Are we a number two? Yeah, my number two is a sporting goods store. I like to see all this stuff that they got, even for sports I don't play, like, yeah. I

Speaker 2 1:07:05

mean, it's, I just, I look at the prices of everything now, and I'm like, oh,

Nick VinZant 1:07:11

that's gonna be worse. That's good,

John Shull 1:07:13

yeah. Well, no, everything is good.

Nick VinZant 1:07:15

Are you? Are you preparing for the end of the like, are you preparing like, we're about to go way downhill.

Speaker 2 1:07:23

I mean, without getting into politics, yeah, yes, I will just answer your question, yes, yes.

Nick VinZant 1:07:29

Oh yeah. Like, I'm mentally preparing for a rough ride I

Speaker 2 1:07:33

have and listen, I this is gonna sound really deep end, and I'm sorry for you, those of you listening, but I was at the grocery store the other day, and I'm like, man, if things get so bad and like, like, strawberries at most grocery stores here are already, like, five bucks for like a pound, I'm like, Man, I'm I'm not buying them now. I'm not gonna buy them if they go, you know, up to eight, nine bucks, I mean.

Nick VinZant 1:07:59

But will you pay more prices? Will you pay higher prices for something or, like, Will you just stop buying it? Because for me, just to kind of echo on the strawberries point, I won't pay more than 250 for a carton of strawberries, and I just won't, and like, I probably haven't had them in a year and a half, because I'm not, I'm not going to pay more than that for that, like that, once it hits, things hit a certain price. For me, I'm not buying it anymore.

Speaker 2 1:08:23

Uh, you know, actually, the wife and I have decided that this year, and it's not necessarily just because of this administration, and we probably should have been doing this since, since, really, we met, we're going to plant strawberries and berries and, like, we're going to grow them ourselves. Mm,

Nick VinZant 1:08:38

yes, actually, I've done that before I moved into a house, or I bought a house that they had, like, a little planting thing outside, and they had strawberries, and I actually, like, grew a bunch of strawberries. And it's kind of crazy when you grow something, like, how much there really is? Like, Oh, that's a lot,

Speaker 2 1:08:53

yeah, yeah, but, and, yeah, it's, and it's, it's obviously not hard, and it's usually a hell of a lot cheaper than buying every week.

Nick VinZant 1:09:03

I can't keep talking to you about this. You really are

John Shull 1:09:08

wait for my number one. You're gonna love this.

Nick VinZant 1:09:10

I'm gonna get upset. What's your number one?

Unknown Speaker 1:09:15

Garden centers,

Nick VinZant 1:09:21

like what?

Speaker 2 1:09:23

Yeah. I mean, that's what happened, just like you said, hours from seeing

Nick VinZant 1:09:27

your parents having sex,

Speaker 2 1:09:28

nope, nope, that left me needing to go to an what are they? Ophthalmologists? They get my eyes fixed. But

Nick VinZant 1:09:37

here we go. I don't know. I'm optometrist. Optometrist, yeah, just, I don't know what the difference between an ophthalmologist and an up there. I don't I'm not getting into this with you. Okay, so you go to garden centers. Is there? Like, are you looking at trees? You looking at bushes, you looking at flowers?

Speaker 2 1:09:54

Well, I'm always looking at Never mind. Dad was, Oh, God. Yeah, can I I just want to, like, fade off here and just keep going and not come back? Yeah? Everything, man, everything. We actually have a couple of really nice ones around here in Metro Detroit too, that do like events, and it's more than just a garden center experience, like they have animals and bees like, and some of them have aviaries. It's good. Wow. What's your number one?

Nick VinZant 1:10:30

Then Costco, baby. I will go to Costco at any time. I will go to Costco at any time. I don't care how busy it is, I don't care what day of the week it is, I don't care if it's on a Sunday morning, I will go to Costco at any time, and I will get the giant Sunday that they have for 299, actually, and I will not feel bad about it for

Speaker 2 1:10:53

a second. I think we've done this before, but we really should revisit top five Costco foods.

Nick VinZant 1:10:58

Oh, okay, I'll do that. Don't. Don't threaten me with a good time.

Speaker 2 1:11:03

Tell you right now the the hot dog is going to be high on my list. Don't, don't, don't. I have nothing on my arrow mentioned. We should just end this episode now and just move on.

Nick VinZant 1:11:16

Okay, so did you see his wiener? Okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps out the show and let us know what you think are the best stores to just wander around in. You don't want to go there, but if you find yourself there, who's not the worst?

Technosexuals Mandroid Exotica and Robo Grrl

From Robots and Androids to Planes and Phones, Technosexuals are attracted to technology. We talk technosexuality, robot lovers and more with Technosexuals, Mandroid Exotica and Robo Grrl. Then, it’s towels and books vs. t-shirts and pictures as we countdown the Top 5 Hardest Things to Get Rid Of.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode techno sexuality and things you just can't get rid of.

Mandroid Exotica 0:23

Honestly, I'm going to say far back is happening. Like I'm talking four years old. There was an episode of Dennis, the menace that I was fascinated, absolutely fascinated.

Robo Grrl 0:35

Every time I get accustomed, they each want their own thing. I think in general, glitching is a big part of

Mandroid Exotica 0:46

it. There was someone in my Discord who was really attracted to airplanes.

Nick VinZant 0:53

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guests. This is Robo girl and Mandroid Exotica. They live a techno sexual lifestyle. What is a techno sexual so

Robo Grrl 1:15

techno sexual is someone who is sexually aroused by robots, technology, technological approaches to having sex.

Mandroid Exotica 1:27

For me, it's more leans towards androids. That means robots that actually look human and have just basically it's more of a roboticness to them. It's an uncanniness that's what works for me.

Nick VinZant 1:43

Was this something you just realized one day, or did this kind of develop

Robo Grrl 1:48

for me? It was like, I developed my skills in robotic movement over time, but then falling into the Fetish was like, literally, one day, someone DM me on Instagram, and was like, Have you heard of this thing called asfr? And I was, I was curious, started looking it up, and then just started making content.

Speaker 1 2:13

Asfr stands for what all sex fetish

Robo Grrl 2:16

robot, and that's my specific fetish that I make content for.

Nick VinZant 2:22

So for yourself, like in Android, when did you kind of realize that this was your jam? So to speak,

Mandroid Exotica 2:29

honestly, I'm going to say far back as like, I'm talking four years old. There was an episode of Dennis, the menace, that I was fascinated, absolutely fascinated by there was an Android that one of his friends made. But then I don't know what age it was. I was probably 14 when I realized it was sexual. And then I'm 16, I saw the movie virtuosity, and the Android bartender was the first time that it got me.

Speaker 1 3:09

So I guess you know, what is it about it,

Nick VinZant 3:14

right? Like, what is it about a robot that is sexually arousing, or technology that is sexual, sexually arousing to you.

Mandroid Exotica 3:22

For me is it's the the thought of control. There's there's one aspect of it, there's the non judgmental factor of it, where you feel like you can do anything and not be judged about and it's the the uh, it's the the motion of it, like the robot, the uncanniness of a person who's moving robotically, or the idea of that there's, there's machinery under someone's skin, and it's just, you know, this is all a ruse to fool you into thinking it's a person. So yeah, and I hate to say the word, I don't like using the word mindless, but I really can't really like get the word other than I can't think of another word, but it's the mindlessness of them where, like, I, you know, some people like conscious robots. I'm not one. So, you know, I like program personality, but I don't like actual personality, if that makes sense, like if it's a person. I mean, if a robot has consciousness, it might as well be a person. That's what I guess I'm trying to say, and it doesn't work. So, like,

Robo Grrl 4:50

I definitely agree with the uncanny valley kind of effect. There's sort of like, that jump that, that gap between reality. T and fantasy, and the way that your brain is constantly trying to make sense of things, and it doesn't like that sort of gap is, like, very attractive. And like, I, you know, having, like, a sort of, like, dead, dead eye kind of thing where you're off, but you're on.

Mandroid Exotica 5:21

You're not particularly looking at anything. It's just right.

Robo Grrl 5:25

Your eyes are just working. Oh, don't

Mandroid Exotica 5:28

forget, Robo girl, that malfunctioning is a huge malfunctioning

Robo Grrl 5:32

glitching, which, like I it can be a mix of verbal glitching, like stuttering or like movement stuttering or misunderstanding, uh, direction. That's a that's definitely a big thing. Um, also being destroyed, either partially or fully. I

Nick VinZant 5:53

mean, the how does this like work in a relationship? Does it work in relationships?

Mandroid Exotica 5:59

For me, it doesn't. So I'm still single. More or less. I'm not going to say I'm a virgin because I had sex, but, like, not good sex, if that makes sense,

Nick VinZant 6:12

not the kind of thing that gets you going, Yeah, that

Mandroid Exotica 6:15

gets me, like, turned on and going. I'm always just speaking. So it just, but anyway,

Robo Grrl 6:25

I got you

Mandroid Exotica 6:26

but for sexy, there are people that are in relationships with someone who is, I guess you would say, a sub and a DOM. The DOM usually has the control over the robot. Now I know someone who wants a DOM robot who wants to be able to control him but also have them dominate, which is, it's wild to think. I don't know how you're going to be able to get that, but, you know, fingers crossed. But yeah,

Unknown Speaker 6:58

that's what I was going to say. Is

Nick VinZant 6:59

like, because we've interviewed people from all kinds of lifestyles, and this one jumps out at me is like, oh, but how does that work in real life?

Robo Grrl 7:05

You know, I never find a shortage of people who want to be an actor in it. They like, think it's so interesting and fun and and sort of like this way to make a sexual scene without even being sexual. You know, once you as, as specific as people are with their what they're attracted to in this fetish, it can also be combined with anything, you know, like, like the giant test fetish. It could be like a robot giant or a robot dominatrix, or a robot Vin DOM or robot terminatrix, like you look at robot in front of anything, and it can be part of the fetish, so yeah, and

Mandroid Exotica 7:43

some people actually can have someone acting completely human, and all it is is they just say that they're a robot, and that's enough. And you know, that's not for me, but you know that is definitely something that someone could get turned on by, just like, you know, I have circuitry inside me and this that the other just, that's dirty

Robo Grrl 8:07

talk. It is. There's like, a lot of like, like, sci fi babble, or techno babble is sort of the term for

Unknown Speaker 8:16

it. Can you give me, like, an example? Like, I don't know how

Mandroid Exotica 8:19

I can give you an example. I had an ex boyfriend who would act it out every once in a while. So like, you know, it's, I have a scenario. I actually drew a little comic of it where I think you've seen it, right, Robo girl, but yes, come home and he's, he's there washing the dishes. He's like, he's kind of uncanny, and he's, you know, stilted in the way that he moves. And, you know, it's just like a hell of money. And I push a button in, well, can I say these things

Speaker 2 8:55

you already started? Might as well finish. He might as well just keep going, man,

Mandroid Exotica 9:02

well, I push a button in his anal port, let's just say that, and he switches over to sex mode. And then, you know, he's really just kind of an empty and he, he just stiffens up and basically turns into a sex doll,

Nick VinZant 9:19

whatever, whatever you want to do, man, do what you want to do. Right? Like, do what you want to do. Is there a stigma to it, though, right? Like, do people within the lifestyle, like, do they give me some leeway in the words, right? Because I don't know how to say this without just saying this, do people even in the lifestyle? Do they like, Oh, this is kind of weird. I think you know what I mean. In this, this, is there a stigma to it? Any people even in like, Oh, why? Why is this? Why is this? My thing?

Mandroid Exotica 9:51

I mean, I'll say this. I've asked myself that plenty of times. So you know, there's been times where it's like regular sense of you. Preferred, I would prefer to just be attracted to, if I'm going to be gay, be attracted to men, and that's it, you know, but that I have come to grips, or come to Yeah, grips with it, terms whatever, yeah, come to terms that this is who I am. So it's just kind of, I have to let it be what it is. I can't do anything about it. And it's not like, it's dangerous. So, yeah, do people get like, weirded out by it absolutely, like, that's outside of this the community, especially if you just tell somebody that you're into robots, they're totally confused. And then if you try to clarify, they think it's like, scary murder stuff, and it's like, I'm not trying to actually dig into your circuitry and break you. You know what I mean? Like,

Robo Grrl 10:59

I've, like, had the totally opposite experience, but, you know, being of love on everybody wants a fan bot. Like, it's, yeah, it's, I feel like the idea, and you see it more in pop culture, which you know could speak to just the overall patriarchy of having this mindless, obedient woman in your house doing as you believe. But that image is more common than seeing a Mandroid. I mean, the last time I really saw when I want to say in pop culture was this, like, amazing Michael B Jordan commercial. I think it's for Alexa. Yes. Okay, and, and that's like, what I when I'm trying to explain this fetish to people who've never seen it before, that's like, literally, what I show them, like, it's sort of like this. That's what I

Nick VinZant 11:49

was gonna say, is like, right? Okay, so how common is it? But you kind of it sounds like it's not, it's not super common.

Mandroid Exotica 11:55

Well, I say in the fin bot world, I feel like it's really common, but I don't think it's a known fetish. I think people think it's just, oh, it's just hot, yeah. But you know, when you see a man in that role, people are totally confused. And so you see that in commonly in women, but if you see a male one, it's very rare. And I can, I can give you a good example. The Stepford Wives is always subservient women, but they made a movie called The Stepford husbands. The Stepford husbands is not robots at all. It's just guys who have been brainwashed, and it's like, well, that's not the same. So, you know she, you know he's taking pills every night to be subservient. It was like, you couldn't have, you know, gone the same way. Are

Nick VinZant 12:56

you ready for some harder slash? Listener, submitted questions.

Robo Grrl 13:00

Oh, listen. Submitted question. I didn't know submitted questions best

Nick VinZant 13:04

techno sexual movie, like a movie that people were like, oh, that's I didn't know that about myself until I saw that movie.

Mandroid Exotica 13:12

I would say for me, people generally go for the not quite human trilogy.

Robo Grrl 13:21

Oh, yeah, not

Mandroid Exotica 13:23

quite human. One featured a male Android. Of course, all of them feature that statement. But the second one features a male and a feed, and then the second the third one features what random. So just, I would say that that is but I would say, as a millennial, that's probably what it did. But the one that stood out for me the most was probably the virtuosity robot. These days, this year, I would say, companions. One of my favorites are there

Nick VinZant 13:59

aspects of the lifestyle, where somebody might be attracted to inanimate objects, like the new iPhone, is just ooh, that is

Robo Grrl 14:09

I've done. I heard of a lady who has this for real. She was like on TV, or she's attracted to roller coasters.

Mandroid Exotica 14:17

I saw the guy that was that was sexually attracted to his car, and the car, quote, unquote, died, and so he kept the hood to it that. But I don't know. I wouldn't categorize that in techno sexuality, but maybe it is. It's somewhere in there. And I just don't know, there was someone in my Discord who was really attracted to airplanes. And, I mean, I couldn't relate to it, so I didn't really have anything to say when he would say things about it. And eventually he left, because no one had that, that too. So, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 14:58

that's got, like, I don't just know. What's,

Nick VinZant 15:00

I don't know what to say to you. Like, look at the new, look at the new Boeing, 737, like

Unknown Speaker 15:06

school,

Mandroid Exotica 15:10

but, I mean, it's technology, so techno sexually, like I said, it's inspection. So there's somebody out there. It's just not us.

Unknown Speaker 15:18

Um, that's

Nick VinZant 15:19

pretty much all the questions we guys, or anything else you think that we missed, or anything you'd like to add,

Mandroid Exotica 15:25

well, I would say, Well, the way that we get content is a big one for us. Getting content is hard. Obviously, I spend major hours, uh, surfing the net, trying to find out scenes, movies. I'm gonna tell you this, right? Uh, I've told this to plenty of people who send me things. If you send it to me, more often than not, I've already seen it. I'm gonna say 90% 96% of the time I've already seen that's how bad it is for

Robo Grrl 16:07

me. Got it down? Bad. You down. Bad. You don't

Mandroid Exotica 16:10

even know it's crazy. Sometimes I do think about that and I'm like, Man, I need to see somebody.

Speaker 1 16:19

There's not specific, like pornography for it for

Mandroid Exotica 16:23

females, absolutely, yeah, but male stuff is very rare, and actually, that's how I ended up starting Mandarin Exotica. I started trying to make my own Robo girl.

Nick VinZant 16:36

What would you say is your most frequent request?

Robo Grrl 16:39

Every time I get a custom they each want their own thing. I think in general, glitching is a big part of it. So I usually get some kind of request for glitch act, actually acting robotic, like no vocal tone, like really being an object and play and just playing that to the best of my ability, those, those are the my two most common, I would say, like they're common. It don't matter what kind of thing I'm getting asked to do, I

Nick VinZant 17:20

want to thank Mandroid and Robo girls so much for joining us. If you want to connect with them, we have linked to them on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on Tiktok, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included their information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version will be live on April 10, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shull and get to the pointless part of the show. How would do you think most people would describe you weird, normal or cool?

John Shull 18:00

Normal? Probably,

Nick VinZant 18:03

hmm, which one of those do you feel like you lean to though Pro,

John Shull 18:07

I mean, probably towards the cooler side. I think it's

Nick VinZant 18:11

pretty hard to say that when you have Spice Girls album behind you,

John Shull 18:14

maybe that makes me featured Alex. I'm i It's up there because my daughters wanted to be on display like that maybe makes me cool in some people's eyes, because I'm a good dad,

Nick VinZant 18:27

I would say, I mean, definitely in the grand scheme of things, like in the grand scheme of things, I'm a normal person in the groups of people that I, net generally run with, though, I would say I'm more towards the quirky or weird side.

John Shull 18:48

I mean, like, personally, yes, of course, I'm weird. And I, you know, we've, we've talked about it on this podcast. Like, you know, I do, I do, like, table top gaming, and, you know, and, blah, blah, blah. Like, does that make me weird? Like, it's not like, I'm in my basement torturing ferrets. You know what I mean? Like, which some people do. Like, that's weird. I

Nick VinZant 19:07

really love flavored drinks. I don't think that there's anything that I really enjoy more than flavored drinks. I will basically do anything I can to avoid drinking water. I have to be incredibly thirsty before I'll actually just drink plain water. I mean,

John Shull 19:24

I have one of those water bottles with the, you know, the leaders on it, or whatever the the outside, one

Nick VinZant 19:30

of those people like you type like a race. I definitely,

John Shull 19:33

as I get older, that you like hydration is important, like,

Unknown Speaker 19:39

but this is, I

Nick VinZant 19:40

think this is a scam. I think this whole thing is a scam. This whole hydration thing is a scam. Because, like, when we were growing up, nobody hydration wasn't important at all. Like, nobody mentioned the idea of drinking water. Water was something that you water was something that you drank, like, every three days when I. Was growing up. Like, every three days somebody like, the solution for everything wasn't to drink water, and now the solution for everything is to drink water. Like, hey, my leg is falling off because I got in a car accident. How's your hydration? You gotta hydrate.

John Shull 20:17

It's, I think, like anything through time, we've learned, you know, we've learned things science, science has proven things, and I think it's proven that if you're hydrated, that could mean a lot of good things for you. I'm just saying

Nick VinZant 20:30

it was a big it wasn't a big deal when we were young, hydration, what's the guy?

John Shull 20:34

I just don't think it was on the forefront. Like, what was big when we were young, people still thought smoking was okay. Like, actual cigarettes.

Nick VinZant 20:42

Oh, I remember people smoking in the house. I remember, like, people smoking in the house.

John Shull 20:48

God, love it. My my own father still smokes in his house. Oh, yeah.

Nick VinZant 20:51

I mean, that's one of those things. Like, you shouldn't do that. You really like, I don't think that people who are much younger than us, people who are in their 20s, probably don't realize how prevalent smoking was, like, that's something that really phased out, really phased out.

John Shull 21:11

I will say this, that one of our one of our favorite bars in Orlando, was a basement bar, or at least one of my favorite

Speaker 1 21:18

bars, tangerines, baby, who I told my wife I loved her.

John Shull 21:21

I don't even know if, oh, really, that's yeah, probably for every that doesn't matter. I just don't think I, you know, thinking back on it, you walk down there in a cloud of smoke, you spend hours of other people smoking, you know, and if you didn't have them yourself, and then you went home and it just, yeah, it was a great time. But at the same time, I'm alright with cigarettes being banned in bars and whatnot.

Nick VinZant 21:47

Yeah? I mean, that's probably an overall, generally a good thing, okay, but that,

John Shull 21:51

that's the water thing. Like we learn, and I think we've learned throughout the years that having hydration is important.

Nick VinZant 21:59

Oh, so this is pretty this is pretty evenly split. Honestly, I polled the audience, 38% of people would describe themselves as weird. 25% would describe themselves as cool, and 38% would describe themselves as normal. I think by the fact that people are voting to describe themselves as cool, that's a little weird, so automatically they get pushed into the weird category. So most people are weird, but I would rather, much rather deal with like weird people than normal people. I got no problem with weird people. Gonna

John Shull 22:32

start the shout outs with a couple of jacks here. Jack Evans, Jack Shanahan, Ivana McFarlane, Casey Sutherland, Brendan O'Leary. I always feel like when you see an O apostrophe last name, just that just puts them in two different category for me, Ayanna Adcock, Isabella Isabel. I don't know if that's an actual name, but wait, their name is Isabella Isabel. Yeah, that would be a little little weird, but whatever you the YouTube never lies. Mike McCabe,

Unknown Speaker 23:08

Dave,

John Shull 23:12

where was I? Dave Martinez, Jacob hertz, Naz Keaney and Jude Grayson. That was

Nick VinZant 23:18

like 30 people.

John Shull 23:20

No, that was 10. That

Nick VinZant 23:22

was seemed like a lot more than 10. I'm working on

John Shull 23:26

not being weird and just evening things out, you know, slowing down the way I talk.

Speaker 1 23:31

Okay, how's that going for you? It's very it's very good. It's very great. All right,

John Shull 23:38

would you say speaking is difficult for

Nick VinZant 23:40

you? No, no, that's actually for me, something that I've fairly good at is communicating succinctly and effectively.

Mandroid Exotica 23:50

Sure are you? Yep,

John Shull 23:53

uh, let's see, do you watch White Lotus?

Nick VinZant 23:56

I usually do. I don't. Okay. Let me ask you if this, if you think this is odd, I will watch 30 to 40, sometimes even 70% of a TV series and then just stop watching it like the penguin, which I thought was incredible. It was amazing like Colin Farrell should be nominated for Oscar, Oscar of the world right after I said, I right after I said, I have a gift for speaking effectively and clearly.

John Shull 24:26

Oscar of the world. Yeah, Oscar of the world,

Nick VinZant 24:29

all I've probably watched, let's say there's eight episodes. I don't know how many there actually is. I think I watched six of them, and then just stop watching it. I watched all of Breaking Bad, except for the last five episodes. I never watched the end of Breaking Bad, and watched it all the way up to the fifth season, and then never watched it again.

John Shull 24:50

I mean, it makes i i don't even know what to say, but like, why would you put in the the commitment to not see it through? I was done. That was done. I.

Unknown Speaker 25:01

But

John Shull 25:02

why? There's why,

Nick VinZant 25:04

why I watched five and a half seasons of Breaking Bad and then I just was done. I never watched the end of it, like I couldn't handle it. And I just have no desire to watch it again at all. I have no desire to finish the season the series.

John Shull 25:17

Sounds like you have a problem finishing things.

Nick VinZant 25:20

I mean, I do have two children, so obviously not,

John Shull 25:24

well, two out of how many other times? I mean, that's not a great ratio. Oh,

Nick VinZant 25:28

yeah. Listen, we only caught. Listen, you only need to succeed a couple of times. Okay.

John Shull 25:34

I mean, you're, I have two children as well that I think are mine, so I understand what you're saying. Uh, speak, I'm not decent people, and I really don't want to spend a lot of time on this. Lot of time on this, but I did feel like this was worth the reaction from you. Russell Brand,

Nick VinZant 25:49

oh, that's just one of those people that, like, Yep, I'm not surprised. Yeah,

John Shull 25:52

right. Like, yeah, surprised me. And if you're, if you're not aware out there, he was slapped with, I don't know, I don't know how many, I think at least double digit rape and sexual assault allegations, which, once again, not anything proven yet. But, you know, I think if you just know anything of him, you're kind of like, yeah, it's probably some of it's probably a little true,

Nick VinZant 26:13

yeah. I mean, you saw that coming. As soon as people kind of make that turn where they start to really buy into either a political or a social agenda, like, here it comes, and here it comes right? Like, because I think you kind of lose your mind a little bit in order to make a big turn like that, whichever direction you turn. And then that comes along with other consequences as well. Like, people don't make big changes like that and just only change in one area, like, no, they kind of go south in all kinds of areas at the same time. Well,

John Shull 26:44

then it got me thinking someone that I haven't thought of in a while. I'm like, I wonder what did he's doing now? Because got God dang right. I mean, you want to talk about somebody and his crimes are super serious, so I don't want to, like, laugh, and people out there think I'm not being serious. But, you know, you think of a guy that was on top of the world, and it's like, now noone, like, noone even he's gone. And everyone's like, okay, he's gone. Who cares? Like,

Nick VinZant 27:09

I just fascinated by, like, how people make that mistake, you know, like, how can you make this such a huge, obvious mistake that throws all of this away?

John Shull 27:22

You know? Well, I think it is. I think in his case, it wasn't just a mistake, it was mistakes.

Nick VinZant 27:28

Yeah, like, how do you keep doing that? Like, wow, I probably shouldn't be doing this highly illegal thing when I'm a very public figure and have a lot to lose.

John Shull 27:38

I mean, well, he was never a billionaire, but I think he definitely had more money than he ever probably needed, or whatever. You know. Oh, no, yeah. Now it doesn't matter. Let's get to the in memory part of the show, because someone that 300 million that we need to talk about. Rip Valkyrie,

Nick VinZant 28:01

I watched tombstone last night. That's an he, he's an actor that should have gotten more credit for the things that he did.

John Shull 28:11

Yeah, I so obviously I'm a huge tombstone blah, blah, blah fan. I didn't realize. So he gets a lot of discredit for the island of Doctor Moreau, I think was the movie, yeah, well, I don't think which kind of, like, crushed his career in the late 90s. They say he was served with divorce papers while shooting a scene, and then apparently went down a spiral and blah, blah, blah, and, like, you know, not that it's an excuse. But I when you look at his run from like, the mid 80s to the mid 90s. I mean, the dude was freaking Batman. I think people forget that he

Nick VinZant 28:46

did have a good run. There's not a lot of other actors you could put a run like that. I mean, together, he had tombstone, Top Gun,

John Shull 28:58

heat, heat. There's another one in there that I'm missing, of course. And then he finished out with Batman. And then they wanted to bring him back for another Batman movie, and he turned it down. I was reading like he turned down Batman, which, I don't know if that's a that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's

Nick VinZant 29:15

not your thing. He seemed more artistic of an actor. There was another movie that he was in that was really good.

John Shull 29:20

Well, he did the the doors is Jim Morrison, which was pretty

Nick VinZant 29:25

that's a thing that I don't ever care about. I've never cared about the doors or, like the who, or any of some kinds of rock bands from like the 1970s the kind of like stoner acid, LSD time, bands like The who care about that. I

John Shull 29:49

don't know if I want to say this, but I'm gonna say this because you know that I do it. I don't mind a little criticism, especially from you. LED Zepp. One and Pink Floyd to me, though I I appreciate what they've done. I don't know why they became the monster global bands that they were.

Nick VinZant 30:11

I don't actually know any of their songs.

John Shull 30:15

I guess you do. You know Stairway to Heaven. Oh,

Nick VinZant 30:18

but I don't like it like, I know it Led Zeppelin, the who even the Rolling Stones, I don't really care about, the Grateful Dead. Like, okay,

John Shull 30:32

it's all right. I mean, it was just a, there was just a small, you know, era of music that they made some good music. It's just obviously, nowadays it's all country, right, or whatever. It's all country, pop or hiccup. They think they call it too. Nowadays. Was that a thing? Think it is a thing? Um, Alright, moving on. Here. Was reading a study, and I was kind of shocked by this.

Nick VinZant 30:59

Were you reading a study, or were you reading an article about a study? Like, I don't think you were reading a study. You were sitting there looking papers. Okay, exactly. Let's not listen.

John Shull 31:09

This was on the Daily Mail, and the study was done by some independent firm in America, in the UK, about streaming services that the average person because, you know, we're all cable cutters, right? Our generation and the generation below us, like no one has cable but apparently,

Unknown Speaker 31:27

according to study,

John Shull 31:30

our generation and others have at least seven streaming services that we subscribe to. Yeah, on average,

Nick VinZant 31:43

we've basically, like, we got rid of cable, and then kind of got cable at the same time where we paid for everything. No, I have but see, here's the thing where it gets misleading, is that some of them come as packaged deals, or you get them through your phone or something like that, right? We have Netflix, HBO, that's it. No, Netflix HBO, Hulu, Amazon Prime.

John Shull 32:10

I mean, I have those you throw in Disney plus, oh, we have Disney plus too. See, now you're already up to five, but

Nick VinZant 32:17

somehow, but some of them you get through other services, like, we have Amazon Prime, so we get Amazon Prime so, like, you're not specifically paying for that thing. And I think that that's kind of like if you're just straight up paying for six or seven of them, that's kind of crazy. It's not like included as part of a deal as something else. Which

John Shull 32:38

leads me to a small rant here that noone cares about, but I have to give it 30 seconds, and that is baseball. You suck. Major League Baseball, you suck. And I don't know why you want to charge people $140 for a season package of MLB TV. And we still don't get our local teams because they're blacked out. It makes no sense. It's 2025 figure this shit out.

Nick VinZant 33:02

I mean, I think they did figure that. They did figure it out. That's why they're getting all that money from it, right? It's not that their decision doesn't make any sense. It's that their decision is all about them making the most amount of money. It makes perfect sense to you, and the decision that they made is they don't really care about you. They'd much rather just make money. They don't care about what you want. This. This is the my whole brand with the economy. It's not about providing you with a service. It's about finding out how much money we can get out of you. We've stopped providing services to people. We now just try to figure out how to get in their pocket.

John Shull 33:34

Well, I would let them get in my pocket. They could play in my pocket, but I need to be able to watch my home team without having to pay for a separate, you know, service. Anyways, it's a whole thing.

Nick VinZant 33:45

I'm just the point of watching baseball. It's the most boring story. It's the most boring thing. Why don't you just want look at the my wall back here? Like, oh, look at that. Paint moves about as interesting as baseball. It's the most boring sport in the world. But baseball is so boring. The there's no way. There is no way that I could on TV, watch baseball for more than seven minutes before I fell asleep. How long could you legitimately watch baseball before you fall asleep.

John Shull 34:22

You know, with the pitch clock that they have now, and games are two hours to three hours, and they're not, you know, three to four hour marathons anymore. I mean, I watch old games.

Nick VinZant 34:32

You sit there and you're like watching the game. I

John Shull 34:35

mean, not during the day with my children, but I watch replays at night. I mean, not the

Nick VinZant 34:40

same thing I wanted. We are watching the game in the middle of the day.

John Shull 34:47

I mean, if I get a chance, I absolutely would sit there and watch an entire I mean, I did it last year when the Tigers, Detroit Tigers were in the playoffs. Watched every one of those games.

Nick VinZant 34:57

I don't think that I can name you who won the. World Series. I

Unknown Speaker 35:04

couldn't tell you. It's

John Shull 35:06

all I will say. And I get, I get why people think baseball is boring, but technically and strategically, it's one of the greatest sports in the world. Okay, sure, yeah, so that doesn't always translate to excitement, and that's fine. Okay, let me ask you this, because

Nick VinZant 35:21

I have this because I had this conversation with somebody this weekend of the four main professional sports. Wait, let me start. Zoe, okay, of the four main professional sports, hockey, baseball, football, basketball, which one could you not name all professional teams?

John Shull 35:43

I mean, I can i for all four, but I would say the one that I probably have would have the hardest time with is probably going to be basketball.

Nick VinZant 35:53

I think I could do football and basketball. I don't think I could do baseball. I definitely couldn't do hockey.

John Shull 36:02

Yeah, I, I for sure could do hockey. I Yeah, baseball, football, easy, like I said, I can do them all, but basketball, you know, I have to think a little bit just because they have. You know, teams have moved around in the last decade.

Nick VinZant 36:15

So okay, like the Cincinnati

Unknown Speaker 36:19

Reds. What's the hockey team?

John Shull 36:22

They don't have a hockey team and they have the Ohio jackets. What's Ohio's hockey team? Columbus? Blue Jackets.

Speaker 1 36:31

Okay, does Cleveland have a team? They have a baseball team. Okay, all right.

John Shull 36:38

Anyways, let's move on to our top five. Oh, I'm getting interested to see

Nick VinZant 36:43

what you're going to be in your top five. So our top five is top five hardest things to throw away, like you need to get rid of this thing, but you just can't STDs are not included in the list.

John Shull 36:56

Okay?

Speaker 1 36:59

My number five, pretty simple books. Oh,

Nick VinZant 37:07

I have that a little bit higher in the list. Oh,

John Shull 37:09

wow, yeah, I can't throw away. I mean, I have, I haven't thrown away a book, or recycled the book or given away a book in, I don't know, probably since I've been an adult. So my

Nick VinZant 37:24

number five is birthday cards. I can never get myself to throw away a birthday card, even if it's from, like, someone I don't really even know. I keep it just I can. I just can't get myself to throw away birthday cards. I got, like, stacks of them that I'll never ever look at again. But like, No, I'm getting throw it away. It's, it's a birthday card.

John Shull 37:45

Someone took the time to give it to me or mail it to me. Like,

Nick VinZant 37:49

who's Jesse Plemons? No idea. Well, I mean, Jesse, somebody's actually somebody famous, right? But he, I didn't get to believe that he

John Shull 37:57

liked, got famous. But anyways, uh, that's a pretty good actor. Oh, we could

Nick VinZant 38:02

do that, like, top five actors. You're surprised they became famous. He would be on that list.

John Shull 38:06

I mean, he'd be pretty damn close, yeah, it's like, he's

Nick VinZant 38:11

a famous actor, yeah, like, it's actually done really well, right? It's like finding out they're selling Mercedes Benz for 20 grand. Like, when was this

John Shull 38:22

tariffs? What my number four is, like, collectible glasses, you know, like, just, you know, you go to a tourist hot spot and you get a shot glass or a glass for five bucks, 10 bucks before you know it, you have like, 50 of them. And for some reason I just, I just, I can't let them go. For me, it's like, going to a brewery and getting like a pint glass, or like a snifter glass or something. I just can't, I can't let go.

Nick VinZant 38:50

I can't, I can't sympathize with this in any way, because that's something I would never, ever buy. I would never be like, I'm gonna get a shot glass from my trip to Boise, Idaho. I

John Shull 39:02

mean, oh, I mean, I will say it is. It has led to some stories, like, when I have, you know, friends over, if I'm drinking and you pull out a pint glass, like, Oh, hey, I remember this brewery, like, you know, blah, blah, blah. But other than that, I mean, they just kind of sit on the shelf.

Nick VinZant 39:18

My number four is clothes, especially a t shirt, because a t shirt, to me, can go through so many life cycles, like it can be my nice shirt, my work shirt, my casual shirt, my workout shirt, then, like the mowing the lawn shirt, and then it's a rag. I would say it probably takes me probably 25 years to get rid of a T shirt. That's not an exaggeration. The life cycle of a T shirt in my house is probably 20 to 25 years.

John Shull 39:49

I can, I can, you know, I can attest to that for you. I've, I mean, I've

Nick VinZant 39:54

got a shirt right? I've got shirts right now that I wear, that I wore in college in 2003 i.

John Shull 40:01

I mean, so do I, but I can't even I can't fit into him like you can. So congratulations to you for that. Oh,

Nick VinZant 40:06

that is kind of an accomplishment, if you think about it. Yeah, dude, we're

John Shull 40:09

20 plus years later, and if you can still fit in, you know, to medium from college you're doing. Well,

Nick VinZant 40:15

I'm gonna fill it out a little bit more in certain spots, but I'm still fitting into it. Okay? It's number three.

John Shull 40:20

Yeah, you do well that that definitely didn't go over. Yeah, still, I thought it was my stone wall. Yep, you definitely stopped right there. Alright, my number three on things that, for some reason I just can't get rid of or throw away, our action figures. I I just don't work. I just, you know, I just can't. I love, I mean, I have a display case of of figures in my basement, like, I just can't, yeah, can't let go. They remind me of so much.

Unknown Speaker 41:01

My number three is books.

Nick VinZant 41:04

I have no like, why would you ever keep a book? Like, I'm never going to read and or look at this thing again, but I'll keep a book.

John Shull 41:14

Yeah. I mean, once again, it was on my list. Number five, the thing, I actually go back sometimes and reread them so, like, they're there for a reason. Once, it's kind of like the shot or the pint glasses. For me, it's like, oh, I, you know, I read that book. I remember it. Blah, blah, blah, you know, it's just, I don't know. Just don't want to let you go. I would

Nick VinZant 41:32

never reread a book like I read it one time. I would never spend like, 10 hours doing something and be like, you know, I'm gonna do

John Shull 41:38

that again, dude. I I listen. I know you make fun of me for reading one thing, I haven't read one book about submarines yet this year. And secondly, my wife is approaching 100 books read already this year. What? How's it even possible? Cuz she, I, yeah, I know. I know

Nick VinZant 41:55

you need to be wondering how, what she's doing with her time.

John Shull 41:59

No, I've listened she, you know, she does her thing. Man, my number two are recipes, but, like, recipes that you printed out, you know, or something like that. Like, I don't know why that's funny. Like, there is no need for, like, a physical cookbook anymore, because everything you know is virtual. Maybe you haven't established it. Man, yeah, I just, I can't get rid of, like, you know, physical pieces of paper where I've scratched something down or printed something off, like, and they take up space in my kitchen. I just, just can't do it.

Nick VinZant 42:33

Okay. I don't have a single recipe for anything. I don't have a single recipe written down for anything.

John Shull 42:40

I'm sure your wife has a cookbook or something.

Nick VinZant 42:43

No, she has the internet, well, instructions on the back of the box. It's

John Shull 42:49

kind of my point is, you know, you don't necessarily need that anymore because of the adult and different apps they have. But I like it. I like pulling out the old piece of paper taking a look. My

Nick VinZant 43:01

number two is a towel. I would never throw away a towel. It would have to take an act of God to get me to throw away a towel, because that's just useful no matter what it can be the nice towel, then it can be the beach towel, then it can be like, Oh, use this towel to clean there's no way I'm getting rid of it. Is going to have to literally fall apart, to disintegrate. Is the only way I'm getting rid of a towel.

John Shull 43:23

Yeah, I think you're, I think you're right on that. I mean, we have towels here that are tattered, and I'm like, why do we have these things? And my wife will make up some excuse. It's the dog's towel, or it's the outside towel. You know, like,

Nick VinZant 43:34

you can't get rid of a towel. There's no reason to ever get rid of a towel. Somebody, I bet people who work at like, a dump, when they see a towel or, like, holy crap, somebody threw away a towel, and they probably take it home. I

John Shull 43:47

always, I do wonder that, and this is gonna sound gross, but like people who work in landfills, you know, do they ever? They probably take stuff right as stuff's getting processed through there? I'm sure they do. I

Nick VinZant 43:59

would think so. I mean, I wouldn't have a problem with it, like you want to, yeah, this.

John Shull 44:03

Mean, I wonder what the biggest get or got from a, like, landfill is, like, someone's like, Oh, that's a there's a duffel bag over there, let me open it, and has like, $10,000 cash

Nick VinZant 44:14

in there. I'm sure something like that has been found. I'm sure there's been things that have been found. People throughout What's number one, whatever

Speaker 1 44:21

want to shoot. Shoes. Oh,

John Shull 44:26

yeah, I, you know, I, I have this as I've gotten older, I have this really, like, old man syndrome in terms of, like, I will use shoes, kind of like your towel analogy, yeah, they'll, they'll start off nice, you know, or whatever. And then they'll become my lawn shoes. And then they'll become my outs, like my, like my outside walking shoes. And then, you know, they'll have a hole in the sole, or a hole in the, you know, like the shoe literally needs to be falling apart at its seams for me to to recycle it or throw it away.

Nick VinZant 44:57

I only see really the purpose for three. Pairs of shoes. You got your workout shoes, you got your regular shoes, and then you got your, like, mowing the lawn shoes. You should have no more than three pairs of shoes in your house.

John Shull 45:10

I mean, you need a I agree with you that you don't need that many shoes, pairs of shoes, but you need a pair of dress shoes. Need a pair of casual shoes, pair of flip flops, pair of summer shoes, pair of boots, right? I mean, summer

Nick VinZant 45:22

shoes, yeah, sorry, Mr. Fashion, like boat

John Shull 45:26

shoes, like, like loafers, almost. You need a pair of slippers. You need a pair of athletic shoes outside. I mean, yeah, you probably need a pair. You probably need a dozen different pairs of shoes. I

Nick VinZant 45:38

can give you five tops. I can't go beyond five. I can give you black dress shoes. I can give you brown dress shoes. I can give you casual shoes. I can give you workout shoes, and I give you mowing shoes. Other than that, you don't need flip flops. To me, don't really count as shoes. To be honest with you,

Mandroid Exotica 45:51

we'll go to get my boat shoes.

John Shull 45:52

You need a pair of slippers, right? I don't

Speaker 1 45:55

even count those shoes, though. The slippers. Do you have slippers?

John Shull 45:58

I love I love that slippers, those slippers in a row. Man, I love saying slippers. It's a great word. Man, I do. I agree. My

Nick VinZant 46:05

number one is pictures. I don't think I've ever thrown out a picture in my life. Like, if I have, for some reason, a picture in my phone of like, bread at the grocery store. Like, not gonna delete that might need that later. I might want to remember that time I went to the grocery store and got confused about which kind of bread I was going to get to I don't think I've ever thrown away a picture and deleting them is like, I have to really work at it.

John Shull 46:32

Oh no, I am other than the things we've kind of mentioned on my end. Like I'm, I'm a, I'm kind of a cut, cut, dry, repeat, kind of person, photos, text messages. I

Unknown Speaker 46:44

won't give it a text message. So heartbeat,

John Shull 46:48

how? How long do you have our conversation saved for years, years and years? No, I

Nick VinZant 46:53

usually delete them the week after. I'm not saving that space on my computer. I'll keep a voicemail. I do this. I keep a voicemail from anybody in my life. Make sure I have one voicemail from mom, one from dad, one from family members. Just in case

John Shull 47:13

you getting kind of Misty on us here, because I feel like that's what you're

Nick VinZant 47:17

doing. No, but it's a good idea. You should do it. You should have a voicemail from everybody in your life, just in case you want to hear, hear their voice again.

John Shull 47:25

Yours. Yours would be, well, that's what I have this podcast for. In case you go, that's what I have it for.

Nick VinZant 47:30

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New Language Creators (Conlangers) David J. and Jessie Peterson

From Dothraki in Game of Thrones to Chakobsa in Dune, Language Creators (Conlangers) David J. Peterson and Jessie Peterson have created dozens of new languages for many of your favorite movies and TV shows. We talk what goes into creating a new language, anthropomorphic beavers and plot secrets hidden in languages. Then, we unveil a new Candle of the Month and countdown the Top 5 Fish.

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Unknown Speaker 0:00

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, creating a language and fish you

David J. Peterson 0:21

you have to have both technical knowledge can be learned creativity, can't it

Jessie Peterson 0:28

takes a very long time. And so something as small as like I see a cat

David J. Peterson 0:34

was nulisu, which is a language for anthropomorphic beavers that the two of us created for our I want

Nick VinZant 0:42

to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or a review, we really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guests, because from Game of Thrones and House of the dragon to dune and shows like Vampire Academy, they specialize in creating new languages specifically for shows and movies. These are language creators, also known as a condlanger, if I'm pronouncing that correctly. David and Jesse Peterson, so how do you create a language? Oh,

Jessie Peterson 1:18

that is a really big question that we could answer in three hours. But to try to sum it up in a 32nd spiel, the way we do it is we start at the smallest unit. And so we start with the sounds, picking out what sounds will be in the language, and we build up from there, making you know, what will the syllable structures be? How will those sounds come together into little packages that will eventually become words? And then how are those words going to come together to create phrases and clauses? And so it's just that's the the very short hand version, step by step.

Nick VinZant 1:58

So if we took English for an example, just because we're in the United States, I think of like one. Very common language, like, what is English kind of built upon? That would be an example of how you then build a con language up.

David J. Peterson 2:12

English is just like any other spoken language, it has a phonology. What a phonology stands for is a sound system. A sound system comprises individual sounds that are that can be manipulated to create differences in meaning. For example, in English, pack and back could be different words, right? And another language, say, in Hindi, pack back, back and back. Could all be different words. They can't be in English. In English, those distinctions are considered too subtle to make meaning distinctions, not in Hindi, but so be it. That's just a way that the two languages are different, and so all languages have this set of sounds that are considered to be important for making meaning distinctions. And when you create a language, you create those sounds. You also create the rules by which those sounds can be put together. So for example, the sounds that are found in Hawaiian, almost all of them are found in English as well. However, we know that a word like clomp. Clomp is an English word. Every single one of those sounds is found in Hawaiian. That is the K, the L, the aval, the M and the P, all of those sounds are in Hawaiian, but it could never be a Hawaiian word, because Hawaiian doesn't allow for any syllable to end with a consonant, let alone two of them as an MP, and it doesn't allow any syllable to begin with more than one consonant, say, a K and an L. This is why, when something like Christmas gets borrowed into Hawaiian, it comes out as kaliki Maka, because they have to kind of force it into that framework. So when you are defining the sound system of a language, you're choosing the sounds and also defining the framework. If

Nick VinZant 4:17

you kind of start out with the basic sounds of it. How long does it take to where you're getting the words you're getting, the sentences you're getting, the paragraphs, etc, etc. It

Jessie Peterson 4:28

takes a very long time. And so something as small as like I see a cat, a nice, short sentence, lovely, small, most likely, all those words are going to be basic in whatever language we're dealing with, as long as they have cats in their area. And yet, there's so many decisions you have to make that a sentence that small could end up taking days of work to translate. We gotta decide, what are the pronouns going to do? I How would how are those pronouns going to be shaped up? Are they. Going to be marked with cases. For that matter, is a cat going to be marked with a case? For that matter, is the verb to see going to work differently than to take or to grab or to, you know, hold something much more tangible and like active? Are those verbs going to work different? What are you going to do with tenses? And so it's all of these little decisions for something as simple as I see a cat takes hours and hours.

Nick VinZant 5:24

I don't know if this is the best analogy to make it, but it sounds like it's kind of like you're the domino surrounded by all other dominoes, and if you hit one, it goes throughout the entire rest of the language as well.

David J. Peterson 5:35

Yeah, yeah. I never thought of it that way. Makes makes creating a language sound like more of a catastrophe. I like the idea

Nick VinZant 5:45

on the kind of the devil's advocate side, right? Like, this is, why not just make it up? Like, could you just make up gibberish?

David J. Peterson 5:54

You could make up gibberish, but then it would be gibberish, not a language. Yeah, that

Nick VinZant 5:58

is a good answer. Like, oh, you win this round, sir.

Jessie Peterson 6:05

I will also say, too, on the gibberish note, that humans are really, really bad at just spontaneously creating gibberish that won't start repeating. It's just like, at some point you're just going to start using those same elements over and over and over again, because that's your brain's been primed, and it's like, gosh, I can't think of a new sound to save my life. And so you know, your string of gibberish that's supposed to represent this whole clause only has like five different sounds in it, and like the same syllable over and over again. And so if you see a show or a movie that has used gibberish, and there are some out there, you may notice that really, all they say is something similar to oinga, buen gehunga, and it's translated as something really complex. And then you hear the next sentence, and oinga is used again, but in a completely different way. And it's so silly. It comes out gibberish. Is so silly when we try to do it.

Nick VinZant 6:59

Do you? Do you feel like there's been a big buy in amongst producers in this recently,

David J. Peterson 7:06

in general, I would say it's an upward trend, but only with those that get it, with those who care. And often, when it happens, it draws attention, which means that you're more likely to it's it's more likely to be discussed, more likely to be noticed than not.

Nick VinZant 7:26

So when you look at the process, right, like, do they give you the lines of dialog that you that they want you to create the language for ahead of time? Or do you create the language and then match it to what they want to say?

Jessie Peterson 7:41

There's but, I mean, like, there's no no matching. It's all about translation at that point. And so no matter what lines they give us, whether ahead of time or after we've already created a bit of the language, there's still that process of breaking it down to, you know, like, what does the line mean? Because we never do, like a word for word translation, you break it down to say, well, what's the meaning of the line and how would they express it in this language? And so it doesn't change our process to have the lines ahead of time or after the fact. We prefer to have them ahead of a time, just because that gives us a better idea of the content and the vocabulary that's going to be spoken about most by these people, and that really helps us develop the vocabulary in a way that we're generating words that will actually be used in translations when we create a language and have no lines that we know that we need at that point, you're just making words that may or may not be useful for the translation process that may never show up on screen. And so for any project we've worked on, we have so many words that are part of the language that no one will ever know about because they never made it on screen.

Nick VinZant 8:53

Like when you're creating a language, how do you decide on what the tone of that language is going to be? And the example that I would be most familiar with is like the difference between Dothraki and valerian, right, where one sounds a certain way and indicates a certain kind of people and another sounds a different way and indicates kind of a different mindset. So to speak, how do you decide what the tone of the language is going to be?

David J. Peterson 9:17

It's a perception, but it's not accurate. I would say there's nothing about the sound of Dothraki that indicates anything about the speakers. It's, it's just a language. It matches the it matches the phonology that George R Martin came up with that he put in the book. As I analyzed it. Same is true for high believer in I mean, there's, there's really nothing about it that says anything one way or the other. You can take the same sentence and translate it into both languages, and you can, once that's translated, you can say that sentence and you can shout it. You. You can whisper it, you can say it, you know, in somebody's ear, like you're trying to seduce them. Doesn't make a difference all of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the language. It has to do with delivery. Has to do with who's saying it and how, also what they're saying and why. And so really, if you look at the Dothraki, it has now that you do with their language, it has to do with the situations that they've been put in and what they're saying. For example, I I would ask you, how would you define English? Is English a harsh language? Is English A mellifluous language? Is it a beautiful language? So is it a is that a capitalist language? What is it?

Nick VinZant 10:44

I guess I would say, like, kind of to your point, it's all of the above. It just depends on how the person decides to use it at that time. Yeah. So they, like, even a producer wouldn't come forward and say, we want this language to sound this way.

David J. Peterson 10:59

Oh, all the time.

Nick VinZant 11:00

How do you kind of with what you said before? Like, how do you kind of reconcile those two things that, like,

David J. Peterson 11:06

we tell them what they want to hear, and then we do what we're gonna do.

Nick VinZant 11:11

That's the way to do it, really, right? Like, that's the only way to kind of do it in some regard, yeah, um, I was gonna ask you other stuff, but these are kind of summed up. Are you ready for some harder slash list or submitted questions? Oh, yeah, think so. What is your favorite language that you've created

David J. Peterson 11:31

keeps changing. Most recently, I said a Raytheon for defiance for one of the languages that I created for myself, and then a language that we created together was nulisu, which is a language for anthropomorphic beavers that the two of us created for our our YouTube series, langtone studio, I loved

Nick VinZant 11:51

it. I just like that was not anticipating that that was what that was going to be created for. And for some reason, I was like, oh, I want to hear more of this language.

David J. Peterson 11:59

Can you say anything in it. David, so salematimo casba Sabina, I'm sorry. Salematimo casba Sabina, there we go. The Beaver carries the stick to the rock.

Nick VinZant 12:15

Jesse is that? Are those your favorites as well?

Jessie Peterson 12:19

You know, like David, my answers regularly change, just depending on what I'm in the mood for in that that particular time, because, like languages are is so impossible to choose favorites among them. It's like asking, you know, what's your favorite word? And some days you're like, This is it? In other days you're like, I don't know, I I like, you know, like these 20 words a lot, and then you start listing words you like, and suddenly you have, you know, 500 favorite words. And it's no longer a favorite, like David and his favorite music albums. And so usually, though, like the some of the languages that are nearest and dearest to my heart in terms of what we've done together, I would probably put mini Shea at the top, just because it was the first language David and I ever created together. It was a language used for free forms, motherland, Fort, Salem, for these witches and their witch community. And so that one is is very near and dear to my heart, not for any sort of linguistic reason, but just for, you know, remembering the process and the the nostalgia of it all. And in terms of favorite language I've created on my own, I would probably put joy at the top of that list. It's a personal language that I created and have been working on actively for, like, I guess, about five years now. And so it's, it's one of my favorites.

Unknown Speaker 13:53

How do

Nick VinZant 13:54

you create words that aren't already in existence, right? Like, I would think, between all the languages of all the things that people have said, like, how do you come up with something? Like, nobody's ever said that before. Is it hard, or is it actually that snow that's really easy.

David J. Peterson 14:06

It's not even a concern. I mean, natural languages do this all the time. They have lots of words where it's like, you say this in this language, you also say it the same way in another language. And these two things are totally unrelated. Just happens.

Jessie Peterson 14:21

And so, yeah, we call that skuing Because it's like it it happens. And it happens in natural languages, like you can look across the board and you can find examples, and the only one coming up out the top of my head, David, maybe you can help me out here. But literally, the only one on the top of my head is Poopoo. In Finnish means bunny. And it's like, That sure sounds like an English word, doesn't it? But it's, you know, totally different. But you see these words all the time where it's like that 100% sounds like an English word, but it means something different, or 100% sounds like this English word in an accent, and they kind of mean the same thing. And so you look up their etymologies to see if they're. Related and find out they're not that. It's all just like accidental, and it's fantastic. I love that.

David J. Peterson 15:05

Yeah. Another good pair is Mata in ancient Greek, means I. It also means I, in proto Austronesian reconstructed, the two languages are completely unrelated. Same word, same sound, same meaning, total accident. Hardest

Nick VinZant 15:21

language to create that you've done, like, Oh, that one was really took me a while.

Jessie Peterson 15:26

For me, one of our hardest experiences of creating a system was an ajna Marie, which was a language for vampires, for peacocks, the Vampire Academy. And we had decided that we would use a series of auxiliary verbs, or helping verbs to create certain meanings with the verbs, like whether it was finished or ongoing, or things like that. And creating the series of auxiliaries ended up just being incredibly difficult to be like, Well, what is it going to look like when it's first person, second person, and so on and so, like, it just took a lot of time so that it was difficult to create, but not as, I guess, difficult to use on the flip side, once you had the charts, yeah. But then I think Bucha is the hardest for me to use, which is our language for mice, just because we added in all of these little details that are marked on the language. And I absolutely forget, and I have to go back every single time and read like, have to document to remember what gets marked, where to be able to translate something.

Nick VinZant 16:35

How many different languages for animals have you guys made? Because I'm really interested in, like, what animals you've picked to make a language for? Like, I don't bears. Is

Unknown Speaker 16:45

bear? Go ahead.

David J. Peterson 16:46

So for our YouTube series, we're creating languages for little kind of kingdoms or communities of anthropic, anthropomorphic animals who are a part of a board game that I'm making kind of a battle board game where the little animals they fight, right? They're very cute, though, so it's kind of hard to make them fight, but yeah, so we've done one group per season. So first we had rabbits, then opossums, then mice, then cats, then dogs, than beavers, and we are currently working on our fox language.

Jessie Peterson 17:24

And then, as a side project, I actually did a language for squirrels that we may fit into this world at some point.

Nick VinZant 17:30

How much money do you make? Like, can this be a full time living in Hollywood in the broad sense of things at this point,

David J. Peterson 17:38

it's a career for us. It could theoretically be for another person. However, the opportunities are not, are not great, like they're increasing, which is nice, but there were, there will never be a huge demand, simply because there are very few theoretical projects that would ever incorporate a created language, like consider Sleepless in Seattle. You know, it's it's a fine movie. It's hard to imagine how a created language could have benefited that project. Shall we say, you know, a lot of movies, a lot of television shows, are simply about real life people doing things in the real world. Those people are usually not language creators. So you couldn't even have it as like, you know, oh, they're a language creator in the show. And so we're going to have some of the things they do right most projects, and I would say most, most books, most movies, most plays, most TV shows all across the entire world, are done in one language and the language of that particular country or region, and that's it. So because of that, there's never going to be a massive amount of opportunities. It's nice that the number of opportunities are increasing, that those that might use one are using one. That's great, but it's just never going to, I don't think it's ever going to reach a critical mass where it's like an entire industry with tons of different language creators, simply because most stories don't involve it at all. When

Nick VinZant 19:29

somebody comes to you with a budget, are we talking four figures, five figures, six figures?

David J. Peterson 19:37

We've had, we've had projects come to us with, you know, three digit budgets, and then, you know, Marvel movies and everything in between. You know, have

Nick VinZant 19:48

you ever had somebody speak one of your languages to you, like, come up to you and speak it? Yeah.

Jessie Peterson 19:55

That was the saddest yeah that you could, I know, I

Nick VinZant 19:58

thought like it came out. Like, Oh, this is sensitive. I shouldn't ask anything else about it. Sometimes

David J. Peterson 20:03

I don't recognize it because I don't want to say they're not speaking it well, but they just don't say things the way that I would. Often I'm so embarrassed about this, but like, I remember once, like I was doing a speaking cake, and they there was, like, a cake, because it was a big thing for, you know, undergraduate mixer. They made a cake and they put an inscription on it in high valerian. And I was like, Well, those are certainly high valerian words. They're like, You know what it says? I'm like, I have no idea. This is not even close to being grammatical. I don't even know what you were trying to say. I don't remember what that word is at all. So it's like, I don't know.

Nick VinZant 20:51

But Do people ever say to you, jacarus, right? Like, that's the one that jumps out to me that like, Oh, I know that one.

David J. Peterson 20:56

Oh, sure. I mean, I didn't make that word, but sure, you didn't make who made it? George RR Martin,

Unknown Speaker 21:03

Oh, he did.

Nick VinZant 21:04

Boy, I didn't read those books very closely. It's one of

David J. Peterson 21:07

the, like, it's one of the five words of Valerian he created. Oh, I

Nick VinZant 21:10

didn't know that. Oh, no, but mouth. Oh, is there a difference when you look at it from a written versus a spoken perspective? Like, do you take your process completely differently. If, like this is only going to be written versus is only going to be spoken,

Jessie Peterson 21:27

it's not that it's different, but obviously, if it's not going to be written, we don't create an orthography for it. So we don't, you know, go through the process of actually creating a written form for it. We just have the spoken version, if it's going to be written, then we create original, unique orthographies for the system. And so like for us memory for Vampire Academy, we had a writing system for that language. But then for the other language I had mentioned, many say, for the witches, it was not written. So we never had a written form that we created for it. And so, yeah, so like when we create the writing systems, we we create a whole writing system for it.

Nick VinZant 22:12

When you go to create these, is it better to have more technical knowledge or more creativity? Which direction does it seem to go

David J. Peterson 22:21

you, you have to have both technical knowledge can be learned. Creativity can't. At least in my experience, I don't know it can be practiced, certainly, and kind of get in the habit of it. But there are some things that I feel like can't be taught. It's one of the reasons that I admired Jesse as a language creator so much. Her creativity was just off the charts when we started working together. It's because I was hiring somebody to work with me, and I, I looked at her work and was like, this is this is somebody who has it, you know, at a certain point, like, some of the technical things aren't as important, because you can learn those, right, the creativity, you can't. It's got to be there. So, yeah, ideally it's both. But in terms of, like, where the heart is, where the fun is, where, where the it factor is, that's the creativity, not the technical knowledge.

Nick VinZant 23:23

You know how the discussion forums are, right? You know how discussion forums are. Are there ever secrets to characters or the plot or etc, buried in the languages that you create?

David J. Peterson 23:37

I mean sometimes, but usually nothing very big. There's, there's a big theory going around in the Game of Thrones forums about Azor Ahai, which is this mythical figure that's going to figures into the main prophecy of the thing who's going to come and save things. They thought it was Jamie. Because Jamie, at one point in time, in the show, he gets his hand cut off and his sword hand cut off, and it's replaced with a a fixed golden hand, right? And the word for hand is on those in valerian, and the word for light on yours. And so Azura high is a lot of light, right? And so they there was, there was this theory that in embedded in the valerian language, was this clue that Jamie was a high, which I don't know that might have been very clever, but it was completely and totally 100% unintentional and not not intended at all. I created each of those words entirely separately for different reasons. They're both roots. I. I just came up with them. They're entirely separate times for, you know, wasn't even thinking about it at the time, and so sometimes they can, it's just ends up being further Not, not red herrings. I don't know, red herrings is the best thing. I was going to say, not easter eggs, but red herrings. And so that was kind of cool and fun. You know, speculation for a bit, totally not intended. I can't think of a time where we've had some like, really strong, like, plot relevant, like clue, that was the language Jess, can you?

Unknown Speaker 25:38

I'm

Jessie Peterson 25:41

if we have one, it is not coming to me in this moment. That's

Nick VinZant 25:46

pretty much all the questions that I got is kind of anything that we missed, or what's coming up for you guys? I know you're working on stuff right now.

Jessie Peterson 25:54

Yeah, yeah, so much. And I don't even know I am staring at David through the screen here, because it's so much of it is upcoming projects, so that we can't talk about until it's released. And so there are, like five of those that we're working on right now. And then David, I think we can talk about a few.

David J. Peterson 26:19

So part of the problem is when we're working on something that's brand new, you know, like, so, for example, it's, it's not a super big secret that, you know, working on the next season of House of the dragon, the next season of The Witcher. You know, these are things that have been in production. And so it's not a surprise when we say that we're working on that. And so that'll be coming at some point. The other stuff that's like, brand new and hasn't been released yet, that's the stuff that we really can't say anything about it. And even, like the latest movie, I don't think there's been any kind of announcement that we've been working on it, that there's been no build up at all. Yeah, yeah. And you know, the studios, they're very touchy about this. They're like, we want people to be talking about this at this point in time, and exactly at this point in time, and not before. And blah, blah, blah, anyway. So, so yeah, suffice it to say, this summer will be the start of a very big year for us.

Nick VinZant 27:16

I want to thank David and Jesse so much for joining us. If you want to connect with them, we have a link to them on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included their information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version will be live on our YouTube channel on April 3. Had to do the math real quick, April 3 at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. At what age do you think that you could possibly lose to a child in a fight? And I'm thinking zero to five, five to 1010, to 1515, to 20.

John Shull 28:05

Like, am I actually trying to fight them? Like, are we actually throwing down

Nick VinZant 28:10

you're going for it? Like, you're you got, you got to try.

Unknown Speaker 28:14

Are weapons involved? Are we just God,

Nick VinZant 28:16

what day is it? Is it a Tuesday? Is it windy outside? What angle does the sun at? What kind of clothes does it have? Does he have on pants or shorts? Is he wearing a hat? Same? What color is his eyes like? Well, how many answers to the question? Do you possibly parameters? Do you possibly need to just answer the question, right? Like is, is, are we next to a road? Is it a highway? Is it a cul de sac?

John Shull 28:40

Listen, I'm in a great mood because I woke up at 2am to smoke some meats.

Nick VinZant 28:46

I bet you did, all right, I bet

John Shull 28:50

you did, delicious. They're gonna taste amazing. And I can't wait how

Nick VinZant 28:55

many I'm not I'm not feeding into this because I know you just want to talk about you how much meat you smoke, which we all know you smoke, a lot of may and meat,

John Shull 29:06

to answer your question, probably 11 to 15. I think,

Nick VinZant 29:12

yeah, I think 11 to 15 is, is probably when there's a possibility, like, I think definitely 15 to 20, because you've got some kids that are basically grown men by the time they're 15 to 20. And I'm not the biggest dude on the block, right? So there's definitely some 15 to 20s. But I also, I think you have to acknowledge that there's probably some 10 to 15 year olds that could take

John Shull 29:39

you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything younger than 10, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not so confident on because I'm gonna, I should be able to overpower a 10 year old, and obviously below that, yeah. But once, once we start getting over 10, things start to get a little cloud.

Nick VinZant 29:57

Things start to get a little bit dicey, because. Okay, I thought of this because I was like, play boxing. I have a five year old and I have an eight year old and play boxing. The five year old, I was just thinking like, oh my gosh, I would just destroy him. Like, if we ever got in a fight, if I ever needed to, like, I could just destroy him. And the eight year old could still destroy like, oh, you know, he just doesn't have the physical strength yet to really hurt me. But they've got the speed and kind of the quickness there that like, oh, they might, well, you might have to try a little bit. That's where I think 10 to 15 could probably get you if they really you ran into the wrong,

Unknown Speaker 30:37

bad little kid.

John Shull 30:40

I don't know. Man, six to nine, six to 10 too. I feel like there's one or two instances where that may happen. Oh,

Nick VinZant 30:45

so I polled the audience about this question. 4% said three to seven. 4% said seven to 10. 34% said 10 to 15, and 15% said 15 to 20. So 15 to 20 is the dominant one. But I don't think people are. I think people are underestimating how, like, tough some 10 to 15 year olds can be.

John Shull 31:06

Yeah, I mean, especially if we're, if we're boys and girls, have hit puberty, some of them by then, so they are sometimes full on adults. Uh, body wise. Oh, the best

Nick VinZant 31:17

man at my wedding was a full grown adult by seventh grade. He's a full grown adult by seventh grade

Unknown Speaker 31:24

who was the best man at your wedding. I

Unknown Speaker 31:26

was at your wedding, Ryan.

Unknown Speaker 31:28

Oh, Ryan, red, is he still alive? He's

Nick VinZant 31:31

still alive. But I remember people thought that he was going to be the greatest athlete in, like, Kansas history, but he really just matured way faster than everybody else, and he's like, Oh my God, he's incredible. And then they just realized he was a full grown man by the age of 13,

John Shull 31:47

and then by 14, it had all caught up to him, and he was just an average guy.

Nick VinZant 31:51

And then he was just an average guy by that time, like, a little bit better than average. But then when everybody caught up, he's like, Oh, he's just kind of like, he's he's pretty fast.

John Shull 31:59

That's about it did it? Did he ever? Did he ever tell you about how he likes to smoke meat? How much do

Nick VinZant 32:04

you want to just talk about the fact that you're cooking? Just go ahead and get it over wet. Just understand, tell us. I've

John Shull 32:12

I was having this conversation with somebody. It's a random conversation. Somebody who told me that they're a chef locally in Metro Detroit ended up being a lie. But it got me thinking,

Nick VinZant 32:21

why would they lie about being a chef at a metro Detroit? Like, why would you just lie waiting?

Unknown Speaker 32:27

Like, I'm just gonna lie about waiting

John Shull 32:29

to grab takeout. And this person started talking to me, which I

Nick VinZant 32:33

Oh, yeah, whenever somebody's talking to you, I don't do that, yeah. And then they

John Shull 32:37

just start talking about this, you know? But got me thinking, like, just because I'm almost 40 doesn't mean I can't have a second career.

Nick VinZant 32:44

Oh yeah, dude, you can start over your life anytime you want. Man, it's never too late. It's never too late to make a change. It never is unless you're like, 80s, you want to be a professional basketball player, well, then it's too late. But,

John Shull 32:58

yeah, it's definitely not, not happening there. I've seen your

Nick VinZant 33:03

meat. It's way too small, tough and not useful enough to be a professional meat.

Unknown Speaker 33:10

Oh boy. Oh, you brought it up.

John Shull 33:13

I'm gonna stay away from my meat, but the meats that I smoke are fantastic. Oh

Nick VinZant 33:18

yeah, I'm sure that you're taking in all kinds of meat.

John Shull 33:23

I'm gonna move on to Sean brought it out, Michael. All right, I know I just wanted to talk about the lovely craft that is smoking meat cooking. Okay, not making a pancake that looks like it's been through hell and back. I

Nick VinZant 33:36

love my pancakes. I make great pancakes. We're not having a food off right now.

John Shull 33:41

All right, we are not alright. Let's give some shout outs here. I thought this was an interesting name, Oscar von witzeldorf. There's,

Nick VinZant 33:52

there's, that's, there's no way, dude, are you underneath me? There's a child. That's my room.

Unknown Speaker 33:57

Oh,

John Shull 33:58

that's thank thank. Thank you. To YouTube there, Oscar von witzeldorf, Stacy K Mr. Red. And then I only put that on there because I thought Red's kind of a cool first name. You don't hear any reds anymore, but it used to be a somewhat popular name in the 20s, 30s and 40s for men. Oh yeah,

Nick VinZant 34:20

that's a pretty solid name. That's probably the only color you can really be named after for a first name. You don't want to be named like yellow or green, like red. Grange was a famous

Unknown Speaker 34:31

or football player, I think

John Shull 34:34

look at you over there. Brad Maddox, Kyle Chandler, but not the actor, because I looked them up and apparently they have no affiliation. Which would be cool if it was Kyle Chandler. You don't even know Kyle Chandler is not a clue. Well, that's that's your own fault, but not necessarily surprising. I also did watch the worst movie I've ever seen this past weekend. I can tell. You about it later. Um Ethan Moore, Kimberly Baker, saucy sauce. I just once again love saucy sauce thanks to Instagram, where apparently no one uses the real name on any handle anymore. And then Jason Peters, and we're going to end here on Thomas McKinley, thank you to Instagram so all over the place. Good job watching you. Good job watching you. Proud of you,

Unknown Speaker 35:31

uh, proud of you for this good worry

John Shull 35:34

you ever get, good worry you ever get, you ever get disappointed to the point to where, like you just get frustrated and furious. Oh yeah, I have children. True well beyond that, I finally had a couple hours the other night, so I'm like, You know what? I'm gonna watch a movie. So I haven't watched a movie like straight through in a while, TV show, whatever. Okay, I've always been a fan of M Night, Shyamalan, his his work and his movies, I'm pretty impressed. So I turned on a movie called trap. You ever heard of

Nick VinZant 36:10

it? That's probably tells you everything you need to

John Shull 36:13

know. He directs it. His daughter stars in it. The main star, though, is Josh Hartnett. If you remember him, not

Nick VinZant 36:21

really. He's one of the ones that you get confused with some of the other ones. Like, there's always a couple of actors that are kind of the same, like him, Channing Tatum, the guy who's Hayden Christensen. They're all kind of that same, like general. So I just, I don't know, yeah, I don't know which one he is.

John Shull 36:42

And it was, long story short, I was kind of half excited, thinking it was going to be, you know, the plot kind of sucked going into it. But I was like, they'll turn it around. They didn't. I didn't even make it halfway through the movie. I turned it off. Just not, not good. Um, yeah. But then I then I just found myself sitting there furious, like, Why did I just waste an hour of my life. So then I just had a beer and ended up falling asleep on the couch. Okay, nice little evening.

Nick VinZant 37:06

Cool. Man. That was a great story, and I know that well,

John Shull 37:11

appreciate you. You know, I want everyone that's that's Look, that's seeing you, you nice haircut, I'm gonna give you positive reaffirmations and not being asshole to you, like, Oh,

Nick VinZant 37:23

thank you. I'm feel pretty good about this haircut. I haven't been getting to get my hair cut as much as I used to. You know, I'm getting a cut probably every three months now, where I used to get it cut maybe every six weeks, most things, I'm a little bit nervous, right? I've reached the age that, like when you cut it, I'm not sure what's going to be under there, so I'm always pleasantly surprised that it's going okay.

Speaker 1 37:41

160 pounds. Of pure bullshit, five baby, I gotta lose some

Nick VinZant 37:46

weight. Okay, I don't, yeah, I don't understand. M Night Shyamalan, he had one good movie, and he's been riding that for basically, for the last 20 years. Like, oh, Someday he's gonna make another

John Shull 37:57

good one. It's not gonna happen. That's accurate by any stretch of the imagine. That's how I feel it. That's that's fine. Um, do you want to give us an update on your

Nick VinZant 38:09

Vespa? How's it going? It's a scooter. It's a dual what's the difference a dual motor climbing scooter? Show it the respect that it deserves, because it's awesome, and I love it. And I took it around. Yesterday, I went and took my son to go play basketball. I can get to the grocery store in no amount of time. It's the ultimate form of transportation. I'm gonna go ahead and say my scooter is the ultimate form of transportation, because

Speaker 2 38:35

you just hop on it and boom, you

Nick VinZant 38:38

just stand on it and go. It's basically like flying, riding an electric scooter is the second best thing to fly.

John Shull 38:47

Like that hot tua girl once said spit on that day.

Nick VinZant 38:49

I never actually saw that.

John Shull 38:53

Uh, once again, it was because we live in a world of perverts, and the only reason she became popular is because of horny men. Yeah. That

Nick VinZant 39:01

mean that's, well, no. And women, bro, your audience, man, go with, play the hits. Play the hits. Don't hate, don't hate the play would be cool. That would be

John Shull 39:11

kind of cool to become, like, accidentally famous, like that. Like, you know, she didn't think that one sentence was going to be like her existence. But here we are.

Nick VinZant 39:20

Oh, life can change so quickly in a second, life can just change so quickly, and you'll never see it coming. I'm a big fan of that. I'm a big believer in the idea that you'll never see the big change in your life coming.

John Shull 39:35

Speaking of big changes in kind of tragic changes. Did you see those crazy videos coming out of Myanmar and Thailand of the earthquake. Want

Nick VinZant 39:42

to think about earthquakes, bro, I Well, I live in Seattle. I don't want to think about earthquakes, because one's going to hit me any second. That's going to basically erase the entire North Pacific Northwest. So I don't like to watch.

John Shull 39:55

Well, it got me thinking, because I think a couple weeks ago, we were talking about this, and you said, or. Quakes are the most terrifying natural disaster to you. And I live in an area where, you know, we're not susceptible to earthquakes. I don't even think I've ever felt one, but damn, I could imagine being on like, the 30th floor of a high rise and just having the entire building sway and being able to literally do nothing about it. That would be no, no thing, no. Like, what are you going

Nick VinZant 40:22

to do when the Earth moves underneath you without warning? Like, there's some things that maybe we shouldn't do. Like, if you live in an earthquake prone area, I don't think that putting a pool on the top of a sky rise is the smartest thing. Like, let's not do that.

John Shull 40:39

I mean, I'm, you know, whatever good, good on them, I guess. But until that

Nick VinZant 40:43

happens, oh, I don't understand. There was, I saw one video that somebody was in one of

Unknown Speaker 40:47

those pools.

John Shull 40:49

They were there. Yeah, the video that get out quick, the video that haunts me. And not to compare that to 911 but remember how there was all the videos of people jumping out of the towers. And, you know, 911 Yeah, which is harrowing enough. Well, there was a couple of window cleaners that were stranded on a high rise, cleaning the window, and you just see them swaying back and forth. And then, you know, I don't know what keeps them up or down, but like, they they go down about five feet. Then they stop and they keep swaying. It's just like that. That's, I don't even know, like, I don't even I'd probably just sit there and just be like, Yep, this is

Nick VinZant 41:27

it. Oh, I think that you just accept it. I think that you just like, you just accept it like,

John Shull 41:33

but I say that just to go back real fast, because I'm sure a lot of people are wondering the comparison, just the shock and awe of the video, like, I was like, Oh my God. Like, that is insane video. And also capturing something like that is just that's, that's incredible. Like, what a what a moment, what a terrible moment to capture,

Nick VinZant 41:51

but awesome to, like, watch and not be in. Like, whoa. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, don't mess with the earth. That's, that's my general saying it for years, man, don't mess with the earth.

John Shull 42:03

Actually, years, you've been saying it since we started this podcast. Oh, it's, that's like a reoccurring theme of, right? Like,

Nick VinZant 42:08

it's not a, you know, a huge mental realization to think, like, wow, we probably shouldn't mess with the earth.

Unknown Speaker 42:16

You don't have to be that smart. Figure that one out.

John Shull 42:21

I'm a little disappointed this episode as well. Nick, why? One of my I don't want to say childhood heroes, but someone that I looked up to, celebrity wise, he's kind of been a douche for a while now, and I, I think it's confirmed that he is officially a douche, and that is Will Smith, oh yeah,

Nick VinZant 42:44

that's a little surprising. He wasn't one that you could it's not like, um, who's the guy who was the Joker? He has a band. Oh, Jared, yeah. It's not like somebody where you instantly look at and I think that the opposite sex always has a much easier time telling when someone's just like a terrible person. It's not like him, where you can immediately look and be like, I bet that guy's a super creepy person in real life. Like, I bet he's a huge weirdo in real life, right? Like, yeah, Will Smith wasn't necessarily like that, but then he's he started to go down that road where you're like, Oh, he's got something I don't think. I think probably every celebrity does, to some degree, like that's not the kind of life that you would pursue if you didn't have some other pretty large motivations to push you in that direction.

John Shull 43:40

I got hit twice this week. I got Will Smith and then I got Hawk Cogan. Oh, well again. Cogan has

Nick VinZant 43:46

been going downhill for a long time, but I'm not familiar with what Will Smith did now.

John Shull 43:51

It's just it's not necessarily what he did. But remember when he slapped Kid Rock a few years ago? Yeah or not? Kid Rock, Chris Rock, not Kid Rock. Chris Rock, yeah, at one of them, Oscars. Well, Will Smith has has basically used that to come out with a new album of music, and it's centered around kind of that incident. And it's like, you used to be an A Lister like you, you know, you used to be the top movie star in the world and a a music artist, and now you're like, resorting to having to, you know, a viral moment that made you look like a complete idiot. And that's what you're gonna, you know, and people are gonna buy the record in the album, like, I just, I don't just made me, made me sad. Oh yeah, he could tell for

Nick VinZant 44:34

a little while he's been trying to desperately cling on to it, like he's been trying to hold on for a while.

John Shull 44:41

But another thing that we've talked about on this, on this podcast is, and you brought it up, and have good points on it, is, like, no matter how much money you have, if you're at that level, you're still chasing it like, but what is he chasing at this point? He has to have all the money in the world and friends and fame,

Nick VinZant 44:57

because I think that you i. I think that when you pursue anything with that level of relentlessness, there's a hole inside of you that you are trying to fill, and it will never be filled. Like it doesn't matter how rich and famous you become, if you'd have a desperate need for attention, it's just never gonna go away, like you always have to treat the disease, not the symptom. And I think that that's what happens with those people. It's like people who just want more and more and more money, like you'll never have enough. You have to I think that's one of the greatest lessons you can learn in life, is when enough is enough and to be happy with what you have. And some people just that never happens. And then they become increasingly more erratic as they try to pursue and fulfill that desire rather than just fixing what's wrong within themselves.

John Shull 45:50

Well, don't, don't, don't look at Britney Spears as social media, because it's,

Nick VinZant 45:56

I feel terrible. Yeah. Anyway, get rid of the conservative ship, like, oh

John Shull 46:02

yeah, that's gonna make her even

Unknown Speaker 46:06

healthy, yeah.

Nick VinZant 46:10

All right. Well, what Hogan do? It's not

John Shull 46:14

necessarily what he did, but his ex wife came out, possibly drunk, and basically filmed a video of herself saying how he has ruined the family, and blah, blah, blah, and he beat her, and he was, you know, a terrible husband, basically, all things that we all kind of had guessed. And, you know, if you watch their show back in the day, back in the day, being like, five years ago, you also, I mean, it was kind of all there anyways, but she came out and said it, and he responded by releasing like, a 22nd video with his current wife, who was like, 30 years younger than basically just pointing and laughing at a screen. Oh, basically, like they were, you know, and it's just, it's like, Come on, dude at the at the end of the day, that's your ex wife, no matter how much you dislike her, blah, blah, blah mother of all your children, I believe, like, went through all the bullshit with you, and here you're mocking her. Like, I just,

Unknown Speaker 47:10

oh, I don't I think that whenever

Nick VinZant 47:12

you are a super successful person, successful in air quotes, right? Like to get to the top of a field, you kind of have to be a terrible person, because you have to have things pushed to so far to one extreme that another aspect of your personality is really going to shop, is really going to suffer, suffer. What are you drinking? Well,

John Shull 47:33

uh, Costco special. Uh, it's called buys, B, A, I, I'm

Nick VinZant 47:37

going to go to Costco later today. I'm pretty excited about it.

John Shull 47:42

I actually, I used to dread it because, you know, you spend a lot of money out front, but then you realize that their shit last you weeks, and yeah, it's up, plus they have

Nick VinZant 47:52

their hot dogs are, oh yeah, amazing, oh yeah. We can keep talking about Costco all day, but let's, let's not, let's move.

John Shull 48:00

Kind of a fun question here. So when you're at a restaurant and you're offered the choice of a salad or a soup, which one do you take salad?

Nick VinZant 48:10

I've had some decent soups in my life, but overall, I would say that soups have generally disappointed me far more than salads have disappointed me. I'm gonna go ahead and say that soup is probably the most disappointing entree that you can have. Soup is very hit or miss, and it really doesn't kind of do the job that you want it to do, like I want to be a little filled up and have it taste good, and soup generally doesn't do that. It's just the most disappointing.

John Shull 48:38

Yeah, you definitely like to, you don't you don't like to take it all, but you like to take most of it. I disagree with you on that. I think soup is by far the better choice. And I've actually been let down. I don't know this is, this is? This is gonna sound weird. Well, go ahead, I've been let down by more salads than I have soup. I love soup. I think the soup is fantastic. Oh

Nick VinZant 48:59

no. I've been let down by far more soups than I've been let down by salads. Soup lets me down way more than salad lets me down because salad, you know what you're getting, and salad, you can always kind of spice it up a little bit. But if a soup goes bad, and I have no idea how those ingredients are going to taste in relation to each other, either,

Unknown Speaker 49:23

yeah, like all the things I description,

Nick VinZant 49:24

I'm like, Well, okay,

John Shull 49:27

I wonder, like, who decided that? Who decided you either get a soup or a salad? Why can't they offer you, like, a cheese tray or an egg roll? You know, it's just,

Nick VinZant 49:37

I don't know. We'll complain to the restaurant.

John Shull 49:41

I'm, well, that's what, that's what this forum is for, is for us to complain to each other, right? That what we do, bitching, yeah,

Speaker 3 49:49

we're just bitching, bitching about stuff. Okay,

Speaker 1 49:52

do you do you have a favorite swear word? I.

Nick VinZant 50:04

I mean, shit is probably my favorite one when you get right down to it, because you can drop it in places where you can't drop the F bomb like it's it's just as versatile, I think not quite. It's almost as versatile, but slightly more accepted.

John Shull 50:28

Okay, yeah, and I, yeah, I think it's easier to move on from a shit than a, you know, yeah, a motherf

Nick VinZant 50:34

Right? Like, if somebody's dropping those, you kind of like, God dang, well not God dang. Or, like, just think,

Unknown Speaker 50:42

God, dang, God bitch. Uh,

Unknown Speaker 50:45

stone bitch is of a good that's a good one, though I do like that one.

Unknown Speaker 50:49

Listener, are you ready?

Nick VinZant 50:51

Oh, that's all you got. We had somebody in the chat. I can't really read very well. Whole hand 72 you're asking about the candle of the month. Oh, oh, really. Oh, that makes my heart warm. I know, yeah, oh, you're the candle connoisseur. So it must be time.

Unknown Speaker 51:11

Wait, where's it go? I forgot. Oh, wait, it's time.

Nick VinZant 51:17

I saw a good one. I can now. I can't do the horse very well. That's I got it, I got it, I got it. Now I lost it. It's time. The Outlaw candle connoisseur Rides Again. Candle of the month. Oh, and he's not ready. He's not ready. No,

John Shull 51:36

I was, I was refocusing, and I was, I was partying the way, because April's candle the month, and that just made my whole my whole day, by the way, thanks. Whole hand 72 I also like candle the month. You do. It's basically the only and a shot and a shout out to Nick as well for the fantastic intro, you're welcome. Um, so anyways, as we know, April is in most places, brings rain and mud in mild temperatures after a long winter. So I have to give a quick shout out to Tony Abrams for giving me a shift, giving me a whiff of this, of this candle when I was when he had picked it up and he said, You know, I think you would really like this. So anyways, head over to homesick com, get the April showers candle. Okay, and it is. It's going to have kind of a an herbal feel to it, but it's also going to feel like fresh rain drops on a newly sprouted plant on April 16, while you're sitting there reading a book in 61 degree weather, having a coffee at seven o'clock in the morning on a Saturday.

Nick VinZant 52:55

Wow, that's what it's going to bring out of you. I do like spring, man. There is parts of spring where it's like, oh, life is returning to the world.

Unknown Speaker 53:06

Yeah? Just just to confirm,

Nick VinZant 53:07

though you were having a conversation with another man who said that you probably would really enjoy the scent of this candle,

Speaker 3 53:16

yeah. Just you guys, when that words were uttered, did any alarms? Any alarms go off or anything like that? No, no. Actually,

John Shull 53:25

this person, I don't, they're in the they're in the entertainment field, and I deal with him, you know, probably once or twice every year, and apparently he listens to the podcast, or at least knows about can over the month and stopped me, and, yeah, that's next thing I know. I'm talking candles for 20 minutes for getting a zoom call I had. So it was, it was great, 20 minutes. So wow,

Nick VinZant 53:56

sometimes you just get into an in depth conversation about candles with another man. Did you guys hug at the end? How did, how did it end? Was there a physical greeting at the beginning or a physical greeting at the end?

John Shull 54:08

No physical greeting at all. Nope. It's gonna, it's gonna cost you a little, a little bit more than some of the candles I put out there. It's gonna be about 30 bucks plus shipping. It's 14 ounces. It's going to give you about, I don't know, mine burned for like I did, like, a week and a couple of days straight. So it's going to be about 60 to 80 hours. Once again, homesick. Com, and it's the April showers camel. You're

Nick VinZant 54:35

just leaving that thing burning all through the night.

John Shull 54:40

I mean, not Well, yes, all through the night, but obviously you that's just

Nick VinZant 54:43

a terrible idea.

John Shull 54:46

I love, love waking up to it. I love the fresh aroma. Do you love

Nick VinZant 54:51

setting your house on fire? What kind of a responsible husband and father keeps a known fire risk in his house at all times? I. Right? That's just poor dadting. It's poor dadting.

Unknown Speaker 55:05

What's up? I don't understand why I wouldn't allow out of my house.

John Shull 55:10

Oh, that's why you're not the Canon secure

Nick VinZant 55:12

fire in your home, unmonitored flame.

John Shull 55:15

Nope, you're just the guy with the nice hair. Uh, what's

Nick VinZant 55:19

the latest in the candle forum discussions since we found out last time you did candle that you are apparently going on Reddit talking about candles all the time. So what's any latest controversy in the candle forums?

John Shull 55:34

I mean nothing, nothing to do. You need to do. You need to go get a glass of water or something. Dying. Continue. This isn't good. You might be dying. What's hot in the can of forms? Well, I mean, it's spring, so a lot of people have shifted from the candle forms. You find a lot of people kind of migrate in the spring, and then usually the the planting forums, which I am not a part of, but traffic is a lot less in the spring that that I've noticed. The

Nick VinZant 56:07

fact that, you know, this is horrific, like, the fact that you have been in and out of these forums and have been able to put this pattern together, to me, is incredible, right? Like, Oh, it's April, boy. Nobody's in candle chat. Like, what's going on? Nope. Oh, silly me, it's planting season. Is that what you're doing? Like, you're just like, John, it's planting season. That's how that went in your that's how that went in your house, right? You were like, Oh man, there's just not very many people in candle chat today. There's no the where's the vibe? Where's the candle discussion, where is it? Like, I'm not feeling the candle chat. And then you were like, Oh, wait, it's planting season. Did your penis fall off when that happened? Like, did it fall off?

Speaker 1 57:00

Actually, you're kind of spot on what what had Well, what

Unknown Speaker 57:04

happened there was,

John Shull 57:10

yes, somebody had asked a question about a candle back to them. So they said, what is happening on this chat? It seems dead or something, responded and said, It's planting season. So that's what I'm basing my my guess

Nick VinZant 57:28

on. You know what? Though, for me personally, number one, do what you like. But if that would have happened, and I would have made the realization that you had, I would have immediately just 180 in my life and changed, like, nope, going the wrong direction here. I'm going the wrong direction here. I gotta make changes.

John Shull 57:50

I love candles. I'm not even I don't even care. I love you, yeah, man, if I could, yeah, you do you? You know what? Apparently, like, whole hand loves it, or either that or he's making fun of me, I'm not sure, but it's all good. Or she this? We don't really know what to hear she, but it's true.

Nick VinZant 58:07

Okay, all right. Well, good, very candles. Sorry to hear that the chat forum isn't going off, silly. John, did you say that to yourself? No, yeah, you did. Do you tell your wife about that? Do you tell your wife about the candle discussion chat? Does she know? Does she know this is what you're doing?

John Shull 58:26

No, we don't really talk candles a lot. And see why.

Nick VinZant 58:28

I can see why. I would have a hard time. I can't. I don't know what life is like as a woman, but I would have a hard time like looking at my husband as he walked in and started talking to me about candle chat. I'll be like, Wait, you're the protector of this house, and this is what you're gonna be in here chatting about, is your flavor saver? Get out of here

John Shull 58:49

gone? Well, it's kind of there a little bit, don't they grow? It's disappointing. Listen. Anyways, Okay, you ready for our top five? Almost 40 years old. I can't grow fucking phases never happen. Yes, I'm ready. All right,

Nick VinZant 59:02

so our top five is top five fish. It's your number five fish. I'm gonna say fish like that. Every time I get a chance to say fish, I'm gonna say fish. What's your favorite so module, you gotta meet fish. Any candles that smell like fish? Fish themed candles, fish, fish. Let's wait. I'm

John Shull 59:26

just waiting on you to be done. Just want to talk about fish. You You let me know when you're done, and I'll go into my fish.

Nick VinZant 59:32

No more talking about fish. We don't talk about fish anymore. Jesus

Unknown Speaker 59:36

Christ.

Unknown Speaker 59:39

Want to talk about fish.

John Shull 59:42

I want my camera to keep focused. Just need

Nick VinZant 59:45

to be focused on fish

John Shull 59:49

number five is the only area specific fish I put on my list and to Michigan, even though it's around the country, but it is the trout.

Unknown Speaker 59:59

Oh, okay.

Nick VinZant 1:00:01

I mean, I thought you were gonna go a little bolder than that, like a trout. Like, wow. Watch out for this guy. He's wild and crazy.

Speaker 1 1:00:10

What? I don't know why that gets criticism for

Nick VinZant 1:00:14

me. I mean, it's a trout. It's like, oh, you gonna go what's what's next? Bass,

Unknown Speaker 1:00:20

you wild man,

Unknown Speaker 1:00:22

how'd you know? Large mouth, small mouth, rock. Which

Unknown Speaker 1:00:25

one are we doing? Small mouth, obviously.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:29

Okay, all right, what's your number five or five

Nick VinZant 1:00:31

is the blue tang? Blue tang?

Unknown Speaker 1:00:34

The hell is a blue tang? You don't

Nick VinZant 1:00:36

know anything about fish. I'm sitting here over having a conversation with a guy doesn't even know anything about fish.

John Shull 1:00:47

Blue tang, Finding Nemo for everyone out there who also doesn't know what, right? It's a

Nick VinZant 1:00:53

blue tang. It's I love, I love blue tang is the coolest, and it's got a fun name to say, like blue tang.

John Shull 1:01:03

It just doesn't really, it does. Never done anything for Oh, but

Unknown Speaker 1:01:06

it's trout. Like, you're like, oh, trout, yeah.

John Shull 1:01:10

You know why? Because trouts are strong. There's all kinds of them, ones even luminescent, like a rainbow called the rainbow trout. I mean, come on,

Nick VinZant 1:01:18

Oh, I do like rainbow trout. I used to fish for rainbow trout. That's fun.

John Shull 1:01:23

Number four, alright, mine number four is it? It's on the list only because it's haunted my dreams ever since I've seen a photo of it. And, well, that's why it's on the list. And it's the blob of fish. Oh, I

Nick VinZant 1:01:35

don't like weird fish, man. Like weird fish creep me out. That's why I don't like the ocean, because, like, Oh, what's that? Things down there? I don't even want to look at that like, I don't want to think about those things, man, Mr. Nick, I'm

Unknown Speaker 1:01:49

not opening my eyes.

Speaker 1 1:01:50

I got a human nose and eyes and a mouth. It's weird looking, all right? I took it off. I'm still not

Nick VinZant 1:01:56

looking, making my eyes closed the episode just my number four is a shark. That's fair. I didn't be specific about shark because I pretty much like all sharks. Like all sharks are pretty much the same. I mean, obviously the Great White is like the coolest shark, but all sharks are pretty cool. That's why I have sharks in number four.

John Shull 1:02:15

I think that is far too low to have on the list. Like sharks are, I mean, yeah, I'll obviously get to it, but sharks, they deserve a

Nick VinZant 1:02:27

higher it's going to be really difficult for me to take your list seriously when you started with trout.

John Shull 1:02:32

I agree. I agree. I don't, uh, well, my number three is probably really going to piss you off then, because I kind of, I basically put two of the same fish into one. So my number three, it's a tie between salmon and tuna, because I feel like they're the same fish, even though they're not the same fish, but like, they serve the same purpose, and they're both delicious,

Nick VinZant 1:02:59

yeah. I mean, like, I can see why people would be totally confused by that statement, but I can also see how salmon and tuna are kind of the same fish. Like, they're both, like, fish you eat. I didn't realize that tuna were really big. I really thought that they were small.

John Shull 1:03:17

No, they're Yeah, they're massive fish. I'm a fishologist, so

Nick VinZant 1:03:23

I'm a marine biologist. We're probably specialized

John Shull 1:03:26

in fish. No fish, nope. I have a plaque and everything. I'm a fishologist. Okay,

Nick VinZant 1:03:31

well, then if you were a fishologist, you should know the trout is not the fifth best fish. My number three is the blue whale, largest animal ever, the blue whale. I'd love to see one. I bet that's unreal to see a blue whale in person. I've seen some other whales, and I've seen your mom.

Unknown Speaker 1:03:53

I don't even know

Nick VinZant 1:03:56

that was seamless. You didn't see it coming anywhere, right? Like you didn't see it. You had your hands up protecting the face, and you got

Unknown Speaker 1:04:05

hit with a body blow. Is

Speaker 1 1:04:09

our our whales, fish? I thought whales were man, unclear

Unknown Speaker 1:04:12

to me. I have no idea.

Nick VinZant 1:04:15

I don't care. It's in the ocean. I understand that there may be some differences to me, but like, look, it's in the ocean. Maybe it's a mammal, but in my mind, it's a fish.

John Shull 1:04:26

I did my list based upon things that are classified as fish only. So

Speaker 3 1:04:29

okay, I didn't do that. No, whales are not fish.

Unknown Speaker 1:04:35

Yeah, they're mammals. Whatever,

Nick VinZant 1:04:37

I don't care looks like a fish to me. Don't come in here with your science, nerd, nerd, nerd. You're nerdery. Get out of here. I mean, you're right, but you're like, I don't care.

John Shull 1:04:49

I'm telling you, I'm a I'm a fish ologist, I'm telling you. Okay,

Speaker 3 1:04:55

all right, half my list is probably wrong, man. I.

Unknown Speaker 1:05:00

You have dolphin as number one. No, dolphins

Unknown Speaker 1:05:03

are garbage. Get them out of here. Overrated, overrated. So

John Shull 1:05:07

I kind of gave you a hard time because my number two is the largest fish in the ocean. What is it? And that is the whale shark.

Unknown Speaker 1:05:18

Oh,

Nick VinZant 1:05:21

what is a shark? A fish?

Unknown Speaker 1:05:24

I guess it yes, a shark is a fish.

Nick VinZant 1:05:26

I mean, whale sharks pretty cool.

John Shull 1:05:29

They can grow to be 42 feet long and weigh up to 50,000

Nick VinZant 1:05:35

pounds. Dang. Like that's crazy, man. Sharks are fish. That's impressive. I'm a fan of the Greenland shark personally, because apparently it can live to be like 400 years old. So if you think about that, like there's a Greenland shark that's alive right now that was born in like the 1600s

John Shull 1:05:55

What do you think Greenland sharks are gonna do when President Trump is the ruler of Greenland.

Nick VinZant 1:06:01

Maybe they'd have to change their name. Do they change their name? Do you

John Shull 1:06:05

think they'll be like the United States of America sharks? Now you

Nick VinZant 1:06:09

think they have to change their name? What a thing like, you know, what? Just gonna call this something different and like people anyway. Let's not get into that whole thing. Yeah, yeah.

John Shull 1:06:20

Send the Vice President to Greenland. It's, it's fine now, like, if there's anything else going on the world, right? I love what's your number two? Love the pictures

Speaker 3 1:06:26

of him, just like standing there all alone because no one wants to talk to him, just him in a field by himself. Let's not get into it. Let's just move an awkward

John Shull 1:06:35

spot to be told to do something. You go do it, and you're, I mean, he has to, I mean, JD Vance, I want to believe is somewhat of a smart person. He has, like, he has to be on that, get off that plane and just stand there and go, What am I doing? That's what

Nick VinZant 1:06:55

I don't like that to me, I wonder what the motivation in those kind of things are right, because let's not get into this whole thing, right? But when we look at the stuff that happened with the group chat, I just don't, I could never, I don't think anybody would be like, I need you to blatantly lie for me and just keep blatantly lying and just just keep doing it like, well, but why? Right? Like, I could never just put myself in a position in which you were so clearly and completely wrong. Like, no shirts, not black. It's not a black shirt, not wearing a black shirt.

John Shull 1:07:38

My man, there's, I didn't bring, I didn't bring that up on purpose. But there's, I mean, there's so many things about I was, I was added to a national security text thread.

Nick VinZant 1:07:50

He might be, man, he might be, you know, you might not even know, you can be on there. Still could be. Man, okay, anyway, let's just go. Let's just move on here.

Speaker 3 1:07:58

What's your number two, Orca, the killer whale,

Nick VinZant 1:08:03

also, I think, not technically a fish, but I don't care. It's awesome. Like you ever seen those videos of those things hunting? That's incredible. That's incredible. Yeah, they're better hunters than we are.

John Shull 1:08:16

I will say this, that if I was gonna put whales on the on the list, like, actual mammal whales orca would be on my list. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 1:08:24

that's a pretty cool animal, man. That's, you could make an argument that's probably like, the most advanced man animal on earth in terms of what it does. Like, how do we hunt? We hunt together, and we use our tails to, like, create waves and like that. Knock things. That's crazy. What's your number one?

Unknown Speaker 1:08:45

Sharks?

Nick VinZant 1:08:47

Okay, I understand it. I understand I understand sharks. Sharks are pretty cool. Do you have any particular shark you would put it number

John Shull 1:08:55

one? I mean, you got to go with the mother of them all, man. And that's the gray white shark you got. You have to now, fan favorite of mine is Hammerhead, just because they're so obscure. But I mean, great whites are, I mean, I feel like, if Great Whites weren't a shark species, no one would give a shit about sharks.

Nick VinZant 1:09:13

Oh, I mean, hammerheads are pretty like they would kind of hammerheads would make them stand out a little bit just because of their unique look, but Hammerhead is one of those things where, like, I'm not sure if you're like, really cool or a dork,

John Shull 1:09:28

like, let's, let's, let's look at this like a basketball team, right? Hammerheads are Scotty Pippin. Great Whites are MJ,

Unknown Speaker 1:09:38

okay. I Yeah, okay,

John Shull 1:09:42

my number one Tiger sharks are Luke Longley, it doesn't matter, uh, what's your number one array,

Nick VinZant 1:09:49

those big, giant Ray things that swim like that, like that. I would love to see one of those in person. I bet that would be super cool to see a man array.

John Shull 1:09:59

I. You're not talking about the ones that you can pet at the zoo. You're talking about the big ones that are in the ocean. I believe. I know it's kind of just trolling. Rip, Steve, rip.

Nick VinZant 1:10:09

Steve Irwin,

John Shull 1:10:13

I think a stingray got him. I think he went on with a stingray. He did

Nick VinZant 1:10:16

what's in your honorable mention? Because I need to go to soccer practice.

John Shull 1:10:21

We'll just cut it there, man, we'll

Nick VinZant 1:10:25

mention what do you got in there?

John Shull 1:10:28

So I actually had Stingray on the list. Okay, good, respectable, respectable, because I forgot about Mance Ray. I put on my personal favorite, which is my favorite fish to eat, which is walleye.

Speaker 3 1:10:39

Okay, I don't really eat a lot of

John Shull 1:10:45

and jelly. I have jellyfish on the list, but I had, I need to look it up to see if they're actually fish. I don't know if they're considered fish or not. And then I put on lionfish.

Nick VinZant 1:10:55

Cool, cool. Okay, those are interesting choices. I would put on the clown fish. I think that's a cool fish, cool looking fish. Um, I had another one that I just completely forgot.

Unknown Speaker 1:11:09

Why'd you say fish? Like that fish, uh,

Nick VinZant 1:11:12

the clown fish. Oh, the puffer fish. You know the thing that like, the blow fish, that just goes blows itself up. Like, that's a pretty cool, like, that's, that's a good strategy. What's your strategy? I just get real fat.

John Shull 1:11:28

I was gonna make a joke there. I'm not going to. This is a PG podcast. I mean,

Nick VinZant 1:11:32

like, octopuses are super impressive, but I'm not gonna, I don't like, like, that's like, an octopus or a jellyfish are things that I just don't want to be anywhere near like, they just creep me out that whole lack of a body, yeah. Like, no, I don't want anything to do with that. You,

John Shull 1:11:48

you said a couple weeks ago, I don't want to be in water where I can't see my feet. So

Nick VinZant 1:11:53

I need to know what's underneath me. I don't like that feeling of like, nope. I like to be on the ground. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out and let us know what you think are the best fish. And they don't really have to be fish, really, just something that lives in a body of water, is what we'll accept you.

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Sleep Psychologist Dr. Jade Wu helps people fall asleep and stay asleep. We talk the latest science on why sleep is important, what happens to us if we don’t get enough sleep, and why when you sleep is just as important as how long your sleep. Then, it’s Lions and Tigers vs, Bobcats and Cougars and we countdown the Top 5 Cats.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode sleep and cats,

Dr. Jade Wu 0:20

there are just so many things that sleep does for us that's absolutely fundamental to our health and well being, and then you're scraping the bottom of the barrel all the time and forcing your body and your mind to run on fuel that just isn't there. There's some evidence that the regularity of the timing of your sleep may be even more predictive of your health. I

Nick VinZant 0:43

want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because she helps people fall asleep and stay asleep. This is sleep psychologist, Dr Jade Wu, starting with the basics. I know sleep is important, but why is sleep important? It's

Dr. Jade Wu 1:09

helpful for not just helpful for but fundamental to our physical and emotional health. We repair damaged tissue, we release hormones, we fix the wear and tear on our bodies. We boost our immune systems. You know, we are literally growing and flushing out the toxins from our brains. So janitorial work, repair work, all of that. And also during sleep, we're consolidating memories. We're practicing the things that we're learning during the day, where processing our emotions, making sense of events, making sense of relationships between different events and different emotions, and that's where dreaming comes in. So I mean, I could go on and on, but there are just so many things that sleep does for us that's absolutely fundamental to our health and well being.

Nick VinZant 1:59

When someone is not getting enough sleep. What kind of goes first like, what are the signs and symptoms of like, you're not getting enough the

Dr. Jade Wu 2:07

best way to tell is that they're able to become sleepy during the day. So there are some caveats, though, because we humans do have a sort of evolved nap culture, like we have that circadian dip, that body clock dip in early afternoon. So if you feel like drowsy enough after lunch that you could take a nap, that doesn't necessarily mean that you're not you're not getting enough sleep. But if you're like in the morning, feeling sleepy in the late afternoon, feeling sleepy, you're falling asleep while reading a book, you're falling asleep during meetings. You're falling asleep while driving or watching a movie, or even if you just feel so drowsy that you could fall asleep while you're stopped at a red light, that that's the surest sign that you're not getting enough sleep, or not getting enough quality sleep, is it pretty obvious? Yeah, there. It's not like there are subtle signs that you have to hunt for. And like, you know, all these things have to line up for you to figure out that you haven't slept enough. Like, if you haven't slept enough, your body will tell you, you

Nick VinZant 3:10

know, I think, like myself included, pretty much addicted to caffeine. How much does caffeine just cover all this up? Like, normally, I would be ready to go to sleep at 10 o'clock in the morning, but because I had caffeine, I just power right through it. So even with the amount of caffeine that we're drinking, would we still notice that? Or does caffeine cover this whole thing up? That

Dr. Jade Wu 3:35

is a very good question. That is another big caveat, is sometimes caffeine covers it up, and that's actually why, when you drink too much coffee, you actually end up being more tired, because you've basically tricked your brain into thinking that you're not sleepy when you really are, when you haven't gotten enough of that physical recovery, when you haven't gotten enough of that emotional and mental mental recovery. But the coffee papers that over, and then you're scraping the bottom of the barrel all the time and forcing your body and your mind to run on fuel that just isn't there. So you end up going into the deficit and really, really becoming chronically tired.

Nick VinZant 4:17

Is there other signs besides being tired?

Dr. Jade Wu 4:20

Well, not to split hairs, but there is a difference between sleepy and tired. So sleepy is a sign that you're not sleeping enough. Tired is could be anything. Could be you had too much coffee, so like your body's running on fumes. Could be that you're bored, you're stressed, you haven't gone outside today. Not enough fresh air, not enough sunlight, not enough laughter, fun, you know, etc, etc. So tired could be from any source of things. And a big mistake that often, many of my patients make is, when they feel tired, they think there's there's they think that's because they didn't sleep enough. So then they go to bed really early. They try to take a nap. Up, and then they can't fall asleep because they're not actually sleepy, and then they're getting more anxious because they're like, see, even when I'm tired, I have insomnia, I can't fall asleep, but that's tired, that's not sleepy. So only when you're sleepy Are you missing out on sleep. And then if you're asking about other signs, so you may find yourself being more irritable, more cranky, more agitated, more anxious, because your body wants to tell you one way or another, you're not getting something that you need

Nick VinZant 5:30

when, when we look at kind of the effects of it, right? Like, is it immediate effects you didn't get enough sleep on Monday night, Tuesday you're going to feel a certain way, or is it you didn't get us enough sleep on Monday night and it's gonna kick in on, like, Wednesday? Is it immediate or delayed, or kind of both?

Dr. Jade Wu 5:48

It's kind of both. But I think people tend to overestimate how much immediate effect there is. Like, usually the way we talk about it is like, well, I didn't sleep well last night. Today, I'm screwed, but sleep doesn't really like we should not really measure someone's sleep health on the scale of 24 hours of the scale of nights or days or hours. We really should be measuring it on the scale of weeks, months, years, decades, because sleep is very resilient and dynamic. We don't have to sleep the same way every day, every night, in order to have overall good sleep health, just like you don't have to eat exactly the same number of calories a day, or eat, you know, exactly the same balance of different types of nutritions each day in order to have a healthy diet, like if your overall diet is diverse and has all the macro nutrients and micro nutrients that you need, you're probably good, right? So with sleep, it's the same thing. It dynamically changes based on the season of your life, that you're in, the time of year, that it is, the time of the month, that it is changes based on what you did during the day. Because, you know, sleep is ultimately a a recovery from the burden that you put on your body and brain during the day. So if you did less today, you probably will need less recovery tonight. If you did more today, you probably need more recovery tonight. But it can also be drawn out over the course of, you know, a longer time period, like if you're really needing to meet a work deadline, so you're going really hard on a work project. You can push through for like, 2345, nights in a row and still be functioning and still be okay, but you'll probably crash after that, right? And we don't, probably don't want to do things like that all the time, but once in a while it's not a big deal.

Nick VinZant 7:37

How, like, how big are the differences in the sense that, okay, let's say I need seven hours, but if I get six hours and 45 minutes, am I fine? Like, when do we start to kind of like, Oh, that's not enough.

Dr. Jade Wu 7:52

I'm gonna be a little annoying and kind of dodge the question a little bit, because I think the question implies that we can control exactly how much sleep we get and whether it matches what we think we need, right? So you started with the the premise that you need seven hours. So what if you get six hours or 45 minutes? Well, how you know you needed seven hours? And also, like if you do end up getting 645 minutes. So what? What were you going to do, like somehow, force yourself to sleep an extra 15 where would that come from? You know? So I think maybe the if we start with the premise that our bodies know how much sleep we need, and this need is ever changing, and it's different between you and me, then we let go of these rigid expectations about it should be seven hours. It should be eight hours and 12 minutes, like we should let those specific numbers go, and instead, just listen to our bodies for what we actually need, because our bodies are very good at telling us for the most part, and your body cannot produce more sleep than it needs. It just won't. And if it's if you're getting less sleep than you need, it'll tell you by making you sleepy. So you don't need to control it, just you just need to follow along to what your body tells you that it needs.

Nick VinZant 9:17

Are people that different, or are we all kind of the same? People

Dr. Jade Wu 9:24

are pretty different. I mean, there are people who need five hours of sleep and there are people who need 10. So we often, I think, put place too much pressure on we need to make this amount of sleep happen, or else bad things will happen. But it's more like sleep is a, is a is a signal. Sleep is a canary in the coal mine. Maybe sometimes that tells us the overall status of our health, and if our sleep is very extreme or very off or doesn't feel. Good, then it's a sign that something else is going on that we need to address.

Nick VinZant 10:05

Oh, well, that's good. Great. Like, oh no, there's another problem.

Dr. Jade Wu 10:11

Well, you know, but, but at least, at least then you'll be targeting the right thing, right? So often I see people with insomnia who are like, I cannot fall asleep. I I'm having so much trouble with sleep. My sleep is terrible. Sleep, sleep. They think that they have a sleep disorder, but it turns out it's like something totally else that is, yeah, making it so that they don't fall asleep when they go to bed at the time that they think they should be falling asleep, and then they're putting all this pressure on themselves to fall asleep at that specific time, and then they they don't, because that's just not what their body wants or needs at that moment. And that pressure that they put on themselves ends up turning into anxiety that fuels further insomnia. So what started out as like an anxiety problem, or started out as a depression problem, or started out as a not being physically active enough problem, or not drinking enough water problem has now become a sleep problem. The

Nick VinZant 11:08

big question, right? Like, how can people sleep better?

Dr. Jade Wu 11:13

Oh, that is a really big question. I think it depends on what their sleep problem currently is. And this is not me dodging the question this time. This is because the solution to different sleep problems can sometimes be polar opposites. So for example, for someone who is purposely, you know, pulling all nighters, burning the candle at both ends, not giving themselves enough opportunity to sleep, I would give them advice, like, hey, let's set a reminder on your phone to, like, start winding down at a certain time in the evening. Or, like, let's put away work and like, put away your phone and like, protect your space and time for sleep, right? Those are the more typical things that you hear, like, sleep hygiene type things. But if someone has insomnia and they're anxious about sleep and they're going to bed too early and causing more insomnia for themselves, the last thing I'm going to do is say, go to bed earlier. Put away your phone, you know. Like, protect time for sleep. Instead, I'm going to say, like, no, stay up. Watch that show. Like, scroll Instagram, have fun, you know, do whatever. It's okay. Read a book. Don't go to bed until you're sleepy. Get on your phone. It's okay. Watch a show. It's okay. Any stimulation you get from the light is going to be way worse than the stimulation of you being anxious and and like, doing the math in your head about how much sleep you're going to get so, you know, depending on what the sleep problem is, I may give opposite advice.

Nick VinZant 12:46

Do the problems? Do the difficulties? They seem to be pretty solvable. Yes,

Dr. Jade Wu 12:51

sleep problems do tend to be very solvable. We have excellent treatments for all types of sleep disorders and sleep related disorders, and for insomnia, for example, cognitive behavioral therapy for insomnia is considered like one of the crown jewels of CBT, because it's so effective and so safe and so lacking in side effects and so brief. You know, as far as therapies go, it's usually like four to eight sessions, and someone is done. You know that it's, it's just, it's considered the first line treatment for insomnia disorder, ahead of any medication, ahead of any sort of sleep hygiene education. CBTI is the gold standard treatment for insomnia, and most people don't know that. So I think the sleep field, we have a marketing problem. We don't have a effective treatments problem. Marketing

Nick VinZant 13:47

problem in the sense that like, people don't like. What do you mean by that? Exactly,

Dr. Jade Wu 13:51

people don't know that there are treatments that work. Are you

Nick VinZant 13:55

ready for some harder slash listener submitted questions? Sure. Is it just about the time, or is it about when people should sleep? Excellent

Dr. Jade Wu 14:06

question. It's both, and there's some evidence that the regularity of the timing of your sleep may be even more predictive of your health down the line than how much sleep you get, and that's because we have circadian rhythms, which are our close to 24 hour body clocks that we have in all of our cells and our biological systems that really run the machinery of our body. And it those rhythms are so powerful that when they get confused, then everything just gets derailed. Everything goes out the window. So you know the your sleep wake pattern, for example, if you usually get up at 6am on weekdays, but then you get up at 9am on weekends, that's like flying yourself from New York to Los Angeles and back every weekend you're jet lagging yourself across the whole continental United States. Uh, and your circadian clocks are going to be very confused about what time it is. And as a result of that, worse sleep, of course, at night, worse functioning during the day, worse energy levels, worse mood and even worse metabolism, higher likelihood of high blood pressure, high blood sugars, things like that. So you know, if we take good care of our circadian rhythms. Take good care of our body clocks, then we take good care of everything.

Nick VinZant 15:25

Does it matter in the sense of when I go to bed, and maybe to put numbers on it, let's just say psycho argument, I need seven hours. Does it matter if I get that seven hours from 10 to five, or if I get it from midnight to seven.

Dr. Jade Wu 15:40

It depends on your corona type. So your corona type is your personal, biologically hardwired tendency, or biological preference to be sleeping and waking at certain times. So some of us are hardwired to be night owls. So you know myself, I'm an example of that, where I am really alive in the evening, and I think my best, and I wrote my whole book, you know, between the hours of eight and 11pm that's like when I'm most my creative and productive self, and I sleep well when I go to bed late and get to sleep in late. That's like my ideal. If I can live on that schedule, I will get my best quality sleep those same hours, but shifted like several hours earlier, for example, which I'm having to do now because I have young kids, is not as good quality sleep. So even if the number of hours is the same, it's not going to be as good if it doesn't match my natural Corona type. So that's kind of bad news for a lot of night owls, because, you know, this world is designed for morning people, but there are tools we can use to pretty much most of the way, if not all the way, shift our circadian chronotype so that we become like or or wait, we at least mimic having an early Corona type and can function well as a morning person.

Nick VinZant 17:08

Are there differences between men and women

Dr. Jade Wu 17:12

in terms of sleep? I guess

Nick VinZant 17:16

there's. There is no more specific version of that question.

Dr. Jade Wu 17:19

Okay, well, women are more prone to insomnia. Women are about time and a half as prone in general, in large part attributable to hormonal changes. So starting at puberty, girls are having more sleep problems than boys already, and then during like pregnancy, postpartum perimenopause, women go through these hormonal roller coasters that really can mess with sleep. So most of my or not, most of my patients, maybe at least a good half of my patients, are women who are in their mid 40s, early 50s, going through menopause, perimenopause, and they're experiencing significant sleep changes at that time. But men are more likely to have sleep apnea. Lighter

Nick VinZant 18:04

question, what do you hate? More caffeine, alarm clocks or phones at night. But is there a thing that you're just like as a sleep professional? You're just like, God, they gotta get rid of those. I hate those things,

Dr. Jade Wu 18:19

like, if you have one of those, yeah, like digital clocks that shines like really angry red numbers at you that says, like, 2:45am that's probably my least favorite one of the of those options. Like, there are cultures that drink coffee after dinner, and it's fine. Phones, I use my phone in bed. I scroll. It's just if you're in your bed for like, hours, Doom, scrolling probably that's not helpful.

Nick VinZant 18:46

Oh, so it's not, it's not the object. It's the emotion the object makes you feel that is kind of the problem. It's the

Dr. Jade Wu 18:53

baggage that comes with the thing. Like, if your phone is just for like watching puppy videos and like chatting with your friends. It's probably fine, you know, like, dim the screen. Don't make us super bright in your face in the middle of the night. But if you like to read the news and, like, scroll, you know, like, read it, but like, it's, it's like, only the angry subreddits. Like, probably not. So it's, yeah, it's the function of the thing.

Nick VinZant 19:22

How long should it generally take you to fall asleep?

Dr. Jade Wu 19:26

Excellent question. So falling asleep is not like turning out a light. It's not like falling off a cliff. It's like going down a gentle slope. So you're actually starting to go down that slope probably even before you get into bed, like your body temperature is probably falling, your cortisol is probably falling, your melatonin is rising, your muscles are relaxing, your brains getting a little foggier. So like you're already going down that slope, and you're going down it gradually, and like you might do a little like blip up, and then you go down again, you know, kind of like that. So. So you know, if it's taking you, like, like, 15 minutes, half an hour, to fall asleep, that's the a pretty reasonable ballpark. It's okay if it's sometimes longer, it's okay if it's sometimes shorter, but if it's, like, consistently a lot shorter, like, your head hits the pillow within couple minutes, you're out. That means you're probably sleep deprived and you you're not getting enough opportunity to sleep, because you're not supposed to fall asleep that fast. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 20:25

no, this, I

Nick VinZant 20:28

feel personally attacked.

Dr. Jade Wu 20:30

Sorry. That

Nick VinZant 20:30

is, yeah. That is like, Yeah, I'm I'm down, and I'm probably down in 30 seconds. No, so

Dr. Jade Wu 20:38

between, between that and the you like, really needing your coffee in the morning. I'm guessing you're probably sleep deprived. Oh, now I'm sorry, yeah, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. What, like,

Nick VinZant 20:50

what would your advice, though, to be to some, to people in our society where the kind of thing is like, okay, for me, well, you just power through it. Like, there's no more hours in the day. Like, what would your advice be to somebody? Like, do you just have to suck it up? Or can you really make these kind of changes? Suck what up exactly you're going to be tired for the rest of your life. That's just how it's going

Dr. Jade Wu 21:15

to be. Because you're you're choosing to prioritize other things. So you're like, intentionally saying, like, sleep is lower on my priority list, so I It's okay if I'm getting, not getting enough.

Nick VinZant 21:27

Yeah, would my life be better not to make this about me, right? Like, but would somebody who is kind of, I'm going to be chronically sleep deprived, and that's just how it's going to be, because I don't want to give something else up. Would their life be better if, no, you should just get the sleep and then maybe these other things, your body would operate more efficiently.

Dr. Jade Wu 21:48

Um, I think, I think I understand what you're getting at. So often, people find that when they sleep better, they end up being more efficient and productive during the day, so they might be getting done two hours worth of work within an hour, let's say so in that case, they're not really losing time. They might be gaining time, or the quality of their work is better. They're more creative, or they're the quality of their relationships might be better because they're, you know, less cranky, or something like that. So, you know, I, I don't like to come in and wag my finger and say you should get more sleep, because that's not my like, that's not my life, right? That's not my value system that I'm I don't want to impose on someone else. So I very much support people making their own value judgments on Okay, I am given this one life, what in it is most important to me, and what am I willing to prioritize or sacrifice to overall live a life that aligns with my most cherished values? I think that's what it comes down to. And while you're doing that decision making process or like, shuffling up the priorities. Just remember that if you're worried that sleeping more will cause you to sacrifice other things, maybe do a little experiment for just a short term to see if you sleep just a little bit more, does it really reduce your work quantity or quality or or other areas of life, quantity or quality, and maybe be open to the possibility that sleeping closer to meeting your needs with sleep can actually help you to live the other aspects of your life more fully and more aligned with Your values.

Nick VinZant 23:39

You've convinced me was all it took. It's so weird how sometimes somebody just pointing something out to you is like, oh, yeah, I should do that. It's kind of stupid, the way that I just keep stubbornly doing. What are we still trying to learn about sweet sleep? Like, is there something oh, we're still trying to figure out,

Dr. Jade Wu 23:56

yes, and this is going to sound crazy, but we're still trying to figure out just exactly what sleep is and why we do it. We have some answers, but we don't have the full answers, like, Why do some animals sleep? You know, 22 hours a day? Why do you know those penguins sleep micro sleep? Like 10,000 micro naps a day, whereas we have more consolidated sleep, you know, and that there are animals that can sleep with half of their brain at a time while they're flying in the air or while they're swimming, you know. So it's like there's just so much that we don't know about sleep, and the factors that affect sleep, and the, you know, the way sleep changes. It's a huge mystery. Like, we think, like so many patients come to me and say, like, Okay, I think I figured out that if I do this during the day and I do that, and if I cut off coffee at this time, and if I exercise exactly this amount, then I will have, like, done the perfect algorithm to to buy myself a. Perfect night of sleep, and it's like, no, you've probably controlled four out of like, 10,000 factors. And we don't even know what most of those factors are, and if, even if we did, you probably can't control most of them. So, you know, chill out about it. We don't need to control everything about sleep.

Nick VinZant 25:18

Wait, penguins sleep 10,000 times a day. Not

Dr. Jade Wu 25:21

all penguins. There's this specific species of chin they're called chin strap penguins, and they micro nap like seconds at a time, or even less than a second at a time. So they're just constantly in and out, in and out, in and out of sleep, which sounds exhausting to me. I wouldn't want to do that.

Nick VinZant 25:42

Sounds like a bad strategy. Um, that's pretty much all the questions we have. Is people want to learn more about you. I know you got a book all that kind of stuff. Where can people find it? Yeah, so

Dr. Jade Wu 25:51

can I show my book? Oh, yeah, 100% here. So here's my book. Hello, sleep. Um, it's for people with insomnia, and they can find me on my website, Doctor Jade woo com. The doctors spelled Dr so dr Jade woo com, and I'm I'm around. They can find me. They can reach out through my website and whatnot. I

Nick VinZant 26:14

want to thank Dr Wu so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, the YouTube version will be live on March 27 at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. I've got two big questions for you today.

John Shull 26:47

I'm sure they're big. Do

Nick VinZant 26:49

you think that you have ever made a decision that has completely changed someone else's life? The only thing that I could think of for myself was like, if I decided to take or not take a job, that that decision could completely change somebody else's life who I've probably never even met.

John Shull 27:07

I think it's all What's that movie from the 90s? I think it's all Butterfly Effect stuff, though. Let me start this way. Have you ever had one of those instances where you know, if it was a minute before or a minute later, you would have been the person in the car accident. Or, you know, were you supposed to get on that plane that crashed, but you overslept?

Nick VinZant 27:28

Oh, I think about stuff like that all the time, and I think it could be the simplest thing in the world, like I decide to go to the grocery store at two o'clock instead of 215 and because I go at two o'clock, I walk across the crosswalk and a car has to stop, and because of that, they're a slightly late and miss something, or something happens to them. Like the smallest changes that somebody else makes can have a huge effect on you, and you would never even know it.

John Shull 27:58

I would argue to say that you probably change someone's life inadvertently, probably every day, you just don't know it. That's why I don't understand people

Nick VinZant 28:07

who think that luck isn't probably the biggest single factor in where you are in life.

John Shull 28:14

I mean, I think people don't want to associate luck with where they are in life, if that makes sense, feel like, oh yeah, hear the word luck. You think that? You know, I don't know, you just walked into a pile of money or something. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like the little things, yeah,

Nick VinZant 28:32

that's why I can never understand people who, when they're asked about success, like any of these kind of self help interview things or whatever, when they get asked, like, how did you achieve your success? The first answer should always be luck, and if the first answer isn't luck, that person has no idea what they're really talking about.

John Shull 28:48

I will say what has always fascinated me, and I kind of touched on it briefly a few minutes ago, was are the stories of people who would have been involved in tragedies, who, for whatever reason, don't, like I said, don't make the flight, don't get on the ship. Like, I find those, those people, to be more life defining than maybe some of the events themselves.

Nick VinZant 29:10

I think the famous one is, like, there's an actor who I don't really like. I know exactly who it is, but like, they were supposed to be on one of the planes involved in 911

John Shull 29:20

Yeah. I Yeah. I mean, I feel like there's multiple people, but I You said you don't like the actor, so I'm assuming you're not going to say their name.

Nick VinZant 29:27

No, I'm not. So let's just move on. Oh, my other question is the other big question. The other big question that I had is, what do you prefer more sour cream or guacamole?

John Shull 29:37

Oh, easy. Oh, on its own, or like, with something.

Nick VinZant 29:45

Oh, good question. Well, guacamole would be my number one on its own, because I would never just eat sour cream.

John Shull 29:53

I mean, somebody on this podcast may have done it once or

Nick VinZant 29:56

twice. You just eat sour cream by itself. I.

John Shull 29:59

Uh, once or twice, not, not, not large amounts. Uh, what

Nick VinZant 30:04

do you mean? Like, you just, like, you know what, I'm gonna have, like, a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream by itself? Well,

John Shull 30:10

you know, like, sour cream goes good with, like, cucumbers or, yeah, carrots, and you'll have some level, and you just eat it,

Nick VinZant 30:21

I don't know, but how many spoonfuls Are you just eating by itself? In

John Shull 30:25

less than two probably, but it's still solo sour cream eating. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 30:30

no, that's gross. I got a problem that's just like eating mayonnaise by itself or just eating ketchup or mustard. Do you do that?

John Shull 30:38

Man, if there's enough left over, sure, I'll, I'll, I'll lather it up.

Nick VinZant 30:46

No, no is the only thing that I have to say to you about that

John Shull 30:50

mayonnaise, not so much. Not a, not a big Mayo fan, unless it's on something. There's

Nick VinZant 30:55

not a single condiment that I would eat by itself. Okay, for sure, are there any condiments that you would eat just by themselves? Like you would just eat that condiment by itself?

John Shull 31:11

Yeah, mustard.

Nick VinZant 31:14

You would just have, like, a spoonful of mustard? Oh, No way, dude.

John Shull 31:19

I mean, and I mean, I not only would I have regular mustard, but then I'd have, like, horseradish mustard and spicy brown mustard, you know, and spicy mustard, like,

Nick VinZant 31:30

that sounds absolutely disgusting to me to eat any kind of condiment just by yourself, like, just a scoop of sour cream or a scoop of mayonnaise or ketchup, like, Oh, no. So

John Shull 31:43

I'll also say, probably an unpopular choice to eat by itself. But I absolutely love it is wasabi.

Nick VinZant 31:51

Oh, for some reason, I feel like that might be more common than than my reaction would say it is. I feel like that. I that's the only one I could, for some reason, give you a little bit

John Shull 32:00

out of all the spicy stuff I've had in my entire life, and I've had tons of spice, wasabi still gets me to a place that no other spice can get me.

Nick VinZant 32:11

Wow, okay, it's making it sexual.

John Shull 32:15

I just, I've never, I've not every time I have wasabi, I've don't it's like an experience all unto itself. It's incredible. Wow. Maybe

Nick VinZant 32:24

you'll have to try this out. I guess I've been missing out a little bit.

John Shull 32:28

Well, I think it back on it. It does sound kind of sexual, but it isn't. I swear, I swear, yeah, you made that awkward. Okay, all right, that would be, was it? I don't know if it was awkward, um, awkward

Nick VinZant 32:39

for me. Well, that's what I'm

John Shull 32:44

doing anyways. Alright, let's give some shout outs here for for the past week, which the week felt like it took forever. But here we are. We'll start off with Martin cam check. Katie Chernoff, Sandy Garcia. Martin brolofsky Isn't prolos Isn't brolofsky? Like, one of the South Park kids, last names,

Nick VinZant 33:08

something close to that. So I kind of know what you're talking about,

John Shull 33:12

but not really. You weren't a South Park guy. Were you?

Nick VinZant 33:16

No, I think that that shows really good. I'm always really impressed, like I think that they do social commentary better than almost anybody that I've ever seen. But I don't particularly, I'm not a fan of it. I don't watch it. I don't really watch any shows, to be honest with you.

John Shull 33:29

All right, let's see here. Uh, Nadine Kelly, uh, Jacob Hoffman, Elian, baruga, Muhammad, McCabe, Justine, Isabella, Casey, guyeski and Jack Shanahan, nice.

Nick VinZant 33:50

Way

Unknown Speaker 33:51

to go, dude. Way to go.

Nick VinZant 33:55

You keep that. Proud of you for that.

John Shull 33:56

Keep just keep it. Check out our stuff. I don't know what else to say. I don't, I don't know if I've ever duplicated a name. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 34:05

seven years, all the time. No, I don't. Yeah, all the time. Dude, no way.

John Shull 34:09

I duplicate names all the time. No, you're just, you're just doing that. Um,

Nick VinZant 34:14

yeah, our boy, Vern, you duplicate that all the time. Oh, well, because

John Shull 34:18

Vern, Vern is one of the few. Yeah. I mean, he's been around since the inception of

Nick VinZant 34:23

this thing. He gets a special case, okay,

John Shull 34:25

uh, let's see two, two different Trump related things this week. Oh, boy, here we go. One is, it's not really what is related to him, but it's more or less. Linda McMahon, I don't think I've ever felt more sorry for somebody appointed to a position than her, and I say that in saying obviously, they're starting to dismantle the Department of Education, which is she, she's the head of and they're expecting her to go on all these interviews and like, answer questions about the Department of Education. And when there isn't going to be one, like, what a position to put and listen, I'm not, I'm not standing up for her. She knew what she was getting into. But like, just what a shitty position to be in this,

Nick VinZant 35:10

to take this out of the political realm, always reminds me kind of of the job interview question where they're like, why do you want to work here? Why do you want me to lie to you? Why do you want me to lie to you? Like, what are you just seeing? How good of a liar that I am.

John Shull 35:27

I've no, man, I've, I don't even know that. Once again, I don't know what answer you would give whoever was interviewing her, I'm guessing the president, but he probably didn't interview her.

Nick VinZant 35:36

I know I wouldn't think so. Man, uh, anyways, though, like, yeah. Moving

John Shull 35:41

on to something else that I know I love, which is, so you know how the White House does an Easter, Easter Egg Roll every year for Easter, yeah? Well, this year, Trump is Trump is wanting sponsorships with the promise of local and branding opportunities. Oh, my God. And the sponsorships prices range between 75 and $200,000

Nick VinZant 36:08

who's getting the money? I didn't read like, who's who's getting the money for it, right? Okay, this is my thing, right? To make this a little bit political, my thing with what is going on right now, even if you believe that the way that the country is going and the things that are going to be the things that are being done or the right things to do, I don't think that you can make any kind of a logical, rational argument that that's the way To do it like that's my issue. Okay, you okay? All right. You believe that this is the way that things should go, but you can't possibly believe that that's the way to do it, right? Like you think that we should downsize the government, okay? All right. Do you think that we should fire the people with the nuclear codes? Oh, no, we probably shouldn't do that. Should we fire the people who are researching a potential another epidemic that is going to come? No, we probably shouldn't do that. So even if you agree with what's being done, I can't have a logical, rational, critical thinking analysis conversation with anybody who thinks that that's the way to do that. And that's the problem. Like, you can't do that thing that way. It's like, I want to lose weight. What's the plan starve myself and not eat anything, or do large amounts of cocaine? Like, it's good that you want to lose weight, but maybe that's not the way to do that. Like, cut off my leg so I lose 60 pounds. That's not the way to do that.

John Shull 37:44

That might actually be one of the best like side by side analysis that I've heard so well done.

Nick VinZant 37:51

Oh yeah, it's not. It's like you can't do it that way. So there's my rant. I think our live stream, by the way, how sad. Well,

John Shull 38:01

God dang it. How do you stop clicking buttons over there? I don't

Nick VinZant 38:05

know what I did. I did something. Didn't do it right? Okay, whatever.

John Shull 38:08

Well, let's, let's just restart. Then, oh no, it's fine. It's still going.

Nick VinZant 38:13

Just kidding. Ah, I got things to do today, man. I gotta go to the grocery store. Ride my new scooter round.

John Shull 38:19

Okay, you want to talk about your new scooter. I do want

Nick VinZant 38:22

to talk about my new scooter. So I've been eyeballing a stand up electric scooter for a while. I've been thinking to myself, I'm going to get a stand up electric scooter. It's going to be bad ass. And I bought it and it's bad ass. Will you stop saying bad ass like that? No, I won't, because it's bad ass what I'm doing with this scooter, it's incredible.

John Shull 38:46

Was that it was that it I thought I was expecting more. You

Nick VinZant 38:48

know, how quickly I got to the beach and back, I took my son, got him on the scooter, both of us helmets on, got to the beach, which is two miles away, got an ice cream cone. Got back from the beach, which is two miles away, including eating the ice cream cone at the ice cream store. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I'm like the matt fucking flash.

John Shull 39:13

What's the max speed of this wonder bike I got? I can check. Do you

Nick VinZant 39:17

want me to check? I mean, on, hold on. Well,

John Shull 39:22

it's not street legal, right?

Nick VinZant 39:24

Oh no, it is. I don't, well, it's unclear. It's a gray area enough that don't have to worry about it 36.2 miles an hour. I got it up to 36.2 miles an hour. This is actually a little bit scary. On a electric moment with no suspension, when you hit a little some hits and bumps. It's a little it's a little

John Shull 39:41

bit scary. I mean, listen, good, good on you. Do you want to talk about how you endangered your entire family last night by getting it up to certain miles an hour inside of your home?

Nick VinZant 39:52

I may have had some edibles and a drink and tried to see how fast I could get the scooter going in my own house, and I got it up to seven miles an hour. I.

John Shull 40:00

Was there, like, a point when you were trying to go get it up to a certain speed where you, like, where you were thinking to yourself, maybe this isn't a great idea,

Nick VinZant 40:09

no no, because, like, I got it up to seven, but I never really, like, saw what it was capable of. Like, I did it all within the safety parameters that I was comfortable with, so I wasn't worried about it.

John Shull 40:21

Well, you know, there is today, what I think you should try to get to 10 today. Oh, maybe I'm

Nick VinZant 40:30

not, though. No, I've reached my limit. I've reached my limit. That's as fast as I can get it to go. It's as fast as you should get it to go. You

John Shull 40:37

should, like, the end the podcast on this episode, you should just get up and just like, Scooter out, out of your door, and just leave, just leave the stream up.

Nick VinZant 40:46

It's actually heavy as it's it's really, really, really heavy. It's

John Shull 40:49

good for you. Man, good bit too heavy. Well, let's go from fun to, we didn't have an we didn't have a rip last episode. Well, we had George Foreman

Nick VinZant 40:58

died.

John Shull 40:59

Yeah, George Foreman died.

Nick VinZant 41:04

That's all, yeah. Okay, all right, yeah,

John Shull 41:05

no, that's what I want to talk about. Man, oh,

Nick VinZant 41:07

okay, I didn't, I didn't realize that's what you were going for. Yeah,

John Shull 41:11

I had a couple of questions regarding George Foreman to you that I thought about when thinking of big George and more or less, when you think of George Foreman do you think of him as a boxer or as a, you know, Foreman Grill guy?

Nick VinZant 41:28

I guess I think of him for the Foreman Grill first, to be honest with you. Oh yeah, I definitely think of him for the form for the Foreman Grill first.

John Shull 41:40

I was reading a statistic, and I don't know if this is an actual statistic or not seemed real, but apparently his product of grills have sold over 100 million items since the company came out in the mid 90s.

Nick VinZant 41:56

Oh, that's huge. And that's like what we were talking about, all right? Well, we were talking about at the beginning of this episode the idea that your decision could potentially change somebody else's life. I think they reached out to somebody else first for the George Foreman grill. I don't think he was the first celebrity spokesperson that they were looking at. I think it was someone else.

John Shull 42:18

I mean, without actually looking, I'll, I'll agree with you, but no good. It was one, one thing, one little nugget that I didn't know is what it was actually supposed to be called the fajita Express, but George Foreman, because of who he was, apparently didn't need a lot of fajitas. But said, if you can kind of change it to do burgers, I'll attach my name to it. So

Nick VinZant 42:43

that was like everybody had, everybody had a thing for everybody had a George Foreman grill. Well, they

John Shull 42:50

were relatively cheap too, by the way. I mean, it's, you know, 3040, bucks back then wasn't a whole lot for something that was going to take all the grease and fat out of your meat and make it healthy for you, which isn't truly accurate.

Nick VinZant 43:03

Oh, okay, but all right, all right, all right. This is the problem is that the person who claims to have been approached first is kind of a notorious liar about things like this,

John Shull 43:15

right? Oh, is it the pillow guy? The pillow guy? Mike, no,

Nick VinZant 43:20

no. So George Foreman Hulk Hogan says that he was initially approached for the George Foreman grill, but Hulk Hogan has turned out to buy be a notorious liar about things.

John Shull 43:32

And I, I say this with as much love as possible. I wish that wasn't the case, because he was, you know, he was a hero to all of us young boys growing up in the 80s and 90s. But yeah, he's turned out not to be a very good person.

Nick VinZant 43:44

Oh yeah. He's like, and some of his lies are ridiculous, like the idea that he wrestled 400 days a year, there's 365 days. Well, don't even start. Don't even try it. It's already been analysis to have my boy, Jim Crockett. Is his name? No Name. Jim

John Shull 44:01

Cornell. Jim,

Nick VinZant 44:02

it's not Eddie Cornell Cornett. Cornet

John Shull 44:06

Yes. Sorry, yeah, Jim Cornette, and I gotta tell you, he's about as big of a liar as, oh, don't you besmirch

Nick VinZant 44:12

Jim Cornette on this show. It's my boy. I'll

John Shull 44:18

just move on. But okay, that may actually be accurate. Um, I think one little known thing about George Foreman, if you don't know how great of a boxer he truly was, he fought 81 fights, and he only lost five of them. I mean, that's, that's, I mean, he's good. I just like sir. I just Well, I just say that to say I feel like he became a clown in his later life, when he was actually a bad man, like he was a I mean, he was up there with the Tysons of the world in terms of boxing efficiency and how great he was. Oh

Nick VinZant 44:53

yeah, because he didn't look like a boxer as much like he didn't look like a mean guy like Mike Tyson. Look like a guy who's going to eat your heart. You know, there's enough. Ali looked like a guy who's going to whip your ass. But George Foreman looked a little bit like, he didn't look like a mean guy. And,

John Shull 45:11

I mean, you know, he became, I mean, he, he did so much the Foreman Grill. He was a chef. He had restaurants. He was a a minister. I mean, just what a life. You know,

Nick VinZant 45:23

it's busy man, busy man,

John Shull 45:27

as you said, changing lives inadvertently. He, he did tons of that. Okay, all right, uh, all right. Would you rather go to the bottom of the ocean, explore it, or go into space? Go

Nick VinZant 45:39

into space. I don't want to go to the bottom of the ocean. Bottom of the ocean creeps me out. I don't really even want to go into the water. To be honest with you, I don't like anything where I can't see where my feet are.

John Shull 45:52

Wow, that was an exact answer. Like you, there was no God doubting you on that.

Nick VinZant 45:57

No, no. Because, like, think about this, right? Like, if something goes wrong in either place, you're probably going to be dead. There's really no hope for you. It's going to be a bad death. You're not going to like it, but at least if you're in space, like, you can see everything around you, like, if you die at the bottom of the ocean, you just die in complete cold darkness.

John Shull 46:20

I mean, either or you're probably not going to have very many seconds to realize it. So I don't know, you know, I do think you bring up a great point, though, about not, you know, like rivers and things. I mean, those are murky, most of them, and you have no idea where, even if you're in waist length or waist high water, like you have no idea what you're stepping in, or you know what you might be stepping on. It's, it is kind of eerie

Nick VinZant 46:45

when you I don't like it. I don't really like to get I love water, but I don't really like to get into anything where I can't see where my legs are. Like, if I can't see what's beneath me, I don't want, I don't want anything to do with that.

John Shull 46:59

Nope. So I guess on our Profoundly Pointless cruise, you won't be going in the water. I guess we'll be going

Nick VinZant 47:08

on the cruise, and you'll never get me on a cruise. I will never go on a cruise. I went on a cruise one time, and I will never go on a cruise again. That was the worst experience of my life. No, it was the worst vacation experience. Wow.

John Shull 47:22

Do you want to tell us more?

Nick VinZant 47:23

I just hated it. I just hated it, hated it, hated it, wow. Well,

John Shull 47:28

that's, that's all I kind of had for this episode.

Nick VinZant 47:31

All right, so our top five is top five cats, not like house cats, but like types of cats, like lions, tigers, not bears, but maybe it's not a cat. Osellaxes,

John Shull 47:47

what? So can I ask a question before we get going? Yeah, what? What sparked this idea? Just, What? What? What sparked it?

Nick VinZant 47:55

I don't know something just like, Let's do cats.

John Shull 47:59

I just didn't know if this might have been you on your scooter going crazy, and you're just like, we're going to do best cats,

Nick VinZant 48:05

no, dude, when I'm on my scooter, man, I'm not thinking about anything but the wind in my hair and the freedom in my soul. That was great. What it I have so much fun on that I have, I mean, don't make me get my son in here to be like, What do you think of the scooter? And he'll be like, it's

John Shull 48:24

badass. You truly seem happy with your scooter. So

Nick VinZant 48:28

I really enjoy it, man. There's nothing funner in life, and just going

Dr. Jade Wu 48:31

on we I'm,

John Shull 48:35

I'm legitimately happy for

Nick VinZant 48:37

you. Good. You should get your scooter. Maybe I'll send you one. All right, my

John Shull 48:41

number five favorite type of cat, I'm going with the Black Panther.

Nick VinZant 48:47

Oh, okay, Black Panther didn't make my list, but that would be really up there. It's cool.

John Shull 48:52

It's, I mean, could you imagine I so I tried putting myself in situations with all of my top five, and how scared of scared of shit, I'd be. So here's walking through the jungle, and you just stop, and you just hear a snarl, and you look to the right or the left, and there are just these yellow eyes just staring at you. And then you're dead.

Nick VinZant 49:12

You're dead. The Oh, the I don't Okay. I don't know specifically if it was a grizzly bear, but I know it was a really big bear that I ran into once when I was out hiking. And I was like, Wow, that's awesome. And then I thought to myself, oh shit,

Unknown Speaker 49:30

yeah, dude, I

Nick VinZant 49:31

don't like people who say I want to see this in the wild. Like, No, you really don't. You really don't. No,

John Shull 49:38

I there was that video that service a couple years ago, the guy in the woods and the brown bears chasing after him, and like the brown bear is fast as hell and waiting away from it, yeah, like, No man, I'm good. I'll pass

Nick VinZant 49:52

my number five is a snow leopard. I think a snow leopard is just like the coolest thing, like mysterious. Is rare. I have it on my

John Shull 50:06

honorable mention. It's a cool cat, cool looking cat. I agree, maybe underrated.

Nick VinZant 50:10

Yeah, yeah. The only thing I think that keeps the Snow Leopard down a little bit is just because it's not as popular. Yeah, people aren't as familiar with the snow leopard. Uh,

John Shull 50:21

my number four, and I think this, this may be the most overrated big cat, but it's the cheetah. Oh,

Nick VinZant 50:31

my number four is what I think is the most overrated big cat, which is the lion. I don't like, okay, overrated. It's just big, like, what's it really doing? It doesn't compete with the other big cats. It doesn't have, like, a cool feature, like the other ones do just the biggest I

John Shull 50:50

actually think that lions probably have the coolest feature, which is the main That's badass,

Nick VinZant 50:56

yeah, but the lion s is actually more badass than the lion. He's just got a mane. We're

John Shull 51:05

splitting hairs there. Okay, three. My number three is a speaking of a lion. Is a mountain lion. That's

Nick VinZant 51:13

my number three. Two is a mountain lion. I've seen a mountain lion in real life, and thought to myself, I better get to hell

John Shull 51:20

out of here. I so I've never seen one, obviously, with where I live. But, I mean, I'm guessing they truly can scale the side of a of a mountain, like, it's like, just incredible to see. You

Nick VinZant 51:33

know, that's not why they call them the mountain lion, right? Like, it's not like, I

John Shull 51:37

have no idea. I have no idea,

Nick VinZant 51:38

no idea. Do you live in the world.

Unknown Speaker 51:41

I have no idea.

Nick VinZant 51:43

It's probably because they're found at like, higher elevations. Is assuming why they probably called a mountain lion. But I believe I may be wrong here, but I believe a mountain lion, a cougar and a puma are all the same thing, just depending on where you are, but mountain lions are crazy, like, that's an animal you don't want to mess with, but I'm saying of an animal

John Shull 52:03

that they're not mountain lions, because they don't climb mountains. No,

Nick VinZant 52:06

I'm saying they're not. They're like, they're just called different things in different areas. Sometimes they're called a cougar, sometimes they're called a puma,

Dr. Jade Wu 52:13

okay,

John Shull 52:14

alright, uh, my number two is just the standard, atypical lion.

Nick VinZant 52:21

Oh, I bet our number one's gonna be not saying that. My number two is amazing. My number two is my number two is a cheetah, fastest land animal on earth. Like, just cool,

John Shull 52:35

uh, they are cool cheetah. I just feel like I said earlier. I feel like that's all they have to go on is that they're fast. If you take away their speed, what are they? You know what I mean? Well,

Nick VinZant 52:46

if you take away a lion's size, what is it?

John Shull 52:49

They're just another they're just another cat, you know, just another house cat walking around. What's your number one? So it's a tiger, but it's specifically a white tiger.

Nick VinZant 53:01

Oh, I didn't go that far. I just went Tiger, but I could go Bengal tiger,

John Shull 53:08

yeah, I have, I mean, I'm fascinated with white tigers. They're blue eyes. They're like Alaska Malamutes, like the dog to me, like, I think they're just absolutely beautiful creatures. Okay? All right, anyone who wants to gift me one, I'll send you my address, a white tiger. Oh, that'd be

Nick VinZant 53:31

Would you ever have it? Would you ever keep an exotic animal as a pet? No, no, I wouldn't either, but

John Shull 53:38

not because I don't want to, but because I know, like, what would happen, I'd say, take care of it, and then I wouldn't. Or, like, you know, yeah, I just, yeah, it just wouldn't work out.

Nick VinZant 53:51

Yeah, I would be, I wouldn't want to take care of it. Or be like, Wow, that's a lot, and that's not really worth it. Like, it's not like, the Tigers ever gonna like, hey, come watch him sit next to me and let's watch a movie.

John Shull 54:03

Well, and then, you know, we both have little kids like, you know, that's an issue. You know, neighbors will be over. It's all a liability thing at that point. The

Nick VinZant 54:13

only thing that I really have in my honorable mention is a bobcat and a lynx. I think a lynx is kind of cool. But other than that, I don't really care about, like, ocelots.

John Shull 54:25

Care about Jaguars. You know, I had one one on that's kind of obscure, but it's called a savannah cat. And basically, they're, they're, they're large, like snow cats that live in snowy regions, obviously, let me look it up. But yeah, it's, it's, technically, I believe it's, yeah, I believe it's considered like the tallest, biggest, like domestic cap read, but the. Wild. They're just like a really big wild winter cat

Nick VinZant 55:03

is the savannah cat is a type of hybrid cat developed in the late 20th century from crossing a serval with a domestic cat. I don't really know what a serval is. They're very tall, though,

John Shull 55:14

but okay, do we say Jaguars? By the way? I feel like Jaguar needs to get a shout out too. I

Nick VinZant 55:22

don't know what a jaguar is. I know what a jaguar is.

John Shull 55:28

A jaguar, Jaguar.

Nick VinZant 55:31

Try to get Come on. You can do it. Jaguar,

John Shull 55:34

Jaguar.

Nick VinZant 55:37

It's getting worse.

John Shull 55:40

Jaguar, like,

Nick VinZant 55:41

say war, holy,

John Shull 55:43

it's not Jaguar, is it? No wire. Say

Nick VinZant 55:47

gore. No, just listen, let's work through this. Okay? Say war, war, Jaguar, Jaguar. There you go, Jaguar. I don't know if that's actually a power to pronounce it, but that's how I pronounce it. Well,

John Shull 56:03

it's not Jaguar that I just realized. Thank you. Okay,

Nick VinZant 56:07

I think it's best to just stop this. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode. Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it really helps out the show and let us know who what. Let us know who you think, or what you think, what you think are the best cats, or should it be, who you think are the best cats? I really don't understand English that much. Do.


Hand Tap Tattoo Artist Lane Wilcken

Traditional Hand Tap tattoos aren’t just tattoos, they’re a unique, ceremonial experience specifically designed to connect someone with their history, ancestors and culture. Hand Tap Tattoo Artist Lane Wilcken has honed his craft for more than a decade. We talk the process behind Hand Tapped tattoos, the unique story behind each tattoo and connecting with those who have come before you. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Hardest Minor Life Decisions.

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Interview with Hand Tap Tattoo Artist Lane Wilcken

Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, hand tapped tattoos and the hardest, minor life decisions

Lane Wilcken 0:24

in our traditions, ultimately, tattooing came from our ancestors, who are deified into Gods. There are not many things you can do in this life where you can have the same experience that your ancestors had. You know, feel the same type of pain, hear the same rhythms, and in our tradition, the practitioner chooses the design for the individual, not the other way around.

Nick VinZant 0:51

I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate it really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest. This is hand tapped tattoo artist. Lane Wilkin, what is a hand tapped tattoo?

Lane Wilcken 1:11

A hand tapped tattoo is something that's usually done as a ritualistic practice, and among Austronesian people, we do hand tap tattooing as a ritual practice to adorn ourselves with manna. If you play video games, sometimes you might see Manna used for magic. Manna is a spiritual authoritative power that can be inherited or bestowed upon individuals, and we do that through tattooing. So it's a little bit different from going into a tattoo shop, where it's more focused on the art, this is focused on the symbolism, the meaning and the relationship that is denoted by the markings. How

Nick VinZant 2:00

does the process of doing it like? How do you do a hand tap tattoo? So

Lane Wilcken 2:05

the tools that we use in hand tap tattooing are very different from what you would see in a tattoo shop. It's different from Stick and poke. It's different from a machine. These are usually wooden handles with bone combs of needles attached perpendicularly to the handle at a wide angle, and the those carved bone needles are dipped in a soot based ink placed over the skin and tapped right into the skin like this, in and out, like a sewing machine. It's not easy, because it's not, it's it's not like a machine where you just kind of set a depth, so to speak, and you find the sweet spot, and you go every tap I am feeling, how deep to go to the skin? Yeah,

Nick VinZant 2:57

that's what I was going to ask you, right? Like, looking at it like, okay, that doesn't look super hard, but what's the intricacies of it? Like, why is this something that really has to be passed down and taught to people?

Lane Wilcken 3:11

Well, one is the skill set of the tools is, is considered proprietary knowledge, if you will. This is handed down from teacher to student. We kind of guard our our creation methods for making these tools, because that is considered sacred knowledge in our traditions. Ultimately, tattooing came from our ancestors who are deified into Gods. So it's a sacred process. And so my tools, because they've come through my teacher and his teacher before him, you know, continuing on through the generations of time, the tools are considered to have a lineage, and they have a genealogy, if you will. And so that's something that we kind of guard because it's considered sacred, that lineage is considered sacred, and not anyone can just take it up. You have to be chosen. So I'll have, for example, people that will approach me say, hey, I want to learn how to hand tap. I want to learn how to hand tap, but you might not be the right person for the job. I choose my apprentices. All of my tattooing, siblings and teachers, they choose their apprentices. It's not the other way around. It's not like you going to a university, applying for a job, for a job, or getting accepted into a school, or anything like that. We choose who gets to learn when

Nick VinZant 4:50

you give somebody one of these tattoos, is it just about the tattoo, or is other things that come along with it as well?

Lane Wilcken 4:59

Well? But before people come to me, I have to have them do a little bit of genealogy. Because even though, like, take the Philippines for example, even though we're considered all Filipino, that's a nationalist kind of identity, that's a national construct. But within our islands, and that there are over 7000 islands in the Philippines, and there are, at the very minimum, of 132 distinct ethnic groups in the Philippines. But we do have our own nuances and distinctness. So you can have a design that's found among many cultures in the Philippines, but the size, the placement, the orientation of that design might denote what ethnic group it belongs to. So to avoid me tattooing somebody with designs that are not part of their ethnic group. And I would, if I did that, I could inadvertently be assigning them to a different ethnic group, and that means assigning them to a different set of ancestors, which would be incorrect. So there is this literacy, I would call it, in our designs that most people don't understand. You have to be literate in the designs. This is the type of conceptual language that we adorn our bodies with.

Nick VinZant 6:32

Yeah, it's not just like a pretty picture, so to speak, like somebody who's getting a tattoo at the shop down the street is just getting like, I like this thing. So you have to be very specific about exactly what you're putting on someone's body, right?

Lane Wilcken 6:47

And in our tradition, the practitioner chooses the design for the individual, not the other way around. So in western tattooing, you can go into a shop and you can say, Oh, I like that. That's pretty an example I like to use is someone can walk into the shop see some tattoo flash like they'll see a rose, for example, Oh, I like that rose and and I'm a botanist, so I in my favorite flowers, the rose. I'm going to get that put on my hand, so I can always remember my love for roses. But in our traditions, that's already been done by our ancestors millennia upon millennia ago. So as part of that continuity of culture, we try to be as traditional, for lack of a better term as possible, so that we assign people to the right ethnicity for one, but also establish a relationship with the correct ancestors. It's thought that when we tattoo and and for context, Nick we, before we begin any tattoo, we have to do prayers and offerings to our ancestors, to invite them into the space. In our culture, it's considered rude to talk behind another person's back, which, you know, is common in a lot of cultures. But even with those that are spirits, those that have passed on, we still want to invite them into the space so that we are not talking behind their back when we tattoo again, this is a conceptual language that we're putting on people's bodies, and so it's a form of talking about them and and so they have To be invited

Nick VinZant 8:40

when we talk about kind of the symbols and you deciding the tattoo, are there certain themes that you go with, like certain designs, certain patterns that you go with? Well,

Lane Wilcken 8:52

placement on the body. You can have a triangle on one part of the body, but if I put it to a different part of the body, for example, it changes the meaning of the design. So there's a literacy even with placement. And then there's composition as well. In a lot of our compositions in the Philippines, we denote the three major levels of our cosmology, the sky world or the heavenly world, the earth world and the ancestral realm. And so usually when we do our compositions, there's going to be elements that denote those three realms. So there's, again, with the literacy of the designs, there's an understanding of cultural concepts, as well as just oh, you know, if you have somebody that goes to a tattoo shop that does tribal tattoos or whatever you want to call them, and they just say, Oh, this is for your family, they're probably just giving you a very superficial. Cultural level of understanding. Each of the markings has a meaning behind it or concept behind it, but sometimes even oral tradition that's attached to it. So some of the designs function as mnemonic devices to remember cultural concepts, but even oral history. Some of our designs that we do very commonly, or usually when people come to us for the first time, we start out with foundational designs that are what we consider a foundational design to denote our earliest beginnings or our origin stories in the Philippines.

Nick VinZant 10:44

Is it the kind of thing where you could look at the tattoos that somebody has and know where they're from, who their family is, what they believe, those kind of things exactly.

Lane Wilcken 10:52

There are some designs that denote your role in society, in the community. We don't have things for like insurance agent,

Nick VinZant 11:04

yeah, yeah,

Lane Wilcken 11:08

accountant, right. No, no designs for accountants. But if you're an artificer or crafts person of some sort, then there might be a design that represents that if you are a obviously a warrior, or if you've taken human life, there are designs for that. There are designs for those that are healers, or traditional healers. So you could potentially walk into a village in the old days, and you could recognize who's in charge, who you need to steer clear of, who you would go to for help. How

Nick VinZant 11:51

long would you say it took you to get good at it? That long? A long time.

Lane Wilcken 11:59

Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, thank God for all the people that let me practice on them in the early days literally practice because, yeah, some of my earlier work was rough, and so in the early days, there was hardly anybody doing this type of work. This would be around 2012 is when I first started tattooing. And in my head, I always was stressed out when I started, you know, keep the calm demeanor. I want the person to remain calm. If I'm panicking, they're going to panic. But in my head, I was just like, don't mess up. Don't mess up. Don't mess up. I I don't think I became comfortable with doing the work for about four to five years. Wow, that long. It was very stressful. Now I enjoy it. I enjoy doing the work because of, you know, I'm at a level of proficiency where I don't have to think about how to tattoo that. I can just tattoo it. And yeah, and my students, they stay with me for a very long time as well. One of my students, Natalia, she practices in Hawaii. She sat with me for seven years and some of my other students that haven't graduated yet, Johnny's been with me for going on seven plus years now. Shane, one of my my students, he's been with me for four years now. They they stay with me for a very long time so that they are proficient, not just with the skill set to tattoo, but all the the lore, all the knowledge, all the oral traditions, conceptual ideas that go along with the designs, so that they're proficient with all of that as well. It takes a while to accumulate all of that knowledge. So it's working knowledge, not just random factoids.

Nick VinZant 14:18

Yeah, yeah. You have to be able to apply it, not just know what the book says, so to speak, from a technical aspect of it, what's the hard part of it, knowing how deep in the skin to go, or what like, I guess that's

Lane Wilcken 14:33

one of them. That's part of it, knowing how deep to go in the skin. And everybody is a little bit different. Some people's skin is thicker than others, for example, and in the Philippines, we have sometimes quite a bit of the racial mixture when you have not to sound racist or anything like that. But Europe. Skin tends to be tougher to tattoo.

Nick VinZant 15:02

Yeah, differences. People are different. Yeah,

Lane Wilcken 15:05

you come from a colder climate. Your skin's got to be thicker, just out of necessity, just to survive that, you know, you go down to the tropical areas. People's skin is is a lot more supple and has a lot more elastin. So working with different types of skin, especially when you have people that are mixed and I'm mixed myself, I'm part European. You You never really know what they're going to pull until you get into it and then knowing when to hit harder or when to hit softer, how many teeth on the tool you can get away with. Sometimes you have to go with a smaller size tool, if they have, you know, thicker skin. So I don't have to just I don't want the process to be brutal. I want it to be as pleasant as possible. So if I have to hit them too hard, that's not going to be a good experience. I'm probably not going to do very good work. So having the discernment to to recognize, you know, the skin type, and work with that skin type, that is just one aspect that my students have to learn with the technical side of things, and obviously you cannot go to Walmart and pick up these types of tools, so becoming proficient with creating them, we like to use the Traditional bone implements of our ancestors, because the idea behind this is continuity of culture. And so when a person comes to us in in the words of my Kumu Sulu ape, Ki oni, there are not many things you can do in this life where you can have the same experience that your ancestors had. You know, feel the same type of pain, hear the same rhythms, see the same markings, receiving it in a ritual setting. There's not many things you can do in this life where you can have the same experience that your ancestors had hundreds, if not 1000s of years ago.

Nick VinZant 17:19

Are you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions. Sure. Does it hurt? It looks like it hurts. All

Lane Wilcken 17:27

tattooing hurts. But what the general consensus is, I would say 99% of the people that we work with say that hand tapping is more tolerable than the tattoo machine. In other words, it doesn't hurt as much. And the reason for that is, with the machine, it's those needles are going in now your skin so fast that it's a blur. It's a lot more invasive. So when I'm working, it's tap, tap, tap, tap, much fewer punctures to achieve a line than with a machine. And it's rhythmic, the rhythms that I use when I'm tapping, what my teacher calls the song of the tools. Those rhythms are also passed down while we work and they they, a lot of people will sometimes remark how that song is familiar to them and it's soothing to them. So it, it does hurt, but people, usually, after the first five or 10 minutes, are able to relax through it, and I have had quite a few people fall asleep while I work.

Nick VinZant 18:49

Can anybody get one?

Lane Wilcken 18:54

So that's a good question. Can anybody get one? It really depends on the practitioner. You know how magnanimous they might feel with our practice. We we will tattoo foreigners, so to speak, but it's fairly rare. Usually there needs to be some type of connection to our culture. Um, even if it's just like a close friendship with Filipinos, you know, where you participate or support our culture, because we have to take into account that you're putting somebody's ancestors on that person's skin. So it's the prerogative of the practitioner if they want to figuratively adopt you into their family, if that makes sense, yeah,

Nick VinZant 19:53

it's a much bigger deal. It's not the same as just putting a cat on somebody's leg, right long. Longest it's ever taken you to do one

Lane Wilcken 20:01

the longest ceremony that I did was 11 hours long, and we tattooed this young woman from just beneath her breast all the way down to her ankle. And that took a whole day. What

Nick VinZant 20:19

would you say is, like the average,

Lane Wilcken 20:22

most of the time, I want to work within a person's endorphin response, which, for males, it's about two to two and a half hours, and for for females, it's about three and a half hours to sometimes five hours, once that endorphin response wears off. The skin usually gets a lot more angry. It'll get inflamed or swollen a lot more. And so I like to work within that endorphin response so that the experience is as pleasant as it possibly can be made and and the skin doesn't give me a lot of pushback,

Nick VinZant 21:01

hardest part of the body to tattoo,

Lane Wilcken 21:06

the butt. The butt's hard to tattoo.

Nick VinZant 21:10

Well, it's too soft, right? I would think the softness of it makes problems.

Lane Wilcken 21:14

It's it's soft and very elastic. So my stretchers have to pull the skin for me to keep it nice and taut. A lot of people think, Oh, they're holding this person down because it's so painful. No, they're they're pulling the skin apart so that I can go in there and make and the tool can enter the skin and exit the skin cleanly without doing a lot of damage. So with the with the butt, it's very, very elastic. You have a lot of mobility there. So they have to really, really stretch hard. And even then you would want, you want to have a very, very sharp tool to do that work, so that the tool can enter and exit cleanly. The first time I ever stretched was for a but

Nick VinZant 22:07

it was difficult that can be a real positive or a real negative, right? Like, depending on exactly what you're looking at, you might not want to

Lane Wilcken 22:15

be well, the first time I stretch was for Sua, I say a toy to, he's a, he's a to fungal Tata from Tonga. And he was doing a Samoan body suit, which they tattoo the buttocks, and he was doing the inner butt cheek. And I had to basically part the Nile and hold that. And because it is very elastic, you know, it's like planking stretching the skin is like planking for hours at a time. And so, yeah, you're trying to hold the skin, and you're shaking your arms. Don't want to work anymore. So my stretchers for conditioning, my my students, they plank so that they can have that strength to hold the skin while I work.

Nick VinZant 23:10

Yeah, that's one of those things that's that's not hard for a couple of minutes, but when you're talking hours, that gets really hard is what's the easiest part? Is there an easier part of the body?

Lane Wilcken 23:21

Oh, the body? Oh, the easiest part of the body. The easiest part of the body would be the outside of your calf. The skin is very taut there already. How

Nick VinZant 23:33

much of it is about the experience of getting it? For people, is it about once they have the tattoo, or is it about the experience of getting the tattoo.

Lane Wilcken 23:42

Well, getting getting it in the ritual setting, is that's an experience you that a lot of people will never trade. You know, even if they have a harder time through it. It's that experience. You know, you can go and get a tattoo from any tattoo shop, but having this type of experience, like, like I mentioned, you know, my teacher, Sulu API, Kyo, Nai Nunez, he says, you know, there are not a lot of things you can do in this world that where you can have the same experience as your ancestors. And so that is a big part of it, is getting it in the proper context and setting. But then afterwards, yeah, there is this sense of cultural pride and deeper feeling of connection with their with people's ancestors. Sometimes people afterwards have dreams of ancient ones that will come to them and recognize that they got markings as well. It is a very spiritual experience sometimes, sometimes when we're working, it'll feel like the room is crowded, even if they're just a few people in there, it'll feel like you're being watched. A few times we've had. Like a grandmother's perfume waft into the room, then we'll all smell this perfume that came out of nowhere, and the recipient will start crying, and I'll say, Do you smell that? Yeah, that's, that's, that's my grandma's perfume, or or things like that. The other day we had someone that we were working on, and all of a sudden the smell of tobacco came into the room, and ancestor enjoyed smoking tobacco. So we would smell that, you know, when we make the offerings we invite the family, of course, that are unseen. So it's not when I when I first started doing this, I was really surprised by these types of experiences. But you know, now that I've been doing this for a while, it's more commonplace than not to have these type of very visceral experiences, not just, Oh, I think I feel my ancestor. No, there. It's something tangible that happens.

Nick VinZant 26:09

Um, that's pretty much all the questions we got. Is there anything that you think that we missed, or anything like that? I think,

Lane Wilcken 26:15

I think if I if I wanted to share, I want to share one last thing, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, because I know that everybody that listens to your podcast isn't necessarily Filipino or Pacific Islander, but you know, whoever you are and whatever culture you come from, I would encourage you to take another look at your own culture. You know, even if it's been generations where you, like a lot of Americans, we tend to be very divorced from our ancestral cultures, living in this conglomerate that is America or the United States. But take the time to search for your ancestors, and if you search for them, they'll come and they'll find you, and they'll help you recover whatever practices you had in the past. Most cultures throughout the world had some form of body ornamentation. And if you take the time to do the research, do your due diligence, and dig in a little bit deeper than normal, you'll find what your people used to do, and when you find that, and you're able to have the same type of markings that your ancestors had, even if it was a millennia ago, there's something really powerful about that, you know, being connected and having that continuity in our culture, we define ourselves. We create our identities around our communities that we belong to. Here in the United States, we tend to be very, very individualistic, and that's okay, but you you are cut from a stone that is very, very old. You come from people that all of us come from, peoples that are very, very old cultures. And it is just really gratifying when you're able to make that connection again. Wherever your your people come from.

Nick VinZant 28:11

I want to thank lane so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included his information in the episode description. And if you want to see more of this interview, see really what this process looks like. The YouTube version of this episode will be live on March 20, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Scholl and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you think dogs from other countries can understand each other?

John Shull 28:50

I think animals might have a different dialect. However, I do think dogs all understand the same dog language.

Nick VinZant 28:59

Okay, but if you run into somebody that doesn't speak any of the language that you speak, can you communicate with them? I

John Shull 29:08

feel like I use my hands and I point and it's gotten me to whatever I've needed in the past. So yes, okay,

Nick VinZant 29:17

on a scale of one to 1010, being the highest, one being the highest, one being the lowest, 10 being the most complicated. Like, how complicated of a conversation Do you feel like you or how complicated of a thing can you convey to somebody that doesn't speak the same language that you do?

John Shull 29:33

Oh, a two, maybe a maybe a three on a good day.

Nick VinZant 29:37

I was gonna say three is probably the highest that I could go.

John Shull 29:41

You're gonna make fun of me for this, and maybe I deserve it. But I've actually picked up a lot of especially Spanish and French by getting, like, soccer channels, but they only come in in those languages. So I picked up, like, a lot of words from watching, you know, four. Foreign Language sports broadcast. I

Nick VinZant 30:02

did that with, like, kung fu movies at one point. I mean, that's an over exaggeration. I could understand, like, a couple of things from Kung Fu, like, oh, that's Hello,

John Shull 30:10

um. What was the point of this that we we have, I just

Nick VinZant 30:14

wanted to see what you thought like if dog, if I wanted to see if you thought that dogs could from different countries, could understand each other. And I actually looked this up. Apparently, yes, they do. There may be some differences, like they can't fully understand each other, but there may be some language differences, but they can get the gist of it from body language. I

John Shull 30:34

mean, what's the difference between a person who's 95 that can barely communicate talking to a five year old, it's, I feel like it's the same principle. They kind of understand each other to a certain degree. It's just not everything's there. Oh,

Nick VinZant 30:49

I mean, I have a five year old, and sometimes I have trouble understanding what he's talking about.

John Shull 30:54

How do you feel at your age having a five year old? Do you feel like it's taking the years off your life? Do you feel better? Do you feel more tired? Oh,

Nick VinZant 31:03

I don't know if being 43 is that old to have a five year old. I think that it would have been 20 years ago like you would have been ancient. I actually feel like one of the younger parents in my social circle right now, I know people who are probably in their 50s that have five year olds. People are doing it, like people are having kids a lot later in life, and I wonder how ultimately that's going to work out for us. Like, I think that you have essentially two choices in life. You can play with your kids or you can pay for your kids. And it's very difficult to do both. You're either young enough that you can play with them or old enough that you can pay for them, but it's really difficult to have both of those available to you. I think

John Shull 31:43

my wife has this saying that I hate to repeat, but she's absolutely correct. And really, everything in life, once you become an adult, comes down to time or money.

Nick VinZant 31:54

That's the weirdest thing about life, I feel like, is you're never presented with the opportunity to take advantage of the thing that you have. You're young, but you don't have money, you're old and you have money, but you don't have the energy to do the things. I think that's like, the great joke of life is that, like, let's give you this and then let's also put you into a perfect situation to not be able to take advantage of the thing that you have.

John Shull 32:17

Alright? Is it? Shout out, time. Go for it, but go for it. Big OS, big house, alright? Marcus young, sendo, Garcia, Kristen West, Martin cam Chev Neela, perus zervica, Robert Colombo, Faye de Hoff. Valentina tataru, sure. I screwed the shit out of that name. Oh, yeah. Badly Bridget L, Charles le, sure. The third. Love it when somebody has, like, an official name like that on social media. Third, yeah, that just makes me smile. I don't. I have always

Nick VinZant 33:01

felt a certain way about naming kids after, like the third, the second or the fourth. I think that takes an amount of arrogance that I don't have.

John Shull 33:11

I'm actually supposed to be a second. But I think I've mentioned this at some point in the last eight years of doing this is that my father apparently was either too pissed off or too under the influence when I was born and just said, Fuck it. We're just gonna name him John with no suffix, hmm.

Nick VinZant 33:29

But what if you feel like, is there any chance that he was planning on naming you John Sr, he wanted to name him after you. Wanted to name you after him, but then he looked at you as like, No, you

John Shull 33:43

know what's insane is when I came out of when I was born, rather I was, I was a premature baby, so I was only, like, six pounds and I was,

Nick VinZant 33:53

How'd that work out? Yeah, caught up. Hey, you caught up. Sure

John Shull 33:57

did. Sure did cheeseburgers. All right. Where were we? Think I'd like two names left, Katie Stein and Catalina Shirley. Okay, shout outs this week. All right. Have you read Vegemite?

Nick VinZant 34:18

I believe so, because I went to high school with a kid whose name I am going to mention, because he deserves to be called out on this even 20 years later, Ethan Gibson, who lived in Australia but moved back to the United States, his sister didn't have an accent, but he somehow did just totally Fake, and he was always leaning way into the Vegemite thing, because, yeah, I'm Australian. Like, No, you're not. But anyway, he hears this, I hope he does. Still getting called out. Everybody knew you were a liar, Ethan.

John Shull 34:54

What if Ethan has lived in Australia since, like, graduating high school, and he he

Nick VinZant 34:58

hasn't, I think that he lived. In Kansas somewhere. But yeah, I've had Vegemite and it was, like, disgusting. Yeah,

John Shull 35:04

I had it for the first time this past week. And yeah, I'm not, I'm not a fan. It's definitely an acquired I wasn't even around any actual Australians, so I'm not sure how it even got brought into the mix, but it is quite disgusting.

Nick VinZant 35:19

So I'm not entirely sure his name is Ethan Gibson. I know it's Ethan, but I don't know what. So if there's some other, sorry, some other fake Australian, Ethan Gibson, if you get caught, if you catch a stray, but

John Shull 35:30

well, because it is your birthday, I did a little research here. And you share a birthday. Let's see who you share birthdays with.

Nick VinZant 35:38

You're moving along. You could get, like, more than, Oh yeah, you can get it. Oh,

John Shull 35:41

I was excited. I wanted to celebrate you, because I can't be there with you. So I want, I wanted this episode to be a celebration my birthday of your and I know, I know 43 is not a, you know, it's not really a celebratory number, but you should be celebrated. So hopefully, thank you. You're getting everything you want today.

Unknown Speaker 36:01

I did.

John Shull 36:04

Anyways. Uh, let's see you share a birthday with James Madison, former US president. Oh, okay, who else? Oh, I've never even thought about this. Lauren Graham, I don't know who that is. Alexandra didary Hill, don't know who that is, okay? Well, both pretty famous actresses, but it's fine. And then then it starts to go downhill from there, bad kid Paris, who's apparently, according to famous birthdays.com she has the most famous birthday, March, 16 birthday. She's 14, and apparently, a YouTube star.

Nick VinZant 36:38

Oh yeah, there's a whole generation of people you don't even know. And I'm Why is there a YouTube star named bad kid Paris that doesn't seem like I have a whole problem with childhood YouTube stars that, to me, seems worse than childhood actors, because that's just parents completely exploiting them. Like,

John Shull 36:55

let's see here. Blake Griffin, former NBA basketball player, oh, Joel. Joel. Embiid. Oh, a lot of basketball players. I think I may have saved the best for near last. But you share a birthday with Flavor Flav

Nick VinZant 37:11

Oh, wait, how old is flavor play? He could potentially be the exact No, he's older than I am. Oh,

John Shull 37:18

yeah, he, he turned the ripe age of 66 today. Holy crap.

Nick VinZant 37:23

He's that old. I would not have, I would have, I would have guessed, in his 50s.

John Shull 37:28

Then a couple others, couple others. There's actually a lot of kind of famous people born today. Alan tudic, famous. I mean, he's, he's had a minor role in pretty much every Disney movie that's been made post 2005

Nick VinZant 37:43

Alan Tudyk, yep.

John Shull 37:46

Vladimir Guerrero Jr, nope. And I'm ending with Danny Brown. Oh, yeah. You know Danny or Alan Tudyk, no,

Nick VinZant 37:58

I know. No. Alan Tudyk now like, oh, okay, he's a resident alien, is what he's famous for,

John Shull 38:04

a lot of other things, but, and then you also share a birthday with local Detroit legend rapper Danny Brown as well.

Nick VinZant 38:12

So, oh, okay,

John Shull 38:15

so there's that.

Nick VinZant 38:17

Thanks. You're welcome. Well,

John Shull 38:19

out of all those, that

Nick VinZant 38:20

only counts as referencing my birthday once, though. So that puts you at number four, that whole thing doesn't count. Only counts as

John Shull 38:27

I have at least five or six more skits that I have. Oh,

Nick VinZant 38:30

okay,

John Shull 38:32

I'm not, I'm not going to see, let's see. But you know, I just, I think part of the reason that I that I truly care this episode about your birthday is, I don't think we've actually ever taped on your birthday that I can remember.

Nick VinZant 38:46

I mean, it's not that big of a deal. It's just a coincidence. But see, that's the thing, and

John Shull 38:50

I've been thinking about this more as I get older, and my cholesterol is getting higher and my heart beat is skipping every one or two times. Is that we should celebrate even the littlest of things in a birthday. Oh,

Nick VinZant 39:01

yeah, I think that I do generally love any kind of an excuse to celebrate something. But the thing about I never quite understood about your birthday is you're really nine months older than you are, right? Because it's not like you were just, I mean, you were born that day, but like you were alive before then. So really you're, you don't know what your actual birthday is. God damn

John Shull 39:23

it. Why can't? Why can't you just make it simple? I'm just saying

Nick VinZant 39:26

you don't know. You don't actually know what day your birthday is. You know what you're saying you came out of the womb, but you don't know when you were actually like, came into existence.

John Shull 39:36

So the moment the sperm hit the egg is, what you're saying whenever

Nick VinZant 39:41

you became, when you first became a fetus, right? Like, that's really your birthday. So really you're, like, eight or nine months older than you think that you are.

Unknown Speaker 39:51

You know, it's not like, it'd

Nick VinZant 39:52

be like, if you were just staying inside the house, like you're still there, you're still in the house. I mean. Yeah, I'm just saying you're eight or nine months older than you really are.

John Shull 40:04

You bring really good you make a good point. But I just don't know. That's not complicated, all right. Last

Nick VinZant 40:12

thing here is you don't know your birthday. No one knows it, no matter how

John Shull 40:15

old you are. And I know it's your birthday. There's number five. It's pretty good. I don't know if you saw the picture posted yesterday by Bill Belichick. I did not, but he has shown so I think you're aware that he is with it. Would

Nick VinZant 40:29

I have? Because I know what Bill Belichick

John Shull 40:33

is doing. Hold on, because he has proven to all of us out there that it doesn't matter what you look at least as men, it doesn't matter what you look like, it's how much money you have, it's how much there's a photo of him and his 23, or four, two year old wife or girlfriend as an ad pops up, of course. What was

Nick VinZant 40:54

it for? What do you been searching? What kind of car was it? So I can tell what you're searching,

John Shull 40:58

but he is, he is. I don't even know what that is, but they're on a beach, and he's like, holding her up, and it's just, it's a 70 year old man, at least. Like, what are you doing? What are you

Nick VinZant 41:10

doing? I understand, like, the appeal of it, right? Like, I get it. But what do you have in common with a 20 year

John Shull 41:18

old? He is 72 years old, and she's 24 I'm getting you her exact age right now. God,

Nick VinZant 41:27

like, that's his looking hands. I guess if both people know exactly what time it is, whatever time it is, is okay, but like, this is going to be a loving, meaningful relationship that you can truly like both grow together as people and enrich each other's lives. Like, what are they talking about? Like, what are you talking about with a 20 year old as a 70 year old person?

John Shull 41:48

It's just 2023 her name's Jordan Hudson.

Nick VinZant 41:52

That's insane. Like, what are you talking about? Like, what medic like, Honey, we can't save the beach so long. I gotta go pick up my medication.

John Shull 42:01

My thing is, like he has to be dying, right? Because, while dying, like, if you're her, why else would you, I mean, no offense, but he's 50 years older than you. Why? Why just, why? I don't even know, why just, why

Nick VinZant 42:16

don't I don't understand it more. I guess I don't understand it from either perspective, like I get it from her perspective is maybe she's in it for what we would assume that she's probably in it for, right? But like him, what are you getting out of this? So

John Shull 42:34

he, he was married to the same woman from 77 to Oh, six. They have three children. Imagine being those children. I mean, I guess you'd be proud of your dad at that point, right? Like, good for you, really.

Nick VinZant 42:46

Like, I would be like, Dad. What are you doing? I don't know. I would have I would be like, Dad, good for you. But, like, what are you doing? Like, what are you talking about? Like, you don't have anything in common with that person? They're 50 years younger than you are. Yeah, I mean, I think Ken is pushing it honestly. If you

John Shull 43:08

were to, like, you know, ask you or I if we wanted to switch roles, I don't know if I would say no to that.

Nick VinZant 43:14

But, I mean, I wouldn't say no to, like, a knight, of course, at that age, if I was a single man, but like, in terms of just being in a whole relationship, like, and the thing is, what I don't get is like a person of his wealth and fame, it's not like he would have a hard time, right? Like, it's not like he gets one shot, one bite at the apple, like he could have a different one all the time. So why keep going with the same one they like? What are you going to talk about? Well,

John Shull 43:42

so here's the crazier or one of the craziest stats I read about. So he, he's the new head football coach at North Carolina, yeah. And he, he has 14 players that he will be coaching that are the same age or older than his girlfriend. That's, yeah,

Nick VinZant 43:59

I don't come

John Shull 44:01

on. I mean, that's a Shannon sharp. Come on, man, yeah.

Nick VinZant 44:06

Like, you can do whatever you want, but I would be like, a little I would like, No, I would just feel, I would feel a certain way about it. But I guess he doesn't his life, so their lives let them do what they want.

John Shull 44:17

Yeah, well, I hope I'm expecting to see because it is your birthday, that's six times I'm done now I'm done, but I'm expecting to see some kind of photo pop up on social media of you doing that to your wife at some point today. So

Nick VinZant 44:30

not doing that. Number one, I know, like, you can only do that with that amount of age difference. Like, no, you could. I could do that with my wife right now, if I want to absolutely. Why would I? Like, I'm a 70 year old man. I don't want to do that. Like, Hey, honey, why don't you lay on your back and pick me up with your legs. Like, I'm 70. I don't want to do that. Like, why do you like? What are you doing in common? Like, Honey, let's go to the beach. I don't want to go to the beach. I need to take a nap. And I've got 15. Doctor's appointments that I need to go to today. Do you want to go out to the club? Yeah, I'll go out to the club, but we need to be home at nine. Like, there's just no,

Unknown Speaker 45:08

I just

Nick VinZant 45:10

do. You know life here? You know what's crazy is, apparently

John Shull 45:13

they met in February of 21 so she would have been what,

Nick VinZant 45:20

uh, 19. Oh yeah, that's they were

John Shull 45:23

seated next to each other on a flight.

Nick VinZant 45:26

Oh god,

John Shull 45:29

she fell in love with him. And this is per TMZ, by the way. Uh, he, she fell in love with him, apparently when he, uh, offered to sign one of her textbooks. Okay, I'm done. I can't. All right, let's just move on to the top five, please.

Nick VinZant 45:44

Man, some decisions show you who people really are. Like, Oh, I feel a lot differently about him now. Anyway,

John Shull 45:51

I mean, whatever I'd you know they're all, yeah, your heroes are always the worst people. Oh yeah, that he was our hero. But,

Nick VinZant 45:58

and I know what you mean, all right, I

Unknown Speaker 45:59

have to do it.

Nick VinZant 46:03

Oh, we had top five already, yeah,

John Shull 46:05

I think so. Oh, wow,

Nick VinZant 46:06

you're really phoning this in. I mean, you used to have a couple of things you would talk about now you just, like, we have we

John Shull 46:11

talked about, oh, that was it, okay, benjaminite, Bill Belichick, I mean, what else the people, I mean, we got talking about, you

Nick VinZant 46:19

got the birthday. And again, that was good. That was, that was, that was probably, that was a good one

John Shull 46:23

too. You know, Robert F Kennedy Jr, but I prefer not to this episode. Let's just

Nick VinZant 46:27

move. What did he do now? I can't even keep up with all of the things that people are doing anymore,

John Shull 46:32

so I got rid of it. I got ridiculed. And I it's probably, it's probably warranted saver. I yeah, I just can't listen to him talking. I'm not saying what he's saying is good or bad, or that I agree with it or don't agree with it, but like, I just, I just can't listen to him like it is, like nails on a chalkboard to me, like I just can't do it.

Nick VinZant 46:58

That's one of those things that Okay, so like, I went to school for mass communications, into mass communications, you learn about the debate between John F Kennedy and Richard Nixon, and how people on the radio thought one had won, and people on watching on TV thought the other had done a better job. So the idea being that like people's perception of you, how you sound, how you look, really does have a big influence. I don't think this is shocking news to anyone, but like, hearing that person talk is incredible that he got to the position that he's at, because you would think like, whoa. No no, no, no, no, no no. Like, no no. Just because of that, it would be like Gilbert Gottfried. Would never be like Gilbert Gottfried. I don't know if he's still alive, but Gilbert Gottfried would never become President of the United States, talking like that, like you could never do that, or president of anything.

John Shull 47:49

I just know Gilbert Godfrey died in April of 2022

Nick VinZant 47:53

Wow, a long time ago. So

John Shull 47:56

not really

Nick VinZant 48:00

a Time Lord, sorry, their time. Lord,

John Shull 48:01

you were 40. You were turning you had been 40 then, but hey, it's your birthday. 43 today. All right, I'm like

Nick VinZant 48:06

I said. I'm actually nine months older than I really am. That's just all right, top five. Okay, so our top five is the top five hardest minor decisions that you have to make in life like these are not big life decisions. These are just difficult, minor decisions. So

John Shull 48:23

mine, I kind of have a theme, and they're usually family related. What I'm in? Okay? So my number five is getting, like, picking out outfits, but not for myself, for my children, like trying to get them to agree to close, even though I asked them. Then you pick out clothes, and they say, No, we want you to do it. That sets the tone, right off the bat for how my morning's gonna go with my job. Oh

Nick VinZant 48:53

gosh, I don't have to do that at all well, because I

John Shull 48:56

I have two boys. Oh god, you know, yeah, so, oh yeah,

Nick VinZant 49:00

boys, it's like you're gonna wear like they don't give they don't they don't care at all.

John Shull 49:04

And no, well, my my youngest is worse than my oldest, and it's it can put me into a sour mood before I've literally even opened my email to start looking at work stuff. So wow,

Nick VinZant 49:16

you are such a pansy. Look at you. You're such a fancy now, can you have your whole life dictated by two small, little things? Look at the hide your flavor savers. Awful.

John Shull 49:29

You can't like that. Can grow that and whatever this is.

Nick VinZant 49:33

Well, it doesn't matter if the only thing you can do is that, then you shouldn't be doing that, like, right? Just because it's all you can do doesn't mean you should be doing it.

John Shull 49:41

I saved it for you for your birthday. There

Nick VinZant 49:44

you go. Okay, all right. Anyway, my number five is where to park. Whenever I'm going into a parking lot, I hate making a decision about where I'm going to park like I just hate deciding where I'm going to park. Should I park there? Should I park here? Why Park. There, and I live in a fairly crowded city, so like, it's kind of a decision every time. And I hate deciding where to park.

John Shull 50:08

Obviously, we've talked about my parking anxiety. So I mean, that's a that's a good one. I don't have it on my list.

Nick VinZant 50:13

You don't. I thought I wondered if it's going to be your number one. No, because a major life decision for you. Like,

John Shull 50:19

I went to the grocery store this morning, and it was pretty busy, but I parked literally the last spot and just walked because I don't care, I don't want to deal with it.

Speaker 1 50:32

This is the way I just, this is the way Don't, don't

John Shull 50:35

want to deal with it. No. Number four, alright, my So, my number four hardest minor life decision, once again, is, and this is going to sound kind of gross, but it's deciding whether to shower at night or in the morning.

Nick VinZant 50:52

Oh, always shower at night. I don't understand people who don't shower at the end of the day, like you're just taking all that filth with you into your bed, and then if you shower in the morning, then it's just still in the bed the next day. I do not understand not showering at night. Well, to me, that's disgusting.

John Shull 51:12

For me, it's like, if I shower at night, you know, I'll wake up the next morning, obviously, and I'll start to feel a little dirty, or I'll say, Yes, I'm going to take a shower in the morning, and then I wake up, of course, and I have to rush around, and I don't end up showering until the that night, because I'm just rushing around. So it's understanding frustrating can be frustrating.

Nick VinZant 51:32

I think it's because I don't have a sense of smell that I'm always worried about potentially stinking. But I shower constantly, two, two or three times a day.

John Shull 51:41

Geez, two or three showers? Yeah, three times. Maybe

Nick VinZant 51:44

occasionally I'll shower once a day, but always twice. Almost. I don't understand it's not hard. Like, how long does it take you to take a shower legitimately? How long does it take you to take a shower?

John Shull 51:59

Five to 10 minutes. I could take a

Nick VinZant 52:01

shower in 30 seconds.

Unknown Speaker 52:05

You can't. I

Nick VinZant 52:06

bet I could take a shower, okay? Maybe not soap, shampoo, wash your face, shave, like, do the whole thing, in terms of, like, the bare minimum, using soap, the whole body, even trying to get the back washing your hair two minutes, two minutes. I guarantee you, I could do it in two minutes. No problem. I feel

John Shull 52:29

like this is a challenge for an upcoming episode. See who can shower the fastest. See

Nick VinZant 52:34

who can shower the fastest. I

John Shull 52:36

mean, you're gonna be me, but I mean, I've taken fast showers. I just like to enjoy my time in the shower. That's what

Nick VinZant 52:44

it's about. But that's what I don't understand. Like, you're going to bed with all the day's filth, and then you're never going to be really clean again until you wash those sheets.

John Shull 52:54

Yeah, it makes it's kind of like brushing your teeth. Like, why? Why wouldn't you brush your teeth at night, instead of only in the morning, right

Nick VinZant 53:02

in the morning, which is what the normal situation is. Although I don't know anybody who ever brushed their teeth three times in a day. Like, do you brush your teeth during the day? Or just know,

John Shull 53:12

I know, you know, obviously I work in TV, so some of the talent will brush their teeth during the day, but I don't, yeah, I brush twice, once in the morning, once at night. Makes you feel all right.

Nick VinZant 53:24

Okay. Do you floss

John Shull 53:27

probably once or twice a week? Oh, I have lost more than that. I have sensitive gums so

Nick VinZant 53:32

Oh, my God, maybe you have sensitive gums because you don't flaws. I'm not talking about this with you. The point is you're

John Shull 53:40

fucking up your life, okay, number three or four, or whatever, my number four is

Nick VinZant 53:43

buying shoes. Buying new shoes is always a big decision, because you gotta like, Okay, do I like the way that those look? But if they're not, the ones that I usually get, are they going to be fit my foot the way that I want? Buying shoes is a big, minor life decision.

John Shull 54:04

I mean, sure, I, you know, oh,

Nick VinZant 54:06

sorry, they're

John Shull 54:07

perfect feat. Oh, yeah, my number three minor life decision, like, where do I stop? When do I stop? To get gas? Do I let it go all the way down, you know, to empty? Do I get to a quarter of a tank? You know, things like that? Oh, I used

Nick VinZant 54:24

to let it go all the way down to see, like, how much I was getting out of a tank. But now that I live in Seattle and I'm paranoid about the big earthquake that's going to hit, I don't let it go below half.

John Shull 54:37

Are they suspecting a major to

Nick VinZant 54:40

hit? Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be like the biggest natural disaster of all time. Oh, well, that's depressing.

John Shull 54:47

Well, regardless, living in Michigan, where it's winter six months out of the year, yeah, I, I don't want to be pumping gas when it's negative 10 outside. So it all, it all goes like you have to think. About it, which is just annoying to me. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 55:02

I don't let it go past half a tank. But I'm also a man. I'm not worried about saying outside the cold your fingers. What's your number three? You look toesy. Wozies gonna be little chewy.

John Shull 55:16

Stop. Stop listening to you. Stop listening. My

Nick VinZant 55:20

number three is any kind of maintenance decision, like, where are you going to get your oil changed? What plumber Are you going to get? What kind of handy man? Those kind of things that you're just like, oh, it's going to be a pain in the ass. I got to make sure I get the right one. And I really don't know who's right. So

John Shull 55:36

that's kind of similar to my number two, which is like, having to deal with appointments or calling, you know, bills or like, you know, getting rid of cable, like just, just phone calls and daily nuances that you know should be simple that are going to end up costing you two to three hours. My

Nick VinZant 55:55

number two is what to eat. Okay, what am I going to eat that day? What am I going to eat? For this, what am I going to eat? And it obviously escalates to the highest level of frustration. And when you're deciding what restaurant to go out to,

John Shull 56:09

well, I mean, I guess I'll just throw it out there, that's my number one. Far and Away is, is what to eat. You know where to eat. You know how many meals a day if we're trying to diet and eat well, like, you know, it's just, oh my god, it's, it's fresh and, God forbid, like it's dinner time, and no one wants to make a decision like, that can ruin that? Can ruin weeks that can ruin weeks, right? There

Nick VinZant 56:34

it can you, can. You're gonna hear about it, right? Like, if you don't eat the food that you want to eat, that's why most of my family, my wife and I eat totally separate dinners.

John Shull 56:44

So why you had Taco Bell the other night? I didn't believe you till you sent me that photo, and then I was like, okay,

Nick VinZant 56:50

all right, yeah, I had four bean and cheese burritos and two tacos. It was a good day. It was a bad next day, but it was a good day that day. My number one may be a personal thing, but it's easily the most difficult minor life decision that I have to make, and that's when to leave for the airport. I never know when to leave for the airport, both in terms of like if you're flying out or if you're gonna pick somebody else up. I just never know when there's and you never time it right. Like, I don't think that I have ever correctly timed the decision about when to leave for the airport.

John Shull 57:30

So I on my honorable mention I have, like when to get ready for a ride. Share, you know, like you, when do you go outside? Or, you know, whatever, which is similar. I am, admittedly, one of those people, though, that's I will get to an airport three hours early, if I have to, like, I will get there. No, it might be different with children. I've never flown with my children. I would imagine we'd probably be running late. But wait, yeah, that would be early by yourself. Oh, yeah. I mean, okay,

Nick VinZant 58:00

you have a one o'clock flight. The flight is leaving at one o'clock and is gonna board 45 minutes in advance. It used to be 30, but now it's 45 so they're gonna board at 1215, what time are you making sure you arrive at the airport?

Unknown Speaker 58:14

You're by yourself. I mean, I

Nick VinZant 58:17

be honest. Don't try to cheat it

John Shull 58:19

11, at least by 11, if not 1030

Nick VinZant 58:22

oh, wait a minute. Okay, 1030 is ridiculous. 1030 you're getting a little bit paranoid there. 11, I can give you,

John Shull 58:29

well, I mean, at least if you get there early and you get through security, which, once again, I haven't been in an airport and flown in in eight years, so I don't know, but I feel like they've streamlined it. But say, say you get hung up, right? I don't want to have the worries of, like, waiting in a line. I did that one time in Orlando, and I don't know if I've ever been on edge more like, am I going to make it? But then you find out they're just, they'll just reschedule you. Anyways, it's not that big of a deal.

Nick VinZant 59:01

Oh, I've never missed a flight. Have you ever missed one? Oh, no, I've

John Shull 59:04

always been early, but my wife has missed several, and apparently it's not that big of a deal. So no,

Nick VinZant 59:10

it's probably not that big of a deal. But if you have like other things, yeah, I would, God, I would probably get there. If the boarding was 1215 if I'm by myself, I might push it till 1115 I might push it till 1115 but my thing is, is, like, it's not like you're doing something besides, then, like you're just sitting around wherever you are, being anxious about how you should have left for the airport already. Like, to me, it doesn't make a difference if you're waiting at your hotel or if you're waiting at the airport. Like, why not wait at the place with less stress?

John Shull 59:40

Well, that's the thing to me, is I've always been one of those people, whether it's a flight or if there's a hard deadline for something, I'd rather just get it out of the way. Like I don't want to be sitting somewhere thinking about it, like I can just be wherever I need to be and be prepared or ready for whatever. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 59:58

I have a relative. That will wait till the last second. And I'm always like, what were you doing, though, like, what were you doing? It's not like, like, Hey, maybe I could get in this awesome mountain bike ride, or I wanted to go see this festival. No, you're just like, I was just at my house. But why? Never stressed at your house? I don't understand. Okay, I don't have anything honorable mention because it's my birthday and I'm gonna go do other stuff. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out and let us know what you think are the hardest minor life decisions, the things where this isn't gonna change my whole life, and maybe not even gonna really change my day, but I just can't make this decision. I think a lot of people are gonna say it's what to eat. I just struggle a lot with when to leave, to go to the airport.

Tariff and Trade Economist Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande

Tariffs are currently front and center of the economic world. But what exactly is a tariff and how does it affect you? Tariff and Trade Economist Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande studies the impact of tariffs. We talk the impact of tariffs on consumers, a growing trade war and if we’re headed towards a recession. Then, we countdown the Top 5 Pieces of Life Advice.

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Nick VinZant 0:12

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode understanding the global economy and life lessons,

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 0:23

a tariff will always help someone and harm someone, and it's going to harm people disproportionately, just depending on who they are. So we care a lot about international trade. There's a lot of work that shows that countries that trade more grow more, and the price that I as a domestic consumer pay is going to go

Nick VinZant 0:46

up. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. So I want to get right to our first guest, because she studies something that is all over the news and has a huge impact on all of our lives. This is trade and tariff economist, Dr Catherine Schmeiser Landy, what drives the economy? Like, I always, you always hear about the economy. This the economy that. But like, if you could point it down to a couple of things, what kind of drives the economy?

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 1:25

So when we're thinking about countries that grow, or economies that grow, we're looking at educated populations, or increasing education innovation. So you want an economy where people are innovating international trade. We care a lot about international trade. There's a lot of work that shows that countries that trade more grow more, and then a big one is going to be stability and trust in government. So when we look around at countries that don't do very well, there's often corruption in the government that can play a big role in that.

Nick VinZant 2:01

How important is the United States to the global economy?

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 2:06

Pretty important for a few reasons. So if we just think about currency, the US dollar is the most traded currency, and the stability of the US dollar helps stabilize a lot of currencies around the world, but when we're thinking about just trade, for example, we are one of the largest trading countries in the world. So oftentimes, when we when economists talk about trade, we don't, we care about total trade, which is imports and exports. And so you can definitely break those down. As an exporter, the US is the second largest exporter in the world, and that's just behind China.

As an importer, we're the largest importer of goods in the world, so we play a very large role in the global economy through trade in terms of services. So we can break services away from goods, and so even with services, we are the largest importer and exporter of services in the world. Tariffs are kind of all the talk. Let's kind of start with the basics, and then expand a little bit. So a tariff is what? Okay, so a tariff, you'll hear people say a tariff is a tax. So I would actually like to start by talking about what a tax is, and then talk about how a tariff differs from a tax. So what I tell my students, is, when you walk into a grocery store and you buy something, the price that you pay as the purchaser is going to be different than the price that the firm gets to take home at the end of the day. So I'm going to pay a higher price, the firm's going to bring home a lower price, and that difference is getting paid to the government. So that's a tax, and that, you know, we tax things domestically all the time, so we're kind of splitting that tax. And I think that's really important, because oftentimes we think about, oh, the government is taxing the firms right where the government is taxing the consumers, or the government is putting a tax on Canada. And it's not exactly how that works, because what tends to happen is that paying that tax gets split between the buyers and the sellers. That's a tax, but not a tariff. That's a tax. So then, if I think about a tariff. How does this look when we're talking about sort of a tax on international imports? A similar thing is going to happen, except so we put a tariff, let's say, on Canadian imports, Chinese imports, Mexican imports, and the price that I.

As a domestic consumer, pay is going to go up now, so I am paying as a US consumer, I'm going to pay some of that tariff that the government is imposing. It is also true that this will harm the foreign, the country that's exporting to us, because they will also be paying part of that tariff, but not all of it. Now, the What happens, though, is, if I'm in the United States and I'm looking at, you know, pens, or, you know, so I'm looking at buying a red pen, and there's a tariff on red pens now, and so the price of imported red pens has gone up. What will also happen is that domestically produced red pens also have this higher price. So when we're thinking about, Well, why would tariffs get put into place? There's a couple reasons. So one would be, we want to raise tax revenue. Maybe I want to punish another country for a variety of reasons. There's a whole bunch of political reasons. One might want to do that. And then the third reason is what we think of as a protectionist policy. So if I want to help my red pen producers in the United States make a higher profit when I impose this tariff, I'm increasing the price that they can sell at domestically. So when we think about steel tariffs, for example, that's helping steel producers in the US, because they also get to charge this higher price,

Nick VinZant 6:41

so it makes them more competitive by raising the price that would otherwise be lower. It doesn't lower the price domestically.

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 6:48

It does not lower the price domestically. No. So if we're thinking about, you know, all of the produce that we import from Mexico, if we put a tariff on these imports, then the price that we pay domestically will go up. So basically what happened is, prior to World War Two, most countries had, or all countries had, very high tariffs. And post World War Two, there was this sort of communal decision made to reduce tariffs in order to increase global trade, and there's a lot of reasons that we like sort of this move towards free trade, free trade meaning that there aren't any tariffs. So the more trade we have, the more access to goods we would have that we couldn't otherwise have. There are some rules put into place about when you're allowed to impose tariffs, or sort of more tariffs, on other countries. And so, for example, in our trade with Canada and Mexico, we are allowed to put higher tariffs in place if there's essentially a state of emergency if we think that there's issues with protection to our country, saying, deciding that we want to reduce, let's say, drugs, the flow of drugs into the country could count As an emergency situation, which could allow the United States to sort of legally put added tariffs on our imports.

Nick VinZant 8:29

So when you heard about the most recent tariffs and recording this on March 10, and use recent, however you want to use recent, what was kind of your reaction to it? So

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 8:40

the recent tariffs, what's been very interesting about it is that depending on the day, we don't know if they're going to happen or not. So there's this sort of stability question that's being called into play in a way that hasn't been before. So it's one thing to say, hey, we're going to impose 10% tariffs and then we're just off and running for a certain reason, but to but to say the tariffs are coming, okay, we'll cancel them for now. Okay, they're coming. It's that sort of on and off again that can actually lead to some of these price increases and stability issues that the tariff, the tariffs themselves might cause. So even though maybe these 25% tariffs aren't in play right now, the on again, off again, nature can create some of the exact same issues that the tariffs themselves would cause.

Nick VinZant 9:30

I could see that. Because even what, what the little I know about business like, if I don't know what something is going to be, I'm going to plan for the highest and then budget accordingly,

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 9:41

or you're going to look for different trading partners. Do you see some

Nick VinZant 9:45

of that kind of already happening? Yeah.

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 9:48

So one thing that's pretty interesting is that, you know, COVID is not in our distant history, and we all remember sort. Of how the different shutdowns led to the lack of access of intermediate goods and foods at certain points in time. And I think that probably one thing that that recent experience incentivized is a sort of more robust network of trading partners so that a country doesn't have to rely on just Iowa to be exporting soybeans to them, they might have a couple different options that they can reach out to in case something happens, and that's just because we did just have this huge disruption in the global economy. You know, maybe less ideal alternatives, but alternatives that you can turn to.

Nick VinZant 10:49

So does that affect mainly the country that puts the tariff on or the countries that are affected by that tariff, like do Mexico and Canada kind of get burned too. So I'm asking

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 11:04

they they will definitely experience consequences, and the reason for that is because the US is their largest trading partners, and so trade with the US ends up being a larger percentage of their trade than our trade with them. So they're a little bit more reliant on us than we are on them. So it will hurt them. It will also hurt us. And also different partners can be made. So you know, it's possible that Mexico finds that China will be their new largest trading buddy, or maybe we'll just sort of make it through a few months and then return to where things were, um, depending on how things play out.

Nick VinZant 11:49

So I guess you know, for me, sitting here right like, this sounds like a bad thing.

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 11:54

For us consumers, yeah, for

Nick VinZant 11:56

me, it sounds like a bad thing. But what's like, what's the reason that could potentially, like, why would this be a good thing for me? Potentially,

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 12:06

I'm not sure that I could tell a good story about why it would be a good thing for a US consumer. It could, in theory, be good for some US producers. So if we're coming back to those protectionist policies and trying to prop up domestic production. I think steel and aluminum could benefit from these tariffs. But even if we think about car manufacturing, for instance, because I think sometimes we have sort of these old fashioned stories that were completely producing cars in the United States. And so if we put a tariff on imported automobiles that that's going to benefit automobile makers in the United States, and unfortunately, even that's not quite so straightforward, which is why they actually got really upset by the tariffs with Mexico and had the initial delay. Most goods that are produced nowadays, and cars are a really great example of this, have a lot of sort of back and forth across the borders. So even a car that's assembled in the United States might have had its engine and its steering wheel come from Mexico, or it could be that a lot of the parts are produced in the United States and the car is assembled in Mexico. But essentially, in the last 30 years, there's been a huge growth in trade in the intermediate inputs. And so as those get more expensive, the manufacturers also get harmed. Even if you're assembling the car in the United States, you're using more expensive intermediate parts. Can

Nick VinZant 13:57

you help me kind of understand like, because like, okay, I get the idea of it. What I don't really understand is how important in the global scale these kind of things are. So to use kind of a ranking scale, again, if one is something that's not super important, and 10 is like the most important thing, where would tariffs be on that scale.

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 14:22

So I can't answer it that way, a tariff will always help someone and harm someone, and it's going to harm people disproportionately, just depending on who they are. So someone who consumes primarily domestic goods won't be as affected as people who consume more imported goods, even though we could expect sort of inflationary pressures across a lot of different goods. But the problem is that there is going to be disproportionate effects on people, and I'm not sure exactly you know, I. Wouldn't be able to pinpoint people in X state harmed more. If we took it to the product level, we might be able to do that a little bit thinking about who's producing what in different states. Would

Nick VinZant 15:12

you say, though, like, there's some of the tariffs that are being discussed that would be particularly harmful or beneficial in certain areas. So I think

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 15:20

if we're thinking about beneficial the steel tariffs are beneficial to producers, I think a lot of farmers are already being hurt in ways that were not anticipated. A lot of our agricultural products are exported, and so we have to remember also that if we impose tariffs there, we enter a trade war, most likely. And so what we're seeing with other countries is that they're then imposing tariffs on us in return, so farmers who might depend on an export market suddenly are receiving less and aren't able to export as much. And one thought might be, well, okay, that's fine, like, we'll just keep all the soybeans in the United States, right? We don't need to export them. We'll just keep them here. The problem with that is that there might not be enough of a market for domestic soybeans, and so then if the prices drop so much that it might not even need to be a big drop, but if domestic farmers aren't able to recoup their costs on the soybeans that they've grown, they're kind of out of luck, unless aid comes in from the government. And so we've had times like this, where the government then gives farm subsidies, which are very expensive as well. Do

Nick VinZant 16:44

tariffs fundamentally change the destination of a country in the sense that like does it fundamentally change it or it just adjusts? I

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 16:54

don't think tariffs alone would fundamentally change anything, unless the tariffs are large enough, and sort of, if there's enough other countries that can kind of fill your your spot in terms of consumption of the goods that you've been consuming, or in terms of supplying the product that you've been supplying, the world market will go to other countries, and they'll import and export to other places. And, you know, things could change in terms of, you know, industries globally that become more or less successful, but I don't think tariffs, in and of themselves, are going to be a huge um driver in this it what

Nick VinZant 17:43

is kind of the world look like if the United States isn't number one in terms of exporting and importing anymore,

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 17:53

that's it gives opportunity for other countries to be the major trading partner for our partners, and whether that's a cost or benefit depends on, I suppose, who you are and what your policy goals are,

Nick VinZant 18:21

is it the kind of thing? Okay, give me some leeway here, right? Like, we're kind of the cool kid at the cool table, right? Like, is there a chance that our current trade policies make it so we're no longer the coolest kid at the coolest table? Sure. What impact would that kind of have on us?

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 18:46

So I think that these are really long term questions, or maybe they're not that long term. I think that they go along with a lot of other policy questions. So it kind of depends on jointly, what we're doing with innovation and, you know, investing in other countries and supporting other governments. So I think it's an administration question and goal. And, you know, I'm not exactly sure what the particular goal of the administration is right now, whether they want to be the cool kid or not be the cool kid, or what the definition is of being the cool kid, yeah,

Nick VinZant 19:33

if you were running the world or the United States, what would your trade policy be? Great

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 19:39

question also not easy to answer. I mean, I think I am a trade economist, I would tend towards freer trade. That said, I think that you do need to look at an industry by industry level. I think that there are reasons that some products we should. Have, you know, some of them are, sometimes you do need to think about national security right when we're importing goods or exporting goods. Sometimes we don't want to be reliant on other countries for supplying us with something that we want to be able to have on hand without any sort of, you know, political relationship. So I think that I, you know, I would just tend towards more free trade. But also, you know, even when we think about environmental impacts, I care a lot about the environment, and that sometimes means that we need some protections, so it's not black and white. So

Nick VinZant 20:51

if there's good and bad to it, though, is it going to be a situation, as it's currently kind of construed, that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 20:59

So if you think about the question, right, what we'd have to look for is, where are the policies to help reallocate the wealth or the distribution gains? And if I don't see the policies to help the people who are being harmed,

Nick VinZant 21:24

then it's a bad it's a net bad thing for them. Do other countries really watch what's happening with other countries in the sense that, okay, Mexico and Canada are going to getting hit? Is Australia getting ready for it? Is India getting ready for it? Like are they all watching and reacting to what the United States is doing? I'm sure

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 21:45

that countries who trade a lot with the US are watching, and they're already making plans for, you know, adjustments,

Nick VinZant 21:57

the big one, right? Are we headed to recession? And if you can't necessarily answer that specifically, are there things in place that would kind of put us where prices are going to go up or prices are going to go down, right?

Dr. Katherine Schmeiser Lande 22:12

So I think that there's a debate over whether we're heading towards a recession, and you know, depends on what you're reading and who you're asking. So what, what I would remind everybody is that the intent behind a tariff or behind these sort of sweeping tariff laws, would definitely not be to put us into a recession. That would never be a goal. So I think what a lot of us consumers are thinking about, generally, is just affordability. So we're kind of worried about groceries and maybe buying a house or building a house and buying a car. A lot of people have been asking me, should I buy a car real quick if I think I need a car in the next couple years? So I think consumers just typically are worried about the prices that they're paying and the their ability to afford things. And right now, there's a lot of things that are going on that lead to higher prices. I

Nick VinZant 23:12

want to thank Dr Landy so much for joining us. If you want to connect with her, we have linked to her on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube, and we've also included her information in the episode description. And if you want to hear more of this interview, the YouTube version will be live on March 13, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show when you give somebody a What's up, head nod. Do you usually go down, or do you go up? Like, are you like, what's up? Are you like, Sup, I'm

John Shull 23:56

probably more of an up guy. I think I'm like,

Nick VinZant 23:59

you're more of an up guy?

John Shull 24:01

Yeah. I feel like the nod down is like, like an understanding nod, or like a yes nod.

Nick VinZant 24:06

I probably do more downhead nods. I feel like the downhead Nod is more of an acknowledgement, and the up head nod is more of like, hey man, up is friendly. Down is acknowledging. I

John Shull 24:20

also don't realize if I do it, I'm gonna try to see if I actually do it from now on.

Nick VinZant 24:25

I would also say that when I do the up versus down head nod movement, the up is a bigger movement, like it's gonna be a wider range, and the down is more just like it's a much smaller movement. I

John Shull 24:42

love how anyone out there, listen, this is thinking to themselves, do I do I do, like an over exhaustive up or down? Or is it slight? That's what I'm wondering. Uh, shout out. Tom, yeah. Leahy, Gillespie, uh, Urza Corvis, area. Al Basham, Brody Gibbs, Ali Herbert, Christina Roque, Shannon O'Sullivan, Ruben, lavario, Megan Corbett, Barrow, William Marquette, Andrea Angelucci and the one that Nick forgots

Nick VinZant 25:18

Oh, Jake kretchmer, I'm pretty sure I'm not pronouncing that right, but if there's a possibility, uh, shout out to Jake kretchmer. Lester, some knife comment, appreciate you. Checking out the

John Shull 25:32

show. Oh, that's thanks. Jake kretchmer, appreciate you. I if

Nick VinZant 25:36

I don't see words for a while, I forget like, how they're spelled, like, I looked at his name and it's clearly J, a, k, e, but I actually thought in my mind for a little while, like, Wait, is that Jack? Like, if you don't see a word for a while, that's what happens. I feel like, as you get older, if there's something that you don't do for a little bit, as you get older, you completely, like, lose the ability to do it, yeah. You've got to really be repetitive with things.

John Shull 26:05

Well, speaking of repetivity, uh, okay, okay. Gene Hackman, okay. We talked about it last week. We're back on. Gene Hackman, okay, well, because I feel like it's one of those things that people want it to be more than it is, and I'm just going to say what it is, because we all know what it is, and I feel like somebody in the world needs to say what it is. Okay. Wife died of Hantavirus. He was so old in in senile that he probably didn't know, and then he died of heart disease. 10 days later, no one fed the dog, and the dog died, that's what, yeah,

Nick VinZant 26:42

I don't think that like, that life isn't really like, it's always the simple answer. I think whatever you're doing, whether that's conspiracy theories, type stuff, trying to solve a problem, type stuff, whatever it is, it's always the simple answer. It's always the simple answer. Like, it's, yeah, almost. I mean, sometimes it's not, but it's almost always the simple answer,

John Shull 27:04

let's see one. I thought this was just kind of funny, because it doesn't really matter, but I do appreciate those that are sticking up and doing this. But Friday or the Friday before was like blackout day, where people were boy and dropping subscriptions and blah, blah, blah, let's be honest, though, none of that truly matters. I hate to say it. You want it to matter, but it doesn't matter. Oh,

Nick VinZant 27:28

way to shoot down that. Which leads me

John Shull 27:30

to this that is actually truly troublesome, as we know, hurricane season and all that kicks up in a couple of months, and the Trump administration, apparently is going to be continuing cutting the NOAA workforce, so pretty soon we won't have anyone to monitor the weather, and no one to tell us tornadoes, hurricanes. So get ready for that. That's all I had to say about that.

Nick VinZant 27:53

Okay, alright, there's your rant for the day. Alright, just bringing that up. Alright, don't

John Shull 27:58

just don't get it, but whatever. Um, What's scarier to you being in the living in hurricane alley, along a hurricane coast, or in like a wildfire zone?

Nick VinZant 28:12

Oh, I've lived in all of them. So living in Kansas, in Florida, in Arizona, in Washington, I've lived in all of those. And by far, I would say the scariest is an Earthquake. Earthquake is the scariest thing because it's the literal ground moving underneath you. And that kind of power is something that nothing else in the world compares to, like that reminds you of your place in the world, and it is a very small place other than that, I would say, probably tornadoes never bothered me that much, but I grew up in Kansas, and tornados were a very regular thing, and I've seen them destroy a whole town. But even then, people would still go outside in Kansas when a tornado was coming, like you'd go try to look at it. Hurricanes are pretty bad. Is the movie Twister real? No, it is not. It's not. It does sound like a freight train, though every I know that's super cliche, and everybody says like it sounds like a freight train, but it really does sound like a huge object coming towards you. Yeah, earthquakes are the scariest. Wildfires is not something to mess with either, though.

John Shull 29:23

I mean, yeah, that's, I think wildfires would be the scariest to me, because you can't, I mean, you can't do anything. You can't board up your house, right? You can't go into the basement. If the fire is gonna gonna destroy your entire world is gonna happen,

Nick VinZant 29:41

yeah? But I wouldn't say that they're all just, I don't think that you can, besides earthquake, you can't, like, put one ahead of the other. Like, I wasn't more afraid of hurricanes than I was of tornados or wildfires. They're all just kind of the same in a different way, in the sense that, like, you. Are about nature is about to do something, and it's gonna crush you, so you better just get out of the way.

John Shull 30:08

See what else we got going on here. People seem to love this, though, to me, I've always just been kind of met on space things, but there's going to be a total lunar eclipse this week.

Nick VinZant 30:20

I can never keep that straight. Which one the lunar eclipse is? What? Which is the which is the one where the sun, which is the one where the sun comes between the Moon and the Earth? Uh,

John Shull 30:29

I'm not. I think that. I think this is that one or the

Nick VinZant 30:33

sun is not, dude, if the sun came between the Moon and the Earth, we would all be dead. Or

John Shull 30:38

the sun or the moon is going to be completely engulfed in a sun, SUN shadow, I think, is what this one is.

Nick VinZant 30:44

I can't keep it straight. I can't keep it straight.

John Shull 30:47

Darkness on the entire world, or wherever you're going to be. I thought 10 years ago, during the total the total eclipse, that was like once in a generational thing.

Nick VinZant 30:58

But I don't understand why you're complaining about it. Like, whether it's once in a generation, or it happens all the time, like, it's still a cool thing, like, oh, this cool thing's happening. No complaint, but they said it wasn't gonna happen. Like, just, you know, people complain about the biggest thing, stupidest things. To me,

John Shull 31:17

I'm not complaining. I'm just making people aware that it's happening. You're the one with the, you know, the cognitive behavioral attitude over there? No lashes me because you're

Nick VinZant 31:29

cognitive behavioral attitude.

John Shull 31:31

I may have called you dumb, but in a smart way. Uh, anyway,

Nick VinZant 31:37

did, but did you say cognitive? Yeah, nice. Okay, I don't even know what that means. Nice. Somebody's been, are you not reading books about submarines anymore, and now you're reading books about psychology?

John Shull 31:48

I actually have not read any books about I have read 14 books since the new year, and not one of them has been about submarines. So

Nick VinZant 31:55

what have you been you've read 14 books since the new year? Yeah, I had

John Shull 32:00

a lot, I think I said on one of our end of the end of the year episodes last year, one of my goals was to read more books this year. So

Nick VinZant 32:09

what's the biggest thing you've learned in those 14 books?

John Shull 32:14

Oh, I mean, I like historical fiction, so I've read a lot of, oh, a lot. I mean, I've learned a lot, a lot of stories about different things so but it's fiction. The one thing I learned, the biggest thing I learned in any of those 14 books, is that actually reading set making sure to set time aside to read is not that big of a deal as I once thought it was. Oh, yeah,

Nick VinZant 32:38

you just I think that whatever the thing that you're trying to do is you just have to make it a habit. And then it's really not that difficult. Once you make it into a habit, it's getting it to be a habit. That's, I think, the really hard part,

John Shull 32:50

yeah, it's like, it's like getting exercising, running, any, anything you just have to do

Nick VinZant 32:55

it. Just gotta do it.

John Shull 32:57

All right, what else do I have here? Man, it was kind of, I mean, it was kind of thin, to be honest with you, in terms of stuff this week. I mean, we're not going to even touch the State of the Union or whatever. He called it joint address to Congress. Yeah, let's steer clear all that. Yeah, we're, we're not getting in on any of that March Madness coming up. That's exciting one time where everyone cares about college basketball during the year, but you're, you're going to say, I don't care about it, of course. Oh,

Nick VinZant 33:26

I'm always kind of interested in who makes it. But to me, in general, sporting events have kind of just lost so much of their luster lately. Like, I'm just not usually that into sporting events anymore, and the fact that I say sporting events instead of sports is kind of like, Oh, wow. Okay, that guy doesn't like, I don't know the language anymore. What's this basketball you're all playing?

John Shull 33:49

Well, this was interesting with sports, of course, apparently, the number four sport in terms of participation in this country is pickleball. Oh yeah,

Nick VinZant 33:59

that's a fun sport, man, it's fun because it's like the perfect combination, combination of activity, inactivity and socialization.

John Shull 34:11

Yeah, I guess I played it a few times. I feel like I'm always too competitive. So wasn't that fun? But, and then lastly, I wanted to give a shout out to somebody that no one probably cares about, except for me, on the RIP section of the show rip Carl Dean, the late, great husband of Dolly Parton. Oh, Dolly

Nick VinZant 34:33

Parton's a national treasure, man who

John Shull 34:37

he They prided themselves on him not ever being a part of the you know her. I don't what you want to call it legend. Legend status. Like he rarely went to events with her. He ran his own business. So good for him. I think they were married for together for 6060, something years. That's

Nick VinZant 34:54

insane, man to just like you and I are both married, but imagine being with somebody for six years. And then one day, if 60 years, and then one day you wake up and they're not there. That Getting old is tough, man, well, that's so hard,

John Shull 35:08

especially being with like, and, you know, let's not share Cody. You're with Dolly Parton, who was a, who was a sex symbol for most of her, you know, or it's still a sex symbol for her career, 80,

Nick VinZant 35:20

bro, yeah, but I know what you mean. But like, if somebody's still out there, like, oh, Dolly, yeah, I'm

John Shull 35:29

dude. I'm not gonna lie. She She said a quote that I'll never forget. Someone was asking her, like, how she looked 30, and she was like, 65 and she's like, because I've gotten everything on my body nipped, tucked or sucked. That was like,

Nick VinZant 35:45

good for you. I think that she's good proof of what can happen to you if you're just kind of a nice and honest person, like you don't have to be a celebrity and be terrible. You could just be kind of nice and be honest about things, and people will like you. Well,

John Shull 35:58

I'm sure I'm completely wrong on this, but I can't think offhand of a single time where she was like, enveloped in a serious controversy.

Nick VinZant 36:06

No, never really. She's always generally been on the right side of things. Everybody likes Dolly Parton. She's kind of like Betty White. There's always the older celebrity that everybody likes. I think Betty White had it. Now, Dolly Parton has it. I don't know who's going to be next.

John Shull 36:22

Yeah, well, probably not anyone that's younger than 40. Uh, probably not. All right, man. Oh, you ready? Let's, let's start. Let's, let's touch our inner selves here and enlighten the listeners.

Nick VinZant 36:36

Okay, so our top five is top five pieces of our personal life advice. So in our years on this planet, these are the top five pieces of life advice that John and I have life advice from people in their 40s or close to it.

John Shull 36:54

Well, okay, my number five is actually something that somebody told me when I was in college that I've I've tried to mold a lot of my way of thinking around and I don't think he listens to this podcast. I actually haven't talked to him in 25 years, but his name is Josh Hart, and we were at a at a party together, and we had just done some shots. He looks over at me, and we're looking back and forth, almost like time had stopped. And he goes, just be easy. Bro, just be easy. So that's my number five is, just be easy. Take life as it comes. You know, there's going to be a lot of waves, lot ups and downs. I'm not going to get too too philosophical, but the end of the day, things usually have a way of working themselves out. So just to be easy, just to be easy. I

Nick VinZant 37:45

This is not my number five, but that reminds me of a quote from the wire that I always thought was a great quote, which is, take it easy but take it. That's fair. That's actually right. Like, that's a great way to live your life. Is, take it easy but take it

John Shull 37:59

Yeah, that's a good one. My

Nick VinZant 38:02

number five is always look for the soft emotion. Like, if somebody's mad at you and you look for the soft emotion in that, I think that you can identify and understand people a lot better. Like, they're not mad at you because you're always going out with your friends. They're mad at you because you're not spending time with them. Like, I think if you look for the soft emotion in your dealings with people, you can understand them a lot better. And I think that your relationship and communication is much better if

John Shull 38:29

you do that, this is going to be one of the more heartfelt top fives we've ever done. Oh yeah. This

Nick VinZant 38:34

is like deep This is Jesus.

John Shull 38:38

My number four is, just understand that it's okay to be selfish sometimes and do something for you. Well, that's, yeah, that's a good one. I feel like it gets lost too much, especially like us, where you have a full time job, other commitments, a family, kids, everything else, you're just living life, and before you know it, you're 60 and you can't do things that you you know naturally when, like how you were in your 30s. Um, so it's okay to put everything aside for even 10 minutes a day and be like, This is my 10 minutes. Nobody say a word to me. Don't take an email, don't take phone calls. It's just your time.

Nick VinZant 39:19

My number four is listen to older people. I think when you're growing up, you think that older people like their advice and their insight doesn't apply to you, like, oh, yeah, okay, but that's not how it is anymore. And then the older you get, the more you realize that, oh, older people are kind of right, like they do have some pretty good life lessons if you're willing to listen to it. Maybe it doesn't apply to you in, like, a very specific thing, but it applies overall, like, oh, older people, it's hard to get old. Like, they do have some good advice for you.

John Shull 39:54

That's a that's a good I wanted, I was gonna put I have something similar, but not really. Really on the list. My number three is the loudest microphone. This is another saying that I that I was told the loudest microphone in the room is the first one to run out of battery. And, oh, essentially what deep, what that is, or what I've always taken that to mean, is, just listen, you know, take in the world around you. Listen. You can engage, obviously, but listen, take everything in and then talk, then speak. You know, formulate thoughts. You don't always have to be the person that's just rushing out or saying something. You know, people you know, think before you talk. But listen, listen to everything around you, and life might make a little more sense from time to time. Oh,

Nick VinZant 40:46

I've always noticed it's the smarter people that I've known in my life, whether they were managers or other just people, they would listen before they said something, they would always be usually the last person to talk.

John Shull 40:58

Well, that's yeah, like you said, that's probably why they're managers or whatever. What's your number three? My number

Nick VinZant 41:02

three is maintenance is important, both with your body, with the things that you own. Like you don't think that you gotta really take care of something as much as you need to. And then as you get older, you really realize that, Oh, you gotta do maintenance. Like you gotta get your foundation checked every few years. You gotta get the water heater serviced, like those kind of things you don't think that you have to do when you're younger. You find out as you're older, like, oh, you really, you really need to do maintenance. It's super important, truly

John Shull 41:32

is. I mean, and I'm not even being funny, but things like the vacuum cleaning out the air filters, you know, furnace filters, like these are things that you take for granted, but if you don't do it or forget to do it, they could lead to way bigger issues that cost hundreds, 1000s of dollars. So you're absolutely right. Oh,

Nick VinZant 41:50

ounce of prevention, pound of care. Wait, yeah, I don't remember what that is I and

John Shull 41:59

also that I assume that that means like for you as well, right? Like,

Nick VinZant 42:04

you know, oh yeah, you got to take care of your body. Man, yeah, yeah,

John Shull 42:07

you don't want to look like me at 25 um, this is more or less a, it's not a saying, but just make sure that in life you ask questions. Don't be afraid to try to understand what you're doing or where you're going or who you're with, or why you're friends with these people, or what you're doing, like ask questions, because nobody is going to care about you. In the end of the day, you have to care for yourself, stand up for yourself, to ask questions. You know you just that's almost goes back to the selfish, the selfish comment, like you have to be there for you. Did you

Nick VinZant 42:46

get a little teary there for a second? I did not. But are you sure you're like,

John Shull 42:50

No, no, I'm not gonna cry, not gonna cry on this podcast. But don't be afraid to be a little selfish. Take care of yourself.

Nick VinZant 42:59

My number two is stop and think, I think that's really easy to tell people, but like, if you actually stop and think about where you are in life and reflect on what's going on, it's actually pretty cool. Like you're doing pretty well. Like you're generally, no matter what your situation is, you're kind of doing pretty well, given the things that you've been given, and if you actually kind of just stop and think about things, I think that you can better understand, like, how awesome life is, like, it's still pretty great to be here.

John Shull 43:32

Which kind of leads me to my number one, which is, you know, life, life isn't always. Life never stands still, like how the moment is right now that you're feeling could be completely different in six hours. Like, so kind of goes back to my number five of being easy, but my number one really is just, you know, we're lucky to be here. We're lucky to be humans. We're lucky to do what we do, blah, blah, blah. Like, you just gotta take it with the ebbs and flows. You create your own decisions. You make your own decisions. You create a lot of things. Just know that you know you're always going to get back up. Nothing truly ever will keep you down, unless you get hit by a truck, of course. But let's hope that doesn't Yeah. It's

Nick VinZant 44:16

like my grandpa used to have a saying, like, if everything's okay, it means you're dead.

John Shull 44:22

Yeah, pretty accurate. Or,

Nick VinZant 44:25

no, wait, he was like, if everything is okay in your life, you're about to get hit by a bus.

John Shull 44:30

You just, just gotta ride, ride the way gotta ride, unless you get hit by a

Nick VinZant 44:34

Mack truck. That's kind of like, my number one is just embrace the struggle, like even the really bad things and difficult times in life, like, it's still an experience, it's still something that you are doing, and you can kind of embrace that. And I think that it does make life that much more worthy and more enjoyable when you're not in those hard times. But even, like, embrace. The suck, I think is a big part of life, because you're still experiencing that. It's still awesome to kind of be alive and going through that,

John Shull 45:08

that should be both of our number ones, just embracing the suck. Embrace the suck. I will mention, uh, don't give up. Never give up by the late great Jimmy Valvano. But I, I've, I've, uh, kept that as kind of a motto, kind of goes along with just, you know, embrace the suck, really. Um, yeah, the other thing is, though the probably the most practical thing is just be, be real. Be practical about situations, about your life, like I feel like it's okay to dream, but you have to dream within reality. I feel that, you know, not to be a Debbie Downer, but like, I'm never gonna be able to drive a Formula One race car, even if I lost 150 pounds, is not happening.

Nick VinZant 45:55

I mean, maybe you could just start your own, yeah. Like, that's there's always a balance between that stuff, like Chase your dreams, but you gotta kind of pick out to be at least in this universe. I mean, gotta have the right dreams to chase,

John Shull 46:07

you know. And the other thing that I will say, and this is probably the most sappiest one, is love the people who love you, friends, family, no, just, just, it's okay to love and hug and be emotional, exactly, and be emotional, it's okay something that I didn't I didn't understand until probably 10 years ago, like, it's okay to be all of those things and do all of those things. Oh,

Nick VinZant 46:31

yeah, I agree. Uh, my honorable mention is, like, you never know what words of encouragement will mean to somebody that's a good one. Yeah, I basically went into news because some random person one time said, Hey, maybe you should do that. Like, I don't think you ever know. I think if you take time to encourage someone or tell somebody that they're doing a good job, I don't think the people realize the full effect that that can have on people. I think that can be a very powerful thing to be like, Hey, that was good. Like, thanks for doing that. You should try this. I don't think people get pointed in the right direction very much. We're always told what not to do, but not really encouraged on what things that we should do.

John Shull 47:12

I mean, I couldn't agree with you more.

Nick VinZant 47:14

I also got what you do today determines the person that you are six months from now, like it's you're never going to see the results of the work that you put in that day. It's always, like, three to six months later that then you kind of reap the rewards. So you always have to be the person you the work you do today determines the person you are tomorrow.

John Shull 47:38

That's a good way. I mean, I think that is kind of situation specific, but I don't disagree with it.

Nick VinZant 47:43

Yeah, my last one is, we're all in this together, like everybody's just trying to get through this, man, like we're all just trying to get through this, and everybody's doing the best that they can. We're all in this together at the end of it,

John Shull 47:57

that's if everyone would just stop and stop think and realize that maybe there'd be some peace, but people don't want to think about that sometimes. But yes, we are all in this together

Nick VinZant 48:10

and smoke them if you got them. Oh, okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. Really helps out the show and let us know, what are some of the life lessons that you've learned. I really do think that more than almost anything else, you can learn a lot from other people, and you don't have to make the same mistakes that they do. It's just so hard to listen to other people sometimes.

Speed Skiing Record Holder Marc Amann

At over 240 kilometers per hour, Professional Speed Skier Marc Amann is one of the fastest skiers on Earth. We talk getting started in Speed Skiing, the goal every Speed Skier is chasing and why stopping is really the hardest part. Then, we unveil a new Candle of the Month and countdown the Top 5 Movie Characters We’d Like to Hang Out With.

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Nick VinZant 0:00

Nick, welcome to Profoundly Pointless. My name is Nick VinZant Coming up in this episode, speed skiing and movie characters we'd like to be friends with. When

Marc Amann 0:23

you go 200 for the first time, it's really something special. I would say it's like a rush. It's really challenging that you like you really need to go all in and in when you break to to stop in time the fastest, if you have the right track for it, and like a perfect snow, perfect run, it can be like 265

Nick VinZant 0:47

I would say I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance subscribe, leave us a rating or review. We really appreciate. It really helps us out. I want to get right to our first guest, because he's one of the fastest skiers in the fastest sport in the world. This is professional speed skier Mark Aman. So what's it like going 200 plus on skis? When

Marc Amann 1:13

you go 200 for the first time, it's really something special. I would say it's like a rush. And for me, it feels like, when you meet your first love, it's like you have these butterflies in the stomach and they just want to go out. And if you do a fast run, it actually, it actually feels like this,

Nick VinZant 1:35

can you make any kind of a mistake?

Marc Amann 1:38

Well, you shouldn't do too many, or the mistakes shouldn't be too big. You can, for example, at 200 it's like it feels like a training run right now. And you can, you can test something so you can really try something out. For example, narrower ski position, or different talk, you shouldn't if you go faster, because there's like, just this tiny, how do you say Marsh,

Nick VinZant 2:10

Marsh margin of error, like a very small margin of error. Yeah,

Marc Amann 2:14

you have to say within the small margin, and you shouldn't get out of it. I'm kind of a numbers

Nick VinZant 2:19

person. So to put this a little bit in perspective, let's say when we're talking about mistakes, one is the smallest mistake that you can make. 10 is a pretty big mistake. Yes, at those top speeds, like, where on that scale can you kind of make a mistake? Like, oh, you can make a mistake with five and you can still be good. Or, like, if you go above one, you're done. It's,

Marc Amann 2:42

like, I would say one, if you you have a really small margin,

Nick VinZant 2:47

kind of backing up to go forward. How did you get into this?

Marc Amann 2:52

It's, well, actually, crazy story. Um, I was never really a ski raiser before, but we my family and me, when we were younger, we always made ski holidays. And we went to Verba, it's also a Swiss ski resort, quite big, and they had a World Cup competition in speed skiing. We were watching it, and it was like quite, you know, interesting we did, or at least me, I didn't want to leave. I just want to watch them going down, because it's crazy when you see them like skiing 220 kilometers per hour, and they have these shiny red suits and these space helmets. It's, yeah, it's something which, which is not normal and quite interesting to see. And when I was 16, like the World Cup competition was already over, but the track was still prepared, so my dad and I, we went on the track, like half of the track with normal skis, with normal ski equipment. And put, yeah, we put a GPS,

Nick VinZant 4:07

measure speed, like, see how fast you're going, yeah,

Marc Amann 4:11

exactly, to see how fast we can go down there. And it was like, Yeah, with normal skis, this was like, 120 125 something like this. And it felt, it felt crazy. I was, honestly, I was scared, because the skis were shaking this fast, and it was like, Oh, I hope I can control it. But the feeling like the adrenaline rush afterwards, it was crazy. It was crazy. So,

Nick VinZant 4:36

I mean, looking at it from the outside, outside, it looks like a simple sport, right? Like you point the skis straight, and you tuck and you go, explain to me why it's like, is it that simple? Or is it? No, it's a lot more complicated than that. Well,

Marc Amann 4:52

in general, like, if you, if you see it, it is that simple? Yes, it's going straight. It's the first thing. Learn on skis. But if you want to, if you want to be one of the best, you need to, you need you can't just ski straight down. You need to have like routine. You need to have a specific tuck, specific equipment. It's not just skiing down.

Nick VinZant 5:21

So, like, when you get to the top level, right, and I know this is kind of difficult, but you're to go faster. What are you trying to work on? Like, you're trying to get a slightly better tuck, you're trying to get closer. Like, what are you trying to do to go faster and faster? You change

Marc Amann 5:38

the positions quite, quite many times, and you test your position. So for example, if you have a narrower stance or a wider stance on the skis, what's the difference, if you go lower with your upper body and a little bit higher with your butt? What? What's the real difference? Then you have to work on the equipment. Because, like every equipment change is also a change in your position. So you also have to do many changes there. And for me, it took quite long from 2018 till now to really be able to compete against the top guys. The

Nick VinZant 6:19

fastest that you've ever gone is what 242.5

Marc Amann 6:25

kilometers per hour, which is like a little bit more than 150 miles per hour.

Nick VinZant 6:32

But how long did it take you to go from being able to do, let's just say, like 235 to get to 245 before

Marc Amann 6:41

I made this record, which is the German record, my best speed was 220 kilometers per hour. But it's the whole setup so how your helmet fits on your over your shoulders, because, like you try to put the shoulders inside the helmet to have a better aerodynamic and also how the helmet goes over, for example, the back protector. So the whole setup is like, you need to work on the whole setup to be faster than others. Is

Nick VinZant 7:16

there a body type that seems to do better than others? Like, Oh, you need to be short and thick, or tall and skinny, or

Marc Amann 7:23

that's what I really thought, that it's like important to be heavy, because the heavier you are, you think, the faster you go. That's what everyone thinks. And I still think it is like this. But with last month, we had the first competition where a woman beat all man, so she was faster than all men, and she is not. She's not 90 kilograms. She's maybe maximum 60 kilograms and 160 centimeters high, or 170 Not, not more than 170 and she beat all men, even like the world record holder and everyone. So I'm not sure if, if you, you can say, Okay, this specific body type is best.

Nick VinZant 8:20

Like, can you just do this at any mountain? Or does it have to be a very kind of specific setup in order to do it? You can't

Marc Amann 8:29

do it on every mountain. And for us, it's also really hard to find a track where you are able to ski 200 and then you also need to have a run out that you have, like, the time and space to break, because it takes, like, quite a long time to get to normal speed again. So it's not possible in many places to, yeah, to ski this fast.

Nick VinZant 8:58

Does it have to be completely flat, like completely groomed. It should be for

Marc Amann 9:03

the high speeds above 200 it should be quite flat and groomed, and you should have a long run out. Are

Nick VinZant 9:12

you ready for some harder slash? Listener submitted questions, for sure, how much does all your equipment cost? A lot,

Marc Amann 9:19

a lot, but I've spent on my helmet, like 2000 if I say, if I can say in euros, it's 2000 euros.

Nick VinZant 9:29

Euros is kind of close to dollars, close enough. Yeah, yes, okay.

Marc Amann 9:34

The racing suit is also 800 euro. And the skis are i i don't have a price for the skis, but you have to buy quite a lot, because not every ski is fast, and you find out pretty quickly which skis are not fast, so you need to buy a few to find the perfect. Ski for you,

Nick VinZant 10:00

like, how many pairs of skis will you go through in a year? I

Marc Amann 10:04

have in total, I think seven, seven speed skis, and two of them are fast,

Nick VinZant 10:11

then two of them are fast. How long are the skis? Are they really long? They're really long.

Marc Amann 10:17

238 centimeters long. 238 centimeters long, two meter 38

Nick VinZant 10:24

so I mean this for the people in the audience, I snowboard. I'm five foot nine, which is about 177 centimeters maybe. And I use a 152 snowboard. So that's like twice as long as your normal kind of stuff for your height,

Marc Amann 10:42

when you see them the first time, it's like you, you really have to look up,

Nick VinZant 10:46

right? Like, those are huge skis, yeah, man, um, fastest you've been going and crashed. I,

Marc Amann 10:56

well, I never crashed in a speed ski, speed skiing competitions, fortunately, and I also want to keep it like this, but I crash in like a downhill race, probably around 120 130

Nick VinZant 11:13

kilometers power, but like, if you crashed at 200 Are you can you walk away from that? Or is it like, No, you're done.

Marc Amann 11:21

You can, you can, depending on the crash, like walking away. Usually, you always walk away with bruises or with, like, some some burnings, you know, because if you crash with this speed, on, on, like, a hard on a hard slope, and you Yeah, you just burn yourself, you

Nick VinZant 11:43

know, yeah, you get life friction, a knee,

Marc Amann 11:47

a knee injury is quite common as well. If you crash at higher speeds,

Nick VinZant 11:51

is, is it considered to be a dangerous sport? Hard

Marc Amann 11:55

to say, hard to say, like, my personal opinion, if I can say your opinion is that it's not as dangerous, for example, as downhill skiing, because you have a long run, like in speed skiing, you have a long run out. So if you crash, you slide mainly down, and that's it. If you crash, for example, in a Super G or downhill race, you you have the turns, and straight after the turn, there are nets, and if you, if you like, get over the net, and there are trees. So it's, it's not, I would say it's not as dangerous as as the normal alpine skiing, but it's can be, it can be quite dangerous, depending on the speeds you go.

Nick VinZant 12:43

That makes sense, right? Like, it's not the crashing, it's what you hit when you crash. That's the sense the big danger. What do you think the limit is? Like, what's the fastest that you think that somebody can go? I think,

Marc Amann 12:55

I think the fastest, if you have the right track for it, and like, a perfect snow, perfect run. It can be like 265 I would say 262 65

Nick VinZant 13:08

Yeah, some things, I think physics is science. Is science. Physics is physics at the end, like, you can't only go so fast. Yes, when you look at the the run that you compete on, that's how long

Marc Amann 13:21

the run like it's 800 meters long, so you get speed over 700 meters. And then you have a timing zone, which is 100 meters long, where you have, like, they measure the time during these 100 meters. So it's like, kind of the average speed of these 100 meters, and then you have a 400 meter out, run

Nick VinZant 13:46

out, break, yeah, so where you can kind of slowly, you can stop.

Marc Amann 13:49

And those 400 meters, if you start from the top, it's quite it's really challenging that you like, you really need to go all in and in when you break to to stop in time, so which is also quite limiting. Okay,

Nick VinZant 14:06

I was in the States. You're always taught pizza french fries. Like pizza french fries. So how are you stopping? Are you like pizza ing? Are you doing more of the hot that you just pizza stop? Huh? Well, well,

Marc Amann 14:17

it's a mix of both. But like in the you go through the timing zone, then you stand up, you try to catch the wind to that the wind slows you down. And while you catch the wind, you go in pizza, in snow plow. And we when you have a speed which is low enough, you can do the hockey stop like the parallel turns. Oh,

Nick VinZant 14:39

but you couldn't just stay. Start hockey, stop it.

Marc Amann 14:42

No, no, too, too dangerous. Too dangerous. If you do it too early, it's, yeah, you can catch an edge. It's really or you can even catch air if you lift your inside ski, because they're quite heavy and quite long, so you. Kind of lift the inside ski a bit. And if you catch air below it, when you're too fast, it's like, you don't have control anymore

Nick VinZant 15:07

stopping this seems to be the real problem, exactly, exactly. So if you're going 800 meters, though, how long does it take for you to kind of get up to your top speed where you're like, Oh, I'm going about as fast as I'm going to be going, like, where on that 800 meters, do you kind of hit that?

Marc Amann 15:24

It's like, it takes like 2022, seconds, and

Nick VinZant 15:31

the whole run would take, how long,

Marc Amann 15:34

like, the whole run, maybe, with the breaking it's like 3035, seconds.

Nick VinZant 15:42

Oh, so it's kind of close to the end when you really hit the top speed. Like, it's not

Marc Amann 15:47

exactly, exactly, yes, like, just before it gets flat. What's

Nick VinZant 15:52

kind of the biggest thing that somebody's watching out for? Like, when you're doing one of these races, like, Oh, you got to make sure you don't do that. I

Marc Amann 16:00

never say you shouldn't do that. I always say you should do that, if you

Nick VinZant 16:06

know what I mean, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. I always

Marc Amann 16:09

say ski flat. And if it gets too like, if it shakes too much, you can go on the inside edge. That's something, what everyone understands. And it's like you accelerate faster when the skis are flat, but it's also less stable. So you they shade more, and if you put them on the inside edge like this, when you ski down like this, you have more like stability, yeah, especially on high speeds. So at one point in a run, you have to change a bit on the inside edge to to have the stability again. So I always say ski flood. And when it's when it gets too unstable, you go on the inside edge to have the control and stability again, right?

Nick VinZant 17:01

Yeah? Like, I think we call them speed wobbles. Like, does the ski just start to shake that you're going so fast? Yeah? Dude, I said, um, that's all you do that. I'm not doing that. Can you kind of walk me through

Marc Amann 17:15

this? So this was the the record attempt, which was my first time starting from there. And yeah, was quite, how should I say? I was really, really motivated. I just wanted to go down. And yeah, straight into position, which worked really well. And then at one point you see, like, the skis get a bit wider and to get the better stability, and the feeling was crazy. And yeah, on the run, like, I just saw the timing and it the feeling was amazing, because I was just, just right over the German record. And it was my good, big goal of this week to reach the German record. And when everything works out in because you just have this one run to to reach the record, then it's like, yeah, you're so happy, so stoked. And yeah, that everything worked well, yeah, your legs

Nick VinZant 18:22

are wider apart than I would have like, oh, you can take a pretty wide stance then, huh? Yes,

Marc Amann 18:28

I but since this i They it got a bit

Nick VinZant 18:33

narrower. Yeah, you can see it as you kind of bring it in, yeah.

Marc Amann 18:37

Now I changed my tuck a bit, and now I'm a bit narrower, so which works for me personally, better. So it's a never ending process, actually.

Nick VinZant 18:52

Oh, man, so that's the top of the run you're dropping in.

Marc Amann 18:56

Yeah, exactly. This is like, if you don't start from the top, you you are like, if this is the slope you get in, like this, and that you, yeah, that you don't lose any meters. You jump straight into the four line to accelerate, to have a bit more meters of acceleration.

Nick VinZant 19:18

Oh, I can kind of, yeah, you know what? Like you're the skis are moving in and out more than I would have thought. Yes,

Marc Amann 19:26

they shake quite a bit. They shake quite a bit. And, yeah, but when you have, like, this is, this is a feeling I really want to have, so that they are shaking a bit, then you know what? They are flat and that you accelerate faster. Oh, so you're also, it shouldn't be too much.

Nick VinZant 19:48

Oh, man. Oh, you really do tuck in then, huh, yes, the skis look very narrow. Is that the GoPro kind of effect thing? Or is that. Down

Marc Amann 20:00

the GoPro. Like the I have a 360 camera instead 360 and it's like, yeah, it makes it looks quite narrow, but now my Tuck is even narrower again.

Nick VinZant 20:14

Are you like, would you say that most people who do this, like, Are they good skiers outside of it. Or, like, No, I'm good at speed skiing. Or most skiers like, Oh, they're pretty good all around skiers anyway,

Marc Amann 20:26

not all speed skiers are good skiers, but usually all top speed skiers are good skiers as well. That makes they have, like, you know, they, they have the feeling for the skis, which is really important. You you can't just be fast on on speed skis. You need to, I think it's like part of the game to ski also on different skis, like slalom skis, like GS skis, or whatever, to to get a better feeling, and, yeah, to be more sensitive with with the skis, that's pretty

Nick VinZant 21:08

much all the questions I got. Man, what's kind of coming up next for you? Anything we missed? Or,

Marc Amann 21:12

yeah, well, and now it's an exciting time. So we are now preparing, or I'm preparing for the world championships this year, which is also the world record attempt, which is in two and a half weeks, weeks in VARS. And yeah, I try to beat my record again. And yeah, to get my first podium, my international podium is like a really big goal, and to ski 250 kilometers per hour.

Nick VinZant 21:43

I want to thank Mark so much for joining us. If you want to connect with him, we have linked to him on our social media sites. We're Profoundly Pointless on tick tock, Instagram and YouTube. And if you want to see more of this interview, see what it's really like to go 200 plus down the side of a mountain. The YouTube version will be live on March 6, at 12:30pm Pacific. Okay, now let's bring in John Shaw and get to the pointless part of the show. Do you feel the need for speed? Are you a person that likes to go fast? No,

John Shull 22:20

I am not. No,

Nick VinZant 22:22

I'm really not either. I don't really like to go very fast.

John Shull 22:25

I mean, I'm the kind of person on the highway that, if I'm, you know, if I'm going 8590, I say it every time, like, whoever I'm in the car with, you know, the commonplace phrase of, oh, I didn't realize I was going that fast. Like,

Nick VinZant 22:41

I like to get where I'm going, and I like to do things quickly and efficiently, but I don't really feel the need for speed in anything that I do. Like, I like to go snowboarding and the blues are about as high up as I really want to go. Like, No, I'm okay. If

John Shull 22:58

someone were to offer me an opportunity to be in an f1 car, or say, you know, one of those boats, like the racing boats, yeah, boats. I wouldn't turn it down, but I don't know, you know, like, I don't, I don't yearn for it, but I love watching other people do

Nick VinZant 23:13

it. No, I don't. I would like, certainly take it and see what the experience was like, but I wouldn't want to do it. I generally don't like to put myself in risky situations.

John Shull 23:25

Meanwhile, every time I do anything that involves even an end of of anything, I hurt myself. So no, in my luck, I would crash and die, or, you know, the boat would sink, something to that, to that. Yeah,

Nick VinZant 23:37

you are generally a catastrophe waiting to happen. But wait, okay, if you're going, if you're driving on the highway, how fast do you are you going before you're like, oh, going a little fast. Here probably should slow down. You're talking interstate, not rush hour, normal traffic conditions, like, oh, I might be going a little fast.

John Shull 24:00

I mean, I don't actually, because I drive, I'm the guy in the right tune lanes, so in Michigan, and I could be wrong, because I don't know the other speed laws across the country, but I think our, like, interstate speed limit is 10 miles an hour higher than others. So it's your speed limit. That's like, 70 or 70? Well, it's definitely 70, like, where I live in the metro area, but I think it's 75 once you get to the outskirts, which means people are doing 8085 just, just like, yeah,

Nick VinZant 24:30

I generally sit, I I generally sit about seven to eight miles an hour over the speed limit. But I've been in some parts of the country where the speed limit was 85 I think in parts of Texas, yeah. And I was like, I don't know if I need to be going like 94 that's a little that's fast enough. Yeah, I'm not gonna push it past. I'm not gonna push it into the 90s. I

John Shull 24:53

spent some time on the west side of Michigan when I was younger, you know, back country roads, and even then, where I. There was, there was nothing there. I still couldn't do it like I would still go 5060, even though there was no posted speed limit, like, I just, I don't know I have you ever hit a deer? Have you ever hit like an animal or a

Nick VinZant 25:13

person? No, no, I've never hit anything. I mean, I've gotten into a car crash three times, maybe twice. I can't quite remember twice, no, three times. Three times I've been in a car crash and but all pretty low speeds. Well,

John Shull 25:29

I can tell you from having hit three deers in my life, and anyone out there that's listening this can probably agree with me on this. It's probably one of the most scariest things. You know, besides getting in a super serious accident that you can go through because it's so fast, and a lot of times they can total your car blah, blah, blah, it's just yeah. So anyways, getting back to what we're talking about, that's why, that's another reason why I don't go crazy speeds is like I try to give myself, or at least I think I try to give myself enough time to react to what could happen. How

Nick VinZant 26:02

have you hit three deer? Like, I feel like that's the kind of thing that should only happen to you once. Maybe you're just unlucky, but I also feel like, if it's happened three times, we're starting to get into user error. Well, nobody

John Shull 26:15

wants to hear these stories. I'm not going to tell you what, but I will say two points to that one I hit two within three months of each other. Okay, it was always in all all of our hunting friends out there. Um, it was always during hunting season when they were moving around. So they're active, right? Like they're trying to they know where, they know where the safe zones are, so they're trying to get to them. And

Nick VinZant 26:39

how ironic that they got hit by a car trying to get to the safe zone. There was

John Shull 26:43

one there was one instance I feel like, now I feel like I have to spend it'll be 30 seconds, I swear, uh, was, I was dating a girl on the west side of Michigan. I had to drive three hours back to the to the Detroit area to work. It was probably 3am I was already late for work, and I kind of fell asleep, and the the impact woke me up.

Nick VinZant 27:03

Okay, now we're getting to it.

Unknown Speaker 27:05

And like,

John Shull 27:07

I'm pretty sure it was a deer, if it wasn't, I apologize whoever I killed out there. But all I saw was just like, you know, woke up, went to work. About two hours later, the news director comes up to me. She's like, John, now, what happened to your car? The the deer had taken off the complete front end of my truck. Like, there was, it was down to the radiator. Like, that's the first thing

Nick VinZant 27:32

that was showing work with a bloody deer front of your car. There

Unknown Speaker 27:37

was, it wasn't,

John Shull 27:39

I mean, it wasn't bloody there. I mean, there I mean, there was blood and hair in there. But, like, it was, I mean, I disintegrated it. I just, but, like, I don't really remember it, because I, like, like, I was nodding off, you know how, like, you're driving and you kind

Nick VinZant 27:52

of know, no, I don't know. No, I don't I'm not having an experience falling asleep while driving that often, like the thing that I do, God, you're irresponsible. You irresponsible person I

John Shull 28:08

was. And then that was the worst of them all. And then I hit two other deer, you know, after that. And yeah, so me, anyways, getting back to the speed limit thing, I just try to drive now safely. We have an EV. So I also try to, like, be mindful of that, you know, I try, because you don't want to you go too fast for too long. It'll burn the, you know, drain the battery, obviously, if you go post at speeds. So wow,

Nick VinZant 28:32

god, look what you've become. You went from a guy that was falling asleep on the road, running over deer and then go into work to a guy who's too afraid to keep his EV moving too fast because he doesn't want to hurt the battery like that's what you've become. Tell me about, trust me, I know from here to there, like you, you, you are a man physically, but you have grown other anatomy, right? Like you have turned look at you.

Unknown Speaker 29:05

I got nothing. How far? How far

Nick VinZant 29:06

are you falling? Okay, alright,

John Shull 29:09

let's give some shout outs here. We'll start with Nathan dim. Jeff Baird, Nathan,

Nick VinZant 29:17

it's tough. It's tough.

John Shull 29:21

Jason LeBlanc, Aaron quiz on Ash moroca, Jason Hebdo, uh, Mariah Nez lanich, Don satsop, Bryce Betts, Lauren Keckley, and we'll end on one of our favorite people who I see always pop up, uh, Tessa gruelli, see her? She likes a lot of her stuff. See it follows us. So wanted to thanks,

Nick VinZant 29:47

Tessa. Tessa, like a good Tesla, yeah, that's a good name. That's a good name. I like that name.

John Shull 29:54

Maybe not Tesla, but Tessa, anyways. Uh, alright, let's talk about gene hack. Him. I hope you're aware of that situation. Yes, he died. That's crazy. Like, oh, man, what? But I don't buy into any of these conspiracy theories. Like, so

Nick VinZant 30:10

either, life is much simpler, usually, most the time, yeah?

John Shull 30:13

Like, I mean, the internet has blown up, right? Because apparently they were dead for for days before one of the dogs was dead, but the other was two others outside that were okay or something. Like, maybe they just off themselves and took the nearest dog with them. Like, I don't know, but I don't think somebody see every some conspiracy theorists are saying that it's related to, like, the David Carradine. No, it's not that. It's like, you know that it's a part of the inner circle of Hollywood that takes out people. First off, no one's taking out Gene Hackman at 93 years old, or whatever he was,

Nick VinZant 30:46

right? Like, who's, you know, who we gotta get rid of this 93 year old man no one's heard from in 20 years. Like he's the real threat. And priorities like conspiracy theories are just never true. They're just ridiculous. When you think about them,

John Shull 30:59

it's just, yeah, it's, it's kind of like this whole comment thing, I don't know if you've been following that where, no, there's a comment that's apparently going to strike somewhere in the world. I think it's 2030 Yes, your asteroid in 2032 or something. And at first it was like a 1.4% chance to hit us. And now it's like a two, excuse me, 2.8% chance to hit us. And everyone's saying it's the end of the world. Like, just calm down. Like,

Nick VinZant 31:27

I mean, that's the kind of thing that I would like we should be concerned about that. Like, that's not quite the same as Gene hackman's death, but like a giant rock from outer space slamming into us at 10s of 1000s of miles an hour, like we should probably get working on that. Like we really need. If I was in charge of that program, I'd be like, we should really figure this one out. Guys, we really probably should figure this one out. I just don't, you know, start working on that,

John Shull 31:55

right? I mean, well, then I guess, God willing, we're still doing this podcast with that things, it strikes us we should go live on location wherever it's gonna hit from, no because we'll be dead, but we would. That's that. That's our golden ticket, that would be dead

Nick VinZant 32:13

this, this is the worst idea anyone has ever thought of like that. You put no thought into this actual idea. Let's go live on vacation from where the meteorite is going to hit? Yeah, we'll be dead. We'll really reap the rewards. You're going to be dead.

John Shull 32:26

Here's the question, would you rather be in the zone where you possibly could get hit and have to worry extensively about it, or would you rather be broadcasting live with me as it hits and our voices are the last thing anybody hears. You know, before it hits Earth,

Nick VinZant 32:45

I'd rather live. Generally, whenever I'm faced with a situation where I would rather be dead or alive, I would always rather be alive, yeah.

John Shull 32:52

I mean, yeah, money. I don't think I'd choose money over a lot unless it was life changing. Uh, anyway, all right. Uh, that's it. I was also going to talk with the Oscars. But I don't care about the Oscars. I don't really care. Well, I was looking at the and I'm not up on on a lot of the movies, but, like, I didn't know any. I knew one of the movies out of the 10 that are up for Best Picture. I

Nick VinZant 33:17

don't know. I cannot think of the last time that I probably actually saw a movie that was nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. I don't, I don't know if it's, if it's ever, like, you'd have to go back to a pretty main unless it was like dune or Avengers, which, you know, like you'd have to be a pretty mainstream movie. I'm gonna

John Shull 33:38

say what's, what were the Avengers? They never got anything

Nick VinZant 33:42

power to the popular people, right? I think that, like these snobs over there, your avant garde and your excellent use of cinematography. No, dude, I watched the explosions.

John Shull 33:52

Why did your voices go? You went very like, oh, I don't know. I'm waking

Nick VinZant 33:56

up in the morning, and I got a lot more bass in my voice than I usually do.

John Shull 34:01

Well, I don't know what I'll say to that. So you ready for

Nick VinZant 34:05

Diane? I am, oh, it is, I forgot. I completely forgot.

John Shull 34:13

How do you forget? Yeah, what do you think the six people out there that tune in specifically for this are like, how did he forget?

Nick VinZant 34:20

Wait, okay, so for John is getting all upset. I'm not upset you. You're a little frustrated. You're a little frustrated. You're drinking iced coffee, okay

John Shull 34:30

with ice cubes in it, by the way. God,

Nick VinZant 34:34

you've gotta, you gotta break out of this, man. You need to go like start. You gotta go punch a wall. Oh, I got wasted last night and broke some of my drywall from my flooded basement. I was like, if somebody's gonna mess up my basement, it's gonna be me. Yeah, they're kicking holes in the wall. I don't felt pretty good. I'm not gonna lie to you. Okay, so before John gets more flustered, it's time. I love it. The Outlaw. Candle connoisseur Rides Again. I can never do the damn horse.

You're not ready. They're looking around like

John Shull 35:17

you don't know. I don't have champs like I'm not wearing a polo t shirt. You know,

Nick VinZant 35:21

you shouldn't own chaps. There's no reason for you to own I should

John Shull 35:25

have a nice a bolo right here, like you're not. You can't,

Nick VinZant 35:28

you can't, you can't pull off. Bola a bolo, you can't pull off. You can't wear any of that. All right, I could never wear a best I'm not a best guy. No,

John Shull 35:37

you could because I, last weekend, I was at a wedding where I got married, and some of the guys and ladies that were at my wedding brought you up about what you did at my wedding, where you left the dance floor and showed up and all you were wearing was a vest.

Nick VinZant 35:55

Well, I had pants on. Oh yeah, sorry you had pants on, pants on top. But I'm not a best guy. I couldn't just wear a vest. I couldn't just a vest outside

John Shull 36:04

you did that day, and you looked damn good. Thank you. Um, anyways, so can of the month. Uh, true story about this one. This is probably a top 10 candle for me. Oh,

Nick VinZant 36:15

top 10 of the year or top 10 lifetime. Ever, ever. Ever, wow,

John Shull 36:21

by old bold. And they the company, Yankee Candle. I know mainstream whatever. They stopped making this candle. They're actually they brought it back this year. It's seasonal, and, well, I might just get into it. So it's by Yankee Candle head over there. Now to get it, because it's going to go pretty fast. And obviously we know what season it is. We're out of the love season, but we're into the lucky season. Oh, okay, that's where you're going.

Nick VinZant 36:48

I thought you're going springtime, but you're being more specific. You're making candle of the month about the theme of the month, as opposed to whatever willy nilly plan you add that minute,

John Shull 36:56

yeah. I mean, what? What Irish days and what? A couple of weeks from now, so you still have time to get this.

Nick VinZant 37:02

So my birthday, my birthday is coming up, 3136

John Shull 37:08

looking great. I don't know where, where that was going. Uh, so anyway, so, so they brought it back. And Yankee Candle wants you to know they brought it back so much that even on the glass, or on the sticker on the glass, it says returning favorite. Oh, but if it was

Nick VinZant 37:25

a returning favorite, why'd you get rid of it in the first place? I feel a little fishy. This whole thing isn't adding up. I

John Shull 37:32

actually did try to do a Google search, and somebody said it, there's all theory conspiracy. I couldn't find an app handle conspiracy theory. I mean, believe it or not, there is a large candle community out there. Are

Nick VinZant 37:46

you on chat rooms about candles? I

John Shull 37:49

am, I am, I am, and I do participate on Reddit. As Nick said when we first started this episode, my masculinity, if I had any, when I was

Nick VinZant 38:08

dude, how do you going down to zero? You're just on your chat room like 2am. Talking about candles. This

John Shull 38:14

is your fault.

Nick VinZant 38:16

Can't believe this candle just back, guys, it's back.

John Shull 38:19

This is your fault, or I didn't have to show this side of me to anybody. I don't even remember how the hell we got doing this. Probably

Nick VinZant 38:27

should have kept it to yourself. Honestly, you're on chat rooms like talking about candles. What's your handle? What's your handle?

John Shull 38:35

It doesn't matter. I'm on Reddit. Big smells.com

Nick VinZant 38:38

Are you big smells? 1690 No,

John Shull 38:42

I'm not. Actually, I'm not sure. Just tell us what. Tell us what it is. Just, no, I'm not, because I don't want people going out there and spamming me. And next thing I know, there's like, you know, screen grabs of me saying things.

Nick VinZant 38:56

Last question about this, did you? Did you create a login simply to talk about the candles. Or did you have a login? And then you happen to cross the candle forms and you're like, okay, yeah, by candle, yeah, yes, no, I had. Do you post on other stuff? Or is it only candles,

John Shull 39:15

some other stuff? It's more to monitor and look at other things. But if you go to the the thread candles, you know, which has 70,000 followers, you can probably pick out who I am, just by process of elimination. Anyways. So the

Nick VinZant 39:30

candle, you have 70,000 followers talking about your candles. No,

John Shull 39:34

there's 70,000 people on the Reddit thread. It's a very interactive community, engaging community. That's the right thing. Engage anyways. So Yankee Candles returning favors called Lucky Shamrock, and I looked at it great before we came on, because they say, they say, in their description, limited qualities. They've sold already 600 And 50 as of today. So doesn't

Nick VinZant 40:02

really seem like very many, to be honest, for a nationwide company to sell 650 that doesn't really seem like very much,

John Shull 40:09

but it's, it's, it's what you would think, it's zesty, green, it's refreshing. It's, you know, it was either that or I was just gonna, I was just gonna say, you know, put some wax in an open Bud Light can and that it could be the candle

Nick VinZant 40:24

in the month. Oh, I see what you did there. Now, okay, can we go back to this candle forum? Not really. No. Is it? Does it get heated? Does it ever get is there controversial? Is there controversial discussion in the candle community

John Shull 40:38

only amongst like folks that I identify themselves, like industry representatives who there are some threads on there, and all my can of people back me up here. Hold on. I'm waiting for you some, some people will say, like, you know, this company stole, stole the fragrance that I had, or they stole, oh, man, but I obviously don't get involved in that, because I don't own a candle company, right? Man, not yet. Anyways, Jesus,

Nick VinZant 41:10

there's a whole candle debate, a lively candle debate happening on Reddit every time. And I don't all

John Shull 41:15

you have to do just, you know, go to the Reddit thread candles. How often

Nick VinZant 41:20

do you check? How often do you check? I'm going to go there and find you. I want to see how many, how many? Okay, how many, often do you check? And how many total comments do you think you've left in, let's say the last year.

John Shull 41:36

Well, this should tell you one thing, I'm not sure, on comments, probably less than 500 I mean, it's entire year. I don't understand why this is a thing that's a lot. I don't think I've

Nick VinZant 41:52

said 500 things to my children, like, I don't think I've just told them like, 500 things, like, just randomly, well,

John Shull 42:01

I mean, I mean, I know the, you know, Reddit. I mean, sometimes things can get lost and you get a little clunky. So I'll repost some things. You know, sometimes

Nick VinZant 42:10

Wait, are you making posts? Are you making posts too? I

John Shull 42:15

have made posts. I'm not going to tell you the couple that I've made because if I do, you will obviously be able to pinpoint who I am, and it doesn't matter where are

Nick VinZant 42:26

we going with this. This is fascinating. Okay, so you've commented 500 times in the last year. I don't think I've ever commented 500 times on any social media. If you probably added up all the comments I've done on social media, it's probably less than 500 I'm just saying you're very this sounds like you're very active. Sounds like you're very active. I mean, a moderator? Are you a moderator? No, I'm even asked to be a moderator. You think you can work your way up to Moderator?

John Shull 42:56

I mean, I've been asked to do some things, but, you know, but it would not that, what have you been asked to do? Well, I mean, you know, they're like, there's some local candle groups too, like that are specific to regions. I don't understand why this is so funny to you.

Nick VinZant 43:16

It's not, it's not, it's funny because it's you. I know if anybody else did this, do what you like, man, do exactly what you want. Like, like, I just can't imagine this. Like, you're just sitting in your dark basement, like, 2am commenting, raging about the candles. Like, no way that's the can't. Like, ooh. Have you ever posted your candle in the month stuff? Have you ever post? Have You Ever Have you ever done it? Do you have the Do you have the courage candle. Are you going to post your candle the month review? Do you think people would laugh at you? I

John Shull 43:46

don't think you know. I don't think I need to tell you about C O T H M, all right, don't, don't go red a thread candles, you know subject, C O T m, Profoundly Pointless. Maybe you'll find something. Who knows?

Nick VinZant 44:00

Oh, okay, I got some investigation to do, very good. But

John Shull 44:04

yes, I check it. How long times a day? Because it's, it's, right, it's Reddit, man, it's, it's one of my main sources of social media,

Nick VinZant 44:15

right? Yeah, I don't check my text message from my

John Shull 44:19

wife. Yeah, we all know you don't have local how local of

Nick VinZant 44:23

the group do you go? Right? Like, okay, so you go the nationwide group, and you're in some local groups. We talking state level, we talking city, we talking neighborhood. Like, how low, how localized do you go in the candle community? I mean, the

John Shull 44:37

Southeast Michigan candle lovers. I Good

Nick VinZant 44:47

for you, man, find the thing you like and do what you like, yeah,

John Shull 44:50

man, I love candles. All right, all right, dude, yeah, man, damn, there's all there's all kinds, you know, everyone has their thing, you know, yeah,

Nick VinZant 44:58

yeah. People. I'm press, I'm impressed by it.

John Shull 45:02

Can we just move on to a top five that, you know, hopefully I'll redeem myself. Yeah, we can.

Nick VinZant 45:07

We can move on. Alright, man, just to reiterate, John has had sex with a woman at least twice, at

John Shull 45:18

least, at least, you know, there could be some women out there that are like, man, he seems like he's really in touch. Wow.

Nick VinZant 45:23

What if you get, like, candle groupies? What if you get candle groupies?

John Shull 45:28

I was wondering that if, like, we had T shirts that said candle, like, I don't think that's a trademark, maybe I'll patent it the candle. Maybe you should, like,

Nick VinZant 45:37

right? Maybe you should spend a little bit less time listening to other people on the internet a little bit more activity, sounds like you're an in sounds like you're, quite frankly, a big wig in the candle community, and what are you doing with it, right? Like you were given gold, and you're not doing anything. You're just sitting around.

John Shull 45:51

You're absolutely right. I am a candle influencer. You're right, right? And you're

Nick VinZant 45:56

not doing anything with it.

Unknown Speaker 45:58

I don't want to be a candle

Nick VinZant 46:00

influencer. No one does. I hate

John Shull 46:02

that. You make me do

Nick VinZant 46:04

this. Just go for it. All right. You ready?

John Shull 46:06

Yeah, man, just get off the candles. And I never thought I'd say that. All right,

Nick VinZant 46:12

wow. Southeast Michigan, God, it went directional. It's not even just like it went you went directional. You didn't just go west, you didn't just go east. You did. You went south east, yeah, that's like, you went two directional, which is one direction too far. I see kind of what you did there, yeah, right. Like, you can be south, you can be north, but you can't be like, Southwest. You went too far. You went too far. Uh, okay, so our top five is top five movie characters we'd like to hang out with. I don't know why yours isn't I know what your number one is. Is probably the candle thing from Beauty and the Beast. The candelabra beauty of the beast. Luminaire. Is that? What his name is? Yeah, wow. Okay, that was pretty quick.

John Shull 46:59

What's your number five one is, I know your number one is already. No, you don't before, yeah, you, you know. Alright, my number five. And once again, this is a tough list, but I put Yoda as my number five. Oh,

Nick VinZant 47:15

I thought about Yoda a lot, but I actually went Darth Vader for my number five. Okay, yeah, I went Darth Vader for my number five because, like, if you were just buddies with him, I think it'd be a great time. You wouldn't want to be on his bad side, but it'd be a great time to, I think, to just like, hang around Darth Vader, the second most powerful person in the universe. I mean, I thought about the, you know, sis and Jedi, and I was like, Yoda wouldn't talk too much, and he would probably teach me something cool. And he would just be like, Hey, we're going over here. And he would teleport me to wherever we were going. It would be a lot more fun than, like, a Sith, like, you know, no, you did this wrong. The bad guy is always probably more fun. Like, first of all, force users can't just teleport. That's not how that works. Okay, no force power. Maybe there is a force power that allows teleportation, but not in canon, certainly not in movie cannons. We haven't seen it. Okay, let's not get into that. Star Wars, people. I'm not I'm out. We're out, right? Um, but, like, I would just the thumb of hanging out with Yoda, man, it's you'd always be talking in a way you didn't know exactly what he was talking about, right? And if you're hanging out with Darth Vader, there's going to be, if you're hanging out with Darth Vader, he's got a lot of power, he's got a lot of money, he's got a lot of influence, influence. There's going to be a lot of women around, and they're certainly not going to be looking at him like you're going to pick up a lot of residual

John Shull 48:41

hanging out with Yoda would kind of being like hanging out with a super intelligent child. And it would be awesome. I think it'd be a great time.

Nick VinZant 48:50

Okay. I mean, be nice. Probably fun. Grogu, be cool. All right, what's number four?

John Shull 48:54

Uh, Jeff the dude. Lebowski, oh,

Nick VinZant 48:59

that's a good one, man. But you the only thing with that is I would wonder like, Hey, man, can we actually just do something today? Can we accomplish something today? No,

John Shull 49:11

no. I mean, he kind of accomplished stuff in the movie by accident, but it's hilarious. It's good. It's good times.

Nick VinZant 49:18

I think I'd want to hang out with more with Donnie. Because Donnie, at least, like, he's part of that group, but he's got a little bit more ambition. You can see he's kind of doing more stuff, a little bit. That's like the dude and Walter, not really doing anything,

Speaker 1 49:35

wasting there Donnie, or what? What's the, what's you're out of your element. You're out here with Donnie. My number

Nick VinZant 49:41

four is Pikachu. Really, any of the Pokemon characters I would hang out with the Pokemon man, just have an animal friend. Cool powers. Do what you want. Okay,

John Shull 49:51

alright, rather have a dog or have Pikachu. Think about that. I never you brought it back. But at first I was like, got it back. Like this guy's gonna. Make fun of me for my candle love, and he's gonna say he wants to hang out with Pikachu.

Nick VinZant 50:04

I'd hang out with Pikachu. I mean, Pikachu,

John Shull 50:08

okay, uh, my number three is ash from the Evil Dead franchise,

Nick VinZant 50:15

okay, Bruce Kim, but you gotta be in like, That's too scary of a situation, man.

John Shull 50:21

Why it'd be fun as hell,

Nick VinZant 50:24

killing zombies or whatever. I've never actually seen that. I've only seen

John Shull 50:26

no just, I'm not like talking about actually, like just having beers with him, like hanging out on a day to day

Nick VinZant 50:31

basis, but you gotta break in that environment. Okay, all

John Shull 50:35

right. Well, kick the shit out of him, then. My number

Nick VinZant 50:37

three is Dumbledore. You don't want to hang out with Dumbledore, the most powerful wizard of his age, maybe one of the most powerful wizards of all time.

John Shull 50:48

No, I don't. I don't want to hang out with any wizards, because magic

Nick VinZant 50:52

Dumbledore, let's go to the Quidditch. All right, we'll be there in a second.

John Shull 50:58

Like I said, who knows what kind of effed up crap they're gonna, they're gonna get you into right,

Nick VinZant 51:03

but Dumbledore's already prepared for it, man, that's why you don't want to hang out with Harry, because Harry's gonna get you into a mess, but Dumbledore is gonna clean it up. Who

John Shull 51:10

do you think? Who do you think does better with the ladies? Dumb door? Well, I

Nick VinZant 51:16

mean, double doors gay, but,

John Shull 51:18

oh, he is, yeah, I didn't realize that good. I don't think that

Nick VinZant 51:24

that was one of those things that, like, I don't think anybody knew and nobody really cared. But yeah, are you

John Shull 51:30

sure? Is that like, a thing? No. Dumbledore

Nick VinZant 51:32

was, like, in love with Grindelwald,

Unknown Speaker 51:36

okay. Yeah.

Nick VinZant 51:37

I mean, do what you want. Dumbledore,

John Shull 51:41

yeah. I mean, sure do. Man, this episode's been all over the place, huh?

Nick VinZant 51:47

Yeah. Dumbledore likes what he likes. Have fun however you want. I'm

John Shull 51:51

not, I'm not hating on him. I'm you, you, do you? Man, my number two Batman,

Nick VinZant 51:57

don't they? Think that'd be, let's see, it'd be fun. I'd like to hang out with Bruce Wayne. Sorry, I don't think I want to hang out with Batman.

John Shull 52:05

Yeah, Bruce Wayne. I feel like Bruce Wayne is just the amount of cool to where, like, he won't annoy the shit out of you, but he has all the money. He has all the fun cars toys, yeah, all the chicks, you know, because I was trying to, I was trying to think of, like, really famous, like, movie characters that would be fun to hang out with. And, yeah, I think my number one's going to be pretty awesome. So

Nick VinZant 52:28

my number two is Totoro, from my neighbor, Totoro, hanging out with a big, magical, whatever that thing is, man, that looks awesome. Just having fun all day, sleeping around be great. Where

John Shull 52:42

did it not forest? If your number one is,

Nick VinZant 52:45

it's not you won't get it. You will have no idea what my number one is. I'm going to blow you out of

John Shull 52:50

water. Okay? I mean, maybe mine. So my number one is Jordan Belfort from a Wolf of Wall Street. Oh,

Nick VinZant 52:59

Caprio, that's a real person, though, and he went to prison.

John Shull 53:04

He did go to prison, but by characters in the movies, Leo's portrayal of him would be my that would be my dude to hang out with. Can you imagine? I mean, you're probably going to prison or dying, but you would have a great time doing it. I'm

Nick VinZant 53:19

going completely the opposite direction of that. And my number one is Peter Gibbons from office space. We would just hang out doing nothing, just having just like taking it easy. No, that's Peter Gibbons today, nothing. All right, sounds great. Let's do that together.

John Shull 53:38

He's on my he was on my list, like, my honorable mention, he would be, I don't know, like I if I was to now hang out with somebody. I would need, I would need, like, the the Leo factor, you know what I mean, like the craziness, like, drugs, alcohol, women, fast cars, although I'm going the speed limit, you know, all that other stuff. Okay, I could

Nick VinZant 54:01

see that in your 20s, but in your 30s, you just want to be hanging out with Peter Gibbons. Let's take this one easy. All right. Do you have anybody in your honorable

John Shull 54:11

mention? Yeah, but I feel like they're all cliche, like I have Han Solo, because I feel like he'd be cool to hang out with. Yeah, he's cool. And looking on some lists, like, I saw Indiana Jones on a lot of people's list, but, like, I probably wouldn't put Andy Indiana Jones on my list for whatever reason. Yeah, let's see. I've I thought about putting him as my one or two, but then I just left it off the list completely. And that's Jack Sparrow.

Nick VinZant 54:36

Oh, that would get annoying. You think so for like a day? Yeah, I'd like to take a shower at some point.

John Shull 54:47

Feel like he might be fun. I put any of the Ghostbusters because I feel like they'd be awesome.

Nick VinZant 54:53

Yeah? That'd be John. Too scary for me. That'd be fun time.

John Shull 54:56

Bill Murray from Caddy Shack. I.

Nick VinZant 55:00

Oh, I would. You're not gonna go with Al zervic. I would go with Ronnie Dangerfield character. I'd hang

John Shull 55:06

out with him. Rip Rodney, uh, yeah, that's kind of, I have some other ones, but they're not very good at all. Like Tony Montana, Tony Stark, you know, people like that? Tony

Nick VinZant 55:18

the Tiger, any other Tony's? No the only other one. So the other movie characters that I had, I went more kind of comic booky anime than John would go. But I had night crawler, because I'd want to be able to teleport around, like you could get a lot of places, somebody who could teleport pretty easily. And then I had Uncle Iroh from Avatar, because for some good wholesome life advice, I

Unknown Speaker 55:43

don't even

John Shull 55:44

know what that means. It's good wholesome life's advice, you don't I think we should end on some life advice from me. Okay, and that is, embrace your inner self, and if you want to join the threads for candles, head over to Reddit and do so. Oh,

Nick VinZant 55:59

okay, that's gonna go ahead and do it for this episode of Profoundly Pointless. I want to thank you so much for joining us. If you get a chance, leave us a quick review. We really appreciate it. Really helps out the show and let us know who you think are some movie characters that you just want to be friends with. You just want to hang out. I don't really want to be doing that in any kind of dystopian world. That's why I go with Peter Gibbons, just just chilling. I.